#kissing you all softly

[beyourownanchor6]

i’m back y’all!! 🫶🏼

[chikaras-garden]

Wanting to fuck the sexy tortured villain is alive and well, I see

[greykolla-art]

Alastor: “Now, let’s talk about literally anything else please!”

Me: “Good! Cause I don’t know where you went so I can’t go further with this!😂”

[usertoxicyaoi]

"Good job."

TAIKAN YOHOU (2023). Episode 3.

[cable-salamdr]

Wolfcat is sooooo funky to me esp now that it’s confirmed that Sora and Jordana were in school together and drifted apart. I don’t really see them as toxic yuri anymore and more as Jordana somewhat-joining the ninja and they are both confused as fuck about one another. Just exhausted from life and scared of AND for the other person. They have so many issues to fix between each other and themselves, and if it takes them like 10 years to actually get together then I am completely okay with that. No more toxic yuri only weary yuri now.

[faaun]

my research partner and i are huddled in a blanket in paddington waiting for a too-late train i already miss you and you and you

[wisdomshoes]

credits to @aspisera for making the crowd and saving me probably hours of my life, while it took them like 20 minutes

so coming from my prolonged and objectively correct deduction: noelle is a fan of my chemical romance. i mean think of the evidence: the biggest computer nerd is internet illiterate, noelle plays nintendogs, noelle's blog is very obviously at least HEAVILY INSPIRED by very early internet blogs, noelle is confirmed to listen to music (very early 2000s of her). AND WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT. MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE just happened to be most prominent in early 2000s to 2010s AT IT JUUUST HAPPENED to be popular for Teenagers and younglings alike. and noelle JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST HAPPENED to be one of those. in that time. at that moment. in time. meaning she's alive at the perfect time to have at least HEARD of mcr. and if she's half as intelligent as she's portrayed to be (or more intelligent than a dirt worm) she'd listen to 5 seconds of mcr and fall in love with it forever. AND AND and AAAAND if dess is HALF as cool as noelle says she'd introduce her to them.

also she has a crush on frank and/or ships frerard

also her favorite album is the black parade

fuck you in advance if you disagree with anything i just said because its all true i asked toby and he said its true and that i have beautiful hair and beautiful lips and i said "i know" and did a kickflip over the horizon into the sunset.

[wuxian-vs-wangji]

I would like to share with you a story from my time at Yonsei University in South Korea:

The Americans arrived about 4-5 days early, giving everyone a few schedule-free days to deal with jetlag and get acclimated before our Korean roommates arrived.

First semester, I had issues with my roommates keeping the room insanely hot (like, they kept the room so hot that laptops would overheat), mainly via the floor heater. My roommates had more flaws than good points and were actually banned from the program for academic reasons.

All I was told about second semester was that they actually put special focus on who my roommates would be, as a sort of apology for how bad mine were.

So, second semester, my first roommate arrives, a small and adorably doll-like girl whose English name was Sophia. Sweet, cute, almost cartoonishly high-pitched voice. She comes in and in the most angelic tone goes "Do you like it hot or cold?" I answered cold, and she grinned and said "Me too!" and walked over to the coil where the floor heater connected to power, slammed her designer stiletto heel into it so hard the whole thing dented at a right angle, and destroyed that thing, never to work again.

Then very sweetly and just as cheerfully said "Oops! It was like that when we both arrived :)"

And like, yeah, sure, whatever you say, psychopath who is now sleeping 3 feet from my skull.

Sophia had arrived early, the other 2 roommates were coming the next morning, and so we go to bed about an hour after meeting.

At 2 in the morning, I wake up to feel someone touching me. Sophia was pulling my blankets up to my chin (they'd apparently fallen when I rolled over). In a white nightgown with long black hair obscuring her face, illuminated only by a sliver of light through the curtains like a demon from a horror movie.

And in her sweet, high-pitched Poppy Playtime kind of doll-like voice she sing-songs "Sssh~ Go to sleep~~~"

I have never gone

from 97% asleep

to so very wide awake

so quickly

in my entire life.

[whositmcwhatsit]

[fabdante]

anyway fun dmc reboot thing that happened to me

i had a dream last night where ninja theory, 11 years later, added this tragic ass vergil/kat scene to the end of the game where they actually talk before he leaves in his hell portal and he kisses her on the forehead and there was crying and he still leaves and everything and vergil/kat was confirmed to have been canon at least previously

but i was freaking out too much watching it to fully watch it and then tried to look up this random new scene later and i just could not find it nothing was coming up and i had no idea what i'd done 11 years later to trigger it

then i woke up and was so frustrated because all of my dream frustration and sadness was for not

[jokerownsmysoul]

[bucket-of-monsters]

The insane rush I get from exerting force in an attempt to overpower someone else gets me like nothing else especially if they can't exert the force to effectively fight back. Like aww poor thing what are you gonna do now?? It's even more fun when they can push back or are aware of other thing they can do or say to try and force me to submit. The back and forth the struggle for control really fucking does somthing to me

[lighthouseas]

okay and if i said byler dancing to this in a quiet moment before the final battle

[kpopgirlbtssvt]

Y’alllll bronchitis is kicking my butt🤧🤧🤧

(please excuse my dramatics in the tags, I’m on day 3 with a fever😭😭)

[hourcat]

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[sparklecryptid]

Reincarnated!AtB!Finwion! Thoughts! Yes, more of them - mainly because I think/hope you might find them amusing.

Here's the thought: In previous iterations of this 'verse, the default has been Thanatos, Ardor, and Ace remembering their past lives. What if they didn't? 

What if the three Royal Bastards were forcibly summoned across time and space and woke up with a bunch of strangers peering down at them?

(Well, Ace for one would not hesitate to curse out Ardyn. Because it is always Ardyn's fault. Always.)

Thanatos would be gleeful at the potential metaphysical implications and  arguments thereof! Ace would be incredulous. ('what the FUCK, universe? Wasn't once enough?!') Ardor would be 'meh'. 

And imagine everyone trying to figure out just which brother was which!

'So - which of you creates things as a life's calling?' Both Ace and Thanatos raise their hands. 'I like to cook, okay?' 'He cooks, and I design spells that violate the natural laws of the universe!'  

'Do any of you like politics?' 'Nope.' 'Never.' 'No.'

'Obsessive tendencies, where you will do anything in pursuit of a goal?' 'Than gets really intense about his research, does that count?' 'And Ardor hates people and is very willing to punch someone if they don't respect his privacy.' 'Ace embarked in a years-long revenge plot to avenge his mother, save his homeland, and save Uncle.'

'Do - which of you is most likely to have a huge number of children?' 'Ace.' 'Ace'.  'Oh, screw you guys.' 'Face it, little brother, you and your husband are the most likely to end up with a huge sprawling brood.'

'Husband? You're married?' 'So is Thanatos!' 'And Ardor is in a committed polyamorous relationship with his large and myriad collection of swords.' 'Little brother - '

' - which of you is more likely to charge in a suicidal assault against an enemy you have no hope of defeating?' The three look at each other. 'None of us?' 'Yeah, that kinda situation seems to call for guerrilla warfare and ambushes'. 'Uncle would not be pleased if any of us did anything that stupid.'

'Which of you would be most likely to tear out an enemy's throat with your teeth?' All three of them raise a hand. 

Of course, there is also the option that all three of them remember perfectly well and are pretending not to in order to fuck with everyone present. 

@hamelin-born

i am CACKLING

i think it would be hilarious if none of them remembered until they were well into their stay in tirion and then they Suddenly Remember something when hanging out with their their Elf Family and the three share a look that just says 'we're gonna play the bit as a long as possible'

like. they could come clean at that point and say they remember who they are and spare everyone confusion and worry.

but they are also ardyn's niblings.

so they chose the most chaotic option.

i bet anything that ardor is the one who breaks first because someone was Talking Shit about Turgon and ardor just '......i like to think i was a patient and wise king in my past life. however. that was my past life. in this one say one more thing about my child and i swear i will stab you'

Turgon: :00

Fingon: :000000

Aredhel: :0

Argon: :0

Thanatos in the background: is the jig up because if so i need to call my husband and tell him about my kids.

Ardor: Ace should do that too.

Ace: Bold of you to assume I know how to phone home.

Ardor: But Thanatos does?

Ace: *gestures helplessly* he's thanatos.