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I MISS YOU🥲🥲 I CAN’T FIND YOUR TWITTER IT SAYS YOU’VE BEEN SUSPENDED😰😰

I WAS SUSPENDED ITS SO UNFAIR!!! All I did was deactivate it for a bit so I could take time for myself but apparently that’s illegal to elon musk 🥲 I’m very sorry for abandoning my baby, but like an absent father, I’m here to pretend like I never left

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[Accidentally put a post in submit a post, I'm not an avid tumblr user--] I noticed that you have been having issues with writer's block- sometimes it helps to take breaks from big projects and do tiny one-shots instead- [related or unrelated] Like maybe Kurt's perspective from an earlier chapter, or some random post-confession-kurt-kunkle-is-your-boyfriend fluff! Anything you want, really. Hope your work doesn't bother you too much! platonic hugs from the web!! -goofyanon

That’s okay, I’m not super avid with tumblr either. I don’t even know if it’s writers block, because I know what I want to write. I’m just so tired all of the time. Work has been bothering me sadly.

That’s some good advice. Maybe focusing on the 8000 word chapters is related to me being tired. I do have a few requests I could tackle in my inbox.

I’m giving you hugs back!!! Love you!!!

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opinions on total drama island....? God I want Chris McLean so fucking bad

Mannnnn I loved total drama island. You want Chris??? Bruh. Actually no, that’s valid since we all seem to be after Kurt fucking Kunkle.

Gwen was one of my pansexual awakenings, she is so fine. I’ve only ever seen the first season though but I loved what I’ve watched

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hello from brazil! yup, you have a "the lesson is on hiatus" enthusiast around here. after all, your story is charismatic, full of personality, engaging and funny. kurt's development is well done and reader's emotional and family issues seem to have been inspired by my life, lmao. it's rare to find a character with problems like these. so yeah, it's just very comforting; strange as it may sound. hope you know how much this work improves other ones days. take care of yourself and rest. you deserve it <3

OOOOH BRAZIL hello!!!! I’m so happy you’ve enjoyed the story so far!!!! Thank you so much for reading and saying all of those nice and lovely things!

…I’m sorry that you can relate to the reader’s story. I can as well. But I’m glad you can take comfort in that. Thank you again!!

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Just got threatened with a drill so now I really feel like the guy at the gas station

I'm loving it

LMAO I hope you’re okay!! That’s such an oddly specific weapon choice. I’m glad you could live your Kurt Kunkle fanfiction fantasy despite being in danger

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How are youuu !!

Hi!! I’m so tired. I know I’ve said it before but I’m so burnt out from work. And I know it’s the reason I’m so delayed in writing. It feels like I only feel like writing on weekends anymore which isn’t great 😭 luckily I’m going on vacation in a couple of weeks, which I hope will fix it.

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Kurts chat is just in a silly goofy mood yall

I have a love hate relationship with Kurt’s chat. It’s super fun to write and it makes me laugh out loud every time, but man are they assholes. Like I think every single one of them have a little bit of asshole in them.

Stan squirtsworld69 though, hes my favorite

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theory; kurt killed his mom

Woah, that’s an interesting one. Kind of crazy if you think about it. It might actually be true 🤔

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Funny chapter is.. pansy finds out about thelesson for real???? Finds out Kurt killed his mom????.... Kurtsy kiss!?!?!?! Kurtsy indirect love confession...!?!???! ......... Funny?????????? Full of jokes..?!?!??..... Kurt kunkle

Hmmm idk (yes I do know but I’m not saying anything) maybe

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when next chapter egg ??

Not sure, I started to rewrite it when I was in the middle of it, so that’s why it’s taking so long. I promise it’ll be worth the wait though! I’m making it the funny chapter

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If he did give you the crystal after he murdered her then it just adds a bit of spice

I mean, yeah it definitely would. I don’t know if it would have that “healing energy” to it anymore. But ummm I guess it would still be a nice gesture on Kurt’s part

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Thoughts on Zootopia???????? I am. Hhhhhyperfixating. On it. and spree and one other thing but like Yk

I’m gonna be honest, I’ve never seen it. I know a lot of people have said it’s a good movie though. I did see the anti abortion comic though Lmfaooo

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okay but imagine kurt giving you his mom’s crystal to wear 🥹 yes it’s huge and probably very heavy on your neck but idc !!

Omg that’s a little horrifying if he still murdered her in this situation lmao. But if not, it would be very cute, especially given with how attached he seemed to it. He probably would give you something meaningful like that once you’re in a relationship. I don’t think it’d be that heavy either, I have crystal necklaces similar to that size and I think it’d be fine!

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egg is gonna kill us with this fantastic slow burn

Kill you with kindness 🥰

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Still working on this but I dont like how it looks :/

I LOVE HOW IT LOOKS HEX!!!!! It’s so freaking cute I can’t take it every time I see it!!! When you finish it I will scream with joy AAAAAAAHHH

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Should I do it? Should I make this chapter the funny chapter?

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I absolutely cannot believe you said that about Kurt >:(. He is the best boy. GOD, THE NERVE 🙄🙄 /j

IM SORRY OKAY?? He’s amazing and I love him lots but… he’s just not a good boy. He littered… more than once. Like that’s not good for the environment 😔