#kinkow

[lobeliamaximoff]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Pair of Kings (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mikayla Makoola/Brady Parker, Brady Parker & Duke "Boomer" Parker Characters: Mikayla Makoola, Brady Parker (Pair of Kings), Duke "Boomer" Parker, Mason Makoola, Candis (Pair of Kings) Additional Tags: Romance, Drama, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Established Relationship, Cursed Tombs, Fix-It, Protectiveness, Protective Mikayla Makoola, Near Death Experiences, Friends to Enemies, Sort Of, Mikayla definitely won't be friends with Candis anymore after this fic, Mikayla-centric, Brakayla-centric, Boz just never existed, Major Character Injury Summary:

Ей нравится Кендис, правда. Несмотря на то, что она любит глупые сплетни и почти маниакально за��иклена на собственном внешнем виде, дружить с ней не так уж плохо.

Наверное. Возможно. С миллионом всяческих оговорок.

[shaineybainey]

There's a poll that has Mikayla Makoola vs Bree Davenport, and listen, while no one asked, the choice is obvious for me:

Mikayla Makoola - hands down

Because while Bree was cool and all, Mikayla was just great. For one, she stayed true to who she was. She didn't really get influenced much by the people around her, and she didn't seem to have the need to people please. Throughout the series, she grew in multiple good ways as a person.

Also, while she could clearly handle combat a whole lot better than Brady and Boomer ever did, she didn't turn it into a competition.

Matter of fact, she and Boomer, the only two people who were there throughout, never became competitors. They actually became better friends who relied on each other even during war time.

Meanwhile, Adam, Bree, and Chase are always at each other's throats, ESPECIALLY during times of trouble. (And don't say, "All siblings are like that!" No. No, they're not.)

And look, this is gonna irritate some people, but y'all gotta blame the writers rather than getting upset with me: the Davenports (minus Tasha and Douglas) are just a disloyal bunch, period.

Yes, it's been years, and yes, I need to stop bellyaching about it, but it was just unreal. If someone was to save my life more than once? And s/he remains a great friend to me through thick and thin? Oh, you bet that person's always gonna have a seat at the table. I'm not gonna feed that person to the dogs at the first chance I get of being in power!

What kind of toxic?

Meanwhile, Mikayla, though she's definitely weirded out by the triplets, and though they get on her nerves so many times, she remained a great friend to them. Actually, she and Boomer were best friends when the series ended. I imagine they would still be the same up to this day.

And look, if she and Mason wanted to, they really could have usurped the kingdom. Brady and Boomer were so gullible that Lanny was able to trick them into doing all sorts of things that could have really gotten them killed and got Kinkow in trouble. He got pretty close sometimes to taking the throne for himself.

Mason and Mikayla are smarter. If they wanted to, they could have done it! They know the island better, have better rapport with the Islanders, are better fighters, and they already have the trust of the twins.

Overthrowing them would have been easy!

But they didn't. Because they're good people. And they had the patience (albeit begrudgingly) to wait on Boomer to grow into his full potential.

And you know what? He was getting there! He was still pretty childish by the end of the series, in all honesty, but he was really shaping up to be a great king!

Mikayla was there for Boomer through thick and thin, too. And he was there for her.

The Makoolas were just great people, man. Mikayla was a fantastic young woman who had her head on straight and who was always ready to defend her country, her family, and her friends.

So, yeah. Mikayla's the obvious choice for me.

[pairofkings]

Always been my own personal Pair of Kings headcannon that Brady is trans. Doesn't necessarily fit with the plot but... y'know, spices up Kinkow.

Makes the name calling of Lady Parker far hurtful.

[pairofkings]

All hail the true king of Kinkow.

[fureliselost]

Will you do a king Brady fic for pair of kings? I saw you took requests

So, I had this prompt + "Kind of like a fix after Brady comes back to Kinkow and he has realized Mikayla was just kind of a crush and now that he’s grown not what he wants and then he meets the reader and it’s like a healthy infatuation or something not the obsession like with mikayla and he has to remind himself he’s not a kid and to play it cool in a Brady fashion lol" (which the prompter supplied in dm) and I did a bit of a twist on it, more on the fashion of Brady getting over Mikayla and getting closure.

It shouldn't hurt:

"But I love you!" Brady said, nearly shouting as if he was pleading to her. "I love you so much it hurts. Can't you see it? I'm nothing without you!"

Mikayla stopped trying to walk away and slowly turned to face him, furrowing her brow. Brady watched her expectantly, his breathing heavy.

A breeze blew by and Mikayla hugged her arms, crumpling her short sleeved shirt. Her face showed a mix of concern and annoyance. She took in a breath, "It's not love, Brady." Mikayla's words were sharp enough that Brady felt like they were cutting through his core. He took a step back, opening his mouth to speak, he didn't get to say anything when she continued. "Love shouldn't hurt." She said, averting her eyes from his face -- she didn't see the tears glistening in his eyes. "And, if you really believe that you're nothing without me, then you don't love me *or* yourself."

*

Being back was surreal.

After two years away, the island had changed so much, yet it hadn't changed at all.

And he'd changed. He'd matured and got himself together -- he didn't even know he needed to reassemble himself until he woke up in the hospital after his balloon crashed in California (he was lucky he got back to the US at all). After their aunt and uncle told him about Kaita and Boomer and Boz's final battle (and, wow, he had another brother!), he finally got back in contact with Boomer and got a chance to meet Boz. Now, he was on summer break and he'd agreed to come visit Kinkow for a few weeks for the first time.

And to be frank, he'd been scared to come. Scared that he'd be back and the moment he saw Mikayla he'd revert back to being sixteen and immature.

He waited for Boomer and Boz's meeting to end, watching the guards roam about in their duty, when he saw her from afar, passing by as she oversaw the guards' work. Mikayla was still as beautiful as when he first saw her, walking in sandals he was sure Candice would have a field day in destroying if she ever got her hands on them and a red dress he remembered her wearing before. She was every bit as beautiful, if not more, Brady smiled to himself, she looked to be also as confident as she used to be -- he never appreciated that trait of hers enough.

Brady looked at his feet. He knew he didn't feel whatever it was he used to feel for her anymore, but he could also remember the feeling very clearly. It wasn't healthy, it wasn't right for any of them. He'd been in relationships after running away from Kinkow and he'd never felt the way he felt for Mikayla -- that pull at his core that tugged him towards what felt like the edge of a cliff and left him feeling full and empty at the same time -- he never wanted to feel that again.

He looked back at her and she caught his stare, smiling and walking his way. Brady sighed and smiled back, "Hi," he said when she was within hearing range.

"Hi," Mikayla answered, stopping a few feet away from him uneasily, "I didn't really get a chance to talk to you when you arrived yesterday."

His smile grew into a more genuine one instead of one of sympathy, "Yeah, we got a little caught up, what with the emotional reunion." Brady said in a joking tone.

"I can't blame you, really, it's a pretty special situation."

Brady chuckled, putting his hands in his pockets, "Yeah," he looked away from her eyes. After a moment, he spoke, "Mikayla, I'm sorry."

She cocked her head to the side in confusion, "You're sorry?" she repeated.

"Yeah, for what I put you through -- how I acted." Brady wet his lips, looking at her again. "I never meant to hurt you in any way, and I did."

"Oh," Mikayla looked down, fiddling with a bracelet on her wrist, "It's fine."

"It's not." Mikayla looked up in surprise. "It's not fine, and I'm really, really sorry for that."

Mikayla nodded, "Well, I accept your apology." Mikayla smiled warmly, pucnhing him in the arm lightly, "What do you say? Friends?"

Brady smiled and nodded, "Friends."

[luvvbugs]

pair of kings got me bingeing the whole series while i act like i don’t see all these google classrom assignments

[eternaldarkness55]

Addicted to you

(Storyinfo)(The Island Kinkow is located in the land of Essos and that's where Myrcella is sent to instead to marry King Brady. While Boomer is happy that Brady ended up with such a beautiful girl Boz is not. Boz wanted Myrcella ever since he read about her and King's Landing. He becomes so controlled by jealousy that Boz becomes King of the Dark Side.)

Note 1: The Myrcella in this story is the one from S5 which makes her 19. Plus the one from S5 is the pretty one. I'm not sure what age the twins are in the show. But in this version they were taken to Kinkow during their senior year.

Note 2: Lanny is good in this story not evil. Still sassy and a wimp but good.

Start of story

As the boat rowed away Myrcella sobbed. Once they got to an Island a tall muscular man was waiting by a hot air balloon with two guards. The two guards helped her out of the boat then grabbed her bags. The boat rowed back as the tall man walked over to her.

Mason: Princess Myrcella It's an honor to meet you. I'm Mason Makoola, I know you're scared and upset. But everything will be fine, you can trust me I'll keep you safe.(Held out his hand as he smiled)

Myrcella knew in her heart that this was a gently and caring man who she could trust. She took his hand and got into the balloon. The balloon floated up and Cersi watched as the balloon floated away with her only daughter. Myrcella wiped her tears.

Myrcella: So you're Brady's father?

Mason: I love Brady and his brothers but no. I am their royal bodyguard and advisor. I do have a daughter that you will meet though. Her name is Mikayla.

Eventfully they started coming towards Kinkow

Mason: Look down princess, that is Kinkow

Myrcella: Why is one part light and the other dark?

Mason: Because Kinkow is filled with both good and bad. The dark side is where things that would kill you are located. Please stay away from the dark side.

Myrcella: When will I be marrying Brady?

Mason: The day after tomorrow

They landed on the beach where the whole kingdom was waiting. They stepped out of the balloon.

Timothy Kalooka-Khan: Our future queen, meet your future husband.(Walked up to her)

Brady walked over " maybe this won't be so bad and he's actually cute" thought Myrcella. And Brady was mesmerized right away.

Brady: It's an honor to meet you princess Myrcella. These are my brothers King Boomer and King Boz.

Boomer and Boz: Hello princess

Mason: My daughter will show you what room will be yours. Then were having a party on the beach in honor of your arrival and the future marriage.

After Mikayla took her to her room and Myrcella got settled in she went down to the party. Myrcella was always a graceful and beautiful dancer and Brady was not the only one mesmerized by her dancing and beauty. Brady would go dance with her by at the moment it was not slow dancing music.

Boomer: I'm happy for you, and mom and dad world be too.(Said to Brady)

Brady: I think mom and dad would have liked her. Everything about her is so beautiful even her name.

Boomer: Mason will be happy you're over Mikayla that's for sure. He's happy that you wouldn't be able to be with Mikayla either way.(Laughed)

Brady: I think Mikayla is happy about that too(Laughed)

Brady: As much as I am enjoying the view can you please go ask whoever is controlling the music to slow it down? I should be dancing with her.

Boomer: Of course bro(Squeezed Brady's shoulder)

As soon as the music slowed Brady danced with Myrcella.

Boomer: Hey Mason, where's Boz?

Mason: Somewhere inside the castle

Boomer: He should be at the party. I'll go get him.

Boomer went into the castle and went to Boz's room. Boz was laying in his bed reading.

Boomer: Bro you should be at the party. This is a happy time for our brother.

Boz: I know Boomer, I just don't feel good

That was a total lie, Boz just wanted to be the one marrying Myrcella and was beyond pissed.

Boomer: Do you want me to get Mason?

Boz: No I just need to rest

Boomer: Okay see you later

Boomer went back to the party. When the party was over Myrcella wanted to check out the village then the light side of the jungle. Mahama gave her a tour and Brady and Boomer went with. But while touring the jungle Tarantula men knocked out Mahama and took Myrcella, Brady, and Boomer away and into the dark side. They were brought into a cave where Boz was sitting in a chair wearing the bat medallion. Myrcella, Brady, and Boomer fought to get free but failed.

Boz: If you're going to tour the kingdom Myrcella you should tour the dark side as well. I mean what kind of queen are going to be if you don't know the whole kingdom?

Boomer: Boz what the hell are you doing?!

Boz: Ruling my own kingdom and now my queen has arrived. Princess Myrcella can marry me and be my queen or she can die with you two. Lock them in separate cages.

Brady and Boomer: We're your brothers(Said angrily as the three of them were dragged away)

Boz: Not anymore

Myrcella: Let me go!(Begged)

Myrcella, Brady, and Boomer were not just locked in separate cages. Myrcella's hands and feet were chained by long chains that were connected to the floor. Tears went down Myrcella's face. She could hear a wipe and Boomer's cries of pain.

Boz: Enjoying the music? Marry me and I can give this to you whenever you want.(Unlocked the cage and walked in)

Myrcella: Never(Sneered)

He slapped her hard in the face knocking her to the floor.

Myrcella: No! Please don't!(Cried as he pushed up her dress)

Meanwhile Mahama ran into the castle

Mason: That was a long tour, where are the kings and the princess?

Mahama: Someone knocked me out I woke up on the ground. When I woke up Myrcella, Brady, and Boomer were gone. Boz never came with I don't know where he is.

After dark Boz let Boomer go to send the castle a message. When Boomer arrived inside the castle everyone was in shock. They saw blood stains on his shirt and dry tears on his face.

Mason: My king! Where on earth have you been?! What happened?!

Boomer: Boz is evil now and he is holding Myrcella and Brady hostage. He was holding me hostage but he let me go. Boz lives in the dark side and is king of the Tarantula people now. We have to save them.

The pain was now too much for him and he passed out. Everyone saw the wipe marks on his back and lots of them.

Mason: My king!(He and Mikayla ran over to Boomer)

Mason: Mikayla I need you to stay here and take care of Boomer. I will take guards and retrieve Myrcella and Brady.

As Mason and the guards left Mikayla cleaned and bandaged Boomer's wounds then put him in his bed. Meanwhile Myrcella watched as a Tarantula man hung a nose from the cave ceiling. Two Tarantula men held Brady back as Boz walked over to Myrcella's cage. Boz unlocked the cage and walked in. He freeded her feet and hands but then tied her hands behind her back.

Boz: Last chance princess be mine or die

Myrcella: I rather die than be your queen!

Boz cut her right shoulder with a knife

Boz: Then die you shall

He pulled her out of the cage. Two Tarantula men seized her and marched her over to the nose. Not long after they put the nose around her neck she passed out.

Brady: How could you?! You traitor!(Crying struggling to get free)

Boz: She should have been mine to marry not yours!

Mason and the guards came running into the cave and a battle began. Mason quickly freeded Brady then threw a knife cutting Myrcella's rope. Brady quickly ran and caught her. He kneeled on the ground and held her as he cried. Three of Kinkow's guards stayed near them to protect them while the battle raged on. Mason pinned Boz's arms to the cave wall making Boz drop his knife. Mason nodded to Mahama. Mahama ran over and stabbed Boz right through killing him.

Mason: King Boz, you gave us no choice

Myrcella woke up gasping and coughing

Brady: Are you alright?(Rubbed her right cheek)

Myrcella: No(Crying)

He kissed her forehead

Mason: Come on let's get you two back to the castle. Boomer is there.

When they got back to the castle Mikayla went to check on Myrcella who was sobbing on the floor in her room.

Mikayla: Oh Cella(Walked over to her and reached out to touch her)

Myrcella: No!(Quickly stood up and walked over to the window)

Mikayla: What did he do to you?

Myrcella: Boz wanted me to himself, he was going to kill me if I refused to marry him. He wanted me to be his queen and rule the dark side with him. I refused, I refused everything. He raped me.

She slide to the floor sobbing again

Mikayla: I understand you don't want to be touched and that's alright. But you're safe now Boz is dead. You escaped you hear me? You're back home and you're alive. You will survive this, I know this because I was raped once too. He tried to destroy you and take away your pride and strength. But those things cannot be taken not ever. He tried to destroy a future queen and he will not and did not succeed. We won't tell the kingdom about the rape. But tomorrow morning you walk out into the village with your head high. You will show and tell your people that you're alright, what Boz did and wanted, and that he is dead.(Kneeled in front of her)

Myrcella: No I can't, I can't(Crying)

Mikayla: You can, you have to(Smiled gently as she held out her hand)

Myrcella slowly took Mikayla's hand Mikayla pulled her to her feet. Myrcella stopped crying. Brady who was done checking on Boomer walked in.

Brady: Thank god you're alright and back home

Mikayla: She will be, slowly but she will be. Just give her time and space all you need to do is listen. I'll be back to take care of her shoulder.

She left

Brady: We have guards outside your room tonight just in case.

Myrcella: Please don't come any closer, Boz raped me. I don't deserve to have you look at me.

Brady: You're my future wife and I love you. This is my fault.

Myrcella: Because you were chosen to marry me instead of Boz? No It's not your fault. I don't want to think about this anymore that monster is dead. Let me get some sleep.

Brady: Of course

After Brady left and Mikayla cleaned and put gaze and medicine on Myrcella's shoulder Mikayla left again. Myrcella crawled into bed and went to sleep. In the morning everyone let Myrcella sleep longer because of what happened last night. But Myrcella was having a nightmare about being back in the dark side and Boz chocking her. She grabbed her throat and started thrashing and gasping in her bed. Mason walked in to check on her and saw what was happening. He quickly ran to her bed. As soon as he pinned her to the bed she started screaming.

Mason: Hey! Myrcella! Myrcella!(Called loudly)

Myrcella's eyes snapped open

Mason: It was just a nightmare, you're at the castle(Helped her sit up)

Mason: Come on, you haven't eaten or drank since you got back last night.(Rubbed her right cheek)

She followed him into the throne room and sat down.

Mason: Get the princess some water and some breakfast(Told the servants)

He sat down next to her

Myrcella: How's Boomer?

Mason: Resting and healing slowly. After you're done eating Mikayla will take you to the village.

After Myrcella ate Mikayla took Myrcella to the village. Mikayla and Mason stayed with her for support.

Mason: Listen up everyone, Princess Myrcella has an announcement to make.( announced)

Myrcella took a deep breath then spoke

Myrcella: Because of King's Boz's action's he is no longer with us. He turned evil, he became King of the Dark Side. He kidnapped Brady, Boomer, and I yesterday. He tried to force me to marry him. In rescuing us Mason had no choice but to kill Boz. I refused everything, I never did marry him. Tomorrow morning I will marry King Brady and be your queen.

Everyone cheered

Mikayla: You did it, you were great. Told you, you're going to make an amazing queen.

Mason: And I'll be walking you down tomorrow. Are you okay with that?

Myrcella: Of course I am, you've been like a father to me since I arrived.

Mikayla: Cella you're our family just like Brady and Boomer and were yours. You're like a sister to me.

Myrcella: I feel the same about you Kayla. That's why I have chosen you as my maid of honor.

Mason: Boomer's been wanting to see you since last night my princess. You should go see him.

As soon as they got back to the castle Myrcella went up to Brady and Boomer's room. Boomer was awake and Brady was sitting on Boomer's bed.

Boomer: I don't know who looks worse you or me. But if we would ask who feels worse I'd say you're the winner.(Smiled at Myrcella)

Myrcella: I'm still not happy about what happened to us yesterday. But I actually feel a lot better now. Mason and Mikayla have been helping me a lot.(Sat on the opposite side of the bed as Brady)

Brady: And I'll help you too honey, you know that(Squeezed her hand)

Myrcella: Thanks sweetie

Boomer: Mason said the day after your wedding I'll be good as new. Then I'll be there for you whenever you need me too. Including tomorrow, the guards will carry me on a stretcher down to the beach.

Lanny: Myrcella! I'm so happy you're okay!(Ran in)

Myrcella: Thanks Lanny, I am too(Smiled)

Brady: You know we should go our first date before we marry.

Myrcella: You mean our adventure on the dark side wasn't our first date?(Laughed)

Brady: No(Laughed)

Myrcella: Then what did you have in mind?

Brady: Well being from King's Landing you must love beaches and the water right?

Myrcella: Yes I do

Brady: How about you and I spend the whole day on the beach together. Right now just the two of us.

Myrcella: I'd love that

Brady: Then let's go(Stood up and walked over to her holding out his hand)

She grabbed his and he pulled her to her feet. They walked out and went to the beach. They started tossing a beach ball back and forth to each other. Myrcella accidently threw it too far and Brady had to go get it.

Brady: Hot sand! Hot sand!(Carried the ball back)

Myrcella: I told you to wear shoes(Laughed)

Soon they heard girls laughing they looked and saw five girls sitting on the rocks.

Aerosol: Hi I'm Aerosol, these are my friends Amazonia, Amnesia, Ammonia, and Onomatopoeia. You're a cute boy.

Brady: Thanks for the compliment, but this beautiful blond is my fiancé.

Myrcella: You can hang with us if you want

Aerosol: We would love to but-

The girls showed them their tails showing them that they're mermaids.

Aerosol: We want legs like you guys more than anything in the world. But they're impossible to get. The only way for a mermaid to get her legs is if the King of Kinkow carries her across the castle threshold. But how's that ever going to happen.

Brady: Ladies you're not going to believe this, I am the King of Kinkow.

Aerosol: Did you hear that girls? The cute boy is also the king. Please take us to your castle. If you give us legs we'll be forever grateful.(Said happily)

Myrcella: We'll give you legs, hang on

Brady and Myrcella left then returned with Brady and Boomer's car. They put the mermaids in the back and drove back to the castle.

Brady: Wait out here. As soon as they have their legs we'll go back to the beach.(Said to Myrcella)

Brady grabbed Aerosol and carried her

Brady: So you ready for your legs?

Aerosol: I was born ready

Brady: No you were born a fish, that's why were doing this.

He carried her in and soon she had legs Aerosol gasped as Brady put her down.

Aerosol: I have legs(Said happily)

Then Brady carried Amazonia

Aerosol: Amazonia look at my legs!(Said happily)

Amazonia: Oh my god their identical!

Amazonia got her legs and Brady put her down

Amazonia: I have legs, feet, and cute little feet fingers(Ran over to Aerosol)

Brady: I don't think blondies the smartest fish in the school(Said to himself)

Brady carried the other three in and gave them their legs.

Aerosol: Thank you, now I need something from you(Said to Brady)

Brady: What is that?

Aerosol: We all want you to take your little human feet and get your kingly butt out of this castle. And never come back, were done with you.

Brady: What happened to being grateful?

Aerosol: We just wanted our legs, now beat it loser.

Brady: Guards! Throw them back(Called)

Two guards walked in Aerosol used the Siren's Song on them making them stop.

Aerosol: Slap yourselves silly

The two guards did as they walked back out

Brady: What happened?

Aerosol: It's our Siren Song It makes men powerless. It's made sailors crash their ships against rocks for ages.

Brady: But I'm a king, you can't control me

Aerosol used the Siren's Song on him

Aerosol: Turn around

Brady did

Brady: Apparently you can control me

Aerosol: Walk out of here and wave goodbye

She shut the doors as Brady did as she told him

Myrcella: Wait where are they? Aren't they joining us?

Brady: There right here and they are joining us. Boom boom pow(Showed his muscles)

Myrcella: Not those girls, the mermaids. Or I should say the ex mermaids.(Laughed)

Brady: In there, they got their legs back and locked us out.

Myrcella: Mason's going to freak

She walked over to the doors and knocked hard.

Myrcella: I got this(Put her hands on her hips)

The doors opened and the mermaids walked up.

Aerosol: What do you want?

Myrcella: Leave at once or face the consequences

Aerosol: You know you're really pretty

Myrcella: Yes, but be that as it may as future queen I'm asking you to leave the castle immediately.

Aerosol: Okay, I'm sorry we acted this way. Were from the sea there's a lot of pressure down there.(The mermaids followed Myrcella over to the railing)

Brady: Yeah that's right keep walking, I gave you those legs use them.

Aerosol: Maybe under different circumstances we could have been friends.

Myrcella: I suppose(Smiled as she sat on the railing)

Aerosol: Before we go let me give you this(Put her starfish necklace on Myrcella)

Myrcella: It's so beautiful

Aerosol: And powerful(Turned Myrcella into a mermaid giving her a black top and tail)

Myrcella: What have you done?!(Cried)

Aerosol took back her necklace. Myrcella screamed as Aerosol pushed her over and into the water.

Aerosol: See you later whale snacks(Laughed)

The mermaids went back inside shutting the doors.

Brady: Myrcella!(Yelled worriedly as he ran over to the railing)

Brady: Wave if you are okay(Called)

Myrcella splashed a huge wave in his face

Brady: Not that kind of wave!

Brady ran onto the beach

Brady: Myrcella how you doing?(Walked over to her)

Myrcella: How am I doing? I'm a mermaid! When I said I love beaches and the water this isn't what I meant. Now everywhere I go this creepy hermit crab follows me around playing Calypso music.(Said very upset)

Myrcella: Knock it off!(Said angrily hitting the crab with her tail)

Brady: Myrcella I'm so sorry I'm going to fix this

Myrcella: Figure out how to get the mermaids out of the castle. Then you can carry me across the castle threshold.

Brady: I saw something about mermaids once in the Great Book.

Myrcella: Great, what did it say?

Brady: I don't know I just looked at the pictures

Myrcella: Sneak into the castle and bring me the book

Brady: Okay I'm on it, I'll get you your legs back.

Brady: Or at least an inflatable pool(Laughed)

She gave him a death glair

Brady: Too soon

He took off and ran into the castle yard

Brady: Mason won't be happy about this(Said to himself)

Mason: Not happy about what?(Scared Brady as he walked over with his hands on his hips)

Brady: You would think for such a big guy you would make some kind of sound.

Mason: I did, not happy about what?(Crossed his arms)

Brady: Funny story, mermaids turned Myrcella into a fish and took over the castle.

Mason: What?!(Yelled angrily)

Mason: Where is she? I have to go save her.( Mikayla walked over)

Brady: That's why I'm here, we need the Great Book.

Mason: Brady you and I are sneaking in and getting that book. Mikayla will distract them.

Once Mason and Brady got the book after Mikayla distracted the mermaids the three of them ran onto the beach.

Mason: My princess, what's happened to you?(Asked worriedly as they ran over to Myrcella)

Brady: I mean except for the tail she's still the same old Myrcella.

Myrcella sounded like a dolphin when she talked

Brady: Who's now a stuttering fish. Myrcella and I saw the mermaids during our date. They asked for their legs and we fell for it. But when they kicked me out she demanded they leave. Myrcella is going to make an amazing queen.

Mason: I know(Smiled fondly and proudly)

Myrcella said thank you in dolphin

Brady: It's okay Myrcella we got the book. Just got to find the mermaid section.

Brady opened the book

Brady: Here it is

Brady: To rid these mer-pest from your house their skin with sea water you must douse.(Read out loud)

Later Brady climbed down from the ceiling into the throne room. He had water balloons strapped to him and was carrying a water gun.

Aerosol: Well look what the tide dragged in. What is it now?(Put her hands on her hips)

Brady: I'm packing sea water. This is for my love!

Amazonia screamed as Brady sprayed her with water and turned her back into a mermaid.

Amazonia: My legs!(Cried)

The rest of the mermaids ran out. Brady ran out and hit the other mermaids turning them back. Aerosol was the only one left.

Aerosol: I never liked those girls anyways

Brady: Surfs up sea hag

But Aerosol used the Siren's Song on him before he could spray.

Aerosol: Slap yourself

Brady kept slapping himself

Aerosol: Thanks for the legs boy

She was about to leave but the yard doors open. Mikayla, Myrcella, and Mason rode in riding Brady and Boomer's car. Myrcella spoke dolphin.

Mason: Translation, go fish

Aerosol screamed as Mikayla, Myrcella, and Mason sprayed her with water turning her back. Mikayla tossed Aerosol over the railing and into the water. Mason picked Myrcella up into his arms and carried her. Brady tapped Mason's shoulder making him turn around.

Brady: I'll take her from here

Mason put her in Brady's arms. Brady walked in and she turned back to herself.

Brady: I'm sorry for the crazy day. I'm mean at least you're back to normal right?(Mikayla walked in)

Myrcella spoke dolphin, he put her down and she started yelling at him in dolphin.

Brady: I'll get the book(Mikayla walked over to Myrcella)

He walked out

Myrcella: I got him(Smiled)

Mikayla and Mason laughed

Mikayla: I think for your and Brady's honeymoon tomorrow you should come gizer launching with me and my friend Tristen.

Myrcella: Sounds fun I'm in. I better go tell Brady that I don't speak dolphin.

She went outside the next morning the whole kingdom was on the beach. Mason walked Myrcella over to Brady.

Mason: Here stands Myrcella Baratheon, a princess of King's Landing. Who comes to claim her?

Brady: Brady Parker, King of Kinkow. Who gives her?

Mason: Mason Makoola, the kings and princess's royal bodyguard and advisor.

Timothy Kalooka-Khan: Princess Myrcella do you take this man?

Myrcella: I take this man

Mason gently grabbed her hand and placed it in Brady's. Mason stood next to Mikayla. They both smiled as they watched.

Timothy Kalooka-Khan: Look upon each other and say the words

Brady and Myrcella: Father. Smith. Warrior. Mother. Maiden. Crone. Stranger. I am his/hers, and s/he is mine, from this day, until the end of my days.(Looking at each other)

They kissed everyone clapped and cheered. Brady and Myrcella enjoyed the celebration with everyone else.

Mason: You look beautiful, I'm happy for you two. Follow your heart and be the queen I know you are.(Walked up to Myrcella and rubbed her cheek)

Later Brady and Myrcella arrived at the gizer sight with Mikayla and Tristen. Lanny went to watch. Tristen let one of the gizer's launch him to show Brady and Myrcella how it works. Tristen went flying up then landed back down.

Tristen: And that's what awesome smells like(Said excitedly)

He and Mikayla high fived

Brady: Let's see how these bad boys work

Mikayla: Not that one, no one rides Broken Bobby.(Pointed to the big one)

Myrcella: Why is it broken?

Mikayla: No Bobby is, and no one has ridden it since.

Brady: Well I'm not afraid

He pulled a leg muscle

Brady: Ow ow my leg, I pulled a muscle(Hopped on one leg and right onto Broken Bobby)

Myrcella: Your on Broken Bobby!(Said worriedly as she pushed him off hard)

She saw she was on Broken Bobby. Myrcella screamed as it launched her she landed on a ledge on a cliff. She slowly turned around and looked down at her friends.

Brady: Myrcella are you okay?(Called)

Myrcella: I'm 200 feet on a cliff without a rope!

Mikayla: I'll go get help

She took off

Tristen: I'll go get her

Brady: She's my wife, I'll get her Tristen

Myrcella: This ledge is starting to crumble

Brady quickly grabbed rope from Tristen's bag and stepped on Broken Bobby.

Brady: Please don't let this-

Brady: Hurt!(The gizer launched him sending him flying)

He landed next to Myrcella he slowly turned around to look at her.

Brady: Are we in heaven?

Myrcella: No you did it(Said happily smiling)

Brady: Of course I did, I'm extreme(Smirked)

He almost fell off but Myrcella grabbed him and pulled him up.

Brady: Don't worry I got you(Put his hands on her hips)

She smiled and rolled her eyes he started tying the rope to a branch.

Brady: Don't worry, I'll get us out of here as soon as I secure the rope.

He tightened it

Brady: There, that should hold it

He pulled at it and the branch broke off and fell with the rope. It almost hit Tristen as it landed.

Myrcella: Okay the branch and rope are down. What's your plan for us?

Brady: I was thinking going out for dinner then skinny dipping. We'll see where the night takes us.(Smirked)

Brady: Look I'm sorry, every date and activity we go on together we end up in danger. You especially.

Myrcella: Hey It makes our lives adventurous, exciting, and interesting. The only one I'd truly like to forget is the incident with Boz. Being a mermaid for a little bit was honestly kind of cool. I always wanted to see a mermaid. Not only did I get to see one I got to be one. I'm still laughing at that incident.

Brady: From the moment I met you I loved you. I'm crazy about you Myrcella.(Smiled)

Myrcella: You're funny, and you're braver then people think. I mean look at you up here saving me. I love you too.

Brady: Thanks, your sweet

They were about to kiss each other.

Myrcella: Brady!(Almost fell)

Brady: I got you(Seized her arm)

They both fell off screaming. Mikayla showed up with five guards and they were carrying a parachute. Myrcella and Brady landed on the parachute.

Mikayla: We did it guys

Brady: Now I know why people kiss the ground(Myrcella stood up)

He kissed the ground

Brady: Okay that was gross

He stood up

Brady: Alright your turn

Myrcella: I'm not going to kiss the ground(Laughed)

She kissed his left cheek

Myrcella: Thanks, you were very brave

When everyone returned to the castle it was dark out. Brady grabbed Myrcella's face and kissed her lips.

Brady: Good night

Myrcella: Good night

As Myrcella went to her room Brady went to Mason's bedroom door and knocked.

Brady: Mason, can I talk to you about something?(Called)

Mason opened the door

Mason: My king, come in

Mason shut the door as Brady sat on the bed.

Mason: What's on your mind?(Sat next to him)

Brady: I know Myrcella and I have to provide an heir at some point. But I'm scared. I don't think I'll ever be ready to have children. I don't think I'll ever be a good father.

Mason: Listen, you have blossomed into a great king. And I definitely agree that Myrcella is part of that reason. You're a great king and husband and you will be a great farther. Have faith in yourself my king as Myrcella and I do. As your brother and Mikayla do.(Squeezed Brady's shoulder)

Mason: You have nothing to fear, get some sleep(Rubbing Brady's back)

Mason shut the door as Brady left. Brady went up to his room and went to sleep like his brother. Everyone was sound asleep until later that night when Brady was doing martial arts in his sleep Boomer was told to not get out of bed until tomorrow. So Boomer could do nothing but yell for help as Brady repeatedly hit and punched him.

Mason: King Brady!(Ran in with Myrcella and Mikayla)

Mason: Wake up!(Pulled Brady off of Boomer and onto his feet)

Mason slapped his face but It still didn't look like he was awake.

Myrcella: I got this(Walked over to Brady)

Myrcella put her hair under his nose

Brady: Oh darling I-(Said lovingly as he tried to kiss her)

Mason grabbed him and stopped him

Brady: Oh hey guys, what's up?(Looked at Mason)

Boomer: Your sleep ninja disorder is back! Back in Braavos Brady would watch Boz and I wrestle then attack me in his sleep.

Mikayla: That sounds terrible

Boomer: Oh it was worse when we saw our dog bite someone once. Then he started biting me in his sleep.

Myrcella: I'm out

Mikayla: Yeah I heard enough

Boomer: I am not sleeping in the same room as him tonight. Cella please take him with you.

Myrcella: Okay, he can sleep with me tonight

Myrcella: Come on(Grabbed Brady's hand)

They walked out, they walked into her room and crawled into her bed.

Myrcella: Now please, no attacking me or biting me in your sleep.

Brady: As long as I'm inhaling your scent I'll be fine. And I would kiss you not bite you.(Pulled her onto his chest holding her)

In the morning Boomer was completely better. To celebrate Brady took Boomer to a restaurant in the village. When Myrcella woke up and walked into the throne room Mikayla was sitting on the couch and Mason was standing holding two practice swords.

Mason: This is for you(Handed one to Myrcella)

Myrcella: For me?

Mason: Mikayla thinks like her you should know how to fight. And I agree

Mason and Mikayla taught her all morning and through the afternoon. Myrcella was a slow learner, but once she got the hang of it she was really good.

Brady: Hey guys, we need your help figuring out this riddle so we can all get our wishes.(Walked in with Boomer and Lanny)

Mikayla: Through the jungle of skulls across the temple of trolls. Where lava and land intersect the hankering coins are beneath the X(Read the paper out loud)

Mikayla and Mason started laughing

Mason: I'm sorry your majesties we have a lot of things on the island. Mummy's, giant bugs, people dressed like spiders. But wishing coins, that's a old hags tale.(Laughed)

Boomer: But Two Peg seemed like such an honest pirate.

Mikayla: Oh my sweet naïve kings, you been doped.

Mason: Besides that riddle would lead you to Hard Lava rock in the middle of Panic Valley.

But after dark Brady, Boomer, and Lanny snuck to Panic Valley anyways. But suddenly Mason fell out of a tree.

Boomer: Mason?(Mason stood up)

Mason: Hi guys, just trying to remember where I parked my balloon.

Brady: Mason just tell us

Mason: Okay I lied, I'm looking for the treasure

Brady: You make me sick

Mason: Sorry my kings, but I have a wish too. I want the world's largest machete.

Myrcella: That's your wish, a stupid sword?(Walked over with Mikayla)

Boomer: Myrcella and Mikayla are here too? This isn't an island paradise It's a jungle full of lies.

Brady: But you two laughed at us, you told us the riddle was a fake.

Mason: Were sorry and we'll do the digging

Brady: Done

Brady and Boomer gave Mason and Mikayla the shovels.

Boomer: Now all we have to do is find the X

Everyone looked

Myrcella: Here it is

They all surrounded it

Brady: Okay ready, 1, 2, 3

As soon as Mason's and Mikayla's shovels hit the ground a cage fell and trapped them.

Two Peg: Well well mateys, table for six? And I believe the wee one will need a boster seat.(Walked over with his son and other pirates)

Lanny: At least I have legs!

Boomer: I take back all the nice things I said about your restaurant.

Mason: Look you can keep me, but I demand you let the kings, the queen, and my daughter go.

Lanny: Hey, what about me?

Mason: Like I said, the kings, the queen, and my daughter

Two Peg shook his head no

Two Peg: It's time to plunder the castle

Myrcella: You'll never get past the guards

Two Peg: Oh but I will, with my royal escort. That was me plan all the long. Boys grab the girly king.

Brady and Boomer: Yeah take him!(Pointed at each other)

Two Peg: The one on the left, but I can see the confusion

Two pirates opened the cage, pulled Brady out, then locked it again. There was two guards on duty when they arrived.

Two Peg: Now remember, if the guards ask I'm your new BFF(Put his hand on Brady's shoulder)

Brady and Two Peg walked over

Guard 2: Good evening your majesty

Brady: Hi there, your probably wondering who my unshaven, wooden legged, hook handed, shifty eyed, and pirate like friend is.

Guard 2: I just guard I don't judge

Two Peg: Real smooth(Grabbed Brady's arm)

Two Peg: High five

Brady high fived him then they walked into the castle. Meanwhile in the cage.

Myrcella: We have to get out of here. I am not losing my husband.

Boomer: Mason, why on earth were you going to wish for another machete?

Mason: I wanted that sword so I could make Kinkow a safer place for my baby.

Mikayla: Well you know what my wish was? That you'd stop thinking of me as a baby and let me go to a beach party.

No Beard: Snowboarder, my wish is to be a pro snowboarder.

Boomer: Snowboarding tip No Brains, you need snow!

Mikayla: You know, Myrcella and I think snowboarder's are really cool.

Mason: You do?

Mikayla: Totally, come tell us about it. We got nothing else to do.

As soon as No Beard walked over to the cage Myrcella tied his hands to the cage.

No Beard: Dang I forgot the pirate code, never trust pretty faces.

Lanny: Hey, help me squeeze through these bars(Trying to squeeze through the cage)

Boomer: I knew your elf like stature would come in handy one of these days.

Lanny got through with Boomer's help

Myrcella: Send a rescue party!

Lanny: I'm free!(Took off)

Meanwhile at the castle Two Peg was trying to unlock the vault.

Brady: Are you sure the code wasn't my wife's birthday?

Two Peg: I tried it twice and I still don't believe you have a wife!

Brady: Look dude you had a great plan here. There's just one problem, I'm not good with numbers. Shapes and colors I'm your man.

Two Peg: Your right I'll make it up to you. How about a free meal at the restaurant on your birthday. I just need to know your birthday.

Brady: Done, June 26th

Two Peg laughed

Brady: I can't believe I fell for that!

The vault opened Brady pulled a sword from one of the wall light's.

Brady: Bring it timber toes

They fought

Two Peg: Your pretty light on your feet. Ever thought about ballet?

Meanwhile in the cage

Myrcella: Look the roof, there's a bar missing

Mason: Good eye my queen

Meanwhile Brady and Two Peg were sword fighting outside. Two Peg kicked Brady onto the ground on his back. Two Peg smacked Brady's sword out of his hand. Brady cried in pain as Two Peg stabbed him in the right leg then pulled his sword back out.

Two Peg: No sword and soon no legs(Laughed)

Brady: I can do this(Whispered in pain to himself)

Brady kicked Two Peg onto the ground with his left leg. Brady stood up and pulled one of Two Peg's pegs out.

Brady: Shoes on the other peg now(Laughed)

Another peg grew out

Two Peg: I always carry a spare peg

Brady: Oh come on!

Two Peg stood up Brady fought him with the peg. Soon Brady knocked Two Peg's sword out of his hand and pinned him against the wall.

Two Peg: My own peg, how humiliating. Boys you got legs use them.

Myrcella, Boomer, Mason, and Mikayla ran in

Myrcella: Get away from my husband or else!

Mason: Mikayla, Myrcella, I'll take red beard you two take guyliner

The three of them fought the pirates

Mason: Honey, I have seen that you can take care of yourself. So If It really means that much to you.(Defeated his pirate)

Mason: You can go to the beach party.

Mikayla: Piggy back

He pulled her onto his back and she kicked her pirate knocking the pirate out.

Mikayla: Thanks daddy(They hugged)

The pirate tried to get up again but Myrcella kicked him in the face knocking him out again. Brady and Boomer tied up Two Peg.

Two Peg: You tie lousy knots mateys(Broke free)

Boomer: Yeah but we give a mean purple nerple

Two Peg screamed as they gave him a purple nerple. He and his pirates were thrown in the dungeon. Mason took care of Brady's leg right away wrapping it up. When Brady and Boomer walked into the yard in the morning the people were getting ready for something and Myrcella was wearing her crown.

Brady: Honey, what is the meaning of all this work?

Boomer: How are we suppose to rule a kingdom on just sixteen hours of sleep?

Myrcella: There setting up for the Harvest Festival

Brady: Look I don't care if you're setting up a secret date for us. Your not are you?

Myrcella: No honey

Brady: Anyways someone should have told us

Myrcella: I told you yesterday and I wrote it on your hand.

Boomer and Brady looked at their hands

Boomer: Hey a Harvest Festival cool!

Brady: Good thing we don't wash our hands

Boomer: So at this festival are there bouncy houses and pony rides?

Brady: A kissing both? Not that I'll take part in it.(Said truthfully)

Myrcella: Yes yes and no, It's a week of festivities celebrating what they grow in Kinkow.

Some people carried in a big tomato

Myrcella: Like that tomato

Boomer: That's a tomato?

Mikayla: I know It's so tiny(Walked over)

Brady: So what's with the giant tomato on the catapult?

Mikayla: That's for people to throw at the kings if they don't like their performance.

Brady: Wait we have to perform and dodge a giant tomato? Myrcella our secret date totally off. Not really

The four of them walked inside

Boomer: Were going to need more details on this giant fruit festival

Myrcella: Okay the Flying Fruit Festival is in August. This is the Harvest Festival. And you two get to headline our big day.

Brady: And if you don't like us you throw a tomato at us? Why not just dip us in chocolate?

Myrcella: Because the Chocolate Festival is in January. But don't worry about that tomato that hasn't happened in 100 years. Thanks to the chiming

Brady: What's the chiming?

Mikayla: Throughout history our kings had wonderful singing voices. And most of our queen's. Which is why after one of you two our angel voiced Myrcella will perform. That's the chiming, your father had it.

Boomer: Shut up! I'm a great singer! I totally have the chiming, right Brady?

Brady: Yeah Boomer's great, but I don't think we should sing at the festival(Sat in the throne)

Boomer: We'll sing at the festival

Myrcella: Great!

Brady: Okay, but I don't like singing in public. Can we do something else? We use to do this tumbling act. Boomer grab my ankles

Brady did a cart wheel but then crashed.

Brady: Ta-da(Stood up)

Boomer: I'm going to sing, time to warm up the chimes.

Myrcella: That's wonderful news, I should let the people know.

Brady: Sweetie before you do that there's something you should know.

He took her and Mikayla up to his room and they heard something horrible. Her and Mikayla looked like they were going to throw up. The girls pulled out swords.

Myrcella: Stay back honey

Brady: That's just what Boomer sounds like when he sings.

Lanny: You guys are torturing people? I hope you left some for me.(Ran in with a wipe)

Brady: No that's just Boomer singing in the shower

Mikayla: He cannot sing at the festival!

Brady: I'll take care of it

Brady: Now let's get out of here!(Grabbed Myrcella's arm)

They ran out later after talking to Boomer Brady went into the Throne room to talk to Myrcella and Mikayla.

Brady: I don't know what to do

Mikayla: He wouldn't listen to you at all?

Myrcella: You know, If he wasn't king too you could tell him to stop.

Brady: That's it, I can't command him. But I can command the people not to boo or throw a 100 pound tomato.

Mikayla: I don't know, no one has ever done that before. I'm not sure the people will listen to you.

Brady: Oh they'll listen, I'm King Brady

The crowd listened to Brady as long as he promised taco Tuesdays. When Boomer came on the stage and started singing he was horrible. He wouldn't stop singing until a little boy pulled the plug on the microphone.

The little boy: Daddy I fixed it, now the mean man can't hurt us anymore.

Brady: Hey kid you just cost your family tacos

Boomer: Tacos, what are you talking about?

The little boy: The deal where we get tacos for not booing you.

Boomer: Why would you boo me? I'm a great singer. Right Brady?

Brady: Look Boomer I'm sorry man, you just can't sing(Walked onto the stage)

Lanny: Fire in the hole!

Lanny launched the tomato and it landed on Brady and Boomer. The people cheered and clapped.

Brady: On the up side, we know what a pizza feels like.

Boomer: Thanks bro(Said angrily)

Boomer walked away

Brady: Well I hope you're all happy. King Brady is very disappointed and hurt.

Brady: No serious that tomato packed a wallop.(Groaned in pain)

He landed on his back Boomer made Brady move to the dungeon. That night Myrcella heard Brady singing and playing guitar and he was great. She cleared her throat as she walked into the cell.

Brady: Cella, how long have you been standing there?

Myrcella: Long enough to know which brother has the chime. Why won't you sing in public?

Brady: I try to make it where Boomer and I are equally bad at everything so no one's feeling get hurt.

Myrcella: Wow, that is one of the dumbest but sweetest things I ever heard.

They walked out of the dungeon. After Myrcella talked to Boomer she blindfolded Brady and took him to his room.

Myrcella: Just a few more steps

Brady: Usually I don't let anyone blindfold me. It taps into my trust issues, but since It's you babe.

He screamed as he tripped and fell

Brady: I'm okay(She pulled him up)

Brady: I'm okay(Took off the blindfold)

Myrcella: There's your surprise(Pointed)

Boomer: Hey bro(Smiled)

Brady: Your talking to me?

Boomer: Yeah, Myrcella talked to me, I realized I never should have doubted you. I wanted to make it up to you, so I got you something.

Boomer took him to the balcony and all of Kinkow was cheering Brady's name.

Brady: I don't understand

Boomer: For years you didn't sing because of me. I don't have the chimes but you do.

Brady: Thanks Boom

Boomer: Now take this zip line and go sing like the rock star you are.

Brady grabbed the zip line but it broke and he crashed.

Boomer: It was safer in my head

Brady: It's okay(Stood up)

After Brady performed " Living Like Kings" everyone cheered and clapped.

Brady: Oh It's not over yet, give It up for the Queen of Kinkow.

Everyone cheered, after she performed " The Dornishman's Wife" everyone cheered and clapped. After everyone went back to their homes Mason and the guards went for a practice run while Myrcella, Mikayla, Brady, and Boomer went to sleep. Myrcella couldn't sleep so she walked into the throne room. She saw Boomer sitting in the throne.

Myrcella: Hey, Boomer, what's up?

Boomer spoke in a deep voice

Boomer/Farhog the Fierce: I am Farhog the Fierce!

Myrcella: Okay awesome, can you leave now?

Boomer/ Farhog the Fierce: The king should be honored that I choose to wear him. And you, most beautiful girl I ever seen will be my queen.

Myrcella: How about you possess one of the guards instead? And marry one of the guards instead? Mahama is definitely both marriage and possession material.

Boomer/ Farhog the Fierce: Silence blondie!

Myrcella: For your info you're are co-king and I'm already a queen. Brady and Boomer share the throne and I'm married to Brady.

Boomer/ Farhog the Fierce: I share the throne with no one!

He tried to attack her Myrcella ran outside. Luckily Mason and the guards just returned. Mason was talking to Brady.

Brady: I wanted to prove to Boomer that ghosts were real. But by mistake I bought a blood thirsty Viking who took over the castle. So how was training?

Mason: A ghost? Your last ghost turned out to be Boomer

Myrcella: Yeah so did this one, Boomer's possessed. He's in the throne room

Mason walked in but then walked back out

Mason: Okay, It's definitely a ghost

Everyone took out their weapons as the doors opened. Myrcella and Brady stayed outside as Mason as the guards ran in. The doors closed, after a little bit Mason slowly walked out leaving the doors open.

Brady: So how did it go?

Mason: I need a raise

Mason fainted, Boomer/ Farhog the Fierce walked out and spotted Myrcella.

Boomer/ Farhog the Fierce: I'm not done with you two yet(Said to Mason and Myrcella)

Myrcella: Brady!(Screamed as Boomer/ Farhog the Fierce made her and Mason slide towards the throne room)

Brady: I got you two honey!(Tried to grab them but missed)

Brady: No I don't, good luck in there!(They slide inside and the doors closed)

Later Boomer/ Farhog the Fierce forced Mason to serve him food while he forced Myrcella to give him a shoulder massage. Boomer/ Farhog the Fierce heard something outside and walked out.

Boomer/ Farhog the Fierce: Who dares interrupt Farhog the Fierce?

Brady: King Brady and I'm taking you down.(Walked towards him)

Boomer/ Farhog the Fierce: It will be my pleasure to destroy you

Boomer/ Farhog the Fierce went at Brady but got knocked back.

Boomer/ Farhog the Fierce: What kind of sorcery is this?

Brady: The kind that's really really expensive

Boomer/ Farhog the Fierce: You act tough, but I can smell the fear on you.

Brady: I'm not afraid of you

Boomer/ Farhog the Fierce: Then why don't you come out of your magic armor?

Brady: Me? You're the one wearing Boomer like a dirty pair of underwear. Why don't we both come out?

Boomer/ Farhog the Fierce: My pleasure

Brady took off his suite and Farhog the Fierce went out of Boomer making him fall on the ground.

Farhog the Fierce: Behold the might of Farhog the Fierce

Brady: You know you looked a little less scary inside of Boomer. Do over?

Farhog the Fierce went after Brady but not long after Brady sucked Farhog the Fierce into the thermos. Brady closed the lid quickly.

Brady: Boomer! Boomer! Dude you okay?!(Asked worriedly as he ran over to him)

Boomer: Brady, what happened?(Brady helped him sit up)

Brady: You don't remember anything?(Pulled Boomer to his feet as he stood up too)

Boomer: Nothing, why am I dressed like a Viking?

In the morning when Myrcella woke up and walked into the yard the whole kingdom was out there. Everyone yelled " surprise." She saw presents, decorations, and a beautiful red cake with a lion on top. She also heard music.

Myrcella: Seven hells! What is this?!(Asked happily)

Mason: It's our queen's first birthday on Kinkow. We wanted to surprise you and celebrate Cella.(Walked over and hugged her tight)

He kissed her forehead

Brady: Happy birthday sweetie(Walked over)

He kissed her lips

Myrcella: Thank you guys so much! I love you!

Mason: Your first present is very special. Just like Kinkow kings Kinkow queens wishes really do come true on their birthdays. So think carefully.

Myrcella: I already know what I want. I just got to talk to Brady first.

She pulled Brady over privately

Myrcella: Brady-

Brady: You want to be pregnant don't you?

Myrcella: Yes, with twins like you and Boomer. Only girls, our daughters will be the future queens and rulers of Kinkow.

Brady: I'm scared because I don't think I'll be a good father. But with you by my side I know I will be. With you by my side I can do anything. If you desire to be a mother then do it. I love you and I will love our daughters.

They walked over to the cake

Mason: You ready my queen?

Myrcella: I'm ready

Mason lite the twenty candles then Myrcella blew them out.

Mason: What did you wish for?

Myrcella: To be pregnant with twin girls

Timothy Kalooka-Khan: Let me see

He touched her stomach

Timothy Kalooka-Khan: It worked! You have future queens and rulers of Kinkow!

Everyone clapped and cheered excitedly

Brady: I'll give you both of my presents after dark. For now, let me have this dance.

Mikayla turned on slow music and her and Brady danced.

Brady: Myrcella you're and look amazing

Myrcella: And you're a great king and will be a great father

After dancing Myrcella opened her presents. When it turned dark one of her presents from Brady was star gazing in the jungle. So that night that's where they went.

Brady: I'm so glad you wanted to take this walk alone to star gaze

Myrcella: Me too, but Brady honey were not alone(Wrapped her arms around his neck)

Boomer: Hey bro, what's up? The stars are crazy romantic huh?

Brady: Excuse me one second

He kissed her right cheek then walked over to Boomer

Brady: What are you doing here?! I was trying to make this a romantic night just the two of us!

Boomer: Then I shouldn't have invited Lanny and Mahama to star gaze too.

Lanny: Your doing grate cuz!

Brady: Bro can you do a brother a solid and get them out of here

Boomer: Alright nothing to see here, leave my brother and sister-in-law alone.

Lanny and Mahama left Brady walked back over to Myrcella.

Brady: So, where were we?(Put his arm around her waist and pulled her into him)

Myrcella: Waka Waka's!

Three Waka Waka's showed up

Brady: Run!

He tripped

Brady: Boomer help!

Boomer: Every king for himself!

Boomer took off Myrcella fought them off until one back her up into a tree. It threw up on her then the Waka Waka's took off. As soon as they got back to the castle she showered. In the morning she joined everyone in the yard.

Myrcella: Oh my, I have to sit down(Said very sickly)

Mason: You alright sweetheart?(Asked worriedly as he helped her sit)

Myrcella: I'll be fine Mason I-

She sneezed and snot went on Boomer's shirt.

Boomer: My shirts ruined!

Lanny: Like there's not 100 more upstairs as dumb as that one

Everyone went into the throne room and Mason made Myrcella lay on the couch. Soon Timothy Kalooka-Khan showed up and started looking her over.

Mason: How is she?

Timothy Kalooka-Khan: Do you have any other girls you care about besides the queen and your daughter?

Mason: No why?

Timothy Kalooka-Khan: No reason, she has moko feaver. Also known as " kiss butt good bye fever".

Everyone jumped, Mason ran his fingers through her hair comfortly.

Timothy Kalooka-Khan: The only cure is moko Waka jelly, I have some at home.

Mason: I'll go with you

Timothy Kalooka-Khan: Keep her calm, or the last stages of moko feaver will have her holding on for dear life.

Myrcella: Just like those dentures in your pie hole?!

Brady sat next to her as Mason and Timothy Kalooka-Khan walked out.

Brady: Don't worry Myrcella, I'm going to be here for you just like always.

Myrcella sneezed making snot go on Brady

Brady: See still here, gagging on my vomit

He and Boomer carried her on a stretcher to her room

Brady: Go to your right

Myrcella: Ow!(He hit the stretcher on the wall twice)

They carried her inside

Boomer: Will you stop shifting your weight?!

Myrcella gave him a death glair

Brady: We got to get her into bed before she breaks the place

They threw her onto the bed but she rolled right off landing on the floor.

Myrcella: You know, it would have been a lot more comfortable if you left me down stairs.(Kneeled)

Myrcella: Or thrown me off a cliff(Crawled into bed)

Boomer: A little tip Cella, you would get a lot more TLC if you weren't so snippy with the caregivers.

She rolled her eyes as he drank her cup her milk. She sneezed into a cloth.

Boomer: Jeeze, that girl is a goo factory

Brady put a blanket on her then an ice pack on her head.

Myrcella: Thanks honey, you're really sweet to take care of me. I know I must be puffy and disgusting.(Grabbed his hand and held it)

Boomer: Don't forget clamy and snotty

Brady: Don't listen to him, you put the hotty in snotty

As soon as he sat on the bed it broke

Boomer: That girl is a wrecking ball

Not long after the servants fixed the bed and Myrcella fell deep into sleep Mason and Timothy Kalooka-Khan returned and walked in. Mason kept his hand on her right shoulder.

Timothy Kalooka-Khan: Rainbow snot, very bad. We must give her medicine quickly or she'll slip into 100 year sleep. Lanny get me the blue jelly from my bag.

Lanny did Mason put his hand on her forehead

Mason: Uh oh, Sweetie you seem hot(Said worriedly)

Myrcella turned over and had antennas in her forehead.

Mason: I know that's not right!

Timothy Kalooka-Khan gave her the jelly quickly making the antennas disappear. Later after dark everyone went to check on her.

Timothy Kalooka-Khan: She's awake and completely better

Timothy Kalooka-Khan left

Myrcella: I don't believe it I'm healed! Brady come give me a hug!(Said happily)

Brady and her hugged each other tight as he rubbed her arms.

Brady: You look beautiful baby. Now that you're better It's time to give you your other present.

He put a necklace around her neck that had a silver stag on it.

Brady: The other part of your house

Myrcella: I love it, and I love you so much

They kissed then hugged again. Six months later Myrcella and Brady gave birth to their daughters. They named them Naoko and Nakoma. Nakoma had her mother's blond hair and blue eyes. Naoko had her father's brown hair and eyes.

[thepennyhaywood]

For Anyone Coming To The Wedding, When Will you be arriving in Kinkow,Hawaii? My group which is basically just me @wolfiecosmos and some others will be arriving tomorrow or flying up tomorrow The 20th. 

[milablackwood]

Avra, to the east of the main isle.

Kinkow, to the West.

Neri to the North.

Tabor to the South

[spragnione]

119_ 129_

119.Na jakie tematy lubisz rozmawiać?

wszystkie. od pogody i jedzenia do kinkow i ulubionych porno serio

no dobra tematy polityczne unikam jesli sie da ale to tyle

129.Co najczęściej oglądasz na yt?

XDDDDostatnio jak gimper gra w dst i simsy jakies

ladny blogas i posciki takie artsy

[spongeguyandlelouchvibridankia]

SpongeGuy Reviews Every Disney Sitcom Ever!: Pair of Kings (1.1): “Return of the Kings”

I have a new least favorite Disney show!

Strap yourselves in folks, this is one heck of a ride!

Pair of Kings is a Disney XD sitcom from like 2010 I think? I don’t respect it enough to give it a year. This hellspawn of Satan’s BRO son who thinks that putting Chad on his resume is a surefire way to get a job is about two BRO’S: Brady (played by Jeremy from Phineas and Ferb, who has seen better shows clearly) and Boomer (I don’t know who plays him, but i sure as hell don’t care!). Brady Bunch and Ok Boomer are twins (They’re bi-racial, which is neat, but this kind of representation can only hurt) who learn that they are actually the sons of the king and queen of “Random Island so we can make Island Natives are weird jokes without offending anyone in particular” Island, and they are next in line for the throne, hence the title “Pair of fucking idiots” I MEAN “Pair of Kings”.

The rest of the show is as stupid as it sounds. Basically, there’s an island native named Mason who is Mr. Moseby from Suite Life, but if he was forced to be blinded to their idiocy, his daughter Mikayla who is every boring female lead in a show like this, you know, the one who is actually serious and doesn’t want to be with these bozo’s but the show will force her to like them because she TOTALLY doesn’t deserve anything better, and of course an evil CGI fish and the 12 year old boy who owns him and is trying to kill our leads, which according to the laugh track, means that Attempted Murder is fnuny. Huh.

Ok, i can only describe this show for so long before i die. Let’s get to the 45 MINUTE Pilot. Yes, I saw 45 minutes of this. And this is apparently the best we get of this show, since they put all their money into hooking us with this pilot.

Dear lord.

Summery: 

Brady (Mitchel Musso) and Boomer (Doc Shaw) are twin teenagers living in Chicago with their aunt Nancy and uncle Bill, as their parents are deceased. Brady and Boomer are unaware that they are destined to become the next kings of an island nation known as Kinkow. After they are bullied by the toughest guys in their high school, Mason (Geno Segers) and a group of warriors from Kinkow come to bring them home. Brady and Boomer break the island's sacred ruby, causing Kinkow's volcano to erupt. Their cousin Lanny (Ryan Ochoa) tricks them into going to get another sacred ruby so they would die on the dark side of Kinkow, allowing him to become king. While they are on the dark side, Brady and Boomer are caught by a tribe called the Tarantula People, but they are protected by the bat medallion that the Tarantula People obey. Brady and Boomer obtain the sister ruby and save the kingdom. However, the chain that controlled the Tarantula People falls off Brady's neck.

COMEDY: 0 Out of 5

I doubt this shocks anyone. The comedy of Pair of Kings makes one miss the intelligent musings of a conservative Albatross with a hernia in the middle of Sunday Church. The jokes are like The Incredible’s Hulk’s Jock Strap after a s mile jog towards the savannah: They stink so bad I almost gave up all hope for humanity and started planning an escape route from the planet. All manner of wit and charm is sucked out like a single strand of spaghetti through a straw as thin as my patience for the leads, and every character quirk is so basic and cliche that the old people’s home rejected their application. If I were to write blindfolded and and upside down, with half my keyboard letters missing and a sadistic autocorrect feature installed onto my PC, I would still write something better than the humor of Pair of Kings, because then I would have written nothing at all, and nothing is at least nothing. Pair of Kings exists; may God have mercy on our souls.

...

So in short, it’s not funny. I smiled in pain maybe once at an Overprotective dad joke, and that’s about it.

CHARACTERS: 0 Out of 5

Imagine your typical Disney Channel sitcom. Now think of the worst version of that. Now think of the Dorkly video based on that version.

Pair of Kings is 10 times worse.

The characters are bare bones at best. In fact, they are invertebrates, and not the funny absorbent ones like Spongebob. Their personalities are so 1 dimensional and obvious that if I were to show you pics of them you could tell me their entire biographies. The leads replicate an early 2010′s trend of being two BROS who keep doing stupid things, and that’s their personality. They also replicate a 2020 trend of making me wish the apocalypse was over. They are just BROS. Whenever they have even a moment of quote un quote “DRAMA” they undercut it with humor like a wet fart at a funeral reception. The supporting cast is like my life: Barely functional and clearly inept to deal with this shit right now. Mason is “The Native Overprotective Dad”; Mikayala is “DA GIRL”; Lanny is “Scar but boring”; The CGI Fish exists.

Can my pain end now?

STORY AND HEART: 1 Out of 5

I’ll make this quick: They have the GALL of pretending that OK BOOMER and Brady Bunch have felt sorrow when they almost destroy the island. They have the GALL to have them say that they will stop being kings if that’s what they want. I’m not saying they’re incapable of such feelings, but I guess this puts it best: At one point in this ACTION-COMEDY-DRAMA of sorts, Brady Bunch says he feels bad about the kids who could die on the island. He hears the volcano burst again, and says “Good Luck Kids” to run off. Sure, this is a typical sitcom joke, but if this show wants me to take it seriously that they mean well, they just shot themsleves in the foot.

The point is for set design and tbf not too bad CGI for a teen sitcom. But I can’t stand a show that lies to my face and pretends that these two are any good. Pair of Kings? More like Pair of END ME END ME END ME.

FINAL SCORE: 1 Out of 15

Bunk’d is next. May god have mercy on my soul.

EVERY SHOW RANKED:

1. Good Luck Charlie

2. Pair of Kings

EVERY EPISODE RANKED (PAIR OF KINGS):

“Return of the Kings” (S1 E1)

EVERY EPISODE RANKED (IN GENERAL):

1. “Study Date” (Good Luck Charlie)

2. “Return of the Kings (Pair of Kings)

EVERY CHARACTER RANKED (PAIR OF KINGS):

1. Mason

2. Mikayla

3. Evil Fish

4. Lonny

5.Boomer

6. Brady

EVERY CHARACTER RANKED (IN GENERAL FOR SITCOMS):

1. PJ Duncan

2. Teddy Duncan

3. Gabe Duncan

4. Bon Duncan

5. Amy Duncan

6. Charlie Duncan

7. Spencer Walsh

8. Mrs. Dabney

9. Emmett

10. Mason

11. Mikayla

12. Evil Fish

13. Lonny

14. Boomer

15. Brady

[lobeliamaximoff]

you’re in my blood, in my heart you stay

Tom Gregory - Footprints

(or what if POK was more dark and angsty - in fact, a lot more angsty)

[insanelydeadlybookcollector]

I am in full agreement with this whole analysis.

Brady was incredibly mature, more so than anyone ever gave him credit for. I think it was easy to forget - for Mikayla and the other islanders - that this was a teenager who had never had wealth or friends or freedom to do whatever he liked before. His moments of immaturity were definitely exacerbated by that freedom and the fact that he was a teenager. he definitely milks it, but more often than not, he was sensitive to the culture of Kinkow and eager to learn about and embrace the ways of the island. He's sensitive and empathetic and compassionate from episode one and often shows Boomer how to engage with those emotions - like with Rondo.

He's smarter than he lets on, and braver. I think that is exemplified when he uses the geyser to save Mikayla and gathers a rope before he does so, fearlessly gathering supplies and preparing before he tries to save her. Time and time again we see him being selfless and fearless, despite claiming to be a cowering king, going after Boomer over a pit of lava, flying over the lava in an act from the Tumbling Tumble Twins, completely unconcerned for his own safety.

I think some really interesting points about Brady's physicality are brought up in this post as well. We see Sleep Ninja Brady as physically proficient, but so is Syraco. He swings on vines and sword fights with the palace guards. He is clearly more proficient than he lets on.

I think one of his most important character traits, however, is that he loves that island, more than the other kings, I'd hazard to say.

Brady Parker Character Analysis - Pair of Kings

There is no way that Brady is as dumb as he seems. Like - if he’s willing to go to great lengths -including sacrificing his own potential (aka singing)- then I wouldn’t be surprised if Brady dumbed himself down so that he’d always be Boomers equal. Brady actively attempts to come up with plans to prevent Boomer from embarrassing himself - and the majority of his attempts in the past succeeded. He sacrificed his own chances at getting his voice heard for his brother. In Brady’s own words in the episode “Tone Deaf Jam”, “Our brotherhood works best when we’re both equally bad at everything.”

That gives us a unique insight into how Brady’s mind works, he’d do anything for his brother, he doesn’t want to be better then Boomer at anything because he cares too much about Boomer to overshadow him at anything like that. 

There’s actually been moments where there’s proof that Brady is smarter and more capable then he appears, for example, in the episode “Oh Brother, Where Arr Thou” he defeats the pirate with the pirates own peg-leg and in the episode “Brady Battles Boo- Mer” he tricks the ghost into coming out of Boomer’s body - and then even while at a disadvantage, he manages to defeat and capture the ghost. In the episode “Kings of Legend” it’s actually Brady’s idea to move back the statue of Zadoc another 4 feet since the darkness had grown 2 feet - he actively came up with an idea to move the statue so that the kingdom would have more time. That was a pretty smart idea on his part, common sense really - he also had the kingdoms best interests at heart, he’s more empathetic then Boomer and he also recognizes his faults. In one of the episodes, he displays the ability of understanding his own faults by admitting that when around Mikayla he has trouble controlling his impulses to flirt with her, that shows a form of empathy and self-knowledge and actually wisdom that few people show - it’s maturity. Out of the two brothers, Brady comes up with the majority of their good ideas, he’s actually more mature then Boomer at times.

 In the episode “Sleepless in the Castle“ we’re introduced to Sleep Ninja Brady who is smooth af and capable of taking down four fully armed and trained guards by himself without any help. This is the guy who makes it a point to seem just as physically weak as Boomer is, he also makes a point at being really clumsy - but sleep ninja Brady isn’t clumsy, sleep ninja Brady can do handstands and backflips and he never trips or falls. At some point in the episode, Brady actually admits that he was awake during some of the times in which “sleep ninja Brady” had beaten down his own brother - revealing that he is in fact more capable then he seems and he’s aware of it, it also brings to light that he’s capable of pretending to be something else without anyone being any wiser to his act.

In the episode “An Ice Girl for Boomer” Brady transforms a cave woman into a beautiful lady, he transforms her into the perfect girl for his brother, something that I doubt Boomer could do. Brady is more selfless then Boomer, in fact he is selfless enough that in the episode “Kings of Thieves” Brady comes up with the idea to become Sirocco, to prevent Lanny from stealing the money of the people. He stopped Lanny and returned the money, he disguised his voice and appearance so no one would recognize him. Brady actually throws a bag of money at an old lady when she screams at him, hitting her in the face, and then apologizes sarcastically. 

In the episodes “The Evil King” Brady actually avoids mentioning that Lanny had pricked him (aka cursed him), he’s suspiciously silent when Lanny lies badly saying that he was cursed too. It’s not the first time that he straight out ignores Lanny’s quest for power, deliberately ignoring him and looking the other way. 

Now the episode that actually brought me to the conclusion that Brady is smarter then he appears is in the episode “Pair of Geniuses”, not only did he manage to come up with something to give them some time before they’d get caught by Mason and Mikayla (a plan that actually succeeded, they had no idea that Brady and Boomer had been gone for a week until a week had actually passed, which was Brady’s intention.). Brady is prepared in advance to be able to deceive Mason and Mikayla whenever he and Boomer want to get out of the castle. When Brady gets his brain back after being cursed with dumbness, he instantly says “PI = 3.14159, Monaco is the second smallest country in the world. The universe is not infinite, at the end of it is…. Woah. That was a rush.” if the reversal of the curse brings a persons intelligence back to how it was before they were cursed, that means that the small bit of info we get after Brady gets his brains back is knowledge that he actually knows.

He knows what the first 6 digits of PI is, he knows what the second smallest country in the world is - and the last sentence implies that at some point he probably read some information or theories from a science magazine. He was also smart enough to know that if the rest of the island got their intelligence back they wouldn’t like him anymore. There’s times where he’s been genuinely stupid, though everyone has their moments.

Who knows, maybe all of that were coincidences, rare glimpses of insight. Or maybe Brady is smarter than he seems and dumbs himself down for his brother and actively gives in to his more sillier urges. This is a self-conscious empathetic teenager whos whole world is his brother, he’s mature enough to know that he has to mature in order to be a better ruler, he’s wise enough to recognize when he’s wrong and when he has faults and to attempt to make up for it. An idiot wouldn’t try to keep themselves silent so that they don’t flirt with a girl who doesn’t want to be flirted with, in that one episode “Poetry Slam” he recognizes that he’s been going too far when it comes to Mikayla, he recognizes that she doesn’t like him flirting with her - and he admits that he knows this - and he also recognizes that he has trouble controlling his impulses and keeping his mouth shut around her so he actively makes a plan to prevent himself from making her uncomfortable - and for that to happen, he refuses to talk to her and tries to avoid her during the first half of the episode, he bites his tongue and tries to control himself around her because he doesn’t want to lose her. Of course, Brady does make a mistake later in the episode with trying to ban Poetry, but everyone makes mistakes, and he manages to win her friendship back in the end using the very thing she loves - Poetry. In “Pair of Clubs” Brady manages to trick the kingdom into going to his club over Boomers.

Brady’s done a lot of dumb stuff, he’s said dumb things and done dumb stuff - but he’s shown more ability to plan for the future, to recognize consequences, understand himself and others then Boomer has. Brady’s shown more maturity and throughout the seasons he’s shown more and more examples of the intelligence he’s seemed to have been keeping hidden from his brother. He may seem thoughtless, but he’s anything but that, he’s kind and he genuinely cares. He’s shown a lot of character development throughout the show. 

[pairofkings]

A painting of Kinkow's flag. Looks better from afar.

[fureliselost]

I'm here to once again complain about Pair of Kings because it sucks (affectionate).

Fr tho, guys, disney had it all. They had the cheese and the knife and they shoved both up their asses (brazillian expression, means there's wasted potential).

The whole "our mom was black and our dad was white" business is bullshit and lemme tell you why: it's unlikely that the people of Kinkow would be white. Kinkow is an island in the southern pacific, if you do a quick search on google images, you'll find that pacific islanders are definitely not white.

Now, I don't speak for the people of the southern pacific and I admittedly am not well-versed in their culture, as Oceania as a continent was only ever mentioned when I was in school; so I'm taking a long shot by saying (based on my experience with being latino) this is probably very offensive.

I mean, most of Kinkow's royals that were shown were portrayed by white people (Brady, Boz, Kunu, Lanny, Kalakai, Malakai), and the background characters are all mostly east asian -- which I'm told is a common stereotype for Hawaii because of the US colonization.

Not to mention that, as far as I remember, a lot of people from the other islands were also very white.

Now, about the fact that a number of background characters are asian -- it's not impossible. In fact it's very likely, since boats have been a thing for a very long while and there's a good chunk of asia that can be gotten to via boat travel. But I'd also like to mention that the asian people that appear come in a... rather limited variety? And, anyway, most characters that get a speaking role/a role of any significance are usually white. And a good chunk of the villains are darker skinned too -- looking directly at Kaita and the Tarantula People.

Going back to the parental issue: they could've easily have made it so that their mom was white and their dad was a poc. Or, heck, make their mom be of mixed ethnicity. So many possibilities and Disney somehow managed to fuck it up.

Also, if Disney had done the littlest research, they could've made Boz inherit Melanesian traits. But noooooooooooooooooo, they had to have the character be white and "strawberry blond".

[me1ko]

*kanapa i nie posprzatany pokoj z ciuchami na ziemi w tle, lzy napelniaja moje oczy I czuje jakby zaraz mialy splywac po mojich policzkach czerownych z wstydu*

Po pierwszs NIE jestem seksita. Uwazalem

ze kazdy czlowiek zasluguje na wpierdol odemnie nie wazne czy to Chlopak czy Dziewczyna. Tak wiem ze jestem abusive.. ale podjelem juz kroki ku leczeniu I moge powiedziec ze czuje sie znacznie lepiej I nigdy nie zrobie juz nikomu krzywdy ❤ pomogl mi w tym serial "wojny klonow" I postac Satine ktora jest pacyfistka, wiec stwierdzilem ze moze jesli nia zostane obi wan kenobi na mnie spojrzy..

Co do mojich kinkow.. Przeraszam wszystkich ktorzy w to uwierzyli bo byl to tylko gupi zart o 2 w nocy... wiem ze zasluguja na przeprosiny jeszcze bardziej spolevznosc siusiu I gowno kinkow ktorzy powitali mnie w swojim srodowisku.. to co zrobilem to zwykly kinkfishing I najmocnjej za niego przepraszam 😭😭😭

Rowniez przepraszam @whisp-crs z podstawowki ktora poczula sie urazona mojimi postami I mojim zachowaniem.. nadal jestem jej najwiekszym fanem i lajkuje jej kazdy post 😘❤

Niektore paragrafy insiprowane uhrhara

Dziekuje za przeczytanie I licze na wgbaczenie🤞

Dziękuję bardzo mojemu fp za taką aktywność, pozdrawiam serdecznie

Przypominasz mi tego Yode @me1ko