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bones-of-a-rabbit · 1 year
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i just. i love when sun is a silly goofy boy. lovestruck clown. love that for him
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maned-dog · 4 months
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A COMMISSION BY THE AMAZING AND WONDER AND TALENTED AND AMAZING @chlorophylliccoyote !!!!!
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thaliasthunder · 2 years
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and to think these motherfuckers all saw him as some creepy weirdo they needed to keep a safe distance from and debated to just LEAVE HIM TO DIE. i am trembling with rage i will burn them alive i will fucking stab them open i will feast with their guts i will
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fisheito · 2 months
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hiya l'il-- medium?...large?? Assorted Sizes-Guy
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oh thanks! i could always use more spices-
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. what am i supposed to do with this.
#surrounded by henchmen (smaller Me's) i peer reproachfully into my inbox#2: ...get him pregnant?#*slaps 2 upside the head* you absolute GOON he's ALREADY pregnant we can't get him DOUBLE pregnant#2: well... why not? if creatures can have two uteri then i don't see why--#Me: *drags my hand down my face* yes i know but. just. dont#3: Picture this. your snake wife is so full and round (because who knows how many snakelets are in there)#3: one day he has to stop working much earlier than usual. u kno. cuz of the MASS. and he starts getting insecure about his body changes#3: so he touches his tummy . looks up at you with those big eyes and murmurs 'am i... unsightly like this?'#3: and u whisper reassurances to him while kissing his face#3: then u promptly rail him on the nearest comfortable surface to erase any doubt of him being unattractive#Me: ..............WHAT THE FUFK?#3: *shrugs aggressively while maintaining eye contact*#Me: NO. pregnancy isn't even our kink. why are we-#3: not YOUR kink maybe#Me: *incredulous stare* how the-- you know what . Go to the timeout zone. i'm not dealing with this today#4: the ask says 'snakumo' though. Wouldn't he be in snake form then...?#3: so? THIS CHANGES NOTHING.#Me: GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#3: *rolls eyes and mutters while walking away*#5: who's greg?#4: dude you can't be serious. if WE know the meme then YOU know the meme#5: i'm serious. i haven't been online in 16 years#4: look. when you wonder if sex will hurt baby top of head-#Me: WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS?#2: because we are currently engaged in a circle of ppl squicked by pregnancy... who must make pregnancy jokes#4: it's all about the joke potential ya see. gigglemaxxing#Me: *massaging my temples* i'm not ready to be a father. i never will be.#6: KNOCK HIM UP AND EAT HIS EGGS SO U CAN KNOCK HIM UP AGAIN. NO ONE SAID YOU HAVE TO BE A FATHER !#3: (muffled from a distance) HELL YEAH BROTHER#Me: SHUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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galaoki · 1 year
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eating ur art style⁉️⁉️ I just want to say I adore the way u draw stanley, he is just so silly/vvpos
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BLUSHING‼️‼️
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suashii · 1 month
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suo hayato the cheek squisher
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kenniko · 10 months
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Kennys not doing ANYTHING to defend the mom accusations but instead, is making another name for himself. The aunty.
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karinasbaby · 6 months
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STELLA LOML WHERE ARE YOU I MISS YOU PLS COME BACK AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY SWEETEST KAYZIE BABIE HELLOOO ☹️☹️ I MISS U SM MORE !!!!!!!!!!!! I PROMISE I’LL BE BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ON TUMBLR TO ANNOY EVERYONE & GIVE U ALL OF UR DAILY DOSES OF HEEHYUCK :( I MISS U SM TOO PLS :(( I LOVE U SM ILL BE BACK WAIT FOR MEEEEEE !!!
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hopezzy · 2 years
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“If you still don’t have an answer for me that’s fine. But don’t forget about it.” —Max and Nat as Hia Yi and Kon-Diao in Cutie Pie Special Episode 3
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ccaptain · 10 months
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i'd grab at every excuse to bring Herald, a deranged and corrupted cryo herald who resides in Abyss!Kaeya's conscience, out. like, give me just a reason and i'll do it. it's so funny and legit insane
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skelekins · 11 months
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I love the trope of tails getting all twisty when the person is like tingly with EmOtIon and feelings
Like when people curl their toes or tie their fingers together when something feels good or really excited
What I’m trying to say is I love the idea of Kelek’s tail getting supper twisted up if he’s super flustered
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bimiio · 11 months
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i love short butches but i need 2 start carrying around a step stool or smthn when i go out cuz kissing them when they’re all the way down there is such an awkward angle 4 my neck but how else am i supposed 2 close a 7 inch gap of distance!!!!😭 it’s not like they can just magically grow so it’s up 2 me🫡
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gctchell · 4 months
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im already one to love and adore your writing and the style in which you execute your storytelling and i usually do so in quiet. but i gotta say, i always loved how you sprinkled in your humor in each of your responses. the links are like a pleasant gift to find a meme linked or an image and sometimes i am thinking the same thing before i click it or ive no expectation and die laughing. your humor and lightheartedness is unmatched. your writing conveys passion, comedy, beauty and serenity. i love your writing as its both whimsically fun and unmistakable. crowned one of the queens in my eyes of (longtime) mutuals when it comes to ur writing. kithes ur cheeks. know im always kicking my feet reading ur stuff and giggling every time u link/reference a meme or something humorous in your replies.
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STOP. KNOWING I MAKE YOU LAUGH IS PURE SEROTONIN TO ME, PUMPKIN. you wake me up with suplexes and comfort me at night with kithes and sweet words... you are the most tumblr wife ever that i could ask for... knowing ur happy out there bc of my dorky ass writing is all i need, hel. IT'S ALL I NEED. I LOVE U. THANK YOU. 🖤🖤🖤🖤
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stardustdiiving · 1 year
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My friend today was like you know fern I think your genshin favs are really funny because to me they’re all very tame green flags that have good vibes and then there’s zhongxiao which everyone hates. And I was like. WELL…..YES….SNUCHFJFJCNC
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bcneheaded · 2 years
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hi hello im here to remind u all that if we are mutuals, I consider u my friend. when i see u on my dash i go " :)) thats my buddy!" and i get excited when u message me or send me things or interact with my posts, even if we dont talk ooc a lot. i only come out and say this randomly because it deserves to be said and yall deserve to be reminded that I value you and appreciate you, your writing, your muse(s), and your overall presence (not BECAUSE of the writing, though i love that we share this silly lil hobby together) but because its you. i care u guys so very much, and as hellish as this little website is and has always been, I'm grateful for it if only because I got to meet people like you. you guys make this all worthwhile. ilusm ok
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kirnet · 1 year
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Opie has a bite record from the shelter which means my fave thing to do is to put my face right in his and (not actually) grab his tail and call him an aggressive pit as he gives me the daintiest little kisses on the tip of my nose
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