#king louis xvi was asexual
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#king louis xvi was asexual#okok hear me out#it took him 7 years to have kids after marriage#and yeah i know he had some disease or smthn#but he also never took a mistress#and showed disinterest in sex#like in the marriage bed#he didn't try ykwim#they said he was not interested#and he only had kids after ppl were forcing him to#and also they ate a lot of bread#so he wouldve loved garlic bread#im going insane ignore me#eunoia annoys '♡'
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General Info
Name: The Embodiment of CHAOS
Nicknames:
CHAOS
Chaos
True CHAOS
Entropy
Pronouns: He/Him
Age: 2036 y/o
Gender: Agender
Sexuality: Asexual/Aromantic
Species: Embodiment
Place Of Birth: 12 km from Bethlehem
Current Home: Chaotica
Appearance
Of varying heights, but always considered at or below average male height. A smoky black body that only allows the skeleton and other notable parts to be visible. A red fox head; tall, spiky, cyan hair; white gloves; brown cowboy hat; red sonic shoes; and black ring on his middle finger.
Personality
CHAOS is incredibly honest, only saying things how he sees them. In fact, it’s gotten him in trouble with early humanity due to his openly apathetic nature towards being “male”. The only reason he even uses male pronouns is because his host has only ever been biological males. He will change his pronouns to the proper pronouns of his host if it turns out they’re trans. Other than his apathy and honesty, CHAOS is extremely loving of the people around him, and he’s been known to give people gifts for no reason other than to see a smile. The only two people he cannot stand are his brother, Disorder, and his dad, The Devil. Disorder and CHAOS hate each other so much that 9 times out of 10, it’s on sight. And by on sight, I mean deadly weapons already at each other’s throats the moment they lock eyes. The only way they can get along is if their mother scares them into doing so. CHAOS is also known as a good leader of the humans, but a terrible leader of the Embodiments, almost leading them to the destruction of their universe when they faced Eldridge gods that were splinters compared to the Embodiments. Finally, CHAOS is 100% an absurdist, believing that the creation of life, accidental or not, is completely random and unpredictable.
Likes:
Lime Jell-O
Sonic
Life
Dislikes:
Disorder
Anarchy
Disrespect
Known Abilities
Matter Creation
Human Psychology Expertise
Time Manipulation
Gun Expertise
Sword Expertise
Blunt Force Weapon Expertise
Universal language speaker (not written languages)
Relationships
Family:
Mother Nature (Mother)
The Embodiment of Disorder (Brother)
The Devil (Father)
Cassidy (Wife)
Scramble (Son)
Friends/Allies:
God
Jesus
Dr. Müller
Enemies:
Disorder
The Devil
Lucifer
Backstory
Born six years before Jesus, CHAOS appeared in a random desert for seemingly no reason. It’s only later that he learned that Jesus was born twelve miles from him. CHAOS would go around making random things happen for what seemed to be no reason other than for creation’s sake. He would make lightning, causing him to experience his first death. Twelve years later, he found himself within the head of some random twelve year-old, only being able to tell him what he knew. When the boy eventually turned 13, CHAOS could appear as himself, so long as the boy was wet. CHAOS would go through this thing several hundreds of times, getting hosts like Genghis Khan, King Louis XVI, and Franklin Delano Roosevelt. About 500 years ago from our time, CHAOS would begin a country that was ever changing that could adapt to the people’s needs as time went on. The country would be called Chaotica, and it would be fully run by the Embodiments, never allowing for people to run for any kind of office higher than “Mayor”. This actually turned out to work extremely well, giving freedoms to people that would be considered ahead of their time. CHAOS is now laying mostly dormant, trying to lead the country of Chaotica to keep his people afloat.
Fun Facts
CHAOS made a separate island off the coast of Chaotica that is reserved for his creations only called “Kiwi Island” after the prominent kiwi bird and kiwi fruit population.
CHAOS accidentally introduced people to the idea of furries by having a fox head.
CHAOS accidentally made Fireball liquor by spilling some fermented cinnamon brown sugar into whiskey.
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So I have an Emperor in my story in a world inspired by 1600s - early 1800s europe and I was wondering what could be a ok reason for him to pretend to have a mistress (he treats her as a mistress but doesn't sleep with her or particularly like her)? He is married but has no kids.
Well he might be gay or asexual and she's an extra beard or perhaps it's a propaganda thing and having a mistress allows him freedom to seem like the perfect masculine King (people believed the more the King fucked, the more of a man he was and it made the country look good). Louis XVI was actually ridiculed for having no mistresses during his reign.
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Louis XVI of France (deceased)
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Reports of being asexual
DOB: 23 August 1754
RIP: 21 January 1793
Ethnicity: French
Occupation: King of France
#Louis XVI#asexual history#lgbtqia#asexual people#asexual representation#male#asexual#1754#historical#rip#white#aristocrat#royalty#popular post#popular
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