#kitchen keyboard

[cinamun]

Musicians are... complicated | Next

[emojiturtledaily]

Day 896: 🐢 & 👾

[marshmallow-biscuit-blog]

Rooty should've been doing the splits bc he's so short

[g4rchomp]

EVERYONE SAY HI HELLO TO MY NEWBORN SON EPOMAKER TH80 PRO

[macaroni-and-pebbles]

Intro!

•Hello! My name is Macaroni but I usually use Critter, so you can use either :) I’ll also use just about any name you come up with for me(I got that any name trans swag).

•he/they/it pronouns. I am a transmasc-genderfaun person, and am still experimenting with names and pronouns, so forgive me if anything changes. Gender is a construct and by god am I a wrecking ball. •I’m over 18. Sexual stuff is fine just don’t sexualize me or people I know👍.

also! Please be aware, my memory is jackshit awful. If I forget to answer something or interact with you in a way that makes you uncomfortable, feel free to stop me or block me immediately.

I am canonically married to @polteergeistt<33

some of my tags are a little funky too so have a little explanation under the cut because this post is long now lmao

#nonsensical rambling - my general post tags. This is usually just me saying whatever :P

#nonsensical ranting - like the rambling tag but for things that make me mad or upset; literally just my rant tag lmao

#critter creates - my creating tag! Usually for art, but I’ll use it whenever I make something

#the critter touches a keyboard - For the rare occasion when I end up writing something :3

#critter chirps - just my asks tag!

#critter adventures - for my little out of the house adventures :33

#critter storytime - literally storytime lolz usually random or weird things that happen to me

#Irl critter jumpscare - whenever I include a picture of me that’s more than just my hands lol

#critter in da kitchen - for whenever I’m cooking/baking!

#bug in a rug - this is when it’s past my “bedtime” lmao (ps i cannot be held accountable for anything i post after this tag starts applying because by then i am. delusional.)

#hubby x2 - for my darling dearest lovely husband☺️☺️

all that being said,

silly :P

[nezclaw]

if your character is in a full life support suit, like a spacesuit, they cannot interact with the world in a way that requires moving air. like blowing a whistle.

or, more egregiously, smelling anything outside the suit that is providing you with protection against the poisonous atmosphere

[astrayan]

Migraine crisis always fun :)

[jkgnggj]

autism creature real, i love emoji kitchen

[broke-on-books]

Okay I'm fixed now (loves languages again)

Anyways schedule of day

10am: necesito que suicidarme; soy grug con rock fuck lenguaje y este examen

11am: vigorously attempting to master grammar + vocab concepts through osmosis and prayer

12: oh actually words are made up and absurd anyways we did this to ourselves

1: temporary reprieve from language classes 🙏😇🌄 oh lol #quirkofcoactivation #languageinhibitionFAIL #linguisticcoactivationbasedorthographyerror in my europol notes teehee. Ok but now lock tf in

2: ok fine I GUESS me voy a clase y levantaré mi mano y todo eso... or whateverrr final clase del día sure

3: said "participatorio" en lugar de "participativa" 3648283 injured 2648273 dead -- but also : )))) right answer to the question ig

4: (haciendo code-switch en una conversación imaginaria mientras regreso a casa) - y hizo algo súper dad-coded, que es-

[aaaaatillathenun]

Once again dreaming about a life that is probably out of my financial level

Oh 3 bedroom apartment i rent with one other person to make costs reasonable so we can also have room for an office and crafting in the third bedroom I desire you so but I know you probably aren’t meant to be

[artrubyproject]

(via "Summer blue night flowers field" Apron for Sale by SamanthaRubin)

[emojiturtledaily]

Day 767: 🐢 & 💤

[fangirltothefullest]

"How can you forget sticky notes, they're right on your desk! Right in front of you! Are you a toddler with no concept of object permanence?"

No I'm just ADHD and the Brain Noises are at such a constant cacophony it's like there's a 500 player orchestra constantly playing and each instrument is playing a different songs at the same time in my head that I most importantly can't shut off.

Try remembering a sticky note exists when the trumpets are blasting star wars, the violins are playing never gonna give you up, the flutes are playing livin la vida loca and the drums think they're a christmas marching band.

"Surely it's not that much input!"

I am at my desk in my bedroom right now. I hear my parents talking in the other room, my cat snoring behind me, the water was turned on and off in the kitchen, the fan is running, the ac is on, there's shuffling of slippers, I can smell my candle, I heard a car go by, the computer is buzzing and it's fan is running, I can hear the fishtank in the other room because my bedroom door is open. The clicking of the keyboard is satisfying but loud. I look up and see everything on my desk. I taste the hot coco i just ate, I hear the fridge beeping, I heard my stomach make a Noise, my over the ear headphones make a soft shhhh sound wqhen they're not playing music, my tinnitus rings constantly, my neck crackled when I looked to the left.

That input DOESN'T SHUT OFF.

Y'all with executives that can function? They're in a nice quiet boardroom with pretty windows and a quiet meeting.

MY executives are forest critters in ties and glasses meeting in the Denny's parking lot at 4am to go over peanut butter recipes and that song we heard when we were 8 and can't EVER let go. What important stuff happened today? I dunno, the raccoon disguised as the board meeting leader ATE the file.

[ase-trollplays]

It could be something wrong with the power source on the computer.

Whatever the case, as soon as the ball is over I'm taking this bitch in to get looked at because the next time it kills itself, I have no outlets I can swap to. I just have to pray that it lasts until the ball ends.

[kissingwookiees]

i love days when my dad is off bc he gets to see first hand how wildly volatile my mother is day in and day out and realize im not crazy when i say she takes her work aggression out on me bc i just HAPPEN to be present during the day