#kisame server

[frostmarris]

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[sakuradeservedbetter91]

Title: Papa Haai

Pairing: Sakura Haruno/Kisame Hoshigaki

Rating: E, for explicit

Tags: dilf Hoshigaki Kisame, this is NOT a daddy kink, size kink, praise kink, modern au, waterpark dilfs, more tags listed in notes on AO3

Summary:

Sakura's summer job has been filled with questionable decisions on her part because of one crucial circumstance: hot DILFs have invaded her waterpark. But she only has eyes for one mister Kisame Hoshigaki. Does she switch shifts with her bestie so she can see him every Friday? Maybe so. Does she stare unashamedly at him whenever he gets in and out of the pool? Oh absolutely. His five inch inseam swim shorts will be the death of her. It's been a real hot summer, and it's only bound to get hotter when her fantasies of kissing him and more becomes reality.

Snippet:

“I like the swimsuit,” Kisame said, his eyes slowly trailing up her body, and Sakura felt herself start to overheat at the look in his dark eyes. “Red’s a good color on you.” Her mouth dropped open as he winked at her. And before she could respond, he turned and made his way to his usual spot near her chair. She was going to explode. “But my swimsuit isn't red today?” she muttered to herself, pressing her hands to her cheeks as she tried and failed to calm down her blush.

Link on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59456422

[nyxisdangerous]

Hello friends! This is the last time and then I promise I’ll post normal things but I wanted to say once more that me and my sibling @judgemental-frog have started a Naruto discord server! It’s a general server for talking about anything related to the anime, we just as that you keep it pg-pg13 as there are minors in the server. If you are somehow a first time watcher please be warned that the server will not be spoiler free. Come say hi and rant with us!!

[vesperlionheart]

[snuggleboots]

₊˚♡˚₊ The Akatsuki and their jealousy ₊˚♡˚₊

Tags: GN Reader, GN flirt, general jealousy and implied murder shenanigans.

Tobi essentially zeroes in the instant someone else starts laughing a little too hard at your jokes. Uhm, hello? You're funny, but you're not that funny. In fact, he's pretty sure he's the only person that busts a gut laughing when you crack your silly little one-liners or puns. It's cute to him, nobody else has any business making a play by acting all giggly and doe-eyed. He doesn't need to be violent about it - and really, why would he be? Tobi's just as happy to lean in - uncomfortably close - and then loudly declare that they have something stuck in their teeth! And it's super noticeable! So's their breath! It's not rude, he's just being helpful! He can smell their lunch through his mask! And it's rank! How embarrassing! Haha! They really should go brush their teeth, huh! Go away! Far, far, away!

Hidan is, in fact, very liable to wind up jealous over stupid little things that always result in becoming a pain in the ass for you to defuse when he inevitably hops onto his bullshit. You're out trying to enjoy one meal in peace together? That's funny, because the server seemed to put some weird, flirtatious emphasis on hot when they asked how you like your tea, and that's a problem, and that bitch knows it, too. Oh, they wanna know how hot you like it? Alright! There's loads of people on this earth, and they really wanna get stabbed over you? Fuck it! He just sat down, but clearly he's got some shit to do now. Dinner and a show! Why not?! He gets why Kakuzu doesn't tip now, not that he was gonna anyway. Shit service, and thirsty-ass servers. Fucking ridiculous.

Deidara is the first to notice when someone gets too close and cosy with you. Does it bug him immediately? No. His reaction, however, depends entirely on yours. Do you notice that they're smiling with way too much teeth when they playfully punched your arm? No? Alright. He can let that slide. It's when they deliberately divert your attention from him to themselves that he starts getting annoyed. He's not at all above pointing out tacky behaviour, petty king, and even if it embarrasses you a little, it is highly satisfying for him to see the flirt's face drop into something sour or burn up from the embarrassment. It's even better if you snicker along with him.

Kakuzu's only problem with someone chatting your ear off and really gushing over whatever comes out of your mouth is the fact that they're boosting your ego and he has to deal with it later. Not because the offending flirt boosted your ego, he doesn't give a damn about that, but he's now going to hear the same things you just told them about later when he's already just heard it - and he sincerely doesn't care to hear it again. He doesn't want to act interested, and yet he's going to be faced with either being called a dick, or being forced to feign something to avoid bickering about it after the fact. God dammit.

Kisame doesn't mind seeing someone try their damndest to flirt with you. He trusts you, and he's very happy to sit back while you turn them down- or, if he's lucky, watch while the flirt makes an idiot of themselves trying too hard to clue you in and get your attention. It's funny - he's laughing, and he isn't even trying to hide it. If he's in a cheeky mood, he'll even stir the pot, because he has gremlin tendencies and his humour is catered exclusively to himself. Yeah, he'll egg them on in little ways, until they're feeling nice and confident. Then, while he isn't really a PDA kind of guy, he'll drape a brawny arm over your shoulders, plonk a cheek atop your head and drawl something to the effect of, 'You know what? You do look great in that outfit. It'll look better on the floor later. Ready to go?' Kisame likes finding his own fun like this. The flirts always flap their lips like gasping fish when he hits 'em with that bit, and it tickles his brain just right.

Itachi is generally ambivalent. You have attractive qualities, he knows this, and he's well acquainted with the consequence of having said attractive qualities. As long as you're fine with it and nobody's pushing any obvious boundaries, he's fine with it too. Jealousy isn't an issue at all with Itachi. It only becomes one if you end up uncomfortable and the flirt doesn't pick up on that fact. In that case? He's glad to leave with you, if you don't feel like handling it. If you don't want to leave, or leaving isn't an option? Well, he can use his words. Or, if they've ruffled your feathers enough to annoy him, there are many benefits to being a genjutsu master. Oh, noooo, suddenly all eyes are on the flirt and the judgmental looks are intense and highly disarming. Or, uh oh! There's definitely a fire that just broke out, and they're the only one panicking about it! Oh wow, they left in a hurry. What a shame. They must've drank a little too much, or something like that.

Sasori, simply put, could not possibly care less if you paid him. Possibly aggravated by the fact that someone's breathing air in his direction while he's minding his business with you, someone he can actually tolerate. Yeah, he fully expects you to handle that. He's gained a knack for zoning minor annoyances out- until those minor annoyances become general annoyances. It's only when the offending flirt's voice becomes grating - which, really, doesn't take long at all before he bothers intervening if you haven't already shooed them away yourself. If a terse 'shut up' or 'begone' doesn't dissuade the persistent little gnat, he has poison and many fun, discrete vehicles with which to deliver it. It is purely for the sake of peace and quiet. Does he care when they drop like a sack of rocks, seizing and foaming at the mouth? Not particularly. Do as he does, and zone it out. Don't look at it (derogatory), you'll only encourage it to make more of a scene.

[ionahazuki]

My piece for day 1 of @akasakurevival server's summer event: Road Trip! Featuring: -Sasori trying to fix the problem -Deidara backseat-engineering -Sakura not at all surprised that this would happen to them -Hidan, who can't be fucking bothered -Kisame and Kakuzu already having given up and preparing to camp here for the night -Itachi safely tucked away in the remnants of the AC

[imagineakatsuki]

Akatsuki offering to take their s/o out for dinner and their reactions to their s/o confessing to them that they have no clue how to use chopsticks because they are from a country that doesn't use them

They are red faced and stuttering in embarrassment

Im begging on my hands and kneeeeees

Pein/Nagato: He would awkwardly reassure his s/o that it’s fine and they don’t have to be embarrassed about it.

Konan: She would just roll with it and make sure to ask their server for alternate utensils for the both of them when they get dinner so her s/o doesn’t get embarrassed.

Deidara: He would be a little confused (what village doesn’t use chopsticks?) but then shrugs it off.

Sasori: He literally does not care. Like, at all. He doesn’t need to eat and hasn’t touched a single utensil in years - what can he judge?

Itachi: He would give his s/o a soft smile and offer to teach them. That is, if they would like him to?

Kisame: He would just laugh it off and immediately move on to another topic so that his s/o would be less embarrassed.

Hidan: He would joke at his s/o’s expense because he definitely wouldn’t be able to help himself, but would stop before they can spontaneously combust.

Kakuzu: He would just sigh and ask what utensils his s/o can use so he can ask for them when they get dinner. Though, he would secretly be wondering what people are being taught these days if his s/o can’t use something as simple as chopsticks.

Obito: He would be a little dumbfounded at first, but then immediately pull out his Tobi persona to tease his partner (“Don’t worry~ Tobi will teach you!”).

Zetsu: He wouldn’t know how to use chopsticks either (human meat is pretty tough), and he would bluntly tell his s/o that. He doesn’t really understand why they’re suddenly so much calmer, but at least the issue was resolved.

Admin S

[kisames-corner]

Kisame Birthday Bash 2024

It's that time of year! We'll be celebrating Kisame's Birthday with these prompts! Submitted and voted for by the residents at Kisame's Corner discord server! (want to get in on the action? go here to see what the fuss is all about B) )

We also usually only do a weekend for this event, but decided to make it 4 so we could include our guy's birthday as a day of celebration <3

Rules | How to Participate

(text version of prompts below the cut)

Friday, March 15th:

Samehada as a cat

Tea Shops

The Gift he Never Knew he Wanted

Saturday, March 16th:

Knight/Lord

Light in the Dark

Swords Training

Sunday, March 17th:

Firefighter

Hide the Body

Unspoken

Monday, March 18th:

Birthday free for all! (Happy Birthday Kisame!)

[lavender-long-stories]

I know I just got done with a pile of Halloween one-shots but last year I did a series of 12 One-Shots of Christmas last year and plan to do something like it again. As I don't normally do prompts, requests, or commissions, I like to use these one-shots to do some requests that have been asked of me throughout the year.

Request can be for a dynamic, trope, pairing, vibes, etc. It doesn't have to be concrete, tho it may help.

Requests do not need to be Christmas-themed but will likely be written in a winter setting.

Requests can be a bonus chapter on a completed story. (I have done holiday chapters for What He Left Behind and Lavender Umbrellas in the past.)

Any winter-themed scenarios are appreciated.

When requesting, please keep in mind what I write. I write mostly fluff/angst, slice-of-life, non-smut Hinata-centric rare-pair content. So, I believe it is obvious that I will not be writing NaruHina smut on request. (There are plenty of lovely writers who will.)

All stories will have a happy ending. 🔪

Requests can be made in the comment section of this post, in a DM, in an ASK, or on Discord if you are on a server with me.

Requests that do not make it to the series will remain on my request list for next year or the next time I write a pile of one-shots (SasuHina month, for example)

For those who are curious about what I have written in the past, here is a link to last year's holiday one-shots, and here is a link to my usual work.

Pairing I have done for easy reference: Hinata/Sasuke, Hinata/Itachi, Kisame/Hinata, Gaara/Hinata, Hinata/Shikamaru, Hidan/Hinata, Hinata/Ino, Hinata/Sasori, Hinata/Lee, Fugaku&Hinata (platonic fluff)

Pairings I will be doing in the near future: Choji/Hinata. Deidara/Hinata, Kankuro/Hinata

[narutoevents]

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[frostmarris]

kabuto au I've been torturing the akasaku server with

(they're all vampires)

[rphunter]

🖤 Naruto Roleplay Search 🖤 Hi all! I'm Sarah and I'm 25 myself and looking for someone at least 18+ to do a Naruto roleplay with me! It's been quite the hunt and YET I still want to do some stories with Naruto, preferably OC x Canon and in a Double Up Scenario as I'm all about making things even between my writing partners, and I honestly love to see other people's OC's and write as different canons to help with my own personal writing. I write on Discord and I'm happy to make a server if it makes things easier for both of us but I will NOT use any sort of bot as I've had bad experience with a certain bot myself.

As for characters in Naruto I'm looking for either Kisame, Kakuzu, Deidara or Madara however this can also be open to discussion as well! I can play also just about anyone in return, I'm not against playing someone very obscure even as I always like to try something unique or different! Feel free to like the ad or reach out and I'll message you as soon as I can, Merry Christmas too and thank you for reading!

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[prpfz]

🖤 Naruto Roleplay Search 🖤 Hi all! I'm Sarah and I'm 25 myself and looking for someone at least 18+ to do a Naruto roleplay with me! It's been quite the hunt and YET I still want to do some stories with Naruto, preferably OC x Canon and in a Double Up Scenario as I'm all about making things even between my writing partners, and I honestly love to see other people's OC's and write as different canons to help with my own personal writing. I prefer Third Person and I match my partner's reply length especially in writing but I can go to advanced Lit and even more, just no one liners PLEASE. I write on Discord and I'm happy to make a server if it makes things easier for both of us but I will NOT use any sort of bot as I've had bad experience with a certain bot myself.

As for characters in Naruto I'm looking for either Kisame, Kakuzu, Deidara or Madara however this can also be open to discussion as well! I can play also just about anyone in return, I'm not against playing someone very obscure even as I always like to try something unique or different! Feel free to like the ad or reach out and I'll message you as soon as I can, Merry Christmas too and thank you for reading!

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[mayskalih]

Your last drawing of KisaSaku was amazing! I loved their kiss! In a hypothetical situation, do you think Sakura would enjoy some little spicy games with Kisame? I think she likes being dominated X3

Thank you sm! It's kisasaku event on akasaku server so expect some more soon from me!

Oh definitely. Imo Sakura is a switch, depending on the ship. And with kisasaku she's def sub! Those two are kinky af🤌

[renaerys]

I’ve been re-reading Chaos Theory over the years, and just wanted to let you know how much I appreciate it!! The characterizations, plot, dialogues and even the ending really was spot on. I never knew this (slow burn?) between Deidara and Hinata would be my cup of tea but it is. DeiHina is an interesting dynamic. I’d say I would like to see more of this dynamic but Chaos Theory explained everything too well, it was more than enough. Maybe I can hopefully look forward to more Deidara fics instead? Or even Ino, Suigetsu, and Kisame? Love these characters and the way you write them. - M.C

I was thinking about that old fic the other day! I can tell you I have several fics planned for this year that feature Deidara as main. Somehow he’s ended up being a popular character for my inspo this year. I’m currently writing Ino in the ItaIno fic and absolutely loving every second of her. No plans for Kisame definitively (yet) but you never know.

For Suigetsu hehe funny you should mention. The writing server I’m in did a pairing roulette for fun recently and I got Gaara and Suigetsu. Immediately thought of some hilarious crack scenarios. I may or may not do it but if I do it will be pure dumbassery.

[kisames-corner]

Kisame Week 2024 Prompt Submissions 🦈

Howdy fellow Kisa enthusiasts,

We’re back and ready to jump into the early stages of preparing for the fourth instalment of Kisame Week!

Mods are excited and our collective four brain cells are in mostly working order, so we’ve got everything organised to give creators ample time to whip up their submissions. However, the most important part is missing, so we need a little help in creating the prompts list!

As always, everyone is allowed to submit prompt ideas which will then be voted on, regardless of whether or not you're in the Kisame's Corner discord server. So get brainstorming, get excited and get your prompts in via the submission form here.

-Mods Bean, Wren, Ghouly, and Wolfy