#kirby’s just here for the snacks

[retiredcultistredux]

Simping for a world-destroying entity is a very weird interest, don't you think, Ester? Maybe get into something happier, like knitting, or maybe reviving a world-CREATING entity?

Ester: "You--you can't just--you don't even--ugh, y'know what?!"

[Insert yet another angry Ester rambling moment, except this time he's going on and on about how 'he's not a simp' and 'you just don't understand the plans, or what you're talking about, so shut up'. He didn't even realize he'd dropped Kirby onto the ground accidentally.]

[etherealstar-writes]

I WANNA BE YOURS | LIONESSES X READER | PT 9

pairings: lionesses x reader

summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.

part: nine

part one here

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You were seated on the couch with your best friend, Dani, in her apartment with bowls of snacks stacked in front of you guys. Dani was the one currently obsessed with the women football since England was hosting the Euros, and would be the one spamming you with edits.

She'd begged you to come tonight to watch the quarter finals with her with England versing Spain. And you'd finally given in, hoping to finally get cultured and then flex off to the group chat that you finally knew the names of more players other than just Lucy Bronze.

And so here you were, your eyes glued on the tv screen as the National Anthem had ended and the match was about to start. Your eyebrows had furrowed in confusion when the line-ups had been displayed for a few seconds before the kick-off whistle was blown. The last names of the Lionesses were somehow familiar, but before you could dwell on it more, it went away.

"Okay so," Dani began, pointing to the different players as the match began. "The blonde one with the number 8 on her back is Leah Williamson, my personal fav, and the captain of the team."

You nodded along.

Leah Williamson. Seems familiar.

"And then the one in goals is Mary Earps. There's Lucy Bronze with the number 2 on her back and Mille Bright next to Leah with number 6. Over there running is Keira Walsh and she has 4 on her back."

Your eyebrows furrowed again when you heard the name Earps and Bright, but decided to ignore it.

"Right there is Lauren Hemp with 11 next to Fran Kirby who's 14, and that one is Rachel Daly with number 3 on her back."

Nahhh, it couldn't be a coincidence, could it? Leah, Earps, Bright, Kie, Lauren, and now Daly?

"Oh, and that's Stanway with the ball. She just passed it to Meado!"

Hold on.

Your eyes widened. "Meado?"

"Yeah, Beth Mead. We call her Meado." Dani nodded, glancing at you and saw that you had a shocked look on your face. "You good?"

"Wait, so would Stanway's first name be Georgia by any chance?" You questioned.

"Yeah, you guessed it right!" Dani laughed. "It looks like my edits are helping."

You forced a smile on your face and nodded along, but internally you were screaming. You grabbed your phone and googled all the players on the football squad including the subs, noticing the resemblance to all the names on the group chat.

Leah Williamson. Georgia Stanway. Ella Toone. Alessia Russo. Beth Mead. Lotte Wubben-Moy. Niamh Charles. Lucy Bronze. Mary Earps. And it went on. Some had only spoken once but you had seen their name.

While Dani was focused on the game, you were lost in your own thoughts. It all seemed like a big joke right now.

The times they'd be in the gym and would be training together. The photos they would send on the chat where they were in what you now realised were their football kits, and the football games they would pass off as a bit of fun. And the fact that Lucy Bronze had commented your post.

It all made sense when you thought about it.

These past few months you'd been chatting with them, you'd thought you had gotten to "know" them better, but really you knew practically nothing because they'd continued to hide about who they were and would change the topic when you did try to bring it up, all while knowing basically everything about you.

And suddenly, you felt very stupid and very played, as well as kinda betrayed.

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yourusername: me raiding all of dani's snacks while trying to understand football. england national football team or national diving team? who knows 🤷‍♀️ is it coming home lionesses?

danisterling: it's coming homeeeee ↳ yourusername: let's hope so

laniangelo: maybe you'll get lucky and another of them will see this post and you can finally become a wag ↳ yourusername: new fear: unlocked

chasejackson: looking flawless l/n 😩 ↳ yourusername i know 😌

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THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM

the imposter well done on the match girls! you guys played great loved the goals toone and stanway

elton

thank you so much y/n!

stairway ahh thank you y/n really appreciate it wait .... HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT ITS US

neev oh no

the imposter have fun messing around with someone else and hiding your identities from them! xx

the imposter left

meado what were you guys expecting? you were literally going to be on tv playing football she was bound to see and find out soon you should've told her sooner

stairway we messed up didn't we?

willybum yeah

neev we gotta fix this

the REAL karate kid how she probably hates us

elton i got an idea

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leahwilliamsonn started following yourusername alessiarusso99 started following yourusername ellatoone started following yourusername stanwaygeorgia started following yourusername niamhcharles17 started following yourusername lottewubbenmoy started following yourusername lucybronze started following yourusername 1maryearps started following yourusername and more started following yourusername

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part ten here

[uluvjay]

Birthdays-K. Dach

Kirby Dach x fem! Reader

In which Kirby makes it a birthday to never forget

Warnings?; Kissing, light drinking, crowds, teasing, prob some errors, I hope you enjoy!!

“Do I really have to wear the blindfold?” You huffed as Kirby pulled the soft material over your eyes.

“Yes, it’s a surprise for a reason.” He laughed tying the back into a secure knot.

You playfully shook your head with a sigh that quickly turned into a giggle as he pinched your side, feeling his large hand wrapped around one of yours as he walked you two towards something.

“Someone’s not gonna jump out and kill me are they?” You teased.

“Hmm..maybe, you’ll just have to wait and see.”

“Kirby!”

While you couldn’t see it due to the material over your eyes from the way giggles floated from his mouth you knew there was a big grin covering his face.

You figured you were heading to the car and when you heard the familiar beep of his G-wagon unlock you knew you were right.

“If we’re going to dinner why can’t I know where we’re going?” You questioned as he began to drive through the roads of Montreal.

“Because it’s a surprise.” He laughed not changing his answer from the last seven times you’d asked him about what, where, and why.

You eventually gave up and resumed a normal conversation for the rest of the car ride, butterflies beginning to flutter around when you felt him pull into a parking spot and the large car shut off.

“Are we here?”

“Yep” he spoke softly before exiting the car and rounding your side, opening the door for you and guiding you out.

He kept a tight hold on you as he walked you into some building, it was oddly quiet for a restaurant or something and it didn’t smell like food and for some reason it sounded like you were back at your house?

You were about to question him but his soft voice in your ear had you halting.

“You can take it off now.” He whispered as he placed a kiss just under your ear and stepped back.

“Finally.” You laughed pulling the soft material off only to be met with loud shouts and cheers coming from close friends and family.

“Surprise!!” Filled throughout what looked to be a venue, your parents running to hug you.

You felt tears prick your eyes as their arms surrounded you, leaving them back home and being in Montreal wasn’t easy and you had been missing them more than you’d like to admit.

They pulled back after a moment, both placing kisses to your head as more people came forward for hugs and to wish you a happy birthday.

There were many familiar faces from the team, players, ex players, wives and girlfriends that you’d gotten close with and Kirby’s family as well.

After many many hugs you set out to find the man that made this all possible, finding him tucked in a small corner of your kitchen with a snack and drink you wasted no time running over to him.

He smiled as you reached him, his arms surrounding you as your wrapped around his middle.

“You did all of this for me?” You cried into his chest.

“Of course, you deserve every bit of it.” He spoke softly.

“Thank you.” You said as you pulled back to look up at the Canadian.

“Don’t have to thank me baby, I wanted to do this for you.” He replied, dipping down to place a sweet kiss to your lips.

He held you in his arms for a few beats longer until he pulled away with a kiss to your head, his hand moving to wrap around yours as he pulled you to show you some of the decorations around the house

After about two hours of mingling and catching up with those you hadn’t seen in a while Kirby came up and pulled you from your conversation with Arber and His girlfriend.

“You wanna bring food out?” He asked softly.

“Yes please, I’m starving.” You blushed as your stomach rumbled right as the words left your mouth.

“Noted” he laughed before heading off in the direction of a kitchen.

A little bit later there was a table filled with food and a line around the table as people gathered for food.

“Arber dude, leave some for the rest of us!” Cole laughed from his spot behind the defensemen in line.

Arber simply replied with the flip of his middle finger causing the Slovakian behind Cole to giggle at his friends antics.

You joined in line behind Juraj but he quickly moved and put you in front of him.

“Juraj you don’t have to move, I’m find being behind you.” You laughed.

“No you’re the birthday girl, you go ahead of me.” He waved you off.

You shook your head in reply but stayed in your spot, moving down the line for food laughing as Cole continued to pick with Arber before finally filling your plate and having a seat at one of the tables.

You were in your own little world when you felt the chair next to you pull out and sat was your boyfriend but with no plate.

“Where’s your food?” You frowned.

“Wanted to make sure everyone got some first, I can wait.” He shrugged.

You moved to stand to go get him a plate but his hands on your arms stopping you and his little giggle had you freezing in place.

“Baby I’m fine, sit down and eat.”

You hated that even though his voice was soft and sweet there was still an edge of dominance in there that had you sitting in seconds.

You stabbed one of the potato’s on your plate before holding it front of him, watching as his mouth wrapped around the fork and his eyes locked intently on you.

“Don’t look at me like that.” You breathed.

“Like what?” He smirked

“You know what.”

He winked in response watching as you turned away and went back to eating your food, a soft blush not coating your cheeks from his teasing.

Once everyone was done eating most people found themselves outside in the large yard. A makeshift dance floor had been created, couples and friends dancing to the music that began to spill from the speakers Kirby had installed outside last summer.

You were watching Cole attempt to dougie when a hand slipped in yours and pulled you onto the dance floor.

The familiar scent of Kirby’s expensive cologne filled your senses as you pressed your back to his chest, his arms wrapping around your front as he swayed the two of you side to side.

“Are you having fun?” He questioned.

“So much fun, I really wasn’t expecting this.”

“I’m glad I could surprise you, wanted to make this day special for you.” He smiled softly.

“It’s been amazing.” You spoke as you turned to face him, arms thrown over his shoulders while his rested on your hips the two of you moving to the song that played through the speakers.

After a bit of dancing with him you were pulled away from some of the other Wags for pictures, many of them taking singles of you for you to post later and many group ones.

You once again found your way back to the tall brunette, this time in his lap as he rested in one of the patio chairs nursing the same beer he’d had for over an hour now.

“Do I get to know my gift?” You smirked down at him.

“Hmm, I don’t know. Have you earned it?” He teased.

“Earned it?! I’ll have you know I’ve waited alllll year for this mister.” You giggled.

“That right?”

“Mhm, been waiting to see how you could top last year.” You smiled thinking about the little kittens he’d gotten you for your birthday last year.

They’d been dumped and rescued together and after finding out they were bonded Kirby knew he couldn’t leave one and that’s how you ended up with two little furry children.

“I don’t think anything could top our babies.” He laughed.

“Definitely Not.” You agreed.

“But, I guess I can go get your gift for you.” He huffed playfully.

“You know you could get me a rock and I’d love it right?.” You asked.

“I know baby, and that’s why I like to spoil you whenever I can.” He smiled, placing a kiss to your cheek before singling for you to get up as he stood and headed into the house.

You went back to the girls, talking about trips they’d taken and offseason gossip, new things at target and everything you’d all missed in your short weeks apart.

You truly hadn’t noticed the body behind yours Until Gally’s Wife pointed behind you and you turned with a confused look on your face until you found your boyfriend down on one knee below you.

“Oh my god.” You cried, tears already begging to fill your eyes.

“Baby, these past years with you have been so special. You’ve stuck with me during some of my worst and hardest points in life and have never given up on me. Everyday you show me an unconditional love that I am beyond lucky to be able to experience, you show me how lucky of a man I am to have an outstanding woman like you to come home to. Waking up and getting you love you and our sweet fur babies everyday is something I want to do forever. So with that, will you marry me?.” He spoke, tears of his own escaping.

“Yes! God yes.” You cried jumping slightly as he slipped the gorgeous ring on your finger.

You pulled him into a kiss the second his lips were on yours, hands holding his scruffy cheeks tightly as tears began to mix into your kiss.

“I love you so much.” You sobbed.

“I love you more baby.”

He held you close for a little longer until you pulled back to take another look at the ring.

“This wasn’t the kind of rock I was talking about earlier but damn it’ll do.” You said causing both of you to break out in giggles.

“You like it then?” He asked

“It’s perfect Kirbs.” You smiled pulling him into another quick kiss before turning to the crowd and throwing your hand in the air.

Everyone cheered loudly, your family pulling you into a tight hug and Kirby’s after before you made it to your friends.

The girls screamed and cried with you, everyone looking at the ring and taking a picture of you with your hand up.

After all the commotion had died down a bit you found him once again, making your way to him you tucked yourself under his arm observing the crowd full of people you loved.

“Just so you know this didn’t top the kitties.” You laughed playfully.

“Like I said, nothing can top them.”

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Dedicated to @turcott3 🎈

[starkaabii]

In response to a question I got in a comment about my headcanons on favorite foods/colors, I shall leave this here. Headcanons below the cut! :D

Kirby loves all colors, and he has a hard time picking a single favorite, but his favorite thing especially is any sort of pastel rainbow motif. His favorite foods are, of course, tomatoes and watermelons, although he has a considerable taste for strawberry flavored/filled sweets!

Dedede's favorite color is red, unsurprisingly, although his favorite food tends to change often, he has a lingering fondness for invincibility candies and potato chips.

Meta Knight loves colors that remind him of the night sky and galaxies within; deep blues and purples, silvers and gleaming golds. His favorite food is ice cream, of course, but he also adores any and all fruit-flavored candies.

Bandee loves orange, since it reminds him of the sunset, and one of his favorite things is to watch the sun set over the Orange Ocean. Unsurprisingly, he loves anything apple-related best, be it juice, desserts or just an apple itself! He's found that Gem Apples are a delicacy in particular.

Galacta Knight adores pink and watermelons, as simple as that, no shame, no questions asked. Galacta Knight's also got a bit of a thing for honey, however, and will either slather it on everything or just eat it straight out of the jar.

Sectonia's favorite color is undebatably purple; in particular lighter, pastel shades, but she loves the darker hues as well. Her favorite food is chocolate... one could say she has a bit of an addiction, but with all the work she does trying to prove to her subjects she's changed for the better, she needs something to help her through the day after all.

Taranza likes green the best, which is of course not surprising in the least... nor his ravenous love for donuts of any and all flavors.

Magolor tends to lean toward gold as a favorite color; after all, all the best, shiniest treasures and trinkets come in gold. He'll never let anyone know it, but he adores pancakes, and he'll do anything for them.

Marx has no single favorite color, but he loves any duo of colors that clash together horribly. The brighter, the better. He really doesn't have a favorite food either; food is food, and if it's there he'll eat it. It's probably best not to leave your snacks unguarded around him...

[cleolinda]

Weekend links: April 6, 2025

My posts

I'm STILL working on the fourth video writeups for our Silent Hill 2 project, and I am a bit frustrated that life is getting in the way. 

(OH AND ALSO I HAVE A CAVITY AND FRAUDULENT BANK CHARGES)

Anyway (ANYWAY?!) Ian's fourth stream is up. HE HAS SEEN WHAT I RECORDED AND ANSWERS MY QUESTIONS I SWEAR IT'S REAL. 

Reblogs of interest

If you'd like to help the survivors of the Myanmar and Thailand earthquake, World Central Kitchen and MSF/Doctors Without Borders are on the ground.

Val Kilmer passed away earlier this week.

"babe are you ok you reblogged 'it's coming back but we'll see it through' again"

The Buffalo Nations Grasslands Alliance is raising money to save black-footed ferrets on tribal grounds, after the current administration froze conservation funds.

RIP Stumpy the cherry tree, who will live on through his cuttings in D.C.

James Baldwin: "Love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win." 

"You lead a very interesting life"

Don't take the easy way out with AI: "Imagine what you can do if you learn to bullshit like I can bullshit"

The Sad Bastard Cookbook, a free e-book for your low spoons

"Put baby in pelican mouth for Instagram photo. Facebook photo of baby in pelican mouth for many likes"

How Many Cigarettes are in any given movie?

In defense of Mr. Darcy's proposal

Going snail mode

A hungry axolotl: "Fuckibg superb you funky little kirby"

Grip, snacking at my chamber door

"More actual things that happen in the 1897 Dracula novel without context"

A recommendation for A Dictionary of Color Combinations

Like I knew Ariana Grande had been up to some shit but I wasn't ready for this

Love a perfume review that says "Nothing wrong with a bit of fear"

"It’s a misconception that the mimics are hunting humans when they trail along at the back of hiking groups"

"But hey, there’s nothing wrong with having a completely absurd contingency plan. In case of time loops."

Video

Wet Beast Wednesday: Pitiful cranky baby otter sounds

Star Wars was not worthy of Amandla Stenberg and her violin (bring back The Acolyte if you want to prove me wrong)

Yes, Rick Astley has more songs

Hybrid Calisthenics: "Being on the right path often FEELS better and more natural - even if it’s more work."

Is this cat a goalie, technically?

"Sexy Nation Army," a mashup (only technically "video")

The sacred texts

"for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits"

"when will mcr return from the war"

Personal tags of the week

1) Art, which had some real bangers this week, including Remedios Varo, Mexican Gothic, Diane & Leo Dillon, a genuine Hokusai print found at an antique market, a wee Eohippus, something that doesn't listen, AND MORE;

2) Honestly birds had some good ones as well;

3) One orange braincell had two good ones, including a painting of a cat about town;

4) and U.S. politics, since there were some good things:

First, Senator Cory Booker gave a marathon speech for more than 25 hours, reading from "multiple three-ring binders, including articles from bipartisan sources and letters from his constituents, in what he called 'terrified people' with 'heartbreaking' stories" in protest of the current administration, and breaking Strom Thurmond's filibuster record (which "itself was a last ditch attempt to block the Civil Rights Act"). And it was not just a filibuster; it was representation.

Meanwhile, April 5 had “Hands Off” demonstrations across all 50 states, "targeting threats to democracy, bodily autonomy, and climate justice." Here's how the St. Paul, MN, protest went (direct link for the tags).

[kitsune-pop]

Hazy Daze

CW: casual vore, weed, digestion

Hazel sat down on her living room floor, leaning against the couch. It was her day off, and she was gonna make it a good one, starting with some smoke, snacks and games. She carefully packed a bowl for her trusty Kirby bong, lit it up and popped open a box of cheese snacks to nibble on while she booted up her Wii for Mario Kart. Today was gonna be a good day.

0o0

Hazel was having a great time. Her living room was sufficiently cloudy, she was beating the computer drivers within an inch of their lives and she was relaxed enough that even the occasional Blue Shell didn't bother her (or the following Red Shell, or Green Shell, or Star…). Even so, she was still hungry. Two hours into the day and she'd already eaten all the snacks.

She shook her bangs out of her eyes as she crossed the finish again, dirty blonde hair falling right back into her face as she reached for her phone. She had told herself she wasn't going to order anything, but her tummy had started grumbling at her–which she absentmindedly rubbed through her tank top as she looked at her delivery options. Pizza was always a good choice, plus it wasn't too expensive. She cracked a grin when a popup of "Still hungry? Order the delivery person for dinner too! Take advantage of our Delivery Delivery deal today!" showed up on the app.

"Not this time, capitalism. I'm watching my bank account today." Hazel giggled a bit, ordering her pizza and packing a tad more in her Kirbong. It shouldn't take more than half an hour for her pizza to get here, and she wanted to have the perfect amount of munchies by the time it got delivered.

0o0

After the third time of falling off the track on Maple Treeway, Hazel paused her game to laugh at herself. The pot was definitely affecting her now. She guessed after a few hours of smoking even someone with her tolerance would start to feel it. Polite knocking grabbed her attention and she got to her feet, throwing a pair of pajama pants on before she answered the door.

A cute girl stood on her dingy welcome mat, complete with a hat starring a pizza logo and a single pizza box balanced in her hands. She barely came up to Hazel's chin, but at 193 cm most girls were shorter than her anyways.

The delivery girl looked up at Hazel with a brilliant smile, beaming up at her. "Thank you for choosing Happy Helper's Pizzeria! I hope you enjoy your order!"

Hazel blinked slowly, brain struggling to break through the fog before she reached for her pizza. "Thanks, I'm starving." Her belly gave an audible grumble, which she tried to stifle by placing a hand on her midsection.

The smaller girl glanced down shyly before looking back up at Hazel's face. "It sure sounds like it! Good thing you ordered the special!" She reached up and took off her hat–straight dark hair dropping to just above her shoulders–before moving to unbutton her work uniform, still smiling all the way.

Hazel quickly raised a hand to stop the delivery girl (although not before giving her a quick once-over), lifting the pizza box in one hand over her head before speaking up. "Uh, I only ordered the pizza. No offense." The shorter girl looked up at Hazel before pointing at the pizza in her hand.

"On your order it says you upgraded for Delivery Delivery though."

Confused now, Hazel looked at her receipt to see, yup, one pizza and one Delivery Delivery special. She quickly grabbed her phone, opened the app and looked at her orders. As she did, the clouds in her head parted just enough for her to remember opening the app shortly after placing the order and adding the deal to her delivery. Looks like the munchies took another victory on her bank account.

She shrugged, pocketing her phone and opening her door up for the delivery girl to walk in. "Hey, I won't turn down a meal like you! Especially after I already spent the money…"

The girl laughed, her smile not as brilliant as before but much more genuine. "Pretty sure we've all made bad decisions when we're high." She finished unbuttoning her top, tossing it on the floor before she reached down to untie her shoes, giving Hazel a fantastic view of her next meal's assets.

A plump ass, juicy thighs, smooth skin, this was someone who took good care of themselves and probably knew they weren't gonna last long around predators. As she kicked off her shoes and socks she turned around, showing off a small muffin top and perky boobs. Catching Hazel staring she laughed and winked at the tall pred before dropping her pants and panties in one movement, stepping out of the pool of clothes and smiling salaciously.

"So, how do you want me?" The girl posed a little bit, showing off for Hazel as the tall girl put her long forgotten pizza on the counter. The pred walked forward, grabbed the girl's shoulders and quickly stuffed her head into her mouth, moaning at the taste of natural shampoo (coconut?) flooding her mouth.

She quickly worked her way down, gulping down her neck and shoulders, giving some extra attention to her prey's tasty tits. She felt the girl jerk in surprise before feeling soft hands kneading her stomach, giving gentle rubs and pinches. Wasting no time Hazel lurched forward, relaxing her muscles and stuffing the girl into her throat down to her belly button. Now for the annoying part.

Hazel leaned back, picking her prey up off the ground and holding the young girl above her head. The experienced pred stepped back, leaning against her counter before beginning to gulp her meal down in earnest, gravity helping deliver the girl into her stomach. With a few powerful swallows Hazel quickly had the girl tucked away in her belly, tank top riding up and pajama pants pushing down under the dome of overstuffed gut.

Hazel stood there, panting to herself as her meal shifted into a more comfortable position inside her. Already she felt her stomach groaning and squeezing around her meal, and she grabbed her pizza before waddling over to her couch and plopping down on it. The pred moaned at how full she felt, rubbing her stretched skin as she felt her passenger start to play with herself even as her belly did its best to digest her.

Hazel started to get hard listening to the muffled pants and moans coming from her tummy. Unable to think of an excuse not to, the buck toothed pred reached under her stomach and into her pants, grabbing her cock and beginning to rub one out. With one hand in her pants and another rubbing the taut skin of her belly Hazel was quickly bringing herself to orgasm. The feeling of a stuffed, bloated belly was made even sweeter with the gasps and moans coming from within, the noises starting to get drowned out by the grumbling of the organ itself. She could feel every twitch and movement from her prey inside her, and could tell when the smaller girl came, her stomach deforming slightly as the girl arched her back, screaming in pleasure before relaxing.

Of course, relaxing just meant Hazel's body won the little war of attrition they had between them. The muscles quickly clenched and squeezed the girl within her into a tight ball, and a final powerful belch signaled the last of the air being forced out. Hazel came hard as she burped, panting and moaning as she made a mess of her pants. She leaned back against her couch, breathing hard for a minute before glancing at her Kirbong, a smile on her lips. She still had the whole rest of the day to herself, didn't she?

0o0

Hazel jerked awake at a loud bang, followed by some choice cursing. "Seriously, Hazel?! What the fuck! We were supposed to go to the movies tonight!"

The tall pred looked up at her friend Trixie. The short girl was fuming, red faced and glaring. Hazel looked around her living room, noting the empty pizza box and her character idling in front of a wall in her game, the race long over. She rubbed her head before belching, putting a hand on the much smaller bulge in her middle.

"Sorry, I didn't think I was gonna fall asleep." She noted Trixie's flushed face and the way she completely refused to look at her bloated belly. Grinning, she leaned forward, her stomach gurgling as another burp popped out of her mouth. "But that doesn't mean we can't find something to do here."

[slasher-key]

All I Wanted (Charlie Walker)

I’m back bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pairing: Charlie Walker x GN!! Reader

Warnings: None a few curse words  

You and Charlie have been dating, well, fake dating for almost a month. At first it was just to make Kirby jealous. It worked for a while, but she got over it quickly. So why are you both still together?

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“Nothing beats the original Y/N, you cannot convince me that Friday the 13th 2009, is better than the original.” Charlie says, shoving a hand full of popcorn in his mouth. “I’m not trying to convince you, I’m just telling you that I prefer to watch that one because of Travis Van Winkle.” I reply, with a small laugh. Charlie and I have been doing horror movie nights since we were kids. Tonight we are watching the original Friday the 13th, and we have been arguing about the remake for half the movie already. “So you’re telling me you only like it for the guys?” Charlie asks “Well, no, but it is a plus, but I also like the Jason better, he’s scarier, faster, and he has better kills.” I reply. “Okay, fine I’ll give you that, but you can’t beat the original.” He says “whatever” I say, rolling my eyes at him. We go back to watching the movie and my mind drifts off.

I start to think about the past month, Charlie and I have been fake dating for about a month now. He asked me after a party where he found Kirby making out with some guy. It made him jealous, so he wanted to make her jealous. This lead him to buy all the snacks and pizza at our movie night, and ask me if I would help him make her jealous. We have been “together” for a month and Kirby hasn’t even blinked an eye toward him. But for some reason it feels very natural, it’s not awkward when he calls me pet names, or when he kisses me goodbye, even when he comes up behind me with his surprise hugs. It felt real sometimes, but then I have to remind myself that, it’s not. No matter how bad I want him.

“You okay love?” Charlie asks, I look over at him, and he has a concerned look on his face. “Yeah I’m fine, why do you ask?” I reply, trying my best to give off a weird vibe. “Well you didn’t do you usual rant about them killing off Kevin Bacon after his death scene, and you’ve barely touched any of the snacks I bought, I know how much you love your gummy worms,” He says. 

I didn’t reply. I couldn’t think of a lie fast enough. I can’t tell him I want to be his real girlfriend and not his fake one. Not only will it ruin what we have now, but he still likes Kirby. “Y/N just tell me what’s going on, I’m worried about you,” he says. whipping the few tears that fell from my eyes. I just want to yell at him and tell him “I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU STUPID”. Charlie’s eyes go wide “wait what?” he says, eyebrows furrowing together in confusion. “I didn’t mean to say that, Charlie I’m so sorry,” I say cutting him off. “No don’t be sorry, look at me and tell me what you meant, you don’t have to keep anything from me,” he says, lifting my chin with his finger to make me look at him. “Tell me Y/N” he says. here goes nothing.

“Well, I liked you for a long time when we were younger, but I didn’t want to mess up our friendship. Then we got to high school, and you had this huge crush on Kirby. So I wanted to help you so you could be happy, but now we’ve been doing this whole fake dating thing for almost a whole month, and I can’t take it anymore. It all feels so real, and I love it. But then I realize that it isn’t, and you’re not really mine. It’s all just for you to get with Kirby. So yeah my feeling are a little hurt, but it’s whatever as long as you get you happy ending with Kirby.” I ramble, I sound like a fucking idiot. But I needed to get that out. 

When I am done rambling, I look back at Charlie and he is smiling at me. “why are you smiling so hard?” I ask, confusion written on my face. “Okay, don’t kick my ass, but, the whole fake dating thing might or might not have been a way for me to get closer to you. yeah, at first I did have a small crush on Kirby. But the more we started hanging out and going on fake dates, and acting like a couple. The more I wanted it to be real, the more I wanted you to be mine. I will admit it was a dick move, but I didn’t know hot to tell you that I was madly in love with you, and I’m sorry.” Charlie rambles.

“So this whole time you were trying to get me to fall for you?” I ask “Pretty much, yes, I’m sorry I lied to you.” He replies. I could help myself, I grab Charlie’s face in my hands and pull him in for a kiss. A real one this time.

“So will you be my real girlfriend Y/N?” he says, when we pull away “Of course I will.” I say pulling him in for another kiss. 

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[azzie-tangerine]

PLEASE give your kirby headcannons i love seeing headcannons

Oh I have DOZENS of Kirby headcanons. It's kinda inevitable since I've been a fan of this series for a good long time now- coming along 5 years now which is a record for a hyperfixation of mine.

I've thought up a lot of headcanons over the years, adopted others too. Some have stayed over the years, others got dropped, many get featured in the fics I write. Point is, I've had a lot, a LOT of Kirby franchise related headcanons that I probably wouldn't be able to list them all.

It also meant I wasn't sure which ones to share when I got this ask, lmao.

But! I thought about it, and I have a good one. It's actually related to my own art style, and has been around for a majority of the time I've been hyperfixated on Kirby. It may sound off topic at first, but trust me. So, lets finally talk about how I draw Kirby characters- or specifically, their eyes.

I talked about it briefly before with Mirror world characters (here's that post if anyone's interested) but in my art style I focus heavily on character's eyes. Quite literally as a "eyes are a gateway to the soul" type thing. I have a lot of fun devising what makes certain character's eyes unique from other's, by shape, color etc. It's less obvious when I draw humans, but VERY obvious with Kirby characters. Most of the time, it's related to how I see the character and headcanons for that character.

For example, let's use the main lil lad themself!

Kirby, in my eyes, is basically the personification of love. Full of love. Mostly platonic, but if you know my shipper side with Kirby (cough), romantic could also apply. Love is powerful, so is Kirby. Love is versatile, so Kirby has copy abilities. Love is symbolized with hearts, so Kirby's eyes have heart shines.

But Kirby is also a kid. He gets angry, he feels betrayal, he acts selfish sometimes. He has fears, he has weaknesses. He may be powerful, but he still thinks about snacks and naps. And in the case with some of my headcanons, he cannot even remember how to use weapons correctly if not in a copy ability. He has his low moments, from acting recklessly, to being taken advantage of, to, infamously, going on an angry rampage because his cake got stolen.

But Kirby always comes back. He always recovers from heartache, from the depressing moments of his journey. He still comes back to adventures with the same smile on his face. He has a love for everything: food, friends, little things. He can find the bright side of anything, because that's just who he is. He is Kirby.

So I give him hearts because how central love is for him. Well, in my eyes at least.

Kirby is not the only one who gets cool lore for their eyes like this. For example, another Kirby character I draw is Prince Fluff. I give him button eyes, with a lil star shine. The star's referencing the tip of the yarn whips in Epic Yarn, and buttons are because several yarn characters have button eyes in game already, such as Dom and Yin-yarn themself.

But it's not fully a button, like those guys. It's just his pupil. It's different, because he's different. I have headcanoned for a long time that Fluff is actually a creation of Yin-Yarn who rebelled, whether knowingly or not. So, his eye isn't fully a button like some yarnmades. Just a small thing. But it shows that he was meant to blend in, but his creator made a few mistakes.

There's other characters I don't draw as frequently, that still get similar treatment. Ribbon's eyes are colored like a dolls' cause she's a doll. But she has sharp eyeliner, implying an edge she has. Meta Knight's eyes are styled similar to the eyes of the Rubberhose animation style, because he's someone who is old-fashioned and still operates in some old-minded ways, like seeing a country as too lazy or offering a sword to be equal in a fight. Dedede's eyes have his own symbol in them, because even with all the growth he's had, he still has a big ego, one that he keeps in check a lot more now than before. Bandana Dee's have diamonds, as a reference to Kirby 64 and the famous headcanon of Bandana Dee being that waddle dee.

There's plenty of more characters I could include. I could probably write an essay if I included them all here right now- as if this post isn't long enough! I'd love to share them all one day though, if people are willing to listen to my insights on characters lol.

[tartsinarat]

He’s just a lil creature

Unlike Belos’s cursed form, Pip actually has two versions. The one drawn here is when he has enough magic stored inside, is a Frankenstein-ed up mess between a basilisk and whatever Belos’s curse in canon is meant to be but because curses in general aren’t explained in explicit detail (especially belos’s one) I thought it would be neat to attempt to give it a cool headcanon

so my idea of what creature these two got stuffed with is something that’s nicknamed a “false Titan” which are a long extinct species of demon? (They might be a sub category of titan though I’m not too sure yet :/) that evolved to mimic titans in order to better hunt their children as well as hunt smaller species of titan that don’t grow to be giants, these guys ended up getting killed off in the war between archivists and titans because the archivists couldn’t tell the difference between the two species but one archivist eventually did and captured one of them for safe keeping/ preserving.

Evelyn was a seller of all kinds of dangerous magical artefacts and human items, she mostly used her business as fun hobby as well to help Caleb with starting their carving business that they wanted to do together because Evelyn running around exploring dangerous ruins wasn’t a good idea because they obviously were planning on starting a family together. Uh that kind of failed spectacularly ngl when the whole fight between Caleb and Philip started so Evelyn in revenge literally grabbed every curse she had in storage and just murked Philip with them after seeing Caleb dead, one of the curses just so happened to be the “false titan” which Philip wasn’t able to remove.

So The reason why Belos snacks on palisman is because they’re grown from using titan magic as well as they have healing properties so like how Eda eats voles, Belos is addicted to eating titan magic because of the curse, also by having the glyphs carved into his arms he fucked himself over even more because the glyphs need to have magic/ energy to function but that then causes the curse to get more agitated and causes the slime/rotting

Obviously Pip ended up getting cursed too because it got passed onto him but due to him being a weird amalgamation of grimwalker parts and basilisk, Pip isnt really interested in eating titan magic and can eat most magic just fine, so King or palisman aren’t in danger around him… but he is carnivorous and has to actually eat the creature to drain the magic rather than just inhaling it Kirby style like how basilisks do

A fun fact about that is that Luz just assumed that Pip just casually eating raw meat was just a witch thing until she learned more about witch diets/ foods and was somewhat horrified and intrigued by what the fuck is up with Pip even more. It’s even funnier when they all eventually go the human realm and Pip is just like this with a piece of raw meat or something

and Luz got so desensitised to Pip and his horrifying habits that she completely forgot to give a heads up to Camila, who at that time just assumed that Pip was just a normal human that was brought into the boiling isles or something and so she was completely taken off guard that out of the gang Pip is the least human/ knowledgeable in acting as a human, she’s mostly fine with it afterwards and only sets a few rules like making sure to not leave blood everywhere but she does almost have a heart attack seeing Pip’s cursed form just napping on the sofa like a weird giant cat

a wild GH masterpost link has appeared!

[kachikirby]

Kirby’s Dream Buffet: Perfect Circle Full Stomach - Chapter 1: The Great Witch Has Arrived

It was the usual afternoon in Dream Land that is so peaceful that it makes you yawn. Kirby, who had been napping in the shade of a tree on a hill, was approached by Bandana Waddle Dee.

“Heeeyyy, Kirby! Wake up! It’s snack time!”

Upon hearing the word “snack time”, Kirby, who was sleeping soundly, shot up awake.

“Snack time?! Now!?”

“Yes, here you go.” Bandana sat next to Kirby and held out a box. When Kirby opened it, a delicious smell emanated from inside.

“Waah! It smells yummy!!”

“It’s an apple and walnut tart. I’ve made it countless times, but today’s was especially delicious and the king praised me for it. Because of that, I thought I’d let you try it too.”

“Yaay! Thank you!” Kirby took a bite and instantly, his face glowed. “Mmmmmmm! It’s so good!”

“I’m glad!”

“It’s amazing, Waddle Dee! This is the most delicious out of all the cakes I’ve eaten up to this point!”

“I’d been playing around with things like how to cut the apples and the temperature of the oven, but I finally came up with the perfect recipe.”

Kirby cut the tart in half and gave it to Bandana.

“Here, you also have some!”

“Huh? No thanks, I’m good. I’m the one who made it, so I’ve tasted it countless times…”

“It’s yummy when you eat it outside, and it’s even more yummy when two people eat something together!”

Upon hearing that, Bandana smiled. “That’s right. Thank you, Kirby. Well, let’s eat it together.”

The two had fun talking while eating each half of their tart.

When they were done eating, Bandana quickly stood up.

“Well, I have to get back.”

“Oh, already? Aren’t you done working?”

“Not yet. I just left it to everyone in the Waddle Dee Unit while I stepped out for a moment.”

Previously, the Waddle Dee unit was somewhat unreliable, but lately, they’ve been able to do any job they were given properly and because of that, Bandana was able to take a break.

“Thanks, Waddle Dee! It was really, really, REALLY yummy!”

“Then I’ll make it for you again! See you later, Kirby!”

Bandana waved as he returned to the castle.

*        *       *

Bandana Waddle Dee enjoyed doing jobs like cleaning, laundry, and ironing, but he liked making snacks the most because he enjoyed seeing King Dedede and Kirby’s wonderful smiles.

“I’m so glad that he liked it! I think I’ll make a cake that’s even more delicious for tomorrow!” He thought as he approached Castle Dedede.

In front of the gate stood a person he didn’t recognize. They wore an all-black dress that was decorated with scattered stars and a large pointy hat was perched atop their head. Bandana Waddle Dee, curious about this person, spoke up.

“Um… may I help you with something?”

The person turned around and looked down at him. In front of him stood an extremely beautiful women, but her nature seemed cold.

“And you are?”

Her voice was just as cold and lacked emotions. It scared Bandana a bit, as he tended to get nervous in front of sudden visitors. Due to that, he raised his voice as he replied.

“I’m Waddle Dee, a servant of King Dedede. What is your name?”

“I am the galaxy’s grandest great witch, Pauline.”

Her expression barely changed even when she spoke, giving her a mysterious appearance.

“What have you come to ask King Dedede about?” “I cannot discuss it here. I would like to meet with the king and discuss it with him directly.”

“I’m sorry. His highness doesn’t meet with unscheduled visitors.”

Castle Dedede often received unscheduled visitors, many of whom were dark-hearted people willing to take advantage of the king and it was because of this that Bandana adopted a strict attitude towards unscheduled visitors.

The great witch Paulina laughed with a huff. “I have a present for the king and would like to deliver it to him.”

“A present? But…”

“It’s this.”

She took out a fork from somewhere and shook it a little. Just then, a mountain of sweets appeared right before Bandana’s eyes! Cream puffs, cookies, sweet potatoes, donuts, Baumkuchen… a soft and sweet scent wafted from the stack of sweets that caused him to look up. Bandana’s eyes were wide as dinner plates.

“WHA?! WHERE’D ALL THIS COME FROM!?”

“Well, what do you think? If you don’t like it, it can’t be helped. I’ll just be going then…”

“P-please wait a moment!”

Bandana panicked. If he had chased away a guest with such a wonderful gift, he’d get an eyeful from the king. Quickly, he ran to the king’s napping room.

 *        *       *

“Fuaah…? A guest? I don’t know a thing about them, kick ‘em out…. fuaaaahhhhhhhh” With a big yawn, King Dedede went back to sleep.

“Buy, they said they brought a gift for you, your highness! It’s a mountain of sweets!”

“A mo… mount… mountain of… WHAT?!” The king’s eyes shot open instantly. “A MOUNTAIN OF SWEETS?! FOR REAL?!”

“Yes! It’s amazing! The great witch only shakes a fork, and it summons more cream puffs and cookies than you can eat…”

“You idiot! There’s no limit to the number of sweets I can eat! I’ll eat ‘em all!”

“Y… yes. Whatever you say, your highness…”

“YAHOO!! CREAM PUFFS! COOKIES!”

Before Bandana could finish speaking, the king jumped out of his napping room and ran down the stairs, rejoicing all the way.

*        *       *

The great witch Pauline had been taken to the reception room. The Waddle Dees were working hard on bringing all the mountains of sweets to the pantry for storage. No matter how many round trips they did, it looked like they weren’t even making a dent in the piles.

“It smells great in here!”

King Dedede, who had been drawn by the smell of sweets, almost jumped into the pantry, but was desperately stopped by Bandana.

“Your highness, the guest is in the reception room! It’s not that way!”

“Outta my way! I’m here for the mountain of sweets!”

“We can’t keep the witch waiting! If she’s waiting for too long, something bad might happen!”

Upon hearing those words, Dedede calmed down.

“Nggghhh… that’s right. Waddle Dee, put all you got into showing hospitality to the witch! Give her some first-class Dedede-stamped tea and a first-class Dedede stamped teacup!”

“Understood, your highness!”

Dedede quickly headed towards the reception room. As Bandana carried the first-class tea to her, the witch squinted her eyes and laughed.

“Fu fu… well, that’s very polite of you. I appreciate your gift.”

“Now, who exactly are you?” Dedede asked, leaning forward.

“I am the galaxy’s grandest great witch, Pauline. I am a genius patissiere who loves and has mastered sweets.”

“Oh, that means you’re a person who makes sweets. You make them yourself?”

“Of course, with magic.”

Pauline leaned back.

“A great witch never uses her hands. Everything is done with magic.”

“Then that mountain of sweets was all magic…?”

“Naturally. A great witch like myself can create that much with only a single wave of a fork.”

Pauline took out the fork and shook it once, causing a chocolate cake to manifest on the table with a “pop”. It was a scrumptious looking cake with rich chocolate that shined.

“UOOOOOOO…!?” Dedede almost drooled.

The great witch fluttered her hands. “It’s a piece of cake! Take your time to savor it!”

“A…Amazing…!”

“Well, this is the reason I came to Dream Land.”

“It is?”

Dedede took a bite of the cake and immediately jumped from the sofa.

“DELICIIIIIOUUUUUUUUSSSS!! It’s delicious! I can’t believe you made this so quick! You’re a super genius!”

“Fu fu fu… I’d like to hold a Dream Buffet here.”

“Dream Buffet? What’s that?” The king asked, quickly finishing the cake.

“It’s exactly what you think, a buffet one can only dream about. But it being a “buffet” does not mean that it will be considered a delicacy, I want everyone in Dream Land to taste the sweets made with my great magic.”

“Everyone? No way! We don’t need that!” The king shook his head. “It’d be better if you made sweets just for me! It’d be a waste for everyone else to eat such a delicious cake!”

“I won’t allow that.” Pauline glared at Dedede with cold eyes. “The duty of a witch is to make as many people happy as possible. I came here to fulfill that duty, not to satisfy a single person.”

“But…”

“I want my sweets to be enjoyed by as many people as possible. If I cannot do that, then there is no need for me to be here. Good bye.”

Pauline looked like she was about to stand up, but she was stopped by Dedede.

“Hold up! I get it! I’ll let you gather the citizens and have it!”

“Fu fu… very good.” Pauline gave a satisfied smile. “Your highness would like the citizens to know about the Dream Buffet. You can leave all the preparations to me.”

“Yup, it’s all you! Let all of them know!”

The two firmly shook hands.

*        *       *

After Pauline left, Bandana spoke with a smile. “It’s great that she wants to make everyone happy. I thought she was a bit scary at first, but she really is a nice person.”

“Hmph… what a waste… wanting everyone else to have this yummy cake…” The king grumbled with a pout.

“Was her cake delicious?” Bandana asked.

“Of course! The sweet, slightly bitter chocolate and the smooth, moist cake are folded into layers, and the finely ground nuts on top... NGAHHHHHHHH!!!” Dedede thrashed about on the sofa as he remembered the spectacular chocolate cake. “Oh right, those guys brought the mountain of sweets to the pantry, right? I can’t handle this anymore!”

The king rushed to the pantry. Upon opening the door, a gentle, sweet smell wafted through the air. He licked his lips.

“The smell is too much! Let’s see…”

Dedede grabbed a cream puff and popped it into his mouth. Suddenly, he jumped up in excitement.

“So… YUMMYYY! This is so yummy!”

He started eating all the food he could get his hands on until he saw Bandana, who was looking around at the mountain of sweets with eyes sparkling. The king offered the sweet that he was about to eat him.

“You have some too.”

“Huh? Is it ok if I do?”

“My subordinates must be gourmets that can savor the taste of sweets from a top-class patissiere.”

“Yes, thank you very much!”

“All of you, join in too!” Dedede said as he looked at the Waddle Dee unit lined up against the wall.

“Us, too!? Yay! Thank you so much, your highness!”

They were so excited that the jumped into the pile of sweets.

“Uwaaahhhh! This cookie is great! It’s so yummy!”

“The doughnuts are also so fluffy and yummy! I can eat as many as I want in no time at all!”

Dedede laughed heartily upon seeing their beaming smiles. “Wahahaha! Don’t you all forget! Pauline gave these sweets to me, so it’s a tribute to my esteemed self!”

“Yes! Of course, your highness!”

“Get in touch with everyone in Dream Land about the Dream Buffet! Make sure they know it’s all thanks to me!”

“Yes, sir!”

Their stomachs filled to the brim with delicious sweets, the Waddle Dees rushed out of the castle.

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TL Note:

When Pauline was explaining what a Dream Buffet is, I did translate the original text with the JP version of the title (Gourmet Fest) and then did a version with the NA version of the title (Dream Buffet) because I was honestly kind of unsure with to go with. I was going to go with Gourmet Fest to stick to the Japanese, but then I thought to go with the Localized title for consistency.

Like I know when people think of "buffet", they tend to think of the chain places like Old Country Buffet and whatnot, but I was thinking more like… expensive hotel buffets when I wrote the translation.

For posteriority, I included the original translation I did with the JP title.

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[warrior-kitty]

new Smash Bros fic idea inspired by this tumblr post here so going ahead and writing down the general idea that I have so far.

Shortly after Steve first joined Smash, he proceeds to just mine underneath the manor’s property in his free time. One day, one of the Smashers proceeds to go into the mansion’s basement in order to retrieve something from storage, only to stumble upon an entire dungeon maze underneath the manor and now they have to trek through it in order to find whatever they went down there for.

Of course, this Smasher would then end up getting lost in the maze so they end up going missing and once the others start to notice that they aren’t around and thus have to go in the maze to find them as well.

The basement isn’t the only way to access this dungeon maze; Steve had created different entrances scattered throughout the manor’s property, such has in closets or in little ditches outside.

Isabelle helps out Rob, Olimar, and the Pikmin with vacuuming the main mansion and stumbles upon one of these entrances that’s just in the wall and she ends up wandering in.

Kirby is in the kitchen to get a snack but the pantry is just this long, dark, and ominous hallway. This does not dissuade him.

Ness and Lucas are tossing a tennis ball with the Duck Hunt dog outside and the dog just freaking falls down into the maze through a pit in the ground. The two understandably freak out and go in after him.

Countless other shenanigans ensue. I’m titling this fic “Manor of Leaves”

[eikahzera]

Happy Valentines Day <3

One day late !! But i got caught up with stuff

Ribbon knows a place she wants to show to Kirby...Maybe she hid snacks here ? Hopefully !

(and the background to, because Whispy got covered)

And on top that, will you gladly accept the timelapse of this beast that was speedran all throughout ? Yes, yes you will (plus you can see me struggle when it would have been easier for me to just take my time to better construct)

[i3utterflyeffect]

oh...when untitled sees TCO incapacitated after user-Alan disconnects, he's definitely going to think that he fucked up the future somehow, since he probably assumed that TCO would have defeated TDL. just some extra despair.

bonus: i've never played any kirby games, but from the vague image i've gained through osmosis, selkie sc = kirby

OH MAN...... THAT'S TRUE... HE PROBABLY IS HORRIFIED-- he fully expects everyone to die-- he should have done more to stop Dark, why did he hesitate-- if he hadn't been here, no one would have died--

and then he finds out sc is extremely powerful and just. FUCKING KILLED dark. cool. this is FINE. he's not terrified by the implications of this at all!

also i was like 'isn't SC in general just kirby' but now that i think about it. yeah

has defeated multiple threats to the world (SC only two. king and dark. but still)

keeps befriending their enemies

little and yet powerful

Absolute Shapes Of All Time

has a connection to extremely powerful 'god' beings that isn't elaborated on at all but everyone knows that it's there?? is anyone going to explain this? no? okay

mostly just wants to hang out with friends, eat snacks, and sleep

if you looked at them you would not suspect The Horrors at all but they're definitely still there

[huckleberrykai]

choi beomgyu ~ i wouldn't ask you to take care of me

pairing: husband!beomgyu x wife!reader summary: after returning from your honeymoon, you already have to put your vows to the test. genre: sickfic, fluff warnings: sickness (obvs), mentions of medicine and general sick things + petnames, mentions of divorce and death (joke) notes: i wrote this when i was sick ages ago and just?? never posted it?? it's kinda bad but i don't wanna just scrap it so ✨ word count: 0.6k click here for my masterlist!

"i told you that weird guy sneezing on the plane was gonna kill me."

you huffed out a laugh at your husband, "a cold isn't gonna kill you baby." you commented while you arranged the bag of medicines, drinks and snacks you had brought for him. he folded his arms and gave you a stern look. you couldn't quite take him seriously when he spoke in a hoarse, cracked voice. "oh yeah? what if it does huh? then you're a widow! it hasn't even been a month, i thought i'd be able to brag about my hot wife for longer."

he pushed his bottom lip out in a pout sadly when you only smiled at his dramatics. "i'm not gonna be a widow gyu."

you pressed a quick peck to his pouty lips before rummaging through the bag to get his medicine. "well what if you divorce me because i look so gross?"

now that one made you laugh.

"gyu i've seen you looking far worse than just a red nose and some sniffles. remember that time you and yeonjun got blackout dr-"

"YES YES I REMEMBER. i thought we agreed not to talk about that time!" a hearty laugh broke through you at his protests. "i love you you know? i'm gonna be here no matter what. i don't care how gross you are."

beomgyu smiled at this, one of his little :> smiles that never failed to make you giggle. you finished up pouring the thick artificial cherry cold medicine into the measuring spoon and held it out to his lips. he looked between your eyes and the spoon sceptically, but you reached into the bag again to pull out his favourite soda. "i got you this to wash it down."

his heart fluttered at your gesture, taking the bottle and opening the lid ready to sip it. he felt a little overwhelmed by your care and attentiveness and let out a meek "i love you."

it's not like he wasn't used to your love and care, you had been together for a long time after all, but there was something about the love in your eyes and the shine of the ring on your finger that made him crumble inside.

he opened his mouth and let you feed him the medicine, wincing and scrunching his face up at the pungent taste, chugging the soda down to mask the flavour. "good boy." you chuckled, ruffling his hair and grabbing a small towel in some cool water before moving to your side of the bed.

"thank you for taking care of me, sorry you have to see me looking so gross." he said genuinely, no trace of humour in his tone this time.

"hey.. we said in sickness and in health didn't we?" you reassured him, pressing the fresh cold towel to beomgyu's forehead and using your other hand to smooth his dark hair, running your fingers through it gently.

he smiled gratefully and wiggled further into your bedsheets to get comfortable. you slid in the covers next to him, not getting too close.

"snuggles?"

it was like his head couldn't move fast enough when he started nodding, spreading his arms for you. with a grin you situated yourself on his chest and wrapped your arms around him, not caring if you got sick. you'd do whatever it takes to make your husband feel better.

and when you inevitably caught the cold, he did the same for you - gently taking care of you and loving on you until you were better <3

(but not without buying a hazmat suit as a joke and treating you like a biohazard 💀)

fluff taglist: @beoms-sugar @subbyjvnnie @mazeinthemoon @n0-thisispatrick @strawberry-kirby @majestyjun @bibibinnie @beom-pyu @minholing @ohmahgods

[25rats]

YOOO INTRO POST (finally)

Call me Null! I uhhh I draw sometimes. My sona’s name is himble bimble lowercase (pictured above. Posts with them in it are tagged as #himbleposting)

My gender is… complicated. However, I use he/they/it/void pronouns and for simplicity’s sake, refer to me as a guy.

I’m neurodivergent and a fucking nerd >B3

I do both digital and traditional art and am a multifandom artist (I think I’m using that right)

You’re allowed to use my art in pfps, banners, etc, if you credit me. Please don’t trace it or use it in Ai!!

Also, if I ever offend anyone, please know that I don’t mean it and tell me what I did so I don’t do that in the future!! I’m trying my best and I don’t mean to hurt anyone :(

Cool people who you should go check out:

@j3strr

@d0nt-question-me

@sk3zulla

@iquiteliterallydonotknow

@tobiasbones

@ummmgaysworld

(Sorry for @ing yall lol)

⇣Less important things ⇣

My current special interests are:

The Strange case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

The Glass Scientists

Chonny Jash (CCCC in particular)

Undertale/underverse (maybe? It’s dying out a bit but it still holds a special place in my heart) (edit: yeah no. It’s never gonna die. I’m stuck here forever.)

My current (relevant) hyperfixations are:

Get a snack at 4am 💥💥

Other interests/fandoms I’m in:

Furry

Pokémon (maybe? I got a lot of merch and I know a lot of them, but I’ve only played sword. I’m a fake fan, ik 😔/silly)

Kirby (same as the previous one, except replace sword with star allies)

Dragon puppets

The amazing digital circus

Hellaverse (I don’t know much about many of the controversies, It’s more of a guilty pleasure. I don’t condone doing bad stuff. Bad stuff is bad.)

Will wood (and the tapeworms)

Knowing long words (makes me feel smart lol)

Experimenting and making fancy drinks (mostly coffee)

Inanimate insanity

The Magnus archives

Mlp

Ships (please don’t argue, I don’t like being yelled at :( I just think they’re silly. Most, if not, all are canon anyway):

Jekyon (Jekyll X Lanyon—The Glass Scientists)

Lanyde (Hyde X Lanyon—The Glass Scientists)

Lightbrush (Lightbulb X Paintbrush—Inanimate Insanity)

Blorbos:

Gasa4 Cashier <3333

Any variation of Hyde

TGS Jekyll

TGS Lanyon

Killer sans

Hms

Characters who are me fr sorted into 3 unmarked categories because this is my intro post and I can:

Killer sans, Heart, Ink sans, Edward Hyde

Mind, Nightmare sans (corrupted), Lanyon, Error sans

Henry Jekyll, Soul, Nightmare Sans (passive)

Random stuff:

I’m a therian and my theriotype is a red fox

I’m a (non-religious) angelkin I think

Fav colour is pink

I don’t know what to typically add to intro posts (obviously)

My mtbi is INTP-T

If you actually read this far then you’re cool >:333

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OKAY HI SO I GOT THE REFS IM GONNA POST SOMETHING THAT I WANT A SECOND OPINION ON BUT HERE THEY ARE AS OF RIGHT NOW

long post so putting it under the read more!!!

This is Ro Lilac!!! She’s my main OC and was originally a self insert, until I branched her off into her main character around 2021!!! She’s an A Hat in Time OC. She’s 19 years old and has one sibling, her sister Katelyn, who I’ll talk about later. Her mother is Olivia Lilac and her father is David Stevens (last name isn’t canon yet, I’m open to ideas for his last name), and she has three aunts named Meredith, Veronica, and Susanne. Ro’s a very polite and reasonable person, more interested in finding peaceful solutions to any problem or conflict she may face. If she is forced to fight, she’s quick on her feet and strategic with her attacks, having plenty of experience with self defense. In AHiT, she’s a parental figure to the main three girls (HK, BK, MG) and will accompany Hat Kid in order to protect her during her journey. There may be specific parts of the game where she would be a playable character, but she’s mainly a negotiator/bodyguard. After chapter five, she’ll be a playable character. I’ll go into detail about her role in the game in a later post.

This is Katelyn Lilac!! She’s Ro’s (half) sister (they both hate referring to each other as their half sister, especially Katelyn, it makes them feel like they aren’t as close as they really are), 16 years old, and aroace. She’s essentially the polar opposite of Ro, being energetic and excited nearly 24/7. She doesn’t know much about her father, and prefers it that way. She’ll also be present during the main story of AHiT, although much less active than Ro. She’ll usually be contacted through a phone or some other communication device. During maybe one or two parts of the game, she’ll be playable for a short amount of time, and then unlocked to play as after chapter five is completed.

COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FANDOMS STARTING NOW HAHAHAHAHEHHEHEHHAHEHHEEHAA coughing

she uh….. honestly doesn’t have a name yet i just call her lizard (PLEASE GIVE ME NAME IDEAS HELP). She’s a Parappa the Rapper OC, she’s 21, Italian (her little Italian ass /ref), and I literally just made her in January. She’s a burnt out college kid with misophonia that moved into Parappa Town from a small town about an hour away to take online classes. She has the deepest voice out of all the OCs I have listed here, and it’s a bit raspy, as if she hadn’t gotten enough sleep the night before. She doesn’t have a major role in the games, especially the first one, since that’s when she first moves into Parappa Town. She’ll have her moments in the anime, usually as a background character, but she’ll have a few interactions with the main group. she is nowhere to be found in UJL, leave her alone she’s taking a nap!!! She’s a lot more active in the second game, acting as a supporting character. (this was added in April) might be dating Takoyama/HDO…… lowkey….. they got the dating allegations (i was encouraged to add this since i saw several other people shipping their OCs with him but if this makes y’all uncomfortable let me know!!!)

FINAL ONE AND SHE IS A KIRBY OC!!! Specifically the anime, she’d get put in the anime and then like one game like Escargoon lmao. She has the highest and softest voice out of all the OCs that I wrote about in this post. Her name is Anne and she’s 22 years old, living in Whispy Woods. I’ll just copy and paste what her introductory episode would be like lmao here yall go.

Kirby, during a walk with Tiff and Tuff in the forest, drops something (idk what it would be yet maybe some candy if they have a little backpack for snacks) and doesn’t notice. Anne tries to return it while they’re still in the forest but conveniently never catches up to them/ isn’t heard by them. With Kirby now being outside the forest, the place she’s never left in her entire life, she is now forced to leave the forest and enter Cappy Town to find them.

okay uhh if you have any questions or suggestions let me know BYE!!!