#klitz fanfiction

[jjsfavgirl]

Helloo!!! Just wanted to say that I already love your account<33 I also take this opportunity to ask you if you could write ennemi!jj having to share a bed with reader💕 thanks you sweetie!

You are literally the sweetest!! This is my first suggestion so I’m sorry if this is bad :)

One bed

Enemy!JJ maybank x reader

Summary: while staying at John B’s house one night, JJ and y/n both come to realise that there’s only one bed in the spare bedroom, both too stubborn to sleep on the couch.

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“You’re in my bed princess.” I heard a oh so familiar voice chant from the door frame, I immediately glanced up from my phone and lifted my head up of the now dented pillow.

“Didn’t see your name on it.” I shrugged, smiling at him menacingly as my head returned back to the pillow.

“Well technically I’ve known John B longer and technically this is my room.” He stated, tossing a discarded shirt over his blonde locks.

“Well technically you should be more of a gentleman.”I smirked, tossing my phone to the side and sitting up to face the tan boy.

“Where am I supposed to sleep?” He questioned, crossing his burly arms across his chests, biceps flexing against the grey fabric of his shirt.

“The couch?” I shrugged, raising my brows at the boy.

“Nah.” He bluntly spoke, pulling up the covers and setting himself beside me.

“Fuck you mean nah?” I scoffed, scooting away from the boy like he had the black plague.

“I mean that you can either share the bed, or go sleep on the couch.” He smirked.

“I-“ I stuttered, unable to find the words.

Me and JJ always had this hatred for each other for no reason. Maybe it was in his blood to hate kooks, no matter who it was. But no matter how many remarks we made towards each other, I still begged that one day it would change. Maybe today is that day.

“I’ll go to the couch.” I sighed, picking up my phone and charger and carefully climbing out of the bed.

Before I could even reach the door, I heard JJ speak.

“Stop.”

“Stop what? You wanted me to leave so I’m leaving.” I smiled, trying to get out of this situation as quick as possible.

“Ya making me feel bad, princess.” He muttered, sitting up in the bed and switching on the small lamp beside him.

I stayed silent, clutching my phone and my charger to my chest. God. No matter how much I hated this man I could barely even form a conversation with him that didn’t include a million snarky insults.

“Get in the bed.” He ordered, making room for me beside me as he patted the space, inviting me in.

Not wanting to argue with him, I shuffled silently and took my rightful place beside the beach blonde.I let a small smile settle on my face as I tucked myself in next to him.

“J.” I murmured, laying on my side to face the blue eyed man.

“Yea?” He quizzed back, copying my actions.

“You’ve gone soft for a kook” I laughed, booping his nose while I giggled, my laughter shaking the bed slightly.

“Don’t get used to it, princess.” He smirked back.

The two of us lay in silence, savouring the moment and enjoying the calm eye contact. Until I began to speak again, breaking the air tension between us.

“Why do you hate me so much.”

“Well why do you hate me so much.” He repeated, poking my chest with his index finger.

“I don’t, was just scared of getting close.” I muttered, still keeping the same calm eye contact with the blonde.

“Getting close?” He questioned back, his brows furrowing immediately at my statement, attempting to decipher my words.

“Getting too close to you.” I muttered, finally breaking the prolonged eye contact and glancing at my hands which were situated in my lap.

“Does it scare you?” He asked another question, causing me to rekindle the eye contact again, enjoying getting lost in his ocean blue orbs.

“A little.” I began, sucking in a deep breath, “but, I wouldn’t mind being close with you.” I smiled.

He smiled at my words, he smiled like he had been waiting to hear them his whole life, he smiled like he was under a curse and my words just broke him free.

“I need to be close with you” he muttered, a part of him wishing a didn’t hear him.

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I hope you enjoyed this!! And I literally smiled so freaking brightly when I got my first suggestion (this) I immediately told my bf 🫶🏻

[roastbeefreport]

Dreams - Dwayne Hoover

Juliet Fullman was unable to believe moving from Boston to Albuquerque could have any good outcome, but her attitude soon changed after meeting the quiet Dwayne Hoover.

Read it first on wattpad: patbateman420

Prologue- contains swearing.

June 27th, 2007

Juliet Fullman was sitting at the kitchen table with her mom and her dad.

"you think now is a good time to tell her?" Maria Fullman said to her husband, who was in the middle of eating.

Juliet fell suspicious, eyeing her parents. "tell me what?"

her mother gave a weary smile

"well your dad got a new job.." she paused looking wearily at her unconcerned husband "in Albuquerque."

Juliet's face changed from suspicious to shocked "fucking albuquerque? are you joking?"

her father lifted his head

"hey watch your language!"

"This is a very good thing for your father, honey. he'll be in a higher position than here and making almost twice as much!" her mother said in a defensive tone

Juliet, still shocked "What about my life here? what about my friends?"

"you'll make more friends" Maria sympathized

Juliet shook her head in disbelief. "so when are we moving?"

she looked up at her parents, her dad wipes his face with a napkin and puts it down on the table

"Well we are in the process of buying a house there and I have to train someone to fill my position when we leave, so maybe a month"

"A MONTH?!" Juliet exclaimed, her eyes darting between her parents, looking for any signs that this was all just some practical joke.

her mother gave her a weak smile.

"I'm sorry this is such short notice, honey"

Her mom got up, grabbed the plates on the table, and moved them to the sink.

Juliet stood up as tears swelled into her eyes. her face began to burn as she rushed up the stairs. Maria looked at her husband who seemed unbothered by his daughter's upset.

Juliet sat on her bed in the room she begged her parents to paint hot pink when she was 8. She hated the color now as a 16-year-old and had been wanting to repaint it. she sighed as she flopped back onto her bed and stared at the ceiling. she had traced the design on the plaster ceiling every night for as long as she could remember, she had it memorized and could draw it if asked. she had lived in that house for her whole life and the thought of leaving made her want to cry. She sat up and looked around at her tiny pink room, trying to appreciate all the little details that made it home. She looked at the carpet that was stained from spilled nail polish, most likely from a late-night manicure during some slumber party. The many holes in the walls from nails, skews, and tacks that had held up a decade of wall decorations. She took a deep breath and let out a heavy sigh that shook as she began to weep.

July 31, 2007

Juliet wiped the sleep from her eyes and looked around her bare room. Everything was packed into boxes and already on its way to their new home. The time estimate of a month was pretty much correct. The Fullmans had closed on their new home in New Mexico two weeks after announcing their plans to move. She had slept on a blow-up mattress that slowly defeated throughout the night. Her parents were already awake and bringing the last of the family's things to the minivan that would bring them to their new home.

***

It took 17 hours to get there. They didn't stop for the night because her parents wanted to get home as quickly as possible. The moving truck was already there and the movers were bringing boxes into the house. The house was bigger than their previous one and was in a neighborhood with many identical houses. It had stucco siding and a pink tiled roof. Juliet stepped out of the car and into the hot sun. She wasn't used to this level of heat, on the hottest days in Boston it usually got to 90°. Her mother and father got out as well and they all gazed at their new home.

"Well, what do you think Jules?" Mrs.Fullman asked as she put her arm around her daughter.

"It's nice" Juliet replied, smiling to make her mom feel better.

"Welp, we better start getting everything into the house," her father said, walking toward the movers who were hard at work bringing heavy furniture into the house.

Juliet sighed as she walked to the car to retrieve her backpack and other small things she had packed in the car.

[littleoddwriter]

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[Used to be: ronaldrx]

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Last updated: October 29, 2023

Masterlists are linked with fandoms/actors/characters below. I WRITE FOR:

ALFRED MOLINA characters:

Doctor Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus

DAVID DASTMALCHIAN characters:

Abner Krill/Polka-Dot Man

Bob Taylor

Denham

James Lewis

Johnson

Kurt Goreshter

Lonny Crane

Murdoc

Philippe/Abra Kadabra

Simon Lynch

Thomas Schiff

ETHAN HAWKE characters:

Arthur Harrow

Ellison Oswalt

Goodnight Robicheaux

James Sandin

EWAN MCGREGOR characters:

Alex Law

Catcher Block

Christopher Robin

Curt Wild

Dan Torrance

John Bishop

Mark Renton

Obi-Wan Kenobi 

Roman Sionis/Black Mask* (Birds of Prey - Masc!Reader only) [Any other version of Roman Sionis/Black Mask can be with a Gender Neutral/Female!Reader.]

HUGH DANCY characters:

Adam Raki

Cal Roberts

Luke Brandon

Executive ADA Nolan Price

Will Graham

KARL URBAN characters:

Billy Butcher

Black Hat

John Kennex

Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Markiplier EGOS:

Darkiplier

Illinois

Wilford Warfstache

Yancy

PAUL DANO characters:

Alex Jones/Barry Milland [Platonic only!]

Dwayne Hoover [Platonic only!]

Edward Nashton/The Riddler

Eli Sunday

Jay (Okja)

Joby Taylor

Klitz

PEDRO PASCAL characters:

Agent Whiskey

Dave York

Dio Morrissey

Eddie

Ezra

Francisco “Catfish” Morales

Marcus Moreno

Marcus Pike

Max Phillips

Maxwell Lord

Oberyn Martell

Ricky Hauk

RAÚL ESPARZA characters:

Bobby

Dr. Frederick Chilton*

Jackson Neill

Jonas Nightingale

Rafael Barba

Characters from 9-1-1 (Lone Star):

Carlos Reyes*

Eddie Diaz

Evan “Buck” Buckley

Howard “Chimney” Han

Josh Russo*

Mateo Chavez

Paul Strickland

Bobby Nash

Tim Rosewater

TK Strand*

Characters from Law and Order(: Special Victims Unit):

Detective/ADA Dominick “Sonny” Carisi, Jr.

Sergeant Mike Dodds

Detective Nick Amaro

Executive ADA Nolan Price

ADA Peter Stone

ADA Rafael Barba

Deputy Chief William Dodds

Little Miss Sunshine:

Dwayne Hoover [Platonic only!]

Frank*

Our Flag Means Death:

Edward Teach/Blackbeard*

Frenchie

Izzy Hands

Stede Bonnet*

Prisoners (2013):

Alex Jones/Barry Milland [Platonic only!]

Bob Taylor

Detective David Loki

Renfield (2023):

Count Dracula

Robert Montague Renfield

Tedward “Teddy” Lobo

SLASHERS/Horror Film Characters:

Asa Emory/The Collector

Ash J. Williams [I will usually default to Ash from the TV show, unless requested otherwise!]

Billy Lenz (1974)

Billy Loomis

Bo Sinclair

Brahms Heelshire

Bubba Sawyer/Leatherface (TCM 1974 and TCM 2)

Charles Lee Ray/Chucky

Chop Top Sawyer

Corey Cunningham

Dewey Riley

Drayton Sawyer

Herbert West*

Jesse Cromeans/Chromeskull

Lawrence Gordon

Lester Sinclair

Luigi Largo

Mark Hoffman  

Nubbins Sawyer

Pavi Largo

Stu Macher  

Vincent Sinclair

William Easton

Star Wars:

Anakin Skywalker

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Qui-Gon Jinn

The Girl Next Door:

Klitz

Eli

Characters from The Simpsons:

Cecil Terwilliger*

Fat Tony

Frankie the Squealer

Grady*

Jack Lassen

Johnny Tightlips

Julio*

Legs

Louie

Moe Szyslak

Ned Flanders

Otto Mann

Seymour Skinner

Sideshow Bob

Sideshow Mel

Snake Jailbird

Timothy Lovejoy

Waylon Smithers*

What We Do in the Shadows:

Anton (Movie)

Deacon

Guillermo de la Cruz*

Laszlo Cravensworth

Nandor the Relentless

Viago

Vladislav

* Please note that an asterisk (*) means that these characters are Male/Masc/GenderNeutral!Reader only (including non-binary, of course). Platonic relationships with Female!Reader are possible, but no romantic ones.

If it’s a character that is open to all Readers, and you do not specify in your request what you want, I’ll usually opt for a Gender Neutral Reader by default.

SHIPS, such as:

BlackBonnet (OFMD)

SteddyHands (OFMD)

Black Pete x Lucius Spriggs (OFMD)

Buck x Josh Russo (9-1-1)

Dracfield (Renfield 2023)

Buddie (9-1-1)

Eli x Klitz (The Girl Next Door)

Nandermo (WWDITS)

Herbert West x Dan Cain (Re-Animator)

McKirk (Star Trek: AOS)

Oluwande x Jim Jimenez (OFMD)

Barisi (Law & Order SVU) 

Renfield x Teddy Lobo (Renfield 2023)

Sickrent (Trainspotting/T2)

Stobotnik (Sonic Movie)

Tarlos (9-1-1: Lone Star)

AnderPerry (Dead Poets Society)

ZsaszMask (Birds of Prey)

Lastly, I would like to add things I will NOT write (about):

Sexual NSFW fics/headcanons (I used to write those as you can see in my Masterlists, but I have my reasons for not writing them anymore. Any hints at sexual topics are fine).

Anything related to death as the main subject (this includes deadly diseases, anything fatal, really, etc.).

Anything that romanticizes Mental Illness (my Vent Fics about my own disorders obviously do not romanticize any of it and I do not stand for that).

(Recreational) Drug Use

Extreme Possessive Behaviour and/or Jealousy

Yandere

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[creepling]

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REQUESTING INFORMATION

-- i am a majoritly x reader fanfic writer, but i do ships from time to time.

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WHAT I WRITE

age gaps (all 18+), breeding, breath play, cuckholding, corruption, dubcon, dacryphilia, drug use, degradation, femdom, fear play, knife play, kidnapping, mask kink, masturbation, monsterfucking, noncon, overstimulation, pegging, power dynamics, praising, s*x pollen, stepcest, spitting, somnophilia, voyeurism.

WHAT I DO NOT WRITE

age play, bestiality, eating disorders, foot fetish, furry, gender dysphoria, race play, smut involving anything with high schools/minor's spaces, suicide, self-harm, scat, vomit, vore (no hate to these categories btw, it's just not my thing).

(reminder these are only for smut and dead dove fanfics, all fluff/angst categories i am fine with)

FANDOMS & CHARACTERS

THE BATMAN - batman/bruce wayne, edward nashton/the riddler, selina kyle/catwoman.

BALDUR'S GATE III - astarion, gale, shadowheart, karlach, haslin, wyll.

DANONATION (PAUL DANO CHARACTERS) - dwayne hoover, eli sunday, edward nashton, jay (okja), pierre bezukhov, calvin weir-fields, klitz.

HORROR SLASHERS - michael myers, jason vorhees, bubba sawyer, ghostface, tommy slater, candyman, brahms heelshire, bo sinclair, vincent sinclair, lester sinclair.

THE LAST OF US - joel miller, ellie willians, abby anderson.

MIDNIGHT MASS - paul hill, sheriff hassan, riley flynn, erin greene.

RESIDENT EVIL - leon s. kennedy, claire redfield, ada wong, jill valentine, carlos oliveira, ashley graham, luis serra navarro, alcina dimitrescu, karl heisenberg.

SUPERNATURAL - sam winchester, dean winchester, azazel, bobby singer, ava wilson

THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE GAME - johnny slaughter, sissy slaughter, hands slaughter, danny gaines, leland mckinney, sonny williams, julie crawford, connie taylor, ana flores.

THE BEAR - richie jerimovich, sydney adamu, neil fak, marcus

X-MEN - wolverine, cyborg, beast, rogue, gambit, magneto, nightcrawler, morph, pyro, storm.

(all subject to change!!)

[neilpissyrega]

these are my weird The Girl Next Door headcanons so like enjoy

Klitz

-loves Weezer, Radiohead, Car Seat Headrest and Will Wood (I’m aware Will Wood is from the 2010s/2020s, shush)

-he/they king

-listens to music with Eli just because he has a crush on him

-secretly likes Eli’s nickname for him (‘Klitzy’) but pretends he hates it because he doesn’t want to come off as too gay

-has two mums

-once ate a two year old expired bag of jelly beans and got violently sick when he was 14

-his grandpa died when he was 12 and left all of his clothes to Klitz- whenever Klitz asks for new clothes his mums tell him he already has his grandpa’s clothes

-secretly a nirvana fan

-tried to teach himself piano when he was 7 and failed miserably

-still sleeps with his favourite dinosaur plushie

-autistic !!

-bisexual

Eli

-closeted gay

-watches porn for the artistic element (the lighting, angles, plot, etc) but pretends he watches it for the women

-once bought gay porn and accidentally thought about him and Klitz doing the same things (he took the porn back the next day) (you guys ever had thoughts so gay you got scared? lmao)

-likes the smiths, red hot chilli peppers, and listens to radiohead with Klitz because he thinks Klitz is cute

-still in denial about his crush on Klitz

-still thinks about that one time he kissed Klitz- he tries to do it more “as a joke” but Klitzy boy sees right through him

-loves carpool karaoke

-can’t drive

-actually gets really good grades in a bunch of things but doesn’t tell anyone because he doesn’t want anyone to think he’s a nerd

-tried weed once, did it wrong, never wants to do it again

-adhd king

-screams at everything and also points out plot holes in horror movies

-his favourite series is breaking bad because of the cinematography in it, rewatches ‘Ozymandias’ almost daily

-cried at titanic, will never admit it

-watched lesbian porn 1 (one) time and immediately hated it

Matt

-bisexual king!

-diagnosed with an anxiety disorder, has not told Danielle but has told the rest of the tripod

-was the one to come up with the whole ‘tripod’ thing in a passing conversation to Eli, Eli stole it when convincing Klitz to help them with the porno

-cries when listening to music

-favourite franchise is the Batman one, still enjoys Marvel movies though

-was the one to recommend Radiohead to Klitz

-once got really into a franchise and wrote fanfiction, deleted the app out of shame but then the fic blew up

-favourite movie is taxi driver

-wants Eli to stop pointing out plot holes in everything they watch

-is a fucking beast at COD

-secretly likes singing but refuses to participate in carpool karaoke

-still keeps in touch with the tripod even when they’re in different colleges, sends them letters with pictures of him and his friends and calls them almost daily

-infodumps about movies he watches to Eli on the phone, who in return watches porn loudly while he’s talking (he once went through two porn videos and an episode of Futurama when talking about American Psycho)

-gorillaz fan

anyway if you guys have anything else to add that would be cool as hell

[url-kelley]

oooh my god you're on tumblr! hi your klitzeli fanfiction changed my life!!!! no but rlly i think i actually cried while reading this not thing thing :( your writing is so good and inspired me to do my own!! have an awesome day 💞

hii! thank you so much sorry i’m not super active lol but i appreciate this! i love hearing that i could inspire someone to write :)

[colorsofjun]

i made a playlist for all you dwayne/klitz/eddie/brian/calvin lovers + eli lol<3

(ALL THE LINKS ARE PINNED TO MY PROFILE!!<3)

….he’s so pretty i want to cry.

Should i make more of these playlist? Who should I do next?

[atasteofelipses]

Hello my beautiful Danonation ❤️‼️‼️ I want to start writing Paul dano fics so please send in requests!!

Rules

No Smut

Well that’s it !

❤️🫶

[lost-in-sokovia]

you taste like oreos

for my klitzy brain rot you know the drill (plus i was eating oreos and this immediately popped into my head, plus this is based off a slightly true story involving me at a new year’s party)

warnings: fluff, cursing, suggestive content but no smut

the music blared loudly at the party as klitz searched through the unfamiliar house for you.

he held a barely touched red solo cup in his hand as he pushed awkwardly past people who simply acted like he wasn’t there, people dancing, and people shoving their tongues down each other’s throats. klitz cringed at the couples and just wanted to find you, matt off somewhere probably doing something similar with danielle and eli out trying his best to find some poor girl to shove her tongue down his throat.

god, where is she, klitz wondered anxiously. he could never trust any kids from his school and he hoped you weren’t currently being drugged or being taken advantage of or-

he shook the thoughts out of his head, picking up his pace. the house wasn’t that big, it shouldn’t have been such a quest to find you. the atmosphere of the party was loud and overwhelming, klitz desperately searching for you as he tried not to get overwhelmed. after making nearly a full circle he found you in the living room, dancing around to the trashy rap playing from the speakers. he felt relief wash over him as he smiled, scoffing as he admired you dancing like nobody was watching.

he watched the way your body moved with the music, your hips swaying and your arms running all over yourself or waving in the air. as you slowly turned around you spotted him, a big grin spreading across your face as you ran up to him. he caught you in his arms as you nearly knocked him over with your impact, some of his drink spilling out of his cup and onto the carpet. you kissed his cheek and twirled strands of his hair between your fingers.

“hi klitzy,” you cooed happily, looking behind his thin glasses and straight into his green eyes. he blinked and laughed awkwardly, a bit startled by your eagerness. it was late at night and he was wondering if there was any alcohol in your system that was causing you to act so bubbly.

“h-hi, babe…” he cleared his throat. “did you, uh, have anything to drink?” he asked carefully. you laughed and yanked him into a kiss, his eyes widening for a moment when you slid your tongue in and the taste of cookies and cream practically coated his tastebuds. though the kiss was hard it was short, and when you pulled away you were beaming at him.

“no, i didn’t drink anything,” you confirmed. you giggled before continuing. “but i did bring a package of oreo cookies, and to be honest i’m not really quite sure why i did because this isn’t like a potluck or some shit, but anyway i did eat the entire thing by myself,” you rambled gleefully. klitz let out an amused scoff as you giggled again, playing with the buttons at the top of his shirt. so you weren’t buzzed on alcohol, you were buzzed on sugar.

“could you taste it when you kissed me?” you asked, pupils blown out from the sugar high. klitz furrowed his brows and pretended to contemplate for a moment.

“hm, i’m not sure… kiss me again and i’ll see,” your boyfriend suggested. you wasted no time in pressing your lips to his, his mouth opening to immediately allow your tongue access inside. klitz could not believe how absolutely turned on he was getting simply by how much you tasted like those stupid little sandwich cookies. your mouth was almost like biting into an oreo itself, sweet and rich. the intensity of the flavor overwhelmed him but he didn’t dare think to pull away for a second.

when you finally pulled away klitz kept his eyes closed for a moment, him able to taste chocolate in his own mouth at that point. he nodded slowly.

“yep, yes you taste like oreos,” he chuckled breathlessly. the way you laughed and held him tighter made butterflies tingle in his stomach, you were so goddamn cute like this. you looked up at him lovingly before grabbing his hands.

“come on klitzy, come dance with me!” you urged. he let you yank him back into the crowd before grabbing your hips and feverishly pressing his lips to yours, your hands flying up to settle themselves in his silky hair.

turns out oreos aren’t just milk’s favorite cookie.

[danowh0re]

Klitz relationship headcanons with s/o who looks like typical blonde but in reality they're super smart and always can help?

Sorry if it's too specific, love your writing🦢🦢💗

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Tysm for the request! Lmk how you like it! Rbs are appreciated

❀ I feel like he'd literally ditch the tripods- Eli always being on klitz ass 24/7 about it

❀ Klitz would pop out pop quizzes for them on the spot, thinking that they have no chance to beat the klitzer >:)

❀ Y/n would probably be really accepted in theyre group, making really good jokes and leaving eli and Matt all like, "klitz where did you get this chick??".

❀ If y/n wears something flashy there's no way klitz is getting any work done-. Them asking for help with a question and playing it off so cool-y. Being like.. "ohhh~ oopsie... I'm so silly ;)". Klitz growing a smile and basically yelping

❀ Klitz would treat them like a goddess though, carrying their books, dropping stuff off at their locker for them. Tying their shoe, anything, you name it.

❀ He would totally just draw little doodles of them on his worksheets though, his thoughts making him slack off in classes. Making y/n having to tutor him ;)

❀ He's either really clingy or his super afraid to touch them-

❀ When klitz first introduces them to Matt and Eli they immediately think that they are just using him for a grade boost- but they slowly see and just learn that they actually have feelings for eachother and they are crazy simular, no matter what they both are wearing

❀ Y/n making klitz match clothes with them one day,,,, turning into a couple days.. the tripods making fun of him. He'd make fun of himself too

❀ From klitzs' friends bullying him for every move that he makes he gets really bummed out quickly but y/n knows how to help him. Usually being a boss bitch and throwing a drink at Matt and Eli lmao

❀ He's super always afraid of saying no to whatever question y/n asks. Even if he doesn't need to say an answer he's all 🌝

❀ Also comments on how beautiful they are, like, he's not able to stop- he shuts down at their beauty

❀ Always asking if their thirsty/hungry. Or just need anything

Asks for reassurance too :).

❀ He would always like, bring up that he's their princess and he's his knight coming to save him from question that they are stuck on 💀. The most cheesiest shit you can imagine.

❀ They love his little pickup lines too. Leaving y/n all blushy :3 (most of them being dirty sksksksk)

❀ y/n having to fix his hair, shirt collar, glasses. And he'd keep it like how they styled it forever

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Dwayne Hoover fan fiction!!!!

After months of wanting to write this fanfic, and having this idea rattling around in my empty head, I have finally actually written it lol

The prologue and first chapter are out now! Please go read it, I've been writing it for weeks and I think it's pretty good!

[jayfortheday]

Klitz + Eli Smut HCs <3

Pairing: Klitz + Eli x GN!Reader (romantic/sexual)

Word Count: 312

Tags: SMUT, small sub/dom, pegging, porn, oral sex (either receiving), penetrative sex, masturbation, cuddling, small fluff at the end, slight genital mention but I tried to keep it nonspecific

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-Klitz and Eli were both virgins when you met so you definitely took the lead during sex at first

-As you guys all spent more time together, they definitely got a taste for you being submissive

-But honestly, look at those boys, they love being dominated. I can tell you love pegging/fucking the shit outta them

-Since he watches so much porn, Eli is the one that often suggests positions and new things to try

-He’s super up for it in theory, but totally gets embarrassed when you’re all actually doing it

-Klitz is super vocal, like, no shame whatsoever. He’s feeling good and he’ll let everyone know

-Eli is pretty quiet though. In his porn, guys don’t make a lot of noise so that’s what he thinks you and Klitz expect

-You guys have a lot of sex one-on-one, but when you all have the energy, you have a threesome

-You all have the energy a lot, you’re teenagers, it’s your job to be horny all the time

-Eli definitely has a huge thing for mutual masturbation, he loves jerking off, so, naturally, he loves jerking off with his partners

-Klitz loves oral, whether it’s giving or receiving. He just loves all of the things that can be done with your mouth

-Their go-to position is you giving one of them head while the other penetrates you from behind, it’s just a pretty easy position for everybody

-But like I said before, Eli loves trying out new positions. Some of them are duds, but he has a lot of luck with finding ones that actually feel good

-After you guys have sex, you all just chill around naked for a while, maybe cuddle while watching some TV

-When you guys cuddle afterward, Eli definitely prefers being the little spoon and Klitz is fine being either, he just loves cuddling in general

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A/N: Hoped you guys like it. Smut is definitely not my strong suit but it's something I keep in my fanfiction arsenal. I also feel we definitely need more Klitz/Eli/Reader on this site, for the life of me, I've found like 5 fics across this whole site >:(

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Would anybody be interested if I wrote a Kurt Kunkle x reader fic

[littleoddwriter]

It Was Always You | Eli x Klitz (The Girl Next Door)

Hi there! As teased, the brainrot is bad, and so I had to write this fic before writing any of the requests, because I couldn’t focus otherwise. Anyway, I do hope y’all enjoy this fic! As always, requests are open. Only SFW stuff for those two, please. And read my Pinned Post before requesting anything. Please and thank you! <3

summary; Eli and Klitz are in love with each other, but they both don’t think there’s a chance, until they meet six months after they’ve gone to pursue their dreams.

notes; Friends to Lovers; Love Confessions; Kissing; Implied Internalised Homophobia; Jealousy; Possessiveness; Two Boys in Love.

Lying on Eli’s bed together, side by side, Klitz could feel his heart beating faster with the proximity, the familiarity and the intimacy of it. 

Ever since Eli kissed him for agreeing to helping him and Matt with the sex ed film, Klitz hasn’t been able to be relaxed around his best friend anymore. It wasn’t that he suddenly developed or realised his attraction - his feelings - for the other boy in that moment or anything. Quite the opposite, in fact. He realised just how strong this desire was, then. 

Before this kiss, he was able to ignore his feelings pretty well. He knew Eli didn’t like him that way, and that was okay, he was at peace with that. 

Until he wasn’t anymore, no thanks to that kiss. 

He could feel Eli’s lips on his for hours after. He wanted more. And he couldn’t have it. 

In a way, it was destroying him. It has only made it harder for him to be around Eli, after all. Something he’d been trying to avoid at all costs ever since he realised that he was in love with his best friend, out of the fear of losing him.

“Hey, Klitz,” Eli interrupted Klitz’s train of thought.

They both turned their heads to look at each other.

“Yeah?” Klitz replied, adjusting his glasses.

Eli swallowed thickly and licked over his lips nervously before speaking, “We’ll never stop being friends, right?”

“No, of course not. Why would we?” Klitz answered immediately, frowning as he felt anxiety crawl under his skin, settling in his stomach.

“Well, we’re about to graduate. And all of us are going different paths, studying in different states and all that. So, I don’t know. I was just thinking about how we won’t see each other every day. And then I got scared that- Whatever,” Eli explained, interrupting himself at the end, shaking his head with a grimace, “It’s dumb.”

“I don’t think it’s dumb,” Klitz said, “I’ve actually been scared of that, too. But I don’t see why we wouldn’t be friends anymore. Telephones still exist, so we can just call each other whenever. And we can visit each other when we can both make time for it, you know? We’ll make it work.”

In truth, Klitz has thought about this exact thing every single day for the past year, once graduating from school was on the table and undeniable. He was anxious, of course, and it warmed his heart that Eli was just as scared of it; but that only made him believe that they were going to make it work even more. 

Nodding, Eli smiled, “Yeah, I guess you’re right. And let’s be real. You won’t find another friend like me anywhere else, so the possibility of being replaced is slim to none!”

Playfully, Klitz fist-bumped Eli’s shoulder with a smile of his own, “Dude, shut up.”

While Klitz’s heart was still beating far too fast, he felt more relaxed after this little heart-to-heart. He was happy to know that no matter what, Eli wanted to always be his friend.

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About half a year later, it was finally time for Eli to visit Klitz at Yale University. 

They’d been phoning every other day for those six months or so. Their respective lives have been going great, actually, while still keeping in regular contact. That was exactly how Eli had dreamed it would be, and so he was ecstatic to say the least. He was also very excited to see his best friend again, after only ever hearing his voice for so long, which was still better than nothing, of course. 

As he drove up to the parking lot on campus, Eli felt his heart beating rapidly. It wasn’t just his happiness that caused it, but also some anxiety. 

Sure, Klitz was his best friend and from what he’s told him that hasn’t changed at all; but he still had this nagging fear of Klitz having moved on from him - especially after seeing him again. What if that was what would be the last straw for him? 

Shaking his head to get rid of that thought, Eli scoffed at himself. 

Nothing like that was going to happen, and so he should just suck it up and stop feeling so anxious over all those very unrealistic possibilities. 

With a deep breath, Eli got out of his car and walked up to the dorms’ entrance, where Klitz had told him to meet him. He spotted him immediately. It wasn’t hard to, considering that he only knew Klitz and that he was also one of the taller guys anyway.

As soon as they saw each other, they both had huge, bright grins on their faces. Eli could feel his face stretch like it hasn’t in a while. He ran up to Klitz and threw himself at him, hugging him tightly.

“I’ve missed you, man!” Eli exclaimed happily, feeling Klitz’s arms squeeze him back just as tightly.

“I missed you too,” Klitz said and let go of him. “Do you wanna go to my room or should I show you around first? Or do you want to do something else?” he asked, then.

“Dude, let me arrive first,” Eli chuckled, “Your room sounds good.”

Klitz nodded and told Eli to follow him inside. 

On the way to his dorm room, a lot of other students passed them. And to Eli’s surprise they all greeted Klitz kindly. 

“Man, you’re really popular here! That’s cool,” Eli commented, once they entered Klitz’s room. Luckily his room mate wasn’t currently in. 

They sat down on Klitz’s bed.

Chuckling awkwardly, Klitz shrugged, “Yeah, I guess I did become popular here. Although I’m not sure how or why, to be honest. And it’s not because of the video! Before you even say it.”

“Dude, okay, jeez,” Eli raised his hands in surrender, grinning, “Still. Good for you. I’m glad you’re not just being pushed around anymore.”

“Thanks,” Klitz smiled.

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Until Klitz’s room mate came back, they talked about everything and nothing, just enjoying each other’s company like they always had. Something that made Eli truly happy. 

There was this one thing, though, that wouldn’t allow him to be at ease completely. And that thing was that he’s realised that he might have not so platonic feelings for Klitz. He started to question his emotions, regarding his best friend since elementary school, ever since he kissed him on the mouth on the spur of the moment, way back shortly before they had graduated. 

The feeling it brought out in him wasn’t what he had expected - and really, he didn’t know what he had expected anyway, but it wasn’t this electricity that sparked with the kiss; or the way he could feel it lingering on his lips hours later; or how he started noticing certain things he hadn’t before afterwards. 

By now, he was certain that he was in love with Klitz, and he had absolutely no idea what to do with that information. 

Whenever he thought about it, he got overwhelmed in all kinds of ways. 

But most of all, he just wanted to tell his best friend that he had feelings for him; even though he’s spent so much time making all those gay jokes around him. In reality, he only made them because he desperately hadn’t wanted to be found out. He had thought that if he acted like he was disgusted by things that make you seem gay, he would be safe from assumptions. After all, he had already known that he was gay. He just hadn’t known that he was gay for Klitz. 

Right now, they were walking through campus, as Klitz showed him around with a constant smile on his lips. It was so great to see him happy at Yale. Eli was seriously glad that everything had worked out the way Klitz had wanted it to. 

Ever since they had gone to middle school, Klitz’s dream was to go to Yale University someday. And now, here he was, happier and more comfortable than Eli had ever seen him, when it wasn’t just the two of them at either of their homes that is. 

At least, Eli was happy with and for him until a girl came up to them and practically tackled Klitz with a hug, which he laughed off shyly. 

“I’ve missed you in our study group today,” she said, pouting and still with her arms around Klitz’s neck.

Eli would usually describe her as a ‘hot chick’, but not this time. Because he was busy being focused on how this interaction made his blood boil.

And when had he become so jealous? He’s really had too much time dwelling on his feelings for Klitz in those past months.

“I told you my friend was coming to visit,” Klitz said, gently prying her arms off of him. That calmed Eli down a little; although having him say ‘my friend’ kind of stung for some fucking reason.

“Hi, I’m Eli,” he greeted the girl instead, trying to ignore the way his body and mind were currently screaming at him. Klitz wasn’t his boyfriend, as much as he wished he was, and so he had no right to be jealous.

“Right. Hi, I’m Stacy,” she responded with a fake smile, looking Eli up and down with a really strange look on her face. She looked mean. “Well, anyway. Just don’t miss it again or I’ll get lonely there, hm? I’ll see you later, Klitzy, bye!” Stacy exclaimed, hugging Klitz again before leaving, practically bouncing off. 

Eli hated the fact that she had called him Klitzy. Only he was allowed to call him that. And Matt, of course, but that was different. 

“You okay, man?” Klitz asked Eli sincerely, once Stacy was gone, as he rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly.

“Yeah, I am,” he lied, averting his gaze before his face could betray him of how not okay he was and how not cool he thought all this was either.

Eli wished he could just tell Klitz about his feelings, make him his and call it a day. He didn’t want anyone else to be so close to Klitz, which was unhealthy and dumb, and he knew that; but he already felt like he’d been losing Klitz to university as it was, and seeing this only made that fear a lot more real.

“Can we get outta here for a bit? Like, I don’t know, dude. Let’s just go somewhere where we can be alone. Too many smart fuckers here,” Eli said instead, chuckling slightly at his own joke.

Klitz nodded, “Sure, I know a place.”

They walked for what felt like an eternity in comfortable silence, not that Eli really minded; even if it gave him another opportunity to go down a rabbit hole about his feelings for Klitz, which only annoyed him a little.

The thing was that he’s made a decision on the way. He’s made that decision when he drove all the way to New Haven, already, but he hadn’t been too sure about following through with it. Now he was. 

He was going to confess. 

The worst that could happen was for things to get a little awkward between them for a while, but he was willing to risk it, for as long as he didn’t have to feel so suffocated by his own emotions anymore.

Once they’ve reached a patch of greenery way off campus, they sat down on the grass, leaning their backs against the trunk of a huge tree that cast them in a nice shadow, saving them from the burning sun. They were pretty much alone there, fortunately.

“You look like you wanna get something off your chest,” Klitz said after a few moments, startling Eli a bit. Was he really that obvious? Or did Klitz just know him too well? It could have been both.

“Uh, yeah, actually,” Eli hesitated, briefly looking at Klitz before staring at the ground, while he picked at the grass nervously, “I just wanna make sure you know that I’m not joking about this now. And I know I’ve made plenty of jokes in that direction before, but I swear this is not one of them.”

“Okay,” Klitz said, sounding uncertain and elongating the ‘o’.

“It’s that I’m in love with you, Klitz. Like, I have actual feelings for you that go far beyond our friendship. And so, yeah. I just wanted to tell you that. It’s okay if you don’t feel the same. I just hope we can still be friends anyway, you know?” Eli rambled on, admitting what he’d been trying so hard to ignore.

There was silence. 

And then there was a hand on Eli’s thigh, gentle and warm, and so familiar. 

Klitz squeezed Eli’s thigh, silently asking him to look at him, and he did.

Relief coursed through his body when he saw Klitz smile at him.

“I love you too,” Klitz confessed quietly, “I’d thought you wouldn’t feel that way about me, so I- I don’t know,” he chuckled awkwardly, “I’ve just wanted to tell you forever.”

“Well, aren’t you lucky that I just did,” Eli grinned and Klitz returned it.

“Can I kiss you?” they both asked at the exact same time, laughing heartily, before they moved in for their first real kiss.

As soon as Eli’s lips pressed against Klitz’s, he felt this electricity again, such as this absolutely intoxicating happiness that bloomed in his chest, making him feel giddy with excitement. 

They kept on kissing for a while, enjoying the feeling, the warmth, and the intimacy, despite the open setting. 

When they parted, Klitz’s lips were spit-slick, deep red and a little swollen. Eli guessed that his own didn’t look any differently. 

“So we’re officially boyfriends now, right?” Eli asked, laying his hand on top of Klitz’s, which still rested on his thigh.

“I’d say so, yeah,” Klitz said, nodding for emphasis. 

“Cool,” Eli smiled.

“Cool,” Klitz responded in kind before he leaned in to kiss him again.

Eli was in Heaven, that much he could say.

[peterparkersnose]

Pink Bra Strap

(pt. 2)

Klitz x reader

Klitz x female reader

Klitz The Girl Next Door

word count: 1.6k

warnings: smut (not all smut, fluff in the beginning), cutting, mentions of drugs, sexual fantasies, fem!receiving oral, sexual interruptions, embarrassment, public masturbation

a/n i have fed you all well. klitz also has been fed. enjoy

summary pt. 2 to Pink Bra Strap, Y/N and Klitz interact at school

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read time: 6 mins 29 seconds

part 1 part 3

When Jessica pulled you away from Klitz, his heart melted. Watching you look over your shoulder and giving him a small wink made him trip on the doorframe. 

He almost cried to Eli that night driving home. He missed you. He craved you every second you were away. Klitz had never really done drugs before, but he imagined being with you is what being high was like. 

He thought about you that whole weekend. When he was reading, he imagined you as the hot space babe. When he was doing homework, he imagined you working alongside him. When he was jerking off, you were the only thing that filled his mind. Staring at his ceiling, mowing the lawn, taking a bath, eating cheese, doing the weekly face mask with his mom. Everything reminded him of you. 

Matt and Eli had to convince Klitz to come to school on the Monday after the party. Klitz was convinced when he saw you, it would go badly. You were drunk anyways, maybe you didn’t remember the party. There is no way you would approach him at school, other than to maybe pour a milk carton over his head. 

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Monday morning you were leaning against the lockers with Jessica before class started. You tried not to look for Klitz, but you definitely scanned the crowd. When the bell rang, you sighed walking to your first class. It was a big school anyways, he could be anywhere. You tried to push the idea of the bowl cutted nerd to the back of your head and walk to class, but you caught his friend Matt sitting in the library. Slowing your pace, you finally noticed Klitz make his way out from behind a shelf. 

When you say you halted, you did. The line of people behind you gave you dirty looks as you walked closer to the glass windows looking into the library. 

Matt noticed you. 

“Klitz,” he whispered, pushing his book out infront of him. “Dude, look. These are the newest editions of the-”

“No, Klitz. Look.” Matt interrupted Klitz, turning for a split second to look at you. Klitz turned around, confused and shocked of why you would be standing there. Your eyes connected for a second. You let out a small smile and a tiny hand wave, but Klitz looked away back in the direction of Matt in embarrassment. 

Your heart sank. It’s just Klitz. Why would you be so upset over a rejection from a total loser? Matt saw your disappointed expression. 

“What the hell did you just do? She’s leaving bro!” he yelled, making Klitz bury his face farther into his hands. The librarian shushed Matt. 

“I-I can’t. It’s too much.” Klitz sighed, regretting now that he didn’t wave back. “Oh my god. You are an idiot.” Matt hissed at him through his teeth. “Well I’m sorry, we all can’t be fucking playboy ‘I fucked my pornstar neighbor’ Matt.” Klitz sighed, looking back at the window. Oh, how he longed for you. 

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You didn’t see Klitz for three days after that. You avoided him the best you could. Taking different routes in the hallways, not making eye contact in the classes you had together. You were just trying to mend your broken heart. 

Klitz had finally had enough of this horrible tension. He needed to speak to you, see you again. He needed his fix. He prayed for a chance with you, even to exchange a glance that day.

It was fifth hour econ. One of the three painful classes you had with Klitz. The teacher was drowning on about stuff you didn’t care about. All you could do is glance back and forth to the back of his head to the window. You reminded yourself you needed to get over it, but you couldn’t stop thinking about his hands. 

He was taking notes diligently. His hand gripped the pencil so hard it made his veins pop. God, you were wet even thinking about it. You tensed in your seat, moving ever so slightly so your underwear would move into just the right position. Eyes still glued on Klitz, you allowed your mind to wander.

Klitz snuck through your window at the late hours of the night. You had messaged him on AOL about a half hour earlier to come over. You needed him, wanted him. His skin felt soft fucking you in your satin bedsheets. His hair was falling in your face. His glasses were placed crookedly on his nose, fogging up like they did in the bathroom. And when he came, he let out a soft cry. It wasn’t something that usually happened with other guys, but you could see Klitz crying when he came. You would comfort him afterwards, holding him until the two of you fell asleep. Your legs would entwine and…

“Miss L/N?” you heard, snapping you back into reality. “Yes?” you said, snapping your eyes from Klitz’s hands to the teacher. “And can you tell us what extent should the government intervene in the market?” he asked, crossing his arms. You sat there, defeated. “No, sorry sir.” you sighed, noticing everyone in the room (including Klitz) was staring at you. “Maybe spend more time paying attention to the lesson than looking at Klitz,” he snarked. The whole class erupted in laughter. Y/N, the popular girl staring at Klitz. Funny joke Mr. Stevens.

Your eyes met with Klitz’s. He gave you a small blushed smile before turning away, also equally as embarrassed from the joke. 

Fifteen minutes passed. You were bored out of your ever loving mind. You had to have a break from this mind numbing class. “Mr. Stevens?” you asked, raising your hand. “Yess Miss L/N,” he responded, still a bit bitter from the previous interaction. “Can I use the rest room?” you asked, peppily. He sighed. “Take the pass,” he sighed, going on with the lesson. As you were leaving, you made eye contact with Klitz once more. You nodded your head in the direction of the hallway, and dipped out faster than Mr. Stevens could notice. 

Klitz’s heart raced as he tried to think of a plan to leave (without it being so obvious). He noticed the jagged edge on the end of his pencil. The eraser was gone, and the metal had bent from him chewing on the end. A devious plan came to mind. Anything for you, his drug. 

He faked a sneeze, swiftly moving his pencil to cut his thumb open. “Fuck,” he swore, realizing the cut went deeper than intended. “Hey-” Mr. Stevens started to yell, but saw the blood dripping on Klitz’s papers. “Nurse’s.” he sighed, directing Klitz quickly out of the room. Klitz began heading in the direction of the nurses office, smirking over Steven’s stupidity. 

Klitz was very accident prone, so he was always prepared. He pulled the superman band aid out of his khakis pocket and placed it over the cut. Now all he had to do was find you.

Which was pretty easy. He found you standing outside the boys bathroom, texting on your new bright pink glitter flip phone. Your eyes lit up when you saw him. 

“What?” he asked, looking both ways before looking down at you again. You smiled and took his hand, slipping into the boys bathroom. “H-hey!” he yelled, but didn’t protest. 

Down the hallway, Eli and Matt were ditching. They both stopped, thinking they just heard Klitz. “Was that our boy?” Eli asked, looking down the hallway. They went to investigate.

You pulled Klitz into the nearest stall. Your lips were already on his as you locked the door behind you. “I thought you hated me Klitz,” you breathed between kisses. “I-I could never,” he said, holding your hands as he guided you to prop up on the toilet. Would be suspicious if a hall monitor decided to check in and see pink chunky clogs on the floor of the mens bathroom, especially with a pair of worn sneakers. You held his face in your hands, now very much taller than him. “I need you to do me a favor,” you smiled, rubbing his cheek with your thumb. “Anything,” he sighed, swooning over your beauty. “I-I couldn’t stop thinking about you. In there, at home. Klitz, baby, I need you to do me a big favor,” you said, getting closer to his ear. “Tell me,” he begged. “Eat me out in this fucking stall,”

Klitz’s got the stupidest grin formed on his face. “Let’s eat,” he muttered, moving your skirt over his head. Your soaked thong was useless, Klitz moved it aside. You let out a gasp when he touched you for the first time. Thank god there was no one else in this bathroom. 

Klitz was weak at first. You could tell he had never done this before. With the right guidance, he got his flow going. “Just like that, baby.” you whispered as his tongue wrapped around your clit. He let out a few moans as you grabbed onto his hair, making him move faster in his rhythm. 

Just then, the bathroom doors flew open. Klitz tried to move out from between your legs, but your hands forced him to stay so you wouldn’t fall. He started squirming when he heard the voices of his two friends. 

“I could have sworn I just heard him,” Eli said. You could hear him pacing around the bathroom. “Klitz!” Eli yelled out again, Matt shushed him. “Theres a dude taking a shit right there!” he whisper yelled to Eli. 

“Keep going,” you whispered to Klitz. “I’m almost there,”

The two boys went silent. Klitz prayed they didn’t just hear you, but dude was in pure bliss. This, by far has been the best thing to ever happen to him. Eating Y/N L/N’s pussy out in the middle of the day in a school bathroom. 

Matt looked down at Klitz’s shoes through the bottom of the stall. “Klitz?” he yelled, getting down on all fours and poking his head through the bottom of the stall. “Fuck!” you yelled, letting your legs fall to Klitz’s shoulders. “Matt what the fuck!” Klitz yelled, erupting a laugh fro Eli. “Shit, dude!” he yelled, rolling on his back to avoid the scene he just saw. “What! Lemme see!” Eli protested as Matt dragged him out of the bathroom.

Klitz stood there mortified, still holding you up against the bathroom wall. A smile shined on your face as a laugh erupted from you. “That was hilarious,” you laughed, touching your shoes down to the toilet brim. “D-did you…” Klitz said, too embarrassed to ask. “No,” you said. You weren’t about to lie. “But, doesn’t mean you haven't made me cum before,” you smirked, fixing his messy hair. 

The bell rang. “See you around, Klitzy.” you smiled, kissing his cheek. Walking so confidently out of the mens restroom, you left Klitz flabbergasted in the stall with a hard on. 

Let’s just say Klitz was late to sixth period. 

part 3

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