#knockout x human

[sunrisecaminus]

Enjoyed the self-doubting reader hcs a lot !! Thank you !! If you don't mind, can you also do Knockout and Breakdown for it? 👉👈

Message - These two are some of my favorite babies in the word. Of course I will, hon!

Summary - Headcanons of Knockout and Breakdown cheering up their little human from horrible thoughts/feeling down.

Warning - Trespassing, Illegal Racing

Knockout

~ This man is so fabulous, it radiates off of him. Honestly you don't know how you could get such a beautiful bot to love you.

~ When he sees you in a bad mood, knowing your issues with self-doubt. He will spring to action to get you not thinking such horrible thoughts.

~ First thing this bitch does is flirt with you to try and distract you.

~ "Hey pretty. Want to go sit on my hood?"

~ Getting you to laugh or embarrassed is his accomplishment, he loved your sweet laugh.

~ Taking you to free movies is nice, but sometimes he lets you stay in his birth room to do make up sessions on each other.

~ He will try to get you to ignore your paperwork by helping him clean tools or even spilling some tea to you.

~ Dammit does he love when you cook, he may not be able to eat it, but he loves looking at the pretty dishes. If he sees you in a bad mood, this guy will try to remind you to try the new recipe he found that one time.

~ If you don't mind, this man will go speed racing with you in the diver seat. Knockout understands when you probably just need a breather from everything and would drive like crazy for you, trying to get you to feel like nothing else matters except this moment.

~ Want to dance? This man would make you feel like a princess when you both dance. Twirling you with his servo, letting you on his shoulder and hear him hum a tune.

~ "Look at you! Twirl for me again, beautiful."

Breakdown

~ Honestly wouldn't know what to do at first.

~ This big sweet giant would ask you if you wanted to vent about it.

~ Breakdown is such a good listener, keeping eye contact while you rant about your problems.

~ "Sorry y/n, I don't know how to fix your situation, but I will still be here for you."

~ PLEASE ASK TO GET ON HIS HEAD! He will let you and now you get to play with his cat ears!

~ I will debate with anybody about this, but he is the best cuddler on the Decepticon ship.

~ Breakdown would lay his head next to you and let you snuggle under his chin to keep warm.

~ Watch out, he is also a gift giver. He would find anything for you when he is on his scouting missions.

~ Want to watch him break shit? Head over to the dump with him and just watch him go crazy. Honestly it is one of his favorite past times, so knowing you enjoy watching him makes him a bit flustered.

~ You forget about your issues immediately when this guy twitches his ears. Just call for him and his ears will flick around from hearing his name.

~ "Do you need something, babes?"

[tinydefector]

knockout x transmasc reader ?

Kiss it better

Knockout x Male human

Wordcount: 1k

Warnings: mentioned top surgery.

Ask and request are open please read my rules on my pinned post

Masterlist

Knockout masterlist

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A hiss leaves the human man's lips as Knockout gently begins removing the wrapping from his chest. "Ow, ow!" He clenches his teeth as the dressing is removed and Knockout slowly begins cleaning and checking the still very fresh stitches. His touch is gentle yet precise as he wipes the dried blood and away as he checks the bruising, stitches and making sure nothing was infected.

"Your progress is looking quite promising, no infection, the stitches look decent," Knockout remarked, his voice warm and reassuring. "The healing process seems to be going smoothly, I'll do another check of them in a few cycles but for now it would be best if you let them air, we don't need you to get an infection from not letting your skin dry or breath." He states while Tossing the used materials away.

“Oh thank god, I hate this dressing, it keeps sticking to my skin and making it itchy." He huffs only to shiver as a metal servo touches his side. Despite how fresh the scars were, they were looking better than Knockout expected from human doctors. "Well, my dear, despite how Inferior your planets medical skills are, i have to say that the one who did your surgery is rather skilled, not as skilled as mwah, but it is hard to match my experience” Knockout cooed with a hint of smugness in his voice. "But alas, you are healing well and I don't need to hunt down some botch doctor." It gets an eye roll from the human, he tries not to smile at Knockout's smug remarks but a small smile does grace his lips.

" The itchy discomfort caused by the wrapping is a common side effect, that's the reason I'm not reapplying them for a little," Knockout assured, The young man's shiver at Knockout's touch did not go unnoticed by the mech, he took care to be as gentle as possible.

"It feels strange, like I'm so happy but it's strange how much lighter I feel" he hum. Knockout's optics flickered with amusement as he leaned down to meet the man's gaze. "Well, sweetspark, it seems the weight of the world has been lifted off your shoulders, quite literally," Knockout he chuckles at his own joke as he shoots them a wink. “that joke was horrid and you know it” his grumble, trying not to laugh due to it hurting when he did.

"I must say, you look quite stunning like this," Knockout complimented, his voice smooth and confident. "Had you not needed more recovery time I would ravish you here." His voice drops into a purr against his ear. “Now your just being a tease” he states While pushing Knockout back slightly, he knows if the bot didn't want to move he wouldn't have.

He leans his head against Knockout's shoulder plating. "Thank you, for helping me with the aftercare, it saves me having to see doctors I don't know, plus it's much nicer when I get to cuddle you" he mumbles as a sigh leaves him, Knockout's spark warmed at the young man's words, his optics softening. "It's my pleasure," Knockout replied, his voice gentle. As his digits traced soothing patterns along the young man's back, Knockout leans his chin to rest on his lover's head. “I'm just happy you're happy,” he hums. "You are in good servos with me, my dear. Who else has my skill and expertise outside of Ratchet" Knockout teases only for his tone to sombre out.

“I'd recommend leaving the drains in for a few more days and then I will remove them, make sure to clean wounds and re-dress it again. So no lifting things or doing anything that could open your stitches or cause any strain to your body” Knockout says with a stern voice. The young man smiles at Knockout as he does a little cross my heart motion. “I won't do anything to hurt myself or fuck up my recovery” he states.

He's gentle with moving his arm, slowly grabbing the front of Knockout's chassis pulling him closer. "Well doctor I think I deserve something for being such a good patient” he stated teasingly to the cybertronian.

Knockout chuckles in amusement as he leans down not far from his face. “Hmm is that so?” he arches a brow at his patient who only smiles up at him. "Well, well, it seems someone is feeling quite confident today," Knockout purrs as he

He leans in. “You get one kiss, and no more less you get ahead of yourself sweetspark” his voice tinged with a touch of charm as he pulled the young man closer and pressed a gentle kiss to his lips, one hand slowly moving up Knockout's chassis as he leaned into the kiss. It's slow and sweet, neither of them pulling away, both just enjoy the closeness of each other.

As they both pulled back, a playful smirk tugged at Knockout's lips, his optics gleaming with a mix of delight and contentment. "Well, it seems you'll have to make it up to me once you've recovered, to my liking" Knockout hummed as he pressed his face into his little lover's shoulder, peppering a few more kisses before he pulled away.

“tease” he mumbles as Knockout turns away to grab a soft grown for his human to wrap himself in. “Yes, yes. I'm a tease because I want you fully recovered before I let you get into anything that could reopen your chest or by the all spark get them infected” he rumbled.

He leans back down as he wraps the robe around the human and presses one more soft kiss to his lips. With a playful glint in his optics, Knockout leaned in closer, his voice low and smooth. "I must say, you certainly have a way of getting a medic's attention. I look forward to you having fully recovered, my dear," His servos slowly run down his lover's side before he blows them a kiss before making his way out of the room. “Do not hurt yourself while I'm gone!” he calls back before disappearing.

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[transformers-spike]

Mmmm handholding intimacy part two

[hello-gloomy]

Y/n: I am gonna call Unicron *data pad noises*

Sparkling: NoUhahh nO NooO CaLl pRimus

Y/n: I'm not calling Primus I'm calling Unicron.

* PANICKED Sparkling sounds*

Sparkling: noo I'm good

Y/n: Yeah eat their servos cause their bad, mhmm, take their servos and optics.

*Knockout dying in the back while Rachet shakes his head*

[alikunsblog]

My sweet ones✨

[crimson-cassowaries]

Transformers drawing dump, I've drawn a whole bunch of stuff this month, I definitely have more soon in the works but college is going to begin again soon so here's all I drew

Based the last and latest drawing off a Vocaloid poster I have LMAO

I'd be down to draw more Transformers characters so feel free to suggest some in my inbox!

[theartofwoompwoomps]

You do what now?…

Various Transformers x human!reader

Summary: we spoke about us receiving aggressive affection, but what about us doing the same.

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Knockout definitely won’t let you even think about biting him. He just got polished. He’s going to make sure you don’t even get near him the second he sees that glint in your eye.

He was cuddling with you as he rambled on about his day. Moments like these brought him so much peace. But clearly, it seemed you had another definition of peace.

Your head lowered a bit towards his arm. He wouldn’t thought anything if not for the way you seemed to hesitate opening your mouth. Your lips were pursed and your full attention on his paint.

His own instincts acted before you, quickly pushing you away as he threw a tiny pillow on top of you and ran.

“Awww knockout ! I wasn’t even gonna do nothing !” He could hear your voice in the distance but he wasn’t taking any chances, knowing you were now in a game of hide-in-seek. If he wasn’t careful your small mouth would definitely bit him if he’s not aware.

Optimus would be surprised to say the least.  Never once knowing humans did such a thing to others. Especially not their significant others. He’d probably ask the reason for your actions, mistaking it for an act of anger towards him.

One second he was holding you, the next he was looking down as you had your mouth on his digit. 

He didn’t move. Just watching as you a bit him. The thing was, you weren’t chomping or taking many bites. You simply bit him once and didn’t let go. He didn’t feel you put pressure on the bit, so you weren’t attacking him.

Then what were you doing? you didn’t even look up when you let go. Perplexed he wondered why’d you grabbed his attention only for you to ignore him.

Maybe it was a way to show you were upset? But it didn’t make sense, when he called out to you about it you weren��t upset. It was an act,… of affection

Honestly he didn’t understand but it made you happy so he just let you continue on.

Bee would probably encourage your aggressive behavior towards him. Letting you run into him and start random play fights while ofc always letting you win.

Bee was just walking around base. He didn’t really have anything planned. He was about to head back towards his quarters when he heard fast steps behind him.

As he turned around, he saw that you had jumped off the shelf road set for humans. Your smile wides as launched straight for him.

Stretching towards you to catch your small body, you randomly pulled a pillow from nowhere and threw it straight to his face. He fell and you landed on him. Giving him a quick peck before taking off. Hearing your voice quite far yelling a quick, “Love ya babe !”

Still on the ground he just let a small beep that sounded a lot like a sigh. He was totally gonna get you back for this.

Soundwave is always dumbfounded by your impulses. Mainly since you act before thinking a lot of the times. Causing him to not being able to know your next move. And since your cuteness aggression is always spontaneous he never predicts it.

You were on his berth with him. While he was desperately trying to hold his mask onto his faceplate. It had broken during a battle and knockout had yet to be able to attend him. Thus leaving him in the sad state of holding it up wherever he went.

But he trusted you. And he was tired from holding it the whole day. Lowering his mask he hears a small gasp from you. 

Feeling as a bunch of thoughts rush through you, he mainly notices your curiosity.

Lowering his face as he hands you his mask. You take it eagerly, your own eyes analyzing it and tracing every dent and detail.

But it wasn’t until he had his face in front of you he felt it change in your thoughts.

Your eyes no longer focusing on his mask, rather all your attention on his lower half of his face. At first he could feel all your thoughts, but now your mind was rushing so fast to the point he wasn’t sure if you were even thinking at all.

Noticing your breath pick a bit of pace, he wasn’t expecting you to launch his mask far from him. Your eyes wide as you rushed to reach him. 

Still surprised from the loud noise of his mask crashing onto the floor, what brought his attention back was your small mouth on his. All your emotions pouring towards him, he honestly didn’t mind it a bit. 

Now this was one impulse of yours he liked.

Starscream would surely love your attention. No matter how strange it is. He’d probably show off and brag about your actions to other decepticons. It would get to the point that the others think he’s making it up, mainly since most of them don’t think humans have cuteness aggression.

Funny thing is, recently you’ve been noticing a lot of things about your seeker. You hadn’t noticed before, but his wings tend to be very expressive.

Thanks to your request you were given a datapad that acted a lot as an ipad for a kid. You’re favorite feature was the camera settings. Thanks to being small no one noticed that you recorded a lot of things. Especially Starscream. 

You had a bunch of videos and pics of him. Looking through them was definitely your favorite pastime.

As Starscream got closer he heard you speaking with lots of emotion. You were talking too fast and changing volume constantly that he couldn’t really understand what you were saying.

Peeking a bit he saw you watching something on the datapad he got you. You were laying down with your stomach to the surface as your feet kept swinging in the air. You were really focused on whatever you were watching.

He was going to continue watching you in silence until he heard you yell out, “Oh.My.God! Why is he soo hot !” 

You were ogling someone and he didn’t like it one bit. 

Barging in making his presence loud and clear, you turned quickly hiding the datapad. “oh heyy starscream. I hadn’t realized you were here.” Your voice laced with nerves he saw your face reddened as you tucked the pad deeper under the pillow.

Not responding he grabbed the datapad against your small protest, as he opened it up to see who exactly was winning your heart.

He wasn’t expecting to find an edit of him that you made. 

Now you were both flustered.

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Masterlist 

[berracids]

Mini story time: I remember one time when I was in dahab (a town near the Red Sea) and I was going for a dive, near the shore nothing dangerous should be close to the shore, but lo and behold, you see the biggest lion fish you could see, (you have to swim away if you don’t want to end in the ER cause they are poisonous)

A/N: Which makes me think of @muletia ‘s headcanons of knockout being a being a lion fish which made me imagine how reader and mer knockout would meet

The water has always been beautiful in your eyes and just like everything that was underneath it too

That is why it is best advised to keep your eyes open for any potential danger fish species, (along with being a fast swimmer if you want to save your life)

You wanted to spend your time chilling in the crystalline blue water with your diving gear on you, a simple O2 tank strapped on your lower back and the mental checklist of the corals you wanted to see, a niche hobby you liked.

After a while coral seeing, your eyes were drawn to a specific shine that was in stuck to one of the larger coral reefs, curiosity starting to itch more at you until you swam to towards it to inspect it and take a closer look

Your hands tried to tug on the locket that was lodged deep into the rough limestone but weren’t able to get it out, that is until it was pulled easily from the other side.

Surprised, you try and look behind the coral reef to see who the one that dared to take your find, only to find a huge red mer with stripes and the unmistakable spikes on his back, the mer rolls his red eyes at you as he tries to hand you the locket you that you were struggling to get out, expecting you to be wowed by his beautiful and shiny scales, instead he is met with bubbles escaping from the side of your breathing mask and your eyes widening in horror upon seeing that huge lion fish

In a hurry of horror you waste no time into swimming back to the surface and onto the rocky beach, knockout swims after you in confusion because, why in the seven seas are you running away from a glorious mer as him, like haven’t you seen his scales?, why are you running? Swimming?

After you feet touched the rough feeling of the rocky beach you take off your O2 tank and mask, as you curse in fear until you fell on your back upon seeing the red shiny mer with his upper body poking out of the water with a confused face that was tilted on the side still carrying the locket you tried taking out

You wasted no time as you hand took a hold of a smooth object and you decided to chuck it at knockout in hopes of scaring him off, only for him to catch it mid air and eye the object you threw at him

Only for his eyes to light up upon seeing a piece of sea glass that was as red as a lustrous ruby, he raised it up to look at it as the rays of sun shone off of it like it does to his shiny red scales

Already paying him back for helping you by courting him?, count that mer interested, if only you didn’t run away from him,

Why were you running? Surely you are just shy, after all who wouldn’t be?, after pulling a brave courting move. Like the one you just did, of course you will be back!, after all he needs to give you something in return along with the locket he helped you taking out!

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[emelinstriker]

May you share your TFP Decepticon headcanons 👁️👁️

If you want specifics, then their domestic lives? (Or what one can achieve akin to a domestic life in time of war 💀)

I did NOT expect to see any ask regarding TFP- Or at least till I switch fandoms again- So like I can't really think of many X Reader headcanons right now. So I just wrote down like 3 for each. I'm also not quite sure how to condense domestic points, cuz I suck at general fluff when my hyperfixation is elsewhere- So sorry if these don't feel like they're really in the domestic direction fhgnfhg

Only doing some Decepticons though-

☆ ~ Headcanons ~ ☆

☆ Megatron

He do be a busy mech, so he doesn't have too much time on his servos. Therefore he cherishes it whenever he gets to have private moments with just his human and no interruptions.

Likes to carry you around on his shoulder pad- It just generally makes it safer for you, in his opinion, and more comforting for him.

Any that would merely look at you weirdly would face the wrath of Lord Megatron. You can tell him not to punish the other Cybertronian though. He does listen... sometimes.

☆ Starscream

Mans refusing to show affection towards you around other Decepticons, especially Megatron. But he's just melting around you when in private.

He prefers recharging with you lying on him. It's oddly soothing having his human on his chassis.

Tends to look for you as comfort whenever he had a bad day with Megatron.

☆ Soundwave

Despite the amount of work he does and how busy he is, he doesn't really fail at also paying attention to you. He's truly a multi-tasker.

Would let Laserbeak play with you though if his extra appendages and music can't keep you busy.

Very loving towards his human. He may not talk, but he uses emoticons on his visor to display how much he loves you.

☆ Shockwave

Just don't play with whatever materials he needs to conduct his experiments and you're good to go. Play with his antennae and ear fins while on his shoulder pad instead.

He gets easily distracted by his human. He knows it's illogical with the major size difference, and how he should just be able to ignore you. But he can't help it nor explain this phenomenon.

He also also can't explain why he has this urge to gently pat you with a digit.

☆ Knockout

While he does buff himself on his own, or has Breakdown help him, he does enjoy it when you're buffing him instead as well. Especially when he's in his alt mode.

Speaking of which, expect drive-in theater dates. Just don't get his interior dirty with snack crumbs.

Worries a lot about your health. If you're sick, he'll keep you close to him to make sure you're actually alright. But no kisses from him till you're no longer coughing and sneezing. He just buffed himself and doesn't need your sickly fluids on his frame.

☆ Predaking

Tends to pick you up whenever he wants attention. You were talking to Steve? Nah, now you gotta give your giant mecha dragon pets and kisses.

He also enjoys carrying you around on his frame whenever he can. At least he won't have to look where he goes this way.

While he has to go on missions from time to time, it's not a common thing due to his value, so a lot of his time is spent protectively watching over his human.

[yuriosakawa]

Strong Line of Women 

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Summary: You’re pregnant. Pregnant with a Decepticon baby. You know for certain that he won’t want it, but it’s fine! Your mother raised you alone, so did her mother and her mother before her. Who are you to break tradition? Only, to your surprise, that tradition seems to be about to be abolished…

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MEGATRON

The Nemesis hums under your feet as you stand before him, optics burning into you. His presence is overwhelming, but your resolve is stone.

“I’m pregnant.”

You watch his optics narrow, his servo curling slightly in reflex. “You are… certain?”

“Yes,” you say. “And if this isn’t something you want to be part of, that’s fine. I come from a long line of strong women who’ve raised children without anyone’s help. I’m not afraid to continue that tradition.”

There’s a tense pause.

“You believe I would abandon my own offspring?” His voice is low, dangerous.

“I believe you could. Or worse — see this as a weakness.”

He steps forward, casting you in shadow. “Weakness is to be purged. But legacy… legacy is forged.” He’s unreadable for a moment. “You will not raise this sparkling alone. Not while it carries my spark.”

You meet his gaze, unflinching. “We’ll see.”

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KNOCKOUT

You find him polishing his finish, his smug expression fading when he catches your serious tone.

“Knock Out… I’m pregnant.”

His optics widen. “Wait—pregnant? As in… creator-level, life-changing, energon-budgeting pregnant?”

“Yes. And I’m not asking you for anything. If you want out, get out now. My family’s handled worse without the deadweight.”

He sets the buffer down, almost insulted. “Excuse me? I’m not some vain coward who bolts at responsibility. I mean, I am vain, yes — but I am also fabulous under pressure.”

You arch a brow.

“I may not have planned for this,” he continues, “but I’m not abandoning it — or you. And if you’re raising this kid with or without me, then I suggest you let me help. No sparkling of mine is going to be seen in public with second-rate polish.”

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STARSCREAM

You tell him when the corridor is empty, where secrets can’t echo too far. His wings twitch even before you speak.

“I’m pregnant.”

His expression freezes, optics flickering with too many emotions too fast.

“Pregnant… with my sparkling?”

You nod. “And if this sends you into some sort of existential crisis, I’ll handle it myself. I’ve got ancestors who fought wars with newborns on their backs. I’ll be fine.”

He scoffs — defensively. “You presume too much. I—I may not be ideal, but I’m not heartless.”

“I didn’t say you were. I just said I didn’t need you.”

That hits harder than anything else. His wings droop slightly. “Perhaps… you don’t. But maybe I need you. Both of you.”

You cross your arms. “Then prove it, Starscream.”

He straightens up, jaw tight. “I intend to.”

[sunrisecaminus]

Hello, I would like to request some sfw and nsfw headcannons of Knockout x trans masc human!reader

(Also I absolutely adore your writing <3/p)

Message - I have never done trans before, so I apologize if I mess anything up. I may be not as educated as others are about the topic so my friend is the best teacher to educate me on some stuff! Oh, and thank you all for the compliments! It keeps me from getting unmotivated ;-; We all know that feeling.

Knockout x Trans Masc Reader Headcanons SFW/NSFW

Summary - Headcanons of Knockout with Trans Masc Reader with NSFW under the "Continue Reading"

Warning - NSFW

SFW

~ When you told him about your transition process, this man was nothing but supportive.

~ Knockout would research everything and would buy you things he thought was useful for your journey.

~ He would catch the knowledge of trans people being in terrible family situations and how society basically does not agree with them. You are lucky your home is earth, because Knockout would've asked Megatron to just explode the damn planet.

~ This man is so protective of you and will make sure you are equipped with a pepper spray or taser before you go out. (Yes you have to explain to him that Jasper is not a popular place, so it is less likely you would have any problems. No, he will not listen.)

~ Jasper people are the type to not question and only care about their own personal business, so you never had any trouble with people harassing you. Knockout will still insist on driving you where to want to go.

~ Want a new closet? He will take you to the mall. Knockout may not be able to go inside, so you send him pictures of outfits you like to hear his opinion of them.

~ Cybertronians have different tastes, but Knockout specifically likes clothes that would show your body more. If you don't like that stuff, Knockout can find other trends to show you that would be great on you.

~ If you already had surgery and fully transitions, he would brag about you all the time about how handsome/beautiful you are.

~ He loves you dearly, he would gossip to you about everything that happened on the ship. If you ever got kidnapped, all the information Knockout gave you could end the Decepticon Faction honestly.

~ Knockout would grab your figure with his digits and twirl you around sometimes to flaunt your clothes.

~ Movie night every Friday? Please?!

~ Sleeping with him is sweet honestly. Knockout would hold you in his hand, peacefully sleeping like he didn't need anything else in this world.

NSFW

~ Before you even did anything with him sexually, he would slide his digits on every part of your body.

~ You look so beautiful to him, telling you that both of you could conquer the world with your beauty.

~ He loves to grab your ass whenever no one is looking. He cannot stop grabbing your squishy flesh body, knowing how soft you are.

~ At first lets be honest, he thought you were going to be super gross in sex. Not understanding the organic body, your privates were a mystery to a cybertronian.

~ First time he did it with you, he was very hesitant. Fortunately the experience made him crave even more of you.

~ The warmth you give to his spike was nothing he ever felt, taking any chance he needs to work for you to cock warm him.

~ Making out is one of the things he does best; kissing you for hours is Knockout's favorite pass time.

~ Eating you out is one of his favorite things to you. Licking or biting your skin until you see marks all over you. Knowing everyone will see the marks when you walk around the ship is all he needs.

~ "Oh babes, bend over again, let me see your beauty-"

~ When Knockout works, he loves when you suck his spike under the desk where no one can see you. It's like a fun challenge to him.

~ "Your stunning dear! Now lets go to round 2-"

[tinydefector]

Do you think cybertronians ever get a bit freaked out on how tough we are? Yes they can break us like toothpicks but humans seem to be able to take a good beating as well with adrenaline helping. Even our own body and oxygen trys kills us and yet we stick around like roaches. We're fragile in some reasonable and dumb ways and then resilient in the most dumbest ways.

Oh definitely, alot of the bots are very off put by how fragile humans are just in general and tend to avoid them.

But then there's the moments like Ratchet working a late shift and a small knock on the door alerts him someone's there, he turns around expecting it to be Rodimus or Whirl who he's about to scold but instead it's one of the humans and they look worse for wear. After fussing over them for a moment, detailed scans relay fractured ribs, a broken collar bone, and a heap of bruises and yet the humans just like. "Can I have some Panadol, Nurophen, and a glass of water?" Because they don't know what else to do its what they would get. Most of the times they ended up in the hospital. Ratchet is losing his God dawn mind as he rushes around looking for the best painkillers he can find for orgaincs in the smallest dosage he can give, hoping to primus it doesn't shut their heart down. In the end, they end up on a medication that makes them extremely drowsy, almost like the green whistle/ Weed.

Ratchet ends up doing alot of study on the human body and realises just how fucked up little monsters we are. We literally need oxygen to survive but he we have to much pure oxygen it will kill us. Water, we need a certain amount of it, if we don't have enough we will get dehydrated and die, if we have to much we will get water poisoning, intoxication, or a disruption of brain function. This happens when there's too much water in our cells, such as the brain and blood cells, causing them to swell. When the cells in the brain swell, they cause pressure in the brain, resulting in death. The issue is that it can become an addiction to drinking too much water for the effect it has on the body. Same with nearly everything we consume, it can kill us, but we need a lot of it in moderation.

Human: "I just need some basic pain killers and a nap"

Bot: "No, you need full surgery, sedations, and 3 weeks of recovery!"

Human: "nah she'll be fine!"

Bot: "Absolutely Not, bed now before I cuff you"

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Following that imagine a first contact AU where Cybertronians and humans are just slowly getting to know how the other works and next thing a human is kneeling over in horrific pain and it send the bots all into panic mode trying to help them, wondering what's happening and thinking they are dying. And the human after about ten minutes some pain killers still looking rather pale and unhealthy just go. "Sorry about that fuck I hate, Cramps/palpitations/ phantom pains/ and such" and the bots are just looking at them horrified like.

Bot: NOT NORMAL!!!"

Human: what you talking about?

Bot: everything that just happened you literally just short circuited!

Human: nah that's causal wait till you see the really funky shit.

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Human pet AU

Cybertronian's keeping humans as pets is like humans keeping hamsters. Humans are some of the most homicidal, suicidal and just deranged creatures that Cybertronian's could keep as pets. It's gotten to the point that they are a luxury/ exotic pet because if you do not feed them the right stuff, give them the right amount of light and socialising, and they will just die. There are so many Cybertronian's who take their human into clinics worried as and its just the human being a little bustard because they didn't get the treat they wanted 2 weeks ago and are still holding that grudge. Not to mention, we are prone to causing as much trouble and issue. We are like cats.

But we are also very easily sick and primus forbid a human gets sick because to a bot they think it's a death sentence for their sweet little spitfire of a human who they have had now for ages. And the human looks ready to die, and the next day, they are up and about like nothing ever happened.

Human: if you don't feed me the meals I want I'm going to pretend to die. If you do feed me what I want I might actually die because I shouldn't be eating it.

Panicked bot: "MY HUMAN HAS GOTTEN SICK. HELP!?!"

Human: totally worth it.

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In conclusion, the cybertronians are rather wary/ concerned about how resilient humans really are.

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[transformers-spike]

imagine painting your nails so that the color matches a bots plating and showing your nails off to them excitedly, i feel like half of them would be like "aww" while the other half would immediately take you to fragtown

Ohhhh boy I'm mostly going for TFP Those with notable reactions would be Smokescreen and Knock Out. Smokescreen because he's going feral over this because what do you mean you can paint your keratin??? and his colors too???? He's telling literally everyone about this he's so ecstatic about it. Knock Out would plan on fragging you the second he realizes what you're doing. At first it's just him assuming you're decorating yourself - then you admit you chose the color because of him, and his processor malfunctions for a few seconds. It reboots and now he's on a mission to fluster you into fragging. Honorable mentions include Bulkhead and Breakdown whose cooling fans immediately kick in and they want to frag you so bad but are too shy to bring it up. Don't worry, Breakdown manages to snap out of it and awkwardly offers it later on. Starscream would huff say at least someone has good tastes. He'll tease you for it, sure - but won't frag you until you beg for it.

Bumblebee is as excited as you, he's beeping happily and showing you off to everyone else. Arcee is touched by the gesture, and her first reaction would be to flirt with you and watch as you shrivel up from shyness. Ratchet says he appreciates it and immediately goes back to work. But it's only hours later that it hits him and now he's got his face buried in his servos because fraggggggg oh Primus you actually did it for him. Everyone else would be flattered but mostly disinterested. Don't hold it against them, they're stressed out of their minds. Except Airachnid who jokes about wanting to preserve your hands forever. Yikes, can you maybe chill?

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Nail Polish

Megatron x Gen!Reader

(Slight Decepticon x reader in the beginning)

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Description: In meeting room waiting for Megatron you paint your nails starting a conversation of matching color schemes to your nails.

Warnings: Mildly OOC, Nothing too serious, mild flirting from Knockout, and mildly feminine pet names, but the reader has no set pronouns.

A/N: Can you tell I have a favorite? Istg if u ask me to write for someone else, I will try to get to it, lol.

Words: 657

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" What is that smell..?" Starscream asked after a few moments of standing in the meeting room.

"Acetone," the static voice of Shockwave came, not even glancing up from his data pad. His single optic glowed a faint red in the black and purple room.

"Really? I would have never guessed." Knockout chimed in with sarcasm, observing you painting your nails on the meeting table closest to Knockout. Starscream rounded the table with an optic roll and sat beside Knockout.

"And why does it smell like that." He asked with exasperation, lacing his glossa. Deciding to end the patronizing questions, you answer him.

"Because I'm painting my nails," You raise one of your hands. "See." He leans his helm forward and raises his servo to hold your little hand in his.

"Are those the Decepticon colors?" Starscream announced, causing Shockwave to look up and Breakdown to come over to look at your hands as well.

"Yup! I am technically an honorary Decepticon. At least, I like to think so." You say with a sweet smile and a flourish of your hands. Starscream lets go of your hand with a little nod, and Breakdown pulls his chair closer to the three cons already surrounding you.

"Maybe next time I'll do your colors, Star." You say with a slight tease in your voice. Your jest causes his wings to flutter in the cutest way possible; Knockout sits straight in an instance at the suggestion of painting your nails the second in command's colors.

"What about my colors? Hmm? I think you'd look divine in red, sweetheart." He says to you in a sultry tone while leaning his helm onto his servo; you giggle at his advance.

"Would you wear my colors squishy?" Breakdown asks innocently, "Of course I would. I would look lovely in your colors, too." You respond with a kind smile to his question, and he smiles in return.

"Whose colors are we wearing?" Your lord's deep voice entered the conversation as he arrived at the scheduled meeting. Everyone's heads turned towards him at his sudden question. Trying to come up with an answer so you didn't cause him to lash out, Soundwave beat everyone to it.

"Painting nails." It was produced in fragmented audio clips of your voice. Megatron let out a slight hum; he motioned his servo for you to come over to him. He sat down at the head of the table, his optics fixed on you. You quickly closed all the nail polish bottles, the vibrant colors reflecting off the metallic surface of the table, and leaped up to jog over to him across the table. You stood before him and presented your hands to him, shyly looking up at him. His servo gently grabs your hands, and he leans forward to look at your nails. He lets out a huff of breath and nods, letting you go. You take that as your cue to return to where you were sitting so he can begin the meeting. When the meeting ended, Megatron told you to stay after and sent everyone else off; Starscream gave you a sympathetic glance as the door closed behind him. He waved you closer to him when you didn't initially move on your own; you quickly trotted over to him and peeked at him.

"The Decepticon colors are Red, Purple, and Black. Your nails have Silver, Black, and Purple on them." You smiled at him and motioned for him to hold you in his large servos; he brought you close to his face plate, and you nuzzled against him with a little giggle.

"They're your colors; I just didn't tell the others to because they're nosey, " you told him while holding his face. He blinked and lowered you closer to his chest plate, where his spark hummed with happiness. You lay your ear against it, closing your eyes, happy to express your love to him in small ways.

[muletia]

KOBD x reader where you and Breakdown pamper Knockout’s faceplate with kisses, and he feels so loved and appreciated that he gets too silly and giddy, which results in a cute little snort giggle slipping out <33

[silverrr66]

thinking abt human whipped knockout.

he is still his suave confident self, or at least he tries to be. call him 'honey', 'gorgeous' or 'baby' and watch as his usual quick witted and catty persona begins to crumble. he cant find the right words anymore, stuttering over the ones he does. all thanks to you. he tries to play it off like nothing, clearing his voice box but those eyes of yours oogling up at his frame make him forget whatever poor excuse he was about to give.

his faceplate heats up and his eyes become lidded as he huffs in defeat. ". . . come here"