#kirby’s just here for the snacks

[alliebirb]

finally finished that comfort chara redraw meme from tw!tter

[retiredcultistredux]

Simping for a world-destroying entity is a very weird interest, don't you think, Ester? Maybe get into something happier, like knitting, or maybe reviving a world-CREATING entity?

Ester: "You--you can't just--you don't even--ugh, y'know what?!"

[Insert yet another angry Ester rambling moment, except this time he's going on and on about how 'he's not a simp' and 'you just don't understand the plans, or what you're talking about, so shut up'. He didn't even realize he'd dropped Kirby onto the ground accidentally.]

[etherealstar-writes]

I WANNA BE YOURS | LIONESSES X READER | PT 9

pairings: lionesses x reader

summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.

part: nine

part one here

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You were seated on the couch with your best friend, Dani, in her apartment with bowls of snacks stacked in front of you guys. Dani was the one currently obsessed with the women football since England was hosting the Euros, and would be the one spamming you with edits.

She'd begged you to come tonight to watch the quarter finals with her with England versing Spain. And you'd finally given in, hoping to finally get cultured and then flex off to the group chat that you finally knew the names of more players other than just Lucy Bronze.

And so here you were, your eyes glued on the tv screen as the National Anthem had ended and the match was about to start. Your eyebrows had furrowed in confusion when the line-ups had been displayed for a few seconds before the kick-off whistle was blown. The last names of the Lionesses were somehow familiar, but before you could dwell on it more, it went away.

"Okay so," Dani began, pointing to the different players as the match began. "The blonde one with the number 8 on her back is Leah Williamson, my personal fav, and the captain of the team."

You nodded along.

Leah Williamson. Seems familiar.

"And then the one in goals is Mary Earps. There's Lucy Bronze with the number 2 on her back and Mille Bright next to Leah with number 6. Over there running is Keira Walsh and she has 4 on her back."

Your eyebrows furrowed again when you heard the name Earps and Bright, but decided to ignore it.

"Right there is Lauren Hemp with 11 next to Fran Kirby who's 14, and that one is Rachel Daly with number 3 on her back."

Nahhh, it couldn't be a coincidence, could it? Leah, Earps, Bright, Kie, Lauren, and now Daly?

"Oh, and that's Stanway with the ball. She just passed it to Meado!"

Hold on.

Your eyes widened. "Meado?"

"Yeah, Beth Mead. We call her Meado." Dani nodded, glancing at you and saw that you had a shocked look on your face. "You good?"

"Wait, so would Stanway's first name be Georgia by any chance?" You questioned.

"Yeah, you guessed it right!" Dani laughed. "It looks like my edits are helping."

You forced a smile on your face and nodded along, but internally you were screaming. You grabbed your phone and googled all the players on the football squad including the subs, noticing the resemblance to all the names on the group chat.

Leah Williamson. Georgia Stanway. Ella Toone. Alessia Russo. Beth Mead. Lotte Wubben-Moy. Niamh Charles. Lucy Bronze. Mary Earps. And it went on. Some had only spoken once but you had seen their name.

While Dani was focused on the game, you were lost in your own thoughts. It all seemed like a big joke right now.

The times they'd be in the gym and would be training together. The photos they would send on the chat where they were in what you now realised were their football kits, and the football games they would pass off as a bit of fun. And the fact that Lucy Bronze had commented your post.

It all made sense when you thought about it.

These past few months you'd been chatting with them, you'd thought you had gotten to "know" them better, but really you knew practically nothing because they'd continued to hide about who they were and would change the topic when you did try to bring it up, all while knowing basically everything about you.

And suddenly, you felt very stupid and very played, as well as kinda betrayed.

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yourusername: me raiding all of dani's snacks while trying to understand football. england national football team or national diving team? who knows 🤷‍♀️ is it coming home lionesses?

danisterling: it's coming homeeeee ↳ yourusername: let's hope so

laniangelo: maybe you'll get lucky and another of them will see this post and you can finally become a wag ↳ yourusername: new fear: unlocked

chasejackson: looking flawless l/n 😩 ↳ yourusername i know 😌

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THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM

the imposter well done on the match girls! you guys played great loved the goals toone and stanway

elton

thank you so much y/n!

stairway ahh thank you y/n really appreciate it wait .... HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT ITS US

neev oh no

the imposter have fun messing around with someone else and hiding your identities from them! xx

the imposter left

meado what were you guys expecting? you were literally going to be on tv playing football she was bound to see and find out soon you should've told her sooner

stairway we messed up didn't we?

willybum yeah

neev we gotta fix this

the REAL karate kid how she probably hates us

elton i got an idea

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leahwilliamsonn started following yourusername alessiarusso99 started following yourusername ellatoone started following yourusername stanwaygeorgia started following yourusername niamhcharles17 started following yourusername lottewubbenmoy started following yourusername lucybronze started following yourusername 1maryearps started following yourusername and more started following yourusername

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part ten here

[uluvjay]

Birthdays-K. Dach

Kirby Dach x fem! Reader

In which Kirby makes it a birthday to never forget

Warnings?; Kissing, light drinking, crowds, teasing, prob some errors, I hope you enjoy!!

“Do I really have to wear the blindfold?” You huffed as Kirby pulled the soft material over your eyes.

“Yes, it’s a surprise for a reason.” He laughed tying the back into a secure knot.

You playfully shook your head with a sigh that quickly turned into a giggle as he pinched your side, feeling his large hand wrapped around one of yours as he walked you two towards something.

“Someone’s not gonna jump out and kill me are they?” You teased.

“Hmm..maybe, you’ll just have to wait and see.”

“Kirby!”

While you couldn’t see it due to the material over your eyes from the way giggles floated from his mouth you knew there was a big grin covering his face.

You figured you were heading to the car and when you heard the familiar beep of his G-wagon unlock you knew you were right.

“If we’re going to dinner why can’t I know where we’re going?” You questioned as he began to drive through the roads of Montreal.

“Because it’s a surprise.” He laughed not changing his answer from the last seven times you’d asked him about what, where, and why.

You eventually gave up and resumed a normal conversation for the rest of the car ride, butterflies beginning to flutter around when you felt him pull into a parking spot and the large car shut off.

“Are we here?”

“Yep” he spoke softly before exiting the car and rounding your side, opening the door for you and guiding you out.

He kept a tight hold on you as he walked you into some building, it was oddly quiet for a restaurant or something and it didn’t smell like food and for some reason it sounded like you were back at your house?

You were about to question him but his soft voice in your ear had you halting.

“You can take it off now.” He whispered as he placed a kiss just under your ear and stepped back.

“Finally.” You laughed pulling the soft material off only to be met with loud shouts and cheers coming from close friends and family.

“Surprise!!” Filled throughout what looked to be a venue, your parents running to hug you.

You felt tears prick your eyes as their arms surrounded you, leaving them back home and being in Montreal wasn’t easy and you had been missing them more than you’d like to admit.

They pulled back after a moment, both placing kisses to your head as more people came forward for hugs and to wish you a happy birthday.

There were many familiar faces from the team, players, ex players, wives and girlfriends that you’d gotten close with and Kirby’s family as well.

After many many hugs you set out to find the man that made this all possible, finding him tucked in a small corner of your kitchen with a snack and drink you wasted no time running over to him.

He smiled as you reached him, his arms surrounding you as your wrapped around his middle.

“You did all of this for me?” You cried into his chest.

“Of course, you deserve every bit of it.” He spoke softly.

“Thank you.” You said as you pulled back to look up at the Canadian.

“Don’t have to thank me baby, I wanted to do this for you.” He replied, dipping down to place a sweet kiss to your lips.

He held you in his arms for a few beats longer until he pulled away with a kiss to your head, his hand moving to wrap around yours as he pulled you to show you some of the decorations around the house

After about two hours of mingling and catching up with those you hadn’t seen in a while Kirby came up and pulled you from your conversation with Arber and His girlfriend.

“You wanna bring food out?” He asked softly.

“Yes please, I’m starving.” You blushed as your stomach rumbled right as the words left your mouth.

“Noted” he laughed before heading off in the direction of a kitchen.

A little bit later there was a table filled with food and a line around the table as people gathered for food.

“Arber dude, leave some for the rest of us!” Cole laughed from his spot behind the defensemen in line.

Arber simply replied with the flip of his middle finger causing the Slovakian behind Cole to giggle at his friends antics.

You joined in line behind Juraj but he quickly moved and put you in front of him.

“Juraj you don’t have to move, I’m find being behind you.” You laughed.

“No you’re the birthday girl, you go ahead of me.” He waved you off.

You shook your head in reply but stayed in your spot, moving down the line for food laughing as Cole continued to pick with Arber before finally filling your plate and having a seat at one of the tables.

You were in your own little world when you felt the chair next to you pull out and sat was your boyfriend but with no plate.

“Where’s your food?” You frowned.

“Wanted to make sure everyone got some first, I can wait.” He shrugged.

You moved to stand to go get him a plate but his hands on your arms stopping you and his little giggle had you freezing in place.

“Baby I’m fine, sit down and eat.”

You hated that even though his voice was soft and sweet there was still an edge of dominance in there that had you sitting in seconds.

You stabbed one of the potato’s on your plate before holding it front of him, watching as his mouth wrapped around the fork and his eyes locked intently on you.

“Don’t look at me like that.” You breathed.

“Like what?” He smirked

“You know what.”

He winked in response watching as you turned away and went back to eating your food, a soft blush not coating your cheeks from his teasing.

Once everyone was done eating most people found themselves outside in the large yard. A makeshift dance floor had been created, couples and friends dancing to the music that began to spill from the speakers Kirby had installed outside last summer.

You were watching Cole attempt to dougie when a hand slipped in yours and pulled you onto the dance floor.

The familiar scent of Kirby’s expensive cologne filled your senses as you pressed your back to his chest, his arms wrapping around your front as he swayed the two of you side to side.

“Are you having fun?” He questioned.

“So much fun, I really wasn’t expecting this.”

“I’m glad I could surprise you, wanted to make this day special for you.” He smiled softly.

“It’s been amazing.” You spoke as you turned to face him, arms thrown over his shoulders while his rested on your hips the two of you moving to the song that played through the speakers.

After a bit of dancing with him you were pulled away from some of the other Wags for pictures, many of them taking singles of you for you to post later and many group ones.

You once again found your way back to the tall brunette, this time in his lap as he rested in one of the patio chairs nursing the same beer he’d had for over an hour now.

“Do I get to know my gift?” You smirked down at him.

“Hmm, I don’t know. Have you earned it?” He teased.

“Earned it?! I’ll have you know I’ve waited alllll year for this mister.” You giggled.

“That right?”

“Mhm, been waiting to see how you could top last year.” You smiled thinking about the little kittens he’d gotten you for your birthday last year.

They’d been dumped and rescued together and after finding out they were bonded Kirby knew he couldn’t leave one and that’s how you ended up with two little furry children.

“I don’t think anything could top our babies.” He laughed.

“Definitely Not.” You agreed.

“But, I guess I can go get your gift for you.” He huffed playfully.

“You know you could get me a rock and I’d love it right?.” You asked.

“I know baby, and that’s why I like to spoil you whenever I can.” He smiled, placing a kiss to your cheek before singling for you to get up as he stood and headed into the house.

You went back to the girls, talking about trips they’d taken and offseason gossip, new things at target and everything you’d all missed in your short weeks apart.

You truly hadn’t noticed the body behind yours Until Gally’s Wife pointed behind you and you turned with a confused look on your face until you found your boyfriend down on one knee below you.

“Oh my god.” You cried, tears already begging to fill your eyes.

“Baby, these past years with you have been so special. You’ve stuck with me during some of my worst and hardest points in life and have never given up on me. Everyday you show me an unconditional love that I am beyond lucky to be able to experience, you show me how lucky of a man I am to have an outstanding woman like you to come home to. Waking up and getting you love you and our sweet fur babies everyday is something I want to do forever. So with that, will you marry me?.” He spoke, tears of his own escaping.

“Yes! God yes.” You cried jumping slightly as he slipped the gorgeous ring on your finger.

You pulled him into a kiss the second his lips were on yours, hands holding his scruffy cheeks tightly as tears began to mix into your kiss.

“I love you so much.” You sobbed.

“I love you more baby.”

He held you close for a little longer until you pulled back to take another look at the ring.

“This wasn’t the kind of rock I was talking about earlier but damn it’ll do.” You said causing both of you to break out in giggles.

“You like it then?” He asked

“It’s perfect Kirbs.” You smiled pulling him into another quick kiss before turning to the crowd and throwing your hand in the air.

Everyone cheered loudly, your family pulling you into a tight hug and Kirby’s after before you made it to your friends.

The girls screamed and cried with you, everyone looking at the ring and taking a picture of you with your hand up.

After all the commotion had died down a bit you found him once again, making your way to him you tucked yourself under his arm observing the crowd full of people you loved.

“Just so you know this didn’t top the kitties.” You laughed playfully.

“Like I said, nothing can top them.”

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Dedicated to @turcott3 🎈

[kitsune-pop]

Hazy Daze

CW: casual vore, weed, digestion

Hazel sat down on her living room floor, leaning against the couch. It was her day off, and she was gonna make it a good one, starting with some smoke, snacks and games. She carefully packed a bowl for her trusty Kirby bong, lit it up and popped open a box of cheese snacks to nibble on while she booted up her Wii for Mario Kart. Today was gonna be a good day.

0o0

Hazel was having a great time. Her living room was sufficiently cloudy, she was beating the computer drivers within an inch of their lives and she was relaxed enough that even the occasional Blue Shell didn't bother her (or the following Red Shell, or Green Shell, or Star…). Even so, she was still hungry. Two hours into the day and she'd already eaten all the snacks.

She shook her bangs out of her eyes as she crossed the finish again, dirty blonde hair falling right back into her face as she reached for her phone. She had told herself she wasn't going to order anything, but her tummy had started grumbling at her–which she absentmindedly rubbed through her tank top as she looked at her delivery options. Pizza was always a good choice, plus it wasn't too expensive. She cracked a grin when a popup of "Still hungry? Order the delivery person for dinner too! Take advantage of our Delivery Delivery deal today!" showed up on the app.

"Not this time, capitalism. I'm watching my bank account today." Hazel giggled a bit, ordering her pizza and packing a tad more in her Kirbong. It shouldn't take more than half an hour for her pizza to get here, and she wanted to have the perfect amount of munchies by the time it got delivered.

0o0

After the third time of falling off the track on Maple Treeway, Hazel paused her game to laugh at herself. The pot was definitely affecting her now. She guessed after a few hours of smoking even someone with her tolerance would start to feel it. Polite knocking grabbed her attention and she got to her feet, throwing a pair of pajama pants on before she answered the door.

A cute girl stood on her dingy welcome mat, complete with a hat starring a pizza logo and a single pizza box balanced in her hands. She barely came up to Hazel's chin, but at 193 cm most girls were shorter than her anyways.

The delivery girl looked up at Hazel with a brilliant smile, beaming up at her. "Thank you for choosing Happy Helper's Pizzeria! I hope you enjoy your order!"

Hazel blinked slowly, brain struggling to break through the fog before she reached for her pizza. "Thanks, I'm starving." Her belly gave an audible grumble, which she tried to stifle by placing a hand on her midsection.

The smaller girl glanced down shyly before looking back up at Hazel's face. "It sure sounds like it! Good thing you ordered the special!" She reached up and took off her hat–straight dark hair dropping to just above her shoulders–before moving to unbutton her work uniform, still smiling all the way.

Hazel quickly raised a hand to stop the delivery girl (although not before giving her a quick once-over), lifting the pizza box in one hand over her head before speaking up. "Uh, I only ordered the pizza. No offense." The shorter girl looked up at Hazel before pointing at the pizza in her hand.

"On your order it says you upgraded for Delivery Delivery though."

Confused now, Hazel looked at her receipt to see, yup, one pizza and one Delivery Delivery special. She quickly grabbed her phone, opened the app and looked at her orders. As she did, the clouds in her head parted just enough for her to remember opening the app shortly after placing the order and adding the deal to her delivery. Looks like the munchies took another victory on her bank account.

She shrugged, pocketing her phone and opening her door up for the delivery girl to walk in. "Hey, I won't turn down a meal like you! Especially after I already spent the money…"

The girl laughed, her smile not as brilliant as before but much more genuine. "Pretty sure we've all made bad decisions when we're high." She finished unbuttoning her top, tossing it on the floor before she reached down to untie her shoes, giving Hazel a fantastic view of her next meal's assets.

A plump ass, juicy thighs, smooth skin, this was someone who took good care of themselves and probably knew they weren't gonna last long around predators. As she kicked off her shoes and socks she turned around, showing off a small muffin top and perky boobs. Catching Hazel staring she laughed and winked at the tall pred before dropping her pants and panties in one movement, stepping out of the pool of clothes and smiling salaciously.

"So, how do you want me?" The girl posed a little bit, showing off for Hazel as the tall girl put her long forgotten pizza on the counter. The pred walked forward, grabbed the girl's shoulders and quickly stuffed her head into her mouth, moaning at the taste of natural shampoo (coconut?) flooding her mouth.

She quickly worked her way down, gulping down her neck and shoulders, giving some extra attention to her prey's tasty tits. She felt the girl jerk in surprise before feeling soft hands kneading her stomach, giving gentle rubs and pinches. Wasting no time Hazel lurched forward, relaxing her muscles and stuffing the girl into her throat down to her belly button. Now for the annoying part.

Hazel leaned back, picking her prey up off the ground and holding the young girl above her head. The experienced pred stepped back, leaning against her counter before beginning to gulp her meal down in earnest, gravity helping deliver the girl into her stomach. With a few powerful swallows Hazel quickly had the girl tucked away in her belly, tank top riding up and pajama pants pushing down under the dome of overstuffed gut.

Hazel stood there, panting to herself as her meal shifted into a more comfortable position inside her. Already she felt her stomach groaning and squeezing around her meal, and she grabbed her pizza before waddling over to her couch and plopping down on it. The pred moaned at how full she felt, rubbing her stretched skin as she felt her passenger start to play with herself even as her belly did its best to digest her.

Hazel started to get hard listening to the muffled pants and moans coming from her tummy. Unable to think of an excuse not to, the buck toothed pred reached under her stomach and into her pants, grabbing her cock and beginning to rub one out. With one hand in her pants and another rubbing the taut skin of her belly Hazel was quickly bringing herself to orgasm. The feeling of a stuffed, bloated belly was made even sweeter with the gasps and moans coming from within, the noises starting to get drowned out by the grumbling of the organ itself. She could feel every twitch and movement from her prey inside her, and could tell when the smaller girl came, her stomach deforming slightly as the girl arched her back, screaming in pleasure before relaxing.

Of course, relaxing just meant Hazel's body won the little war of attrition they had between them. The muscles quickly clenched and squeezed the girl within her into a tight ball, and a final powerful belch signaled the last of the air being forced out. Hazel came hard as she burped, panting and moaning as she made a mess of her pants. She leaned back against her couch, breathing hard for a minute before glancing at her Kirbong, a smile on her lips. She still had the whole rest of the day to herself, didn't she?

0o0

Hazel jerked awake at a loud bang, followed by some choice cursing. "Seriously, Hazel?! What the fuck! We were supposed to go to the movies tonight!"

The tall pred looked up at her friend Trixie. The short girl was fuming, red faced and glaring. Hazel looked around her living room, noting the empty pizza box and her character idling in front of a wall in her game, the race long over. She rubbed her head before belching, putting a hand on the much smaller bulge in her middle.

"Sorry, I didn't think I was gonna fall asleep." She noted Trixie's flushed face and the way she completely refused to look at her bloated belly. Grinning, she leaned forward, her stomach gurgling as another burp popped out of her mouth. "But that doesn't mean we can't find something to do here."

[slasher-key]

All I Wanted (Charlie Walker)

I’m back bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pairing: Charlie Walker x GN!! Reader

Warnings: None a few curse words  

You and Charlie have been dating, well, fake dating for almost a month. At first it was just to make Kirby jealous. It worked for a while, but she got over it quickly. So why are you both still together?

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“Nothing beats the original Y/N, you cannot convince me that Friday the 13th 2009, is better than the original.” Charlie says, shoving a hand full of popcorn in his mouth. “I’m not trying to convince you, I’m just telling you that I prefer to watch that one because of Travis Van Winkle.” I reply, with a small laugh. Charlie and I have been doing horror movie nights since we were kids. Tonight we are watching the original Friday the 13th, and we have been arguing about the remake for half the movie already. “So you’re telling me you only like it for the guys?” Charlie asks “Well, no, but it is a plus, but I also like the Jason better, he’s scarier, faster, and he has better kills.” I reply. “Okay, fine I’ll give you that, but you can’t beat the original.” He says “whatever” I say, rolling my eyes at him. We go back to watching the movie and my mind drifts off.

I start to think about the past month, Charlie and I have been fake dating for about a month now. He asked me after a party where he found Kirby making out with some guy. It made him jealous, so he wanted to make her jealous. This lead him to buy all the snacks and pizza at our movie night, and ask me if I would help him make her jealous. We have been “together” for a month and Kirby hasn’t even blinked an eye toward him. But for some reason it feels very natural, it’s not awkward when he calls me pet names, or when he kisses me goodbye, even when he comes up behind me with his surprise hugs. It felt real sometimes, but then I have to remind myself that, it’s not. No matter how bad I want him.

“You okay love?” Charlie asks, I look over at him, and he has a concerned look on his face. “Yeah I’m fine, why do you ask?” I reply, trying my best to give off a weird vibe. “Well you didn’t do you usual rant about them killing off Kevin Bacon after his death scene, and you’ve barely touched any of the snacks I bought, I know how much you love your gummy worms,” He says. 

I didn’t reply. I couldn’t think of a lie fast enough. I can’t tell him I want to be his real girlfriend and not his fake one. Not only will it ruin what we have now, but he still likes Kirby. “Y/N just tell me what’s going on, I’m worried about you,” he says. whipping the few tears that fell from my eyes. I just want to yell at him and tell him “I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU STUPID”. Charlie’s eyes go wide “wait what?” he says, eyebrows furrowing together in confusion. “I didn’t mean to say that, Charlie I’m so sorry,” I say cutting him off. “No don’t be sorry, look at me and tell me what you meant, you don’t have to keep anything from me,” he says, lifting my chin with his finger to make me look at him. “Tell me Y/N” he says. here goes nothing.

“Well, I liked you for a long time when we were younger, but I didn’t want to mess up our friendship. Then we got to high school, and you had this huge crush on Kirby. So I wanted to help you so you could be happy, but now we’ve been doing this whole fake dating thing for almost a whole month, and I can’t take it anymore. It all feels so real, and I love it. But then I realize that it isn’t, and you’re not really mine. It’s all just for you to get with Kirby. So yeah my feeling are a little hurt, but it’s whatever as long as you get you happy ending with Kirby.” I ramble, I sound like a fucking idiot. But I needed to get that out. 

When I am done rambling, I look back at Charlie and he is smiling at me. “why are you smiling so hard?” I ask, confusion written on my face. “Okay, don’t kick my ass, but, the whole fake dating thing might or might not have been a way for me to get closer to you. yeah, at first I did have a small crush on Kirby. But the more we started hanging out and going on fake dates, and acting like a couple. The more I wanted it to be real, the more I wanted you to be mine. I will admit it was a dick move, but I didn’t know hot to tell you that I was madly in love with you, and I’m sorry.” Charlie rambles.

“So this whole time you were trying to get me to fall for you?” I ask “Pretty much, yes, I’m sorry I lied to you.” He replies. I could help myself, I grab Charlie’s face in my hands and pull him in for a kiss. A real one this time.

“So will you be my real girlfriend Y/N?” he says, when we pull away “Of course I will.” I say pulling him in for another kiss. 

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[hamzilla]

pajama party, s.p

pairings: sidney prescott x fem!reader, jill roberts x platonic!reader, kirby reed x platonic!reader, olivia morris x platonic!reader

!warnings!: smut, age gap(sidney is 32, reader is 18), we’re also pretending that ghost face isn’t happening, mommy kink, cursing, kinda shitty writing, not spell checked, let me know if i missed anything

plot: you recognized the voice as jill, the girl who’s cousin was fingering you while she was on the other side of the door

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when your phone buzzes all of the girls look away from the tv and to you as you pick it up. “it’s from my mom. how’s it going sweetie?.” the four of you then chuckle before you reply. after a few minutes you the four of you decided to change into your pajamas. first jill, then kirby, and olivia. finally you slung your backpack over your shoulder before making your way to the bathroom.

sliding your pajama shorts up your legs you don’t even notice when the door opens until you stand back up. you gasp covering your chest as you stare at the older woman with wide eyes. “sorry, sweetie, didn’t realize you were in here.” sidney says going to shut the door. “it’s alright.” you say in a slight whisper before the door shuts. quickly slipping on your tank top, you grab your bag and leave the bathroom.

you almost scream when you open the door and sidney is standing right outside it. there is no chance to catch your breath as your pushed into the bathroom. “sidney?” you question the older woman? she just shakes her head and presses you against the counter. “you’re so pretty.” her hand comes up to cup your cheek. “t-thank you.” it comes out in a whisper, your not even sure if she heard but, even if she did it didn’t matter. not when she presses her soft lips against yours, or when the hand that wasn’t cupping your face slipped down beneath the hem of your sleep shorts and panties.

“did you get my text earlier?” she questions pulling away from you. “yeah, I did.” you blush at the mention of photo she sent while you were watching a movie. “yeah, what’d you tell the girls?” her hand moves to rub circles on your clit. “that is was fr-from my mom.” you say trying not to let out moan. “good girl.” her lips are suddenly back on yours moving in pace that’s hard to keep up with.

you’ve had a crush on sidney since as long as you could remember, the memories go back to when she babysat the four of you. you were six and jill was five, and she came home from college, she brought a gift back for her little cousin, and one for you too. but this whole thing started a couple months ago at jill’s seventeenth birthday party, you had turned eighteen about a month before then and one thing led to another and you and sidney had slept together.

“fuck.” you breath out as she slips one of her fingers into your dripping hole. “sidney, please.” you moan out, before slapping your hand over your mouth. “what baby? why don’t you tell mommy what you want.” “want you, want you to fuck me, please.” you whisper through your hand. “please what, honey?” “please, mommy.” you whimper and she slips another finger into you. the older woman presses her lips against your, you melt into the kiss whimpering and letting out quiet moans against her lips. “that’s it baby, you’re being so good for mommy.” she whispers against your lips. “mommy, fuck, mommy.” she groans lowly when you clench around her fingers, “what baby? you gonna cum for mommy?” “please. please let me cum, mommy.” you whimper, kissing down her neck.

just when your about to let go a knock on the door interrupts the two of you. “y/n! what’s taking you so long. we went down and got snacks, hurry up.” you recognized the voice as jill, the girl who’s cousin was fingering you while she was on the other side of the door. “sorry, i-i’m coming.” you stutter while sidney continues to fuck you with her fingers. “yeah you are.” sidney whispers in your ear. “hurry up.” jill yells through the door before you hear the tell tale sound of her walking away and to her room. “cum, baby. let it all go for me.” sidney presses her lips back onto yours and you finally release yourself. “good girl.” she says pulling away, and removing her finger from your drenched cunt. “you did so good.” “thank you, mommy.”

the two of you fix yourselves in the mirror before she kisses you for final time before she gives your bag and the two of you walk out the bathroom. “why don’t you come to my room, after the girls fall asleep.” you nod, before going to jill’s room. she smiles as she slips into her room and you go into jill’s.

the second your in the room and the door shuts all the girl’s eyes are on you. “did you take a shit in my bathroom?”

[tartsinarat]

He’s just a lil creature

Unlike Belos’s cursed form, Pip actually has two versions. The one drawn here is when he has enough magic stored inside, is a Frankenstein-ed up mess between a basilisk and whatever Belos’s curse in canon is meant to be but because curses in general aren’t explained in explicit detail (especially belos’s one) I thought it would be neat to attempt to give it a cool headcanon

so my idea of what creature these two got stuffed with is something that’s nicknamed a “false Titan” which are a long extinct species of demon? (They might be a sub category of titan though I’m not too sure yet :/) that evolved to mimic titans in order to better hunt their children as well as hunt smaller species of titan that don’t grow to be giants, these guys ended up getting killed off in the war between archivists and titans because the archivists couldn’t tell the difference between the two species but one archivist eventually did and captured one of them for safe keeping/ preserving.

Evelyn was a seller of all kinds of dangerous magical artefacts and human items, she mostly used her business as fun hobby as well to help Caleb with starting their carving business that they wanted to do together because Evelyn running around exploring dangerous ruins wasn’t a good idea because they obviously were planning on starting a family together. Uh that kind of failed spectacularly ngl when the whole fight between Caleb and Philip started so Evelyn in revenge literally grabbed every curse she had in storage and just murked Philip with them after seeing Caleb dead, one of the curses just so happened to be the “false titan” which Philip wasn’t able to remove.

So The reason why Belos snacks on palisman is because they’re grown from using titan magic as well as they have healing properties so like how Eda eats voles, Belos is addicted to eating titan magic because of the curse, also by having the glyphs carved into his arms he fucked himself over even more because the glyphs need to have magic/ energy to function but that then causes the curse to get more agitated and causes the slime/rotting

Obviously Pip ended up getting cursed too because it got passed onto him but due to him being a weird amalgamation of grimwalker parts and basilisk, Pip isnt really interested in eating titan magic and can eat most magic just fine, so King or palisman aren’t in danger around him… but he is carnivorous and has to actually eat the creature to drain the magic rather than just inhaling it Kirby style like how basilisks do

A fun fact about that is that Luz just assumed that Pip just casually eating raw meat was just a witch thing until she learned more about witch diets/ foods and was somewhat horrified and intrigued by what the fuck is up with Pip even more. It’s even funnier when they all eventually go the human realm and Pip is just like this with a piece of raw meat or something

and Luz got so desensitised to Pip and his horrifying habits that she completely forgot to give a heads up to Camila, who at that time just assumed that Pip was just a normal human that was brought into the boiling isles or something and so she was completely taken off guard that out of the gang Pip is the least human/ knowledgeable in acting as a human, she’s mostly fine with it afterwards and only sets a few rules like making sure to not leave blood everywhere but she does almost have a heart attack seeing Pip’s cursed form just napping on the sofa like a weird giant cat

a wild GH masterpost link has appeared!

[kachikirby]

Kirby’s Dream Buffet: Perfect Circle Full Stomach - Chapter 1: The Great Witch Has Arrived

It was the usual afternoon in Dream Land that is so peaceful that it makes you yawn. Kirby, who had been napping in the shade of a tree on a hill, was approached by Bandana Waddle Dee.

“Heeeyyy, Kirby! Wake up! It’s snack time!”

Upon hearing the word “snack time”, Kirby, who was sleeping soundly, shot up awake.

“Snack time?! Now!?”

“Yes, here you go.” Bandana sat next to Kirby and held out a box. When Kirby opened it, a delicious smell emanated from inside.

“Waah! It smells yummy!!”

“It’s an apple and walnut tart. I’ve made it countless times, but today’s was especially delicious and the king praised me for it. Because of that, I thought I’d let you try it too.”

“Yaay! Thank you!” Kirby took a bite and instantly, his face glowed. “Mmmmmmm! It’s so good!”

“I’m glad!”

“It’s amazing, Waddle Dee! This is the most delicious out of all the cakes I’ve eaten up to this point!”

“I’d been playing around with things like how to cut the apples and the temperature of the oven, but I finally came up with the perfect recipe.”

Kirby cut the tart in half and gave it to Bandana.

“Here, you also have some!”

“Huh? No thanks, I’m good. I’m the one who made it, so I’ve tasted it countless times…”

“It’s yummy when you eat it outside, and it’s even more yummy when two people eat something together!”

Upon hearing that, Bandana smiled. “That’s right. Thank you, Kirby. Well, let’s eat it together.”

The two had fun talking while eating each half of their tart.

When they were done eating, Bandana quickly stood up.

“Well, I have to get back.”

“Oh, already? Aren’t you done working?”

“Not yet. I just left it to everyone in the Waddle Dee Unit while I stepped out for a moment.”

Previously, the Waddle Dee unit was somewhat unreliable, but lately, they’ve been able to do any job they were given properly and because of that, Bandana was able to take a break.

“Thanks, Waddle Dee! It was really, really, REALLY yummy!”

“Then I’ll make it for you again! See you later, Kirby!”

Bandana waved as he returned to the castle.

*        *       *

Bandana Waddle Dee enjoyed doing jobs like cleaning, laundry, and ironing, but he liked making snacks the most because he enjoyed seeing King Dedede and Kirby’s wonderful smiles.

“I’m so glad that he liked it! I think I’ll make a cake that’s even more delicious for tomorrow!” He thought as he approached Castle Dedede.

In front of the gate stood a person he didn’t recognize. They wore an all-black dress that was decorated with scattered stars and a large pointy hat was perched atop their head. Bandana Waddle Dee, curious about this person, spoke up.

“Um… may I help you with something?”

The person turned around and looked down at him. In front of him stood an extremely beautiful women, but her nature seemed cold.

“And you are?”

Her voice was just as cold and lacked emotions. It scared Bandana a bit, as he tended to get nervous in front of sudden visitors. Due to that, he raised his voice as he replied.

“I’m Waddle Dee, a servant of King Dedede. What is your name?”

“I am the galaxy’s grandest great witch, Pauline.”

Her expression barely changed even when she spoke, giving her a mysterious appearance.

“What have you come to ask King Dedede about?” “I cannot discuss it here. I would like to meet with the king and discuss it with him directly.”

“I’m sorry. His highness doesn’t meet with unscheduled visitors.”

Castle Dedede often received unscheduled visitors, many of whom were dark-hearted people willing to take advantage of the king and it was because of this that Bandana adopted a strict attitude towards unscheduled visitors.

The great witch Paulina laughed with a huff. “I have a present for the king and would like to deliver it to him.”

“A present? But…”

“It’s this.”

She took out a fork from somewhere and shook it a little. Just then, a mountain of sweets appeared right before Bandana’s eyes! Cream puffs, cookies, sweet potatoes, donuts, Baumkuchen… a soft and sweet scent wafted from the stack of sweets that caused him to look up. Bandana’s eyes were wide as dinner plates.

“WHA?! WHERE’D ALL THIS COME FROM!?”

“Well, what do you think? If you don’t like it, it can’t be helped. I’ll just be going then…”

“P-please wait a moment!”

Bandana panicked. If he had chased away a guest with such a wonderful gift, he’d get an eyeful from the king. Quickly, he ran to the king’s napping room.

 *        *       *

“Fuaah…? A guest? I don’t know a thing about them, kick ‘em out…. fuaaaahhhhhhhh” With a big yawn, King Dedede went back to sleep.

“Buy, they said they brought a gift for you, your highness! It’s a mountain of sweets!”

“A mo… mount… mountain of… WHAT?!” The king’s eyes shot open instantly. “A MOUNTAIN OF SWEETS?! FOR REAL?!”

“Yes! It’s amazing! The great witch only shakes a fork, and it summons more cream puffs and cookies than you can eat…”

“You idiot! There’s no limit to the number of sweets I can eat! I’ll eat ‘em all!”

“Y… yes. Whatever you say, your highness…”

“YAHOO!! CREAM PUFFS! COOKIES!”

Before Bandana could finish speaking, the king jumped out of his napping room and ran down the stairs, rejoicing all the way.

*        *       *

The great witch Pauline had been taken to the reception room. The Waddle Dees were working hard on bringing all the mountains of sweets to the pantry for storage. No matter how many round trips they did, it looked like they weren’t even making a dent in the piles.

“It smells great in here!”

King Dedede, who had been drawn by the smell of sweets, almost jumped into the pantry, but was desperately stopped by Bandana.

“Your highness, the guest is in the reception room! It’s not that way!”

“Outta my way! I’m here for the mountain of sweets!”

“We can’t keep the witch waiting! If she’s waiting for too long, something bad might happen!”

Upon hearing those words, Dedede calmed down.

“Nggghhh… that’s right. Waddle Dee, put all you got into showing hospitality to the witch! Give her some first-class Dedede-stamped tea and a first-class Dedede stamped teacup!”

“Understood, your highness!”

Dedede quickly headed towards the reception room. As Bandana carried the first-class tea to her, the witch squinted her eyes and laughed.

“Fu fu… well, that’s very polite of you. I appreciate your gift.”

“Now, who exactly are you?” Dedede asked, leaning forward.

“I am the galaxy’s grandest great witch, Pauline. I am a genius patissiere who loves and has mastered sweets.”

“Oh, that means you’re a person who makes sweets. You make them yourself?”

“Of course, with magic.”

Pauline leaned back.

“A great witch never uses her hands. Everything is done with magic.”

“Then that mountain of sweets was all magic…?”

“Naturally. A great witch like myself can create that much with only a single wave of a fork.”

Pauline took out the fork and shook it once, causing a chocolate cake to manifest on the table with a “pop”. It was a scrumptious looking cake with rich chocolate that shined.

“UOOOOOOO…!?” Dedede almost drooled.

The great witch fluttered her hands. “It’s a piece of cake! Take your time to savor it!”

“A…Amazing…!”

“Well, this is the reason I came to Dream Land.”

“It is?”

Dedede took a bite of the cake and immediately jumped from the sofa.

“DELICIIIIIOUUUUUUUUSSSS!! It’s delicious! I can’t believe you made this so quick! You’re a super genius!”

“Fu fu fu… I’d like to hold a Dream Buffet here.”

“Dream Buffet? What’s that?” The king asked, quickly finishing the cake.

“It’s exactly what you think, a buffet one can only dream about. But it being a “buffet” does not mean that it will be considered a delicacy, I want everyone in Dream Land to taste the sweets made with my great magic.”

“Everyone? No way! We don’t need that!” The king shook his head. “It’d be better if you made sweets just for me! It’d be a waste for everyone else to eat such a delicious cake!”

“I won’t allow that.” Pauline glared at Dedede with cold eyes. “The duty of a witch is to make as many people happy as possible. I came here to fulfill that duty, not to satisfy a single person.”

“But…”

“I want my sweets to be enjoyed by as many people as possible. If I cannot do that, then there is no need for me to be here. Good bye.”

Pauline looked like she was about to stand up, but she was stopped by Dedede.

“Hold up! I get it! I’ll let you gather the citizens and have it!”

“Fu fu… very good.” Pauline gave a satisfied smile. “Your highness would like the citizens to know about the Dream Buffet. You can leave all the preparations to me.”

“Yup, it’s all you! Let all of them know!”

The two firmly shook hands.

*        *       *

After Pauline left, Bandana spoke with a smile. “It’s great that she wants to make everyone happy. I thought she was a bit scary at first, but she really is a nice person.”

“Hmph… what a waste… wanting everyone else to have this yummy cake…” The king grumbled with a pout.

“Was her cake delicious?” Bandana asked.

“Of course! The sweet, slightly bitter chocolate and the smooth, moist cake are folded into layers, and the finely ground nuts on top... NGAHHHHHHHH!!!” Dedede thrashed about on the sofa as he remembered the spectacular chocolate cake. “Oh right, those guys brought the mountain of sweets to the pantry, right? I can’t handle this anymore!”

The king rushed to the pantry. Upon opening the door, a gentle, sweet smell wafted through the air. He licked his lips.

“The smell is too much! Let’s see���”

Dedede grabbed a cream puff and popped it into his mouth. Suddenly, he jumped up in excitement.

“So… YUMMYYY! This is so yummy!”

He started eating all the food he could get his hands on until he saw Bandana, who was looking around at the mountain of sweets with eyes sparkling. The king offered the sweet that he was about to eat him.

“You have some too.”

“Huh? Is it ok if I do?”

“My subordinates must be gourmets that can savor the taste of sweets from a top-class patissiere.”

“Yes, thank you very much!”

“All of you, join in too!” Dedede said as he looked at the Waddle Dee unit lined up against the wall.

“Us, too!? Yay! Thank you so much, your highness!”

They were so excited that the jumped into the pile of sweets.

“Uwaaahhhh! This cookie is great! It’s so yummy!”

“The doughnuts are also so fluffy and yummy! I can eat as many as I want in no time at all!”

Dedede laughed heartily upon seeing their beaming smiles. “Wahahaha! Don’t you all forget! Pauline gave these sweets to me, so it’s a tribute to my esteemed self!”

“Yes! Of course, your highness!”

“Get in touch with everyone in Dream Land about the Dream Buffet! Make sure they know it’s all thanks to me!”

“Yes, sir!”

Their stomachs filled to the brim with delicious sweets, the Waddle Dees rushed out of the castle.

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TL Note:

When Pauline was explaining what a Dream Buffet is, I did translate the original text with the JP version of the title (Gourmet Fest) and then did a version with the NA version of the title (Dream Buffet) because I was honestly kind of unsure with to go with. I was going to go with Gourmet Fest to stick to the Japanese, but then I thought to go with the Localized title for consistency.

Like I know when people think of "buffet", they tend to think of the chain places like Old Country Buffet and whatnot, but I was thinking more like… expensive hotel buffets when I wrote the translation.

For posteriority, I included the original translation I did with the JP title.

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[huckleberrykai]

choi beomgyu ~ i wouldn't ask you to take care of me

pairing: husband!beomgyu x wife!reader summary: after returning from your honeymoon, you already have to put your vows to the test. genre: sickfic, fluff warnings: sickness (obvs), mentions of medicine and general sick things + petnames, mentions of divorce and death (joke) notes: i wrote this when i was sick ages ago and just?? never posted it?? it's kinda bad but i don't wanna just scrap it so ✨ word count: 0.6k click here for my masterlist!

"i told you that weird guy sneezing on the plane was gonna kill me."

you huffed out a laugh at your husband, "a cold isn't gonna kill you baby." you commented while you arranged the bag of medicines, drinks and snacks you had brought for him. he folded his arms and gave you a stern look. you couldn't quite take him seriously when he spoke in a hoarse, cracked voice. "oh yeah? what if it does huh? then you're a widow! it hasn't even been a month, i thought i'd be able to brag about my hot wife for longer."

he pushed his bottom lip out in a pout sadly when you only smiled at his dramatics. "i'm not gonna be a widow gyu."

you pressed a quick peck to his pouty lips before rummaging through the bag to get his medicine. "well what if you divorce me because i look so gross?"

now that one made you laugh.

"gyu i've seen you looking far worse than just a red nose and some sniffles. remember that time you and yeonjun got blackout dr-"

"YES YES I REMEMBER. i thought we agreed not to talk about that time!" a hearty laugh broke through you at his protests. "i love you you know? i'm gonna be here no matter what. i don't care how gross you are."

beomgyu smiled at this, one of his little :> smiles that never failed to make you giggle. you finished up pouring the thick artificial cherry cold medicine into the measuring spoon and held it out to his lips. he looked between your eyes and the spoon sceptically, but you reached into the bag again to pull out his favourite soda. "i got you this to wash it down."

his heart fluttered at your gesture, taking the bottle and opening the lid ready to sip it. he felt a little overwhelmed by your care and attentiveness and let out a meek "i love you."

it's not like he wasn't used to your love and care, you had been together for a long time after all, but there was something about the love in your eyes and the shine of the ring on your finger that made him crumble inside.

he opened his mouth and let you feed him the medicine, wincing and scrunching his face up at the pungent taste, chugging the soda down to mask the flavour. "good boy." you chuckled, ruffling his hair and grabbing a small towel in some cool water before moving to your side of the bed.

"thank you for taking care of me, sorry you have to see me looking so gross." he said genuinely, no trace of humour in his tone this time.

"hey.. we said in sickness and in health didn't we?" you reassured him, pressing the fresh cold towel to beomgyu's forehead and using your other hand to smooth his dark hair, running your fingers through it gently.

he smiled gratefully and wiggled further into your bedsheets to get comfortable. you slid in the covers next to him, not getting too close.

"snuggles?"

it was like his head couldn't move fast enough when he started nodding, spreading his arms for you. with a grin you situated yourself on his chest and wrapped your arms around him, not caring if you got sick. you'd do whatever it takes to make your husband feel better.

and when you inevitably caught the cold, he did the same for you - gently taking care of you and loving on you until you were better <3

(but not without buying a hazmat suit as a joke and treating you like a biohazard 💀)

fluff taglist: @beoms-sugar @subbyjvnnie @mazeinthemoon @n0-thisispatrick @strawberry-kirby @majestyjun @bibibinnie @beom-pyu @minholing @ohmahgods

[i3utterflyeffect]

oh...when untitled sees TCO incapacitated after user-Alan disconnects, he's definitely going to think that he fucked up the future somehow, since he probably assumed that TCO would have defeated TDL. just some extra despair.

bonus: i've never played any kirby games, but from the vague image i've gained through osmosis, selkie sc = kirby

OH MAN...... THAT'S TRUE... HE PROBABLY IS HORRIFIED-- he fully expects everyone to die-- he should have done more to stop Dark, why did he hesitate-- if he hadn't been here, no one would have died--

and then he finds out sc is extremely powerful and just. FUCKING KILLED dark. cool. this is FINE. he's not terrified by the implications of this at all!

also i was like 'isn't SC in general just kirby' but now that i think about it. yeah

has defeated multiple threats to the world (SC only two. king and dark. but still)

keeps befriending their enemies

little and yet powerful

Absolute Shapes Of All Time

has a connection to extremely powerful 'god' beings that isn't elaborated on at all but everyone knows that it's there?? is anyone going to explain this? no? okay

mostly just wants to hang out with friends, eat snacks, and sleep

if you looked at them you would not suspect The Horrors at all but they're definitely still there

[starflungwaddledee]

I would like to submit: 🪞, 🧋, and 🥘 if I may for Starstruck for the OC ask!!

[ >>> kirby oc ask meme <<< ]

🪞 (Mirror) - What would their Mirror World counterpart be like? If they are a Mirror World counterpart, what traits of theirs are reflected? Do the two of them get along?

more in-depth answer on a potential mirror world starstruck here, but i think in short... she might not exist. for a variety of reasons that are only partially to do with her. if she did exist and the two met, i think that prime starstruck would be hopelessly traumatised by the experience

🧋 (Boba Tea) - Come up with a Kirby Café item themed around your OC! It can be a savoury dish, a drink, a dessert, or something else entirely.

YES this is my favourite sort of thing actually i LOVE LOVE LOVE foods themed after characters!! i know i said i wouldn't draw anything for these but i HAVE TO for this one...

she would have a miniature tea-style menu item to reflect her eating style, which would come on a custom themed platter. it would be comprised of many small dishes and it would have savouries, sweets, and a drink all in one. for sweets there would be cotton candy macarons with a sherbet filling, and candied white peaches; with an optional add-on for a stack of star-shaped cinnamon-apple pancakes if you have some bigger eaters along with you. for savouries there'd be crumbed camembert cheese stars, served with plum chutney (in a take-home custom dish) and the most picture perfect pre-sliced apple you've ever seen, and coronation chicken sandwiches with cranberries the drink is a fizzing soda, using peach and white-grape flavour syrups to get a gradient, and it's topped with a thin layer of condensed milk

🥘 (Stew) - Do they have any favourite foods or comfort foods? What are their eating habits like? If absorbed by the Cook ability, what healing item would they summon?

she's happy to eat just about anything- edible or not- so long as she doesn't have to eat a lot of it. eating too much tends to make her feel a bit off, and she doesn't get hungry often so eating is not something that comes naturally to her. if it weren't for others she'd simply forget more often than not. her favourite foods are either things that are social that she can share with others (pizza, nachos, tacos, big bowl of fries), light snacks (crackers, dried fruits), or cheeses. she also seems to enjoy eating soda cans but that might be for the bit as much as anything i think for the cook ability she'd give a silly little peach, because that's kinda what she looks like. either that or macarons, which already exist in game!

[fanficsformyfaves]

So Sweet

Kirby Reed x Fem!Reader

WARNING: SMUT 18+, Dom!Kirby, Sub!Reader, Fingering (R Receiving), Oral Sex (R Receiving), Strap On Sex (R Receiving), Hickeys, FLUFF, Mentions of Murders and Police Investigation

PREFACE: Reader is Kirby's fiancé and an old friend of Sam's from when she worked with her at the bowling alley in Modesto. Once she found out about the Ghostface attacks in New York, she had to go and make sure Sam and Tara were okay

A/N: Texts are Colored and in Bold!

Flashbacks in Italics!

She is my newest hyper fixation, so, enjoy <3

"Sam?", I call out,

Making her turn towards me. Once I made sure it was actually her, my shoulders' finally drop in relief.

"Oh my god", I whisper to myself,

Before walking up and pulling her into a hug.

"I was so worried. We practically sped all the way here"

"You didn't need to come all this way", she says

"Are you kidding me? Once I heard about the case from my fiancé, I just packed a bag and hopped in her car", I reassured,

Pulling away, as she sighs.

"You're my friend, Sam. I had to make sure you were okay"

She smiles and looks down at her feet.

"Thank you"

"Don't mention it"

Just then, her eyebrows raise in confusion whilst looking back up at me.

"Wait...fiancé?"

That's when I realized I never got to tell her.

"I guess life's gotten away from me. Yeah, I'm getting married"

"No fucking way"

I couldn't help, but laugh at her surprised expression.

"To who?!"

"Well-"

"Baby!", a familiar voice calls out,

We both look behind us and there she was. Despite being together for years, she never failed to make my heart skip a beat.

Kirby and I met when I moved to Atlanta in pursuit of a better job than the one I had in Modesto. I was at the grocery store, checking out the ingredients I was gonna use for dinner, when the cashier swiped my card.

"Sorry, ma'am, but this card was declined", she let me know,

"Oh, um, could you try it again?"

"Of course"

She tries the card once more and sure enough, we ran into the same problem.

"It's still declined"

"I got it", a woman answered,

I turn around and it felt like I got the wind knocked out of me. There weren't enough words to describe just how beautiful she was. From the greens and blues in her eyes to the rosy pink lips and soft blonde hair...she was something straight out of a movie.

I eventually snap out of the lavender haze that was consuming me with each passing moment and go to stop her.

"Oh no, please, I couldn't-"

"I insist", she interrupts,

Swiping her own card. Not only was she breathtaking, but her heart was just as perfect. I smile to myself and take my now-bagged groceries. We made our way outside to the parking lot and she walks me to my car.

"I'm (Y/N), by the way", I introduce shyly,

"Kirby", she grinned,

"Is there anyway I could repay you?"

"Well...you could take my number, as a thank you"

I let out a laugh, before realizing she was being serious.

"Oh! Um, sure", I reply,

Getting my phone out. She takes it and starts putting in her number. Was this really happening? If this was all just a dream and I wake up right now, I'll be so pissed. Once we had each other’s contacts saved, I slid my phone back into my pocket.

"Maybe next time, you'll forget your wallet at a gas station and I can ask you out for dinner", she jokes,

Handing me back my phone.

Her sense of humor was only one of the many things that made me fall for her. We spent the next few months just flirting and getting to know each other. We would meet for dinners, coffee and even horror movie marathons at each other's houses.

One habit I picked up since I met her was looking forward to the sweet little morning texts she'd send me.

Kirby<3: Morning, beautiful. Hope you slept well

And every time, without fail, I would squeal into my pillow like a child.

Me: Good morning! I did, hope you did too. Are we still on for binging the Conjuring movies?

Kirby<3: Are you kidding?

Just then she sends me a photo of the snacks, drinks and an infinite amount of candy.

Kirby<3: I've got them all in chronological order! I'm just waiting for you to bring your fine ass over here

It didn't take long for us to become official.

It happened one night, after one of our little rendezvous. There we were. Laying in her bed, sweaty and out of breath. Our limbs tangled together, holding me tight against her bare skin.

"You are amazing", I exhale,

As I attempted to catch my breath.

"I know", she joked,

Pressing a kiss to the back of my shoulder and causing a soft chuckle to escape me.

"You know what I've been thinking about?", she questioned,

"Hm?"

"...How much I love you"

It was as if time came to a screeching halt, the moment those words left her lips. Afraid that this was all just a figment of my imagination, I hesitantly turn to face her.

"What?"

Maybe I was just hearing things. She laughs and gently caresses the apple of my cheek, like I was a piece of glass she was too scared to break.

"I love you, (Y/N)", she repeats,

Leaning in to kiss me once more. Little did I know that this night was the beginning of the rest of our lives together.

When Sam realized who it was walking towards us, her jaw drops in shock.

"Kirby?”

“Surprise!”, she greeted,

Putting an arm around the small of my waist, before I turn my head to meet her kiss.

“Wait, when did this happen?”, she questioned,

“About six months ago”, Kirby answered,

As I smiled at her.

“I’m so happy for you guys, really. It’s so good to see you again”

“It’s good to see you, too…I mean…better circumstances would’ve been nicer, but-”

Samantha tilts her head and shrugs in agreement.

"How are you and Tara holding up?", I asked,

"Holding up", she replied,

Looking back at her sister and friends.

"A friend of mine who works at the Plaza booked you guys a suite. You'll have extra security there", Kirby informs,

"Kirby-", Sam goes to argue

"Don't bother saying no", I interrupt,

Knowing Kirby wouldn't let Sam and the rest to fend for themselves out here.

"This is your safety, Samantha. You shouldn't risk it, especially with that psycho's targets on your backs", she explained,

Gesturing to her sister and friends, who were now approaching us.

"Kirby, this Mindy and Chad. Their friends of ours from Woodsboro", Sam introduced,

"Great, even more people to add to our suspect list", the young woman replied,

"I'm sorry?", I asked,

Scrunching my eyebrows in confusion.

"Well, this whole thing is obviously someone staging another stab movie, so...that makes you two the newest characters to look out for", she explained,

Before I could question any further, Kirby decided to reply instead.

"She's right"

"What?", I turn to my fiancé,

"That's a fair observation. Good to know we have another horror movie fan in our midst, could never have too many", she reassured,

I shake my head playfully. After making sure everyone was okay, the car we ordered to take them to the plaza shows up.

"That's your ride. Sam, you have our numbers"

She nods.

"Just let us know when you make it there safe. The Airbnb we're staying at is right across the street, if you need anything", I bid goodbye,

"Thank you", she smiles,

Before following her friends into the car.

~

Later that evening, we got back to the apartment after Kirby was done doing whatever else she needed to do at the at the police station.

"I am beat", she exhales,

Flopping onto the couch.

"You're telling me", I replied,

Joining her and laying against her chest, as she held me close to kiss the top of my head.

"I can't believe we're actually getting married"

"Yeah", I chuckle,

Kissing the forearms that were wrapped around me. We spend a few moments laying in the comforting silence, when she decided to speak once more.

"How tired are you?"

"A little tired", I turn to face her,

"What's up?"

That's when I notice the smirk on her face and immediately knew why she asked.

"Oh"

She giggles, before leaning in to kiss me. Despite how many we've shared, each kiss was only more exciting than the last. I flip onto my front and straddle the expanse of her thighs. Her hands making their way up my hips and settling around my waist to hold me where she wanted.

Her lips eventually trail past my cheeks and down to my neck. Marking my skin with one hickey after the other.

She slightly pulls away, while her fingers tug at the bottom of my shirt, almost as if to ask if she could take it off. The day I say no to that question was the day I'd officially lost my mind.

I nod and she pulls it off over my head, leaving me in just a black bralette.

“Good fucking god”, she praised,

Causing a delicious chill to run up my spine. Not wanting to waste anymore time, she reaches behind me and undoes my bra, before letting it fall down my arms. My top half was now left completely exposed to the draft in the apartment, which was made apparent by my buds immediately hardening at the cool air.

She pulls me in closer and wraps her lips around one, while the fingers on her free hand began to pinch and roll the other. There was no stopping the onslaught of whines and pleading moans that were escaping me.

I lean into her touch, as each hum she made against me caused vibrations to travel down to my core, only causing me to grow wetter and needier for what she had planned next. My hips began to grind against hers, granting me some kind of friction to alleviate the growing ache between my legs.

"How long has it been?", she mumbled against my breast,

"Too long", I exhale,

Getting back on my feet, allowing her to unbutton my jeans and drag it down to my ankles. I hastily step out of them, before straddling her once more.

She then lays me down and her lips make their way down my chest and stomach, till she was finally where I needed her. Her fingers wrap around the waistband of my underwear and slides them off of me, prior to being thrown across the room.

She parts my legs and takes a moment to admire the mess she was making out of me.

"So fucking good", she whispered,

Before nipping at my inner thighs and making them tighten around her head, to which she throws them over her shoulders and pulls me in even closer. Finally having had enough with teasing me, she dives right in. Her tongue licking up all of the arousal, as I gasp at the contact.

"Mmm, my sweet girl", she hums,

Sucking at my clit. She knew just what to do to drive me up the wall and have me begging for more.

Kirby always went on and on about the way I tasted. She said that if she had it her way, my legs would be over her shoulders all day long.

I could be do anything, like washing the dishes and she would just turn me around, get on her knees, spread mine apart and just dive right in. Once she'd gotten her fix, she would just get back up, kiss me and move on like she didn't just have me screaming and shaking.

Her fingers start rubbing up and down my slit, only adding onto the pleasure that was already consuming me.

She finally slips her digits into me and they immediately press against my g-spot. A gasp fleeing out of me as a result. It didn't take long, before she picked up momentum and was ramming into me faster and harder.

"Fuck, yes!", I whined,

Grabbing onto her golden locks for dear life.

She didn't let up once.

"You taste so fucking good", she cooed,

Swallowing me whole like I was the last thing she would ever have again. The familiar knot in my stomach threatening to snap at any moment.

"Don't stop!", I cry out,

"Don't plan on it", she teased,

Before continuing her ministrations on me. Her fingers repeatedly hitting my sweet spot every time she plunged into me, as my walls clenched around them like a vice. I knew it was only a matter of time before I-

"You're close, aren't you? Be good for me, baby, let me fucking have it"

That was all I needed to hear. I came with a screaming moan and let myself go all over her welcoming mouth. Once she was done swallowing the mess I made, she licked me up clean, causing a whine to escape me from the overstimulation. I was always so sensitive and she knew that. So it came as no surprise to me, when she giggled at my reaction.

Finally coming up for air, Kirby then pressed her swollen lips against mine.

"Can you taste yourself?", she mumbled with a smirk,

I nod and she pulls away.

"Think you can handle one more?", she questioned,

"I brought your favorite toy", she added,

Rubbing circles onto my sides with her thumbs. How on earth could I say no to that? I nod, still trying to catch my breath from the orgasm that I just had.

"I need to hear you say it, baby", she says,

"Yes, please", I shyly answer,

She chuckles and leaves me with a kiss to the cheek, before hurrying off towards the bedroom. She then comes back with the strap and places it on the edge of the couch.

I got back on my feet and helped her out of her clothes, as we continued making out. I get her top, pants, bra and thong off and no matter how many times I've seen her naked, I was always left speechless at how beautiful she was. Every dip and curve making my mouth water from how badly I needed her.

"Just to let you know, a picture would last longer", she teased,

"Oh, shut up"

She laughs, stepping into the harness, as I helped secure her into it. I lay back down and she gets in between my legs, wrapping them around her waist. She grabs the base and drags the tip up and down my slit, causing my hips to buck up against hers.

"Someone's excited", she exhaled against my ear,

Dragging her tongue against the tender point behind it.

Finally having had enough with the torture, she pushes the toy into me in one swift thrust. A surprised gasp escaping me as a result.

She began pounding into my needy cunt with such need, it felt like the couch was squeaking against the floor.

"God, you're tight", she mumbled,

Struggling against the firm grip I had on the toy, whilst burying her face in my neck, littering my skin with hickeys and bite marks.

The climax I hit not too long ago still rendered me sensitive, so, I was already on the verge of having another orgasm, only this one was growing more intense than the last one due to me being overstimulated.

By this time, the room was filled with the smell of sex and sweat. The sounds of my pathetic cries and our skins slapping against each other echoing throughout the halls.

I wouldn't have been surprised if we got a noise complaint by tomorrow morning.

"Does that feel good, baby? Did you miss this as much as I did?", she groans,

Ramming even harder and faster into g-spot.

"Yes! I'm so fucking close!", I scream between my moans,

"Do it for me. Cum"

The knot in my stomach snaps and comes undone, as I cried out one final time.

My body immediately goes limp, allowing Kirby to gently pull out, causing me to whine at the sudden emptiness. She always made me feel so deliciously full.

Once she rids herself of the toy, she scooped me up into her arms and lays me on top of her bare chest, before grabbing the blanket to shield us against the apartment's cool draft.

"That was...wow", I exhale.

My mind still reeling from the euphoric state it was just consumed by. She chuckles and kisses the top of my head.

"God, I love you", she says,

"I love you too", I replied,

Looking back up at her in awe. She leans down and presses another one of her kisses to my eager lips.

"So sweet", she smiles.

Let's just say I spent the rest of the night returning the favor.

[veinsfullofstars]

Kirbtober 2023 Day 31: Final Boss

(ID: Kirby series fanart of Kirby and Ribbon facing off against Zero Two within the red-and-black space of Dark Star. The pale entity looms above them - both angelic and terrifying, tears of blood oozing from its single, staring red eye - as the heroes hold the Crystal Gun aloft between them, shining brilliantly and aimed to end this nightmare once and for all. END ID.)

Kirbtober 2023 prompts by @/paintpanic (link to list here)

Started 10/07/23, finished 10/08/23, updated for color correction 11/02/24. NOTE: This was originally posted on my deleted account on 10/31/23.

Do your best.

Whew… holy shit. I did it. It’s over. I made it all 31 days. I’m… exhausted, but very proud of myself. Like, looking back over it all now, I can actually see the gradual improvement in my art from prompt to prompt compared to where I was at before. Not gonna lie, it’s awesome to feel like I’ve made some genuine progress for once, y’know? And that’s in spite of getting hella sick and pushing through major fatigue burnout. Man, it’s gonna be weird not having this, like, routine anymore. Doing a piece a day (or roughly so) was very rewarding in a lot of ways… but also draining. Very draining. My hands need a rest badly, and so do I.

(Hi, future Veins here, popping in to say I did not rest as much as I would’ve liked for, you see, I seem to have accidentally muscle-memoried myself. It’s not so much I have a real routine now - more like I need to draw at least a little bit every day or I get antsy. It is… quite the double-edged sword, I must say.)

(Hi, future-future Veins here. Apparently I left rubber banding on this month because burnout has gleefully slammed back into my spine without warning. This is a reminder to myself that longstanding mental nonsense does not go away just because I’m away on vacation in Popstar for a hot minute. How humbling. -_- )

Anyway, thanks for coming with me on this impromptu art journey. I had a lot of fun and a lot of not fun. I hope you all liked the art regardless. Shoutouts to Panic for making the prompt list and to everyone else who joined in with their own amazing pieces in the hashtag. I tried to share as many of them as I could over the month to spread the appreciation around, though I hope you’ll browse the tags yourself to see all of them. You all did absolutely amazing! Whether you made it here with me or only managed a few pieces here and there, I hope the experience was worth something to you. Go have a snack and a well-deserved rest - you’ve earned it. Take care, y’all, and see you in the next one!

Oh, and have a Happy Halloween! (it was halloween when I first posted this, oops...)

[moonmacabre01]

Last night I wrote a fanfic for the first time, figured I might as well post it here (fanfic under cut)

Midnight Pie

Bandee sat on his bed, staring out the window at the night sky beyond. “Another  sleepless night . . .” He mumbled to himself. They’d become more frequent lately, ever since the Jambadrans defeat. It’s been weeks now, but there was one thing he still couldn’t get out of his mind: the grinning, hollow face of void, a mockery of Kirby, his dearest friend. Speaking of . . . Bandee glanced at the phone sitting on his side table. ”Maybe talking to him would clear my mind” he thought as he started to reach for the phone before stopping. “No, he’s probably asleep” he let his nub fall back to his side, and turned his gaze back to the sky outside. His thoughts swirled round in long worn paths, trying already used keys on a locked door, before a sudden recollection stopped them. “Wasn’t there still apple pie leftover from dinner?” A smile flitted across the young dee’s face at the thought of his favorite food. “Might as well” he said to himself as he hopped off his bed and headed to the door.

“The castle always feels lonely at night”, the dee thought as he walked down the dim corridors down to the kitchen. He far preferred it at day, with all the other dees bustling about. The dark made him anxious, bringing up bad memories. He shuddered, and tried to push those thoughts away. “No need to think about that” he told himself, before coming to a stop as he noticed someone walking down the hallway ahead. “It can’t be his majesty, it’s too small,” Bandee thought as he observed the figure “and it’s the wrong shape for a dee. Could it be . . .” “Sir Meta Knight?” he called down the corridor. The figure stopped, and the glowing yellow eyes as he turned to face the dee confirmed his identity. “What are you doing here so late?” The dee said, hurriedly walking to join the knight. “I could say the same for you” Meta Knight replied “I’d expect you to be sleeping”. “I was just getting a snack” Bandee said, not wanting to mention the real reason he was awake, “Do you want to come with?” The swordsman seemed to hesitate for a moment, and then nodded. “I don’t see the harm.” The dee gave a small smile as way of reply, then started again on to the kitchen, Meta Knight following close.

Bandee squinted against the light as he opened the refrigerator door. His eyes searched the shelves, before coming to rest on the pie tin he was looking for. “Do you want some?” he asked the knight sitting at the nearby table “there’s enough for both of us”. Meta Knight paused for a moment, as if considering the offer. “Don’t tell anyone” He told the dee “but yes”. Bandee held back a giggle as he pulled a pair of plates out of a cupboard “Why would I want to tell anyone? It’s not like I’d get anything from it”. “Can’t be too careful” the knight replied stiffly as he watched the dee cut two slices of the pie and carefully place them on the plates. “I’ll go get some forks” Bandee said as he started toward a drawer. “No” Meta Knight replied, “I’ll get them. You go ahead and take a seat”. He fished out two forks at random and walked back to the table. Passing one to the dee, the knight pulled up his mask and started to eat. Bandee followed suit, enjoying the sweet taste of each bite. But . . . “Sir Meta Knight?” the swordsman paused mid bite, and turned to look at him. “I . . wasn’t entirely honest about why I was up earlier” Bandee whispered, staring at his plate. “Oh?” the knight blinked. Bandee wasn’t prone to discretion. “I’ve . . . I’ve been having a lot of sleepless nights recently. Ever since what happened . . .  in there. Inside Void Termina” the young dee’s voice started to waver, “I can’t seem to get it’s face out of my head”. “Oh . . . I see” Meta Knight whispered. Why was he taken back? It had been unsettling for everyone, seeing that . .  . thing mimicking Kirby’s face. “I understand,” he told the dee, extending a wing comfortingly around him, “It shook me too”. “Really?” Bandee looked at the swordsman in surprise. “Really” Meta Knight nodded, “But while I can’t tell you why it chose to mimick Kirby, I do know it’s gone now”. “Let’s hope” Bandee replied quietly, and took another bite of pie. Meta Knight gave a small smile, and turned his attention back to his piece.

“You know you don’t have to walk me back to my room, sir Meta Knight” Bandee whispered as the two walked again down the castle’s quiet corridors. “Perhaps,” the swordsman replied, face once again covered by his mask “But I’ll do so anyways”. The dee began to reply, but whatever it was was interrupted by a yawn. “Excuse me,” he laughed, rubbing at an eye “I guess my exhaustion’s catching up to me”. Meta Knight nodded in agreement “Try and get some sleep tonight”. “I’ll try.” Bandee said, before stopping outside of his door. The knight started to turn back, but then “Sir Meta Knight?” “Hmm?” the swordsman turned back to the dee standing in the doorway. “Thank you for keeping me company” Bandee whispered, before turning and stepping back into his room. The knight stood there as the door closed, before smiling under his mask, “It was my pleasure, Bandee”. Then he turned and walked back down the dark corridor, hoping that maybe now, Bandee will sleep a little more peacefully.

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Thanks for reading <3

[dizzybizz]

you have unleashed a demon. i warned you.

i don't think this is going to have any structure whatsoever but i will pretend it does for my own sanity.

i want to start with some behind the scenes stuff bc obviously i do

like i only named guy that because i didn't want to think too hard about names and he has always been a silly little guy. his farms name is sail away farm,,, like the enya song. that's where it came from but really it's a SSS reference cus i will bring other SIs into this somehow. (it was from one of the ai dungeon streams... when julia wrapped up yet another accidental psychological horror story by sailing away whilst listening "to the tunes of enya")

and with remy i had already planned on romancing harvey so i wanted a name i could make a funny shipname of. their shipname is harmy (ironic isn't it ^^). stowaway farm came from some thoughts i had about remy's life before moving to pelican town. where he didn't feel welcome and like the people around him weren't keen on being seen with him. and i just liked the ring it has to it :) the two of them both having farms with "away" in the name was accidental and didn't hit me until after it was too late to change it.

here they are at the character creation screen !!!!

GUY IS MY SILLIEST LITTLE GUY. he's like a hamster or a chipmunk or other small rodents

him asf ^^^^

he's also like ponyo to me, he is very ponyocoded. his theme song would be the full version of ponyo on the cliff by the sea.

he is a biter, a chewer. he's kirby, a chainchomper... he would snack on rocks if he could. he's the breakdancing sims cat. he has bad volume control. he is an octopus, a koala, a monkey. he names a lot of his farm animals after fictional characters. but his hens are named hip, hop, cherry and pop after the lemon demon song. he would take a sip of a joja cola and go "oh, that is vile" and keep taking sips like he needs to confirm it multiple times.

him and elliott are so silly..... their shipname is gull which worked out so well it almost seems intentional. they both got ties to the ocean and beach... we love to see it. they got together the day after elliott's birthday, not only that but it was also right before elliott's 8 heart event. so it was really like guy came in before his book reading, asked him out and then was all "THAT'S MY BF EVERYONE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH" during the reading... he is his biggest cheerleader

he is best friends with emily and shane. and when emily mentioned that she would make a good clown during the stardew fair, he said "this is why we're best friends. we would be the best clowns." and he ate three burgers in a row that day. one day during blackberry season he collected 93 blackberries and was just running around the town with them on his person. him and gus have history together which i will make a whole comic about some day. whilst gaming with abigail he ran into enemies twice and got himself killed. he accidentally bought a pirate sword from marlon. he has died once. he is trying to goad alex into actually shaving his hair off because of that one throwaway comment. HE HAS TWO GARBAGE HATS. (tootsies is SO getting the other one once 1.6 is out)

^ this is what he wore for spirit's eve, called it "farmer in a rush" (he literally just took off his shorts)

i have way less on remy cus he isn't as far along and has had a mostly average time in pelican town so far.

remy is just a big dog who is scared of most things. he is a baby giraffe trying to walk for the first time. he feels very out of place in social interactions. his limbs are too long for him. he is trying his best.

he can come off as very... displeased... his resting face just looks slightly ticked off. really he's a big softie. he has some real unfortunate luck too.. except the night of the egg hunt when he had a fairy visit. he holds onto that little bit of luck there. a glimmer of hope. he had a meteor crash in the middle of his farm, luckily his crops were safe and sound tho, small mercies. weeds damaged his farm the same night the scripted earthquake hit. one day in the mines he got so lost in the dark he had to give up for the day and head up to the surface again, he was one level away from an elevator. he is financially struggling. he names his animals after food. his theme song would probably be cave in by margaux or something.

harmy is a slow-burn, strangers to friends to lovers scenario. they're delightful, i can't wait to see their relationship develop. remy kinda wanted to ask harvey to dance during the flower dance but chickened out (totally not because i only had 3 hearts with him stfu) (also those two pages aren't canon in my headcanon cus i think both of them would be oblivious and dumb as a rock. i just wanted to draw it lol. i think it takes a whileeee for either of them to ever catch feelings.)

he doesn't know many of the villagers too well. he is taking his time settling in fully and is so busy with the farm and mines and fishing and whatnot. oh y'know when sam asks you what his next song should be about?? yeah, remy said trains which has planted the idea that he is a former train kid in my head. and that's something he and harvey can bond over- i think it's really sweet :'). train and plane autism couple. remy has a sweet tooth. he feels intimidated by most villagers. i have a whole hair arc planned for him where he ends up growing his hair out once he really settles in. it's gonna be so epic. he went through 3 of emily's heart events in a row which was wild.

his chest lineup >>>>>

here's an expression sheet i started and will hopefully finish one day

i think that's all for now- I TOLD YOU IT WAS GOING TO BE A LONG POST NO?? ARE YOU HAPPY??? I AM. INFODUMPING IS AWESOME.

i ain't proofreading this are you kidding me.

y'all summoned this. my mutuals summoning my infodump demon with their summoning triangle. feeding my hyperfixation.