#kink obviously

[wetdeviant]

One day when I have my own place I really want to make myself wet the bed. Before I go to sleep I want to drink a lot and not pee before getting comfortable. Maybe already be at the point of "I really need to pee" before trying to fall asleep. And then ideally this would be the perfect scenario to release uncontrollably in my sleep. Maybe it would trigger one of those dreams where you're desperate and trying to find a place to pee.

And it could end in 3 different ways:

1.) I fully pee myself in my sleep and don't realize it until I wake up to wet sheets.

2.) I wake up mid-pee and probably instinctively try my best to stop. But it's too late and I continue to surround myself with a warm puddle.

3.) I wake up because my bladder is so uncomfortable and I'm bursting because I haven't let anything out yet. But I can't give up and go to the toilet, so I try my best to go back to sleep. Eyes shut tight while I squirm, eventually realizing I won't be able to sleep again until I let go and flood the bed.

[robofangedpuppy]

can doms locate me and leave horny asks already or are u all just too busy acting like ur soooo scary or something

[shouyuus]

for reasons unknown even to myself I'm having a lot of thoughts about popstar!reader x vi like. idk IDK imagine vi gets pulled into being security to one of ur concerts and she's rly never been one for pop music but hey a job is a job and this beats slamming ppl in the interrogation room for info (although she does also love that) but like. JUST. she's so startled by how pretty you are on stage how you literally have this glow about you and yeah like she's heard OF you ur piltovers darling ur face plastered on every single ad from endorsing everything from shipping companies to like idk skincare but she's never paid much attention to that till she's standing in front of the pit, right under the stage where you're prancing around in this darling little magenta number the exact color of her hair with glitter on ur cheeks and later she's SHOCKED to see you in one of her normal watering holes in zaun cause??? what r you DOING here you look so out of place and she can tell you're a lil uncomfy but you're just wide eyed and curious and laughing at something someone is saying, and before she knows it she's pushing thru to get closer to you, overhears someone asking you if you've ever been underside before, to which you give some flirty cryptic answer but vi catches the pause in your voice that tells her there's more to the story.

when she finally managed to wedge herself into the slip of space that's opened up next to you at the bar she's figured out that one of your groupies was the one who dragged u down here w the promise of a good time, but she's off making out w some rando and you're trying ur best to not stick out too much, and she's about to shoot her shot when someone jostles you so you're toppling into her and she catches you so naturally catches a whiff of your rosewater perfume, barely has time to register how soft you are in her arms before your pulling back trying to apologize but ur palms are splayed against her sternum and one of her hands has somehow ended up on the bend of your hip and she truly cannot help but notice how your breath hitches as your eyes meet for the first time, so she tries not to look too smitten, pulls a signature smirk and says --

"hey princess, aren't you a little far from home?"

shed expected you to blush and stutter or try to pull away, but what she DOESNT expect is for you to smile right back, sweet and without a HINT of uncertainty --

"if i tell you im lost... will you take me to yours?"

[deaddovedarlin]

I can't stand people who say they are a freak, but only the sanitized version of a freak.

C'mon. Ship something that you wouldn't condone in real life, try a kink- fictionally or otherwise- that you might not normally like, look over a darkfic or whump fic with a character you particularly dislike- or like, draw something that puts shame in your cheeks, identity with or as an animal, identity with an xenogender or mogai, make up your own gender! Try something a little freak-ish <3

[pregtboy]

the masculine urge to ruin a trans boy's body with so many babies, to turn him into the absolute pinnacle of fertility and make him love every second of it

[lairofdeer]

WLW human-dog relationships are severely underrated!! Scissoring a dog would be like, one of the coolest things a person could possibly do imo 🤭🐾

[rainbowd00dles]

How are we feeling about Andrew having hickeys all over the insides of his thighs?

The goal is to make him look thoroughly fucked

[sleepsucks]

[pregtboy]

wtf is it with so many preg kink blogs getting increasingly right wing and coming out as transphobes. i really do hate some of y'all

[charmac]

Maxim Pages from Rob and Glenn's Crab Fishing Trip have actually led me to the article which you can read here on the Internet Archive. Some highlights include:

Glenn using a Curious George mechanical pencil to open a bottle of wine:

Glenn's affinity for spritzers:

The fact that it's Rob's boat that he owns and named "The Rickety Cricket"

And 12 years later he got 'em on the show:

The infamous piss moment:

And how else would a night with Glenn and Rob end?

[horny-moth]

a gentle dom feeding you shrooms, telling you they are going to take care of you while you trip.

🤝

you tripping out, seeing different colors and shapes, mindlessly crying out what you think is your safeword as you are being fucked over and over.

[preggomancer]

It is truly so funny to me that people on here buy into the idea that kink and trauma are inherently entwined. I know there is a relationship there for some people but every person I know is like “idk I saw Ahsoka electrocuted in Clone Wars as a kid and it did something to me”

[vashti-lives]

Julian trying to work out which parts of Avra and Teveri’s relationship are kink and which parts are dysfunction:

(SURELY if he can fix Avra and Teveri’s relationship and see them happy with each other this will be enough and he won’t have to further question the last fifteen years of his life or make any more choices about the direction he’s going!!!!!)

[undercover-horn-blog]

Characters who deny illness just because they're annoyed and want to ignore it. It's not that they're embarrassed or anything. It's not that they're not admitting it to themselves... It's just that they'd rather not be ill, so they can't be bothered to even discuss it. There's no intention to deceive, it just seems like the best course of action to fully ignore this stupid, stupid cold.

[iwoulddieforienzo]

Something really great about the persona 2 cast is that they all individually fucking SUCK to talk to casually. Every single one of them. They are all infuriating. We have:

Tatsuya, who will stare at you blankly if you try to initiate conversation (IS) and will dip without saying a word afterward (EP)

Batsuya, who will scoff and brush you off/otherwise act dismissive

Eikichi, who might honestly be the best to talk to in the IS crew and that is not saying much, who WILL talk extremely loudly over you (probably not on purpose?) and will not be paying particularly close attention to the conversation beyond whatever he wants to say (gets points for talking about his gf. gets points taken away for constantly talking about his gf)

Lisa, who will automatically assume bad faith and will be rude to you the entire conversation unless you manage to defuse her temper (good luck)

Jun, who is uncommunicative at BEST and requires an encyclopedic knowledge of flowers, metaphor and body language just to get a HINT on what he’s thinking, and who will be extremely polite but completely unhelpful. If you tried asking him what he wants for dinner I guarantee it will be the longest 30 minutes of your life as he goes “oh I have no opinion :) whatever you want. :))” EXCEPT HE DOES HAVE OPINIONS. He has SO MANY OPINIONS. He is Expecting you to be able to pick up on his “obvious” clues. He will be passive aggressive if you don’t. (Jun babygirl you suck so bad I love u)

Maya, who is a delight but will very quickly become grating if you try to talk to her about anything serious as she hits you with the white suburban mom's "how to live a happy, healthy life" lifecoach slogans. You can’t even mention, like, stepping in a puddle or something without her hitting you with the positivity beam.

Yukino is great actually. 10/10. She’s fabulous we love her. Incredible conversationalist, chill and fun and easy to get along with. But she’s from Persona One, she doesn’t Count.

Ulala, who WILL bring up her relationship problems in every conversation within 10 minutes at least once. Any longer and she will start talking about Maya.

Do I even need to explain Baofu. Have you seen him.

And finally, Katsuya, who is a cop and a kiss ass and Very Obvious about these things. Also he can't talk to women. He can barely talk to men. Help Him.

And yet they all work wonderfully as a group. They are so annoying I love them

[pirateprincessjess]

You are not a puppy girl. Youer a human thinking that your a dog is a sign of serious mental illness get a fucking therapist and stop exposing us to your psychosis

My therapist is sending me a puppygirl care package. It’s got human teeth safe dog toys, and treats in it! I’m actually very excited!