#kiyi was to only one to get ozai's tall gene

[stardust948]

Kiyi: LOOK! ITS MY ITSY BITSY BABY SIBLING!

Ozai: Are you talking about Azula or Zuko?

Kiyi: Zuko is itsy bitsy and Azula is eensy weensy.

Azula: Well “eensy weensy” is ready to kill you and “itsy bitsy” looks like he’ll help!

Kiyi: Aww! They’re bonding!

[klm-zoflorr]

Ok so apparently some people were convinced by the absolute travesty that is the Search, but worry not! I am here to explain to you with HARD FACTS why it makes absolutely no sense anyone would be sad to leave their theater peasant fiancee in favor of a whole-ass prince with superpowers. In other words, let's compare Ikem and Ozai and see which one is a better sugar daddy.

Ozai:

Pros:

-Hot™

-Actual royalty

-Rich

-Has an army

-Pretty hair

-Has the same voice as Luke Skywalker

-Good at firebending

-Looks comfy to sit on

-Just tried to make his daughter happy

-Works out

-Went to jail

-Single dad

-Can manipulate his way out of tax fraud

-Doesn't have annoying in-laws (because they're dead)

-Confirmed good genes (because Zuko IS his son for sure I-)

-Such a drama queen it's funny

-Tall

-Can power your TV with lightning

-Won't fight cops, but can sentence them to death

-Will fight anyone that bothers you, even children

-Might try to murder your ex

Cons:

-Will fight anyone that bothers you, even children

-Terrible at parenting

-Daddy issues

-Is a literal tyrant

-Very down with genocide

-Stupid beard

-Probably sucks at social interactions

-Not Zuko approved

-Very low tolerance for traitors

-God complex

-Is still in jail

Ikem:

Pros:

-In-laws are nice because they're dead

-Theater nerd

-Is still out of jail

-Cares enough about you to notice your hands' temperature changement

-Nice I guess

-Creepy Loyal

-Good genes (only counts if Kiyi is actually his child which she's not)

-Passable facial hair

Cons:

-Not interesting

-Can't fight cops

-Doesn't have an army, doesn't even have friends

-Can't firebend for shit loser can't even light up a fire

-Is poor

-Won't propose to you with a ring

-Doesn't have the same voice as anyone because he's not even in the show (thank god)

-Got ugly

-Will coerce you into getting ugly too

-Lives in the forest

-Will try to murder your new boyfriend if you break up with him

-Random peasant

-Doesn't work out

-Not Azula approved

-Mullet

-...Theater nerd

-Dirty dirty liar

-Overly possessive

-Seriously how can that guy get less interesting

In conclusion: Why does Ursa make such terrible life decisions 🙄 Just get with Mr Perfect and ignore the genocide issues sis it's not hard