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These are outstanding.
I especially like the part where it asks what your partner feels. These files are not all about you, they are a conversation.
Kinky Worksheets for YOU to Fill Out!
Because I’m a dork, I made some worksheets to help you explore the kinky stuff you want!
1. Kinky Feelings - headspaces and emotions you do or don’t want to experience or inspire in a kink scene! Sure, you wanna be spanked, but do you want to feel chastised or adored? The headspace you aim for has almost more effect on the scene than the acts you’re partaking in, so it’s worth thinking about!
2. Kinky Acts - your classic yes/no/maybe list of kinky acts, but I made it so it’s all dorky and color-coded.
Complete these for yourself as an exercise, or share with your sex partner(s) to jumpstart discussions (or share with the whole internet to let people know what sort of fun perv you are 😏 )
I hope these are useful—enjoy, and may they lead to lovely self discovery and kinky shenanigans!!
(Both these links will take you to the “make a copy?” Google docs dialog—click “make a copy” for your own copy of the worksheets to fill out/edit/share to your heart’s content.)
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This small moment is interesting to me because not only is it uncommon to see Scully a little shaken during an investigation, but also because it shows that Mulder can tell when she's scared, despite her remaining completely composed. He doesn't protest or even question why she wants to leave—he can tell in the way she won't meet his eyes, her shy, non-confrontational phrasing "Mulder, I'm ready to go now," (a typical Scully would say something like "Let's go, Mulder,") that she's a little frightened. He probably could tell before she even said anything.
#scully has such a tough shell im glad her partner is somewhat psychic#or maybe bc im on the spectrum i just think any character reading another's tiny social cues is akin to psychic powers#but also#my kink is when male characters respect female characters' wishes#the x files#msr#dana scully#fox mulder#season 3#3x05#the list
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Kinktober - Day 19
19th — 69ing, Oscar Piastri
The previous day I The next day I Kinktober masterlist I Main list
You were lying on the bed beside Oscar on one of your movie nights. During the gaming session of “Never Have I Ever”, Oscar’s hands were on your thighs all night. At first, it all started rather innocently and turned into hands running along the meat of your thighs and heavy bedroom eyes. Until you asked the ultimate question, “Have you ever had any 69ing with anyone?”
He leaned in closer, my breath hot against your ear as he whispered, "Honestly, no...but god, I wish I had with someone as incredible as you." His hand slid further up your thigh, fingers brushing against the fabric of your panties. The heat between you two was palpable, and you could hardly contain your excitement.
"I want to experience everything with you, honey. Every intimate act, every forbidden fantasy. And 69 is definitely at the top of my list now." He punctuated his words with a soft nip to your earlobe, his other hand gently squeezing your hip. "So what do you say?"
“We..We can try?”
His heart pounds with anticipation as you agree to give it a shot. He takes a deep breath, trying to calm his nerves. “Okay, let's start slow. Why don't you lie back and relax?” He helps guide you onto your back, positioning himself above you. His fingers trace lightly over your skin, from your collarbone down to the swell of your breasts. He leans down and places tender kisses along the same path, savouring the taste of your flesh. He couldn’t believe how lucky he was. There you were, between his legs, your mouth full of cock, a little saliva dribbling out of the side of your mouth as you moaned, bobbing your head slowly. Hair an utter mess, you flicked your eyes up to him, hollowing your cheeks slightly as you reached a hand down your knickers.
“YN… Wanna taste you,” he groaned, fingers tangled in your hair, tugging you away slightly. You licked your lips.
“But you haven’t… finished,” you said frowning. Oscar grinned, shuffling further down the bed so he was lying a bit flatter.
“Don’t you worry, YN… c’mon…” you nodded and crawled up to him, settling yourself over his face as his strong hands gripped your thighs, guiding your wetness over his mouth. You let out a soft moan as his tongue flickered out tentatively, before gasping loudly as he began licking you eagerly. You fell forward, just catching yourself on your elbows. An idea pinged into your mind. As Oscar licked you with earnest, wriggled so that you could suckle on the tip of his heavy dick. He let out a throaty groan against you, the rumble making you shudder.
Taking as much of him in your mouth as possible, you began grinding your hips gently, angling them just so and whining loudly when he slipped two fingers into you, hooking them perfectly against your G spot. Within moments of listening to your muffled moans around his cock, his thighs were clenching hard. “YN,” he groaned, his lips now wrapped around your clit. “I’m- oh, fuck!” You moaned lewdly, sucking him down as much as you could bare, groaning as you drank down the spurts of his come, feeling him twitch at the back of your throat. Moaning, you felt him flick your clit with his tongue rapidly, and you shattered, moaning lowly as you both rode out one another’s orgasms.
Panting, Oscar helped you off him, pulling you into his side. “You’re… wow,” he said, kissing you gently. You groaned, tasting yourself in his mouth, winding your arms around his neck.
“There’s plenty more where that came from,” you grinned.
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MISC SMUT PROMPTS
1. “no underwear? did you plan this?”
2. “are you just going to watch?”
3. “but the cameras” - “they can’t see us from this angle, if you can stay still”
4. “you’re such a needy girl”
5. “you just keep doing what you’re doing”
6. “you’re fucking soaked”
7. “you make me so wet”
8. “can i ask you for something?”
9. “please don’t think i’m weird for this…”
10. “does that turn you on?”
11. “i need your fingers”
12. “say/do it like you mean it”
13. “scream my name while you cum”
14. “why don't you make it up to me?"
15. “touch yourself, i want to watch”
16. “on your knees”
17. “turn around”
18. “bend over”
19. “spread your legs”
20. “open wider”
21. “sit on my thigh/face/etc”
22. “lift your leg”
23. “i’m bored, let’s play”
24. “i can see you staring at my tits/thigh/ass”
25. “harder”
26. “it’s my turn now”
27. “i didn’t mean to call you that, i’m sorry” - “no! don’t apologize, i liked it…”
28. “spank me”
29. “choke me”
30. “bite me”
31. “you can practice on me”
32. “this is a one time thing”
33. “i thought you said it was a one time thing?”
34. “we can’t do this”
35. “i ordered us something”
36. “that looks too big”
37. “you bought a vibrator?”
38. “sit here”
39. “while standing?”
40. “give me your hand”
41. “i’m/it’s all over your chin”
42. “do you think about me when you touch yourself?”
43. “why are you being so shy? it’s not like i haven’t already seen all of you”
44. “you’re so spoiled”
45. “can we use a toy?”
46. “can i use a toy on you?”
47. “just like that”
48. “nobody can know about this, okay?”
49. “how are you so close already?”
50. “i can see how wet you are through your shorts”
51. “can you be quick?”
52. “please, i’ll finish fast”
53. “use your mouth”
54. “why do you get so shy when i use that word?”
55. “where do you want me to touch you?” - “down there…” - “you have to say the word”
56. “on the counter/table/etc?”
57. “have you seen the things the the fans write about you and *other celeb*?”
58. “pull my hair”
59. “open your mouth”
60. “you’re such a messy girl”
61. “take off your underwear” - “but, there’s other people here” - “they won’t see you, there’s an entire table here”
62. “open your eyes”
63. “look at me while you cum”
64. “do you want me to use my fingers/mouth?”
65. “do you want to join me?”
66. “how bad do you want it?”
67. “it’s too late for this” - “you don’t have to do anything, just stay laying down”
68. “can you stay quiet if i take this call?”
69. “we could get kicked out for this”
70. “don’t make me say it, you know what i want”
71. “you’re so annoying” - “would i still be annoying eating you out?”
72. “put your leg over my shoulder”
73. “there’s no one else here, be louder”
74. “i’m going to fuck you against the windows, i want everyone to see how good you are for me”
75. “stop being gentle”
76. “you can’t leave marks”
77. “we are not doing this standing, there’s a bed right there”
78. “do you like it when i spank you?”
79. “use my thigh”
80. “if you hate me so much, why are you letting me do this?”
81. “you’re really telling me to stop while both of your hands are in my shirt?”
82. “i still hate you”
83. “this is just sex, no strings”
84. “fuck you” - “well, that’s what we’re doing isn’t it?”
85. "you can take it like a good girl, right?"
86. “that was a nice way to wake up"
87. "how about we give them something to talk about?"
88. "dressing room, now"
89. "you/we need to be on stage in 15 minutes" ... "i don't care"
#smut prompts#kink prompts#writing prompts#prompt#prompts#fic prompt#prompt list#story prompt#story prompts#writing prompt#dialogue prompt#smut#gg smut#smut fanfiction#fanfic smut#fanfic#fanfiction
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accidentally eating magic candy that makes you cum really hard for an hour straight but takes 30 minutes to kick in and then going out to do errands
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Kink List With Nico Hischier
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
He enjoys a calm and intimate aftercare session with you after a romantic night together. He takes time to care for and pamper you, and ensure you feel relaxed and safe. He may give gentle kisses on your head or hold you in his arms while you rest. He wants to be a source of comfort and reassurance after a passionate encounter.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He loves his strong legs and the way they move on the ice. He also appreciates the way your arms wrap around his shoulders or the way your hair feels between his fingers. He loves the way your body curves into his whenever you are close.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
Inner thighs - Tenderly marking this sensitive spot can heighten intimacy without being too overwhelming. Or inside of you as to cause can heighten intimacy without being too overwhelming.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Despite his well-liked reputation, he has his own secret pleasure. While you might see him as a respectable individual, he's actually quite kinky and has a darker side. He loves to take control and be praised, and he loves it when you submit to him. He enjoys giving you a spanking or a choke to add to the intensity between you two.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
He has experience, but he always seems to be eager to learn new things and make sure that you are satisfied with the experience. He's confident in what he's doing and knows how to make the most of the time he has with you. He loves to explore and try new ideas, and he's always excited to see how you react and respond.
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
While he likes experimenting with all sorts of positions, he tends to prefer being on top. It gives him the control he enjoys, and he likes to watch you squirm and lose control. He enjoys seeing your body respond to his touch and the way your eyes are fixed on him. You make an amazing sight when you're pinned beneath him and completely under his control. You can see the intensity in his eyes as he leans in to kiss you and you feel his breath on your skin.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
He loves to joke and make you laugh, but he can get really serious when the situation calls for it. He's not afraid to make a smartass comment or tease you a bit, even when you're being intimate. He has a playful side that he enjoys showing you, but he can turn it on and off when necessary.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
He takes good care of his body and he's very well groomed. The carpet does match the drapes, and it's always soft and smooth to the touch. He enjoys pampering himself and he spends a lot of time taking care of his appearance, so you never have to worry about anything being out of place.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
During intimacy, he tends to be very romantic and attentive. He's always focused on you and making sure that you feel comfortable and good. He pays attention to your body and listens to what you like and dislike, and he makes a point of taking his time and making sure you enjoy every moment.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
He usually takes care of himself a few times a week. He likes to keep himself well-rested and relaxed, especially after a long day or a tiring practice session. When he does, he'll typically take a nice, long shower or a bath to help himself unwind and relax, and he loves to think about you. He imagines himself being close to you and touching you, and the thought of that alone makes him even more relaxed and aroused.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
He has a bit of a possessive streak when it comes to you. He likes to feel like he owns you in the bedroom, and he loves to take control and be in charge. He has a bit of a praise kink, and he loves to hear you tell him how good he is and how good he's making you feel. He also likes to be a little bit rough and intense, and he enjoys it when you are willing to be playful and submissive for him. He also has a thing for biting, and he occasionally likes to nibble on you during intimate moments to drive you crazy with desire.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
He likes somewhere comfortable and private. He doesn't like doing anything outdoors, and he prefers to have privacy and safety. He likes his bed a lot, as well as the shower or a couch. He's not picky about the location as long as he can have you all to himself.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
He loves to see you in a state of ecstasy and he gets off from knowing that he's the one who made you feel that way. He also loves the feeling of connection and intimacy between the two of you, and he gets aroused from being close to you and being the one you're giving yourself to.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He wouldn't do anything that makes him uncomfortable or feel unsafe. He also doesn't like being told what to do. He's not into anything that he knows will hurt you or make you upset, and he won't do something just because he knows you want him to. He's respectful of your boundaries, and he'll never do anything that crosses the line.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
He loves giving more than receiving. He likes the feeling of pleasing you and making you lose control. He's skilled and has a talented tongue that knows just where to go. He loves hearing you lose control and moan, and knowing that he's the one who brought you to that point.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
He takes his time and goes slow at first, savoring every moment and making sure you're enjoying it. He can get faster and rougher if you want him to, but he's also happy to go slow and take his time. He likes to savor every moment with you, and he wants to make sure you feel comfortable and good. He's always attentive to your body and your reactions, and he'll go as fast or as slow as you want.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He doesn't mind quickies every now and then, but he prefers to take his time when he's with you. He loves to be close to you and to feel every inch of your body, and he doesn't want to rush it. He feels like it's more meaningful and more intimate when he takes his time with you. But sometimes, when you're both busy or too tired, he'll be happy to help you out quickly.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He's not afraid to take risks and experiment. He's always willing to try new things and push the boundaries, and he's open to exploring new ways to make each encounter even more intense and exciting. He won't hesitate to try new positions or try different things, as long as it makes the experience more enjoyable for both of you. He also enjoys the thrill of doing things in risky places, like in the car or a public place.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
He can go for a long time, and he's not easily tired. He has a lot of stamina and endurance, and he can go for as long as you want. He'll take breaks to rest if necessary, but he doesn't need much rest to be ready again. He loves to keep going until you're completely satisfied and exhausted.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
He likes to use toys, and he's open to using them on you. He has a few that he enjoys, and he's always willing to experiment with them, as long as you're comfortable with it. One of his favorite toys is a vibrator, as it's very effective in making you feel good and bringing you to the edge of pleasure. He also gets off on seeing you experience so much pleasure.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He loves to tease you. He loves to build up anticipation and make you want him even more. He knows exactly what he wants to do to you, and he loves to draw it out and make you feel frustrated and desperate. He loves seeing you squirm and moan, and he loves the way you look when you finally give in and beg for more.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
He's not loud when you're in public. He's respectful of other people and doesn't want to cause a scene. In private, he's much louder. He doesn't hold back his moans and gasps, and you can hear every single sound he makes. He has a low, deep voice, and his breathless gasps turn you on even more. You can hear every whimper and moan as you pleasure him, and you can hear his soft sighs and whispers in your ear.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
He has a secret stash of naughty literature where he likes to read in his off time. It's always a mystery what kind of books he's reading when he's alone, but one thing is certain - they always leave him feeling a bit more aroused than usual.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
His cock is long, hard and thick. The head is slightly rounded with a hint of vein running along the length, and the shaft is muscular and firm. He always keeps it well-groomed, trimmed neatly but not too short.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
He's constantly yearning for you. He feels a deep need to be close to you, to hold you in his arms, and to feel your body close to his. He misses you even when you're in the same room. He can't stop thinking about how you feel and how you look, and he always wants more. It's not just sexual, it's more than that. He yearns for your presence, your touch, and your love. It's all consuming.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He can fall asleep very quickly, sometimes even while he's still catching his breath. He'll wrap his arms around you and snuggle into your chest, with his face buried in your neck. He'll hold you close to him, like he doesn't want to let go ever. The sound of your heartbeat and the comfort of having you close is enough to make him drift off instantly.
#nico hischier#nico hischier x reader#nico hischier x y/n#nico hischier x you#nico hischier smut#nico hischier fanfic#njd#new jersey devils#nj devils#kink list
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the best stereotype to assign to toji is that he is the dude who is defensive about and honestly a little nerdy when it comes to grilling. he will guard that grill and he will deliver perfectly cooked hamburgers and steaks no you cannot help him and he knows he shouldn’t call it a “man’s job” but it’s his job and your job is to sit in the little beach chair he pulls out for you when it starts to get warm and sip your drink and keep him company and tell him what you think of the new spice rub he tried out and sure if you wanna kiss him on the cheek that's fine too he won’t object
#he does host the cookout and he has thrown beer at satoru for poking around the grill before#rip toji you would have LOVED a blackstone and also yuuji#i know that megumi brings home yuuji and toji LOVES him#it's just the two of them lifting cars and grilling burgers and doing insane labor together#while megumi sighs and pretends it doesn't make him happy#toji....... lazy domestic cat behavior SO real#also grill wife: nanami kento#i know the two of them love japanese barbecue... and absolutely do not let you cook the food#oh to have a man........ also ill put yuuta on that list but yuuta has an acts of service kink so hes there by default#toji x reader#💌
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Choking - Ghost [Kinktober Day 25]
TW/CW: CHOKING, NSFW, MDNI, FEM! READER,
Being under Ghost as he ruins your cunt, making sure to mold the shape of his dick into it so everyone knows you're his.
His hand snakes up to your neck, putting light pressure making it harder to breathe but also more arousing, your slick cunny clenches around him making him slip in deeper, your toes curling and your hands clawing at his forearm on the hand that's choking you. You wrap your legs around his waist, wanting to pull him even deeper into your cunt, wanting him to breed you. His grip on your neck tightens as his thrusts get faster, intending to fill you up till you scream. Your eyes prickle with tears of pleasure, feeling him all the way up till your lungs as you choke out pleads and whines. His thrusts get deeper and his free hand presses down on the bulge, making you clench so hard even yourself is shocked at how much your body enjoys this. In a few minutes you end up squirting all over his cock, creating a mess on the bed and him before he still and spills a fat load straight into your weeping pussy.
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recommendation list!
Girls, Girls, Girls! — soundgasm link
lesbian, f, cock, dumbification
Generic Brainwashing Audio Redux — soundgasm link
f/nb4a, dumbification, brainwashing
Good Girls Get Reprogrammed — soundgasm link
m4f, dumbification, brainwashing
Session — soundgasm link
f, dumbification, intox (thc)
Autopilot — literotica link
f, solo, dumbification
Candy Coated — literotica link
androgynous, induction, dumbification
Doll — literotica link
androgynous, induction, dollification
Does Hypnosis Fry Your Brain? — youtube link
m4a, spiral, dumbification, brainwashing
Bimbofication hypnosis! Sweet little dumb-dumb toy! — youtube link
sfw, dumbification, talking down
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This list is open for ALL the wrestlers on the list of who I write for, which can be found here. If you want someone not listed, go ahead and send an ask because I might have just forgot them. REQUESTS CLOSED. ❎ already requested KINKS UNDER THE CUT

🎀 ANAL 🎀 STRAP ON 🎀 CNC (consensual nonconsensual) (Damian Priest x f!Reader) 🎀 PREGNANCY 🎀 A/B/O DYNAMICS 🎀 SLAVERY (willing) ❎ DADDY KINK (Bron Breakker x f!Reader) 🎀 COCK WORSHIP 🎀 BITING 🎀 STRIPTEASE ❎ CHEATING (Roman Reigns x f!Reader) 💎 MUSCLE WORSHIP (Gunther x f!Reader 18+) ❎ BEGGING (Jon Moxley x f!Reader) 🎀 SPANKING 🎀 HIGH/DRUNK SEX ❎ DACRYPHILIA (Jon Moxley x f!Reader - author pick) 🎀 CAR SEX 🎀 VIRGINITY 🎀 VOYEURISM 🎀 TATTOOS ❎ BRAT-TAMING (Jey Uso x plus size!f!Reader) 🎀 TIED-UP/RESTRAINED 🎀 POWER IMBALANCE 🎀 DEGRADATION 🎀 SPITTING 🎀 PRAISE 🎀 IMPACT PLAY ❎ DUMBIFICATION (dom!Rhea Ripley x sub!Tiffany Stratton) 🎀 KEEPING QUIET 🎀 CUCKOLDING 🎀 SIZE KINK 🎀 FACE-SITTING 🎀 ON SOMEONE ELSE'S BED 🎀 FINGERING/HANDJOB AT FAMILY GATHERING ❎ CHURCH (Jey Uso x f!Reader) 🎀 BDSM 🎀 SIR KINK 🎀 FACIALS 🎀 FIGHT SEX 🎀 BLACKMAIL 🎀 AGE GAP/PLAY (always over 18, probably over 21) 🎀 HAIR-PULLING ❎ ACAROPHILIA (Seth Rollins x f!Reader) 💎 PANTY-SNIFFING (Dexter Lumis x f!Reader 18+) 🎀 PARTNER SWAP 🎀 VICARPHILIA (arousal from someone else's experience) 🎀 PET PLAY 🎀 TITTY-FUCK 🎀 CORRUPTION ❎ REQUESTER'S CHOICE (brat-taming Damian Priest x f!Reader)
#wwe fanfiction#wwe imagine#wwe x reader#smut#kink list#damian priest x reader#seth rollins x reader#roman reigns x reader#jey uso x reader#jimmy uso x reader#solo sikoa x reader#cody rhodes x reader#randy orton x reader#wwe gunther x reader#cm punk x reader#bron breakker x reader#rhea ripley x reader#liv morgan x reader#finn balor x reader#jon moxley x reader#dean ambrose x reader#pat mcafee x reader#tiffany stratton x reader#bo dallas x reader#uncle howdy x reader#dexter lumis x reader#ilja dragunov x reader#karrion kross x reader#ludwig kaiser x reader
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Kinktober - Day 22
22nd — hate fucking, Max Verstappen
The previous day I The next day I Kinktober masterlist I Main list
Prompt: You are the social media admin of the Oracle Red Bull Racing Team and your job is to make all the drivers join you on all social media platforms, including doing some TikTok challenges that were silly (but hey the fans absolutely love it)... And for some reason, Max Verstappen and you never can stand each other.
Max Verstappen was callous, ignorant, and ruthlessly ambitious. He was always getting in your way. He was always questioning what you were doing as if you were an amateur. And you hated him.
But, he always left his mark when he fucked you. Whether it was a bite mark on your shoulder or hickies littering your body, he always ensured you remembered him. Tonight was no exception.
Tonight, he wasn’t in the mood for pleasantries as he stormed into your apartment and practically dragged you into your bedroom. Tonight, Max’s fingertips left their mark as he gripped the plush skin of your hips and pounded into you from behind.
Something must’ve pissed him off, but his sour mood never surprised you. Not anymore. He was never livid enough not to kiss you as he undressed you, deft fingers and indiscriminate touch leaving you naked and writhing under his touch.
Max wrapped a hand around your neck and pulled you up so you were flush against his chest. His lips ghosted over your shoulder and neck and your pulse thumped under his fingertips.
“Fuckin’ take me so well, sweetheart,” he praised from behind you.
The sound of your nickname tumbling past his lips made you clench around him. His voice was raspy and his words were slurred, and you hated the way it turned you on. You hated the satisfaction that filled you knowing that he had a nickname just for you.
Max grinned against the crease of your neck, smug as always.
“My sweetheart,” he purred as he snapped his hips against yours. You groaned out his name as his free hand skirted over your body, squeezing and kneading wherever he could.
You grabbed onto his forearm for dear life as you felt the familiar pressure building in your core. You’d memorized the feeling of his skin under your fingertips the first time you’d slept together. He was always there to ground you when your mind got too muddled from the sensation of him, him, him.
“I‘m close, please, please let me cum,” you begged, words slurring together. You were drunk on the feeling of him and you were so close.
“Fuckin’ love when you beg, sweetheart,” he murmured into the crook of your shoulder. He dragged his free hand down your body until it reached where you joined. He drew tight circles around your clit, and the coil inside you snapped.
You groaned his name as you came, and your orgasm wracked through your body. Max was quick to follow you off the precipice. Thick, white jets of his cum shoot inside you and cover your walls. You whined at the sensation, loving the way he filled you.
After the twitching of his cock ceased, he loosened his hold on you and you rested on your elbows as you caught your breath.
“Fuck,” he breathed as he slowly pulled out of you and watched as his release dripped over your folds and down your thighs.
You rolled over onto your back and scanned over his features. The city lights highlighted his features delicately, and all you wanted to do was run your fingertips over them. His touch was delicate as he cleaned the both of you up, starkly contrasting the brutal thrusts of his hips just moments again.
He laid down beside you, and your eyes widened as he pulled you into his side.
You pressed a hand against his chest, feeling his heartbeat thrum against your fingertips. “Helmut pissed you off again on the sim racing thing?”
He let out a laugh, “Something like that.”
You nuzzled against his side and murmured, “Still hate me for making you film those TikTok’s challenges?”
“Definitely, sweetheart,” he replied softly, wrapping his arms tightly around you. “Go to sleep.”
And so you fall gently asleep in Max’s embrace, willing to ignore the way your heart will ache when he wordlessly leaves in the morning. He’d come back. He always did.
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PRAISE/SOFT/ETC SMUT PROMPTS
1. “i need you, right here/now”
2. “i’ll go slow/i’ll be gentle”
3. “tell me what feels good”
4. “do you trust me?”
5. “do you like that?”
6. “please teach me”
7. “i want you, now”
8. “you look so pretty on your knees”
9. “it’s okay, im right here”
10. “i got you”
11. “don’t hold it in, it’s okay”
12. “breathe, please"
13. “we can go for as long as you want”
14. “does it taste/feel good?”
15. “you’re doing so well”
16. “i want you, now”
17. “i love you so much”
18. “i want you to fuck me, *name*”
19. “you look so pretty right now”
20. “don’t stop yourself, let me hear”
21. “please don’t stop”
22. “do you want to take it off of me?”
23. “do you want to touch?”
24. “can i touch?”
25. “what about you?”
26. “let me do it for you”
27. “does that feel good?”
28. “you’re so cute”
29. “like that, i like that”
30. “can i touch you too?”
31. “am i going too fast?”
32. “can you do that again?”
33. “do you want more?”
34. “your *body part* are/is so pretty”
35. “do you want to stop?”
36. “i’ve wanted this for such a long time”
37. “aw, poor baby, do you want me to take care of this for you?”
38. “kiss me, i don’t care where”
39. “i don’t care where you touch me”
40. “you looked so hot out there”
41. “are you comfortable?”
42. “let me help you”
43. “do you need help?”
44. “keep going”
45. “you taste so sweet”
46. “do you want to try?”
47. “breathe for me”
48. “you’re doing such a good job”
49. “i’m so proud of you”
50. “tell me what you want”
51. “let me try”
52. “don’t cover up/don’t be embarrassed”
53. “i want you to touch me”
54. “you sound so pretty”
55. “turn around for me”
56. “louder”
57. “quieter”
58. “you look so hot right now”
59. “play with me”
60. “i’ve been waiting all day”
61. “harder, please”
62. “i think i deserve a reward”
63. “you’ve been so good lately, you deserve a reward”
64. “i love your tits/ass/etc”
65. “you’re the only one that gets to touch, pretty girl”
66. “this is exactly how i imagined it”
67. “keep doing that, please”
68. “you feel so good”
69. “kiss/touch me, everywhere”
70. “you’re so gorgeous”
71. “i want you to keep going, forever”
72. “you’re all mine” - “hm…” - “say it” - “i’m all yours”
73. “i want to do so many things to you”
74. “you look amazing, really, but i think i prefer the dress on the floor”
75. “i need you”
76. “i love making you so flustered, you get so cute”
77. “do you like it when i touch right here?”
78. “let me eat you out while you do that, please?”
79. “can you teach me?”
80. “you’re not going to fall, i’ve got you”
81. “shower with me”
82. “i want to taste you so bad”
83. “i don’t care how, i just want you to touch me”
84. “i want to feel you inside”
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( a collection of summer is ending starters or dialogue prompts. adjust phrasing as necessary.) feel free to make edits to better suit your muse, but please don’t edit or add on to the original post ♡ if you like, please consider supporting me through tips
"The sun feels different today, like it’s saying goodbye."
"Every time the summer ends, I feel like the wind tries to tell me a secret, but I never quite hear it."
"Did you notice how the colors of the sunset have started to fade? It’s like the sky is getting ready for winter."
"The cicadas fell silent today. Do you think they know it’s the end?"
"The lake looks quieter now, as if it knows it’s time to sleep."
"I swear the shadows have gotten longer. It's like even they know the sun won’t be around much longer."
"I can feel the summer slipping through my fingers, like the warmth in the breeze is fading away."
"The ocean feels colder today, like it’s pulling away from the shore."
"The last of the fireflies are flickering out. I wonder if they know this is their last dance of the season."
"It smells different now, don’t you think? Like the earth is getting ready to sleep."
"The flowers are closing earlier each day. Do you think they know the season is ending?"
"I miss the sound of summer already. The air doesn’t hum like it used to."
"Do you feel it too? The way the light is softer, as if the sun is tired."
"The wind today feels like a memory, like it’s carrying the last whispers of summer."
"The days are shrinking. It’s like time itself knows summer is ending."
"The sunflowers have turned away from the light. It’s like they’ve already given up on summer."
"The sky feels higher now, like it’s pulling away from the earth."
"Every evening, the air smells a little more like autumn. Summer’s slipping through the cracks."
"The crickets sound different tonight, almost like they’re playing a slower tune."
"I saw the first fallen leaf today. It feels like summer is already a memory."
"Do you remember how we danced in the rain that night? It felt like the summer clouds were celebrating with us."
"We spent so many afternoons chasing the sun across the sky. Now it’s slipping away from us."
"Every time we went to the beach, the waves played with us, like they knew we only had a little time left."
"Remember when we stayed up all night, watching the stars? I think they burned brighter just for us."
"That bonfire on the last night of August… it felt like the flames were trying to hold onto the warmth of summer with us."
"I still hear the echo of our laughter from that day at the lake. Do you think the water remembers us?"
"We ran through those fields as if summer would never end. Now they look so still, like they’re waiting for us to return."
"The ice cream melted too fast, the sun set too late, and we never really noticed the days slipping away."
"Remember how the sand felt like it was alive beneath our feet, like it was trying to pull us deeper into the moment?"
"We spent the whole summer chasing sunsets, never catching one the same way twice."
"Do you think the fireflies miss us? They followed us through every twilight, lighting up our path."
"The nights were so warm, it felt like the stars were sitting with us, whispering secrets we’ll never remember."
"We picked so many wildflowers, I’m surprised the fields didn’t run out."
"The last picnic we had… the air was so sweet, like the wind had collected all the fun we’d had and wrapped it up in the breeze."
"We built sandcastles like they’d last forever. Now the beach looks so empty without them."
"We never needed clocks. The long days felt like they’d never end."
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Kink List With Matt Rempe
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Matt Rempe is a total sweetheart after sex. He's all about cuddling and physical closeness, eager to wrap his strong arms around you and pull you close against his chest. He'll run his fingers through your hair, whispering sweet nothings in your ear and nuzzling his nose into your neck. You can feel his heart beating strong and steady, the rhythm of his breaths slowing to a deep, steady tempo as he relaxes.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Matt Rempe is all about muscle. He takes great pride in his physique and the power it gives him on the ice. Off the ice, he enjoys showing off his hard work and the way his muscles stand out against his skin. He also takes great pleasure in admiring the bodies of others. He likes firm muscles and curves that are soft and supple. He can't get enough of running his hands along the dips and swells of a body, feeling the movement and the heat. He likes to take in all the sensations of touch and taste, especially in intimate moments.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
Matt Rempe typically produces a decent amount of cum, especially if he's been saving up. He usually either cums inside his partner or on their body, depending on what they're into. He's also a big fan of creampies and likes to be a bit of a possessive partner, marking his territory and claiming his partner as his own, either on his terms or in an act of dominance.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Matt Rempe has a bit of a secret fetish for public sex. He loves the rush of adrenaline that comes with the risk of being discovered and the satisfaction of getting away with it. He's always on the lookout for secluded spots where he can have a little fun.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Matt Rempe is a confident and experienced lover, having been around the block a few times. He knows all the right moves and how to make a partner feel good, and he's not shy about taking control when he wants to. Despite his big build and sometimes aggressive personality, he's a true gentleman when it comes to intimacy and genuinely cares about his partner's pleasure.
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Matt Rempe's favorite position is anything that involves him being in control, especially when it comes to his partner's pleasure. One of his favorites is missionary with his partner's legs wrapped tightly around his waist, allowing him to hit all the right spots while keeping his partner completely at his mercy. He also loves it when his partner rides him, giving him a chance to touch and taste every part of their body while enjoying the view.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Matt Rempe tends to be a bit on the serious side during intimate moments, but he doesn't take himself too seriously and isn't afraid to be playful and have a bit of fun. He'll inject some humor into their interactions, cracking jokes and making lighthearted comments. He may even goof off a bit, doing something unexpected just to get a laugh out of his partner. He knows how to have a good time and keeps things light and enjoyable, ensuring that both he and his partner are having a great time.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Matt Rempe takes pride in maintaining his appearance, including keeping his body hair well-groomed. He trims and keeps things neat and tidy 'down there,' ensuring that his hair color matches what's on top of his head. He's not obsessive about it, but he doesn't like to look like a sasquatch either. He's more focused on keeping his partner happy and satisfied than worrying about any potential mismatches.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Matt Rempe is a surprisingly romantic partner when it comes to intimacy, despite his aggressive nature on the ice. He's passionate and intense, but he also knows when to slow things down and savor the moment. He loves showering his partner with soft kisses and gentle caresses, taking time to explore their body and learn what makes them tick. He's not afraid to be vulnerable and open with his emotions, showing his softer side in intimate moments. Overall, he's a tender and caring lover who genuinely cares about his partner's pleasure and emotional well-being.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Matt Rempe isn't particularly shy and doesn't really hide anything much from anyone. He does have a pretty high sex drive and will absolutely relieve himself when he needs to, though he doesn't do so extremely often since he usually has a partner willing to help him out. He's not one to do it just for fun, he only really does so when he really needs to and has to get the job done.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Matt Rempe has a few kinks, including a penchant for dirty talk and light spanking. He loves to take control and be the dominant one in the bedroom, and he enjoys a partner who is willing to submit to him and let him take the lead. He's also a fan of a bit of rough play such as biting and scratching, but nothing too extreme. His biggest kink, however, is exhibitionism, the thrill of being watched and the risk of getting caught, drives him absolutely wild.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
Matt Rempe is all about mixing things up and being creative with where he has sex. While he doesn't have a single favorite spot, he does have a few locations he tends to lean towards. He enjoys doing it in the woods or other outdoor locations, which allow him to indulge his exhibitionism kink. He also likes taking his partner in unexpected places, like a car, a rooftop, or even a semi-secluded corner at a party. He loves the thrill of being somewhere he shouldn't be and the chance of getting caught.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Matt Rempe is a simple man with pretty straightforward tastes. He's motivated by his partner, plain and simple. He enjoys taking control and loves when his partner enthusiastically reciprocates and participates. The sound of their moans, the feeling of their body against his own, the look in their eyes, all of it makes Matt's blood pump faster and get him going. He gets turned on by a partner who is unabashedly themselves and passionate about what they want.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Matt Rempe has a few hard limits when it comes to intimacy, and one of them is anything that involves pain or harm to his partner. He may be a bit rough in the bedroom, but he never wants to cause his partner any real pain or discomfort. He's also not into anything that involves humiliation, he doesn't like seeing you in distress or pain, even if its for pleasure. He wants to make sure that you are always happy and comfortable, and won't do anything you don't expressly want to do.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Matt Rempe is a true gentleman in everything he does, and that includes oral sex. He loves both giving and receiving, but he especially enjoys going down on a partner. He's talented and knows just how to use his tongue and mouth to drive you wild. He takes his time and makes sure to pay attention to every little cue and reaction, ensuring that your pleasure is his top priority.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Matt's preference is variable, depending on the scenario, but he typically enjoys a good mix of both. If he's feeling particularly energetic, he will go fast and rough, taking control and asserting himself. But if he's feeling more tender and intimate, he will slow down and take things at a more sensual pace, drawing out every moment and making sure you feel every touch he gives. He's versatile and can adapt to whatever the situation calls for.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Matt Rempe is a big fan of quickies, they are a fun and exciting way to sneak in a little fun when time is short. He loves the thrill of doing something a little naughty and risky, and the fact that they are quick and easy makes them even more appealing. He'll often initiate quickies when he's feeling particularly frisky and can't wait to get you in bed, and they're a favorite of his during the playoffs when time is sparse.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Matt Rempe is all about taking risks and trying new things. He's not afraid to push boundaries and explore his partner's desires and fantasies. He's usually up for anything and loves trying new things in the bedroom. He likes to keep things exciting and keep you on your toes, so he's definitely a "yes man" when it comes to experimentation.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Matt Rempe has impressive stamina, especially considering the energy it takes to play a full NHL game. With a combination of natural endurance and conditioning, he can go for quite a while when it comes to intimacy. He can go multiple rounds, each one just as intense as the last, and has been known to last for hours. He loves pushing his limits and will go as long as you do.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Matt Rempe doesn't own many toys, he's more of a hands on kind of guy, but he does have a few that he uses from time to time. He enjoys experimenting with them on his partner and using them to tease and tantalize. He also likes to use them on himself when he's alone and in the mood. His favorites are ones that vibrate; he loves the sensations they bring and likes to use them to explore a partner's erogenous zones.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Matt takes great pleasure in teasing, he likes to keep you wanting more and constantly on the edge. He will start off with slow kisses and soft touches, and slowly build up the intensity, stopping right before you find release. He'll make you beg and plead for it, and when he finally gives in, the satisfaction is heightened because you have to wait for it. He knows exactly what to do to keep you wanting more, and he uses it to his advantage every chance he gets.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Matt is not afraid to let you know how he's feeling and loves to vocalize his pleasure. While he's not as loud as some, he definitely isn't quiet either. He'll moan and gasp as he moves with you, and his breathing will quicken as he gets closer. He also loves to use naughty and dirty words, telling you exactly what he wants to do to you.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Headcanon: Matt Rempe has a secret obsession with lingerie. He loves the way it looks and how it feels against his skin when you wear it, and he often fantasizes about his partner wearing it for him. He has a hidden drawer full of different pieces of lingerie that he's bought over the years, and he secretly hopes one day you'll find it and indulge his fantasies.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Picture in your mind's eye: Matt Rempe is well proportioned, with a large and impressive member. He's not afraid to use it with precision, to give you all the pleasure you could want.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Matt's sex drive is high, he desires both intensity and frequency. He loves getting up close and personal with his partner and craves you constantly. He's easily aroused, even when he's completely exhausted after a game.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Matt tends to pass out pretty quickly after sex, all the energy and adrenaline gone from his body. He usually turns over, pulls you close, and is asleep within minutes. He's a pretty heavy sleeper, but has been known to grumble a bit if he's not comfortable. Don't be surprised if you find him clinging to you while he sleeps.
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Hell yeah dude congrats on the mini human!!! If you’re craving chocolate chip cookies, brownies etc but don’t want to worry about a messy kitchen after, there’s a few ways to make single servings in a mug in the microwave and a few of them don’t use egg if you’re worried about things like salmonella and any other health concerns that come with not using a conventional oven. Also, if you REALLY want another layer of protection, heat treating flour can kill a lot of harmful stuff as well for extra peace of mind. Either spread a thin layer on a cooking sheet and bake at ≈150°C (converted from freedom units lol) for 10 minutes, or you can nuke a bowl of it in the microwave for 30 second intervals, stirring occasionally.
I know when my mom was having my sister years ago, she had to be careful about things that were normally okay before and my dad would take a couple extra precautions when cooking for us.
I’ve also seen packets of Betty Crocker mix in stores marketed as “(X) in a mug” (the blueberry muffins are my favorite personally)
They’re marketed as just “Mug Treats” and so far I’ve seen one with Hot Fudge Brownie, one with Soft Chocolate Chip Cookie, and another with Funfetti.
Whew, sorry for the yapping 😅 I just remembered you mentioned craving chocolate and sweets so I thought I’d share with the class in case you wanted baked goods quickly and without all the mess afterwards.
Congrats again on the pregnancy, and don’t let the bastards get you down👏 you’re doing awesome
THANK YOU this is godsent, omg🙏🏻😭💗
I'll share it for everyone who's also pregnant or just hungry for no reason🫡 this is amazing and easy (and I'm a great cook and baker! I love being in the kitchen) I made one a week ago and then I made 5 more (aka my own mom made them with/for me) and I said it was literally the best thing my taste buds have ever witnessed in that moment. it really hit the spot. we also threw some cherries from a jar in that bih and it's🤌🏻 chef kiss

I should have put some empty mugs around him but this still conveys an accurate picture of what my past few weeks looked like
#love you for the no-egg recipes as I am allergic to eggs!#and a million other things! I rather list the things that my body won't violently reject than the things it will fight as if it's a virus#(I'm not as big; I barely show for some reason)#(which I'm kinda sad about)#(especially bc I feel super pregnant but I don't look like it at 30 weeks unless I wear smth tight or nothing)#but anyway I've been very tired!#no art; not online; just sleeping and eating and honestly chilling#we're almost done with the baby room and then I'll try to get a few more artworks out?#I'm gonna answer other asks soon#I miss a lot of them too bc I get spam-liked to hell here#thank youu again I'm always doing this now!!#villainous#villanos#dr flug#flug#kenning flugslys#vilanesco#villainous dr flug#mpreg#non kink mpreg#domestic mpreg#ask reply#anon ask#fanart#my art#“congrats on the mini human” is now my fav expression I need to remember that#did I mention how tired I am#I'm about to knock out as I write this
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Starscream-sympathetic fic recs
wanted to come up with a better title but unfortunately my brain is soup.
these are in the order I read/bookmarked them. Some stuff I have more memory of than others.
mostly hurt/comfort, angst, and heavy angst because my tastes skew dark. sticking to more canon-adjacent and plotty stuff for this one, but if anyone wants the rest of the stuff, I can make another list. I had 15 pages of Ao3 bookmarks to sort through. :P
Completed Fic
Ternion - continuity soup. Starscream leaves. Thundercracker and Skywarp eventually follow.
Healing touch - TFP. Seeker fanon lore. Knock Out realizes Starscream is touch-starved.
Not weak - G1. Sickfic. Starscream attempts (and fails) to hide that he's sick during a meeting.
Don't fix it - G1. Starscream, his trine, and his voice.
You remember her differently - IDW/G1/continuity soup. Warning: SA/sexual abuse. Starscream and Cryak focused. Really fucked up, painful, and well-written.
An exercise in self discipline - TFP. Warning: EDs/self-harm. Starscream attempts to punish himself after Optimus doesn't.
Bist du lebensmüde? - Armada. Warning: self-harm. Demolishor attempts to help Starscream.
Inspeak - TFP. Starscream has a nightmare. Optimus comforts him.
More worth saving - TFP. Starscream accidentally calls Optimus 'master.'
Skyborne memories - Earthspark. Starscream and Hashtag.
This ouroboros will not bite today - Earthspark. A rewrite of What Dwells Within.
The careful undressing of love - Cyberverse. Skystar. A badly injured Starscream is found by Skyfire.
Snared - IDW. Megatron visits, and though Starscream doesn't see him, he still reacts.
He scares me - TFP. Starscream flees the Nemesis with Orion Pax.
A calm rarely savored - continuity soup. Starop. Starscream is expected to interface with Optimus to plant a virus in him, but they both find that they experience attraction in nontraditional ways. Amazing ace rep. Has my soul.
Within the dragon's cage - TFP. Predaking doesn't kill Starscream.
Fire in the spark - TFP. Starscream faces Megatron after switching sides.
Prey turned precious - TFP. Predaking changes his mind about killing Starscream after he sees how tired the other mech is.
I wonder what lives inside you now - G1. Starbee. This fic will tear you apart.
Incomplete Fic
The good, the bad, the Starscream - TFP. Starscream redemption fic.
Too far - continuity soup, as far as I remember. Megatron, as the title says, goes too far and Starscream's trine interferes. Heavy whump.
I can't trust the fall - TFP. Starscream redemption fic.
Requiem for a seeker - Earthspark. This one is fucked up and creepy and captures helplessness so well. I love it.
Trust Me - Earthspark.
Another place, another prison - Earthspark. Starscream redemption.
Malicious compliance - G1. 5+1 fic focused on Starscream protecting his trine.
A silent scream - continuity soup. Starbee. Megatron takes away Starscream's voice--literally.
The little star - TFP. Starscream age-regresses. Words cannot express how much I love this fic.
Shine - TFP. Starscream is immortal, with Breakdown and Knock Out as witnesses.
The fallen angel - continuity soup. Starscream is cast out of the Decepticons and ends up with the Autobots.
Beyond our horizons - continuity soup (but mostly G1).
Oneshot Series
The 'Trine leader' series - continuity soup. Series is marked as incomplete. Fanon Seeker stuff (specifically fanon trine dynamics, which are the basis of the first oneshot). Thundercracker kills Megatron.
The 'the life of his that breaths' series - IDW. another one marked as incomplete that can be read in part or in whole.
The 'call an optimist' series - G1/continuity soup. Warning: Non-con. Starscream shows Skyfire what love means to him. It isn't right.
Chasing planes - TFP. Breakdown talks to Starscream after recalling that he was the only Decepticon who tried to save him.
#transformers#starscream#fic recs#the 15 pages was just stuff tagged with Starscream akshakakjd#most of the stuff I omitted was Straight Up Kink or strayed too far from the theme#I'm a 'likes it when my blorbos have a bajillion interpretations/depictions' guy so this list is focused around a specific angle of Screamer
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