#kitchen keyboard

[cinamun]

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[emojiturtledaily]

Day 896: 🐢 & 👾

[marshmallow-biscuit-blog]

Rooty should've been doing the splits bc he's so short

[g4rchomp]

EVERYONE SAY HI HELLO TO MY NEWBORN SON EPOMAKER TH80 PRO

[heyitslapis]

I dont think yall know just how fucking much i have to reserve myself when i text them

[macaroni-and-pebbles]

Intro!

•Hello! My name is Macaroni but I usually use Critter, so you can use either :) I’ll also use just about any name you come up with for me(I got that any name trans swag).

•he/they/it pronouns. I am a transmasc-agender person, and am still experimenting with names and pronouns, so forgive me if anything changes. •I’m over 18. Sexual stuff is fine just don’t sexualize me or people I know👍.

Feel free to ask me anything :3 Spam asks are completely okay too (I think its actually really fun and nice to know that you want to bother me🥹)

also! Please be aware, my memory is jackshit awful. If I forget to answer something or interact with you in a way that makes you uncomfortable, feel free to stop me or block me immediately.

I am canonically married to @polteergeistt<33

some of my tags are a little funky too so have a little explanation under the cut because this post is long now lmao

#nonsensical rambling - my general post tags. This is usually just me saying whatever :P

#nonsensical ranting - like the rambling tag but for things that make me mad or upset; literally just my rant tag lmao

#critter creates - my creating tag! Usually for art, but I’ll use it whenever I make something

#the critter touches a keyboard - For the rare occasion when I end up writing something :3

#critter chirps - just my asks tag!

#critter adventures - for my little out of the house adventures :33

#critter storytime - literally storytime lolz usually random or weird things that happen to me

#Irl critter jumpscare - whenever I include a picture of me that’s more than just my hands lol

#critter in da kitchen - for whenever I’m cooking/baking!

#bug in a rug - this is when it’s past my “bedtime” lmao (ps i cannot be held accountable for anything i post after this tag starts applying because by then i am. delusional.)

#hubby x2 - for my darling dearest lovely husband☺️☺️

all that being said,

silly :P

[nezclaw]

if your character is in a full life support suit, like a spacesuit, they cannot interact with the world in a way that requires moving air. like blowing a whistle.

or, more egregiously, smelling anything outside the suit that is providing you with protection against the poisonous atmosphere

[dashnite]

Migraine crisis always fun :)

[jkgnggj]

autism creature real, i love emoji kitchen

[aaaaatillathenun]

Once again dreaming about a life that is probably out of my financial level

Oh 3 bedroom apartment i rent with one other person to make costs reasonable so we can also have room for an office and crafting in the third bedroom I desire you so but I know you probably aren’t meant to be

[emojiturtledaily]

Day 767: 🐢 & 💤

[artrubyproject]

(via "Summer blue night flowers field" Apron for Sale by SamanthaRubin)

[fangirltothefullest]

"How can you forget sticky notes, they're right on your desk! Right in front of you! Are you a toddler with no concept of object permanence?"

No I'm just ADHD and the Brain Noises are at such a constant cacophony it's like there's a 500 player orchestra constantly playing and each instrument is playing a different songs at the same time in my head that I most importantly can't shut off.

Try remembering a sticky note exists when the trumpets are blasting star wars, the violins are playing never gonna give you up, the flutes are playing livin la vida loca and the drums think they're a christmas marching band.

"Surely it's not that much input!"

I am at my desk in my bedroom right now. I hear my parents talking in the other room, my cat snoring behind me, the water was turned on and off in the kitchen, the fan is running, the ac is on, there's shuffling of slippers, I can smell my candle, I heard a car go by, the computer is buzzing and it's fan is running, I can hear the fishtank in the other room because my bedroom door is open. The clicking of the keyboard is satisfying but loud. I look up and see everything on my desk. I taste the hot coco i just ate, I hear the fridge beeping, I heard my stomach make a Noise, my over the ear headphones make a soft shhhh sound wqhen they're not playing music, my tinnitus rings constantly, my neck crackled when I looked to the left.

That input DOESN'T SHUT OFF.

Y'all with executives that can function? They're in a nice quiet boardroom with pretty windows and a quiet meeting.

MY executives are forest critters in ties and glasses meeting in the Denny's parking lot at 4am to go over peanut butter recipes and that song we heard when we were 8 and can't EVER let go. What important stuff happened today? I dunno, the raccoon disguised as the board meeting leader ATE the file.

[ase-trollplays]

It could be something wrong with the power source on the computer.

Whatever the case, as soon as the ball is over I'm taking this bitch in to get looked at because the next time it kills itself, I have no outlets I can swap to. I just have to pray that it lasts until the ball ends.

[jcbmcdrmtt]

Sorry if I am not as good about tagging stuff for the foreseeable future. I shattered the screen of my tablet (to the point where there are chunks missing and glass dust coming off under your fingers and you can see the electronics under the screen), and I normally use that + a keyboard case to browse tumblr. I’m using my phone now which means a.) no physical keyboard, and b.) I don’t have as much battery life so my time is more limited. I do not see a point where I can replace the tablet or get it fixed anytime soon either.

All that coupled with the fact that I normally use tumblr in a browser, not the mobile app, means it’s a lot harder to tag things now, especially if I can’t just tap to apply OP’s/the reblogger’s tags because they didn’t add any or i don’t like what they used etc.. Tumblr mobile is honestly tiny and kind of crap on my phone browser - the keyboard makes the screen elements squish together and some things like tag rearranging are broken.

TL;DR: You may possibly see more untagged posts from me in the coming weeks. I apologize, understand if you unfollow, and just. Yeah. I guess I just wanted to explain myself as I normally pride myself on my tagging etiquette.