#kloppdiola

[j3r10]

brainrot

[incorrect-futbol-quotes]

*Klopp and Pep are arguing about something stupid*

Hendo: ...Pep is right

Klopp:

Klopp: You're fired

[childishfirmino]

[childishfirmino]

OM NOM NOM IM EATING THIS SHIT UP

nothing in life matters. old man yaoi

[trentskis]

can't wait for the concept of "kloppdiola" to die today

[reijndeers]

had a (lucid?) dream about kloppdiola and i don't think i'll ever have such an entertaining dream again

[boomkloppthesoundofmyheart]

pep cant keep his hands off klopp

[childishfirmino]

my live reaction:

IMMORTALTALE IS YOUR SIDEBLOG????? YOU ARE BEHIND JURGENDIOLA.COM??????????? WHAT??????????????

LMFAAAAAOOOOOOOO hi. yes that's me!! and in case you were wondering the jurgendiola anon is also me 🤭 lovely to meet you like this 🤝

[stilldreamingx]

[toomoonfic]

kloppdiola - 4, 7, 13, 22, 30? :D

KLOPPDIOLA. A WONDER. A GEM.

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

This is a rhetorical question. Pep doesn’t sleep, and Kloppo basically lives on cat naps between tactical plans and cigarettes. Željko has to call them in the middle of the night to go, “Can you please go to bed and take your cult leader of a boyfriend with you? I can see the light on in your window.” And Kloppo is basically conditioned to obey what Željko says, because it’s how he stays alive, so he clamps down on Pep and tips them into bed and eventually Pep stops reciting poetry or whatever, and falls asleep.

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

Kloppo doesn’t fit in Pep’s! So it’s Pep, who wanders downstairs to operate the coffee machine in a worn Mainz jersey and who once accidentally grabs one of Kloppo’s Looney Toons ties instead of his more sensible black ones. 

Kloppo steals his socks though. His always seem to go missing right before he has to leave for work.

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

Pep keeps buying Kloppo stuff. Like, clothes, and jars of jam, and expensive pens, but mostly groceries, because Kloppo cannot cook to save his life and exists on cereal when he’s not at the training facilities cafeteria.

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

It’s Kloppo. You knew it was going to be Kloppo. Except, he’s really really bad at telling jokes, and he forgets the punchline halfway and has to start again, or he’s laughing too hard to get the punchline right, and Pep, god help him, finds it endearing. Kloppo’s laugh usually sets him off anyway. It’s the most he’s laughed in 30 years.

“Hey, what do you call a Spaniard who has a rubber toe?”

“Jürgen, please not in front of the Spanish ambassador.”

“Roberto!"

 30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

“Come with me this summer. Let me show you the beauty of Catalunya.”

“Yeah, okay.”

And they go. Pep takes Kloppo to all his favorite places, and they go to restaurants and dancing and to all the museums and galleries. And the thing is, even if it weren’t as beautiful as it is, to see Pep talk about it with so much love, with so much admiration, Kloppo can’t help falling in love with it too, and by extension more in love with Pep. 

For their last night together before Kloppo goes back to Germany, Pep uses some connections and gets them into Camp Nou. Someone left the reflectors on and the pitch is lit up, and Pep guides him through the tunnel and onto the grass. Usually he’d be chattering a mile a minute, but that night, Pep is quiet, and there’s a sad twist to his mouth, a pensive expression, so Kloppo stays quiet too. The stop at center circle and look up at the stands. It’s a warm summer night, but Kloppo feels a chill, looking up a the empty seats, the wind blowing through them almost an echo of voices. 

Pep isn’t usually someone who tolerates PDA for very long, but when Kloppo wraps his arm around him, he goes to his side willingly, laying his head on his shoulder. They stand like that for a long time before Pep lets go of the death grip he’s got on Kloppo’s lapel.

[j3r10]

I made this at least a month ago...but look at my dad's in their #divorced era

[incorrect-futbol-quotes]

Klopp: You’re overthinking this.

Pep: You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Jürgen. What if I’m underthinking?!

[childishfirmino]

guys I’m starving I just sucked all the jurgendiola fics on ao3 dry

[j3r10]

Every time I make these now, I only think of @immortaltale posts and I think that's beautiful

[j3r10]

Everyone I know is gay, and they're all in football management.

animations by @RASGAL

poses by @quiddity-jones

@immortaltale

[j3r10]

Is this the one you're looking for 🤔 @immortaltale