#klainchel

[cryscendo]

kurt hummel in every performance

5x20 - The Untitled Rachel Berry Project

Pompeii - Rachel Berry, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, Blaine Anderson, Sam Evans, Artie Abrams, and Brittany Pierce

“Oh, guys, I would kill to break out in song right now.”

[wowbright]

Kind of bummed that this post got no traction because I think my new headcanon about Dreams Come True, in which the story of a surrogacy is a practical joke that rachel, jesse, kurt, and blaine are playing on their high school friends (and they are really bewildered that she is at 7 or 8 months pregnant with her and Jesse's offspring now and none of the friends have caught on yet) pretty much solves all my problems with that episode while still being technically compatible with canon.

[gleeincorrectquotes]

Rachel : Who would we know that has handcuffs?

Blaine : Well, Kurt and I—

Kurt : [Elbows him]

Blaine : —wouldn’t know.

[hummelberries]

klaine fic writers having one or both boys be like UGH it's so annoying that we have to live with RACHEL i wish we were ALONE i'm sorry but y'all literally don't understand the weird codependent relationship both of these men have with ms. rachel berry. he might deny it but kurt's ideal outcome would've absolutely been he and blaine living in a duplex with finn and rachel on the other side and raising their kids like siblings.

[sugarcarnation]

kurt, blaine and rachel are the best squad because they are the only ones who canonically go to therapy

[crescntnight]

rachel tag drop number five.

𝐫𝐛. what does that mean to you? ────── discord verse feat. loserlikewe.

𝐫𝐛. darling don’t be afraid. ────── new york verse feat. gclddustheart.

𝐫𝐛. i look at you and i’m home. ────── future verse feat. frnknteen.

𝐫𝐛. anderberry canoodling. ────── feat. wrblr.

𝐫𝐛. big girls don’t cry. ────── klainchel.

𝐫𝐛. spare me o’er till another year. ────── until dawn group verse.

𝐫𝐛. bright lights in the big city. ────── college group verse.

𝐫𝐛. baby just say yes. ────── best friends verse feat. loserlikewe.

[ofberryarchive]

anyways mind ya business.

[klaine-blog]

[shoreabove-moved]

rachel berry tag drop no 5.

𝐫𝐛. what does that mean to you? ────── discord verse feat. loserlikewe.

𝐫𝐛. darling don’t be afraid. ────── new york verse feat. gclddustheart.

𝐫𝐛. i look at you and i’m home. ────── future verse feat. frnknteen.

𝐫𝐛. anderberry canoodling. ────── feat. wrblr.

𝐫𝐛. big girls don’t cry. ────── klainchel.

𝐫𝐛. spare me o’er till another year. ────── until dawn group verse.

𝐫𝐛. bright lights in the big city. ────── college group verse.

𝐫𝐛. baby just say yes. ────── best friends verse feat. loserlikewe.

[shoreearchive]

rachel berry tag drop no 5.

[cryscendo]

kurt hummel in every performance

5x06 - Movin’ Out

Just the Way You Are - Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry, Sam Evans, and Santana Lopez

“Sam, that's ridiculous. You don't need to lose ten pounds.”

“Yeah, Sam, we all agree. You don't need to be prison-camp skinny to be a model. I think you should find another agency.”

[prompt-a-klainefic]

a prompt: rachel has some sort of meeting in the loft because of her part in funny girl but kurt and blaine won’t stop having sex in kurt’s room and blaine is *loud*

Roommates Klainchel, embarrassing noises.

[gleeincorrectquotes]

Rachel : [Walking into the kitchen where Kurt and Blaine are sitting] Good morning, roomies. Thank you for both being fully clothed. So far.

Kurt : And thank you for not walking in two minutes ago.

[sugarcarnation]

So do you think it’s a Hummelberry baby or Anderberry? Which would be harder work?

I like the idea of Anderberry cos she would have black curls and big brown eyes and sing like a true Diva.

Then Kurt would have a fair haired beauty with Quinn or someone?

okay so to be honest i’ve never spent a lot of time thinking about this but my gut instinct says it’s an anderberry child. i don’t know why but that seems canon to me lol

while a hummelberry child would be really funny (just because it makes mercedes comment about kurt and rachel having babies one day even more accurate) it also kinda sounds like a disaster to me. im imagining a mini rachel berry clone with kurts tendency to occasionally commit crimes and manipulate people. it would be a terrifying child

for some reason i feel like an anderberry child would be less intense. still incredibly talented and probably at least a little bit overly ambitious but slightly more reasonable

but no matter who the father actually is theres no denying that the baby is gonna be blessed with some amazing genes

and since quinn actually talked about donating the egg for a klaine child i think it’s reasonable to assume that there’s also a quinn baby (of course it could also be that she donated the egg for the child rachel is pregnant with but for this answer i’ve decided to ignore that possibility). so yes if there’s a second klaine baby then i’m assuming that quinn is the biological mother.

since kurt and blaine had decided to not know who the biological father of their first child is i’m thinking they probably did it the same way with their second child. but i do think that kurt would probably end up being the biological father

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

this may not be the kind of fic u guys are into, so no worries if u don’t have any recs, i just wanted to give it a shot just in case. do u by chance know if any good ones where either kurt and/or blaine experiments with a girl? either on their own or together? again, no worries if u haven’t read any like this, i know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea. thank u so much!

Definitely not the type of story we’d read, anon, but I did an AO3 search for you and found these. Readers, if you have any to share, feel free to send ‘em in. Thanks!  ~Lynne

[ETA] Thank you @honeysucklepink​ for suggesting the first two fics. The last two fics is my  suggestion. - HKVoyage

So Quite A New Thing by lavender_love00

A fill for a Klainchel prompt by kurtcountertenor on tumblr, it turned schmoopy and I lost my mind. This is ridiculous.

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Transfiguration by @nadiacreek

After Kurt and Blaine break up, Brittany shows Blaine that he is more than he ever imagined. Will it be enough to bring Kurt back into his life?

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Let's Play Pretend by anxioussquirrel, headbandxbowties

Rachel and Kurt Hummelberry, new transfer students at McKinley High – unapproachable, mysterious, not to mention virtually inseparable. What is their story? What are they hiding? What will it take to get close enough to learn their secrets? Blaine Anderson is dying to know. But if he succeeds, won’t he regret it?

Sequel: No More Pretending 

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I Kissed a Girl by gingerfic

Once at a high school party Blaine Anderson kissed a girl...and he liked it. A short time later he kissed a boy, and he liked that too. He fell in love with that boy and they were happy together for almost two years. But when that boy left for college they decided that it would be best to break up. But being comfortable with his bisexuality may be the simplest part of Blaine's senior year, as he wades back into the world of dating, navigates new kinds of friendships, and tries to figure out what it means to become an adult.

An alternate version of Blaine Anderson's senior year, incorporating many events from seasons 4 and 5a but making them...Blanier.

Sequel: The Edge of Glory 

[blaineandersonx-blog1]

Test Taking || A Klainchel Snapshot Para

Who: Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry, and Kurt Hummel What: Taking a pregnancy test When: Saturday mid-day Where: Kurt’s house Notes: snapshot para, pregnancy mentions (the test is wrong and there is no baby, but shhhh they don’t know that)

Rachel took a breath as she went back into the bathroom to grab the stick that had been sitting there lonely for what felt like years. It had only been a few minutes and she wishes that this wasn't what she was doing with her two best friends but she grabs for it and through blurry eyes looks down at it. There's two lines and she blinks back tears to grab for the box one last time just to be sure. Two meant positive. Two meant pregnant. "You guys." She exits the bathroom though she thinks maybe she should be staying there because she's never felt the need to throw up more than she did in the moment. "It's...It's positive."

Blaine sat, wringing his hands, on the edge of Kurt's bed. He was sweating, and felt a little like he was going to hurl. He imagined that Rachel felt the same way, maybe actually worse than him. If she was pregnant, he was going to be a dad. He had always wanted to be a dad, but not at seventeen. Or with a girl- not that Rachel was a bad choice. She just wasn't a guy. He looked up at she called for he and Kurt and came back into the room. His heart was slamming in his chest and he stood up anxiously. He stared at her as she said the word 'positive.' His mouth fell open a little, but  it seemed like his body had forgotten how to breathe. "Oh my god," he whispered.

"Oh god we're having a baby." That was all that registered in Kurt's brain as he squeezed Blaine's hand, feeling a whole lot like he was going to throw up. This weekend was supposed to be something easy, fun, relaxing. Hanging out with Blaine and Sebastian, dates, checking on Rachel if she didn't contact him. Dinner with his dad at some point. Nothing he expected included a /baby/. A baby from a night he only had scattered fever dream memories of. "We're going to have a /baby/."

Kurt saying it makes it feel that much more real and she bites at her lip. What is she supposed to say? He's right, they are having a baby and that is just the reality. "I'm really sorry you guys." She doesn't know what else to say, though Blaine had already made it clear before they got to Kurt's place, that it takes two to tango and he is right, but she can't help but feel that she'd asked for this. Not that she'd asked for a baby but she'd brought the wine and she'd gotten turned on and she'd wanted him when she knows he's gay. "What...what are we supposed to do now?"

Blaine heard Kurt say something and watery eyes looked over at him, then back to Rachel. He was going to be the father of a baby. A living, breathing baby. His head  felt cloudy and he heard Rachel apologize and wanted to try and comfort her; he shook his head. She wasn't at fault. He was at least 75% at fault. His heart was in overdrive. What was Sebastian going to say? Did Kurt even want a part of this? It was so overwhelming... He felt like he was drowning and he closed his eyes, his grip  on Kurt's hand going loose as he passed out, straight down onto the floor.

"We're supposed to... go see a doctor. Make sure you and the baby are okay. We're supposed to -" Kurt was going to say 'breathe' but then Blaine was toppling down beside him and the panic set in. A baby was something to deal with but it wasn't /right here right now/ the way that a crumpled boyfriend was, and he dropped down to scoop Blaine up into his arms, trying to check him over the best he can. "I think he fainted." And then the only word he could think of the emphasize how crazy this whole situation was, one he rarely used. "Fuck."

Kurt’s words don’t register completely and she isn’t given a chance to let them because Blaine’s on the floor and she feels her face grow hot. “Water. If we sprinkle water on his face or...” And she hates herself for this but Rachel easily gets on the floor beside him and slaps his cheek gently. “Do we need a Doctor?”

Blaine hit the floor and woke back up when Rachel's hand hit his face. He blinked up at her and immediately sat up. "You need a doctor... Rachel, we're gonna do everything right, okay? I promise." He glanced around, noticing the sudden change in seating. "Why are we on the floor?" he asked.

"We shouldn't need a doctor for anyone but you..." Kurt was starting to get worried, but then Blaine woke up and he was breathing a heavy sigh of relief, squeezing Rachel's hand when he realized it. "You fainted, Blaine. You fainted and hit your head. You're right though, we'll do everything right. Doctors, making sure you're taken care of, all of it."

Rachel just stares at Blaine, breath stuck in her throat, as she lets Kurt explain what had happened. She’s glad someone had taken the intense feelings and done something with them. They are a dramatic bunch. “This has to be okay. We’ll make it okay...right?”