#kiss her right on the mouth
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Larian statistics got us like:
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#minthara#minthara baenre#evil murder kitten#shitpost#minthara kiss appreciation day#lets be honest with ourselves#minthara has no problem with the unadulterated worship she's being showered with right now#unlike a certain wanna be tyrant this babygurl most certainly has time for kissing.#minthara enjoyers took them statistics as a personal challenge#we gotta pump them numbers up#show your evil murder kitten some love.#if you are someone who has a problem with her talking about murder all the time#have you considered that she can't talk about murder if youre kissing her?#did you consider that?#if you don't like her talking about murder then put your mouth on her mouth and she'll shut up about it#she cant be killing people if shes too busy smoochin with you
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Fun fact, I was going to draw all my oc x canon's playing the poppy game, but I kinda grew tired so I gave up,,, but I still wanted to sketch leobelle even if it was just a very small and messy chibi comic—
#💙! mah's art#twisted wonderland#twst#oc x canon#sketch#art#twst oc#oc twisted wonderland#leona kingscholar#leona kingscholar x oc#i think it'd be funny if Isabelle tried to play the pocky game with leona he simply took the pocky out of her mouth and just kissed her#something something “the idea is to kiss the other person right? then why don't just do it instead”
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just finished mouthwashing. when will the devs pay for my therapy bill btw?
#mouthwashing#when swansea said ''those were the best years of my life'' and when daisuke said ''i just hope she doesn't blame herself''#and when anya said ''you were right all along'' in reference to everything jimmy said to her#jimmy. is the worst version of myself :| unfortunate condolences to all the jimmy relators out there#want to kiss curly on the mouth and beat him with a wrench
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vquiets sex life has exactly two modes
quiet got bored during hurry up and wait so lets put our hands down each others pants if you try and kiss me ill shoot you for real this time. this exclusively happens in the back of the chopper so technically its vquietpequod and he never knows if hes supposed to avert his eyes or turn up his music or what. clothes (such as they are) stay On. afterwards we are not even going to look at each other for two business hours
quiet in an amorous mood has decided she feels like splorin and venom is literally the most patient indulgent man alive when he loves someone. under no circumstances is venom allowed to touch her back or move too much or she will leave
showering together honorable mention because they dont fuck or even kiss but its the most naked and intimate they ever get with each other. people do walk in on this pretty regularly, not that either of them fucking notices
#everyone's wrong about vquiet except me and its really burdensome#they dont kiss on the mouth venoms yearning for her while shes right there theres insurmountable distance. and pequod is there.#mgs#vquiet
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realizing im kind of a weirdo about laios and marcille
#possramble#ignore this im just babbling but#the thing is that like. i don't ship laios and marcille together. their relationship is so so important to me in that laios comphets himsel#and THINKS that he might be in love with her but he isn't and that's my insane obsession#platonic soulmates for real but they're so sweet together that i fully expect them to be shipped together#like i get it. that's almost the appeal for me. if dungeon meshi were any other series there'd be an epilogue where they get married#convention dictates that they're meant to be together as the male protagonist and his beloved female deuteragonist#but dungeon meshi DOESNT do that and i love it so fucking much they're the comphet besties ever for my strange little brain#like if i ever did an arranged marriage au it would absolutely be laios and marcille having a platonic political marriage and then just#the most insane mutual pining with marcille and falin while laios and marcille struggle their way into becoming best friends#the imagery of the king and his beautiful court mage being tender to each other and everyone thinking they're in love is like catnip to me#like yeah they'd be like that and have no idea people think they should be together and the subversion makes me so obsessed#the more people ship them romantically. the more i enjoy their platonic dynamic it's like some sort of weird comphet fetishism idk#people think they're in love and im outside the window like YES... YES!!!#but also the second i see stuff of them kissing on the mouth or fucking im like oh god no i went too deep in here i gotta get out#don't wanna see that. i'll go feral over the idea of laios and marcille being arm-in-arm like king and queen but they would not fuck.#i want marcille to be his default comphet beard and dance partner/plus one at official royal events but they're not kissing.#she's there on his arm because he's scared of the other noble women tryna get him and being a baby about it#and people see them muttering to each other and laughing and generally being very sweet and think that they're dating but they're not.#she's actually covered in hickies from falin underneath her dress and is gonna get dragon dicked right after the party is over#like she's in her bedroom and falin's helping her take her ridiculous dress off while listening to her complain about politics#and falin is the person she goes home to the person she falls asleep to and wakes up with#they're a triad of utter devotion to each other but only farcille's side of the triangle is romantic#it's almost like an open secret because they're not trying to hide it at all but people assume and are surprised to find out#like people are so right about her relationship with the toudens but with the siblings' roles switched#love of her life & irreplaceable life companion. does anyone get it#anyway. i don't know what's wrong with me#it bothers me that they're not the undisputed most popular het ship for marcille on ao3#it's unnatural. marcille being paired with any other man should be a fringe case.
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it's honestly so hard to explain that you care for someone you like without using the words love
#I've been asked a bunch some time ago how the whole me being aromantic and my girlfriend not being worked#and like. idk man. it just does#she loves me I'm fine with it it doesn't bother me it's sweet it's a little scary#and it's like. if I say I dont love her it sounds so fucking wrong? but if I say I do it sounds like a lie?#because I like her and I like her more than the usual friend#but I just. I don't /love/ her#same with my boyfriend tho that guy is like weird and special bc first love and all#well not really. but kind of. but not really I loved other ppl#but he was one of the very few ppl I actually felt something close to romantic love for#it's so hard explaining aromanticism man. it's such a Feeling#like explaining love is already hard#blehg#aromantic#mumblings//#june if you see this I am kissing you on the mouth RIGHT this instant#I don't think ash will see shit he's never on tumblr but like whatevs (<- devastated jump can't see its boyfriends sour comments everywhere)
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Okay children, gather around. It's "Spencer Complains and Acts a Little Mad" Time:
I have been raw dogging life for 1 month without my adhd/depression/anxiety/mood stabilizers medication and without a single Therapy appointment
I haven't left my house in 1 month, I haven't spoken to any of my (in person) friends in over 1 month, I haven't seen my family in 1 month, I haven't seen my bloody cat in over 1 month, I've barely left my bloody room in over 1 month, and I've been listening to my bloody voice almost every day for 1 hour so I can finish editing the bloody podcast for over a month
To top it all of: I haven't had a decent night's sleep in about 4 days now (in which I just don't sleep or I have extremely vivid nightmares with my departed mother and/or scenarios where I die over and over and over again but can't speak to ask for help before it happens - fun for all the family, if you ask me) and I might or might not be completely and absolutely going insane, with only Good Omens season 1 (6/6) and season 2 (5/6) and the existence of Crowley/red haired Fire Pokemon David Tennant Edition being my sole producer of any amount of serotonin
How am I alive? Good question. Beautiful genderfluid demonic content can be some very nice very distracting content for individuals that simp for Fire Type David Tennant Pokemon like myself
I am quite sure my only contact with anything mental health related in the past weeks has been my best friend whom is very very annoying and refuses to leave me the heck alone and whom is a nurse and is working extra time to advice my stupid ass the best she can, bless her heart
So, with my personal nurse's permission, I have doubled my sleeping medication for the night and, as Fall Out Boy once wrote for the song "Alone Together" in one of my favorite albums to have ever been created "Save Rock and Roll": I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead
#i took so long writing this nonesense for no other reason other than the fact its 2 am and no one makes good decisions at 2 am#that i am actually already feeling sleepy#if my best friend actually manages to give me 1 good nights sleep i will kiss that woman in the mouth and get hitched with her in ibiza#jk shes straight as shit and shes like a sister to me so that scenario is making me cringe but the sentiment prevails#alas dont do drugs unless your doctor tells you to kids#or your nurse best friend#bro im getting so sleepy the word “nurse” aint even looking right anymore#is that even a real word#yes#google says it is#it is not about viking mythology like a thought for about 2 seconds#okay good good nice nice#anyway#i talked about you know what so i have to tag this post for my adhd sake#good omens#crowley#anthony j crowley#david tennant#there#in case anyone cares about a post that mentions crowley for 1 second while in rhe middle of a whole ass sleep drug inflicted rant#lowkey kinda sure ive writen more in the tags now than the damn post jesus christ#hopefully ill be able to have money to buy my medication on the 12th and ill be somewhat mentally stable by the 14th#which means i might actually upload my fanfic next tuesday if my brain is working again#night peeps dont let the bed bugs bite#idk what im saying anymore#my closet just banged by itself and now im scared#sully?#mike?#bo?
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what if i EXPLODE
#the most basic and classic kpop queerbait pose but i still love it youre right#the lyrics during these scenes too this is a song for women and sapphics#they did this for the gay closeted church girls#i literally had a hand over my mouth gasping shocked shaken the entire mv GAOWD im giving the japan division a big kiss rn#momos wolfcut too IM GONNA GJRKDUWP38RBJ#the bridge was so good mina always serves she has given and she has never disappointed!#i LOVE the way sana sang the mmm humming part in the beginning it reminds me of her lines in wallflower and YEAH SHES STILL THE BEST AT IT!#and momos rapping OHHHHHH she has truly never not killed a rap her deep raspy voice is so perfect omg#them turning into paintings in the end YEAH POETIC CINEMA#so glad they made this a littke gay bc all art is inherently gay no im not elaborating#yes obv i saw minas back they had no business putting it there not even 30 secs into the song what if i actually combusted#having this AND oec air force one in one week if god hates the gays why do we always win 👩❤️💋👩
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Minnie?
Yes?
Kissies?
*huggies first*
*smooch*
*another smooch*
*more smooches*
*yet another smooch*
You are exquisite.
*squeals*
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#minthara#minthara baenre#minthara x durge#oc: daedra#i love these two so much!!!!#minthara kiss appreciation day#'minthara is the least kissed' ppffffftt#not when daedra gets done with her#her one brain cell is hyperfocused on minthara's mouth rn cause larian said it's not getting enough attention#if the pink eye color in the game actually looked good#daedra's eyes would be pink right here#her eyes are always pink when looking at her paladin
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Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare!
Together we shall change this dreadful celebration into a bright and glorious feast!
#OH NO TWILIGHT SHES RIGHT BEHIND YOU O NO SHE CANT HEAR US#SHE HAS AIRPODS IN!!!#twilight sparkle#nightmare moon#hear me out#twimare because im feeling romanticle in a scare the shit out of me type of way#mlp#my litte pony friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#ship art?#nightmare night#princess luna#they should kiss on the mouth#twighlight and her scary girlfriend
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Ok so...I was discussing more potential s/i stuff with my partner who actually has PLAYED ovw and has been shipping with Junkrat for like five years 😂😂 and here's what I got
She DOES have strange powers (what they are exactly idk yet) but they actually stem from ancient omnic technology that she stumbled upon quite some time ago at a ruin site in Nepal that basically chose her as a host and embedded itself into her chest iron man style. She's been searching other ruins looking for a way to remove it! That's what puts her into contact with Venture 🥺👉👈
#jane journals#self insert talk#HEHEHE IM INSANE#BUT GOD I NEED TO KISS THEM 😭😭💖💖💖💖#actually this just occurred to me just now while typing this and thinking about it#what if the little piece of omnic that attached itself to her still has like...some sentience??#and becomes basically like a voice in her head#idk to what end#but that seems like an interesting spin#its like a twitch chat in her brain tho telling her to go for it and smooch venture right on the mouth 😂😂😂#🪨 i wanna rock with you 🪨
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antiviral but about the resentful forced intimacy of biological communion with someone you hate
#often enough when im bodily stressed like getting piercings while on my period or surgery or being sick etc ill get the same cold sore flare#up on my upper right lip that ive gotten occasionally since i was a kid. my whole immediate family has them bcus of my aunt who has no#respect for boundaries & would force a hug on a child who clearly didnt want to & would kiss everyone on the mouth as a greeting. im only#related to her through marriage & always thought she was a bitch. she was the type to try & refuse covid vaccines despite being a school bus#driver with lung and heart issues & she gave my grandpa the covid that killed him & seemed to feel 0 remorse for it#like if we lived in a world where the purge existed i would have killed her. & part of HER is in me forever? this bitch???#texticles#antiviral
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And then she came up to my knees, begging, baby, would you please?
#this song means so much to me#i hate the fact that it got tiktofied#but it deserves the hype#i sleep so i can see you#cause i hate to wait so long#i'm gonna cry#she took my fingers ro her mouth#sailor song#gigi perez#right now ohh#won't you kiss me on the mouth ans love me like a sailor
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it is a FIRM belief of mine that Nicely and Nathan were in love
#“she said to pick her up after the show at the hotbox and *don't be late*” “yes dear”#THAT'S GAYYY!!#and the fact that nathan was so adamantly opposed to getting married??#YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO WANTS YOU!! MARRY HER RIGHT NOW STUPID!!#(unless you're queer. then kiss nicely on the mouth.)#it's truly devastating that I'm not allowed to post tiktoks about them on the account my theater uses for advertizing#seriously. I mean it's just catering to our audience.#(our audience being the musical theater queers)#guys and dolls#nathan detroit#nicely nicely johnson
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my drunk fucking neighbour just kissed me im gonna puke
#right in front of my mother too lol but she was talking with his friend and from her angle it did look like he just kissed me on the cheek#but he fucking didnt#full on the mouth#i hate men so much
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#don't y'all wake up with perfect make up? not even smudged lipstick or raccoon eyes. anyway fine i'm suspending my disbelief#unreal#quinn king#rachel goldberg#//#sine's edits#i appreciate the 'there were more beds but they still slept in the same one' sentiment but i just watched that tgw scene where lana#has perfect make up after having sex with kalinda and i was like 'enough! that womanizer would have smudged lana's lipstick and left#lipstick marks all over her lover's body' like if you give us a lipstick lesbian and a feminine bisexual at least do it right.#although lana and kalinda's kisses always look awkward anyway. donna did it better with an open mouth. /end of irrelevant rant
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