#klavier gavin is a wimp & has been a nerd his whole life

[rockgodklav]

His smile dropped quick enough. Klavier grunted, taking a step back as Apollo lunged toward him.

“Quite the.. urgh- fighter, hm, Herr Forehead?”

Their little fight looked humorously similar to a scuffle between middle school girls. Klavier didn’t throw any punches — Apollo was hurt, after all — but he did struggle for a moment before tearing Clay’s jacket away from Apollo. (He wasn’t all too sure how well he could actually fight, anyways. Kristoph Gavin certainly never taught him how to.)

Klavier caught his breath, then held up the jacket and grinned, having gotten a few feet between himself and Apollo. “Feisty, nein? What a nice jacket this is, ja…”

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> For: Murderpollo > Crossover scenario, if the mod is interested.

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"....Hase? You.."

"Ach, wait. You're not my Apollo. You're.. different, ja. A pleasure to meet you, then."

"..."

[For a moment, Apollo remains silent, staring rather intently at Klavier. It seems that, perhaps, he's perceiving..? Whatever the case is, his face relaxes a little eventually, before he starts to talk.]

"...Not your Apollo, huh? Well, you're acting a bit odd compared to the Prosecutor Gavin I'm used to, so... that makes enough sense."

(It seems crazy, but... a lot of weird crap has happened recently. I can accept... whatever you'd call this situation.)

[Even though it doesn't seem like he's actively perceiving anything, Apollo is continuing to eye him in what is seemingly anticipation.]

[inbarfink]

Ace Attorney Lawyers ranked by their ability in physical combat

Miles Edgeworth: Giant nerd who always gets freaked out whenever anyone, friend or foe, suggests a violent solution. Assuming he has no backup from his more combat-capable allies, he’s done for. If forced into combat, he’d probably just try to sue his attacker and then get shoved in a locker

Klavier Gavin: Also giant law-abiding nerd, but more capable of keeping his cool then the current Chief Prosecutor. It’s only a slight edge over Edgeworth, though, since he still has a very punchable face.

Apollo Justice: A big step up in power-levels from the previous two. Apollo might be smol, but he is Done your shit and this Donenss gives him strength. His famous Chords of Steel can serve as a tactic to confuse or weaken his enemies. 

Mia Fey: While she usually known for playing the part of a wise mentor, in the two times we get to play as her it’s clear that she wants to Punch. All of the Things. If Apollo is fuled by Doneness, Mia has righteous anger - piss her off enough (by, for example, being Dahlia Hawthorne) and she will find a way to destroy you. Assuming we are talking about Mia while she was still alive, there’s also her Spirit Channeling powers to account for. While we’ve never seen them on screen, Maya told us they are “first rate” and I believe her. Who knows which spirits she can channel to try and get the edge in battle?

Phoenix Wright: Hardest one to place tbh. I keep flip-floping on where’s he’s placed compared to Mia and Apollo. Because unlike the two DA ranked below him, he is a disaster when it comes to being on the offensive; Phoenix Wright is a complete wimp who has never returned a punch in his life. However, he is also almost supernaturally durable and unbelievably lucky. If a burning bridge, a raging freezing river and a speeding car didn’t manage to take him down, what chance does another human (even a more combat-capable one) has?

Simon Blackquill: Look, Simon Blackquill is 1.88 meter tall, he owns a katana and a trained attack-hawk (giving him both short range and far range advantage). Not to mention how he could probably use the whole psychological manipulation in battle to intimidate or goad his enemy. There’s not even a lot of intersting points to bring up, he is literally an action movie Ronin who also just happens to also be a lawyer.

Franziska von Karma: What advantage Simon has in size and being able to cover both long and short range, Franziska makes up for by sheer determination and force or personality. Franziska von Karma doesn’t NEED analytical psychology to intimidate her enemies, she’s been intimidating grown men since she was a 1.49 M tall 13 years old (although one of those men was MILES, so). She has once whipped Phoenix Wright into unconsciousness in a temper tantrum, which I already mentioned to be quite a feat. Her whip might not be as dangerous as Blackquill’s sword, but she will not relent until she defeats you with it.

Athena Cykes: Athena Cykes is the strongest lawyer. One day, she’ll be stronger then whales. I believe in her.