#kiryu would NOT like him

[littleplantfreak]

every so often i remember i have a cursed cymbal monkey that watches me sleep on a shelf in my room and im like…which of the wb boys would NOT mind him watching us while we sleep

[majimasleftasscheek]

I wonder what Ms Hannya and Big D’s thoughts are on the two goobers getting engaged?

[gazkerber]

What if Kiryu and Majima came out to their respective father figures?

[todayisafridaynight]

Is it funnier if:

Shishido tunes in to the VTuber's broadcast knowing he'll fume about exposing Kiryu being his idea first

Shishido is already a fan of the VTuber and tunes in as normal only to fume about exposing Kiryu being his idea first

Shishido is the VTuber

SHISHIDO IS THE VTUBER

[gazkamurocho]

What if Kiryu and Majima came out to their respective father figures?

[designernishiki]

strongly believe that those few lines in kiwami 2 where majima hits on kaoru while half-dead in the street were literally just put there to try (and fail) to negate how fucking gay it looks when kiryu cradles a bloody badly-injured majima in his arms as majima tells him that he basically just fought an entire army of yakuza singlehandedly for kiryu and kiryu alone, fully aware that doing so would almost definitely be the death of him. but you know. whatever

[skrunksthatwunk]

never have i ever with the in-laws

[bother-blame]

KIRYU KAZUMA JORYU | LIKE A DRAGON GAIDEN : THE MAN WHO ERASED HIS NAME

[okitanoniisan]

[kingkatsuki]

You know these Wind Breaker men would thrive doing damsel in distress roleplay scenarios with you too— even if you can hold your own just as much as them there’s something about protecting you or a cnc scenario claiming you that just has their cock twitching.

[cheesecake801]

Kiwami sketch dump

[majimasleftasscheek]

hi I’m upset again

[voidcat]

leaning in for a peck on the lips and telling your windbreaker darling they're so sweet they give you toothaches... only to be hit by a real toothache hours later

[todayisafridaynight]

rgg knew if he was allowed to sing he'd scare people with songs from his ipod

[majimassqueaktoy]

[designernishiki]

it’s kinda funny to me how that dumb scene in kiwami 1 of majima getting shot and left for dead in the harbor was basically just added as a half-assed way to explain majima not being around for a bit of the plot, but they accidentally(?) just made it seem like start of a chain reaction where majima ended up feeling slighted and heartbroken after being abandoned like that and then lashed out about it via smashing a big truck into the building kiryu was in. and yeah that isn’t inherently a romantic thing as-is but then they go and add the part where majima grabs a hostess and performatively hits on her as in-kiryu’s-face as possible, she says she’s already in love with someone, and majima lets her go immediately, no questions asked, making a big fucking point of it just to say see THAT kiryu? I appreciate when people are HONEST about their FEELINGS. people who won’t just BACKSTAB someone who CARES about them to save themselves. is that so crazy kiryu?? huh??? anyway make it up to me get down here and fight me right fucking now