#kojirou x reader

[linkemon]

Boy with luv (Shinomiya Kojirou x Reader)

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[ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ᴛʀɪᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙʀɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴏꜱꜱ, ꜱʜɪɴᴏᴍɪʏᴀ ᴋᴏᴊɪʀᴏᴜ, ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ʜɪꜱ ʀᴇꜱᴛᴀᴜʀᴀɴᴛ ꜰᴀɪʟꜱ…

ᴀᴅᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ɪɴꜰᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴ: ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴀᴜ. ɪᴛ ɪɴᴠᴏʟᴠᴇꜱ ᴀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʀɪʟʏ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴠᴀʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ʀᴇᴀꜱᴏɴꜱ.

— Voilà! — [Reader] proudly placed the plate in front of Shinomiya. — Spring composition. Complete rejuvenation!

She sincerely hoped that the opinion about the dish would be positive. Many of her future plans depended on it. Fortunately, the hungry glances of her coworkers, who were waiting for their turn to taste, gave her encouragement. The woman tightly clenched her thumbs behind her back as she watched her boss take the first bite. To her surprise, he froze for a moment and, before he could say anything, disappeared in a cloud of white smoke.

A child sat in his place.

Everyone approached the little one uncertainly. Someone took the fork out of his hand.

— [Reader]-san, what did you put in there? — Abel asked with fear.

— Lime leaves. I wanted it to be... rejuvenating? — she said uncertainly.

In front of her sat a mini version of the boss. He had the exact same short pink hair and amber eyes. He looked quite happy as he played with the rest of the food on his plate.

His expression was definitely not his usual one.

— I like it. He's less grumpy. — Lucie lifted the little one into her arms. — Who's the cutest little thing? Who? — She lifted him up, tickling him with her nose. — I wonder when he'll turn back.

— Maybe we should call an ambulance — Gao suggested.

She was sensible and responsible. After all, that was what was expected of a restaurant manager. [Reader] rarely disagreed with her but this time she couldn't agree with her.

The sanitary inspector would certainly raid the place and closing Shino's would cause huge losses. In her mind's eye, she could already see Shinomiya suing her. And there would be no way to pay off the debts...

— Now we have to get ready to open because the guests will be disappointed. Let's wait until he digests what he ate. I'll take care of him and if it doesn't go away, I'll take him to the ER.

She wanted to strongly believe that the visit would not be necessary.

— We'll manage without you. Take him for a walk so he won't be a nuisance. We'll keep in touch — Lucie said, seeing the rest of the crew wanting to protest.

The woman then took the child from her, took her purse and left the restaurant.

She headed towards the housing estate with a playground.

It seemed to her that all the old ladies in the area had gathered to check her out. They were expressing their admiration for Kojirō-chan. They were congratulating her on her adorable son. [Reader] didn't feel like correcting them. Especially after he had publicly called her "mom". So she nodded with a goofy smile, trying to say a polite goodbye and leave.

The boy kept pulling her hair. Once, he even managed to dig up her lipstick and started using it eagerly. When she tried to wipe his face, she was surprised to find that he was standing without her help. He had also grown heavier. That boded well.

Before she knew it, little boss was running around the sandbox bringing her dishes made of leaves and sand. She tipped them out behind her when he wasn't looking.

It wasn't the time to think about it but she figured Shinomiya must have been a really cute kid once. She felt sad that his adult self wasn't anything like his current self.

Suddenly she heard a soft sob and then a preschooler appeared before her with tears in his eyes. She wanted to say that children grow up too fast but at the last moment she stopped herself.

— He ruined my restaurant. — The boy’s lower lip trembled. —And I was just about to cook you Flan Aux Champignon.

It was enough to glance at a peer playing in a newly acquired sandbox to understand what he was talking about. The fight was paid for with a grazed knee.

— Kojirō-chan, you'll cook me something better next time. — She hugged the little one. — Let's go to the store, I'll buy you some colourful slices and something sweet. — She winked.

Like most school children, he was taken in by the promise of a reward. A taped knee, a juice box and a candy bar effectively did the trick. The woman also sent a text message to her co-workers, assuring them that hospitals would not be needed.

Unfortunately, the problem began when the boss hit his teenage years. He suddenly wanted to taste rebellion. Before she knew it, he ran away at a pedestrian crossing.

She was seriously nervous because Tokyo's neighbourhoods were easy to get lost in. Not to mention the shady characters who sometimes lurked in the alleys after dark.

She often returned home late at night, so she knew the consequences.

She asked passersby and wandered around the area but to no avail.

When she returned to the street where Shino's was located, however, a surprise awaited her. To her immense relief, a grown man was sitting on a bench in front of the restaurant.

— Shinomiya-san, what a luck! — She threw her arms around his neck.

She was glad he was back to normal and in one piece.

The man gently but firmly pushed her away from him.

This was nothing new. Even when he was hugged on his birthday while being congratulated, he felt uneasy. He kept physical contact to a minimum.

— What was in that dish? — he drawled.

[Reader] could feel the cold gaze of amber eyes on her. The tone of his voice was cold and unpleasant. She was starting to miss Kojirō-chan, who would probably jump for joy at the sight of her.

Her legs and head ached from running around the neighbourhoods looking for her boss. Fatigue was making itself known, bringing tears to the corners of her eyes. She blinked as hard as she could but her vision was getting a little blurry.

— The ingredients don’t matter if it wasn’t good! — she sobbed, searching her purse for tissues.

The man noticed the sudden change and his facial expression softened slightly.

— Did I say I didn't like it?

— But...

—Why did you care so much about my opinion? You never cared about it before unless the dishes were for Shino's.

The woman wiped her eyes, trying to calm her breathing.

— This was supposed to be a test of my skills. I want to open my own restaurant in [Country Name]. I feel like I'm suffocating in Tokyo.

— Because who would want to put up with me as their boss? — he snarled.

— Shinomiya-san, you know it's not like that. I just... have to try something new. Go somewhere. Do something more. Remember how after the shokugeki you said you didn't want to stand still...?

— I know what you're talking about.

He knew this feeling all too well.

Ever since he faced Yukihira in a duel, it had been with him all along. Since then, he had wanted more from life. He had set high standards and distant goals for himself and he had stubbornly pursued them. He had been working on his cooking style, hoping that one day he would achieve more than he already had.

But now that the woman wanted what he wanted, he had a problem.

The idea of ​​a restaurant without her stupid jokes, without her dishes and without her seemed downright treacherous to him.

As if she wanted to run away from him and didn't need him anymore.

— You want my opinion? — He pinched the bridge of his nose. — Change that lime note and everyone will be eating out of your hand. If they don't turn into a child first... Just invite me to the opening. — He looked directly at her.

The woman had the impression that there was some hope lurking within him.

— Of course, yes. Besides... I'll visit you. We're not parting forever. There are phones and the Internet. Although after these few years I have to admit that I'll miss you.

Maybe it was time to set new goals, unrelated to cooking.

Kojirō gently brushed a few strands of hair away from the woman's face and placed a gentle kiss on her forehead. She hadn't expected that at all, so he wanted to laugh at the sight of her flushed face before him.

— If you don't invite me, I'll just get on the first plane I see. And when I find you, you'll be in big trouble. Let's go — he added, seeing her froze in place.

The woman reluctantly moved toward the restaurant, catching up with Shinomiya.

— You know you offered me a sand cake to eat? — She smiled, looking out at the setting sun.

— I hope it was as good as all my dishes.

— Imagine that I didn't eat it...

She reached out her hand timidly, lacing her fingers with his. The man smiled to himself.

— Don't worry, you haven't lost anything because I'll cook you something better.

He's gained a new and quite pleasant, goal — [Reader] will become his girlfriend.

[kuroopaisen]

a matter of taste || nanjo kojiro (joe)

➵ you need to ask kojiro something. in private. 

wc: 1.3k

warnings: f!reader

“Hey, Kojiro?” Your eyes are downcast and your voice so quiet it’s almost drowned out by the sound of his blood pulsing in his ears. The hallway’s sparsely populated with other teenagers, all of them disinterested in the two of you.

“Yeah?” He tries to keep his voice measured, perhaps even devil-may-care.

A moment of silence. You press your lips together, as though you’re grappling with your own thoughts.

Kojiro thinks he’s going to lose his mind.

“Can I talk to you?” You swallow, finally daring to meet his eyes. “Alone?”

You’re blushing, and you look so damn cute it’s taking everything within him to stop his mind – and his body, for that matter – from getting ahead of him.

“Sure,” he nods, trying his best to appear nonchalant.

You’ve never spoken to him like this before. Never so nervous, so… bashful. It looks cute on you.

He wonders if he should say something. Would calling you cute be too forward? Although, with how you’re acting, standing in front of him with pink cheeks and an air of general nervousness… maybe it’d be just the right thing to do.

Before he can say anything, you scuttle off, glancing over your shoulder as if to encourage him to follow.

He already knows where you’re leading him to; the roof is technically not a restricted area, but the implicit rule is that nobody has any good reason to be up there. Not that that’s ever stopped the now of you before.

His heart is racing at frankly unimaginable speeds now. Even skating doesn’t raise his pulse this much.

He jogs after you before you totally disappear from sight, his pulse beating in tandem with each leap up the stairwell.

Is this actually happening? Are you really about to confess to him?

He knows it’s not good to make assumptions, but he can’t help it. Why else would you be so secretive, so desperate to have this conversation away from prying eyes? And he’s been making a concerted effort to flirt with you more these days. Sure, you seem to play most of it off as a joke, but he can’t blame you for that. Maybe he needs to tease you less, give you a compliment or two.

You waste no time sitting yourself down on the concrete wall, resting your back against the metal bars that reach high above your head.

Kojiro sits himself down next to you, putting just a little distance between you. He can’t be brash – he won’t ruin this.  

The two of you sit in silence for a long moment as you chew your bottom lip, an expression of pure disconcertion on your face. Kojiro just watches you quietly with a gentle smile on his face.

He could get used to this side of you.  

“God, this is so embarrassing,” you groan, finally breaking your silence as you run a hand through your hair.

“Take your time,” Kojiro smiles, unsure as to how much longer he can hold out.

You close your eyes, cheeks flushed and fists clenched in your lap.

Maybe he should just take charge and put you ou—

“Do you know is Kaoru’s got a crush on anyone?”

Wait, what?

“Kaoru!?” Kojiro stares at you, mouth hanging open and heart dropping to his stomach. It’s too late for him to mitigate his reaction. He could only hope you’d read it as a joke.

“Yeah?” You raise an eyebrow at him, a hint of hesitation in your voice. “What’s the matter?”

“Please don’t tell me you’ve got a thing for him,” he scoffs, running a hand through his hair. He’s running on instinct, not even bothering to hide the scowl marring his face.

Kaoru? Kaoru? You brought him up here to talk about Kaoru?

“Don’t be rude!” You whine, kicking his shin with your foot. Kojiro barely feels it.

But it’s enough of an answer.

It’s strange. He can’t quite describe what he’s feeling as melancholy. Even shock seems too severe. But he’s feeling something, something new, something palpable, something he doesn’t know how to untangle.

Disappointment? Regret? Pain? No, those all sound too extreme. This sadness is milder, but he already knows it will be more persistent. The mundanity makes it worse; it’s an ache, not a sting. And an ache always leaves a ghost behind, a phantom of pain you can never predict.

“What, do you have a thing for pretty boys then?” Kojiro sighs, leaning back on his palms.

You punch him in the arm. It doesn’t hurt.

He doesn’t respond to that, instead turning his attention to his shoes. You’re quiet for a long moment, fiddling your thumbs together. He probably shouldn’t find it cute, but he does. Fuck.

“I just think he’s cool,” you mumble, looking up at the sky.

“It’s the lip ring, isn’t it?”

You stick your tongue out at him and scrunch up your nose. “No. I liked him before I knew he had that dumb lip ring.”

It’s been that long?

Kojiro swallows, his thoughts crossing over each other and muddling together in his head.

How could he have gotten it so wrong? Sure, you’d been friends for ages, so any affection between you was natural. But Kojiro had felt that something new had been brewing, something that’d transform whatever existed before.

But nope. He’s just a fucking idiot.

“I have no idea if he’s into anyone,” Kojiro sighs, looking up at the sky.

It’s a nice day. Clear, but not too bright. Perfect conditions for skating.

Ironically enough, it feels the kind of day nobody would expect to get their heart broken on. You haven’t even rejected him – not directly – but that somehow makes it worse. If you’d turned him down, that’d be fine. The two of you could work past it.

But no. You had to go and have feelings for Kaoru.

Is it because he’s smarter? Because he seems like the kind of guy who’ll grow up rich? Or do you just have a thing for longer hair? Or maybe you like that cool, collected type.

It’s useless to speculate. It’s not like he’s going to change himself – and he doesn’t want to. It’s dumb. He’s dumb. He just wants to go to the dock and practice. Slam his board against a few walls and work his frustration out.

“I can ask him, if you want,” he says. That, more than anything, felt like accepting defeat.

“Don’t do that,” you whine, “that’s so… childish.”

“Well are you gonna ask him yourself?” He snorts. He’s trying to play it off. Trying to keep you in the dark.

Your cheeks burn once more, but now Kojiro finds them painful to look at.

“No,” you shake your head. “I mean, I’ve been dropping hints, but I don’t think he’s noticed…”

“He’s not good at picking up on that sort of thing,” Kojiro shrugs. The conversation is so casual it’s almost as if he didn’t feel like someone had stuck their hand into his guts and messed them around.

The last thing he wants to do is advise you on how to woo Kaoru of all people. He’s not a masochist.

But you’re his friend. You have been for so, so long. You trust him with this. That meant something, right? It’d be pretty lame of him to brush you off, wouldn’t it?

It’s fine, Kojiro tells himself. It’s fine.

Other girls have shown interest in him. It’s not like he’s undesirable – he could definitely get a girlfriend if he tried. He knows that. And hey, if the two of you had become romantically involved, that’d probably just complicate things.

This is for the best.

This pain in his chest, this discomfort rooting itself through his gut… it will pass.

Kojiro tries to smile, but he can’t make it reach his eyes.

You’re too preoccupied with the sky to notice.

[pillow-anime-talk]

sick and poor s/o...

request​: hey! i love your work and was wondering if you could do a scenarios with sk8 where their s/o is sick and they take care of them (with cherry, joe, shadow, reki and langa) because currently i’m dying if a bad cold, headache, sore throat, stomach and side pain and a bad cough.

# tags: scenarios; current relationships; soft romance; fluff; bit of comedy; worried!boys & sick!reader; sfw

includes: gender neutral reader ft. hiromi higa, reki kyan, kojirou nanjou, langa hasegawa & kaoru sakurayashiki {sk8}

author’s note: you are probably healthy already, but take care of yourself anyway!

— HIROMI

“A-A-Achoooo!” You sneezed loudly, even painfully, and your precious boyfriend immediately jumped in place and quickly ran to your huge bed.

“Y/N!” His terrified, yet delicate face looked really comical at the moment, but as soon as you laughed gently, you felt a sharp pain in your chest and throbbing around both temples. “Is everything right?”

You shook your head and hid under the white-blue covers to the very tip of your nose, and Hiromi sighed sadly. During your illness, you were always so sleepy, sore and often very sorrowful.

“I think it’s time to take your medication, honey. Wait for me here, okay?”

You smiled anyway – your man was really trying and you appreciated it very much.

— REKI

For the first time in his life, Reki tried so hard to make all his notes legible and colorful. He don’t want you to have any arrears in connection with your illness, so red head wrote down even the smallest details so that you can be prepared for all (even unannounced) exams in the future. He also wrote important dates and information about trips and contests that you loved to participate in.

He visited you every day because your home was on the way to his own house, often without even informing you of his arrival to give you a little surprise. In addition, he always brought you your favorite apple buns from the school shop, and on weekends he would ask his mother to pack some warm soup in thermos. You adored Mrs. Kyan’s udon so much.

“... I don’t know if I told you, but Yuki and Ino did some very strange actions! And it all started with a lunch break during which Ino...”

Even when you were sick, you definitely didn't miss a thing in school thanks to Reki.

— KOJIROU

With the tall man, even despite your mood, you felt well, and your recovery was faster than other people. However, this is not surprising; his warming soup, healthy and fruity snacks, and a balanced cocktail-assisted diet have always helped you get back on your feet in just five days. Your fever passed very quickly and your overall fatigue was destroyed thanks to warming desserts with chocolate or caramel.

And of course, if necessary, your boyfriend would either feed you and give you a soft kiss on the forehead every few moments, or walk around the apartment in just an apron to make you warm up even more and forget about the pain in the legs, back and head.

“... Honey... Is this... my favorite ramen?” You asked with a big smile, and the green-haired one just nodded.

“Nutty ramen with tofu, cabbage and sweet corn for my beloved, big baby.” A proud smile appeared on his lips and you clapped as you watched the beautifully smelling dish.

With Kojirou, the disease was... really cool!

— LANGA

After a short phone call with your mom, Langa went to the store for some snacks for you (both sweet, salty, and those filled with vitamins or protein). He bought you two apples, yoghurt, your favorite chocolate, as well as chips and cinnamon buns.

He had a really great relationship with your whole family, so as soon as he knocked on the wooden door of your apartment, your mother hugged him and thanked him for taking care of you. She offered him some tea and cookies, to which Langa obviously agreed and thanked heartily. After a while, however, he apologized to a middle-aged woman and went to your bedroom to say ‘Hi’ and give you the food (and some kisses).

It wasn’t a surprise for the young boy that you just fell asleep tired of your illness and catching up at school. You looked really cute, despite the huge blushes on your face, the tangled hair and the saliva escaping your mouth. Your boyfriend put all the things on your desk and then lay down next to you. You were terribly hot and a bit sweaty, but the teenager was fine with it. You still smelled like yourself – like fruity shampoo.

It didn’t bother him to the point that he ended up falling asleep next to you, and when your mother put the tea next to the shopping bag, she took a quick photo of you two. Then she quietly left the room and you didn’t even notice her, still cuddled up to each other.

— KAORU

Kaoru is... in between everyone.

When you are sick, he cares about you a lot (seriously), buys you healthy snacks, tries to cook with internet recipes (or with Kojirou's help, but he won't admit it). He always tries to be next to you whenever you call him, and he never gets nervous and waits patiently until he can wipe your tired body after a bath or dress you in clean clothes.

“... Y/N, time for your meds.”

“How long will I be taking these dumb pills?” You asked sadly and then sourly swallowed the bitter pills and drank too sweet cough syrup.

“You have five days until the end of the treatment.” He said in a warm tone of voice. “But if you want to heal faster, cover yourself with a blanket and I’ll make you hot tea with fresh lemon and honey.” He added with a slight smile, and you immediately grabbed his warm, big hand. “Hm?”

“Could you ... Could you give me a hug right now and then bring me some tea?”

Your boyfriend of course agreed, and after a short while you just fell asleep; you were so sweet, so your boyfriend did not leave you until you woke up by yourself.

[lemons3ason]

Jealous Gorilla (Smut)

(Kojiro Nanjo x Reader)

*MINOR PLS DO NOT INTERACT*

~~~~~~~~~~~

You could barely breathe with his thick cock ramming and stretching your wet cunt, the burn of your walls stretching to fit his massive size was painful enough to feel good in a twisted sort of way. If your hips dared to shy away from him, his large hands would grip the fat of your ass and pull you right back onto his length that you so ungratefully removed yourself from. Kojiro had never been this rough with you before, it was thrilling yet terrifying in a way, all over some praising for the younger skaters. It wasn’t your fault that Langa was so handsome and talented. That Reki was such an exceptional craftsman when it came to boards and his adorably contagious smile. That Miya was so mischievously cute and needy when it came to affection from you! Or that Shadow’s tongue piercing and make up skills were to die for! It was just harmless praises between friends why did it bother him so much.

“J-Joe...ngh...I-it’s to much. To deep.”, you whined, your thighs trembled with each grind his veiny member made against the special soft spot inside your pussy.

You cried out to the sudden stinging pain in your ass and looked over your shoulder to see his face darkened in an angry scowl. Soft whimpers escaped your lips as the hilt of his cock finally brushed against the entrance of your filled pussy. A ring of your lewd cream coating the base of his cock as one final thrust planted his cock deep inside your core, his heavy balls slapping against your clit as you came over his fat member.

“Who said I gave you permission to cum? Giving everyone else attention except me, who do you think you are ignoring me all day? Remember I’m the only one that can fill you up like this, that can make your belly swell when I’m inside your pretty pussy. So tell me why you’ve been ignoring me and flirting with all the other boys.”, Joe growled slapping your ass again since you had dared to move your hips.

You were simply being a brat, but you couldn’t exactly tell him that unless you wanted to call out of work for the next month. You had to think of a believable excuse that would make his affectionate side come back to spoil you. Despite the sting of his cock stretching you, you moved your hips all the way back until your ass pressed against the bottom of his abs and softly rolled your hips as tears spilled from your eyes. Your body shook making him feel guilty for making you cry and when your tear filled half lidded eyes turned back to look at him he felt his cock twitch as you softly whined, “Because you’ve been choosing your fangirls over me. You ditched our date the other day, forgot my birthday yesterday, and ignored me as you wrapped your arms around your fans when we got to S. You don’t love me anymore, you haven’t said it for the past week and my hearts so full of love for you but you don’t want it so I gave it to the boys since they seem to appreciate me.”, you cried wiping your tears away hoping that your acting was enough to convince him. Joe turned you over on the bed and looked down at your tear stained face in pure agony, your bullshit explanation had worked, he kissed your tears away and moved your legs so they would wrap around his waist while his angry dominant daddy persona melted away and returned to his soft daddy routine. He pulled his cock out of your pussy making you whimper from the empty feeling, he had to make up for being rude to you.

“Really love? You made me jealous because I made you jealous? Oh (Y/n), of course I love you. I love you so much, I can’t believe I did that to you.”, Joe frowned kissing your lips sweetly until you began to giggle against them, once he had you smiling again he decided to softly pound your pussy until his love for you was overflowing, “Hold onto me baby, I’m gonna pound you nice and slow okay?”

You nodded and wrapped your arms around his neck as he once again bottomed out in you. His hips got straight to work, gently thrusting his cock into you as it rubbed all the right places. Your toes curled in pleasure and squeals and moans poured out of your mouth like music. Joe smiled and attacked your clit with his rough fingers while whispering sweet words and compliments into your ears. “That’s it beautiful Angel, take me just like that. Stretch that pretty pussy for me all you want and don’t you dare forget how much I love you. I love you so much (Y/n), I only want you. Want to fill you up and put a little skater in you, wanna pound away into your cunt even as your swollen with our first baby. Do you want that?”, Joe asked sweetly suckling your breasts in an attempt to win you over.

Your overstimulated mind could barely produce a proper sentence but one simple nod was enough to tell your jealous lover what you wanted. The grip he had on your thighs would leave bruises, no doubt about that, but it still felt tender and sincere since he held you carefully in his strong arms. Soft praises and sweet ‘I love you’s left his lips making you kiss him to swallow up each word. His hot tongue against yours as his big cock rearranged your insides was wonderful. With each thrust into your gspot you came closer and closer to cumming, your walls now used to the gaping size his cock left them, he was to perfect for you.

“J-Joe...-“

“N-no baby. That’s not my name, not to you. Come on my little amore, call me by my name.”, he purred softly.

You panted for breath as his cock rammed into your plush swollen walls, he fit so snug inside of you, “K-Kojiro.”, you moaned wrapping your legs around his waist as your orgasm neared.

His name spilled from your swollen lips, each ram of his cock making you see stars. He smiled down at you, petting your sweaty bangs out of your face to enjoy the full glow of your orgasm. He groaned against your neck, your walls became unbearably tight over his thick member pulling his orgasm right out of it, he moaned loudly into your ear gripping your hips to keep you in place as he filled you to the brim with his seed. Your legs shook, your back arched off of the bed, and your moans practically became screams of pleasure as your own orgasm splashed against Kojiro’s pelvis. He smirked seeing your pretty little cunt squirt and attacked your clit with his fingers to pull the most of your orgasm out of your tiny body. Once you had finally collapsed to the mattress he kissed your face sweetly apologizing again for making you feel neglected.

“You did wonderful (Y/n), I’m sorry about hurting your feelings. I love I promise for the next month I’m all yours. Use me as you wish, my beautiful, gorgeous, goddess.”, he hummed against your ear pressing a sweet kiss to your cheek as you panted for breath.

“I love you too idiot, but seriously if you ever do this to me again than I’m going over to Kaoru’s and I’m not coming back.”, you warned reaching your arms out to him for cuddles.

He listened...he listened well because deep down he knew your threats were never empty.

[rek1s-headband]

I'd really like to see some headcanons for a polyamorous relation between y/n, kaoru, and kojiro because I just want these boys to hug each other and me.

Thanks for the request! This was fun to write, because I too would love to be sandwiched between these two. Enjoy!

➯ random boyfriend headcannons

➯ characters: cherry x joe x reader

➯ warnings: none! Just fluff for now. I do swear a bit in my work though, please tell me if this is an issue!

-Yall literally take turns annoying the shit out of each other around the house. You’ll sit on the counter while Joe attempts to make dinner, you and Kaoru mixing his spices around and sticking labels on the wrong packets. You’ll rest your head in Kaoru’s lap while he attempts to get some calligraphy work done or make some adjustments to Carla, Joe talking the ear off him while he tries to concentrate.

-Joe has caught you and Kaoru in the parking lot of a McDonalds on more than one occasion.

-You and Kaoru will go on “dates” to Joe’s restaurant while he works, and pretend you have no idea who the man in front of you is. The two of you will go so far with it too. Joe has had to sit through “birthdays” (yours wasn’t for another eight months), marriage proposals(the poor man had to bring the two of you cake), fake breakups where one person would storm out and cause a scene in the restaurant, the list is endless.

-On the other hand, you and Joe will go to Kaoru’s exhibitions, and absolutely mortify him. The two of you will be shouting various words of encouragement(?) at him, while the poor man just tries to do his work. Yes you’ve gotten a few stares. Yes you’ve been kicked out by security on multiple occasions.

- “WORK THAT BRUSH BABY” “WRITE MY NAME😩” “GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME WE WERE JUST BEING SUPPORTIVE”

-Idk how many of yall have seen that tweet where someone got a label maker and labelled everything in their pantry stupid shit like “mini bagels” (Cheerios) and “ghost broccoli” (cauliflower) but that’s 100% something you and Kaoru would do just to piss Joe off when he’s trying to cook.

-The three of you regularly make shitty edits of Adam in those ghetto clouds every time he gets into a new scandal and make memes out of pictures you take of him every time he shows up at S.

-Joe would carry you around this house at his side and ask you stupid questions while you reply in a robot-like voice to mock Carla and piss Kaoru off

-“Hey Clara(cause yall are original), can you tell me where Kaoru is?”

-“Hello Joe, Kaoru is in the corner reading a book like a little nerd”

-He acts like he hates it, but you and Joe find it hilarious, so even he can find himself smiling at your antics.

-The three of you will sit in a line sometimes, you in Kaoru’s lap, and him in Joe’s, and yall will just sit and braid each other’s hair while watching TV. Sometimes you and Kaoru will take turns trying to put mini braids in Joe’s hair, sticking bows and clips in it anywhere they’ll stay. The two of you have given Joe hair extensions before, and he absolutely adored them.

-Joe and Kaoru are already awful when it comes to skating together, so if you can skate, you can imagine the absolute chaos the three of you would cause at S. Instead of acting like a mediator, you’re just as much of a little shit as them, yelling stuff like “BEAT HIS ASS” or “place your bets now folks!” If you’re not joining in on the fighting as well.

-The three of you sleeping can go one of two ways.

-One, a triple spoon(I’ll let you decide who’s where, maybe you swap) or yall will just be overall comfortable. No kicking or shifting in the night, just pure peace.

-Two, an absolute free-for-all of limbs and heads. Maybe your head will be on Kaoru’s chest, maybe your foot will be in Joe’s armpit. Someone nearly always ends up without a blanket, or on the floor.

-Carla has a charging port in your room, and when she randomly says stuff in the middle of the night you’ll shoot up in bed, scaring the shit out of yourself and the other two. That place quickly becomes a panic room of “WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING” “THAT DAMN ROBOT” “the forecast for tomorrow seems to be cloudy, with a chance of rain.” “BE QUIET CARLA” “sorry, I couldn’t find anything for ‘night garden’, would you like me to search again?” “CARLA”

-Joe is awful for snoring. You and Kaoru will take turns beating the shit out of him with a pillow until he shuts up long enough for the two of you to fall asleep. If he doesn’t stop, you need to violently shake him to make him wake up, this man is a DEEP sleeper. He does that dad thing when he wakes up yknow the big inhale through the nose and the bleary eyes.

-Your house is decorated from top to bottom with artwork. Most of it is because Kaoru liked how it looked, other times it’s simply because you and Joe thought it looked funny. You’ll have various pieces of art hanging in your house that Kaoru thought you and Joe just liked the look of, when in reality the two of you thought it looked like a dick.

-idk how many of yall have seen that TikTok (if not I’ll link it here) where they’re ordering McDonald’s and start fighting in the front of the car while one person vibes in the back, but yall have done that multiple times unironically. I’ll let you decide who’s where, because it changes OFTEN.

-Your birthday cakes are always TOP NOTCH. Joe pours his absolute heart into baking them, while Kaoru helps decorate it and make it perfect for you.

-The three of you are banned from Target because you and Joe decided to mess with the kids toys and set off an alarm.

-Yall regularly do that thing where two of you will be together and the third (usually Joe) will come up to you and start screaming like “HOW COULD YOU?? I LOVED YOU AND YOURE OUT HERE WITH SOMEONE ELSE? GO TO HELL.” And storm off.

-Yall fight over the front seat of the car. Like, the two who aren’t driving are sprinting towards the car, shoving each other out of the way like little kids. Yelling “shotgun” means nothing to yall if u manage to get there first. Whoever’s driving won’t unlock the car for ages, letting the other two battle it out watching from a safe distance.

-The three of you had to make a chore list because of how petty you were. Once the trash went without being taken out for like a week because you’d just keep piling shit on top, trying not to make it collapse.

[babydaddyleorio]

Relationship Headcanons

-Face literally brightens up if he sees you. He’d give you a big smile that shows all his teeth as he calls your name happily, his mood a thousand times better now that you’re right in front of him.

-Also teases you a lot and makes It his personal mission to make you flustered all the damn time. 

-Very touchy. Constantly pulling you closer to him by your waist, nuzzling his face in the crook of your neck to kiss you, and caressing your cheek with an adoring look glazing his eyes. 

-He also loves to randomly pick you up just to show off how strong he is.

-Let’s you name the new dishes he adds to his menu and will ask you for advice whenever he’s trying to figure out what’s best for the restaurant. Joe also probably gets stressed a lot since he’s basically running his business by himself, and he’ll literally melt in your arms if you ever decide to give him a massage to ease his nerves.

-Speaking of which, Joe cooks the best meals for you. He legit spoils you with gourmet meals everyday and cannot stand you eating anything that’s not up to his par. 

-If all you had were snacks the entire day or nothing at all he’d make sure to cook you something full of nutrients and love. Not to mention if you had something on your mind all day, all you have to do is tell Joe and he’ll whip it up for you without a second thought.

-Still has a playboy reputation, but would never disrespect you like that. If anyone tried to come over and flirt with him, he’d be flattered but would immediately shut it down and tell them that he’s already in a relationship.

-Joe’s love will never become boring because he’s always passionate when It comes to how he treats you. Your relationship still has that special spark and It manages to feel like how it did when you were newly love birds. Joe still constantly flirts like he did back then and acts as if he’s still chasing you. 

-It’s very apparent that Joe is smitten with you, and even Cherry senses the love in the big oaf’s eyes whenever he talks about you.

- “You really love them, don’t you?” Cherry would ask while slowly sipping his tea and Joe would be caught off guard by the question. Then the biggest grin would break across his face before he’d turn his head to gaze out the window, your face now appearing in his mind.

- “Love is an understatement.” 

[sasakimybeloved]

For the love of whatever, I

NEED

Some sasaki fanfics, anything, nsfw headcanons, oneshots, FULL STORYS,

MY THIRST FOR THIS MAN IS NEVER ENDING AND I WILL

(probably whine until some one gives me some content pls 🥺)

KILL ANY ONE OPPOSING ME

Xoxo- a simp

[imaginesforsportsanime]

🌴Boundaries🌴[Nanjou Kojirou]🌴

“Thought you’d never show up!”

Kojirou’s grin is a welcome sight as you navigate your way through the crowd, his arm wrapping around your shoulder and drawing you in close when you’re within his reach. He squeezed your shoulder as another greeting, still wary of the space between you as you had been quite adamant that the supposed womanizer would be earning affection from you rather than freely receiving it as he was used to. It wasn’t as though you weren’t genuinely interested in him but his various exploits with women… You had to have a few extra precautions set in place, not wanting to end up heartbroken if you were just another notch on his headboard.

Kojirou hoped he was making it readily apparent that he was into you.

The two of you had gone on a variety of dates getting to know each other, some of which had been interrupted by other women attempting to get his attention (which he had boldly shaken off without even a single flirtatious phrase to satisfy them). There had never been a moment where you felt pushed to give him more, to have to beg for his attention with physical affection, because he was always completely focused on you during these dates. He was the perfect gentleman and you felt ashamed to admit you were a little surprised at how patient he was, worried that perhaps it was you misjudging him this entire time. Flirting wasn’t a crime, after all, and if he could be loyal when in a relationship- Well, you don’t know how you’d feel if he still continued to be flirtatious with women at S, but Kojirou wasn’t actually your boyfriend yet so you’d worry about that at a later time.

“Did you have fun?”

It was yet another date that went off without a hitch and now he was walking you home, insistent on seeing you get safely inside before he set off. But the night had been so wonderful that you didn’t want it to end, grabbing onto his shirt (which showed off his muscles quite wonderfully) and pulled him close. Tonight, had the most physical contact you’d ever had with him, starting with him greeting you with an arm around your shoulder and slightly escalating from there. He had been careful about where he touched, the most ‘scandalous’ place being your waist but the pressure was light so he could whip his hand away the second you showed any sign of discomfort.

But you wanted him to touch you.

You had always wanted that.

You had just been scared about being seen as one among many.

“Tonight was fun…” You mumbled, thumb nervously rubbing over the material of his shirt; you felt nervous under his gaze, his eyes soft as he looked at you, “Thanks for, uh, being patient with me. With the whole ‘no kissing’ thing.”

“Of course, beautiful.” If you were a little more dramatic you could probably faint right now at the loving compliment that slipped out of his mouth, his hand coming up to squeeze your hand.

“I think, uh, I think you deserve one. At least one…”

There’s momentary silence where you wonder if Kojirou was suddenly deciding he wanted nothing to do with you, that maybe he wasn’t realizing you weren’t worth the wait but the thoughts are swept away as he leaned in. He pressed a kiss to the corner of your mouth, purposely missing your lips and soaking in the sound of your cute giggle, wanting to hear it a thousand more times if he could. But that wasn’t what you wanted, knowing he was still being careful of your boundaries even when you had consented to a kiss. So, if you had to take things into your own hands to show him what you really wanted, you would.

Your hands planted themselves on either side of Kojirou’s face, the slightly startled look quite cute as you pulled him back down into your personal bubble. Your arms wrapped around his neck as you pressed a kiss squarely on his lips, the message being received loud and clear as his hands found their way to your waist to pull you closer. You can immediately see why girls were constantly clambering around him desperate for his attention, desperate to have his lips on theirs, your body practically melting against his as the kiss continued. It was slow and passionate, something that had been building up for the weeks you had been dating.

It was perfect.

When you pulled away your face felt hot and the look on Kojirou’s face only made it burn hotter, embarrassed at how boldly you had gone in (when it was clear he was used to being the aggressive one). He didn’t say anything out loud to tease you though, internally his heart was throwing a party, confetti and all, since he finally got the kiss the person of his dreams. He wanted to kiss you ten, no, twenty more times if you’d let him but for tonight, he knew it was best not to overwhelm you. Now that kisses were on the table, he would be careful not to get his privilege revoked by acting too selfish.

Kojirou couldn’t imagine kissing anyone else.

[j-just-kidding]

I watch Sk8 the infinity for the plot.

The plot:

(Also maybe some renga fanart coming soon bc they are so CUTE)

[opxscenarios]

you’re doing requests for sk8? :OO

May I please ask for some Cherry Blossom x fem! Reader x Joe headcannons? Literally just the two of them constantly bickering over your attention, perhaps by trying to impress you with their skills? :3

You are always free to ignore if you don’t want to! :D

HEAR ME OUT. I love Cherry. I love Joe. I love their relationship. And I love poly. So please, these requests are so cute, I screamed σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡ I had so much fun writing! I strayed a bit from the original request, but I hope you will still like it! Also, since it’s a bit long, I put the rest under the cut!

poly relationship with Cherry and Joe ♡

At first, Joe and Cherry may not notice that they have fallen for you. They enjoy spending time with you for sure, and seeing your face makes their day brighter but they thought nothing of it.

HOWEVER, one day, when Cherry caught Joe playfully flirts with you -a common occurrence-, it bothered him so much that he had to smack Joe's head for “not leaving you alone”. 

The thing is, it never disturbed him that much before. Sure, it was annoying seeing Joe so close to you, but he was used to it. He knew it was just friendly, and since it made both of you giggle as well -your and Joe's puns were terrible, he must admit- he was okay with that.

But this day? Oh boy, Cherry didn't know what came over him but he wasn't pleased. At all. 

“What's wrong with you?!” Joe shouted, massaging the back of his head. He was used to his bickering with Cherry but...this was new. He couldn't understand for god's sake what came over him.

You stared at them while they started yelling at each other, lips tightly closed so your chuckle wouldn't escape. As usual, they looked like an old married couple. 

“It's okay, Kaoru, I don't mind.” You confirmed when they stopped shouting to take a breath. At this, Joe sent Cherry a haughty smile. “But thank you for worrying! I appreciate it.” You added sincerely. Now it's Cherry who is looking at Joe with a satisfied smirk. 

Later that night, Cherry comes to Joe's restaurant as usual when he needed to talk. For once, Joe is expecting him.

“Care to explain what was that? I know you like to punch my beautiful face, but was that necessary? Unless you...” Joe stopped in his track, wide-eyed. “Don't tell me that you love-” 

“Don't start imagining things. I just don't like how close you are to them.” Cherry cut him off, and Joe rolled his eyes at that.

“And why so? It never bothered you before.” Joe asked, and Cherry's eye twitched. Why did he react like this? As much as he tried to come with a coherent answer, he couldn't. 

Joe took his silence as his win. 

“That's what I said. You love them.” Joe's snicker was starting to get on his nerve. Cherry could only respond with a glare. 

“But you know...this doesn't sit well with me. I think you're not the only one who has fallen for them.” 

Cherry's eyes widened. He couldn't believe what he heard. Joe? Falling in love? That was a joke to make him mad, right?

“You truly are the worst, Kojiro!” Cherry shouted, leaping to his feet. “You never showed interest but when you discover that I...I like them...you say this?!” 

“You never showed interest earlier neither!” Joe replied at Cherry's outburst. 

“They could never love a gorilla like you anyway.” Cherry retorted, his voice more childish than he would have liked. Despite everything, he couldn't get truly mad at Joe. It was irritating.

“That's what we're going to see, four-eyes!”

After this? You're in a ride.

They will fight for your attention and their bickering will get worse than before.

Joe will show off his body and his skills as much as he can. Please, this man will only wear tight shirts around you, and of course, flaunt his naked chest every S race. If he catches you looking? You can be sure that Cherry will hear of it.  

His filtring with you will not stop. The only thing is that you always took it as a joke and played along. So he tries to be less subtle, to use more explicit lines, and seeing you blush makes him all fuzzy inside.

He will also hold doors for you, before closing it at Cherry's nose.

As for Cherry, he will be more physical with you. Subtle touches here and there, a hand on your lower back if he passes by you, and sometimes, even a soft caress on your cheek that leaves you breathless (seeing your face leaves him breathless too).

However, there's one thing they didn't expect: What's this warm feeling Joe feels when he sees you lean unconsciously into Cherry's hand? Why seeing the pink-haired man smiles softly at you make him melt?

And why Cherry can't stop thinking about how you giggle when Joe fondly pats your head? Why seeing Joe's eyes shine when he looks at you make his heart beat faster?

So they push it aside, too afraid to acknowledge these weird feelings. It only makes their bickering increase, if that's even possible.

Of course, they are eager to prove themselves. Even if you go to every of their S race, they still make sure you come to see them.

And as usual, you're there, greeting them with your bright smile. It only makes them more determined to act their best at the race.

As you're watching them, Miya by your side, you notice how reckless they are, and worry starts creeping through you. S is a dangerous race, you know it, and you also know that these two are professionals. However, lately, you can't shake off the feeling that they're going to get injured by how dangerously fast they're going.

Miya would be watching your troubled face from side-eyes. He knew why they were acting so imprudent. These dumbasses only wanted to impress you, but they didn't even notice how worried they made you.

And yet, you didn't seem to grasp the reason behind all of their recent actions.

Miya decided he would be the one to break it to you. How couldn't you see that they were head over heels for you?

However, once he told you everything -a mischievous smile on his lips at seeing your flushed face-, he was surprised with your answer.

“But...I thought they were already together?” It left Miya speechless.

Well, when he thought about it…You weren't entirely wrong. Every bickering, -even if they were centered around you-, every glance they send to each other, how physically close they are all the time could lead you to such a conclusion. The more he thought about it, the more confused he was.

“Honestly, I don't know what's going on in both of their head. But, I know for sure that they're always fighting about you. I don't know how you can miss that!”

You glare at Miya, but the tips of your ears are flushed, making him sticks his tongue out. Before you can even defend yourself, Joe and Cherry are coming your way. They are looking away from each other, and even if Joe tries to smile at his fans, you can see how troubled they are.

“Just go talk to these idiots,” Miya says. “You're acting incredibly wise for your age, you know!” You whisper to him, before jogging towards Cherry and Joe.

“What was that?” You begin, crossing your arms on your chest. “Are you trying to get yourselves killed or did I miss something?”

“You know that it's a dangerous race, (Y/N), we-” Cherry tries to respond but you don't let him, “Oh, don't try to play smart with me! I watch every of your race, and I know very well that's not your usual way of skating. You didn't even look like you were enjoying yourselves.”

They both look at you wide-eyed, not expecting your scolding. They send a glance at each other, knowing damn well that they couldn't hide their feelings any longer.

“(Y/N), I think we have to talk.” Cherry announces and you feel your heart miss a beat. You nod nonetheless.

“Let's go somewhere quiet.” Joe adds, and you know very well where you're going. Joe's restaurant.

When the three of you are finally alone, you're the first one to talk.

“Miya...Miya told me something earlier. He said that both of you liked me and that's why you were acting this way recently. I don't know if it's true but-” “It's true.” Joe declares, leaving you stunned. They looked at you with such intensity, with such care that you now realize how blind you were.

“I think we both loved you for a long time, now. Maybe we didn't acknowledge it, but it was still there.” Cherry continues seriously, making you flustered.

“I don't know what to say...” You whisper, feeling your heart hammering against your chest.

“Don't put too much pressure on yourself just because of us! No matters your answer, you're still a friend we cherish,” Joe replies, a warm smile on his face. “A friend we want to kiss maybe, but-” Cherry cuts him off by punching his shoulder. You laugh fondly at the sight, making them look at you with tinted cheeks.

“To be honest with you, it's been a while since I have fallen for the both of you.” You say, looking at your hand to avoid their gaze. “We spent so many times together, and I think I've never been happier than with you. But...I didn't want to say anything because I thought you were already a couple.” You finish, a frail sigh leaving your lips.

You dare to look up, only to be greeted with two astounded faces. You never saw them this red before.

“W-w-w-what? How did you come to that conclusion?!” Cherry shouts, and you had to refrain a snort.

“Well, just by looking at the both of you?” You reply, an amused smile on your lips.

They look at each other, and you can see the gears slowly turning.

All these confusing feelings and thoughts that they tried to push away suddenly made sense and now they felt like the worst idiots on the planet.

“Oh, sorry, I didn't want to break it to you like that...” You snicker, making both of them redder than ever.

“Look who's talking! If Miya didn't tell you, you would still believe we only acted as friends!” Joe yells, and sadly, you couldn't deny it.

Silence washed over the three of you. You were all thinking about how unusual your situation was and how you could make it work.

“I guess...we can just try. Nothing has to change that much.” Cherry declares, and Joe nods in agreement.

“Yeah, we only have to add some snuggles in there and we're good. That, and some other things.” Joe concludes, making Cherry rolls his eyes. You can only smile at that.

“Yeah, we can do that.” You say, heart filled with love for the two of them.

And needless to say, the three of you didn't have to try very hard!

To say it's exhilarating to watch both of them kiss while knowing that it's your turn after is an understatement.

Every time you go to Joe's restaurant within the day with Cherry, you can be assured that you'll be treated like royalty. He always serves you first while Cherry has to wait for his meal. He'll give you a peck on the lips before going back to work. (he'll also kiss Cherry's forehead when no one is looking, making him flush and grumble about how embarrassing it is.)

Joe is so glad that the both of you go visit him from time to time at work, it makes his day so easier. He's always sending a glance or two at your table, a smile on his lips. He loves hearing you snort a little too loud before covering your mouth in embarrassment while Cherry is trying so hard to keep his serious composure.

Also, every time you have something on your lips, Cherry will softly wipe it away with his napkin. Joe is always awestruck by this wonderful sight.

You go on so many trips together. These men already traveled a lot, so they know the best places (or so they like to say) and are eager to visit new countries with you.

“How the two of you haven't fucked before? I mean, you went to so many hotels together!” You declared one day, making Cherry choke on his food. To this day, you try to restrain yourself from asking these kinds of things. You almost killed the poor guy.

Also, every time you visit a new place, one of you is sure to get lost. If it's you? Joe and Cherry will blame each other, before worrying themselves sick. They're big softies, and knowing that you're lost all alone...

They try to keep calm and think of where they saw you for the last time, forgetting that they could just call you.

Fortunately, you're smart enough to call them yourself. Before answering, Cherry tries his best to act as if they didn't have a panic attack about you. However, you can hear Joe says “Tell them that I love them!” in the background, making you laugh.

Now, before traveling, you always wonder who's the one getting lost this time.

You and Joe have the habit to give each other the middle finger when you joke around. Because of this, you once gave Cherry the middle finger by reflex. You gasped so hard before apologizing profusely while Joe laughed his ass off. You hugged Cherry tightly, still mumbling about how sorry you were. To your relief, Cherry only scolded Joe. The poor guy was shocked at this preferential treatment.

Every time you have to sit on a chair, Joe wants to pull it out for you but he always put too much strength and you end up falling on your ass.

Also, Joe once slapped your ass so hard that you fell to your knees from the pain. The green-haired man tried so hard to apologize but he couldn't stop laughing. Cherry was the one to make sure you were still alive while rubbing your poor butt.

When Cherry and Joe's bickering gets too loud or too much, you end up scolding them. You tell them to “hug it out” and that you will not be satisfied until they do. Honestly, it's simply an excuse to see them hug.

They will try to argue about it, but you know the magic words: “if you don't, then no sex and cuddle for you, misters!”

They never hugged so fast.

Before sleeping, you all kiss each other. You'll be surprised how quick they are to remind you of their goodnight kiss if you ever dare to forget.

Also, Joe is so heavy that it makes the bed dip. Because of that, you and Cherry always end up in Joe's arms.

Joe is a big fan of touching your butt when sleeping. He calls it his lifeline. However, it already happened for Cherry to do it instead of Joe. But if you ask him, Cherry will deny it until his last breath.

[fvckme-sir]

joe

the same joe who loves to sleep in with you pulled tightly against his curled up body, spooning you

the same man who will make you any coffee drink you want because he worked as a barista in high school

yes, he’s the same guy who will throw a FIT if you try to cook a meal instead of him

��i just wanna be useful🥺”

(tell him he’s useful NOW)

the same man who’s always showing you off and demanding that you put your arm through his because he’s a gentleman and pouting if you dont

he’s the type to sit in your lap facing you if you’re not giving him attention

“j-joe! you’re like, 5 times my size!”

“and?”

he has hundreds of pics of you on his phone and he will take EVERY CHANCE he can to show them off

nsfw!!

he ADORES giving you head, there’s just something about it that he loves, maybe to shift in the power balance?

“babyyyyyy?”

“yes?”

“can i suck you off now?”

wow when he first starts doing this woWIE

oh my god please eat him out

joe whined from his face down in the matress on your bed but his hands didn’t move an inch from spreading his ass apart for you, giving you access to prod his insides with your tongue while he moaned and writhed under your touch, trying to push back towards your face and ride your tongue like it was your cock, but each time he got a firm slap on the ass. you weren’t finished eating, and this was the best meal you’ve had by him yet.

WHEW i’m making this into a full thing

he’s a major power bottom but also adores giving up control to you because you know you’ll make him feel good and he trusts you

he’s not all that kinky BUT maybe if you pull him into the shrubs at s so he can get his daily load of cum from your dick or if you use your belt to tie his arms together while you fuck him he won’t be opposed, maybe even throw in a collar, leash, set of dog ears and a tail buttplug and he is in heaven<3

(also! a little bit of hitting and biting and jus general roughness get him going too<3)

((i’m gonna have to rethink the whole not kinky thing))

call him puppy!

when he’s topping, you bet your ass he has a daddy kink though

again, when he’s topping, he loves fucking your throat

one of his favorite things to do though, is he has to play the dominant partner in public so at his restaurant and s he loves to kiss you so deeply and filthy, and he loves ending it with a hard slap to your ass

“thanks for the sugar, cupcake~”

little does everyone know you’re slapping him at home while he’s lying on his back and holding his knees up to his chest while you pound into him and you pull on the black leash connected to the thick green collar around his throat

you slap his face and he lets out a load moan and he squeezes your dick tighter inside him, while you watch his large pecs bounce around from the force from the thrusts you’re driving into him. you grab his face and yank him back to look at you and you slide your thumb into his mouth and part his lips and you lean over him and let a huge glob of spit roll out of your mouth off of your tongue drip into his mouth which he eagerly accepts with a smile.

“i swear,” you say, accentuating your words with harder thrusts “if you do that again without my permission i’m gonna make you wear your tail and my favorite jockstrap of yours all day at work, and you bet your ass you’ll be wearing both the jockstrap, plug and nipple clamps on your pretty little tits for everyone to see,” he whines and quickly shakes his head weakly “m-m’ sorry! won’t happen ag-fucK~!”

he’s your good puppy, all yours

[ssamie]

˗ˏˋ SK8 MASTERLIST ´ˎ˗

★ -smaus | ☆ -headcannons | ☮ -imagines

☮ you're all i need - reki

☮ off limits - langa

☮ paper rings - miya

gen masterlist.      navi.

[linkemon]

Shinomiya Kojirō x Reader

"— Voilà! — [Reader] z dumną miną postawiła talerz przed Shinomiyą. — Wiosenna kompozycja. Pełne odmłodzenie! Miała szczerą nadzieję, że opinia o daniu będzie pozytywna. Od tego zależało wiele jej dalszych planów. Na szczęście otuchy dodawały wygłodniałe spojrzenia współpracowników, którzy czekali na swoją kolej do degustacji. Kobieta mocno zacisnęła kciuki za plecami, widząc, jak szef bierze pierwszy kęs. Ku jej zdziwieniu, zamarł na moment i, zanim zdążył coś powiedzieć, zniknął w obłoku białego dymu. Na jego miejscu siedziało dziecko."

Praca znajduje się też na Wattpadzie (pod tym samym nickiem). Beta: Dusigrosz

Informacje dodatkowe: 1. Jest to deaged AU. Polega ono na tym, że postać tymczasowo, z różnych przyczyn, staje się dzieckiem. 2. Flan Aux Champignon — francuskie danie, wykonane już kiedyś przez Shinomiyę.

— Voilà! — [Reader] z dumną miną postawiła talerz przed Shinomiyą. — Wiosenna kompozycja. Pełne odmłodzenie!

Miała szczerą nadzieję, że opinia o daniu będzie pozytywna. Od tego zależało wiele jej dalszych planów. Na szczęście otuchy dodawały wygłodniałe spojrzenia współpracowników, którzy czekali na swoją kolej do degustacji. Kobieta mocno zacisnęła kciuki za plecami, widząc, jak szef bierze pierwszy kęs. Ku jej zdziwieniu, zamarł na moment i, zanim zdążył coś powiedzieć, zniknął w obłoku białego dymu.

Na jego miejscu siedziało dziecko.

Wszyscy niepewnie podeszli do malucha. Ktoś wyciągnął mu z rączki widelec.

— [Reader]-san, co ty tam dosypałaś? — spytał Abel z przestrachem.

— Liście limonki. Chciałam, żeby było... odmładzająco? — powiedziała niepewnie.

Przed nią siedział szef w wersji mini. Miał dokładnie takie same, krótkie, różowe włosy i bursztynowe oczy. Wyglądał na całkiem szczęśliwego, bawiąc się resztą jedzenia z talerza.

Jego mina zdecydowanie nie przypominała tej, którą miał na co dzień.

— A mnie tam się podoba. Jest mniej gburowaty. — Lucie wzięła brzdąca na ręce. — Kto jest śliczniutkim maluchem? No kto? — Uniosła go w górę, łaskocząc nosem. — Ciekawe, kiedy mu to przejdzie.

— Może zadzwonimy na pogotowie — zasugerowała Gao.

Była rozsądna i odpowiedzialna. W końcu tego wymaga się od menadżerki restauracji. [Reader] rzadko miała inne zdanie niż ona, ale tym razem nie mogła się z nią zgodzić.

Sanepid niechybnie zrobiłby nalot, a zamknięcie Shino's spowodowałoby duże straty. Oczyma duszy już widziała, jak Shinomiya pozywa ją do sądu. A spłacać długów nie byłoby z czego...

— Teraz trzeba się szykować do otwarcia, bo goście będą zawiedzeni. Zaczekajmy, aż strawi co zjadł. Zajmę się nim, a jak mu nie przejdzie, to zawiozę na pogotowie.

Chciała mocno wierzyć, że wizyta nie będzie potrzebna.

— Damy sobie radę bez ciebie. Weź go na spacer, to nie będzie przeszkadzał. Będziemy w kontakcie — stwierdziła Lucie, widząc, że reszta załogi chce protestować.

Kobieta przejęła więc od niej dziecko, zabrała torebkę i wyszła z restauracji.

Skierowała się w stronę osiedla z placem zabaw.

Miała wrażenie, że wszystkie starsze panie z okolicy zeszły się, aby ją pooglądać. Wyrażały zachwyt nad Kojirō-chanem. Gratulowały uroczego synka. [Reader] nie czuła się na siłach, by wyprowadzać je z błędu. Szczególnie po tym, jak nazwał ją publicznie mamą. Kiwała więc głową z głupkowatym uśmiechem, starając się grzecznie pożegnać i odejść.

Chłopczyk nieustannie ciągnął ją za włosy. Raz nawet jakimś cudem dokopał się do jej szminki i zaczął jej ochoczo używać. Kiedy próbowała mu wytrzeć twarz, ze zdziwieniem zorientowała się, że bez jej pomocy stoi na nogach. Zrobił się też cięższy. Wróżyło to całkiem dobrze.

Zanim się obejrzała, mały szef ganiał po piaskownicy i przynosił jej dania zrobione z liści i piasku. Wysypywała je za siebie, kiedy nie patrzył.

Nie był to dobry czas na rozmyślania, ale stwierdziła, że Shinomiya musiał kiedyś być naprawdę uroczym dzieckiem. Czuła żal, że jego dorosła wersja nie ma w sobie nic z obecnej.

Nagle usłyszała ciche chlipanie, a zaraz potem pojawił się przed nią przedszkolak ze łzami w oczach. Miała ochotę powiedzieć, że dzieci za szybko dorastają, ale w ostatniej chwili się powstrzymała.

— Zniszczył mi restaurację. — Dolna warga chłopczyka zadrżała. — A miałem właśnie gotować dla ciebie Flan Aux Champignon.

Wystarczyło zerknąć na rówieśnika, bawiącego się w nowo zdobytej piaskownicy, by zrozumieć, o czym mówił. Walka została przypłacona obdartym kolanem.

— Kojirō-chan, ugotujesz mi coś lepszego następnym razem. — Przytuliła malucha. — Chodźmy do sklepu, kupię ci kolorowy plasterek i coś słodkiego. — Mrugnęła.

Jak większość dzieci w wieku szkolnym, złapał się na obietnicę nagrody. Zaklejone kolano, soczek z rurką i batonik skutecznie załatwiły sprawę. Kobieta wysłała też sms-a do współpracowników, zapewniając, że szpitale nie będą potrzebne.

Niestety problem zaczął się, kiedy szef dobił do wieku nastoletniego. Zapragnął nagle zasmakować buntu. Zanim się obejrzała, uciekł na przejściu dla pieszych.

Poważnie się zdenerwowała, bo w dzielnicach Tokio łatwo się było zgubić. Nie wspominając o podejrzanych typach, którzy czasem czaili się w zaułkach po zmierzchu.

Nieraz wracała późno w nocy, więc wiedziała, czym to grozi.

Pytała przechodniów, krążąc po okolicy, jednak niczego to nie dało.

Kiedy wróciła na ulicę, gdzie mieściło się Shino's, czekała na nią jednak niespodzianka. Ku jej ogromnej uldze, na ławce przed restauracją siedział dorosły mężczyzna.

— Shinomiya-san, co za szczęście. — Rzuciła mu się na szyję.

Cieszyła się, że wrócił do normalnej postaci, a do tego był w jednym kawałku.

Mężczyzna delikatnie, ale stanowczo odsunął ją od siebie.

Nie było to zresztą nic nowego. Nawet kiedy przytulano go w urodziny przy składaniu życzeń, czuł się nieswojo. Ograniczał kontakt fizyczny do minimum.

— Co było w tym daniu? — wycedził.

[Reader] czuła na sobie zimne spojrzenie bursztynowych oczu. Ton głosu był chłodny i nieprzyjemny. Zaczynała tęsknić za Kojirō-chanem, który pewnie skakałby z radości na sam jej widok.

Bolały ją nogi i głowa od biegania po dzielnicach w poszukiwaniu szefa. Zmęczenie dawało o sobie znać, powodując łzy w kącikach oczu. Mrugała jak mogła, ale obraz stał się lekko zamazany.

— Składniki są nieważne, skoro było niedobre! — Chlipnęła, szukając w torebce chusteczek.

Mężczyzna zauważył nagłą zmianę i jego wyraz twarzy lekko złagodniał.

— Czy ja powiedziałem, że mi nie smakowało?

— Ale...

— Dlaczego tak ci zależało na mojej opinii? Nigdy wcześniej się nią nie przejmowałaś, jeśli dania nie były dla Shino's.

Kobieta wytarła oczy, starając się uspokoić oddech.

— To miał być dla mnie sprawdzian umiejętności. Chcę otworzyć własną restaurację w [Nazwa kraju]. Czuję, że się duszę w Tokio.

— Bo kto by chciał znosić mnie jako szefa? — sarknął.

— Shinomiya-san, wiesz, że to nie tak. Po prostu... muszę spróbować czegoś nowego. Dokądś ruszyć. Zrobić coś więcej. Pamiętasz, jak po shokugeki stwierdziłeś, że nie chcesz stać w miejscu...?

— Wiem, o czym mówisz.

Doskonale znał to uczucie.

Odkąd zmierzył się w pojedynku z Yukihirą, towarzyszyło mu cały czas. Od tamtej pory chciał od życia czegoś więcej. Stawiał sobie wysokie poprzeczki i odległe cele, po czym uparcie do nich dążył. Pracował nad stylem gotowania, w nadziei, że kiedyś osiągnie więcej niż ma.

Teraz jednak, gdy kobieta chciała tego co on, miał problem.

Wizja restauracji bez jej głupich żartów, bez jej dań i bez niej samej wydawała mu się wręcz zdradziecka.

Jak gdyby chciała od niego uciec i już go nie potrzebowała.

— Chcesz znać moje zdanie? — Uszczypnął nasadę nosa. — Zmienisz tę limonkową nutę i każdy będzie ci jadł z ręki. O ile wcześniej nie zmieni się w dziecko... Tylko zaproś mnie na otwarcie lokalu. — Skierował wzrok wprost na nią.

Kobieta odniosła wrażenie, że czaiła się w nim jakaś nadzieja.

— No jasne, że tak. Poza tym... będę was odwiedzać. Nie rozstajemy się na zawsze. Są telefony i Internet. Chociaż po tych kilku latach muszę przyznać, że będę tęsknić.

Może to była pora na ustanawianie nowych celi, niezwiązanych z gotowaniem.

Kojirō delikatnie odgarnął kilka kosmyków z twarzy kobiety i złożył na jej czole delikatny pocałunek. Kompletnie się tego nie spodziewała, dlatego miał ochotę się zaśmiać, widząc przed sobą jej zarumienioną twarz.

— Jeśli mnie nie zaprosisz, to i tak wsiądę w pierwszy lepszy samolot. A kiedy cię znajdę, będziesz w dużych kłopotach. Chodźmy już — dodał, widząc, jak zastygła w miejscu.

Kobieta z ociąganiem ruszyła w kierunku restauracji, zrównując się z Shinomiyą.

— Wiesz, że oferowałeś mi babkę z piasku do zjedzenia? — Uśmiechnęła się, patrząc w stronę zachodzącego słońca.

— Mam nadzieję, że była tak dobra, jak wszystkie moje dania.

— Wyobraź sobie, że jej nie zjadłam.

Nieśmiało wyciągnęła dłoń, splatając jego palce ze swoimi. Mężczyzna uśmiechnął się pod nosem.

— Nie martw się, nic nie straciłaś, bo ugotuję ci coś lepszego.

Zyskał nowy, całkiem przyjemny cel — [Reader] zostanie jego dziewczyną.

[pillow-anime-talk]

s/o with autism.

request​: heyyy! i don’t know if your posts are open but I wanted to ask. could do you something with miya (maybe not a s/o but a friend) reki, cherry, joe and shadow (he’s underrated) with a s/o with autism. i’m autistic and it’s hard to deal with...

# tags: headcanons; current relationship or friendship; soft fluff; autistic!s/o; supportive!boys; sfw

includes: gender neutral reader ft. miya chinen, reki kyan, kojirou nanjou, hiromi higa & kaoru sakurayashiki {sk8}

author’s note: i asked my friend what it was like to live with autism and i hope that what i described is true. in case of mistakes, please correct me in a comment or in a private message. i don’t want to offend anyone! thank you for your request, hope you like it <3

— MIYA

↘ He is the best friend you could ever dream of; he’s very supportive and extremely understanding for his age. Miya – although he has never experienced this state – knows perfectly well that it’s hard and many people don’t understand your behavior or words.

↘ He likes it when you ask him a lot of questions, even if they are totally logical or seem unnecessary. He is very fond of helping you with problems and always tries to be here for you.

↘ I also think you talk a lot on the phone because it makes it easier for you both to talk about your feelings and uncertainties. Miya also thinks that the conversation is more honest and that he can then tell you about something in more detail, without rushing and going into every thing.

↘ You have a lot of support in him and you know that you can always come to his home and give him a hug or play board games that you love very much.

— REKI

↘ As befits an autistic person, you stand out with your intelligence and enthusiasm for work.

↘ It’s very natural for you to have tremendous talent in one specific field (you can choose, for example; painting, chemistry, dancing or sewing!). Everyone always raves about your knowledge on this thing, especially Reki who is so damn supportive and loves to accompany you while you creating/learning this thing.

↘ In this relationship, he’s the one who asks you a lot of questions, but that’s pretty good thing. You feel very appreciated and loved by red head!

↘ I have a little headcanon in my head that Reki has ADHD, so you care very much and understand each other like no one else – especially during moments of excitement when you can literally cry with emotion or laugh so loud that you run out of air in your lungs.

— KOJIROU

↘ Sometimes he doesn’t know how to react, but he tries so hard and you appreciate it a lot.

↘ He’s with you when you cry because you see a cute white cat, he is there when you get nervous at the sight of dishes not being placed, and he’s also with you when you feel fear at the sight of tall buildings. He always carries a bottle of water and a stress reliever toy to make your time and keep your chaotic thoughts.

↘ Kojirou is a good partner and he knows that even if you say something inappropriate to him or to other people, he never takes it personally because he knows that it’s not up to you. Instead of getting angry or shouting at you, he prefers a warm hug and a kiss on the forehead.

— HIROMI

↘ Definitely the most affectionate and understanding. 

↘ We all know that under this crazy makeup and dark outfit there is a hot heart full of affection and love. Your relationship is so calm, filled with compliments and attention to the other person... It’s really, really amazing!

↘ When he found out that you are autistic, he became very concerned about it. Hiromi loves reading books and listening to podcasts, so he immediately bought and borrowed several books to be closer to you. It really helped him understand your view of the world, your feelings and any uncertainty you had within you.

↘ Your boyfriend has helped you a lot to overcome your fear of meeting new people, he has helped you to work through your shyness and the fact that you often look away from your interlocutor. He often goes to a psychologist and speech therapist with you, and after each visit, he gives you your favorite sweet so that you will remember everything with a cute smile on your face.

↘ I have such a headcanon in my head; Thanks to you, Hiromi went to college to help people like you in the future (especially children who especially need someone like him). You are both very proud of each other!

— KAORU

↘ I have a thought in my head that Kaoru has often met someone with autism; during calligraphy courses or simply has someone in his family whose child is autistic.

↘ Therefore, he knows perfectly good what to do when you drift off to your own world, when you have a moment of hesitation or when you just feel unwell.

↘ He is an extremely understanding and calm guy, he knows that you need your favorite stuffed animal during attacks, and when you are stressed you reach for sweet snacks or ice cream. He starts a conversation with you right away and listens to you very carefully until you let him say something.

↘ Sometimes you say stupid stuff to a stranger or family member, but Kaoru immediately corrects you so that you can remember in the future not to say such words.

↘ You learn very quickly, so you spend your free time learning to write, paint and sketch. This is one of your favorite forms of dating (going to the zoo is another because you love animals).

[prince-of-scenarios]

(omg no!! it wasn’t confusing at all!! thank you so much for the ask! :D i hope you get to see this......... :’D )

Saeki probably finds you already half asleep in the library, but when he points over to some bean bags and suggests, cheerfully “why don’t you take a break?” you give him the flattest, most unamused look he’s ever seen in his life. At this point you barely have the cognitive functions to respond, but your look clearly says “why would I do something as useless as that” and so he draws up the bean bag by your chair and sits in it, probably reading a book or amusing himself with his phone while you work. He glances up at you frequently to try and decipher when you will finally take a break, and it’s not until a few more hours have passed that you finally put your laptop away and practically melt from your chair onto his lap. 

He accepts you readily and gratefully, using his jacket as a blanket as you curl up against him and watch recorded tennis matches on his phone, and he isn’t surprised when he next looks down to see you fast asleep. He covers your face a little more so passersby won’t see you in such a vulnerable position, but he peppers your face with gentle kisses and stays like that at least until dinner, where he rouses you and all but carries you to a dining hall, your backpack slung over his shoulder. 

Atobe had done everything he could to get to get you to go to sleep for once. There was one morning when he was waking up and you were just going to bed and he swears he almost went feral that day (but he doesn’t go feral because he’s Atobe and he would never do anything so inelegant). You know that he’s not pleased with your all nighters, and he knows that you know that he’s not pleased. But you’re stubborn as a mule and even though he loves you if you don’t get your sleeping schedule back on track he will be forced to do something about it. 

The day where you fall asleep on his lap I think he actually almost cries from relief (he doesn’t end up doing so, unfortunately), and he immediately cancels everything and anything he had planned to let you continue to doze off. You’re so exhausted that you don’t wake up when he covers you with a blanket or when he begins to pat your hair, and for a moment he just watches you and promises himself that he’ll be damned if he wakes you up anytime soon. 

Shiraishi has never felt so panicked as when he went over to your room and saw a stack of empty coffee cups in your trash, or the dark bags under your eyes OR the loopy smile you gave him that basically screamed “I have forgotten what sleep tastes like and I can hear colors”. He really wants you to just get some sleep but you say no you can’t because you’re so close to finishing this paper and then you’ll finally get a chance to sleep for (probably) a week straight. 

It’s only after you finish your paper (which, you tell him, will need heavy editing later), that you finally are able to rest with him. He kisses your hand and lets you lay your head on his leg and almost immediately he sees your eyes closed and you’re out cold. He leans down to kiss your face, and resigns himself to be your pillow, thankful that you’re finally getting some sleep. 

[rek1s-headband]

hi could i request something? basically just HCS about langa and reki when you guy get into a fight or sum idk LMFAOO, you dont have to do this if you dont want to tho <3

➯ A/N: Thank you for the request! I hope you enjoy. I added a few characters, hope you don’t mind:)

➯ When you guys get into a fight

➯ Characters: Langa Hasegawa, Reki Kyan, Kaoru Sakurashiki, Kojiro Nanjou, Hiromi Higa and Miya Chinen x gn reader

➯ Warnings: angst if you squint, fluff

Langa:

Ok the majority of your fights are generally because of a miscommunication. If things aren’t spelled out for the poor boy, he’ll be completely oblivious to what’s bothering you

When you finally snap, he always seems shocked, asking why you hadn’t said anything sooner, even if you’d been trying to hint at it all week

Not really one to shout, but if things get heated enough he might snap. He always feels awful afterwards though. No matter what, he really believes no one should be screamed at because of something as silly as a disagreement

Rarely storms out, he’s always going to try and stay until the end to try and get something, anything out of you that he can use to try and understand your point of view

Understands space. He knows when you dont feel like talking to him, and he will give you that time to collect your thoughts. When you’re ready to speak again, he’s all ears

Gets overwhelmed really easy. It doesnt really show in what he says, but when you raise your voice his brain goes to putty and he can feel his breath get narrow. He’s not scared, he just doesn’t want to be the reason you’re feeling like this.

Never lets you go to bed angry. He’ll give you your space, but if you’re still quiet by bedtime he’s making sure you’ve eaten and you’re not still really upset by whatever played out that day

Overthinks a lot. How long did he not realise you were upset? What if its actually a much bigger deal than you’re letting on? What if you leave? Of course, he knows a lot of it is completely irrational, but it still lingers in the back of his mind, so you can imagine how relieved he is when the fight is over and you’re back in his arms

Asks people for advice a lot. Reki and Cherry are usual helpers, giving Langa their opinions on the matter without going into too much detail. The rest is up to him.

Gives the best hugs and comfort after a fight. He understands couples can fight, and never really takes the aggression let out by the pair of you too seriously. Rubbing the back of your head and holding you close to his chest, he’ll reassure you that he’s not going anywhere, that he’s not going to leave “just because of a silly fight” while you fight back tears on his shoulder.

Reki

Unlike Langa, Reki is a very open person in terms of his feelings, so your fights are rarely because of closed away emotions. However, many are caused by you feeling he is spending too much time in his workshop, overworking himself and not spending as much time with you as he should.

As for Reki, he gets mad when he feels you’re being closed off from him, not telling him things and hiding your true emotions. It’s not that he doesnt trust you, he just doesnt want you shouldering anything by yourself, and tries to make things easier for you by halving the problem.

A very emotional person, and this really shows when the two of you argue. There’s a lot of tears, a lot of raised voices, yknow those exhausted laughs when you’re tired of arguing with someone? Those. He pulls at his hair a lot in frustration too

Both of you need to walk away from each other a lot during arguments. You’re both driven by your emotions, so its hard to think logically once you’ve both gotten really upset.

The type to sit outside a door after an argument if you’ve locked yourself in a room, pressing against it and quietly talking to you, regardless of whether or not he gets a response

Understands space, to a certain extent. He’ll try and talk to you after an argument, try anything to get you to just answer him, to come out from your room, to stop ignoring him. He knows when you really don’t want to face him though, which is when he’ll go out for a while, either to Langa’s for advice, or just for a quiet skate.

Despite how upset he gets in the moment, he gets over it quickly. Once he’s out of his head and seeing properly, he’ll take some time to think it over and see things from your point of view. He’ll come back to you with an apology, and when you’re ready to talk, he’ll discuss things with you this time around instead of fighting

If the fight lasts overnight, he refuses to let you take the couch. If he feels a fight will last, he’ll glue himself to the couch, making it impossible for you to sleep anywhere other than your bed. No matter what the fight was about, he refuses to have you sleep uncomfortably.

Tends to cry after making up. It’s rarely out of sadness, of course, more relief than anything. He’s just happy to have you back in his arms, no longer ignoring him.

Cherry

A very rational person, fights are very rare between the pair of you. When you do fight, it tends to be because you feel he’s being closed off from you, not being as open and emotional with you. As for him, he doesnt like when you act too aloof about things that are actually serious to him

Fights start out quiet, talking in normal tones and using your heads. However, as the fight goes on, your voices gradually get higher and louder, arms thrown in the air as you get in each other’s faces.

He snaps quite a bit. Petty remarks, snappy replies and other unnecessary comments are thrown out without much thought as he gets more pissed off. Not necessarily because he doesn’t have anything to defend himself, but because once he’s started, he’ll do just about anything to piss you off

Depending on the fight, it could last an hour or a week. Both of you are so petty that you’ll refuse to apologise to the other, forgetting who was even in the wrong in the first place

Honestly, whoever goes to sleep first gets the bed, he’s not as considerate as Reki. However, as the fight goes on, the pair of you will stay up for ungodly hours into the night, trying to outlast the other because they dont want them sleeping on the couch. You’ll never admit that though, which is why you wont just fall asleep on the couch first. Besides, if you happen to fall asleep on the couch before Kaoru goes to bed, he’ll carry you upstairs and sleep on the couch himself. He’ll never admit that though, he’ll simply say you woke up and went upstairs in a hazy half-sleep, which is why you dont remember.

He’s definitely programmed Carla to apologise to you for him at least once, rolling her into the room you’re in before quickly walking out to the sound of “Y/N, I-am-very-sorry-and-I-was-wrong-please-forgive-me” in Carlas robotic voice

If you ever go to Joe’s restaurant to cool down, he’ll make a big fuss, swaying and sighing, dramatically shouting about “however will these lovers reconcile!?” Once his act is over though, he’ll comfort you and give you your favourite meal, tutting over the pair of you and thinking of ways to help you make up

Literally won’t let you go of you for at least a week after you fight. This mf is hanging off you, constant forehead kisses, the whole deal. He’s gone without your affection for a long time while you fought, he’s simply making up for lost time

Joe

You get really pissed at him when he flirts with other girls. He doesn’t mean to, he’s just a bit of a girl magnet and it’s his nature to entertain them. Of course, he all yours, but he forgets sometimes that jealousy is actually a thing

Doesnt take arguments as seriously as he probably should. He’s the type to tell you to “calm down” in the worst possible moment, its usually what makes you explode, actually.

Absolutely dense. The type to listen to you shout for five minutes, and only then have the audacity to ask you just what your problem was

It’s not his fault, bless him. He’s just a little unobservant when it comes to your emotions. When he realises you’re actually upset though, he’s apologising profusely and promising to never do it again

His apologies are always so genuine, you generally forgive him. However, if he does something that really pisses you off and you dont forgive him, he’ll give you space to think

Fights are usually resolved within a day. Like Langa, he refuses to let you go to bed angry

Cooks for you every meal regardless of whether or not you eat it. He’ll leave meals outside your door as a sort of truce, quietly pressing against the door and asking you to please come eat with him, that he hates the idea of you holed up in there all alone

Like Kaoru, he tends to reply with snarky remarks that have little to do with the argument, but they have a little less bite to them. More petty, if anything

Another big reason for why fights never last long is because this man literally. Will. Not. Survive. Without. You. You’ll be trying to ignore him while he comes in every five minutes, asking you how to get a certain channel on the TV, or stupid things you know he’s only asking because he misses talking to you

After you make up, he literally wont even look at another girl for at least a week. Mf will literally turn his head the other way if a girl comes near him, shouting about how he’s spoken for

Shadow

The biggest hothead. He says a lot of things he doesn’t mean in the moment, which will cause you to storm out and he’ll immediately regret it

The fight almost immediately escalates past hushed voices, swear words thrown around as you get in each other’s faces

He’ll get really upset, but he’ll mask it with being pissed off and angry, clashing pots around and acting like a literal baby. He doesnt want to admit it, but he always feels awful right after a fight. He knows youll need a bit of space after the intense shouting, so he’ll give you that space before even attempting an apology

Aggressively cares for you. Like he’ll say things like “I made food, it’ll taste like shit if you leave it, so I suggest you have it now” or “nope, I want the couch, I’m gonna watch something” he’ll never admit it, he just wants to make sure you’re alright even while fighting

If the two of you go to S while fighting, it’ll be very obvious. Usually you’re attached at the hip, but now you couldn’t be further apart. However, he’s still looking out for you, keeping an eye on you to make sure you’re alright. If you’re ever getting hit on by some creep, the fight is forgotten and he’s back at your side, daring the stranger to come any closer to you.

Reki is always the first to notice, poking him and pushing you over to him, trying to get the two of you to make up. Surprisingly, it actually does help clear the air

He can never stay mad at you for long though, he’s completely soft for you

Makes you bouquets to try and apologise. He’s taught you a lot about the meanings of flowers, so he’ll specifically pick ones with hidden meanings like “I’m sorry” or “I love you”

Not very good with verbal apologies. He knows when they’re needed though, and they are usually delivered through a series of grumbles and sad expressions. The thought is there though

Gives very gentle, long hugs after you make up. He’ll hold you close, suggesting a date or a movie to help the two of you relax

Miya

Literally the biggest bitch out of the six to fight with. He’s so petty, he will refuse to admit he’s wrong for the longest time. Once he’s in, there’s no accepting he’s not right

At least for a while anyway. He’ll start to feel bad once he sees just how upset you’re getting, frustrated with his inability to see anyone’s point of view but his own

King of the silent treatment. He’ll hide away behind his switch, drowning out his guilty thoughts with the white noise of animal crossing

He’ll skate to take his mind off things, practicing new tricks until he’s exhausted

Makes really snide remarks that have absolutely nothing to do with the argument. The type to bring up shit that happened 4 months ago just to help his case

Reki is usually the one to make him see sense, telling him just how petty he’s being, and that he cant get so defensive when he’s in the wrong. He knows this, obviously, he just can’t help it sometimes.

Although he’s not one for real apologies, he’ll slowly begin to stop ignoring you, bringing you small snacks or sending you funny things he saw on his phone. He’ll sit beside you, acting as if it was completely unintentional, but will slowly inch closer and closer until he’s curled up at your side, mumbling about how he wasn’t completely right after all

Will literally hit anyone who tries to comment on how the pair of you have made up, talking about how “its not even that big of a deal, just shut up”

Ad*m

Yall fought cause y’know. He’s ad*m

Sat outside your house with a speaker and an ugly ass sign. It started raining and his sign got ruined and his makeup ran

You broke up with him and he cried

Slipped in the rain while leaving <3