#kitty bandit speaks

[kawaii-butt-crust-core]

Random HB headcanons / thoughts I guess

(tw for some sexual mentions and cursing )

Mammon fucking HATES jingle bell rock

Asmodeus sending fizz "send this to someone you love!" Type of videos and fizz sends shit like this

Just the thought that asmodeus ( the embodiment of lust ) believes love is not love without consent is honestly a great detail

Also thinking about how fizzarolli has eyebags

Millie can use a bow and arrowwwww

I think the human versions of blitzø and his family are indigenous, idk the nose and the skin tone, it might be a long shot but I like the idea yk

Also love seeing indigenous characters

Stolas loving outer space that's canon right

Imagine him as a kid just reading a shit ton of books about space and in any occurrence it's brought up now you know how the universe is going to end

Blitzø: I just need space-

Stolas: SPACE???????

I think after Octavia gets out of her super angsty teenager phase ( do not come after me I know it's more than an angsty "mom leave me alone I wanna be famous" thing, I'm kidding ) she would really like indie music

Like indie rock if that makes any sense

" with ♥️ from Ozzie " ON EVERYTHING OZ GIVES FIZZ URGAJF

I'm sorry but there neeeeeddsss to be more Millie appreciation

I kinda wish there was an episode that centers around her yk ?

Do you think imps nipples are white too like scars and freckles or am I weird

Ozzie posting on everything " YES THE RUMORS ARE TRUE THIS IS MY FUCKING SOULMATE" because for some reason there was a lot of controversy and debate if it was real or not

Then next to it it's a picture of him and fizz

People were PISSED

I thought mamom was played by bluey's dad bandit if I'm being completely honest I'm so sorry

Millie is spider man moxxie is hello kitty

Stella likes soup. What is she eating now? Oh some fucking soup. What's wrong with her icecub- SHE FROZE THE SOUP TO MAKE ICE CUBES-

Loona has a very bad picking at her skin habit, not really with her face but with her legs and arms ( human form obviously )

I LOVE HOW MUCH BLITZØ LOVES LOONA IM SORRYYYY

Fizz posting " FUCK ALL OF YOU" on all of his socials , deleting everything ( especially the sexually explicit things )

I think being a part of the circus is equivalent to trailer trash in hell

I mean look at em

I love it

Human form Ozzie would have THE MOST luscious hair ever

This image just says so much about them as a pair it kills me

The way the animators just go above and beyond is just amazing to me

How did fizzarolli get the 2 minutes notice thing planned so quickly...........

" IM A KLOWN BITCH🤪 IM A KLOWN BITCH🤪🤞🏼"

Fizz over sharing as a teenager ( not projecting )

THAT ONE SCENW QITH STOLAS MOVING STELLAS HAND LITERALLY MADE MY FUCKING JAW DROP HOLY SHIT

HES LITERALLY TAKING BACK HIS LIFE

fizz really thought in "oops!" That he wasn't gonna make it out of the fire again

Like bro just put his knees to his chest and CRIED

IDK RHATS SK SAD TO MEEEE

Speaking of fizz how did that mark in the next episode get there? What was that? Idk if it was maybe a bruise from.. something.. I don't wanna say it was from mamon because that would defeat the purpose of his character being EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE and that emotional abuse is still abuse, but idk some people said it might be because of him?

Can you tell I'm obsessed with fizzarolli

The sexual harassment rep.... People who have experienced sh usually think "it's not as bad as *other s3xual trauma* so I'm just being dramatic" ( I say this from experience ) but it ABSOLUTELY IS AND SHOULD BE RECOGNIZED. It's still something you're not comfortable with. Fizz brushing it off as "oh well they're just fans who express their love differently!" Should not have been taught to him.

I'm not slightly projecting again. Nuh uh

Ozzie can play saxophone. He just gives me the vibe.

MILLIE CANNOTTTT KEEP A PLANT ALIVE FOR SHIT BRO

MOXXIE?? UH MAYBE A MONTH. 2 MAX. MILLIE? ITS DEAD WITHIN A DAY.

Loona: I AM NOT PUTTING THAT ON

blitzø: JUST ONE FUCKING FAMILY PICTURE LOONA-

Beezlebubs design just screams if kesha. Even if they didn't mean to.

Millie getting stuck in trees as a kid and being too scared to get down

Was Barbies real name barbie or is that a nickname? Or was it for the sake of the circus ( like blitzøs name being .. well blitzø )

Millie name is short for Amelia maybe? People used to call her Lia but she hated it so much she started writing her nickname Millie on everything.

People saying they hated / thought the stolas human design could've been better can go FUCK themselves HONESTLY

Blitzø and fizzs as teenagers going to their town center and being like "?????? Why is everything so FANCY it's AMAZING"

Octavia can't handle spicy things for SHIT

Look at their British asses

They cough at smelling PEPPER

Stolas just randomly texting Octavia "you're so beautiful darling! Have a nice day <3 -your dad" or "don't forget to eat! -your dad" ( he texts like that IDC )

FUCK STELLA ME AND MY HOES HATE THAT BITCH

Octavia writes poetry! It's actually really good

Okay so I have this headcanon that in the HELLUVA BOSS universe that songs like contoursionist, toxic ( by ashnikko ), tunnel vision and agorah hills, NYMPHOLOGY, and he has this "one last show" thing where he preforms these songs and HE IS SCREAMING SOME OF HIS OWN SONGS

But that would also defeat his character development so I'll just imagine him singing this songs in the car or smth

Mamon having to do some toxic gossip train shit

I WANMA SAY OZZIE HAS TWO OLDER SISTERS BUT IDK IF THAT WOULD WORKKKKK

Millie kills the spider.

I think that may be all okay byeeee

[stardust-sunset]

I know Kyle's your favorite but do you have any Butters headcanons you want to share?

ooooooo do i!

He loves baby animals, he has a baby animals calendar that’s like 6 years old but he doesn’t care that it’s outdated, he really only uses it to keep track of his friends’ birthdays and to look at the cute little baby animals

He’s in choir 100%.

He’s unironically a Bluey fan. Wishes he had parents like Chili and Bandit, though his parents are always telling him he needs to grow up, but he doesn’t wanna

Panromantic asexual, but he doesn’t think about dating much. He’s much better at friendships than relationships.

Physical touch is his love language

He chooses not to lose his lil’ southern drawl because it makes him who he is, and he doesn’t wanna lose any part of who he is

He sometimes dyes his hair with streaks of color, but he doesn’t do it much because his parents would ground him

Him and Heidi are very tight, they’re very good friends, he’s basically her little brother

He’s very good at comforting people, he’s always got his arms ready to hug someone and he’s got a little comfort plus for whoever needs it

He owns a sort of cat cafe in the future. Here’s good at business and he seemed to be doing great in the food industry, he loves baking and animals, so an animal cafe is perfect for him in his eyes

He isn’t a good swimmer, he likes wade pools

He loves spring because of the pretty flowers and baby animals, but poor boy has such bad allergies, he gets so sniffly and sneezes a lot

Speaking of, he sneezes like a kitten (think Dipper from Gravity Falls)

He likes listening to heartbeat same while he sleeps, or if he’s cuddling, his favorite place to be is over the heart because “it’s where all the love comes from”

‘He’s actually not a terrible student. Straight B’s, some A’s.

He likes watching cartoons more than live actions

He gets deeply invested into certain fandoms, def made a Hello Kitty OC, it helps him escape reality for a bit while he’s grounded

Hes an amazing artist, he’s really encouraging as well to other new artists

Nearly cries almost any time someone gives him a compliment. He gets nearly no compliments at home, so hearing something positive from someone else’s mouth makes him feel like he’s gonna die of happiness

Hes a happy crier, he’s really emotional but doesn’t care. Like he said, “he’d rather be a crying pussy than a faggy goth kid anyway”

He ends up growing to around 5’10’’ and towers over Cartman, it’s kinda cute how he towers over people like that

Hes kinda malnourished because his parents don’t feed him often

His favorite food is Spaghetti-O’s

He would definitely be a hardcore pokémon fan, what’s not to live about cute monsters (most of them anyway) and going off on your very own pokémon journey?

He loves reading. He’s a big Harry Pottrr fan, he relates a lot to Harry (mainly because they both have horrible guardians)

he loves fantasy settings, they help him escape reality and they fuel his imagination

Hr adopts a dog a-named Waffles. It’s a Border Collie and he gave it a purple bandana with white spots. He loves her to death

hope these are good enough-

[toon4thought]

Watched "Puss in Boots: The Last Wish"

Okay, so for how much this film has been very heavily praised by critics and animation fans alike - and it really is incredible that this could even happen with a sequel to a Shrek spinoff in 20 freaking 22 - while I definitely enjoyed the film still, I can't say I *loved* it either.

The plot honestly didn't engage me all that much, mainly because the way the forest most of the film takes place in operates - while certainly creative - is able to just mold the environment around what the plot demands, and not every character turn felt earned to me either. Plus the writing can get a little repetitive and while there were indeed great laughs to be had, I didn't find the film all *that* funny. That said, there's still a pretty good flow to it and it always throws in some new twist or character insight to break up the journey and keep your attention.

The visuals are something else entirely. While the textures aren't all there, the character animation conveys such a wide variety of motion - especially during the action scenes, which are a serious joy to look at. Not to mention the very colorful, vivid backgrounds that really capture the storybook feel, and some really clever artistic flairs that pop up every now and then. There's a reason this is what everyone has hyped above all else ever since the first trailer, and this along with "The Bad Guys" really speaks for the exciting future Dreamworks has in store.

I liked a lot of the characters too. Puss has a pretty engaging journey of self-discovery and I also enjoy his relationship with Kitty Softpaws. Most of the antagonists are fun too - from the bandit found-family Goldy and the Three Bears, to the power-hungry Big Jack Horner, and of course, the ominous whistling Wolf who will send chills every time he appears. Perro did admittedly get on my nerves from time to time, but even then his presence in the story was very justified by the end.

So yeah, it's definitely a good movie, and I'm really glad it's won over so many people. I'm just somewhat more neutral on it, at least as a first viewing. Maybe I just wasn't in the right frame of mind, I dunno.

[anneimaginesundertale]

☀️🎃 Farmtale Boys Official Intro 🎃☀️

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☀️Sunny (Farmtale Sans)☀️

Sunny is about as laidback as you can get. He’s a lazybones. Not surprising, for a Sans, but there is something different. He doesn’t have that slight melancholy about him. He never went through resets or a genocide route. He was never trapped underground. His world was a peaceful one and the most he’s worried about (before the Incident that led him and his brother here) was what was going on with the machine.

Sunny is in charge of the crops on the farm. He plants everything from apples to zucchini and everything in between. He actually works really hard, though you’d never know it to look at him. He’s usually lazing on the porch, straw between his teeth, hat over his sockets, looking half asleep. He puns and goofs around like other Sanses and he loves to name critters after foods. If his brother lets him name a litter of kittens or some of the new chicks, they’re going to end up with names like Rutabaga or Nugget.

He’s good friends with Comet and with Sansy. They like to hang out and pun together, and talk about plants and food and such. Everything is just chill when Sunny’s around, except that it’s really warm because of his kind heart and his sunny smile.

Sunny speaks with a quiet country drawl. “Y’all come by any time ya want,” he says. “Door’s always open, and comp’ny’s always welcome.”

🎃Pumpkin (Farmtale Papyrus) 🎃

Pumpkin is very calm for a Papyrus, and patient as all get out. He puts up with a lot more from his brother than some of the other Paps do. He’s got the confidence of a Papyrus, and the friendly nature, but he’s not as loud and excitable as the others. He is very practical and goes about his work on the farm with diligence and strength.

The Great Pumpkin is in charge of the animals on the farm. He’s got a few horses and some cows, sheep and a couple of mischievous goats, chickens, ducks, pigs, a couple of herding doggos, and a whole colony of cats. The cats are his special sweethearts (even the ones who are sassy and standoffish). He loves them so much!

He tries very hard to give away or sell the kittens, but sometimes they’re just too cute! Most of the cats on the farm are kittens he’s raised. A couple of them are cats Pumpkin rescued after their owners drove them out to the farm to abandon them. (There’s a whole list at the end of this post. Thanks to @skulls-and-cypresses for helping me name all the kitties!) Pumpkin prefers to name the kitties (and his other animals) with good wholesome, sensible names. (Potato is not a name for a cat, Sunny! And don’t even talk to him about the pig that was almost named Bacon! Stars! Have some respect!)

Pumpkin really bonded with Captain, Sweets, and Rus. They all work together on projects sometimes and Pumpkin is eager to help his friends. He has a soft voice for a Papyrus. “We love having’ our friends over. Come by any time!”

🐱Farmtale Cats 🐱 

*Special thanks to @skulls-and-cypresses for the names and cat thoughts!

Bandit is the Mother of Bagel and Butter among many other kits.

Romeo and Juliet had Sweetpea, Popcorn, Rutabaga, Rhubarb, Turnip, and Wheat.

Joey and Ellie Mae are a pair that Pumpkin found and adopted.

Other kitties include Scamp, Parsnip, Swede, Squash, Salt and Pepper, and Parsley and Scallion.

[hyperionshipping]

TRICKS can u tell me things abt ur f/os considering I rambled abt John yesterday..... TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM TELL ME SILLY CUTE THINGS U DO W THEM!!!♡♡

WELLLL. See there's SO much to sayy for this. Hmm hmm!!! Lemme list some for each romantic f/o. I love lists <3

Handsome Jack

THIS MAN. THIS MAN. HIM.

What don't I fucking do with Jack. He's everything to me. Our anniversary was earlier this month. He's not even the f/o I've had the longest but he truly is special to me. More than any other f/o

We are the worst couple. We stay winning. We are NOT made for each other <3.

Jack can't sleep without me but would not ever admit that. I sleep with my face to his chest, and his leg between my thigh.

We are the worst with PDA. Anything you can think of? Jack's done to me in public. And he will do it again. And again, and again, and again and--

I fight for Jack <3 absolutely utterly dedicated to him. In an unhealthy way.

He's gotten me bandits to practice shooting on. Live targets are better to try out new guns on after all!!

Sometimes, late at night, I get to see glimpses of his face without the mask on. He's the most handsome thing to me.

Killian Jones

The like Biggest thing I do for him is very often smooth down his hair a lot. Both when he's frazzled and just because.

This isn't a thing *I* do as much, but god he's a big ol' flirt. We are SO disgusting with our PDA. We ARE kissing again, yes indeed

We hang out at the beach pretty often! Killian swears he isn't a pirate anymore but I know the way he looks at the sea. So, often, dates end up with us walking the beach

Caleb Widogast

GOD. Where do I start?

I braid his hair a lot, so often. Or put it in a ponytail, tuck it behind his ear. Anything. Caleb always melts when I do.

We fight TOGETHER!!!! I have a whole fic on this. We always have each other's backs in combat. Where he goes I follow. That's FINAL.

We kinda. We heal each other. In more ways than one. Caleb learns to let himself heal through me, and it's the same for me

Some of our best moments is when Caleb reads to me in Zemnian. Do I understand all of it? No. But he speaks so softly, so gently, it always makes me feel safe. And Frumpkin will join us, and it's so good!!!!!

I call him sunshine and hummingbird!

Hardwon Surefoot

My honeyboy <3

I tease HIM!!! He has his moments too. The way we actually meet is him going "watch this!" and failing so bad that I laugh and call him cute and join him and the other boobs!

We also fight together for sure but it's different than Caleb and I.

I braid his hair. ALL. THE. TIME. And wash it. Style it. Eveything. Hardwon barely does his own hair anymore. I always braid it with dwarven braids for his heritage, and crick knots for the family that accepted him for who he is.

I do the same for his beard. I help him keep it in tiptop shape

ALWAYS together in one big bed.

I follow him to the ends of the earth (literally, really).

Grog Strongjaw

Power couple. That's us!

Literally. We are two barbarians. I'm letting him take my kill because it's ROMANTIC. AND YOU GUYS DON'T GET IT!!!!

What's more romantic than the heart of our enemy? Nothing! That's the gift I'm giving him.

Also his biggest hype man following Scanlan and Pike.

I pick him flowers a lot too. He always worries about breaking them cause they're real delicate and he's not but I promise him it's ok

I let him do MY hair. That's a great privilege. He's the first of the party I let touch it

Lepos

Also a PDA heavy couple. Lee sometimes gets a little flustered from it all. But he also got me in bed because he was a flirt...

He's my kitty. My big, fat, demon <3

He really likes rodeos, and I always oblige him and go with him!! I am learning about them more slowly but surely.

I constantly lay on his chest to listen to him purr. It's the most comforted and safe I've ever felt

We dance a lot in our house, to no particular song. If I grab his hands and look up at him and smile, ask him to dance he'll always do it!

Crowley

Little shit. *Shoves him* *punches him*

Ugh. HIM.

Behind closed doors, he's a big lover. All he wants is that, you know? And, though it takes him a while to admit it? He hasn't felt Loved like this in a while. A long while. Forever, really.

We tick each other off. Threats that go nowhere.

He sends hellhounds to watch over me! Just gotta make sure I'm safe.

He's really very protective at the end of the day. God forbid he learn a demon tried to do me harm. They aren't going to see the light of tomorrow.

He always takes me on such lavish dates. Really, I don't know what to do with myself at the places he brings me x_x

Lucifer Morningstar

rAUGH.

I fell for him so hard and so fast. Fuck!!!!!

We party often~. At Lux, at his penthouse, just out, that one time at that one place... It really doesn't end.

I dote on him so much. He says I'm awfully lovey-dovey for a demon and I just kiss him again.

Something special Luci does for just me is, since L.A. makes it hard to see the stars, he drives me out and away just so I can look at the stars with awe. He thinks it's so beautiful to see me so enamoured with something so simple.

He sings to me too! Serenades me~. Alone in his penthouse, he'll play the piano, let me sit on the bench as he plays, or place his hands over mine to play the keys. He sings me Frank Sinatra specifically.

Jack Hodgins

Ohhh Hodgepodge. My lovebug!!

I help him with all of the experiments he does. Always hands-on with him!!

He loves flirting with me. Because he always, always figures out what to say to make me blush beet red.

He fell so damn hard for me though so like, checkmate baby!

He likes when I call him King Of The Lab <3. He is, by the way.

We always go on lunch dates to this one Sandwich shop in D.C. that's my secret little spot!!!

And, when we go out? I find every bug I can to ask him about it, and ask for facts and god I love hearing him talk. I could listen to him for hours

Lance Sweets

Sweets <3. I... Didn't expect to fall for him like I did.

I like making him blush! I do it a lot by accident. It's very easy heheh.

I love just hanging out with Sweets. He means a lot to me and he didn't GET that as much when he was a kid.

Karaoke is a thing that is like OUR thing. It was our first date too. We always sing rock songs together!!

VINYL SHOPPING TOO!!!!!!! He used to work at one, and I collect them. Sweets helps me find my favorite bands and cool, older vinyl.

John Constantine

Hold on a minute. *FUCKING SHAKESHIM SO HARD*

Okay. See. I didn't MEAN to fall in love with him!!!! Me and John's thing was. Mutually beneficial. FWB's. But I should've known he wouldn't last in one of those.

It so wasn't ME with feelings first. No. It was ol' Johnnyboy. Trust me.

We get into so many stupid situations together. Constantine and a demon together? Strap in!

Silly stuff we do together though... date nights are always fun. Wherever I wanna go.

He's stuck with me! I tell him that a lot. Even when he's being a little shit. He can't get rid of me if he tried. And oh how he tried.

Fun things to do with YOUR demon lover! Send them back to Hell!

I forgave him.

LOVE cuddling that man. And rubbing my face against his stubble or beard. Heheh ^w^.

[kitashitei]

Incognito Prince

thanks to pararoidhakase on twitter for raws

The Prince and Bandit's Deal

Chapter 1

Arthur: (A festival where one expresses their gratitude, I see. I’d like to take this chance to thank the Master Sage….)

While I'm here, I’d like to get chocolates, just like the celebration in the Sage’s world. Now, let’s see…

How about…

(These cute cat-shaped chocolates. The Master Sage said they love cats, so I’m sure they’d love these.)

Excuse me, I’d like th-

???: Hey, shopkeep. Gimme those kitties.

Shopkeeper: Gotcha!

Arthur: Ah…

Bradley: Ah? Oh, it’s the Central Prince. What’re you doin out here at a lil streetside shop?

Arthur: I was looking for special chocolates to give to the Sage. Are you looking for gifts too?

Bradley: Do I look like the kind of person who’d be givin’ gifts? These are for strikin’ deals with Owen.

Arthur: I see… Well, I’m not sure what kind of deals you’re making, but I’m sure Owen will be happy to receive those chocolates.

Bradley: ....

…Y’know what, Prince, I’ll give these to ya.

Arthur: Really?

Bradley: Yeah. In return, gimme some info on Oz only you’d know.

Arthur: About Master Oz?

Bradley: I ain’t askin’ for much. A memory or somethin’ works just fine.

Chapter 2

Arthur: I’m sorry, Bradley, but I can’t do that.

I’d be happy to talk about my childhood memories, but Master Oz told me not to speak too much with Northern Wizards…

Bradley: Don’t be a stranger, Princey! Today’s a celebration, so how about talking over food with me?

Arthur: But…

Bradley: Have a look at these chocolates. The Sage’d be stoked to get these, yeah? Cuz they love cats, n’ all.

Don’t pay that bastard any mind. It ain’t like he’s gonna find out.

Arthur: ….Thank you for your idea. But you should give those chocolates to Owen. I’ll find something else for the Sage.

Master Oz is the person who saved and raised me. I don’t want to do anything that would betray his trust.

Bradley: …

Here.

Arthur: This is what you just bought…. Are you giving it to me?

Bradley: Yeah. I don’t hate a person who respects their debts.

Arthur: He’s gone…

…Thank you, Bradley.

Thanks to you, I can give the Sage truly special chocolates!

The Best Return

Akira: It feels like a waste to eat the chocolates I received from you the other day…

Arthur: Is that so? I gave them to you hoping to see your smiling face, so I’m honored you like them so much.

Akira: I do! They’re so wonderful, I just want to keep staring at them…

Arthur: Ahaha. One time back when I was younger, Master Oz drew a rabbit on my pancakes with honey, and it was so cute I also couldn’t stop looking at it.

But I insist you eat it before it goes bad.

Akira: I’ll do my best! …Actually, while you’re here, what kind of chocolate would you like? 

Arthur: Me? I don’t think I have much of a preference.

I’m sure I’ll like any chocolate you’ve chosen to give me.

It’s your thought that counts more than the gift itself.

Akira: How cool…!

I asked because I wanted to get you some in return, so I’ll make sure to get the most heartfelt chocolate I can.

Arthur: So that was it. I thank you for your thoughtfulness, Master Sage.

But you’ve already given me something in return.

Akira: Huh?

Arthur: Your joy was the greatest gift I could have asked for.

[letspleasuretogether]

Ayyy, I missed my 1k follower milestone!

Thank you all for following! (´∀｀)♡

[dgrayrarepair]

Please, could you give us the “submit anonymously” function?

Submissions are now allowed on the blog, Anon!

[kitty-bandit]

I have a 1.5 hour meeting today, and normally I wouldn’t be too concerned, since almost all my meetings are via phone/computer screen sharing, but it’s a team meeting where we have to participate and do “fun” games--oh, and we have to put our webcams on so we can see each other.

Which means I can’t look at my phone and ignore everything like I normally do.

[yanderes-galore]

Request for you to expand on that cat-hybrid post with Hank, perhaps? 👀 I'm curious to what you'd write for that

Hanks just a cat anyways, ngl. Also, I love cats- They are my favorite animal. So pardon me while I gush about this now- ALSO I am willing to write more for this little AU that exists now, lol.

Yandere! Cat-Hybrid! Hank J. Wimbleton Concept

(Hybrid AU)

Pairing: Romantic/Platonic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Possessive behavior, Stalking, Murder, Blood, Slight manipulation, Violence, Kidnapping, Forced relationship.

- Hank already is rather cat-like in Madness, or at least portrayed as such in media.

- But what if this killing machine was a cat-hybrid?

- Sporting a pair of ears, tail, claws and fangs....

- The already well-trained killing machine just got even deadlier.

- How you would've met this hybrid is not much different from how you'd encounter normal Hank.

- He's a stray, wandering the ruined streets of Nevada and slaughtering anyone who oversteps their boundaries.

- He's agile, fast, and deadly.

- He also likes to stalk.

- He's a big kitty as Hank is normally tall, too.

- Once he sets his eyes/goggles on you, Hank feels the urge to follow you.

- Usually he'd just watch you from a distance until he felt comfortable/obsessed enough to stand in front of you.

- Although... feeding him?

- You just made this cat even more obsessed over you.

- Not just feeding him, either.

- Show any sort of care towards him and the cat's all over you.

- You can either be scared or comforted by the fact this cat-hybrid follows you around.

- It's scary because you just see this figure dawned in black clothing, red goggles staring at you while he's perched on some spot.

- Those ears picking up on every sound you make... tail swaying while he just watches.

- It's also a little comforting because you feel Hank's got your back, the efficient cat-hybrid not letting any threat come close to you.

- Cat-hybrid! Hank (Or Cat! Hank for short) is also a bit more affectionate than normal Hank.

- When the cat's obsessed enough, he trots on over to you to sit in front of you.

- You aren't sure what to do until Hank prods at your hand.

- Now you're stuck rubbing his ears and face while the hybrid purrs, loudly.

- He doesn't speak, just makes small noises and purrs.

- Although when he's comfortable he will make an attempt to sprawl over you.

- Doesn't really matter where, as long as he knows it's safe, Hank will curl up on top of you and just start purring.

- Hank is also possessive, not letting any of his fellow strays near you along with any threat.

- That goes for Sanford, Deimos, Doc, and especially not Jebus, Sheriff, or Tricky.

- You are his and he claims you as such, rubbing himself into you to make you smell like him.

- Hank, even as a hybrid, doesn't care about staining himself with blood.

- If you stumble upon him reducing Bandits or anyone else to shreds, he won't care if he stains you in it.

- In fact, he'll just pounce on you and nuzzle into you like always.

- Hank would probably be a hybrid that bites, too.

- If it wasn't for the face mask around his mouth he'd probably nibble on you when comfortable or moody.

- Also, because cat, he 100% reacts to boxes, laser pointers, etc.

- He doesn't mind if you use those to play with him.

- He enjoys taking a break and relaxing with you.

- If he could, he'd find a big box, then scoop you into his arms and sit in it.

- Purring all the while.

- The cat would probably melt if you rubbed his face or ears.

- His purring is loud, but probably not as loud as Sanford's would be.

- He also has sharp claws.

- If he's upset he will dig those into something.

- Even if it's your skin, unfortunately....

- Hank would also make a big deal if anyone came near you.

- One of his fellow hybrid friends? He hisses when they get attention and he doesn't.

- Bandits, Zeds, or anything he hates? Gone. He's feral about it. He wants them dead.

- In a way, it's nice to have the hybrid be on your side.

- But the cat's not against kidnapping or murder.

- Hank would drag you away to some abandoned building to live in at some point.

- Then it can just be you and him.

- You'll be happy to have such an efficient protector, right?

[randomitemdrop]

If you're still bored, how about d100 rumors?

Table of Rumors

So, what are the villagers whispering around the pub? (Adapt as needed to your setting, and remember that rumors aren’t always true)

An infamous item-shop owner is actually a fraud and has no idea what he’s doing

One of the party members is secretly in service to the Dark Lord

One of the party members is secretly in service to the Merchants’ Guild, ensuring that the party keeps having to buy more stuff

The Dark Lord is secretly in service to the Merchants’ Guild and their entire evil plan is a hoax to stimulate the economy

Mimics in service to the Dark Lord have infiltrated the village

The Dark Lord’s secret weakness is Essence of (consult Table of Flavors & Scents)

The Dark Lord’s secret weakness is getting stabbed with a cheap tin dagger

The Dark Lord’s secret weakness is catgirls

The local forest has been infested with Cascadian Tree-Krakens

The local counting-house has been infested with Modrons

The local fishing-hole has been infested with Dire Crawdads

The local lake is secretly home to a Fey woman that gives out swords proclaiming the wielder to be the true king of the land

The local spring is actually a portal to the Plane of Water, but only when activated correctly

A nearby swamp is home to a wish-granting hag

A nearby swamp is home to a reclusive retired bard, once famous across the land

A nearby swamp is home to Shrek

A nearby swamp is actually a bog

Deep in the forest there grows a patch of herbs that will cure any illness or wound

Deep in the forest there grows a patch of herbs that make anything taste good

Deep in the forest there grows a patch of herbs that double your strength for four hours

Deep in the forest there grows a patch of herbs that will kill anything mortal

Deep in the forest there grows a patch of herbs that will get you zonked off your gourd

At the top of a nearby mountain there is a shrine to a forgotten deity from beyond the stars

At the top of a nearby mountain there is a shrine to a long-dead celebrity musician where Bards can learn special spells

A nearby cave is haunted by the ghosts of a massacred army

A nearby cave is haunted by the ghosts of cavemen

Long ago, fleeing royals hid a magic sword up the chimney of one of the local homes

One of the local merchants/tradespeople is actually a psychic vampire that nourishes itself by providing the worst possible customer service

A local farm has a chicken that will grant wishes if you pet it without letting the owner know

The local pub owner was once a bandit and buried treasure under the floorboards

The town drunk knows where a treasure is hidden but will only explain when sober

The town Prohibition Society president knows where a treasure is hidden but will only explain when drunk

The weird old man that lives outside town dresses up as a monster to frighten people off his property

The weird old man that lives outside town dresses up as a monster and has won awards at furry conventions for his monster suits

The local blacksmith’s hammer is enchanted so that he can strengthen armor just by hitting it

The local butcher will buy exotic meats, no questions asked

The local baker’s buns are enchanted so that it is addictive

The local candlestick-maker uses dwarf-tallow

The local cooper is the Queen’s paramour, which is how he's kept his license despite his barrels being absolute rubbish

The local cobbler is assisted by Elves. Nobody seems to know if that means traditional tiny magical spirits or, like, a band of Drow warriors bound to his service

The local nightsoilman is the true Crown Prince, having switched places with a lookalike after getting the idea from an episode of “Wishbone” and/or “Garfield: a Tail of Two Kitties” and/or any of the three different Barbie CGI adventures based around the idea

The local grave-digger kills people when business is slow

The local pie-maker kills people when business is slow

The local oyster-seller is secretly rich off pearls

The local arkwright (maker of chests) is actually a breeder of Mimics

The local carpetmaker is actually a breeder of Trappers

The local schrimpshonger will pay dearly for strange and exotic teeth, the bigger the better

The local relic-keeper is a fake

The local phrenologist is legit, somehow

The local cheesemonger can tell your fortune from the bite patterns you leave in a rind

The local pardoner has a direct line to the Celestial Bureaucracy

The local doctor is a vampire

The local tobacconist has some primo shit in the back that he only brings out if he knows you’re cool

The local town guard used to be an adventurer like you, then he took an arrow in the knee

The local town’s rival tater-hurling team has magic on their side, so the locals are looking for an edge

The local mayor is secretly a witch

The local mayor is secretly an avatar of the Dark Lord

The local mayor is secretly two Halflings with one sitting on the other’s shoulders, having achieved office through a cavalcade of hilarious hijinks and desperate to maintain the ruse

The Royal Palace’s knights are actually just empty suits of armor animated by dark magic

The Royal Palace’s knights are actually just empty suits of armor filled with bees

The Royal Palace’s knights are actually illusions and the building is actually defenseless

Eating raw pork increases your strength, the tainteder the better

Man door hook hand carriage door

Putting out all the lights and speaking a wizard’s name into a mirror five times will open a portal to wherever they are

Living near windmills causes cancer

Electrical shocks cure rheumatism

Goblin saliva cures acne

The smell of Bonnacon dung cures respiratory illness

Giant blood replenishes vitality and cures hangovers

Powdered Tiefling horns are an aphrodisiac

Dwarves lay golden eggs when enraged

Pulling Elves’ ears is good luck

Stealing an adventurer’s helmet is good luck

It’s good luck to ignore Aasimar, pretending they aren’t there

People with even a little bit of Dragon blood in their veins are incapable of lying

Feeding a Halfling is bad luck

Druids are aggressive assholes that try to convince everyone else to become Druids

Orcs are disguised humans

Mind-flayers can actually survive on totally normal food and drink, and they’re just flaying minds to be jerks

People with red hair are werewolves

Kicking a Cleric of a deity besides the one you follow in the butt cures curses

Flossing with the hair from a wizard’s beard cures toothache and gum disease

Church wine can be used to remove any stain

The Chosen One has arisen and can be recognized by (insert trait held by party member)

The Chosen One has arisen and can be recognized by being invulnerable to blades

The Chosen One has arisen and a cutting from their hair is proof against the Plague

Many adventurers are actually thought-constructs without free will, controlled by the whims of giant deities living on a higher plane rolling dice

The Royal Palace is trying to hide from the populace that the world is actually round/flat/cylindrical/toroidal/&c.

The Plague vaccines being provided by the Royal Palace secretly contain Potion of Enfeeble Mind to allow them to control the populace more securely

The local ruins were constructed by Extraplanars (note: if this is already true in your setting, instead the rumor is that the Extraplanars are a hoax by the Royal Palace)

Certain unusual clouds are the product of the Alchemists’ Guild trying to control the weather

The gladiator matches are fixed

A famous bard died years ago and was replaced by a look-alike

A famous bard is hypnotizing people with their music

Zalgo is coming

The world is going to end next year

A major chain of food stalls actually uses bio-alchemically-engineered Oozes instead of real meat

The Holy Books have hidden messages that can be decoded by those that know the secret method

The town charter is secretly a treasure map

https://www.snopes.com/random/

[ezra-iolite]

Defiant Sea/Oriesi (My first proper DnD PC)

(Just gonna use this image as a placeholder until I can properly draw her. XD I don't own it, it's just to show what she will look like. But in short, my PC is a Viking kitty!!)

Oh @exileandtrust~ Do you think your archer could be friends with this grumpy kitty? XD

Defiant Sea / Oriesi the Arctic Tabaxi Lv. 3 Spellblade Fighter

"I... vill not be joining you... this day, Arni... I must first... atone for vhat... you made me do... My love..."

Current campaign: Fallen Shards (Homebrew privately run campaign)

Current party: * Alley Von-Thrike the Valian Human Artificer * Culio Lightbearer the Fire Genasi * Dulla the Mountain Breaker (Mountain Dwarf)

Stats- Strength: 18 Dexterity: 18 Constitution: 11 Intelligence: 18 Wisdom: 11 Charisma: 13

Main weapons: Longsword (on back), Short sword (on left hip), Dagger (Right thigh), Ice based magic.

Appearance: A female Lynx and Snow Leopard hybrid Tabaxi, with golden-brown fur (summer coat) speckled with black dots all over, with black fluffy tips on her long ears and a black nose. Her cheeks, inner ears and muzzle are a dull white, with a black tip at the end of her long tail. She has only one expression and it's usually to glare with her piercing gold eyes. She wears a mix of half plate and leather armour, worn down with age and constant use, with a small sky blue cloth on her belt bearing the emblem of a white rearing bear in front of a sword and hammer crossed together... the symbol of the noble house that was once in Hilgarvik, a small village located in Nambia.

Voice Claim: (Including video below) Defiant has a Slavic/Icelandic accent and speaks slightly broken Common. Her voice is soft but gravelly, and always speaks with a growl.

Background Story: Originally a captain of the guard in charge of protecting the small humble village of Hilgarvik, located under the icy tundra of Namdia, Defiant Sea led a small platoon consisting mostly of those who she grew up and attended bootcamp with. Every soldier was a man, woman and creature she knew by name, and together they fought bandits and beasts alike, all to protect the small village they all called home.

Amongst her platoon were her two childhood friends, Gellir the human, and her lifelong crush Arnleif the Half-Elf, who both called her Dee-Sea.

However, in a cruel twist of fate, Arnleif betrayed Defiant Sea and her entire village when he brought with him an entire gang of bandits and assassins to lay siege on the village and burn it all down, all to simply reach the nobleman's home in the heart of the village and steal the treasured relic inside. Thousands were slaughtered, including many of those Defiant knew since youth. But, with the village still under her oath of protection, she faced off against Arnleif in the manor of the nobleman and the two fought while the flames engulfed the village all around them.

It took a blind fit of rage for Defiant to defeat Arnleif, and by the time she sensed the battle's end, it was too late to fix anything... Arnleif fell on top of her with her blade plunged through his gut, and as he died she held him close and whispered her confession of love to him, knowing that she could never forgive herself for this but at least her secrets would die with him... or so she thought.

When the flames finally settled and the village began its rebuilding effort, Defiant fled from her village and headed to the mainland... to Kernai. For the next few years, she would train to hone her skills to become a Fighter, using her Namdian bloodborne gift of elemental control to become an ice based Spellblade user, all to end up as a mere mercenary for hire under the alias of Oriesi, no longer wishing connect herself to her past or her defining name.

One such job required her to journey to the Emerald Valley alongside a happy-go-lucky human woman, a grumpy, drunken Dwarf and a Fire Genasi noble, to a village plagued by creatures of nightmares simply referred to as Abominations, and the star-fallen Spire of obsidian and black flames that mass produce these Abominations to attack and kidnap the villagers. It is now up to Orisesi and her makeshift band to fend of these nightly raids and figure out the secrets to the Dark Spire.

[frogtanii]

🔮 again HAHAHAHAHA

so now that we've established that i get attached easily and you are stuck with me indefinitely.

let me just-

akaashi was a romantic at heart, longing for a love like the one between the pages of the books he adored so much.

kisses shared under starry skies, promises exchanged in fields of dandelions, and intwined fingers amidst the busy streets.

he wanted that for himself, and for a while, he thought he did.

with a sigh, he closed the laptop he was editing his latest video on, hot chocolate sounded great right about now.

so he made his way to the kitchen, The Princess Bride by William Goldman in his hand.

upon approaching the kitchen, however, he saw the light was on, and a smidge of dread grew fron his gut at the possiblity of encountering meiko, the man hid the book behind himself as he slowed his pace to the kitchen.

"y/n," he sighs a breath of relief when he spots her donning atsumu's hoodie and a small pang of jealousy hit him.

were they dating?

if so, for how long?

and if so, why wouldnt they tell the rest of them-

"akaashi?" y/n asks again, a little firmly as he wasnt listening to what she said.

breathe, he told himself, dont get ahead of yourself.

"hmm?" he fidgets with the book in his hands, taking in how she looked at night, makeup-less, relaxed, comfortable.

she looked beautiful.

the kind of beauty that left the main character in his love stories speechless. the kind that you only see under a certain light once, and remember forever, and that made him smile in his heart of hearts.

"i was gonna make hot chocolate, would you like some?"

"please," he says with a smile, moving to sit across y/n.

she sends him a smile before proceeding to pull out the ingredients for hot chocolate, along with two mugs.

"The Princess Bride is a good read," she comments with a soft voice, "i've always wanted my own westley, a bandit after my own heart," she giggles.

akaashi didnt know what to say, he looks back down at the book he read time and time again and all the words seemed to merge together.

what was this feeling? he wanted to keep that smile on her face and that giggle on her lips constantly.

forget the butterflies in his stomach, he felt like elephants were trying to escape the confines of his stomach.

flip, flip, flip.

he wasnt even paying attention to the story anymore, just absentmindedly flipping through the pages just so he wouldnt look y/n in he eyes.

how could he? after all he said, did and didnt do.

how could she be so kind?

despite keeping them at arms length, she still cared.

tears welled in his eyes, he couldnt see, or hear, but he felt a sting on his finger so he put the book down and blinked the tears away.

"oh no," y/n tsked, letting the hot chocolate bubble on the stove as she rumaged through the cabinets for a band-aid.

"may i?" she gestures to the paper cut on his finger, and he lets her take his hand to wrap a hello kitty band-aid around it, "be careful next time," she fake scolds, "i get that the story is great but flip the pages carefully,"

akaashi just stared. he could see all the details of her face fron this angle, the scars, marks, bumps, the focus in her eyes and her tongue peeking out a little.

yes, she was beautiful, he decided, with that silly grin on her face when she was with everyone, AND with the serene look in her eyes brought out by late night thinking.

still staring dumbfoundedly as she went back to stirring the hot chocolate, he barely missed her speak as he was caught up in a lovestruck stupor.

"could you read to me while i make the drinks?"

stuttering out a reply, he flipped to the first page with shaky hands and cleared his throat before starting.

maybe this was something he could (and wanted) to get used to.

late night drinks, a good book, and y/n, taking in every single word he said with a gentle smile on her face.

ok i gotta go subject myself to schoolwork now but HAVE A GREAT DAY ILY TOO (ʃƪ＾3＾）*platonic kith*

omg first of all, ur the cutest thing ever kith kith <333 && ur drabble??? made me so soft????? my heart is so warm i jus wanna give akaashi a hug and a kith on the forehead :3 ur so lovely muah :platonic kith back hehe:

[piamio]

Tagged by @kitty-bandit and @faeriexqueen (Thanks! <3)

Bold the options that resonate with you.

[SOFT.] baby pink | iridescent | glitter is always a good option | no bra | minimalistic tattoos | cherry patterns | sweet scented perfumes | wearing generous amounts of blush | doodling hearts | getting excited to pet an animal | fun nails | rewatching old barbie movies | hair sticking to glossed lips | heart shaped sunglasses | taking pictures of the sunset or sunrise | stuffed animals | protecting nature | stickers everywhere | teen movies | the light rain that falls from a clear sky at the beginning of the night | 

 [DARK ACADEMIA.] neutral tones | masculine outfits | studying languages | worn down copy of books | grey skies | turtleneck sweaters | loose fitting pants | hair tied with a silk ribbon | trying to remember a cool difficult word you read somewhere to use in a convo | thick belts | minimal makeup | windows fogged by rain | vintage jewelry | blouses with cuffed sleeves | reading a murder mystery and trying to solve it | oxford style shoes | sweater vests | subtitled old movies in a language you don’t speak | leaves crackling as you walk | annotating books to express your emotions about the story | 

[EDGY.] closet full of dark clothes | fishnet tights | makeup sweating off | neon signs | searching for unknown songs | chokers | band tees | doodling on old converse | finding smoking aesthetically pleasing but not doing it | weird humor | accidentally very dramatic | dim lights | layered outfits | chain belts | chipped nail polish | messy hair | low quality pics | piercings | combat boots | scribbling on desks | 

 [70s.] colorful wardrobe | doodling flowers | wearing short shorts | using a bikini top or bra as a normal top | listening to ABBA | flowers in your hair | DIYing everything | jamming to songs alone in your room | drunkenly telling your friends you love them | patterned bandanas | mid heeled shoes | messy braids | flared sleeves | walking barefoot on grass or sand | bold sunglasses | the good kind of tired you get after doing something you enjoy for hours | feeding stray animals | fun patterned socks | room decorated with succulents and other plants | likes to go roller skating or skateboarding | 

 [PREPPY CASUAL.] collared clothes | drinking juice out of a champagne glass | getting excited to see the met gala looks | thick headbands | small pastel cardigans | making your friends take your ootd pics | plaid mini skirts | tweed two pieces | watching reality tv to pass time | frilly tops | watching old hollywood movies | academically driven | long manicured nails | new year’s eve fireworks | colourful tights | layered golden jewelry | yearns for luxury brand items | decorating your room with fairylights | cursive and neat handwriting | lace details |

Tagging: @chrispersonalcorner @nieniekoto @nayu-nayu @wasongo @kokoko-sir @badlydrawntykimikk @oyakorodesu @ashintheairlikesnow  and whoever wants to do it, really go ahead, if you wish to do it tho, no pressure!

[letspleasuretogether]

This blog is close to hitting the 900 followers mark! (Seriously, less than 30 more to go!)  (*´∀`*)

If that happens, I’d like to do a giveaway–most likely a free fic commission or some extra DGM merch I’ve acquired over the years. Possibly both! 

Anyway, I’m putting this in the tags in case anyone would like to follow me! This is a well-tagged, DGM only side-blog (main blog is kitty-bandit). Please give me a follow!（˶′◡‵˶）

[49thpersona]

Tagged by @iamanonniemouse! ❤

bold the options that resonate with you.

[SOFT.] baby pink | iridescent | glitter is always a good option | no bra | minimalistic tattoos | cherry patterns | sweet scented perfumes | wearing generous amounts of blush | doodling hearts | getting excited to pet an animal | fun nails | rewatching old barbie movies | hair sticking to glossed lips | heart shaped sunglasses | taking pictures of the sunset or sunrise | stuffed animals | protecting nature | stickers everywhere | teen movies | the light rain that falls from a clear sky at the beginning of the night |

[DARK ACADEMIA.] neutral tones | masculine outfits | studying languages | worn down copy of books | grey skies | turtleneck sweaters | loose fitting pants | hair tied with a silk ribbon | trying to remember a cool difficult word you read somewhere to use in a convo | thick belts | minimal makeup | windows fogged by rain | vintage jewelry | blouses with cuffed sleeves | reading a murder mystery and trying to solve it | oxford style shoes | sweater vests | subtitled old movies in a language you don’t speak | leaves crackling as you walk | annotating books to express your emotions about the story |

[EDGY.] closet full of dark clothes | fishnet tights | makeup sweating off | neon signs | searching for unknown songs | chokers | band tees | doodling on old converse | finding smoking aesthetically pleasing but not doing it | weird humor | accidentally very dramatic | dim lights | layered outfits | chain belts | chipped nail polish | messy hair | low quality pics | piercings | combat boots | scribbling on desks |

[70s.] colorful wardrobe | doodling flowers | wearing short shorts | using a bikini top or bra as a normal top | listening to ABBA | flowers in your hair | DIYing everything | jamming to songs alone in your room | drunkenly telling your friends you love them | patterned bandanas | mid heeled shoes | messy braids | flared sleeves | walking barefoot on grass or sand | bold sunglasses | the good kind of tired you get after doing something you enjoy for hours | feeding stray animals | fun patterned socks | room decorated with succulents and other plants | likes to go roller skating or skateboarding |

[PREPPY CASUAL.] collared clothes | drinking juice out of a champagne glass | getting excited to see the met gala looks | thick headbands | small pastel cardigans | making your friends take your ootd pics | plaid mini skirts | tweed two pieces | watching reality tv to pass time | frilly tops | watching old hollywood movies | academically driven | long manicured nails | new year’s eve fireworks | colourful tights | layered golden jewelry | yearns for luxury brand items | decorating your room with fairylights | cursive and neat handwriting | lace details |

Tagging @galezea, @kitty-bandit, @glasspunkart if you want to!