#kissies him and kissies him and kissies him again

[endless-ineffabilities]

#1. fish — a jack schlossblurb

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the start of a jack x reader blurb series! #2. crisis of masculinity will be up next. if you've got suggestions, send over a word or phrase that I can write up a blurb over. and remember to water the root, not the fruit! happy Jacksgiving!!

"Heartbreak sucks. Getting broken up with sucks." You hear Jack start yet another spiel from the living room, and you walk over to find him doing his usual. His phone held out in front of him, acting out a skit—shaking his head as if disappointed. Heartbroken, you could say. Running a hand down his face. Leaning back and dislodging his trucker cap.

Your boyfriend loves the camera, and more so, he's fucking obsessed with the sound of his own voice.

Your cheeks puff as you hold in a laugh. You take a slow sip of your tea to reign yourself in, watching the chaos unfold.

"If they didn't wanna be with you, they're so dumb," he continues. Tell em, hotshot. Speak your truth.

He audibly groans, head shooting in your direction. And you realise you just said that out loud.

"Baaabe! You ruined my take!" he whines.

"Hey, don't come for me, alright? And by the way, should I be concerned? Who broke your heart?"

"You, last night, when you didn't let me do that thing," he shakes his head, fidgeting with his phone as he sets up for another take.

"I was tired! Unlike you, I work a 9 to 5."

"You know I can work you longer than 9 to 5," he smirks, puckering his lips at you.

You feign annoyance, rolling your eyes, but you love his antics. With Jack, no day is boring. Just ridiculous, but you'll take it. "Okay, yuck. Not in front of my ginger tea."

He's got his arm outstretched again, but he clears his throat and looks at you expectantly.

"What now?"

He juts his chin out and makes a kissy face. You sigh in exasperation. And affection. Those two tend to go hand in hand with your very own Little Edie.

So you give him the peck he asks for. His rough hand snakes its way to the back of your neck as you bend down, his lips parting wide to take you in. "Mmm, gingery," he wags his eyebrows when you pull back.

"Go on. Finish your video."

"Oh, damn. Babe, I had already pressed record. Can I keep our kiss in? It would be good for generating traffic, getting people's attention—"

"Jack, don't you fucking dare." You warn, but of course he wouldn't do that. It would ruin the credibility of his heartbreak speech.

He ends it just a moment later. "... if it wasn't working. Then good. Be happy. Move on. There are other fish."

"There are other fish," he repeats, when you plop down on his lap, his phone discarded somewhere on the couch and well out of the way. "But not for me. It's just you, babe. Just you."

"You're so dramatic, Schlossberg."

"What, you think I'm kidding? I'm serious all the time," he counters.

"Sure you are, bud."

"By the way, it's your day off. So... will you let me do that thing now?"

You can only stare at him blankly. "Maybe."

"Good, then. Let me eat your a—"

"As soon as I finish my tea."

[deyisacherry]

hi i have two (2) questions

are you the person on yt that makes those masm sun x moon comps... bc if so, i have watched those so many times and im losing my mind i love them so much thank u for the content

bwahaha what are ur opinions on the episodes from today n yesterday (11/28 and 29) :3 ... rip any chance for sun and moon to be together legitimately EAHAHGFHA

OH HAIII

AJALDHWKD YEAHHH IT'S MEE KICKS A ROCK,,, OMGG YOU'VE SEEN THOSE AHWLFHEKFHWJJFD thank you so much for watching my silly compilations<'3333, the gays got me a YouTube editor arc fr

AND UHHHGHEJSWJHXKSFJ I HAVE SOSOSOSO MUCH TO SAAAY MANNNNNN YEAH ugbsuwhfjd iii guess we'll never have them siiigh idk what do i expect from this bois (no hate, just used to it)...

with complete honesty i do not support moon using a love potion on sun, HE SHOULD'VE TRIED SOMETHING ELSE, BE BETTER TO HIM, ANYTHING BUT THAAAT but then again my goodness he's so clueless he's so dumb he's SO INNOCENT AHWLFHEKF MY GUY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND EMOTIONS NO ONE HAS ACTUALLY GUIDED HIM PROPERLY TO KNOW WHAT TO DO, YEAH "BE NICER" BUT TELL HIM HOOOOW HE'S TOO SILLY

forcing someone to love you with love potions is crazy and not good, THEN AGAIN, MORAL?? SUN DID THE SAME AND NO ONE WAS TRASHING ON HIM FOR IT, THEY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY HSQLHD??? and also

i

had so many cute little sun x moon moments without moon actually breaking any boundary MORE THAN JUST GIVING HIM A LIL KISSY ON THE CHEEK that i can't truly be grossed out by it

IT WAS ON HIS CHEEK WHEN IT COULD'VE BEEN ON HIS LIPS!!!! AND HE DIDN'T!!!! HE RESPECTS HIM!!!!! WJLSGEKJD

he was GENUINELY BEING SO NICE TO HIM, MY BOY WENT TO MAAAAKE CUPCAKES FOR HIM, NOT EVEN BUY, MAKE, HE MADE 129 CUPCAKES CAUSE DIDN'T KNOW WICH ONE WOULD HE LIKE THE MOOOSTGHJSJHSJSHSH

and and abqndbwnndbebfkf

don't get me wrong i don't HATE or despise Roxanne, i just don't like they're making her this DIRTY, THAT EVIL LAUGH GOT ME DEATH STARING AT MY PHONE AHQKHFKWGH ??? WHY WOULD SHE ACT LIKE THAAAT

on god was it just for the potion i would support her but this

THIS

TAKING SUN ON A DATE RIGHT AFTER HEARING HOW HEARTBROKEN MOON WAS???? THAT'S NOT COOL ROXANNE

they're all so fricking dumb dumb blocky dummies omg

AND DUDE MOON WASN'T EVEN MAD (yet) AT ROXANNE, HE WAS JUST SHOCKED AND SAD AND WALKED AWAYYYYYY, UGHHHHDWJZJS HE LITERALLY PROVED HE WOULD BE A GOOD BOYFRIEND

UGH MOONNNNN IF YOU ONLY HAD AN IDEA OF WHAT TO DO TO MAKE SUN THINK IT THROUGH AGAINNNNN

ughhhanshnebf but i guess by sun's words he will never like moon, i guess, i suppose, i dunno, i'm so saaaaaaaaaaad i just want my gay people, why is that so much to ask foooor THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE LOVEY DOVEY I JUST WANT THEM TO PLAY TOGETHER AND MOON GETTING SUN A LITTLE FLUSTERED AGAINNNN I CAN HAVE THAAAAT

anyway anygay......... i still like my ship

i respectfully don't fw roxanne x sun.......

and i am doomed to like doomed yaoi

THANKS FOR THE QUESTIONSSSS AAA

[thollandsgirl2013]

𝐍𝐨 𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬

Parings → Dad! Tom Holland x Mum! Reader

Warnings → none

Summary → Your son, Theo doesn't like it when his dad kisses you. He thinks it's gross.

You were in the kitchen, making lunch, when Tom sneaked up behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you close. You smiled, feeling the warmth of his embrace as he pressed a soft kiss to your cheek.

“Mmm, what was that for?” You asked, leaning into him.

“Just because,” Tom whispered, turning your head gently and capturing your lips in a sweet kiss. Before you could deepen it, you heard a loud groan from the living room.

“Ewww! Mummy! Daddy! Stop that!” Theo whined, his little voice filled with disgust.

You both turned to see your five-year-old son, Theo, standing there with his hands dramatically covering his eyes. His toy cars, now forgotten, lay scattered around him as he peeked through his fingers, making sure you weren’t kissing anymore. “That’s gross! No more kissing!”

Tom laughed, pulling away slightly but still keeping his arm around your waist. “What’s wrong, mate? It’s just a kiss.”

Theo shook his head, his face scrunched up. “Mummy is mine, not yours, Daddy!”

“Oh, is that so?” Tom teased, raising an eyebrow. He leaned in again and gave you another quick kiss, this time on your forehead, knowing full well it would drive Theo crazy.

“Daddyyyyyy!” Theo wailed, covering his eyes again. “You’re not listening!”

But while Theo whined, Samara, your three-year-old daughter, was sitting on the floor nearby, clapping her little hands and giggling. “Yay! Kissy, kissy!” She cheered, her face lighting up with joy. “Again, Daddy!”

Tom grinned, clearly enjoying the split reactions of his kids. “See? At least Sammy appreciates me.”

Samara continued to clap and giggle, her laughter contagious. “More kissy! Daddy woves Mama!” She chanted.

Theo, still covering his eyes, groaned even louder. “Nooooo! No more kissing! It’s gross! Mummy is mine! You can’t kiss her, Daddy!”

You couldn’t help but laugh, reaching down to scoop Theo into your arms. “Oh, my baby boy,” you said, kissing his cheek. “You’ll always be my baby, but Daddy can give me kisses too, okay?”

Theo squirmed in your arms, wiping off your kiss with the back of his hand. “Only my kisses, Mummy. Daddy’s kisses are yucky.”

Tom feigned offense, placing a hand over his heart. “Yucky? Well, guess I’ll have to kiss Mummy more just to prove you wrong.” He leaned in, pretending to go for another kiss.

Theo shrieked, covering his face once again. “Nooo! Cooties!”

Samara was now practically bouncing in place, clapping her hands even harder. “Yayy!”

You laughed, pulling Theo closer to calm him down, while Tom scooped up Samara, spinning her around as she giggled in delight.

“Well, I guess Samara and I are on the same team,” Tom said, kissing her forehead. “Right, Sammy?”

“Yeah, daddy!” Samara cheered, her tiny arms wrapping around Tom’s neck.

Theo, still not having it, pointed a finger at Tom. “No kissing Mummy, Daddy! Or I’ll… I’ll tell Grandma!”

Tom gasped dramatically, pretending to be scared. “Oh no, not Grandma! Anything but that!”

You shook your head, still smiling. “Alright, no more kisses in front of Theo,” you said, winking at Tom.

But as soon as Theo turned around to go back to his toys, Tom leaned in and quickly kissed you on the lips again. Theo spun back, his face scrunched up in exaggerated frustration.

“Daddyyyyy!”

Tom laughed, pulling you closer. “Sorry, buddy, but I can’t help it. Your mummy’s just too kissable.”

As Theo continued to protest, and Samara cheered for more kisses, you couldn’t help but chuckle at your chaotic little family.

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[heartbeetz]

I love that Anton is all gruff and snarly and aggressive but also so so so silly. He's goofy and he has funny sprites and cute sound effects and a little doggy that he hand-feeds bacon off his own plate. Bc he's sweet and also just some guy. Yes he is a Killing With Hammers type guy who growls and likes blowing stuff up and will go down to hell to fight the literal devil bc he's mad about his liquor getting stolen. But also he's my silly thing.

[galilelgalileo]

BLOWS DUST OFF-HEY OKAGE BUDDIES WHATS YOUR OPINION ON A FAN SEQUEL? - SPECIFICALLY A COMIC?

Any way I’m working on a fan sequel that takes place 200 years after the original and I really wanted to go a female protag route because I felt like there’s something untapped in such a concept. And also a second legit over powered evil king as well

I’m hoping to get the soup and heart of the series, which it’s tongue and cheek pokes at jrpgs and the roles we play in such games and how I can we do a similar vibe when it comes to both sequels, how a new set of characters act when they have the pressures of the original cast on them and as well as how our new protag is with both our titular evil king and a new king as well. I’ll keep posting the process as I go on!!! Wish me luck!!!!

[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

Okay I love Big the Cat living his best life just him and Froggy and being perfectly satisfied with that. But IF he ever fell in love I think it needs to be with some really sweet and cute water-creature type Mobian gal.

(mainly because I can't get over the image of him leaning over the edge of a pond and getting a little mermaid kiss like this:

[heifolkens]

Happy (belated) Birthday to Banri!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lets pretend the jewelry in his birthday card was a gift from friends

[callilouv]

hmmmhmhhmh i’m in the mood to draw childe again………..

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

we're being self indulgent again

[schnaf]

23 days until jungsu's 23nd birthday

day 22 - side kisses

[wateruamelon]

i hope when khan and nori reunite she smacks the mustache offa him bc when they had uzi they mutually agreed no bf until she’s married

[renshengs]

hm. if tim were real i think i would hate his guts so bad i’d go out of my way to pick fights with him and that makes him perfect to me. my favorite cringefail loser guy

[theyarebothgunshot]

.

[mutedeclipse]

Hydrated, living his best life

Vesuvius is like. A natural hot spring diy kit, hes got that volcanic warmth built in for free...

[dewgongs]

ughh why do i have to have njghtmares about them

[starshine-selfships]

Only one more day of treating my hair and then I can finally lay my head on the chest of my beautiful wife