#knowing that savannah is legit

[stillaclownlol]

I'm making Tyler x Logan propaganda but for now take another ship ask thingy whatever (shoots my fucking brains out) <3

This is also...long... 🫠

PRE-RELATIONSHIP

1. How did they first meet?

They knew *of* each other since elementary school, but they met officially when they got grouped together for the Savannah project.

2. What was their first impression of each other?

Tyler: Nerd. Wished he'd stop mumbling all the time, it pisses him of.

Logan: internal crying. Jocks are scary lahdhosjdjd- (thought he was handsome tho)

3. Did any of their friends/family want them to get together?

They had never thought about them like that haha. Logan pretty much periodically told the whole squad except Tyler 💀 so they were all like very subtly encouraging him. Taylor was VERY excited. Aiden would be SO obvious about it but luckily Tyler is kind of oblivious. Ash and Ben are just watching the whole thing go down.

4. Who felt romantic feelings first?

Tyleeeeeer. Dork.

5. Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

You know they would 🤡 Whatever let me have my angsty gay pining leave me alone 😭

6. If you had told one of them the other would be their soul mate, what would they think?

Logan: He would combust into flames and melt into a pile of stuttering and blushing.

Tyler: he'd probably punch you.

7. What would their lives be like if they had never met?

No phantom dimension! Tyler would probably get a baseball scholarship to some nice uni and Logan would get a scholarship cuz he's super smart. I think they'd be alright but probably a lot more emotionally stunted

GENERAL

1. Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go?

Tyler because Logan Gen/ thought he was straight so he'd legit never brought it up. Ngl Logan prob got injured and Tyler was just ranting and confessed on accident hihi ❤️

2. Did they have an official first date? What was it like?

I think yes. I think Logan would ask him and they'd do smth very low pressure :) Go out to eat somewhere (not a fancy place) and then walk around the park or smth until night time, so Logan can geek out about the constellations. Normal friend stuff...but they both know it's a date so they're freaking out. Then Tyler holds his hand and- *slams my head into a wall*

3. What was their first kiss like?

Awkward. They bumped their foreheads together since they tried to do it at the same time. Tyler instigated it :)

4. Were they each other's first anything?

Logan: Tyler's first kiss (with a boy) and first relationship

Tyler: Logan's first kiss (In general) and first relationship

5. What's their height and age difference?

Tyler is 187 cm (he did not get those short boy genes lol) and Logan is 164 cm, so I think that's like, 9 inches? Tyler was born in August 2000 and Logan in December 2000, so only 4 months.

6. What's their relationship with each other's families? Do they share a friendgroup?

You know they share a friend group lmao.

Logan gets along very well with Marianna :) she thinks he's super sweet and he doesn't mind her eccentricity. Taylor loooooves having Logan as a "brother in law" ^_^

Tyler's relationship with James and Mary is...testy 💀 they don't mind the fact that he's dating a boy but they HAVE heard Logan venting about how insecure he is in the friendship because he thinks Tyler hated him. Tyler doesn't really appreciate being reminded of all that and the fact that they might antagonize him. They're working on it for Logans sake.

7. Who takes the lead in social situations?

Tyler usually, he's not afraid to call somebody out on their shit :) Logan is better at mediating tho.

8. Who gets jealous easier?

Logan is more insecure than jealous. Tyler is just normal jealous 🤡 he's a little itty bitty bit possessive...👍🏽

9. Who whispers unsuitable things in the others ear?

Technically Tyler does, but not like, on purpose. They might just be out somewhere and some guy will be being mildly irritating or whatever and Tyler will mutter "this fucking clown" to Logan. Logan is always "!!! Ty!" Lmao

LOVE

1. Who said "I love you" first?

Logan! He definitely cried while saying it too haha. I think Tyler would say it back...after kissing him mwah mwah.

2. What are their primary love languages?

For Tyler absolutely acts of service. It's what he's used to haha. Likes to cook for Logan and help him around the shop (while James and Mary are watching him like a hawk) :) Receiving, tbh, he just likes when Logan wants to spend quality time with him.

Logan...also acts of service; for a long time he valued himself on how useful he was to somebody and its still how he evaluates his relationships. He helps Tyler with homework he doesn't understand, helps him with chores around the house, etc. He really appreciates words of affirmation, makes him feel more secure ^_^

3. Who uses cheesy pick-up lines?

In the beginning it was Logan, he bought a book and everything 🤡 he always fumbles the delivery tho help him. After a while Tyler says them cuz he likes messing with Logan and watching him get flustered lol.

4. How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA?

It is 2016 in Georgia, they don't engage in any PDA 🤡 as if Logan needed another reason to get harassed. They like cuddling in the privacy of their houses tho, but just the standard amount ^_^

5. Who initiates kisses?

Tyler will generally ask Logan to kiss him, since he's a little awkward about initiating.

6. Who's the big and little spoon?

Tyler is pretty protective so he likes being the big spoon, but if Logan asks he's also fine with that. He likes rubbing Ty's stomach due to the injury he got there U_U

7. What are their favorite things to do together?

Logan: STARGAZINGGGG. Nothing makes him happier than infodumping :D Ty likes listening to him anyways so. He also likes going to Tyler's games cuz, you know, he wanna be supportive and all that. Plus he thinks he looks sooooo cool while playing.

Tyler: Something chill, he's like, consistently tired lmao. He just likes spending time with him, he doesn't mind if they're just laying down studying or listening to music, or just talking to each other.

8. Who's better at comforting the other?

Tyler is, surprisingly. When Tyler is upset he's just generally mad and needs to cool off alone, plus Logan isn't really good around people who are angry haha ":). When Logan's upset he tends to be more teary eyed, so Tyler just hugging him and reminding him to breathe is enough.

9. Who is more protective?

Tyler 🤡 I don't think I need to elaborate aldhoshd

10. Do they prefer verbal or physical affection?

Tyler: physical because verbal affection flusters him a lot.

Logan: verbal because physical affection flusters him a lot.

....Help them, lol

11. What are some songs that apply to their relationship?

*Points to Red's Spotify playlist*

(This doesn't really make sense but Campus by Vampire Weekend reminds me of them by proxy because I was listening to it while I drew them lmao)

12. What kind of nicknames do they call each other?

Logan: Will usually call him Ty. "Babe" if he's up to it haha. When they're older he probably calls him the usual ones like honey or sweetie :)

Tyler: probably something real cringy considering that carrot-top nickname he gave Ash. I mentioned Starboy and Cielo before. I think he'd call him "Bizcochito" (porque le quiere comer a besos jajajajaj)

13. Who remembers the little things?

They're both very detail oriented so they remember all those things.

DOMESTIC LIFE

1. If they get married, who proposes?

Since gay marriage was legalized in June 2015, for most of his life Logan pretty much never thought he would be able to get married. So he proposed to Tyler. Was crying profusely the whole time and dropped his cards haha.

2. What's the wedding like?

They couldn't find a church that would bless their marriage even tho Mary and James had asked for it. So they just got married at city hall. BUT they did have a super big after party with all of Tyler's extended family >:) Logan has no idea what "gringo" means but he's not thinking about it too much.

3. How many kids do they have, if any?

It was really fucking hard to adopt one :") one girl because I said so and this is my list

4. Do they have any pets?

They have a few cats because for a long time they couldn't adopt any kids. It's good for Logan's enrichment, even though the cats don't really like Tyler lol

5. Who's the stricter parent?

Tyler loses his temper easier, but he's also way more likely to indulge their daughter so like, he is stricter, but he's not very consistent about it lmao. Logan is better at disciplining Tho.

6. Who worries the most?

They're both worrywarts kkkkk Tyler a little more tho, it's the ✨️anxiety✨️ kicking in.

7. Who kills the bugs in the house?

Tyler will scream if he sees a bug so 🤡 Logan is very used to bugs because there's usually a few in the plants, so he'll catch them and throw them outside.

8. How do they celebrate the holidays?

Tyler isn't really big on holidays, but he'll help Logan put up decorations and stuff if he wants to. They generally go visit their family and friends U_U

Tyler does celebrate Día de Los Muertos as an adult tho, he spends most of the day at his dad's ofrenda. Logan is there for moral support, and they'll call Taylor and Marianna if they can't come over for any reason.

9. Who's more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning?

Tyler's naturally an early bird and Logans a night owl, so Logan will pull him back into bed haha.

10. Who's the better cook?

Tyler's the better cook and Logan's the better baker.

11. Who likes to dance?

Tyler! He's a bit reluctant to admit it tho, but he's a good dancer and he loves pulling Logan by surprise to dance bachata or cumbia hihi

[devilsrecreation]

Musical theater songs I associate with TLG/see TLG characters singing

-“Candy Store” (Heathers): Literally what Kiburi and his float would sing in the episode “The Little Guy”

-“How do you solve a problem like Maria?” (The Sound of Music): Is this not everyone except Simba talking about Makuu during “The Savannah Summit”? Just listing all his flaws and shit behind his back

Could even be the Outlanders complaining about Kiburi lol

-“There, Right There/Gay or European” (Legally Blonde the musical): I’ve mentioned it before but everyone in the Outlands are wondering if Neema’s either aromantic-asexual or if that’s just normal crocodile behavior

Spoiler alert: Yes

-Ucheshi’s version of “Congratulations” from Hamilton; taking place during Kiburi and Ucheshi’s argument, Ucheshi yells at her brother, recounting the events of “Let Sleeping Crocs Lie” and explaining just how stupid his actions were by comparing him to Makuu and reminding him what Simba does. If there was a crocodile version of a slap to the face, she’d do it

Ofc Tamka, Nduli, and Neema are spying on them in the background like :0

-“God, I hate Shakespeare”: Not Ushari singing about how much he hates Bunga

-“4 Jews in a Room Bitching” (Falsettos): Janja, Reirei, Mzingo, Kiburi basically introducing themselves and how they got here living in the Outlands ig lol (Creatures in a dump bitching)

Also either Ushari or Shupavu sings “Banishment” instead of “slavery”

-“My House” (Matilda): Wrote about it here!

-“Naughty” (Matilda): The skinks (mainly Shupavu) teaching Hodari how to get revenge by causing mischief

-“Stick it to the Man”: I’ve written about this before too! I can see Kenge singing it while teaching the Outlander kids and the skinks how to defend themselves by channeling their anger. Kinda as a parallel to Bunga’s “Teke Ruka Teleza”

-“Popular” (Wicked): Anyone else see Tiifu and Zuri singing this to Vitani and her lion guard? No? Just me?

-“Murder, Murder” (Jekyll and Hyde): You know how (in my hc) Sumu had a job as an assassin who killed all kinds of animals in his past? Yeah, this song are animals singing about his little murder spree (aka doing his job that evil animals hired him for) and not having a clue who the culprit is

Also not Sumu lowkey having fun like “(Insert name of victim here) I’m happy to inform you that you are relieved of your duties….all of them”

“My dear, you should be more careful walking around at night. You never know whom you might encounter”

“Bad news from the Kings~”

-“Confrontation” (Jekyll and Hyde): Explained here

-“The Smartphone Hour” (Be more chill): Season 2 in a nutshell

SCAR SET A FIRE AND HE BURNED DOWN PRIDE ROCK WOOOAHHHH~

“Consider Yourself” (Oliver): I wanna say this is Makuu welcoming Hodari into his float as an honorary croc but I know he isn’t much of a singer so how about Jasiri welcoming my oc’s Aibu (a striped hyena) and Kifo (a black mamba) into the Outlands/her friend group. Consider themselves official Outlanders :)

Honorable mention, “Master of the House” (Les Miserable): Remember my oc, Mamba, AKA Pua’s predecessor and a complete asshole of a croc? I imagine him singing this song about being a leader

Feat. a younger Pua who legit roasts him hghfgfg

[sgiandubh]

Earlier you were talking about icecreamgate. You said that’s a story for another time so can you elaborate please? I know was in the video but is there more to it?

Also please share about the flat situation! Sorry I’m so new to this fandom and feel like I missed a bunch!!

Dear Icecreamgate Anon,

Yes. At the Savannah (not Atlanta, and a heartfelt shoutout to wonderful @rosfrank, who gently corrected me and who was there to tell the tale) SCAD promo event, eagle-eyed shippers saw S helping himself from C's ice cream, using the same spoon.

This is legit documented and the picture (very clear) regularly does the rounds via reblogs.

Now I don't know about you, but I can tell you how it happens in here. Madame Mère and the man I love are the only people I share my spoon, thermos bottle or champagne glass with. I would rather die of dehydration in the Taklamakan Desert (see pic below) than do it any other way.

As for the rest of your question, let's make a deal, you and me: you studiously do your newbie mix and match information gathering tour on the blogs you like and you start connecting the dots by yourself. I am sure you are perfectly able. In return, I will answer all your specific questions in a very friendly, non-nonsense and dependable way. But let's make it very clear between us: don't expect me to regurgitate the Chronicles of Sam Roland and Caitríona Mary, because this is not going to happen. A day has only 24 hours and there are already people in line behind you.

That being said, I will say only this: Cleveden Drive, GLA. Coffee pics. Easter 2019. You go see out there: I promise it will be interesting.

Here's a pic of the camel I rode on in the Chinese Taklamakan desert, in 2010, while I was traveling by myself along the Silk Road. You're welcome to drop by anytime, here or in DMs.

PS: it was not fun, riding that camel. Unlike horses or elephants, she was distracted and irritated by fleas. And I had the impression of sitting on top of two jelly mounds. Disturbing.

[blckewwe]

𝘕𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 & 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭.

Hi bbies, super happy to be here with all of you and looking forward to writing with you all <3 This is a muse I've played for legit so long (lol don't judge !) but I'm excited to bring her here and happy to write with all of you. Below is some info about her and plots / things I'll be writing and looking for!

Full name: Blake Penelope Marie.

Age: 31 - Her birthday is July 4th!

Hometown: Atlana, Georgia

Currently Resides in: Orlando, FL

Sexuality: Bisexual with no real preference, if she vibes with you, she vibes with you.

Occupation: Seamstress for WWE - mostly works on the main roster.

INDEPTH BACKSTORY BELOW - TW: mentions of death.

Blake Penelope Marie was born on July 4th in Atlanta, Georgia to her parents Ted and Victoria Marie - her father is a successful lawyer and her mother owned a flower shop for many years. Growing up Blake had a relatively normal childhood - her parents tried to be good parents to her and shower her with affection, attention, and maintain a good balance between discipline and having fun. At the age of 12, Blake started to learn how to sew from her grandmother and it became a hobby of hers from then on. Growing up Blake was a cheerleader for most of her childhood and adolescence. She joined due to her best friend hounding her about it when they were in school, Blake and Savannah became friends in Kindergarten and stayed that way all the way up into high school. Blake and Savannah did everything together, school, hobbies, shopping, cheerleading, etc - if Blake was there, so was Savannah. The two were the best of friends and had a close bond that seemed unbreakable to those around them. However -- in 11th grade, Savannah got into an accident that took her life and thus ended their lifelong friendship. Blake could never come to terms with her lifelong bestie suddenly being gone forever and still truly hasn't to this day at 31 now.

After the accident Blake struggled with finding her purpose and finding her dreams, she always loved wrestling and thought it would be a fun thing to be apart of - maybe not as wrestler but something behind the scenes. That's when she decided to go to Fashion School and once she graduated, she began to get her name out there trying to find indy spots and wrestlers to work with and design gears for -- at 26 she was able to secure a job with WWE and has worked with them ever since, working her way from NXT to now the main roster. Wrestling is perhaps the one thing that's kept Blake sane all these years or well, sane enough, that is.

I have a feeling you got everything you wanted And you're not wastin' time stuck here like me You're just thinkin' it's a small thing that happened The world ended when it happened to me

However - Blake has struggled with a secret she's not told anyone (besides her therapist.) since the accident back in 11th grade, maybe as a coping mechanism to deal with the grief - Blake has been "seeing" and "talking to" her old best friend, Savannah. She's tried several medications but she can't seem to let go of her old friend or come to terms with the pain of losing her. She knows she's gone but maybe as a comfort or a way of easing the pain/guilt - she pretends as if it's normal that she experiences these things. She's been in therapy since the accident but she still misses her friend and finds it difficult to navigate day to day life - at least mentally. To her co-workers and those who know her, Blake is the happiest person you'd ever meet! She's friendly, funny, outgoing, and always has a smile on her face and is ready to make you laugh.

(OKAYYYY - SO I know that's a lot to read, I'm so sorry and I appreciate all of you for reading it lmaoo.)

PLOTS/CONNECTIONS BELOW

Savannah: For obvious reasons this is an NPC from Blake's childhood/teenage years and is a huuuge part of who she was/is. (Also I wanna clarify like most things - I took inspo from Yellowjackets except without all the other awful stuff that happens in the show lmaoo)

Exes: - this spot is wide open for anyone who might want to plot in that matter !!

Friendships: Blake is such a lover girl and always wants friends, because she hates being alone and in her head, so she's definitely that clingy friend lmao

Enemies: I'm always down for someone that she just doesn't get along with for whatever reason!

Shipping is chemistry first and it has to be someone who would be able to understand Blake for who she is and also who she once was - as part of her identity is heavily based upon her younger life and her friendship with Savannah. It would take a lot of patience for sure. x]

I look forward to plotting and writing with you all <3 love you!

[flubssesion]

Irresistibly Bouncy

You're sleeping over in your friend Savannah's room, lying on her couch. It's three in the morning, but you're wide awake. You've been waiting for this night, this opportunity, for weeks.

All you've been able to think about at your friend's house is the thing she told you randomly weeks ago: Savannah has a special cream that turns you into Flubber. It was impossible to tell how serious she was, but it hasn't left your mind since then.

Savannah didn't tell you where it came from, or how she got it. She didn't even tell you how it works. All you know is that you need to see if it does work, for yourself.

You look at Savannah asleep on her bed. After you're sure she's asleep, you get up and tiptoe to the bathroom.

You open her cabinet, and see a container that you’re sure is the one Savannah talked about.

That’s it! Savannah’s magic stuff! You grab it and read the back. Next to an ingredient list filled with six syllable words ending in -oxide and -olide, it says:

THE STUFF DREAMS ARE MADE OF

FLUBBER® Irresistibly Bouncy™ body cream is a conductive polymer cream backed by state-of-the-art science. Formulated with flubons and galvanized glorpite, our lightweight body cream will leave you green, translucent, and bouncy from top to bottom.

Directions • rub into hands and gently massage entire face and body. Apply liberally to parts with large surface area (stomach, buttocks, chest). Let product sit on skin for 15 minutes to activate. Lather to accelerate activation.

Effects • flubons in the formula vibrate upon contact with body’s molecular resonance, causing a chemical reaction that shifts entire body’s molecular structure into a substance that appears and behaves like Flubber.

When using this product • Effects of this product are designed to last for 16 hours. For permanent effect, use twice daily for one week. • This product is designed for external use only. Exposure to mouth and eyes is safe but does not produce additional effects. • Avoid flash photography and excessive noise when under the effects of this product. • Store product in a cool, dark place.

The container looks pretty legit to you, and seems straightforward enough. You open it up, and see that the cream has been used a little bit, but most of it is still inside.

You’re filled with exhilaration. You take off your clothes, leaving them in a pile on the floor. Then you take some cream on your fingers and begin to rub your face. You lather your cheeks and forehead. You see that immediately it makes your skin shiny. Really shiny.

You make your way down to your neck. As before, your neck is instantly shiny. You put on more, as instructed, and put some on your chest and stomach. You rub it in really good, getting so slippery and shiny. You reach for your back, and with difficulty, you get most of it.

You reach downwards, getting your legs and butt good and deep. Once you’ve reached the bottoms of your feet, you get a good look at yourself in Savannah’s mirror. You look up and down your shiny, slick body.

After a minute, you notice no changes. You begin to doubt that the cream is real. Saddened and embarrassed, you begin to turn to get in Savannah’s shower. But when you turn, your face starts to feel something. It feels… ticklish. When you turn back to the mirror, you notice your cheeks have flushed, changing their color. Not to red… but to green!

Then, your forehead and neck begins to change color as well. Before your eyes, your entire body becomes a pleasant green hue. Your hair, your chest, your belly, your back, your butt, are all now bright and verdant.

Excited, you begin to do as the container says and lather your slippery, shiny green skin. Your ticklish skin makes it hard to keep quiet. Already, your body begins to feel warmer and tingly. You’re getting so slippery.

Your green skin begins to change in texture. Underneath the shiny slipperiness, your skin begins to become… lighter. It begins to become see-through, right before your eyes. Your eyes, too, and all your facial features, are becoming translucent. As you rub yourself down slowly, your body gradually becomes slicker and slimier.

The translucence gets deeper and deeper into you, until you can see the tropical flower pattern on Savannah’s shower curtain through your slime body. Before you notice, your entire body is green and translucent, and bubbles begin to form inside of you. You start to feel so, so ticklish.

You begin to notice a new change. Your face, your limbs, your body, all begin to soften up, losing their minute features. Your arms and your legs lose joints. your mouth, nose, ears, and eyes begin to sink and mush as your head moulds into a bulb shape. You then notice your body begins to fill out.

Your belly slowly extends outward, making a rubbery balloon sound. As it does so, you poke it, forcing a squeaky giggle out of you, even though you have no mouth. You see yourself, even without eyes: you’ve basically become a living jelly belly. You’ve become… Flubber!

You jump up and cheer! You land on Savannah’s carpet and do a little flourish, your belly boinging up and down. As you land, the bathroom sink becomes taller. No, wait— you’re getting shorter!

In almost no time at all, your height decreases to be shorter than a soda can, making a wet deflation sound. You jump up, making a gooey bouncing sound, and fly up to the bathroom sink to continue marvelling at your new form in the mirror.

You look up and down at your new, flubbery body. You feel shapeless, formless, completely free. You blob down and shape your body into a cube. You blob again and form a prism. You form a cylinder, a car, a jello mold, a tsunami, a mushroom, the loch ness monster, all in the span of ten seconds. You feel like you could form anything, be anything, go anywhere… bounce anywhere.

That’s it! That’s what you want to do… you want to bounce! You crave it like sugar, you can’t help it!

Boing BOING!

You’re bouncing up and down the walls of Savannah’s bathroom! The air ripples your slimy surface, tickling you. But not as much as landing and bouncing tickles you. You just want to bounce off everything!

You’re knocking over soaps, shampoos, spray bottles, combs. You knock rings off of her shower curtain, and flush her toilet, but you don’t care at all. You’re going to bounce, and no one’s going to stop you.

Then the door creaks open.

Savannah, in her pajamas, stands at the opened doorway. You fly towards her face, you can’t wait to tell her the gooey good news! But she ducks, and you’re flying out of the bathroom like a foul ball into her room!

Up and down Savannah’s walls and ceiling, you bonk and flub and boing all over. You fly past her fairy lights, you knock over pictures, you jump up and down on her bed, you almost knock her tv over. Savannah is trying to catch you, but you’re just too bouncy and fast for her. She’ll have to try a lot harder to catch you.

After bouncing everywhere, you decide you want to give Savannah a hug. You’re just so happy she has that cream, you need to show your appreciation. You bounce off a wall, and fly towards her. You can barely contain your excitement. You fly right in front of her, and prepare to land. But— at the last second, Savannah pulls up an empty jewelry box and closes it with you inside!

Dark! Cold! Trapped! You try to break free. You try your hardest to fly off, but Savannah has you in there good. After struggling enough, you decide she won, and stop moving.

When Savannah notices you’ve stopped moving, she opens the box cautiously. You peek your green head out of it, and look at her. She looks at you amazed. She holds her hand out, and you roll your chubby slime body onto her palm.

Savannah puts down the box and holds you in her hand. Her palm is so cozy, and you feel so high up off the ground on her hand. You look at your friend’s face, and she looks back at you. You notice she looks disappointed. It’s hard to understand what she says, but you understand that she’s mad at you for using her cream. But, she says, that you look way too cute to be mad at. She continues, saying that she’s wanted to see if the cream really works, and she’s happy it does.

Savannah squishes you in her hand like a stress ball. It feels really good to be squished. You love the feeling of flowing through her fingers like liquid. She gives you a bunch of squeezes, and you giggle in her hand every time. You make her laugh, too, which makes you feel so, so good.

Savannah then takes your body by both hands and pulls you apart.

streeeetch—

The feeling is amazing… it’s like cracking your back and drinking hot chocolate at the same time. The feeling of Savannah’s hands on you makes your molecules all tingly. You see her, she’s amazed at your stretching abilities.

Then, Savannah pulls close up and stretches you over her face. Her nose, her mouth, her cheeks, her chin, her eyes, all covered in you. Her skin tastes so delicate and delicious! She makes funny faces and sounds, which you feel all around your whole body, as it moulds to her shapes.

Savannah pulls you off of her face, making you unsuck off of it with a pop! You form her face with your body like putty, matching her pretty lips, her high cheekbones, and every pretty contour and shape she has. Her mimicked voice sounds funny coming out of her slime mouth, and you move her eyes in big circles.

Savannah laughs as your body snaps back into place, flopping you onto her hand again.

When you get back onto her hand, Savannah pokes your chubby green slime belly, and you chuckle. She pokes again, and you chuckle some more. She then puts her finger deep into your slime and tickles, making you fall over on her hand, laughing. You kick your stubby arms and legs as Savannah continues her jiggling tickles. She tickles and tickles and you giggle and giggle. Eventually, you have enough, and nip at Savannah’s hand. She pulls back and stops, taking the hint.

You flop back up, sitting up on Savannah’s hand. She pats your little green head. Suddenly, you see it in her eyes: Savannah has an idea.

She walks you over to a big speaker and turns it on. Then she grabs her phone, and plays a song. A drum line kicks on. The tune catches your slimy body immediately, making you bob your gooey head up and down to the beat. She bobs her hand, and snaps her fingers with the other. Savannah, the beat, the song, every atom in your molecules is telling you one thing: to goo a little dance!

You bounce down off of Savannah’s hand, landing on the floor with a gooey splat. You blob back up, and immediately being to shake, shake, shake your flubber booty. Left and right, you move that thang while Savannah claps and watches. Swinging your arms as you swing your booty, the song kicks off. The percussion, the wind, the string, it all captivates you to shake and twerk.

As the song ramps up, you feel like you can’t contain all the energy the dancing gives you. You feel the need to share it… with yourself.

You split your body in two, but don’t lose your size. You have awareness and control of both slimy bodies as you continue your little dance.

Two become four, four become eight, a crowd becomes a party, and pretty soon multiple flubbers, all of them you, are dancing on the floor around Savannah.

Savannah holds out her hands and one of you goes to each hand. Two of you go to her shoulders, and one goes on top of her head. A circle is formed around Savannah, forming a kick line. You make instruments out of you and pluck and bang and beat yourself to the groovie beat.

The you on Savannah’s head break dances. The two of you on her shoulders shake your booties in her face, mwhich makes her blush. The two of you on her hands pirouette and twirl. The yous on the floor form a conga line, shaking your multiple booties to the beat. It’s a groovy, goopy, gooey, booty shaking boogie!

The song nears its end, and builds to a finale. You feel it in your molecules… this is it, the big finish!

All of you jump up at once, bouncing up into the air. As the song builds some more, all of you floats above Savannah, striking poses, both silly and provocative. The song ends, and all of you come raining down, except for one of you, which lands on Savannah’s head.

All of your flubs land on the floor like green raindrops, bouncing back up into the air. They all fly up in an arc, and land on the you on Savannah’s head. Piles and piles of you come back together, until the last one comes, and you jump up! and come down onto Savannah’s head for the finish!

Savannah claps her hands as you stand on her with your arms out in a ta-da! pose. You spring off her head and back into her hands. She gives you a little tickle, and you squeak in excitement.

You and Savannah look at each other, giggling and laughing. You don’t know what she’ll do next, but all you know for sure is that you hope this next sixteen hours lasts forever.

[masterwords]

as a hotchgan truther who’s only on like s6 of cm, when do you think I should stop watching? or like at what point does savannah come into the picture and all of that bc i don’t know if my heart can take watching my boys be torn apart in life. god especially when hotch leaves I just don’t wanna see it happen.

Hello fellow truther! I will preface this by saying that I am just delusional enough to watch it all and ignore everything I don't like for the sake of my brainrot, so I've gone the distance. (Well. Hotch's distance anyway.)

For anyone not wanting post Season 6 spoilers (or legit hotchgan brain soup), do not read under the cut. <3

Savannah appears first in 9x08. I actually like her, if I'm being honest. Out of all the significant others I find her to be the best all around. She brings out some really cute moments in Derek.

Hotch gets himself a girlfriend around mid-season 7 (7x10) and she hangs around (in theory) until early Season 10 though you don't see her again after the end of Season 8. (The actress got a starring role on a different show.) I am not a Beth fan, I dislike the actress quite a bit however she does make Hotch smile a lot and for that I am thankful. You can't go wrong with smiling Hotch.

Derek's last episode is 11x18 and it's hard to watch after that, even for Hotch. Hotch's last episode is 12x02.

Now, with that all out of the way...I rarely watch past Season 10 before cycling back around to the beginning. The writing really took a nosedive, my favorites left, it's just not worth it when I've seen them all so many times. I'd rather spend my time in Seasons 3/4/5 where the good stuff lives. You know? But there are some really excellent hotchgan moments in Season 7 that I highly recommend, and a few in Season 8, and then again in 9 & 10 in spite of the girlfriend situations. I don't think any of those storylines are too hard to ignore to get to the good stuff. Feel free to send another ask or DM if you want specific episodes for those moments, if you plan not to watch the whole seasons or whatever. I got you.

I watched the whole series twice through (many years ago) without having a ship so I didn't have the same heartache you're experiencing. Nowadays, my brainrot kicks in and says that hotchgan endgame is the real deal. They retire in Chicago and raise their little family in peace and quiet forever and ever amen. And as long as I have words in my brain I'll indulge myself by writing out their forever.

[nerdyenby]

Orange time :D Ranboo pov

Pregame

Oh my goodness this bit

Sir you do not get to “Hey everybody” us after all of this

Garfield Kart????

WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS?? /aff

Ran made it a whole 12 minutes without laughing at himself, I’m so proud of them

“I don’t know who you think you are, Philza- phil- philza? I don’t know who the hell you think you are but his favorite food is goddamn lasagna” garfieldfan2487 my beloved

“Stop making me think, get out of here you ganti” losing my absolute mind

The eye contact and “… you like Garfield?” killed me

GARFIELD KART IS REAL?!!?! I thought they were clowning

Leaving himself a message and creating lore for their MCC scuffed persona is so Ranboocore

Aimsey instantly becoming Garfieldfan2487’s best friend can be so personal

Ran and Callum’s interaction is everything

“Just like Garfield gets destroyed by Mondays, I am getting destroyed by the IRS”

Ran FINALLY breaking character, it’s been almost an hour my liege, cmon /lh

So I was under the impression Martyn was pg, guess not lol

All the skins 😭

The music just being a single kazoo note on repeat is so good

Bingo but fast!!! :D

BINGO BUT FAST?!!

MCC really said no to democracy and I respect that

Bingo but Fast

Are… they actually all going to be bingo? I don’t know if I want to believe that

Shoutout to Martyn for actually having played this game before

Why are there elytras???

They have to say bingo 😭

I feel like they’re killing it but they’re in fifth lol

Ewwww why is the savannah green?????

Battle Box

Excuse me why isn’t this game sillier?? /j

Thus Noxite and Ranboo’s rivalry begins

Sneeg mvp :))

Martyn mvp!!!!

Eat the carrots!!

ORANGE V YELLOW MY BELOVED!!!

“Fist up or die” so true Kara

Magic school bus conversation my beloved

Ran and Phil throwing their chickens at each other is so silly of them

Hole in the Wall

The hitw logo <333

Ran is so excited, I can stop smiling

Ranboo could I get you to consider: accents

This whole event is just going to be overstimulation central and I’m ready for it

Martyn’s “Nuh uh, if my parents couldn’t get me to eat me vegetables then you can’t either”

Sot music <333

THEIR SPRINT :((

MY STREAMER POPPED OFF

Garf permission granted, still don’t know what that means tho

They’re so real about how ideal the stimulation of hitw with hunger is

Ranboo zooming in and making eye contact is so intimidating what

Survival Games

“I’m so garfed up right now” “damn dude” KARA

THE SURVIVAL GAMES LOGO <33333

What does MCCAF stand for?

Everyone laughing at Martyn taking fall damage is so silly of them

The way the music cuts out just before they encounter their first other team is legit terrifying

“Is there a /top command?” 😭😭😭Ranboo my favorite Techno stannie

“You can now use /top” MCC MY BELOVED 😭😭😭

No clue how or when they got in first but I love that for them

Phil is merely playing Rocket Spleef, okay? Let the man enjoy himself /lh

The scoring is scuffed, don’t worry about it

SYLVEE TOP 5!!!

High key thought my computer froze when Ranboo just walked up to Phil and stared into the camera

TGTTOSAWAF

“I’m trying to maximize our garfage, okay?” “You can’t garf when you’re dead, Sneeg! There’s no garfing in hell!” […] “Of course you can, you’ve never been more surrounded by orange, that’s where we’re supposed to be” “I jump into the lava to be reunited”

I expected the dark to be darker ngl /lh

Now THIS is dark darkness

This is exactly the level of chaos I was craving

I was restraining myself from making a “gay on gay crime” joke when Ant justified punching Ran with “the chick-fil-a took over my keyboard, I’m sorry”

Slow falling into the void is so painful

“Who’s being a guy?” “Not me” RANBOO 💕💗💖💕💕💗💖 or should I say 💛🤍💜🖤

Kara asking if she can swear in game 5 is iconic, Sneeg is right there queen /gen

Kara going feral, as she deserves <333

Why is Martyn surprised? He was popping off

Martyn getting a screenshot of himself in the top ten “Sending that one to mum” I love him, okay??

“Dodgebolt with multishot” Sneeg is so real for that

Kara just had a kazoo on hand?? And perfect pitch??????

Sands of Time

Kara and Martyn having a whole “no you first” “no YOU first” over who gets to run is so!!!

Ranboo calling H a nerd, my streamers <333 (but seriously I don’t know if they’ve really interacted? Like they were both on dsmp but I can’t remember anytime they’ve actually spoken)

That sound effect is so cruel but if that’s the only thing scuffed about sands I’m happy

Omg what if all the vaults were down the same path

“Oh surely” “don’t call me Shirley”

Ranboo you idiot

You died in lava pal, the key is gone

They are merely gaming

That reaction was so delayed lol

Ran snickering at “under where?”

That was terrifying but so cool, it’s really lucky that they went in with like 30 seconds left

I really do want Ranboo to get third

Martyn being terrified of buildmartmanager!Grian is so real

Ranboo is so Techno-coded this MCC :((

Big Sales at Build Mart

Awww it’s the og map

The new game logos are everything, I would sell my soul for stickers of them

“Oreos!!” “No, that’s ore” “Oh” me too Kara, me too

Ran falling twice in a row and Sneeg just laughing at them

I’m actually down for the little nether run

Ran and Aimsey stopping mid game to wave at each other my beloved

Noooooo

Wow they are really bad at this /aff

Skyblockle

This event is just a love letter to everyone who’s been here since the beginning and it makes my heart really happy

The way they made a scuffed logo for this game because it’s the only time it’s getting played does something to me

WHY IS RANBOO TAKING A SELFIE???

I’m so down for end crystals actually

Sneeg mvp!!!

“I think I’m the April fool” we been knew Ran

Martyn mvp

Oli my beloved

BLUE!!!! IM SO PROUD OF THEM!!!

GEM WON!!! MASSIVE DUB FOR WOMEN EVERYWHERE

Yeah yeah, I may be a Ranboo fan first and foremost but I’m rooting for almost everyone but him, they deserve to maintain their status as career loser /aff

Dodgebolt

HELL YEAH!!!

Ok I got spoiled (saw Skeppy won) but yellow and green!!! Aimsey and Oli!!! My bois!!!!

I think Oli wins no matter what, actually

PUNZ /pos

OLI MY BELOVED 😭

This is insane, I want a 1v8 here lmao

JOEL!!!! Blue was my pick going in so I’m happy no matter what lol

THAT TRADE!!!

FROG WIN!!!!

INSTANT BETRAYAL!!!

ANOTHER TRADE?!!?

Revenge lol

“Babes I died” “It’s okay babes” GLOWDUO OWN MY ENTIRE SOUL

Punz and Krinios are IN SYNC

EMPIRES WIN!!!

Martyn popped off <333

Chicken infection????

THEY ADDED THE PLAGUE TO MINECRAFT

Martyn’s chicken noises are everything

Every MCC should end with zombie tag, actually

I love this team so much

Martyn just sounds like Elmo now 😂

“I’m working, honey. You gotta bawk to pay the bills” I’m dying

Can’t believe Noxite is vaccinated smh /j

I’ve said it a million times and I’ll say it a million more: SCOTT SMAJOR NEVER MISSES!!! He always does a superb job of making teams and matching vibes and he absolutely deserves to be proud of that

[brckensocietyarch]

okay my lovelies, this is a long post and the last i'll be making on this blog before i officially move to my new one and have this blog filled with queued posts of the link xD. so, if anyone has been reading my post lately my chronic fatigue has been flaring and taking up a lot of the energy i'd typically use for rping, which sucks. i have tried to get on a few times to work on drafts when i've had a sliver of energy but sadly a lot of the drafted threads i've lost muse for. it's not because i don't like them it's sadly because my cfs made me guilt myself about them and i got in my head and that made my rsd play up, it is an annoying, exhausting cycle. so, i've decided that aside from literally four threads in my drafts, i'll be dropping everything else (i'll list both below). as always this doesn't mean that we can't rp, i am happy to start new threads over on the new blog, including with the pairing we're dropping, it's just these specific threads. (i'll be posting the link to my new blog and following people soon after posting this so feel free to message me over there! note: replies may come slowly, especially this month as i'm prepping to see taylor swift, but after that, i have no major plans and i start infusions for my pain so i should hopefully be on a lot more!). if you owe me a reply that isn't listed feel free to message me and i'll tell you if i want to drop it or not, otherwise if you can tag the new account that'd be amazing! (legit just my old blog name). as always, i appreciate everyone's patience, this kind of thing is unpredictable and just... exhausting so just know it means a lot that y'all want to rp with me.

here are the two lists (keeping and dropping)

keeping:

@mccntower - caden & adelia/stevie roberts & jaxson/landon & amber/grey & santiago

dropping:

@amoroxs - knox & gabriel

@lcstinfantasy - micah & eden

@barkskins - lexi & west/pj & jax

@carp3diems / @dcwsonscreek - billy loomis & declan/diesel & savannah

@lustsfuls - grey & damon/micah & daphne/hazel & radleigh/diesel & ivory

@thesxcretkeepers - midnight  enzo/silas & sophia/landon & isabella/dixie & jeremy

@mccntower - blake & lacey/sage & brennon/jupiter & garrett/maddox riley & adriana/silas & shayla/micah & novalei/silas & chasity/cherri & carter/faye & mateo

[kenxmatsui]

Ken: How the fuck are you a doctor? Legit question. I'm baffled. How many women have fucked and fucked over that you had to question if it was Savannah? That was what I was trying to say but I didn't want to know. Ken: I'm questioning your sanity right now. Ken: She wouldn't do that? Okay. But she did. Ken: You gave me the keys. Christ.

Dev: ...? Dev: What are you talking about? Dev: Who the fuck else what? Dev: How many what? Dev: Are you drunk, Ken? Dev: She wouldn't do that. Dev: She's a siren. Dev: Thanks for the ride, buddy. Dev: No one told me.

[adveanture-archived]

*    @wistcrias​​    —    STEVEN  &  SAVANNAH:   PLOTTING  /  STARTER  CALL 

THEY’VE   MET   BEFORE,   AND   THAT’S   HARDLY   UNUSUAL.         two   authors   with   similar   subject   matter,   if   not   completely   antithetical   worldviews   and   philosophies   on   said   subject   matter,   crossing   paths   happens   more   often   than   you   might   think.      this   time,   they’re   crossing   paths   in   williamsburg   while   steve   is   researching   for   his   new   book.            “      savannah   woodham,      ”            he   greets,   smile   only   half   dread.      the   way   she   looks   at   him   .   .   .      it’s   unsettling   at   the   best   of   times.            “      why   am   i   not   surprised   to   see   you   here.      ”   

[ilkkawhat]

2.11 The Battle of Midway

[octopus-defence-squad]

sorry if it came off as wrong, i see hbomb as my main character, i just didnt want to add a /j bc i feel i talk too much about him. for reference, i can drop my c!hbomb lore doc or the detailed plans i wrote up to rewrite the day of the election but focused on him but havent finished bc school popped up (the rough doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cYp8c0EWM5KFuXLjd1iEUVw1teFCZW-lWwjUvdmjHtw/edit)

"they cant all be main characters there have to be side characters" ummmm what do you think ksi is???

[flowerpowelltales]

Like Fall, Like Spring (Drake x MC)

PART TWENTY ONE - FINALE + EPILOGUE

A/N: don’t touch me, i’m not okay 😭😭😭 i’m going to miss my babies! please read till the end!

Drake ate in silence and Riley waited. He surely needed to address his storming out and then being MIA for almost a whole day, right?

When he was finished and still made no attempt to say anything, Riley sighed and began collecting empty plates. Just as she reached for his mug, he grabbed her arm and made her look at him. 

“Are you okay?” She asked.

“I should be asking you the same thing, actually.” He rubbed his temple with his other, free, hand. “I left without saying anything but Leona hurt you too. I’m sorry.”

“No, don’t be. It was a lot to take in. And she’s your family.”

“She should be yours too.” Drake let go of her arm and clenched both of his fists. “I needed time to think. It’s not easy… I mean, Leona was like a second mother to me. And then like a mother and a father, when mine died. It’s hard to see her becoming… this.”

“It’s okay Drake, you don’t owe me any explanation.”

“I do. You're my wife, you were directly affected. It felt like I’m losing someone all over again. First dad. Then my mom, to depression. I only half-have her now anyway. Then Savannah ran away. She came back but she has her family now. Then you… And now Leona. I don’t want to have her in my life if she treats you like this but it’s not easy for me.”

“You don’t have to cross her out of your life, Drake. She’s still your family,” Riley said softly, rubbing his back gently. 

“So are you, Riley. And if she doesn’t want to accept you, I’m sorry. I will always choose you anyway.” He looked at her so affectionately she thought she’d cry.

“I’m sorry I didn’t choose you when I ran away. I promise I will always choose you, too. Always, Drake. You are my family. My whole world.” She was crying and Drake stood up and pulled her into his arms. 

“Shh, it’s okay, baby, it’s okay.”

“I’m so– so– sorry,” she said through sobs. 

“I forgave you, a long time ago. Please, forgive yourself, too,” he whispered and kissed her forehead. 

They stayed like that, embracing and gently swaying to the music of their hearts, for a few minutes before Riley remembered something.

“Drake!”

“Hmh?”

“I forgot to tell you something! I– When Leona said those things about me, about the dog being still in the U.S., me having a job in New York, I–I do have my dog with Ellen, true, but only because she really likes him and wants to have someone around. And about the job…”

“You don’t owe me an explanation,” he repeated what she said just minutes before.

“I do. You’re my husband and you need to know. I declined the job in New York. Long time ago but it doesn’t matter. That’s what I wanted to talk to you about. I… I found a job, actually.”

“You did?” He pulled back a little to look her in the eyes.

“I had a crazy idea… I talked to Hana and… Hana and I are starting our own pastry shop! We found a place, talked to lawyers and owners and everything so it’s all legit and we have the green light! I mean, now that we’re no longer nobility we need to support ourselves and since I wanted to become a baker when I was younger I thought that was a great chance and Hana is an amazing baker so it could actually work and I know I never really asked you about your permission and maybe you had other plans and now I feel very stupid but I don’t want you to think I was hiding anything because–”

“Riley, hey, relax. Take a breath. Pastry shop, huh?”

“Yeah. Are you mad?” She asked.

“Mad? That my wife is fulfilling her childhood dream? That she starts a career of her own? That I’ll probably have lots of yummy things for free? Are you mad?”

Riley laughed, relief spreading through her body. “You can have anything you want. You’ll always be our most treasured customer.”

Drake smiled and leaned to kiss her. She melted into him, finally feeling like they were back together for good. Like they found back their missing piece and now they could be whole again. The familiarity of them overwhelmed her.

“Drake…” she moaned in between the kisses. “I…. have the best… idea… mmm.”

“What? Are we going to have dessert now?” He asked and she couldn’t help but roll her eyes slightly.

“No, but maybe later.” This time she pulled away. “I thought we could celebrate? If you’re up for this?”

“Mhmm, of course we can. Come here.”

“Not like this,” she laughed. “Okay maybe that too. I thought with Maxwell, Hana, Liv, Liam and the rest of ours.”

Drake opened his eyes and raised an eyebrow. “I was thinking only the two of us…”

“And I was thinking something like renewing our vows? A small ceremony? Since our wedding was a big one? Now that we’re no longer–”

“Nobility, I know. I actually think this is a nice idea.”

“Right? A second chance wedding!” She babbled on and Drake chuckled.

“Okay, okay. I get it. You can plan it if you want but now about that dessert you mentioned earlier…”

Riley burst out laughing. “So needy!” 

But she didn’t protest any further and definitely not when Drake was showing off his ‘dessert’ skills.

~~~~

The ceremony was just like Drake and Riley wanted. Small. Intimate. Romantic. Cozy. Only their closest friends were invited, Ellen came and brought Lasse with her while Bianca declined saying she wasn’t feeling too well. Leona, for obvious reasons, was banned from coming. Drake protested wholeheartedly against inviting Olivia but Riley couldn’t imagine that day without her. After all, it was Liv that helped them get back together. Even if unintentionally.

The vows were renewed, Drake and Riley kissed as a husband and wife and they moved to the Valtoria gardens where the party began. Even though she wasn’t a Duchess anymore, she really liked the gardens of her duchy and Liam helped her organize the ceremony there.

After a few hours of dancing, eating and talking, Riley stood with Drake and watched Savannah and Bertrand running after Bartie, who was trying to mimic Maxwell’s crazy dance moves. 

“How does he have so much energy? I’m beat!” Riley exclaimed, rubbing her back. 

“He’s still a kid.”

“No, not Bartie. Maxwell!”

“Well... Technically it applies to Max, too. Want a drink?”

“Oh yes, I think I could use a drink.”

“I’ll get it for you,” Drake said and Riley nodded. She was looking at him with a big smile on her face, until he disappeared. She turned around and noticed she wasn’t the only person following him with her eyes.

The woman was definitely not invited; at least Riley didn’t invite her. Silky blond hair, beautiful smile and a bump. When the woman turned to look at Riley and their eyes met, Riley swallowed hard.

Mary-Anne was even prettier in person.

Her face lit up and started making her way towards Riley. When she finally reached her, she extended her hand. 

“Hi, Riley!” Even her voice was attractive. Riley plastered a smile and shook Mary-Anne’s hand. How could she even compare to Drake’s ex?

“Hello.”

“I’m Mary-Anne, Drake’s friend from Texas by the way! You were probably wondering who’s that strange person bothering you,” she laughed and Riley fake-chuckled.

“Yeah, well, it’s a private party so I was a bit surprised. Drake invited you, I suppose?” She asked.

“Erm... Not really. Savannah did mention you were renewing your vows and since I couldn’t come to your wedding when Drake invited me I thought I’d come to this party. I--I’m sorry if it was a bad idea,” she added when she saw Riley pale. “I came to apologize, actually.”

“Really? What for?” Now Riley was interested.

“I... Um... Found out what Leona said about me to you. Sav called and asked if the baby’s Drake’s. Apparently that’s what Leona kept telling you. It’s not, by the way. The baby, I mean. It’s not Drake’s. It could never be.”

“Thanks... I mean, I knew it, Drake told me but thanks.”

“I felt really bad and I figured calling would be not enough so here I am. Listen, I’m sorry about Leona. She’s like that. She’s always had this vision of me and Drake married with ten kids on their family Ranch. We even tried to date to please her but we’ve always been more like siblings than lovers. And I love Leona.”

“Leona is lovable?” Riley raised a brow and Mary-Anne chuckled.

“Yes, well, I love her.   She’s the only mother I ever had. I have four older brothers and a clueless father. He had no idea how to raise a daughter. When I got my first period and stained my jeans he thought I was dying. It was Leona who taught me about those things. I know she loves me and I guess that’s why she wanted me and Drake to work out. But it’s not going to. Besides, he’s so happy with you! When you left him and he was super upset, he got drunk and I found him in a bar. You know what he did? He showed me every single photo of you on his phone and described when it was taken, where and why in so much detail I was afraid we were going to spend a week in that bar. I’ve never seen him so in love. It’s a good look on him. I’m happy you’re back together.”

“Wow, I... I don’t know what to say. Thank you for telling me, that... does make me understand Leona a bit better. But I still don’t like her,” Riley added.

“And I’m here to change your mind. I’d be mad at her too if she did this to me.” Mary-Anne shrugged.

“And the father of your baby? Leona doesn’t like him?”

“It was a mistake. My mistake. I was sad and lonely and it was a one time thing with a guy I met in a bar. I don’t even know his name but it doesn’t matter. I was actually kind of happy I got pregnant. My father never cared too much about me, my brothers have their own life and I thought I might finally have someone in my life. It was like my lil miracle. My bestie. My family.” She cradled her bump affectionately. “It’s the two of us against the world.”

“You know what?” Riley asked her suddenly, a brilliant (in her opinion) idea coming to her. “I’m so glad you came! Let me introduce you to my friends,” she said and watched Mary-Anne’s face light up. Riley took her arm and led her in the direction of Liam and Maxwell. To be fair, she only wanted to introduce her to Liam in hopes something could happen between those two but Maxwell being there too was for the best. She wouldn’t want to be too obvious.

Apparently she was too obvious though because when she turned to go back to her place, smirking, Drake was already standing there, watching her, his eyebrow raised. He handed her the drink when she reached him. 

“What are you trying to do?” He asked.

“Umm... Your friend came and I thought she was lonely so I introduced her to our friends.”

“Really? Just that?”

“Err... What else do you want me to say?”

“Riley, I’m not stupid. Are you trying to play a matchmaker? Because let me remind you, we needed therapy to work out.”

“That’s because you didn’t even know my matchmaking plan! I actually asked Liam to give us a month to work things out between us, it’s not really a legit--” she paused realizing she was about to confess to a lie. 

“I actually do know it was your plan, believe it or not.”

“What?” She asked. “How? When? Why?”

“From the moment the two of you announced it. I’m not stupid and I can think. There has never been a rule like this and will never be. Not within the Cordonian mentality.”

“And... You just went with it?”

Drake shrugged. “I was mad at you. But I did have a bit of hope that maybe it would help us. So I didn’t say anything.”

“Drake Walker! I swear you always find a way to surprise me.”

Drake smiled and pulled her towards him. “I hope I’ll never stop surprising you.”

“Mhmm,” she murmured as he kissed her cheek. “I might have to start thinking of ways to surprise you, too.”

Drake froze and pulled back. He looked at her intently for a few seconds before cracking a smile. “Maybe not. I think I had enough of your surprises in this lifetime.”

~~~~

EPILOGUE - ONE YEAR LATER

“One more!” Maxwell yelled from his seat and pointed to an empty plate.

“That would be your tenth!” Hana yelled back and Riley stifled a chuckle. She kept making coffee until she felt a pair of arms encircling her waist.

“Eek!”

“Hello, I missed you,” Drake's voice was muffled as he buried his face in Riley’s neck. 

“I missed you, too. Three days feel like three years without you,” she admitted. Drake kissed her and nodded towards coffee. 

“Got one more for your beloved husband?”

“Always. And I also put away an orange and bourbon flavored cupcake for you. Since Maxwell eats most of our supply.”

Drake laughed and the whole shop seemed to be positively vibrating with him in it. He sat down on a chair closest to the counter, ignoring Maxwell patting an empty chair beside him. 

Riley brewed Drake’s coffee (black, no cream, no sugar) and retrieved the cupcake, pretending she didn’t hear Maxwell’s gasp. She looked at her shop, her and Hana’s pastry shop and smiled. A lot of energy and effort went into their little venture but it was worth it. Hana and Riley were great partners and worked perfectly together. Riley learned a lot from Hana and Hana from Riley. Their business was flourishing, although it was to some extent thanks to Maxwell - he came every single day and ate at least seven pastries. How he kept in shape - that was the greatest mystery.

Drake also worked - he was a full time photographer now and even though he mainly took photos of different events in Corodnia, sometimes he had to go to other countries. If the job was longer than a week he took Riley with him - they didn’t want to be far from each other for too long. In between the jobs he also taught a photography course at the University of Cordonia and was considering switching to full time teaching and doing photography on the side. He felt he wanted to be home more often.

Her and Drake were also better than ever. They kept on going to therapy and worked through every single little thing together. Not only were they closer than before but also their marriage was stronger. 

There were also other changes in Cordonia. Mary-Anne and Liam were raising her almost one-year old daughter together (to Cordonian citizens’ outrage) and planning their wedding (to Cordonian citizens’ joy). Mary-Anne finally found a community that cared about her, although it wasn’t the easiest for Leona, who felt like she lost two children. 

As far as Leona was concerned, she reached out to Drake a few weeks prior, full of remorse. Drake didn't even want to listen to her but Riley insisted they work things out. They started talking, little by little. It still wasn’t a relationship Drake or Leona wanted but they were trying. 

And there was one last change. A change that no one but Riley knew about. She smiled at Drake blowing her a kiss while finishing his cupcake. She would tell him soon. She only just found out herself, but her little, approximately six-week old secret, still nestled safely in her womb, was ready to be shared with her husband. 

And she was sure it was going to be a whole different adventure.

 THE END. 

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[alexglitches]

Twisted Wonderland Timeline

Aka. when the heck do things take place because this game is crazy o-0\

I know that some people don’t really count the events as canon but I do so here’s a timeline of how I think the story takes place

In the grand scheme of things, normally people would just let the timeline be everything that's ever been released in release order, but I just put canon chapters and events where I believe they fit

This is my personal opinion of how things go, you are free to have your own opinion as well

Now let's get to it ^^

Prologue : the first thing to ever happen in the game, get shoved into an old dorm, become a janitor for, like, 8 hours, make friends with the jerk that bullied you an some other guy that crushed him with a cauldron, fight a big monster with your fire cat, become a student and prefect/supervisor of your old, beat up dorm and let the chaos begin :)

The Crimson Tyrant : It’s probably about, like, 5 hours since you got back to the dorm and Jerky McJerkface (aka ace) shows up at your dorm, you talk to him at 3 in the morning then go back to bed and kick Ace to the couch. This chapter LEGIT begins the next morning at like 2-3 am and start school at (probably around) 7 am. The whole chapter spans over 2 days, the first day of school and the unbirthday party day plus overblot and takes place in september

Beans Day (Battle For The Golden Harp + Lyre-less Brawl) : Takes place after chapter one but before chapter two, possibly late september, before october. Both events happen on the same day, just focusing on different characters.

Rebel of the Savannah : Takes place after beans day in late September going into October. Takes about a week before the official magift tournament.

Ghost Marriage : All takes place in one day, sometime mid October.

Screaming Halloween Event : Begins on the first of October, but Halloween week officially begins on the 25th-26th, assuming that Halloween is at the end of the week on Friday/Saturday (it's stated that the party is at the end of the week so I assume it is on Friday or Saturday)

Endless Halloween Night : Takes place after the first Halloween event, before November 1st, time stopped at 11:59 (ngl, laughed my ass off when rook said it's been 11:59 for 6 hours o-o)

Dance and Wishes : I’m cramming it in November between October and December cuz it literally fits nowhere else, but at the same time also fits here o-O. Early November.

Master Chef Event : Same as Dance and Wishes. Late November.

Camp Vargas : Takes place during Master Chef, Silver and Riddle end up joining late. Late November.

Merchant of the Deep Sea : Takes place late December, around exams time, but before Christmas break. The chapter spans 3 days, 4 if you count the day you make the deal with Azul.

Tactician of Hot Sands : Takes place during Christmas Break and lasts about 4 days, counting Jamils overblot.

Harveston Kelkkartou : Takes place in winter, but just before VDC, so it's perfect winter sledding season ^^

The Beautiful Oppressor : Begins right after Christmas Break, auditions happen a few days later, camp spans 4 weeks, so it probably ends late February.

Keeper of the Underworld : Takes place literally the day after Vils overblot, the length is undecided cuz the chapter isn’t done yet.

Fireworks Festival : Probably takes place after chapter 6 as a way to calm down from the fact some students got freaking kidnapped.

Fairy Gala : Probably some time in late February or in March, since the gala welcomes the spring season (thanks or reminding me anon!)

NRC Anniversary : NRC's Anniversary is in March

Chapter 7 : Idk, probably skips to April or May, probs takes place before or during the inter school magift tournament.

If I missed anything let me know pls o—O

[pianostarinwonderland]

Twst developers are definitely making interesting name choices from housewardens to the official homeland names. You know what I’ll applaud them for going down this route because it legit made me speedrun the five stages of grief.

I love the official names of the locations 😭😭😭

Sunset Savannah sounds so much nicer mmm yes that alliteration so good

Queendom of Roses !!! It’s so good like holy shit, it’s really just Queen of Hearts

Briar Valley is so pretty too! It’s a really beautiful name, and it actually gives an image of a valley with green pastures and clean waters. I’m really happy with the name choices.

Then they have other lands too :0 I’m so curious about them. This part of the update is definitely one of my favorites!

[jatphatones]

An Inexplicable Wonder | One Shot (Charlie Gillespie x Reader)

An Inexplicable Wonder | One Shot (Charlie Gillespie x Reader)

A/N: Hello beautiful people! Here is a request where the reader shocks Charles and the rest of JATP with her killer voice. This was also inspired by that one time Madi roasted Charlie for singing the wrong part of Perfect Harmony lol. Enjoy!!

Word count: 2.1k

Warnings: typos, hella FLUFF

Masterlist

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You didn’t think you would be able to visit him on set; filming season 2 of JATP during the busy season of your work was not ideal at all. Both you and Charlie were looking forward to some time together, especially since you had only just started dating three months before the start of filming, but the universe thought differently. Not the best situation for a new relationship.

But when you cashed in some time off, it was almost scary how fast you planned a surprise visit to the JATP set. After coordinating with none other than his beloved roommate Owen Joyner himself, your arrival on set went unnoticed by your boyfriend. Then again, he can be oblivious at times so you definitely used that to your advantage as you skillfully dodged the daily FaceTime call and texts.

Charlie’s face when your face appeared out of video village when the filming was over would go down as one of the best moments in your life. He had a legit comical reaction - visceral gasp, hazel eyes shot wide open, unhinged jaw, and frozen in mid walk at the sight of you. You only had time to hope that someone took a picture of Charlie before he barreled you down. He encompasses you wholly, strong arms wrapping around your figure in shock and unbridled happiness. Both of your chest heave with relief as you nuzzle into him. The tighter he held you, the more you felt safe and at peace - the more you felt like you were home.

“H-how? I-I thought you had work? Wha-what?” He feels more than he hears you chuckle against him.

“I had a few days off,” you pull back just to see his face, “and I really missed Madison.”

Your teasing earns a scoff but then is cut short when he answers with a searing kiss. It was brimming with tenderness, reminding you of what you’ve been missing for the past month. His lips familiarize themselves with your lips, congratulating you for making it through your first long distance period. The kiss was revitalizing - a perfect end to a perfect surprise.

“Hi,” you finally greet through one of the deep exhales you let out while trying to catch your breath.

“Hi,” he softly replies, caressing your face with both his hands. His eyes were positively twinkling as he soaks you in. “Missed you.”

“Missed you too.”

Your tender reunion is interrupted by a loud call of your name. When you both turn to the noise, your bodies are almost knocked over by the sheer force of Madi, Owen, and Jeremy throwing their arms around you. Shouts of surprise surround you, and Charlie hears you giggle into his ear at all the commotion.

“Owen,” I call out after we broke apart, “thank you for helping me out.”

“You helped bring Y/N here?” Charlie asks. When Owen excitedly nods, Charlie tackles him with glee. All you can do is watch them do their thing while giving Madison her own hug.

“How you doing miss Madi?”

“Good! Just filming a few scenes with Savannah today. Season 2 is finally letting us have a little more fun with each other. I’m so happy you’re here!”

“Me too. I missed y’all so much!”

A cheerful Charlie rejoins you along with the other boys and you all fall into conversation with each other. As much as he wanted to just whisk you away for the small amount of time he has in between scenes, he loves how much you get along with his friends. You’ve met them just a few times before, but FaceTime allowed you to get to know each of them better in the month you’ve been separated.

Even Kenny joins into the conversation, easily adding his own jokes before informing everyone that they’re starting to be film again. You give him your thanks again for letting you come to set and surprise your boyfriend. He waves you off with a small smile and beckons you back to video village.

Watching your boyfriend do his thing was a truly a gift. This role was made for him. His carefully thought out mannerisms, passionate tone, and expressive gestures brought so much energy to the scene and you were humbled that you could witness it. You tell him just as much when they break for a little longer. A natural blush paints his face after your praise and you give him a kiss on the cheek.

“What else do you have to do today?” You ask curiously.

“We’re filming that one emotional scene next. It’s the one I told you about last weekend. They just told us they’re gonna add a nice piano version of ‘Edge of Great’ to the background and it sounds so good!” Charlie shares.

“That’s so cool. I can’t wait to see you kill it.”

The rest of them come and sit with you two, Savannah excitedly giving you a hug that you energetically return. You catch up with her, getting lost in your own little world. Although you were partaking in separate conversation, Charlie’s presence was, well, present. You felt his arm stretch across the back of your chair, ending with his fingers mindlessly moving up and down your shoulder. Likewise, you had a hand on his knee. The both of you were unconsciously reminding each other that you were actually here with him. When you pat his leg after laughing at whatever Savannah was saying, he jumped at the sudden movement but appreciated it all the same.

At one point, Charlie starts singing ‘Edge of Great’ under his breath. It probably got stuck in his head from hearing that piano version earlier. He realizes the hasn’t sang that song in so long, and gladly got into it. With the acoustic guitar that never leaves his side outside of filming, he accompanies his singing with the corresponding chords, the light strumming only bringing out the richness in his melodic voice. You tried your best to stay focused on your own conversation, but it was hard when you hear his sweet voice through the open air instead of through the phone.

“Charlie those are the wrong words.” Everyone turns to Madi who interrupted his mindless singing.

“What? I sang it right!” Charlie exclaims and then starts singing again, “We all make mistakes, but they’re just stepping stones, to take us where we wanna go it’s never straight. I believe-“

“No bubs thats wrong,” you say before anyone else could speak up. “You forgot some of the words.”

You started to sing the verse - more or less melodically speaking it instead of singing it, but staying in tune all the same. You look at your boyfriend straight in the eyes while you do it, gauging if he finally registers the missing words. If he realizes that he was wrong, he doesn’t show it. Instead his expression is one of shock as soon as you continue to sing his whole verse.

“That was right, right?” You ask him after you finish the last note. He remains shocked and speechless, unable to answer your question because he’s in awe of your voice. The beautiful voice of his beautiful girlfriend.

Not wanting to deal with another second of prolonged silence, you turn to Madi for confirmation only to find her matching expression of shock - eyebrows furrowed, head tilted, mouth agape, and looking back and forth between you and Charlie.

“Um what? Uh, hello, you can sing girl!” Madi exclaims, “Charles did you know about her voice?” He shakes his head fervently.

You’re able to take in everyone else’s reaction and see them all have similar ones to Madi and Charlie. Your face warms up from all the attention, used to the focus typically being on your boyfriend’s talents and not your own.

“Keep singing!” Savannah demands giddily.

“No, I’m good,” you say suddenly growing shy in the spotlight. All you wanted to do was prove your boyfriend wrong and tease him about it, but now is not the time for that anymore.

“Come on, sing!” Owen echoes, “if you don’t keep going, I’ll ban you from our apartment,” he jokingly threatens.

“I’ll sing with you,” Charlie says with encouraging eyes, “I’ll even sing it right this time.”

Not even able to say no to his begging eyes and charming smirk, you start singing Madi’s harmony. You thought you would succumb to the nerves of singing in front of actual singers, but Charlie’s carefree smile takes all of your attention. It’s like it has powers, having the ability to make the rest of the world drop away until there’s only the sound of your voices.

As you both continue to sing the song, you realize that the meaning of it doesn’t get lost on you. With every whoop coming from your audience to your harmony with Charlie, it felt like you were on the edge of something great. You’ve always loved his voice and it fills you with joy to know that he feels the same about yours. Now you both have another thing with each other, as you physically and emotionally get closer with every passing lyric. It was magical.

When you reach the last part of the song, you didn’t even notice the words coming out of your mouth. Charlie’s eyes were hypnotic, effortlessly drawing you in along with the soft timbre of his voice. The clapping and cheering makes you jump and hit your hand against the guitar sitting on Charlie’s lap.

“OKAY THAT WAS CRAZY GOOD!” Madi yells. You hide your grateful smile behind Charlie’s shoulder when you notice her pointing her phone at the two of you indicating that she had been recording the whole thing. Everyone else echoed her praise and you felt like you were on fire. You let out a sigh of relief when the cast were called back to film. They reluctantly quiet down and start to leave, not before leaving a round of compliments that left you blubbering.

Charlie remains rooted in his chair, never once looking away from you. He knew that you were drowning under the praise of his friends, but he couldn’t be bothered to stop them because you absolutely deserved all of it.

Even though you haven’t been dating long, he already knows the truth in his heart. He loves you - simple as that. He was starting to love you just a month into dating, but he knew for sure when you consistently brought him peace and happiness even when it was from miles away and through the phone. The saying ‘distance makes the heart grow fonder’ was never truer than it was now. His love for you surged when he saw you when he least expected it, his feet dragging him to you before he could even register it. He felt as though he could almost pass out from the amount of love surging through him, especially when he hears your beautiful voice, but when you sang with him, Charlie realizes that this is what paradise felt like. And it was all from the humble girl sitting right next to him.

“How come I never knew you had a voice like that?” He asks with wonder in his tone. He grabs your hand when he sees you start fiddling with your shirt.

“I don’t know, I don’t exactly want to embarrass myself in front of an actual singer and it’s never been brought up. I’m not too upfront about singing if you haven’t noticed,” you admit sheepishly. He looks back at all the times you were driving with him and not once did he remember you belting along with him. Instead, he remembers your playful smile and breathless laughter.

“Well I’m never gonna do karaoke or road trips without you and your angelic voice ever again,” Charlie declares. He hears Owen calling him in the distance and sighs while getting up. You laugh at his childlike antics and stand with him, immediately taking a deep breath when he wraps his arms around your waist.

And just like that, you were back in the space where everything else just melted away. Your heart stutters at the soft look he was giving you. Barely swaying back and forth, you feel calm for the first time since you first arrived to set.

“You’re just full of surprises, aren’t you?” Charlie chuckles as he tightens his grip around you.

“I sure am,” you laugh with him. Your smile never disappears even when he brings his lips down on yours. He can’t even be mad that he can’t kiss you properly, wearing a matching smile when he pulls away.

“What else are you hiding?” He teases before dropping another kiss to your lips. His heart races at your next words, not believing that you were actually his to learn and love.

“You’ll just have to find out.”

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A/N: The fluff. the f l u f f. Gosh that was so much fun to write and I hope you all enjoyed it. If you want to join the taglist, send in a request, or just chill, hit up my ask and lets hang! - Titi xx

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