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gobind-631 · 7 months ago

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[Section 4,Part 15.2.6]

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Pehli baat toh yeh Mahatma ji ..aap yeh bhool rahe ho .. aap ne mehez ek sapna hi toh dekha tha/aap ne joh dekha tha ..woh mahez ek sapna hi toh tha....

Haquiqat ka aisi cheez se koi vaasta ya sambandh nahi(hota)..

Maaf karna..jab aadmi deluded states main hota hai.. tab aksar woh isi kisam ke sapne dekha karta hai..yani ki woh aksar aise sapne dekha karta hai joh uske deep rooted belief system ko reflect/project/ justify karte (hue dikhte) hai..iss main kuch bhi surprising nahi hai..

Ab aap khud ek secularist kisam ke ..congress walon ki ideology mani aastha rakhne wale vyakti hote ho(aap khud yeh sab keh chuke ho mujhse..bohot pehle)..(saath main aap Vaishnavism main bhi aastha rakhte ho)..toh naturally inhi values/isi ideology ko project/reflect/reaffirm/validate hote hue dekh rahe the aap..apne iss sapne mai.. (Matlab ki inn sab baaton ka (aap ki overall belief system ka)mila jula projection/product raha tha.. aap ka yeh sapna)..

Pehle bhi kai baar..kai congress walon ko ..kuch isi kisam ki baaton ko(isse milti julti baaton ko)karte/kehte hue sun chuka hoon main..[Yani ki unn sab baaton ko..jinhe aapne khud Hanuman ji ko kehte hue suna tha (beshaq ..sapne main dekha/suna hoga …phir bhi..).Ab aap khud hi samajhdar ho..iske aage main ab kya bolun..]

Yeh mehez ek sapna hi tha..haqquiqat se iska koi vaasta nahi.. bas baat itni si hai..

**Ram ji ..Sita ji.. saath hi hai.. koi inhe alag alag dikhane ki koshish nahi kar raha ..theek hai?..

Opposition ki propaganda main poori tarah se aa chuke ho aap ..aise lag raha hai..

Maine kai saare aise bhi jhande dekhe hai ..jiss main ..Ram ji aur Sita ji dono ko ek saath darshaya gaya hai..[..aur shayad kuch aise bhi jhande dekh rakhe hai..jiss main ek side ko Prabhu Ram ji ko darshaya gaya hai..aur doosri side main Ram ji aur Sita ji dono ko darshaya gaya hai..theek se yaad nahi ..lekin aise jhande bhi dekhe hai..]

**Woh joh har mariyada ko todne wali baat kar rahe ho na aap..uska jawab yeh hai ki..dharm ki raksha ke liye kabh kabhi unnis bees ..yani ki..kuch excess kisam ka karna padh sakta hai/ho sakta hai unintentionally ho jaata ho..kuch log badge hi dhoorth hote hai ..maante hi nahi.. toh kya karen.. dharm ki raksha bhi toh zaroori hoti hai..toh kabhi kabhi ho sakta hai..ho jaata ho..kuch kuch unnis bees(unfortunately)kisam ka..lekin haan kisi prakar ki koi hadd nahi paar karni chchaiye …yeh haq kisi ko bhi nahi..yeh main maanta hoon.

Lekin sab kuch overall aage ke liya achcha hi sabit hoga.. (Kyon ki aap majority ki sentiments ko dhyan main rakhte hue kaam karte rehte ho)

Aap khud jald dekhoge iss wali baat ko sabit hote hue..(..kab?..jab iss dharti pe wapas Ram Rajya aa jayega.. tab aap khud dekhoge..)

**Woh joh politics main Bhagwan ke naam ko istamal kiye jaane wali baat hai na..uske bare main ab..

Meri maaano toh..koi religion vegera ko weaponise nahi kiya ja raha hai yahan par..balki dharm ki raksha karne ki koshish ki jaa rahi hai yahan par..(..aur aisa karne wale ko log dharm ka rakshak maante hai..)

**Aur jahan tak baat hai ..Prabhu Ram ji ke Pavitra naam ki..

Dekhlo aaj aap..kaise gali gali..kuche kuch..bacha bacha ..lene laga hai (aaj ki tariq main).. Prabhu Shree Ram ji ke naam ko..

Yehi toh Vaishnav dharam hai..iss main aap ko kya appati ho sakti hai..kamal hai..aap ko toh khush hona chahiye na..

***Aur woh joh Gandhi ji wali baat hai na..jiska aap ne abhi abhi kuch hi der pehele zikr kiya tha ..main bolna nahi chahata tha..lekin internet main iss baat ko leker kaafi controversial material pada hua hai..aap khud check kar sakte ho..kuch log iss baat ko openly contest karte hai.. am hoping..galat keh rehe ho/hai/honge..yeh log..

Mera(bhi)dil manne ko tayyar nahi hai..sach toh yeh hai ki..main sveekar hi nahi sakta..aisi baaton ko..

Gandhi ji ko khud main..ek bohot hi mahaan (kisam ke)vyaktitv wale insaan ke roop main dekhta hoon..

Yeh links aap khud check kar sakte ho..pata nahi kitni sachchiyi hai iss material main/inn sab baaton main(below)….

Padhiye isse ..main janna/dekhna chahonga ..aap ki pratikriya ..(isi wale vishay ko leker)..[iss sab material ko padh lene ke baad..]

[Mahatma ji khud ab iss material ko studiously/religiously..padhte/dekhte hue..at dis point..]..

Me(after a while):kya kehna hai ab aap ka..iss wale vishay ko leker..zaroor pareshan se hogaye honge ab aap..(humko toh lagta hai)…hai na?

Mahatma ji(after having gone through this content.. (was wearing a grim look now)..was now saying..):Bhai..kya bolon ab main..dhakka sa laga hai mujhe..yeh sab padh kar..galat bhi hosakti hai yeh sab batien..hain na..hoskta hai unhe defame karne ki yeh koi nayi sazish ho ..

Main toh samajh hi nahi paa raha hoon ki akhir kya matlab nikala jaye iss sab ka....

Yeh sab/iss kisam ki cheez koh toh main pehli baar padh raha hoon.. yeh kab hua?..mujhe toh dhakka/jhatka sa laga hai sir…sach batayae..kya aap ko lagta hai ..aisi baaton main kisi kisam ki koi sachchai vegera ho sakti hai?..aap ko kya lagta hai..???(pauses for a while..as if expecting/desiring a response…main nahi respond karta..so decides to continue..)..khair..jaane dete hai aaj/ab..iss/yeh wali baat ko..

Mahatma ji:Bhai..bhale hi hamko(sachchai ka)pata na ho..lekin Krishn ji sab jaante hai..bas itna hi kaafi hai..

Koi bhala unhe thag saka hi aaj tak..koi bhala unhe dhoka de saka hai aaj tak..aisa kabhi nahi ho sakta..hai na.?

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“Worship Govinda, worship Govinda, worship Govinda, O foolish mind! When the time of death comes, the rules of grammar will not save you”

..Ramachandra Raghuveera …Ramachandra Ranadheera…

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shyampyari · 3 years ago

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Tumhare liye jeeti hoon,

tumhare liye jeena chod dungi.

Tumhare liye marti hoon,

tumhare liye kisi ko maar dungi.

Tumhare liye dhadakta hai dil,

tumhare liya dhadakna chod dega.

Mere aankh tumhi ko dekhna chahte hai,

ek baar dekh le to aur kuch nahi dekh payyenge.

Mere haath tumhi ko dhoondte hai,

ek baar tum mil jao, kabhi chodenge nahi tumhe.

Mere kaan tumhare aawaj sunne ko taraste hai,

ab tumhara gaana sun li hai, toh aur har dhvani pheeki lagti hai.

Bas tum mil jao,

toh aur koi cheez nahi chahiye.

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ruthaaashiq · 4 years ago

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Best 4 Line Shayari On Life In Hindi

Zindagi jab gehre sach bataati hai, "shayari on life in hindi" wala Artist paida hota hai.. Philosophy write up aajkal ke kalyug me sab log status me rakhte hai..Shayari on zindagi in hindi ke apne alag hi aashiq hote hai..Nuclear families aur freedom ki khoj me bahut lessons mil jaate hai..Ese me "life lesson shayari in hindi" aur philosophical gyaan ka bhandaar hi jeene k sahaara ban jaata hai..

सफर सी मेरी जिंदगी , बस जैसा तेरा इस्क है । सफर ना करूँ तो मंजिल ना मिले , सब्र ना करूँ तो बस ना मिले , सफर के बिना भी रहना मुस्किल है । बस के बिना सफर नामुमकिन है । तभी तो जिंदगी को आप जैसे हमसफ़र की दरकार है । सफर भी अच्छे से जाए जिंदगी की भी अच्छे से निभाए ... Safer se mere jindgi, Bus jesa tera ishq hai.. Safer na kru to manjil na mile, Sabr na kru to bus na mile, Safer ke bina rhna muskil hai.. Bus ke bina sufer namumkin hai.. Tbi to jindgi ko app jese hmsafer ki darkar hai.. Safer bi ache se jye jindgi bi ache se nibhaye..

हम वो दिपक नहीं जो हवा के जोके से बुझ जाया करते हैं । हम तो वो सुरज है जो बारिश में भी निकल आया करते हैं। हम वो वृक्ष नहीं जो अकेले उग जाया करते हैं । हम तो वो मिट्टी है जो हमेशा साथ निभाया करते है। Hm vo deepak nhi jo hva ke zoke se buj zaya krte hai.. Hm to vo suraj h jo barish m bi nikal aya krte hai.. Hm vo vriksh nhi jo akle ug jaya krte hai.. Hm to vo mithi hai jo hmesha sath nibhaya krte hai...

जिंदगी एक सफर है । रोज हजारों मोड़ आतें है । हजारों से रोज मुलाकात होती है । हजारों चहरों से रोज बात होती है। पर हजारों में एक चहरा ऐसा होता है । जिसे हम चाहकर भी भूल नहीं पाते , यही वो चहरा होता है जो हमारी जिंदगी बदल देता है । तो किसी चहरे के आने का इंतजार मत करो खुद ऐसे बनो जिससे मिलकर किसी की जिंदगी बदल जाए ... Jindgi ek safer hai... Roj hzaro mod ate hai... Hazaro se roj mulakaat hoti hai.. Hazaro charo se roj baat hoti hai... Par hazaro charo m ek asa chara hota h jise hm cha kr bi bul nhi pate, Yhi vo chara hota h jo hmari jindgi bdal deta hai .. To kisi chare ke ane ka intzaar mt kro kud ase bno jisse mil kr, Kisi ki jindgi bdal jaye...

जिंदगी हर पल सिखाती है । हर पल कोई राज बताती है । हर पल किसी अपने से मिलवाती है । ओर किसी अपने की यादों के सहारे ज़िंदगी चलती जाती है । Jindgi her pal sikhaati hai... Her pal koi raj btati hai.. Her pal kisi apne se milvati hai .. Or kisi apne ki yado kr share jindgi chlti jati hai...

जिंदगी की कशमकश में कुछ इस कदर फंसे हैं । मानो सब होते हुए भी गर्त में धंसे है । जिंदगी चल तो रही है पर पहले वाली अदा नहीं है। सजा भी मिलती है पर पहले वाला मजा नहीं है । Jindgi ki ksmsh m Kuch is kadar fase hai .. Mano sb hote hue bi Garth m deshe hai.. Jindgi chal to rhi h par phale vali adha nhi hai.. Sza bi milti h par phle vala mza nhi hai..

इस दिल की फरमाइश तुम हो, इस दिल की पहली आजमाइश तुम हो, तुमको खो देने से डरता है यह दिल इस दिल की पहली ख्वाहिश तुम हो... Is Dil Ki Farmaish Tum Ho, Is Dil Ki Pahli Aaj mice Tum Ho, Tumko ko Dene Se Darta Hai Dil Is Dil Ki Pehli Khwahish Tum Ho...

तुमसे एक सवाल है मेरा , क्या तुम मेरा जवाब बनोगी। खुद को खो दिया है, मैंने क्या मेरी रूह के लिए आब बनोगी । मुझे पता है इतना आसान नहीं है। पर वह इसकी क्या जिसमें इम्तिहान नहीं है । वह आंख ही क्या जिसमें ख्वाब नहीं है, वह सवाल ही क्या जिसमें जवाब नहीं है । Tumse Ek Sawal Hai Mera, Kya tum mera jawab banoge.. Khud Ko Kho Diya Hai, Maine Kya Meri ruh ke liye aab banogi.. Mujhe pata hai itna Aasan Nahin Hai, per vo Ishq Ki Kya jismein Imtihaan Nahin Hai.. Vah Aankh Hi Kya jismein Khwab Nahin hai, Wo Sawal hi kya Jiska Jawab Nahin hai...

दुनिया का अंदाज अलग है। दुनिया का हर एक राज अलग है। इस राज को जानने जाओगे तो दलदल में फस जाओगे। अगर खुद को जान जाओगे तो दुनिया से कहीं आगे निकल , खुद को जानना दुनिया को जानने से कहीं ज्यादा आसान है। यहां पर हर पल हर घड़ी में होना इम्तिहान है। जो इंतिहान को पार कर ले उसी के आगे झुकता जहान है। Duniya Ka Andaz alag hai.. Duniya Ka Har EK Raj alag hai.. Is Raj Ko Janna jaaoge to daldal mein fansa j₳₳ø₲ɇ.. Agar Khud Ko Jaan jaaoge To Duniya Se Kahin Aage nikal jaaoge.. Khud Ko Janam Duniya Ko Janani Se Jyada Aasan hai.. Yahan Har Pal Har Ghadi Mein Hota Imtihan hai.. Jo Imtihan ko Paar kar le Usi ke aage Jhukta Ja Jahan Hai..

सच्चाई की राह कठिन है। पर अब चलना इन्हीं पर है। इस राह में लाखों काटे हैं। पर गुजर ना अब इन्हीं से है। मानती हूं कि बहुत दुख है इस राह पर, पर अब प्यार करना इन्हीं दुखों से हैं। पता है लाखों छाले पड़े हैं पांव पर ,पर, कुछ कर गुजर ना इन्हीं से है। Sacchai Ki Raah kathin hai.. Per ab Chalna inhin per hai.. Is Raah Mein Lakhon Kahate Hain.. Per ab Gujara Inhi se hai.. Manti Hun Ki Bahut Dukh Hai is Raha per, per ab Pyar karna in Hi dukkho se hai.. Pata Hai Lakhon chhale Pade Hain.. Pau per per ab Kuchh kar gujarna Inhi se hai..

पास आकर भी हम दूर है। आखिर हम ही क्यों इतने मजबूर है। किस्से हमारे सब ओर मसहूर है । जिस किसी को देखो चड़ा इस्क का सरूर है । इस्क करने वाले होते बेकसूर है । ये ही तो होतें जहाँ का नूर है । Pass hokar bhi Ham dur hai.. Aakhir ham hi Kyon itne Majboor Hai .. kisse Hamare Sab Aur mashhur Hai.. Jis Kisi Ko Dekho Chadha Ishq Ka Suroor Hai.. Ishq Karne Wale Hote bakasur Hai.. Yahi to hote Jahan Ka Noor hai..

मेरा विस्वास है तु मेरी आस है तु .. मेरे जीवन का एक एहसास है तु .. मेरा मान है तु मेरा स्वाभिमान है तु .. मेरा अरमान हैं तु .. माना की सब कहते तुझे भगवान है .. पर मेरी जान है तु .. तुझ पे है मेरी सब आस्था तेरे सिवा किसी ओर से नहीं है वास्ता .. मुझ में है तु मेरी हर साँस में है .. ओर क्या बोलु में मेरे हर विस्वास में है तु .. Mera Vishwas hai tum meri Aas Hai Tu .. Mere Jivan ka Ek Ehsaas Hai Tu.. Mera Man Hai Tu Mera .. Swabhiman Hai Tu Mera Armaan Hai.. Mana Ki Sab Kahate Tujhe Bhagwan Hai per Meri Jaan Hai Tu.. Tujhpe Meri sub Austin Tere Siva Kisi Aur Se Nahin Mera Vaasta.. Mujhmein Hai Tu Meri Har Saans Mein Hai.. Aur kya bolun Mere Har Vishwas Mein Hai Tu....

मुझे देखकर मुस्कुरा रहे हो .. पास नहीं आते क्यों सता रहें हो .. इस्क तुमसे नही तुमसा इस्क है .. जब दरमियाँ कुछ है ही नहीं क्यों भाव दिखा रहे हो .. Mujhe Dekh Kar Muskura Rahe Ho .. Paas Nahin Aate Kyon Sata rahe ho .. Ishq Tumse Nahin Tumse ishq Hai .. Jab Darmiyaan Kuchh Nahin Kyon Bhav dikha rahe ho...

Shayari on life in hindi mene bhi bahut save kiye hai...Aksar wahi folder life ke deep down time me dekha karti hoo..Agar iss guest post me aapko bhi kuch lines achi lage toh use ko save kare aur comment karke writer ko motivate karein..life lesson shayari in hindi ka "Aashiq hai ye Ruthaaashiq".

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chaipecharcha · 5 years ago

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दो खिलाड़ी, प्रॉब्लम भारी Do Khilaadi Problem Bhaari Lyrics in Hindi - Raftaar, Kr$Na

लेडीज एंड जेंटलमेन आई ऍम योर जेंटल फ्रेंड इस स्टोरी में दो खिलाड़ी जिनकी प्रॉब्लम भारी छोरी यह बावली रात साड़ी जागती भागे जो भी कांड करे खाकी में ये आग सी दिल करे रॉबरी इलज़ाम मुझपे थोप री स्ट्रॉबेरी से हूंठ चले गोलियों को डॉगती पीछे पीछे पीछे भागे तू चोरों के फसे जो लगे भाई मोरो के रिबन काटे मरे तू चाटे दाद दू तेरे दाव की इंग्लिश में बोलू लव यू मैम! तू भी इंग्लिश में बोल देना सैम टू सैम मेरी सोहमिया ही सैम मेरे दिल का टू चैन मुंबई में तू एक नंबर दिल्ली के कायम मैडम रहम खा रहम खा ना इतना मेरा टाइम खा रैपर तेरा डैपर बड़ा भूका ना मैं फेम का चौकना! ओये! बच के रहना, बच के रहना चौकना! ओये! भागते रहना, भागते रहना चौकना! ओये! बच के रहना, बच के रहना चौकना! ओये! भागते भागते भागते रहना हाय रे नेत्रं, क्या है तेरा पैतरा तन्ने लगता क्यों, तन्ने कोई ना देख रा! घर को संभल रखना, बिछाके जाल रखना हाल हो बेहाल लिपस्टिक लाल क्यों उतार रखना कदी का पता स्वाद बड़ा दे चले मू ये हाथ चलदे लगी स्ट्रें��र बड़ी डेंजर कोई भाई की बात बड़ा दे सो दिन की बात भले जो भी करना बिंदास करे दिखती धासूँ निकली जासूस मैडम के जब साथ चले बातों में देना धकल नहीं जीने को थोड़े है पल ही विदेश ना जाये फिर भी घुमाये ये छोरी ना तुमसे संभालती कर पाओगे इनकी नक़ल नी काटे ये जैसे फसल थी जब साथ में आये तो सब की लगाए ये जोड़ी ना थोड़ी भी हलकी रे इनकी करो बात तो किसी की नहीं औकात आएंगे ये साथ तोह लगाएंगे ये वाट आह चौकना! ओये! बच के रहना, बच के रहना चौकना! ओये! भागते रहना, भागते रहना चौकना! ओये! बच के रहना, बच के रहना चौकना! ओये! भागते भागते भागते रहना The Full Lyrics for the song Do Khilaadi, Problem Bhaari by Raftaar, Kr$Na. If you have any suggestions or want to suggest any change to the lyrics, please contact us. Find other super hit Bollywood Song Lyrics here. If you liked it, do comment below and Like & Share. Thanks! :-) Read the full article

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Maa Kasam Lyrics – Kr$Na

Maa Kasam Lyrics by Kr$Na is Latest Hindi rap song sung and written by KrsNa. The music of new song is given by Deep Kalsi, Kr$Na while video is directed by Director GRIM.

Maa Kasam Lyrics

Yeah, Tune Line Cross Kari Toh Main Ek Aur Baar Line Cross Karunga Aakhiri Baar! Kabhi Kabhi Chup Rehna Hi Behtar Hai Kr$Na Ab Le Raha Teri Keh Kar Hai Kakarot Mein, Is Game Mein, Banda Hi Nahi Meri Ghalti Kari Naam Ko Lekar Hai Faker Hai Marega To Karega Na Miss Koyi Rap Ki Lugai Lagta Hai Tu Miss Koyi Jab Tak Tera Fayada Tha Tu Bhi Kar Raha Tha Ra Ra Jaise Mutton Wali Dish Koyi Jhatka Laga Tha Tujhe Maharani Ke Baad Bol Beti Such Hai Tu Sahi Hai Na Ceat Tyre Main Nai Baat Karra Pahiye Ka Par Tere Papa Ko Rubber Lagana Chahiye Tha Ro Le Tujhmein Dum Hai Na To Paar Kare Yamuna Ko Diss Karun Tujhe To Bolega Jaake Mama Ko Unko To Main Humesha Karta Respect Unki Kya Galti Beta Nikla Nikamma Jo Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Black Sheep Har Track Pe Main Lagta Hu Athlete Fact Chahiye To Fact Yehi Hai Ke Tere Gaanon Mein Mere Baare Mein Koi Fact Nahi Clear Karun To Kalamkaar Mein Hu Partner Iska Matlab Chhote Main Kise Ke Bhi Neeche Nai Neeche To Tu Anshul Aur Tony Ke Missionary Shayad Teri Lete Khade Hoke Tere Peechhe Bhi Kitne Me Bikega Tu Daam De Bl*W Job Wala Lagta Tu Naam Se Bunty Ko Jaake Ab Ga**D De Teri Jali Booty Beta Yeh Na Koi Ramdev Ab Gauri Hi Chinal Bas Jaaye Jahan Hai Fayada Iss Baar Bhi Tera Nasha Ruk Nahi Payega Banaya Maine Jaake Ravan Ko Ramayana Teri Paheli Ka Anjaam Maar Khayega Back Stabber Tu Hai Beti Kahan Hai Tera Aaina Lagta Tu Pusy Jo Ki Bin Wajah Aaina Gaana Tha Bekaar To Bole Tha Main Bimaar Jaise Nehwal Maine Aise Bahane Hai Sahe Na Agli Baar Dikhi To Tere Liye Ghusand Hai Tujhe Laga Tu Jeeta Tujh Mein Ghamand Hai Gaano Mere Kare Tu Mere La*D Ka Zikar Miss Spicejet Se Zaada Lagta Tujhe Pasand Hai Ise Naapne Ja Shauk Hai Ise Naapne Ja Shauk Hai Ise Naapne Ja Shauk Hai Ise Naapne Ja Shauk Hai Ise Naapne Ja Shauk Ab Ye Kaanpega Khauf Se Hashtag Fixed Match Fixed Match Sanjeev Chawla Nahi Beta Tera Shit Whack Shakal Se Tu Lagta Hai Panzy Scandal Mein Hansie Career Dooba Hua Big Crash Bole Aake Kalamkaar Se 5 Log Ne Diss Kiya 5 Log Kidhar Shayad Maine Kuchh Miss Kiya Diss Kiya 2 Ne Rang Tere Hai Dogle Tune Bunty Ke Fan Ko Praja Bol Ke Enlist Kiya Teen Din Lapata Maine Kara Case Close Raga Se Bhi Pade Tujhe Chutad Pe Chaped Do Ab Pauri Pal Ke Gaal Ga*Nd Ke Laal Bilkul Jaise Toone Bola Is The Color Of My Face Bro High-Five Jalpari Doobi Yaane Lagi High Tide Yeh Hype Ki Hai Bhookhi De Do Thodi Limelight Yeh Hai Fight Night To Main Lagun Mike Tys’ Tu Sick Like Twice I Rolled The Dice Right Studio Ki Baat Tujhe Yaad Hogi Teri Awaaz Sune Bina Sabki Saans Udi Poori Apni Janta Bhaag Uthi Jab Tune Joote Khole Aur Gandi Baas Uthi Mr. Smelly Foot Haan Got Killed By Mr Tooth Haan Ansul Ke Aage Zyada Na Jhukna Kahin Zyada Ghis Na Jaaye Tera Ghutna Naya Hai Sawera Dil Tera Keh Ra Aayi Janmashtami Khatam Hua Dussehra Lugai Wala Chehra Blouse Jaake Pehan Aa Naach Mere Aage Tab Phenkunga Paisa Naya Hai Sawera Dil Tera Keh Ra Aayi Janmashtami Khatam Hua Dussehra Lugai Wala Chehra Blouse Jaake Pehan Aa Naach Mere Aage Tab Phenkunga Paisa Role Ancient Mujse Bura Lagta Hai Tu Still Ziki Meida Ka Kuda Lagta Hai Tu Soft Jaise Silk Route Ke Ganga Mein Kood Bhagirath Mein Dooba Dooba Lagta Hai Tu Wo Voice Note Diss Game Se Purana Bhadkaane Ka Tareeka Bhi Lame Hai Tumhara Afsos Gaurav Ko Main Paal Nahi Paa Raha Kyuki Paale Maine Kutte Par Saanp Nahi Pala Aur Harjas Chupa Rustam Ke Time Pe Humne Use Bola Bro Mat Kar Diss Tu Par Usne Bola Bhai Mujhe Karna Hai Wo Hai Uski Marzi And We Don’t Have An Issue Baat Karun Sirf Apne Liye Aur Mujhe Maharani Se Nafrat Hai Taan Ke Ghumun Main Seena Jaise Shatrughan Kitno Ko Diya Janam Lagta Kr$Na Hi Dashrath Hai Natkhat Hai Gopala Teri Haandi Na Tod De Phir Safed Makhan Milega Tere Honth Pe Track Pe To Yahan Saare Bante Hain Hard Par Milke Dar Se Ho Jaate Ye Totle Kar Meri Baat Main To Karta Hoon Drugs Nahi Maal Nahi Phoonkta Aur Deta Main Fu*Ks Nahi Tujhe Lagi Badi Chull Sach Ki Tu Karta Hai Dono Ab Bol Yeh Sach Nahi Sach Yahi Tu Chahta Hai Hype Tu Chahta Hai Raftaar Kare Tujhe Reply Toone Kara Diss Jisne Maana Tujhe Bhai Taaki Tu Ban Jaaye Ek Aur Bantai Diss Kyun Kare Use Jis-Se Li Udhari Toone Sadma Laga Aakhirkaar Kaate Baal Phir Jaake Kaali Kari Sunehre Wali Ye Daadhi Toone Jalpari Mar Padi Phir Se Mara Li Tune You Ain’t Beethoven But I’m Menad To Bach You’re Elementary, I’m Dropping Penitentiary Bars Leave’em Potentially Scarred They Pretend To Be Hard Until I’m Waving The Stick Making The Symphony Start Views Kam Aaye To Lagaye Tone Ad, That’s Fact Comment Daale Fake Wale Whack, That’s Fact Daale Pre Written Wale Rap, That’s Fact Deadline Mein Hi Hua Tera Wrap, That’s Fact Pehle Diss Phir Bole No Hate Chhotu Tu Kehna Kya Chahata Hai Above The Belt Ki Baat Kare Par Maza To Tujhe Below The Belt Rehne Mein Aata Hai Mujhe Jod Mat Kisi Aur Ke Usool Se Do Baar Liya L Jaise Toone Cool J Mere Balls Kyun Paas Tere Munh Ke Jaise Lete Shot Jab Leit Ke Tum Pool Mein Aaj Awam Khush Teri Praja Gaad Ke Ab Miloonga Tujhe Main Tere Ghar Ke Paas Mein Tu Bana Raha Diss Aur Main Bana Raha Hit Dekh Lenge Kaun Kya Karta Hai Iss Saal Mein 3 Gaane Baad Bhi Mujhe Ye Daad Dere Teri Khushiyan Khatam Kari Raat Leke Ab Life Apni Kar Mujhe Dedicate Kar Thoda Meditate Poori Zindgi Mujhe Jawab Dete Karu Jo Bhi Bolun And I Don’t Talk Shit Boy Agli Bara Jawab Mera Hoga Nahi Diss Boy Tujhe Lage 3 Gaane Karne Reply Mera Ek Gaana Kare 3 Ko Destroy Wo Bhi Voice Note Ke Bina F*Ckin’ Snitch! Oh Aur Promotion Ke Liye Dhanywad Album Dropping This Summer Rest In Piss Maa Kasam Hard Nahi Chhote Tu To Shuru Se Hi Lagta Hai Naram Makasam Palan Tod Kaise Beta Tera Kaafi Halka Hai Wajan Maa Kasam Paanch Ki Baat Kare Par Akela Maine Kiya Tujhe Khatam Makasam Tere Munh Se Bhaichare Wali Baatein Hoti Nahi Hazam Read the full article

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elearninhindiblog-blog · 5 years ago

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SEO Kya Hai Aur SEO Kyu Karte Hai – Simple Explanation of SEO In Hindi

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Do Khilaadi Problem Bhaari – Raftaar

Do Khilaadi Problem Bhaari Song Detail Lyrics by: Raftaar, Kr$na Singer: Raftaar, Kr$na Composer: Deep Kalsi

Do Khilaadi Problem Bhaari – Raftaar

Ladies and gentlemen I’m your gentle freind Is story mein do khiladi Jinki problem bhaari

Chhori yeh bawali Raat saari jaagti Bhaage jo bhi kaand kare Khaak mein yeh aag si Dil ki kare robbery Ilzaam mujhpe thop ri Strawberry se hoth chale Goliyon ko daagti

Pichhe pichhe pichhe bhaage tu choron ke Phanse jo lage bhai moron ke Ribbon kaate maare tu chaante Daad tu tera daanv ki

English mein bolun tujhe love you main Ma’am tu bhi English mein bol de na same to same Meri saumya hi sam mere dil ka tu chain Mumbai mein tu ek number Dilli mein kaim

Madam rehm kha rehm kha Na itna mera time kha Rapper tera dapper wala Bhookha na main fame ka

Chaukanna oye bach ke rehna bach ke rehna Chaukanna oye bhagte rehna bhagte rehna Chaukanna oye bach ke rehna bach ke rehna Chaukanna oye bhagte bhagte bhagte rehna

Haaye re netra kya tera paintra Tanne lagta kyun tanne koyi na dekh raha Ghar ko sambhal rakha bichha ke jaal rakha Haal ho behaal lipstick laal kyun utaar rakha

Kadhi ka patta swad bada de Chale munh yeh hath chala de Lagi stranger badi danger Koyi bhai ki baat badha de

100 din ki baat bhale ho Jo bhi kare bindaas kare woh Dikhti dhansu nikli jasoos Madam ke jab sath chale

Baaton mein dena dakhal ni Jeene ko thode hai pal hi Videsh na jaaye yeh phir bhi ghumaye Yeh chhori na tumse sambhalti

Kar paoge iski nakal ni Kaate yeh jaise fasal thi Jab sath mein aaye to sabki lagaye Yeh jodi na thodi bhi halki

Re inki karo baat To kisi ki nahi aukaat Aayenge ye sath To lagayenge ye vaat aye

Chaukanna oye bach ke rehna bach ke rehna Chaukanna oye bhagte rehna bhagte rehna Chaukanna oye bach ke rehna bach ke rehna Chaukanna oye bhagte bhagte bhagte rehna

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MAKASAM Lyrics in Hindi – KR$NA aka Krsna

MAKASAM Lyrics – Krsna : माँ कसम ... This Rap Song is presented by Kalamkaar, music by Deep Kalsi & KR$NA.

MAKASAM song Lyrics are written by KR$NA.

The Rap Song "LOCA" and "FIRSE MACHAYENGE" are on top tending these days.

MAKASAM Lyrics in Hindi | English

Makasam Song Details

Song Maakasam Genre Rap Song Singer Kr$na Song writer Kr$na Music producer Deep Kalsi & KR$NA

"Makasam – KRSNA"

Yo! Tune line cross kari Toh main ek aur baar line cross karunga Aakhiri baar! Trrr... Kabhi kabhi chup rehna hi behtar hai Kr$na ab le raha keh kar hai Kakarot me iss game me Band-ai nahi kari mere naam co le kar hai Faker hai, marega to karega na miss koi Rap ki lugaai lagta hai tu miss koi Jab tak tera faida tha tu bhi kar raha tha #Raa #Raa jaise mutton wali dish koi Jhatka laga tha tujhe maharani ke baad Bol beti such, ab tu sahi hai na? Ceat tyre mere baat kar rha pahiye ka Par tere papa ko rubber lagana chahiye tha Ro le tujh me dum na toh, paar kar Jamna ko Diss karoon tujhe toh bolega jaake mumma ko Unko to main hamesha karta respect Unki kya galti beta nikla nikamma jo Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba black sheep Har track pe me lagta hoo athlete Fact chahiye toh, fact yehi hai Ke tere gaano me mere baare me koi fact nahi Clear karun toh kalamkaar mein hoon partner Iska matlab chote me kise ke bhi neeche ni Niche toh tu Anshul aur Tony ke Missionary shayad teri lete khade hoke tere peeche bhi Kitne mein bikega, tu daam de Blow job wala lagta tu naam se Bunty ko jaake ab gaand de Teri jali booty, beta ye na koi Ramdev Ab gauri hi chinaal buss-jaye jahan hai faida Is bar bhi tera nasha rukh nahi payega Banay mene jaake ra.One ko Ramayana Teri paheli ka anjaam maar khayega Backstabber tu hai beti, kahan hai tera aaina? Lagta tu pussy ko ki bin vaje'aina Gaana tha bekar to bole "tha main bimaar" Jaise Nehwal mene aise bahane hai sahe na Agli baar dikhi to tere liye ghusand hai Tujhe laga tu jeeta, tujh me ghamand hai Gaano me kare tu mere l*nd ka zikr Miss Spicejet se zyaada lagta tujh ko pasand hai Isse naapne ka shauq hai, iss napne ka shauq Isse napne ka shauq hai, isse napne ka shauq hai Isse napne ka shauq ab ye kampega khauf se Hashtag fixed match fixed match Sanjeev chawla nahi beta tera shit whack Shakal se tu lagta hai panzy Scandal mein Hansie, career dooba Hua big crash Bole aake kalamkaar se 5 log ne diss kiya 5 log kidhar shayad maine kuch miss kiya Diss kiya do ne rang tere hai dogle Tune Bunty ke fan ko praja bolke enlist kiya 3 din lapata mene kara case close Raga se bhi pade tujhe chutt*d pe chaped do Ab gauri pal ke gaal g**nd ke laal Bilkul jaise tune is the color of my face bro High-five jalpari doobo aane lagi high tide Ye hype ki hai bhooki de do thori limelight Ye hai fight night toh me lagoo Mike Tys' Too sick, like twice I rolled the dice right Studio ki baat tujhe yaad hogi Teri awaaz sune bina sabki saans udi Puri apni janta bhag uthi Jab tune joote khole aur gandi baas uthi Mr. Smelly foot (haan) Got kileed by Mr Tooth (haan) Anshul ke aage zyada na jhuk na Kahin zyada ghis na jaye tera ghutna Naya hai savera dil tera keh ra Aayi Janmashtami khatam hua Dussehra Lugai wala chehra blouse jaake pehen aa Naach mere aage tab phenkunga paisa Naya hai savera dil tera keh ra Aayi Janmashtami khatam hua Dussehra Lugai wala chehra blouse jaake pehen aa Naach mere aage tab phenkunga paisa Bole ancient mujhse bura lagta hai tu Still ziki meida ka kuda lagta hai tu Soft jaise Silk Route ke Ganga mein kood Bhagirath main, dooba dooba lagta hai tu Wo voice note diss game se purana Bhadkaane ka tareeka bhi lame hai tumhara Afsos Gaurav ko me pal nahi paara Kyunki paale maine kutte par saanp nahi pala Aur Harjas chupa rustam ke time pe Humne usse bola bro mat kar diss tu Par usne bola bhai mujhe karna hai Wo hai uski marji and we don't have an issue Baat karo sirf apne liye Aur mujhe maharani se nafrat hai Taan ke ghumo me sinah jaise Shatrughan Kitno ko diya janam lagta Krsna hi Dashrath hai Nathkhat hai gopala teri handi na tod de Fir safeed makhan milega tere honth pe Track pe toh yahan sare bante hai hard Par milke dar se ye ho jate totle Kar meri baat me to karta hoo drugs nahi Maal nahi phoonk ta aur deta may f*cks nahi Tujhe lagi badi chull sach ki Tu karta hai dono ab bol yeh sach nahi Sach yehi tu chahta hai hype Tu chahta hai Raftaar kare tujhe reply Tune kara diss jisne maana tujhe bhai Taaki tu ban jaaye ek aur Bantai Diss kyun kare use jis'se li udhari toone Sadma laga aakhirkaar kaate baal phir Jaake kaali kari sunehre wali yeh daadhi tune Jalpari mar padi phir se mara li tune You ain't beethoven but I'm menad to bach You're elementary, I'm dropping penitentiary bars Leave'em potentially scarred They pretend to be hard untill I'm waving the stick Making the symphony start Views kam aaye to lagaye tune ad, that's fact Comment daale fake wale whack, that's fact Daale pre written wale rap, that's fact Deadline mein hi hua tera wrap, that's fact Pehle diss phir bole no hate Chhotu tu kehna kya chahata hai Above the belt ki baat kare Par maza to tujhe below the belt rehne mein aata hai Mujhe jod mat kisi aur ke usool se Do baar liya L jaise toone cool J Mere balls kyun paas tere munh ke Jaise lete shot jab let ke tum pool mein Aaj awaam khush teri praja gaad ke Ab miloonga tujhe main tere ghar ke paas mein Tu bana raha diss aur main bana raha hit Dekh lenge kaun kya karta hai iss saal mein 3 gaane baad bhi mujhe yeh daad derhe Teri khushiyan khatam kari raat leke Ab life apni kar mujhe dedicate Kar thoda meditate Poori zindagi mujhe jawab dete Karun jo bhi bolun and I don't talk shit boy Agli bara jawab mera hoga nahi diss boy Tujhe lage 3 gaane karne reply Mera ek gaana kare 3 ko destroy Woh bhi voice note ke bina F**kin snitch! Oh aur promotion ke liye dhanyawad Album dropping this summer Rest in p*ss! Maa kasam! Hard nahi chhote Tu to shuru se hi lagta hai naram Maa kasam! Palang tod kaise beta Tera kaafi halka hai wazan Makasam! Paanch ki baat kare Par akela maine kiya tujhe khatam Makasam! Tere munh se Bhaichare wali baatein hoti nahi hazam

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lyricsocean · 5 years ago

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Haan bhai baj rahe hai Haan bhai baj rahe hai

Abey saale!

Aur pandu kya chal raha hai Bhai baj rahe hai Aage se peechhe se lag rahe hai Kal chhaati chaudi kari maine apnon ki Praja wale aaj munh faad ke has rahe hain

Pandu kya chal raha hai Bhai baj rahe hai Aage se pichhe se lag rahe hain Kal chhaati chaudi kari maine apnon ki Praja wale aaj munh faad ke hass rahe hain Aur pandu kya chal raha hai?

Bas bhai daant dikhane se bach rahe hai Maharaj bin smile ke bhi jach rahe hai Chhat gaye bande ab sath mere apne hai Yeh beef karne aaye 5 bachhde hai

Krsna hai myth karo janhit Aata nahi wapas jo jaata hai mit Karo scene change dead body karo lit Tum karte raho diss deta jaunga main hits

Duniya ye use yaad rakhe jo buniyaad rakhe Marne ke hi baad sabke gann yaad rakhe Sakht launde kis baat ki akad hai tujhe Funsi bane nuniya to shoonya yaad rakhe

Main hu shoonya pe sawar zakir khan jaise Patthar dil ki deewaron pe kaan jaise Naram dil phenke khoon mere body mein garam Kalamkaar bhi marega artistan jaise

Jitna aag se kheloge failegi Baaki sab samajhdaar hai Main bol chuka pehle bhi Tum 5 ho to 10 baar maarunga Addat bana lo tum sehne ki

Naam ka woh pariwar jo khaandan pe pahunche Lagwanunga jeebh se pochhe Funsi pe chadhta nahi cond*m oye chhote Abhi jaake talwon pe chadha lo mauze

Ainve main thasse mein bhasade nahi karta Bhasdu to kuchlu main masle nai karta Nastik maain vastaik main muhfaad kalakaar Main geeta kurane nahi padhta

Mod ke rakhu jeb mein inki haddiyan flexible Zaleel aaj karunga par beizzati kal Kalamkaar wale chaude jin facts pe Ek ek ke munh mein aa jaayenge test**les

Main tere papa ka sudama aake pair dho Khoon karun saaf main hijama, you are fair bro Gora chitta launda hai tu pink color ka Mera topa bhi same to same bro, hi5 Teri maar li gayi hai Salaah baap ko de woh bhi marley nahi hai Bars se tu barbie haar gayi photo pe tere haar bhi Topi khud nahi utari wo utari padi hai

Ik chhinal thi Shakal leke mr. Kaul ki Bolo hathi ghoda paalki Jai ho gourav pal ki

Hare krsna harega raa Arrey bhai bhai bhai ye kya hua Hare krsna harega raa

Arrey bhai bhai bhai ye kya hua Hare krsna harega raa

2019-2020 ke farak hai facts ginaun Raftaar emiway yaad dilaun Pariwar ye gaya tha tab kahan Charon ko hipe mil gayi ho to sach mein bataun Bhai ke sath laga galat hua zayda Par diss karne ka pehle tha nahi iraada Ye baat to woh khud hi sambhal lenge Bole muhfaad mere liye koyi awaaz nahi uthata

Maine socha career gayi bhaad mein Image ki aisi taisi dekh lenge baad mein Yun hi baat chali unke ghar pe mazaak mein Hath dho le tu bhi behti ganga mein sath mein

Jiske liye lada usne f nahi diya Maine whatsapp pe massage jab tak nahi kiya Narazgi thi kal aaj dil se afsos Ke muhfaad ne bantai ko diss kyun kiya

Aise kisi ko na topi pehnaun Chingari mile jahan aag lagaun Fokat ki hype hai ye beef ka shagun Sab mujhe bhi do aur baatein banao

Phir se ab team’ae ye bat rahi hain Inhein lage track pe aa rahi patri hai Phir se wahi galti na ho jaaye Lene se pehle hi pata inhein chhatri hai

Maar ke giraun line hai har baar hi brutal hai Tootan mein baithe teri plate mein joothan hai Naabhi mein paon ka angootha phansa dunga Punch maara is baar belt se upar hai

Below the belt matlab personal ho jaana Free verse ho ya gaana karun kill main rozana 5 launde ikkathe ye film dostana Dekh ke ek doosre ke sath na so jaana

Inke bachchon ki laar latak rahi hai Bade boodhon ki haddi chatak rahi hai Main bol ke maarunga 6 chhakke Inki ball daalne se phat rahi hai

Harjas saluja you are just a loser Kar chugli nashediyon sang tu ja Meri mard ki chhaati main bolun munh pe Girebaan mein jhaank mujhe pasand nahi chu chaan

Saanpon ko dhoodh pila Wo denge badle mein moot gilaas mein lassi ke Khaasnega khassi se hathi mere sathi Inki tarah maine tujhe kabhi bandha nahi rassi se

Diss harjas tujh pe yeh jach raha nahi Body 20 ki akal 16-17 ki Bin painde ke lote abe mote Thi ankit ki dhamki wo khatra nahi

Foonkte to sab hain aur foonkna bhi chahiye Neech harkaton pe tookhna bhi chahiye Harjas ne mujhe diss kiya kyun Shayad mujhe iska bhi proof dena chaiye

Underpresser hai khiladi captain ne hai maari Usne apne hi player ko dhamki de maari You are dead agar muhfaad se dosti rakhega #fixedmatch hai meri jeet ki taiyari

Manbhudhiyon ki gyani tu softy sandhu Gourav bole peechhe ho ja saare pandu 100 ke barabar akela hoon main Maa ki kokh se hi faila mera khauf hai gaan

Arrey bhai bhai gaali nahi, gaali nahi!

Khane wala hoon deserving to gaali bhi jachti Muhawara hai ek hath se taali nahi bajti Tum khake plate mein chhed karke khush Main khaane pe aunga to thaali nahi bajti

Main to bhara pada hoon bolo khokhla kaise Doge kitnon ko rokda paise Sach mere sath jaun baukhala kaise Gala mera ek bolo dogla kaise

Jeete jee dilon mein maharaj amar mile Chahe bhanwar uthe dharti kaanpe, kabar hile Praza ke hote mujhko kahuf nahi kisi ka Nakaar dena meri maut ki jhoothi khabar mile.

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Saba khuch dair ky baad uthi or apny bedroom main aagai…….or apny kapry utaarny lagi……. Saba ny sub sy pahly apni shirt utaari …… jaisy hi shirt apny sir sy ooper ki to uski unhooked brassier bhi uski shirt ky saath hi oper ko aagai……us ny brassier bhi utaar di or aakhir main apna pajama utaar dya………. jaisy hi apna pajama utara to uski nazar apny pajamy ky apni choot waly hissy pr pari…. jaha pr uski choot main sy nikalny wali Major ky lund ki mani chipki hoi chamak rahi thi…………uski choot main jo mani Major ny daali thi woh ab beh kr bahir aachuki hoi thi or usky pajamy ko geela kr dya tha……

Saba usy dekhti rahi ………….. kameeny ny sub khuch mery andar hi daal dya hai……..agar khuch ho gya to………..???????????????

yahi sochty hoy pata nahi kaisy uski ungli apny pajaamy ki usi jaga pr pohnchi or us ny apni ungli Major ki mani pr phairni shuru kr di……… kitni gaarhi hai yeh……….. Ashraf ki to thori patli lagti hai………….. is main to chipkan bhi ziada lag rahi hai……………. ajeeb si hai………….kaisi boo aarahi hai is main sy………….. yehi sochty hoy Saba ny us pajamy ko thora ooper apny naaki ky paas kya or soonghny lagi…………… lakin isi soonghny ky chakkar main Saba ky naak ki nouk us manni sy lag gai………. or woh mani Saba ki nose pr……….. cheeeeeeeeee cheeeeeeeeeeeeee…….cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kya ho gya hai yeh mujhy……………. bekhayali main Saba ny apny usi haath sy apni nose ko saaf krna chaha jis sy woh Major ki mani ko choo rahi thi…….. to us sy kaam ulta or kharab ho gya………. nose pr sy mani saaf hony ki bajaay usky haath pr lagi hoi mani usky onton pr bhi lag gai…………..

abhi Saba koi kapra ya tissue uthaany ka soch hi rahi thi ky uska phone baj utha…………. Saba chounk pari or idhar udhar apna cell dhoondny lagi………… phir bed ki side pr para hoa apna mobile uthaya or dekha to koi unknown number tha…………. Saba ny usy neglect kr dya………… phone band ho gya……….. lakin foran hi phir sy bajny laga………… Saba ny is baar khud number kaat dya………… ku ky Ashraf ny usy sakhti sy mana kya hua tha ky woh koi bhi unknown number attend nahi kry gi…….yeh baat Ashraf ko buhat buri lagti thi…………..or Ashraf ki sakht tabiat ki wajah sy woh us sy darti bhi buhat thi.

Lakin teesri baar jub phone dobara baja to ab darty darty Saba ny call attend ki or dheery sy boli…………Hello………………..doosri traf sy awaaz aai………….. kon bol raha hai……….. Saba hai na tu………. bta jaldi…….

Saba ghabraa gai………koun hai yeh jo aisy baat kr raha hai…………… or maira naam bhi jaanta hai……kon ho sakta hai yeh jisy baat krny ki tameez bhi nahi hai…………usky dimagh main chamaka hua……….. kahin yeh Major to nahi………..

Saba: aaaaaaaaaaaaaa…pppppppppppppp kkkkkkkkkkkouunnnnn boooooll rahy hain…..

Major: ari kuttya jo pooch raha hoon woh bata ky tu Saba hai na???????

Saba: G………..gggggggggggg main Saba hoon prrrrrr aap kkkkoonnnn

Major to jaisy phat hi para: ari kuttya…………rundi ki aulaad…….. mahaa rundi………. abhi mery sy apni choot chudwaa kr aai hai or ab mujhy pehchaan nhi rahi hai……………. abhi tery flat main aa ky tujy apna lund nikaal ky dikhaaoun to phir mujhy pehchaany gi kya………….. haramzaadi……………….

Saba dar gai…………….. woooo w………….woooooooooo …..sorrryyyyyy ………….. mujhy pata nahi chala tha………….. kkkkkkkkkkkkk……. aap hain………….. main unkon number nahi laiti na…………………. tooooooooooooooooooo isi lye…………..

Major: ari kuttya ki aulaad………. yeh unknown number tery baap ka hai…………teri choot ky choodu ka number hai……….aainda kabhi aisa hua na to phir dekhna teri choot hi nahi teri gaand bhi maaroon ga…….. saali kameeni……………..behan ki ludi……

Kouf ky maary Saba ka gala or hont khushk hony lagy……….. us ny apni zubaan apny honton pr phairi un ko geela krny ky lye to………….. waha pr lagi hoi Major ki thori si mani uski zubaan ko lag gai or zubaan ky saath usky monh main Major ki mani ka zaiqa chala gya…………. sath hi Saba ka ajeeb sa monh ban gya……..usky lye to yeh nai cheez hi thi na……kabhi bhi usny aisi gandi harkat Ashraf ky saath nahi ki thi……… us ny to kabhi chooa bhi nahi tha Ashraf ki manni ko to chakhna or taste krna to buhat hi door ki baat thi……….. ku ky Ashraf bhi in sub kharafaat sy door hi rahta tha……. or woh khud bhi aisi baton ko acha nahi samjhti thi.

Major: kaha dafa ho gai hai…………… band kr dya hai kya phone tu ny………..

Saba: nahi nahiiiii ………….. aaaaaaaapppppppp ny ku kya hai …. phoneeeeeeeeeee……..

Major: chek krny ky lye kya tha phone ky tu number theek dy kr bhi gai ky mujhy chootya bana gai hai……………qasam sy agar galat number hota na tera dya hoa to is waqt teri main gaand maar raha hota haram ki jani………..

Major ky monh sy aisi gandi batain or gaalyaan sun sun kr usy ajeeb sa lag rha tha……..ajeeb si halat ho rahi thi……….. usy khuch samjh nahi aarahi thi ky woh kya kry………… kya uska phone kaat dy…….. nahi nahi Major ki call woh kaat nahi sakti thi….. kyu ky yeh iska wahid matlab usy dobara sy apna rape krny ki dawat daina tha……….. us ny khamoshi hi ikhtyaar krna behtr samjha……. uski gaalyon ky baary main us ny aik baar phir Major ko samjhaany ki kosish ki…….

Saba: Major sb plzzzzzzzzzzz aap aisi baatain na kya krain mujhy ……….acha nahi lagtaaaaaaaaaaa…………………

Major: kaisi batain na kya kroon main……….kya acha nahi lagta tujhy..

Saba: ye…ye….. jo aaapppppppp gaalyaan daity hain……….. mujhy or mery shouhar ko……. wooooooooo

Major: ari kuttya tu mujhy bataay gi ky tujhy kya acha lagta hai or kya bura lagta hai………… main koi tera aashiq hoon kya jo dyaan rakhoon ky malka- e- hussan sahiba ko kya bura lagta or kya acha….. ………. saali………… us kameeny gaanduu ko bataya kr ky tujhy kya acha lagta hai or kya bura………… main to jo mery dil main aay ga wohi tujhy bolun ga or wohi tery saath kroon ga……….. aai samjah……

Saba chup ho gai………

Major: kya kr rahi thi tu………..

Saba: gggggggggggggg……gggggggggg woooooooooooo……….. nahaany jaa rahiiiiii thiiiii…………….

Major: achaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…………phir to nangi hi ho gi is waqat tu………… bollllllllll

Saba phir sharam sy chup rahi……

Major: monh sy khuch bhoonky gi ya main aaoun khud sy dekhny ky kaisy khari hai tu……..

Saba usky aany ka sun kr dar gai……….. nahi naiiiiiii aap nahiiiiii plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz idhar nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Major: to phir bata jaldi nangi khari hai kya

Saba: G

Major: ari behan ki ludi……… G……. kya hota hai……….. seedhi trah bata na……………..

Saba: G ……..G main ny kaha ky………. utaary huy hain kapry main…… ny……… nahany ky lye………..

Major hansty hoy………….. saali tu hai to pakki rundi……….. har waqt tujhy bhi nangi rahny ka shouq hai………. abhi mujh sy nangi ho ky chudwaa ky gai ho or phir sy nangi khari hai…………… such such bata ky tery kisi yaar ny to nahi aana tujhy chodny jo nangi ho ky intezaar kr rahi hai……..

Saba:nah…..eeee.nah….eeee aisi koi baat nahi hai…….. mera koi dost nahi hai………..

Major: to phir ky apni choot main ungli kr rahi hai saali ………………. jaisy mery saamny kr rahi thi ……….. kuttya ki trah jhuk kar………….

Saba uski batoon sy garam ho rahi thi……….. uski choot main bhi ajeeb si sarsrahat paida ho rahi thi………… nahi ….nahiiiiii aisa khcu nahi kr rahi…………..

Major: ja dafa ho naha jaa ky………… or ainda jub bhi call kroon to jawab zaroor daina………….samjhi…

Saba: G…………G……… major sb…………..

uski baat poori hony sy pahly hi Major ny phone band kr dya tha………..

Saba ny phone band hony ky baad us number ko ghour sy dekhna shuru kr dya………..or chand lamhon main hi jaisy woh number uski dimagh main jum gya…………..feed ho gya…………… Major ka number usky dimagh ky har har koony main fit ho gya………….. jaisy khuch dair pahly Major ka lund uski choot main fit ho chuka hua tha………….

Saba nahany ky lye chali gai or jaisy thandy paani ki phawar usky jism pr pari or thanda paani behta hoa uski gaand pr gya to aik baar phir tarap kr paani sy bahir aagai………….. apni gaand ko seeshy main dekhny lagi………… bilkul surkh ho rahi thi uski gaand……… jaga jaga surkh nishaan pary hoy thy goori goori gaand pr………… Saba apni gaand ko apny haathon sy sahlaaty hoy sochny lagi………… ab isy kaisy chupaun gi main Ashraf sy…………dekh lya us ny to kya bataoun gi usy……….. chupaana hi pary ga………… aaj bhi usy apny paas nahi aany doon gi…….. choodny nahi doon gi…………… waisy bhi mujhy kon si pyaas hai aaj chudwaany ki…………aaj rest kroon gi………… us kameeny ny choda bhi to itni buri trah sy hai na………… dard kr di hai choot ky andar……..aisy lag raha hai jaisy andar sy chil gai ho……..pata nahi abhi aagy aagy kya khuch sahna pary ga mujhy………… or kitna zaleel kry ga woh Kameena………. kutta…….

Pahly waqya ki trah hi ab phir khuch din bilkul khaamoshi sy guzar

gy……… Major ki traf sy koi bhi ghalat baat na hoi usky saath……….

jub bhi uska phone bajta……. or khaas tor pr Ashraf ki moujoodgi main to

Saba ka dil dhak sy rah jaata ……….. aik hi dar hota ky kahin Major ki

call na ho………….. lakin in dus dinon main Major ny na usy gate pr

raka, na usy call ki or na hi koi message kya………… Saba ny bhi khuch

sukoon ka saans lya ky shayad uski jaan choot gai hai……….. ya shayad

us ko tars aagya hai uski halat pr………….

Lakin phir aik roz khuch ghalat ho gya……… bilkul hi anjaany

main……. Saba ny chaha bhi nahi tha ky aisa khuch ho…….. lakin phir

bhi bus achanak hi ho gya……………

Wednesday ka din tha or Ashraf ny apny factory sy chutti li hoi thi or ghar

pr hi rest kr raha tha…….. dono ny bari dair main uth kr naashta kya or

phir gup shup krny lagy, tv dekhny lagy…….. dophar ky khaany ky baad

qareeb 5 bajy Ashraf ko factory sy call aai or usy unhon ny kisi emergency

kaam ky lye factory aany ko kaha………. Ashraf ny bataya ky uski to aaj

ki leave hai……. lakin usky boss ny kaha ky yaar aaj ka sirf 2-3 ghanty

ka emergency kaam niptaa do aaky to kal ki dobara tum ko poori leave dy doon

ga……….. is baat sy Ashraf khamosh ho gya….or waisy bhi to boss ki

baat maan na hi parti ab bonus main aik chutti or mil rahi thi to us ny

bola, theek hai sir thori dair main aata hoon.

Yeh baat us Saba ko bataai to wo bhi udaas ho gai…… lakin Ashraf ny usy

bataya ky bus 6 sy 8 bajy tak ka kaam hai sirf wo jaldi aa jay ga or agly

din usy ghumaany ly jaany ka promise kr lya to woh khush ho gai…… Ashraf

tyaar hua or jaany ky lye nikla qareeb 5:30 bajy……..Saba apny mamool ky

mutabiq Ashraf ko flat ky darwazy pr chorny aai…….. bazaar sy khuch

raashan mangwana tha woh usi ka bata rahi thi or Ashraf Saba ki traf monh kr

ky uski baat sunta hua or usy jawab daita hua seedyon ki traf barh raha tha

ky achanak sy uski takkar ho gai…………….

andha ho gya hai kya………… dekh ky nahi chala jaata tujh

sy…………… Major ki gussy sy bhari awaaz aai…

Saba bhi ghabraa gai is achanak sy huy haadsy ko dekh kr………..

Ashraf ko pata tha ky uska qasoor hai isi lye Major ki bakwas sun kr bhi woh

apny gussy ko control krty hoy bola……….. sorry

Major: teri sorry gai choot marwaany…………. behnchod seedha dekh ky

chal…………. jaa udhar raha hai or dekh peechy us gashti ko raha

hai…….. raat dil nahi bhara to dobara andar ly jaa youn sar e aam Laila-

Majnoo ka tamasha to na laga………..

Major ki yeh baat sun kar to Ashraf ka khoon hi khool utha…….. usy pata

tha ky woh Major ky muqably ka nahi hai lakin phir bhi apni gussy wali

nature sy majboor ho kar us ny Major ka gyrebaan pakar lya…………. or

yahi thi ghalti jo us sy ho gai………….. or iska nateeja agly hi lamhy

usy mil gya jub Major ka zoor ka aik ghoonsa usky monh pr

para…………… na Ashraf khuch samjh saka or na hi Saba ko baat krny or

beech bachaao kraany ka waqat mila…………. Ashraf ka nichla hont phat

gya or hont sy khoon jaari ho gya……… uska haath bhi Major sy peechy

hat chuka tha or wo usky achanak ky mukkay ki wajah sy peechy ko larkhara

bhi gaya tha…….. Ashraf dobara sy aagy ko baraha to Saba ny foran hi usy

pakar lya…..usy pata tha ky agar phir Ashraf aagy gya to dobara sy Major

Ashraf ka whhi hashar kry ga ga.

Saba: nahi Ashraf nahi………. plz khuch nahi krna……… isky monh mat

lago……. chalo andar chalo……….

Ashraf: kameeny………. haram zaady dekh loon ga tujhy……….

Major: aby ja by jaa…… tu kya dekhy ga mujhy…… dekhna hai to abhi

aaja………….. pata nahi kyun apni is chikni chamaili ky saamny hero ban

ny ki koshish krta rahta hai tu………

Saba: Ashraf andar chalo………..

Major: haan haan ly jaa isy andar…….. or nikaal iski garmi jo isky

dimagh ko charh rahi hai……………

Ashraf khud ko churaany ky lye zoor lagaty huy………… kameeny……..

teri toooooooooooooooooooooo

Major: chul chul bachy shaabash ja andar jaaa………… apni is raand sy

muth marwaa jaa ky agar khara hota hai tera to………..

Saba ny aik nazar gussy sy Major ki traf dekha or Ashraf ko andar laa kar

apna darwaza band kr ky Ashraf ko sitting room main ly aai or sofy pr bethaa

dya………. apny dopatty sy usky nichly hont sy nikalta hua khoon saaf

krny lagi……. phir Saba ny usy paani laa kar dya……

Saba: Ashraf aap factory phone kr do ky aap nahi aa sakty…

Ashraf: khuch thanda party hoy……….. ary nahi yaar…….. khuch nahi

hua theek hoon main……… thora sa kaam hai abhi kr ky aata hoon……

Saba foran hi uthi or jaldi sy Ashraf ky lye juice ka aik glass ly aai or

usy peeny ky lye dya……….. Ashraf ny juice peya or phir apni factory ky

lye nikal gya………….. is baar bina khuch or kharabi huy…….

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chemistry ki kitaab.!

Nahi Nahi ye kaha kisi ladke ke pyar ki chemistry ki nahi hai, ye to ek boys high school ki hai jaha ladkiyaan to bas sapne me hi aati thi ye kahani hai ek behke huye; sa ladke ki jo apni ummido ki kiran ko lekar ghar 1800 km door chala jata hai apne aap ko engineer banane, first year ke dino me apne senior ke room me jata hai, fir poochta hai seceond hand chemistry ki book cahiye. senior ne poocha aate hi hawa lag gayi, kaun se section me hai tu, tu bhi padhega, kuch din ruk jaa inhi kitaab ke panno ke beech me roll krega fir dhuyen uddayega. sab hasne lage; wo ladka ab bhi adhure man se soch raha tha ki kyun aa gaya kisi dost ko hi bhej deta wo le aata, senior ne puccha gaali aati hai, wo wahi saham gaya samajh hi nahi pa raha thi ki bolun kya badi himmat karke bola aati hai, fir bhi de nahi paunga, seniors aur taang khichi aur bola socha bhi kaise sale ki tu gaali dega, sahma hua ladka ab tak dar chuka tha badi kheecha tani ke baad jo 380 rs ki kitaab jo pichhle 03 saalo se seceond hand ke naam par 180rs me bik rahi thi use wo ladka 160rs me lakar khush ho gaya aise laut kar apne ward me aaya jaise koi jang jeet liya ho usne.

aise hi ye chemistry ki kaatab kharid li usne.

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Client: Vectus Pipe (AV Spec Script Targeting Plumbers in Rural Market )

INT. CLIENT'S HOUSE - DAY

MARIO (Rajpal Yadav) is a plumber and has come to a CLIENT's house to do a plumbing job. After finishing the job, MARIO is talking to his wife over phone who lives in village, while the CLIENT has gone to other room. Mario is looking at different photo frames in the room and talking.

MARIO Aur Guttu School Se Aa Gaya?

CHAMPA (O.S.) (in a village woman accent) Gaadi Leke Aata Hi Hoga, 4 Baj Gaye Hai Na.

MARIO Ghar Mein Akela Lag Raha Hai Kya?

CHAMPA (O.S.) Han... Chod Ke Jayenge Aur Puchenge... Akeli Hoon?

MARIO Tum Kaho To Guttu Ke Liye Ek Behen Le Aate Hain?

CHAMPA (O.S.) Ab Majak Chodiye. Guttu Ke Schoolwale Aaye The Aur 20 Hazar Maang Rahe The, Agle Saal Ke Liye.

MARIO Mario Ab Super Mario Ban Gaya Hai! 20 Hazar Kya, 2 Lakh De Denge.

CHAMPA (O.S.) Aur Sara Saman Bhar Liya?

MARIO Han, Han... Ek Lingri Bhi Laya Hoon Tumhari Liye.

CHAMPA (O.S.) Woh Kya Hota Hai?

The CLIENT comes with money, and MARIO tells his wife to talk later.

MARIO Acha, Baad Mein Baat Karta Hoon.

CHAMPA (O.S.) Thik Hai, Laav You.

MARIO Are, Double Laav You. 2.

Continued: The Client gives money to Mario. Mario counts the notes.

MARIO (CONT'D) Sethji, Itne Bade Ghar Mein Kya Aap Khud Rehte Ho?

CLIENT (teasing Mario) Nahi to...

Mario looks around to see if anybody else is here.

CLIENT (CONT'D) (with a devilish laugh) Mere Saath Bhoot Rehte Hain...

Mario gets scared a little bit and gulps down his saliva. He quickly picks up his tool box and bids goodbye, quickly.

MARIO Thik Hai Sethji, Ab Mein Aata Hoon.

CLIENT Kaam To Tip Top Kya Hai, To Wapas To Nahi Aaoge...

The Client looks at the Vectus T-Shirt that Mario is wearing.

CLIENT (CONT'D) (teasing Mario, again) Lekin Dekh Ke Jaana, Kahin Rashte Mein Bhoot Mil Jayenge...

Mario exits the client's house.

EXT. CLIENT'S HOUSE - EVENING

Mario closes the client's gate and walks towards his bike, whistling. He ties the tool box to the bike and kick starts it. Before starting off, he thinks about the devilish laugh of the client.

MARIO Uski Hasi Sun Ke To Bhoot Bhi Bhag Jayenge.

CUT TO:

EXT. A LONELY CITY ROAD - DUSK

Mario rides the bike while humming some Bhojpuri song. On both sides of the road are lines of building, however there is no crowd around that area. 3.

Continued:

Suddenly, Mario sees a lady, with her ghoogat on, is waiting on the road. As a good samaritan, he breaks on the bike and stop near the lady. As there is no one around, he asks the lady where is she heading to.

MARIO Are Behenji Kaha Jayenge?

THE LADY (without looking up) Ghar Jana Hai, Aap Zara Chod Denge?

MARIO Lekin Ghar Kaha Hai?

THE LADY Aap Gadi Chalyenge to Bata Dungi.

MARIO Thik Hai, Ghode Pe Baith Jaiye.

The lady takes the pillion seat.

THE LADY Aage Ki Chouk Se Baayna Mode Li Jiye.

They rides towards the said direction.

THE LADY (CONT'D) Aap Super Mario Bhaiya Hai Na? Vectuswale?

MARIO Aap Ye Baat Kaise Jante Hai?

THE LADY Facebook Pe Apka Profile Dekhe Hai Hum.

Mario feels proud that he has made a name in his profession.

MARIO (V.O.) (thinking) Kisine Sahi Bola Tha, Kaam Karte Jaoge To Naam Apne Aap Ho Jayega.

THE LADY Bura Nahi Manege To Ek Baat Bolun?

MARIO Are Hum Thodi Hamari Biwi Jo Kisi Bhi Baat Pe Bura Man Jayneg... Batiye Kya Baat Hai? 4.

CONTINUOUS

THE LADY Hamare Ghar Mein Bhi Thoda Nal Kharab Hai...

The lady hesitates to request something.

MARIO Are Batiye...

THE LADY Ghar Chod Jayenge To Woh Thoda Dekh Lenge Kya?

MARIO Are Hamara To Kam Hi Wohi Hai... Jaroor Dekh Lenge...

THE LADY (directing finger towards the road) Ab Aage Jake Ek Bada Se Ped Aayega, Wahan Ruka Dena.

EXT. VETAL'S HOME - NIGHT

Mario continues to hum some tune and goes to the said place.

When he stops the bike, he sees the house is a ghostly bunglow. He tells the lady that the place looks really strange.

MARIO Ye To Ghar Kum Bhootiya Bangla Lag Raha Hai...

THE LADY (in a ghostly voice) To Bhoot Kya 5 star hotel mein rehte hai?

MARIO (intrigued) Ye Aap Ke Awaaz Ko... (turns around to see the lady) Kya hua?

Mario sees the pillion is not a lady now, but a male ghost with long white hair, black suit and a fancy hat.

The ghost hugs Mario from behind. Mario gets scared and throws his bike on the ground to run for his life.

But, the ghost is omnipresent and appears in front of Mario wherever he tries to escape. 5.

CONTINUOUS

MARIO (frightened) Kaun Ho Tum?

THE GHOST (introducing himself with style) Bigadoon Insaanon Ki Sur, Lay, Taal, Mein Hoon Vetal!

MARIO (crying in fear) Tum Vetal Ho To Kya Mein Kaun Dega Sawal Ka Jawab Khelun? (whimppering) Koi Mujhe Iss Bhoot Se Bachao!

Vetal laughs out loud.

VETAL Tujhe Tera Kaam Hi Bacheyga!

Mario cries out louder without any tear.

VETAL (CONT'D) Agar Tu Mera Ghar Ka Plumbing Kaam Thik Se Kar Dega To Tujhe Tera Jaan Baksh Dunga (smilingly) Aur Inaam Bhi Dunga...

Mario, suddenly, stops crying by hearing that ghosts also face plumbing problem.

MARIO (questions innocently) Tumhara Ghar Mein Bhi Plumbing Ka Problem Hota Hai?

Vetal couldn't hold back his suffering due to plumbing issue and explains his plight.

VETAL Din Bhar Tap Tap Tap Ki Awaz Aaata Hai Tape Se... Pipe Fat Ke Deewaron Mein Pani Fela Hai. Thand Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Lag Raha Kahin Kasmir Mein So Raha Hoon. Aur Toilets Se Ganda Paani Pura Ghar Ko Kali Ganga Banake Rakha Hai... 6.

CONTINUOUS

Mario sees the sleeplessness has worsen Vetal's look. He feels pity of him.

MARIO Mein... Mein Samajhta Hoon.

Vetal gets aggresive again.

VETAL Is Bajah Se Raat Ko Thik Se Kisiko Dara Bhi Nahi Pata Hoon.

MARIO Lekin Mujhe to Dara Hi Diya Na.

VETAL Bas Hogaya, Ab Tu Mera Kaam Karega.

MARIO (scared) Mera to Kaam Yahi Hai Na.

VETAL Ab Mere Piche Aa.

Looking at no other choice but to help Vetal, he follows Vetal.

In the bunglow premises, Mario sees big ghoul sculptures on the both side of the pebble-stone path. To avoid further ghostly attention, he quietly follows Vetal in to the home.

INT. VETAL'S HOME - NIGHT

It's a royal bunglow with neatly arranged furniture and other articles. There is a dim yellowish light from chandelier has lighten up the room. There are old photographs of people. However, there is stinky smell hangs in the air.

MARIO Ghar To Acha Banya Hai Lekin Badbu Ne Laga Li Hai Iski.

VETAL Mere Piche Aao.

MARIO (murmurs) Are Age Jaoge To Pichge Aaunga Na.

Vetal takes Mario to his bed room. There are photo frames in which Vetal is seen hanging out with other ghosts and learning how to scare people. 7.

CONTINUOUS

However, the walls look moistened due to water leak and it has made the room little cold.

MARIO Aisa Lag Raha Ki, Paani Ne Ghar Ko Sachin Tendulkar Ki Tarah Dhoya Hai...

VETAL Khamosh, Ab Isse Thik Karo.

MARIO Ise To Thik Karne Mein Hafte Lag Jayenge. Ek Kaam Karta Hoon, Kal Aatta Hoon Vectus Ka Pipe, Fitting Aur Solvent Leke...

VETAL Lagata Hai Tumhe Apni Jaan Pyari Nahi Hai...

MARIO Are Kaise Bhoot Ho Yaar, Har Baat Pe Dhamki Dete Ho. Mujh Mein Thodi Fast Forward Ka Button Hai Jo Dabadiya To Fatafat Sab Kaam Ho Jayega. (beat) Aur Sath Mein Vectus Ka Saaman Bhi Nahi Hai Na. Kaise Karoon?

VETAL Main Hoon Na?

Vetal, with a click, brings all the said Vectus equipment for Mario.

Mario stands with a sad face as there is no escape from this job, tonight. So, he quickly jumps into it. He sees that someone has tampered with the pipe.

MARIO Ye Kya Juggad Banake Rakha Hai?

VETAL Are mein Nahi, Ek Plumber Ko Bulaya Tha (he takes out his mobile to show a plumber's photo) Nikkama nikla.

Mario see the photo -- a friend of his, who has been missing for few days. 8.

CONTINUOUS

MARIO (petrified) Woh Gaya Kahan?

VETAL Woh... Gaya...

Mario looks at Vetal with a suspicion. While fixing the pipes, he sees that it require a bigger pipe and informs it to Vetal.

Vetal teleports himself to somewhere to fetch the said item.

Mario looks around and sees a metallic figurine of his plumber friend on the table near the bed.

Vetal comes back with the pipe and gives it to Mario; and he fixes it.

MARIO Aur Kidhar Problem Hai Batao.

VETAL Shhh...

MARIO (in a lower voice) Kya Hua?

Vetal tells Mario to keep quiet. Then they hear watter dripping sound from the kitchen.

VETAL Suna?

MARIO (trying to be funny) Aisa tip tip Ho Raha Hai Jaise Yahan Akhshay Kumar Aur Raveen Aakar Nachenge..

VETAL Ye Kya Comedy Cirus Hai?

Mario zips his lips.

VETAL (CONT'D) Ye Jaldi Se Khatm Karo Mein Thod Kuch Logon Ko Dara Kar Aata Hoon.

Vetal leaves the house for some time.

Mario goes near to sink and begins fixing it. He hears that somebody is calling. When he look up, he sees a small figurine of another plumber friend is on the kitchen rack is calling him. 9.

CONTINUOUS

MARIO (looking towards the figurine) Are Kalu... Tu Bhi Phasa Hai Yahan? Bed Room Mein Pakya Phasa Hai.

KALU Are Bol Mat Yaar, Ye Bhoot Facebook Mein Ladki Banke Hume Idhar Plumbing Kaam Pe Bulaya...

MARIO Lekin Tu Aise Khilona Kaise Bana?

KALU Saste Mein Nipta Ke Chala Gaya Tha. Lekin Jab Iska Problem Fir Aaya To Mujhe Gusse Se Khilona Bana Diya.

MARIO Isliye to Bolta Hoon, Hamesa Acha Kaam Karna. (scolding) Sala Vectus Ka Cheez Istemal Karta To Idhar Bhoot Ke Saath Khelta Nahi..

While talking to Kalu, he fixed the water dripping problem.

MARIO (CONT'D) Ghabra Mat, Mein Tujhe Chhudwa Lunga.

KALU Abe Koi Deal Kar Us Vetal Ke Saath.

MARIO (irritated) Karta Hoon, Ab Tu Mujhe Mat Sikha.

Vetal teleports in to the room with a big laughter. He asks Mario about the job.

VETAL Maja Aa Gaya. Itna Fattu Insaan Kabhi Dekha Nahi Tha. (to Mario) Tapakna Band Hua Ki Nahi?

Mario tells about the quality of Vectus pipe, its reliability and strength. 10.

CONTINUOUS

MARIO Han Ho Gaya Na Bhoot Bhai... Ek Dum First Class Kaam.

Now, Vetal takes him to the toilet room from where sweage water was coming out. Mario looks at his final assignment and plans to make a deal.

MARIO (CONT'D) (looking at the toiler) Ye To Mera Bayan Haat Ka Kaam Hai.

VETAL Thik Se Nahi Hua Na To Mera Bayan Haat Lagega Aur Tu Upar Uthega.

Mario fixes the toilet and makes a deal with Vetal.

MARIO Bhoot Bhai, Mene To Aap Ka Kaam Kar Diya. Aap Ko Bhi Mera Ek Kaam Karna Padega.

VETAL Kya, Tujhe Upar Uthana Hai?

MARIO (smiling) Are Nahi Nahi, Mere Doston Ko Jo Khilon Banaya Hai, Unhe Chhod Dijiye Na.

VETAL Bilkul Nahi, Unhon Ne Mere Saath Cheating Kiya Hai.

MARIO Apne Bhi Kiya Hai Na Bhoot Bhai. Ladki Banke Idhar Kaam Ke Liye Bulaya.

VETAL Khamosh! (contemplates on his deeds) Tu Mujhe Acha Plumber Lagta Hai. Chal Mein Tera Baat Rakhta Hoon.

Mario feels proud for being called a good man.

Now, Vetal with a click releases everyone. The released friends thank both Vetal and Mario. 11.

CONTINUOUS

VETAL Lekin Ab Tera Kya Hoga Mario?

Mario gets scared with that question. Vetal with a click teleports Mario to his wife's bed room.

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INT. CHAMPA'S BED ROOM - NIGHT

Out of nowhere, Mario falls in on the Champa's bed. She jumps out of the bed in fear. But, when she sees that her husband only has dropped here, she calms down.

CHAMPA Are Baap Re Aap Kahan Se Tapak Pade?

MARIO (with an innocent smile) Woh Kya Hai Na Champa Raaste Mein ek Bhoot Mil Gaya.

VO: Vectus Pipe, Jaan Bachaye Lakhon Paye.

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