#kneeboarding

[novaphoto]

I was going to post these with a challenge to the ski clubs to put this act in their shows but then, as I told Jerry Welch, I'm so glad we never had to do something this awkward this in the shows that I could hardly challenge a ski club to do it... CHUCKLES #waterskiing #showskiing #kneeboarding #lifeonthewater #cypressgardens #showskilife #waterski-thenext100 (at Cypress Gardens, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnht9UZueWs/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[sohannabarberaesque]

Can you just picture Peter Potamus kneeboarding it into some island in Polynesia Uncharted in these waves?

[sohannabarberaesque]

Poetry Corner

So what goes through Peter Potamus' mind as he paddles in his kneelo paddleboard towards some uncharted Polynesian island from the Magic Balloon otherwise at anchor just off the Three-Mile Line?

No doubt in his nakedness, the better to avoid embarrassment among the natives who are otherwise content in their nakedness and their sexual candor and directness which "Civilisation" risks bringing about.

But it can certainly feel refreshing to find Peter naked in his sojourn, maybe splashing a little water on himself every now and then for keeping cool during the journey.

And to just sense some awe and wonder as dolphins of the wild jump about, as if in welcome to Peter's presence unto such a wondrous paradise ... and also hugging and caressing one or two as swim past.

Such obviously being a delightful display of dolphin friendship in such lands, otherwise unexplored and still wild by and large, whose natives and the wild dolphins surrounding can't help but be most extraordinary companions.

Such being a show of trust and friendship in ways most surprising to the average person (though not going into the details here) between dolphin and human in ways which, as Peter puts it, "must make Flipper jealous."

And what a welcome must await Peter ...

Do these weekly exercises in poesy still fascinate thee, fellow Hanna-Barberians? And hast thou poesy you wish to share here?

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[leglesstv]

A TALE OF TWO BOARDS AND ONE WAVE

This is not a design article or surf trip story, but rather a combination of words that came to me after a recent trip overseas.

After 6 weeks of traveling throughout Europe and no surfing apart from a few 6” body surfing waves in the Mediterranean Sea off Italy, we arrived in Bali. I didn’t have any boards with me, but I had an old favorite stashed at my good friend, Captain Peter Fletcher’s house near Canggu.

Peter passed away nearly a year to the day that Karen and I arrived in Bali. His wife, Lia, graciously let me get my old board and also one that I had shaped for Peter a couple of years ago.

Packing up the boards to go to G-Land, it really hit me how lucky we are to be able to still go surfing even as getting older limits our options and the surf is getting more crowded all the time. Peter and I had made tentative plans last year to meet up in G-Land late season last year, but his sudden illness and passing put an end to that.

As it was, Peter’s board was the exact same dimensions as mine but a completely different shape and volume. Mine was a 6ft, 4 fin swallow fish tail and basically the same board that I have been taking to G-Land and Indo for years - tried and proven. Peter’s was a 6ft tri-fin arrow pin tail but more voluminous even though the same length, width, and thickness.

Anyway, arriving in G-Land after 6 weeks of no surfing and enjoying the food and drink of Europe, the waves were 6 to 8ft and pretty good. I surfed my trusty fishtail the first day and felt back at home on it, even though pretty unfit surfways.

The next day started off a bit smaller, so I took the pintail out to the top of the reef where the waves had more face and walls so as to get a feel for it. I could tell it had too much foam for me, but it did catch waves well, and I managed to jag a few nice long steep waves but not barrels. As the morning wore on, the swell came up, and after getting a long wave to the bottom end of the reef, I decided to sit with the crowd and try to get a real G-Land barrel.

I'm not particularly spiritual, but after waiting for a good hour, it seemed like I got a message to slowly drift out and sit next to a boil that started to appear just as the tide was dropping. After sitting there for about 15 minutes and simply enjoying the ambience of looking back to the jungle with the sun shining, wind blowing offshore, and swells rolling, I felt in a real happy place. Especially when there was no one sitting anywhere near me, and I caught a glimpse of what looked like the biggest set of the day on the way.

All it took was to sit tight and wait for it – a big perfect set wave aimed straight for me. Everyone else was either too deep inside or too far away to get out to me. The accompanying video shows what happened, and this is where the "One Wave, Two Boards" headline is associated. Pete’s board was so different from mine, but it still handled the wave no problem, except for when my knee slipped off halfway through the ride. Probably because of the extra volume and different fin location and set-up, I was not quite at home on the board but trusted it to make it to the other end. As can be seen, it was a bit of a rodeo ride!

As I turned off the wave, I again thought how lucky I was to be surfing and how we should not dwell on the negatives of crowded surf spots, onshore, wrong tides, flat spells, etc., but rather be appreciative of the gift that surfing is.

In my head, I said, "Thanks, Captain Pete," for the wave as I reckon it was him who guided me into it. And I dedicated the buzz I got from that ride to him.

RIP old friend Captain Peter - I'm sure you are sailing fair seas somewhere.

Words & Surfing: David Parkes

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[novaphoto]

Speaking of kneeboards, makes my knees hurt just looking at Tom Weber going off the jump and Russ Daley cutting under. GADZOOKS Mr. Arthur Itis! #waterskiing #showskiing #cypressgardens #kneeboarding #showskilife #lifeonthewater (at Cypress Gardens, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnkTNCyOT0C/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jebiknights]

Was tagged in a couple of tag games and I need a palate cleanser rn so!

Tagged by @squad-724

Are you named for anyone? I was named after the main character of Bewitched lmao. My mom was watching the show a lot when she was pregnant with me

When was the last time you cried? Uhh probably last night who knows over what though I've been teary lately. I might've just been listening to emotional music.

Do you have kids? Nope!

What sports do/have you played? Nothing rn because I am BROKE. But I snowboard, wakeboard, and kneeboard seasonally. I also rock climb but don't have money for a gym membership for it right now.

Do you use sarcasm? Yes???? Weird question lmao.

What's the first thing you notice about people? Hair. If their hair isn't showing then whatever head covering they are wearing typically.

What's your eye color? Gray!

Scary movies or happy endings? It's not really a this or not lmao. I definitely watch more scary movies though than a lot of other types.... Both are fun though!

Any talents? I'm a pretty good artist when I bother to practice/keep up my skills. I like to think I'm a pretty decent writer too.

Where were you born? Midwest USA girlie here

What are your hobbies? Been reading a lot lately! Both fic (as it's a crutch for me lmao) but also been making an effort since I have extra time (job hunting ugh) to read more like actual books too lmao. Playing a lot of video games rn too!

Do you have any pets? Apartment has one cat currently. She's a former stray named Tuna. My family has 4 cats though lmao. We got two pairs from fosters at dif times. I want another kitten for the apartment but it's too small :((

How tall are you? I feel like half of these are drivers license questions lmao. A little under 5'7"

Favorite subject in school? Psychics and History

Dream job? Right now? Having one lmao. Would love to be a published writer one day. Also when I no longer am suffering burn out I still want to be an archaeologist but that's a goal in like... 10 years lmao.

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Honestly anyone who wants to see this is free to take this as a tag <3

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[my-chaos-radio]

Release: August 29, 2012

Lyrics:

Hey Macklemore? can we go thrift shopping?

What, what, what, what

What, what, what, what

What, what, what, what

What, what, what, what

What, what, what, what

What, what, what, what

What, what, what, what

What, what, what, what

I'm gonna pop some tags

Only got twenty dollars in my pocket

I, I, I'm hunting, looking for a come-up

This is fucking awesome

Nah walk up to the club like, what up, I got a big cock!

I'm just pumped, just bought some shit from the thrift shop

Ice on the fringe, it's so damn frosty

The people like, Damn! That's a cold ass honkey.

Rollin' in, hella deep, headin' to the mezzanine

Dressed in all pink, 'cept my gator shoes, those are green

Draped in a leopard mink, girls standin' next to me

Probably shoulda washed this, smells like R. Kelly's sheets

(Piss)

But shit, it was ninety-nine cents! (Bag it) Coppin' it, washin' it

'Bout to go and get some compliments

Passin' up on those moccasins someone else's been walkin' in them

Bummy and grungy, f*ck it man, I am stuntin' and flossin' and

And savin' my money and I'm hella happy that's a bargain, bitch

I'ma take your grandpa's style, I'ma take your grandpa's style

No for real ask your grandpa can I have his hand-me-downs?

(Thank you) Velour jumpsuit and some house slippers

Dookie brown leather jacket that I found diggin'

They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard

I bought a skeet blanket, and then I bought a kneeboard

Hello, hello, my ace man, my Miller

John Wayne ain't got nothing on my fringe game, hell no

I could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those

The sneaker heads would be like Aw, he got the Velcros

I'm gonna pop some tags

Only got twenty dollars in my pocket

I, I, I'm hunting, looking for a come-up

This is fucking awesome

I'm gonna pop some tags

Only got twenty dollars in my pocket

I, I, I'm hunting, looking for a come-up

This is fucking awesome

(Goodwill, poppin' tags, yeah!)

What you know about rockin' a wolf on your noggin?

What you knowin' about wearin' a fur fox skin?

I'm digging, I'm digging, I'm searching right through that luggage

One man's trash, that's another man's come up

Thank your granddad for donating that plaid button-up shirt

'Cause right now I'm up in her skirt

I'm at the Goodwill, you can find me in the (Uptons)

I'm that, I'm that sucker searchin' in that section (Uptons)

Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy

I'll take those flannel zebra jammies, second-hand, I rock that motherfucker

The built-in onesie with the socks on that motherfucker

I hit the party and they stop in that motherfucker

They be like, Oh, that Gucci. That's hella tight

I'm like, Yo that's fifty dollars for a T-shirt

Limited edition, let's do some simple addition

Fifty dollars for a T-shirt, that's just some ignorant bitch (Shit)

I call that getting swindled and pimped (Shit)

I call that getting tricked by a business

That shirt's hella dope

And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don't

Peep game, come take a look through my telescope

Trying to get girls from a brand? Then you hella won't

Then you hella won't

I'm gonna pop some tags

Only got twenty dollars in my pocket

I, I, I'm hunting, looking for a come-up

This is fucking awesome

I wear your granddad's clothes

I look incredible

I'm in this big ass coat

From that thrift shop down the road

I wear your granddad's clothes

I look incredible

I'm in this big ass coat

From that thrift shop down the road

Is that your grandma's coat?

I'm gonna pop some tags

Only got twenty dollars in my pocket

I, I, I'm hunting, looking for a come-up

This is fucking awesome

Songwriter:

Ben Haggerty, Ryan Scott Lewis

SongFacts:

👉📖

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[amelia1908jones]

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[nekopuff]

Hey, Macklemore, can we go thrift shopping?

What-what, what, what?

What-what, what, what?

What-what, what, what?

What-what, what, what? (Da)

What-what, what, what? (Da-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-do-da)

What-what, what, what? (Da-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-do-da)

What-what, what, what? (Da-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-do-da)

What-what, what, what? (Da-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-do-da)

(Da-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-do-da)

(Da-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-do-da)

(Da-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-do-da)

(Da-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-do-da)

I'm gonna pop some tags

Only got twenty dollars in my pocket

I'm, I'm, I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up

This is fucking awesome (now)

Walk up to the club like, "What up, I got a big cock"

Nah, I'm just pumped, I bought some shit from a thrift shop

Ice on the fringe is so damn frosty

The people like, "Damn, that's a cold-ass honkey"

Rollin' in hella deep, headed to the mezzanine

Dressed in all pink, 'cept my gator shoes, those are green

Draped in a leopard mink, girls standin' next to me

Probably should've washed this, smells like R. Kelly's sheets

(Piss)

But shit, it was ninety-nine cents (bag it)

Coppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments

Passin' up on those moccasins someone else has been walkin' in

Bummy and grungy, fuck it, man, I am stuntin' and flossin'

And savin' my money and I'm hella happy that's a bargain, bitch

I'ma take your grandpa's style, I'ma take your grandpa's style

No, for real, ask your grandpa, can I have his hand-me-downs? (Thank you)

Velour jumpsuit and some house slippers

Dookie-brown leather jacket that I found diggin'

They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard

I bought a skeet blanket, then I bought a kneeboard

Hello, hello, my ace man, my mellow

John Wayne ain't got nothing on my fringe game, hell no

I could take some Pro Wings, make 'em cool, sell those

The sneaker heads'll be like "Ah, he got the Velcros"

I'm gonna pop some tags

Only got twenty dollars in my pocket

I'm, I'm, I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up

This is fucking awesome

I'm gonna pop some tags

Only got twenty dollars in my pocket

I'm, I'm, I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up

This is fucking awesome

What you know about rockin' a wolf on your noggin?

What you knowin' about wearin' a fur fox skin?

I'm diggin', I'm diggin', I'm searchin' right through that luggage

One man's trash, that's another man's come up

Thank your grandad for donatin' that plaid button-

Up shirt 'cause right now, I'm up in here stuntin'

I'm at the Goodwill, you can find me in the bins

I'm not, I'm not stuck on searchin' in that section (men's)

Your grammy, your auntie, your mama, your mammy

I'll take those flannel zebra jammies second hand and rock that, motherfucker

The built-in onesie with the socks on that motherfucker

I hit the party and they stop in that motherfucker

They be like, "Oh, that Gucci? That's hella tight"

I'm like, "Yo, that's fifty dollars for a T-shirt"

Limited edition, let's do some simple addition

Fifty dollars for a T-shirt, that's just some ignorant bitch shit

I call that getting swindled and pimped shit

I call that getting tricked by a business

That shirt's hella dope

And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don't

Peep game, come take a look through my telescope

Tryna get girls from a brand? Man, you hella won't

Man, you hella won't

Goodwill

Poppin' tags, yeah

I'm gonna pop some tags

Only got twenty dollars in my pocket

I'm, I'm, I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up

This is fucking awesome

[music-in-my-veins14]

They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard I bought a fleece blanket, and then I bought a kneeboard, yeah Hello, hello, my ace man, my Miller John Wayne ain't got nothin' on my fringe game, oh no I could take some pro-wings Make them cool and sell those The sneaker heads will be like "Aw, you got them velcro!"