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I hate having gender neutral restrooms at work because men always pee on the floor

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I mentioned to a friend that I always related to werewolves because I often feel like a monster after a meltdown, and he told me it was the most autistic thing I’ve ever said

If that’s the case I guess I gotta up the ante…

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A werewolf who works in their local national park bcos they feel like it's their territory who gets really mad about littering by day and single handedly keeps the deer population at a manageable level by night

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silly werewolf transformation

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love when werewolf transformation is shown as painful. hell yeah baby i want to become my true self and i want it to hurt

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Pretty enough to fuck but not pretty enough to love or something

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COMPLETELY unrelated to my blog but I HATE the employees in the perfume section of Macy’s. This lady snaps at me for grabbing the test strips that are plainly sitting out on the counter, and then proceeds to mispronounce the names of all the perfumes, and tell me they didn’t have Burberry her elixir when I was literally looking right at it. Perfume employees in general in my opinion just don’t know shit and they talk down on me like I’m stupid because I’m wearing a casual outfit in the mall, and have pimple patches on. They always act like you’re stealing something and they act so pretentious. This whole rant is just because one lady was rude to me and it ruined my whole day.

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Robot girl who's piss smells like gasoline x puppy girl who loves the smell of gasoline

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Stop sexualising penises, they are for peeing >:(

Joke’s on you, we’re also sexualizing peeing

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woaw she’s peeing so hard, i’m so proud of her (staring out the window at a thunderstorm)

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dj piss kink wants everyone to grab another drink before the next set :)

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Thank you @uhtceara and everyone who got me to 250 reblogs!

Yeah this will do numbers on robokisser tumblr

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obsessed with the idea of a letting a guy grind on my leg to help keep from pissing but then he accidentally makes himself cum in the process 😫😫 like we’re laying on the bed together, the bathroom’s occupied, and he’s gotta go baddd, and what kind of boyfriend would i be if i didn’t help him out a little, right? so i let him wrap his shaky legs around my thigh and he ruts his hips up against it, little moans and whimpers leaving his lips at the relief, barely aware of how hard he’s getting from the feeling of all the pressure inside him and the friction from my leg right on his cock. but, oh, fuck, it feels too good, and he’s suddenly losing control of his pace, his muscles tightening up in his abdomen, having to bury his face into my shoulder to keep quiet. the dumb baby thinks it’s just because of how bad he has to go, but his breath starts to hitch, and “fuckfuckfuck– oh, no!” he leans forward, hand racing to grip the bottom of my shirt for something to hold onto as he spills over into his jeans, his eyes wide with panic, thinking he’s pissing himself, until he feels the sweet, jolting release throughout his twitching cock and stains the inside of his jeans with his cum.

extra points if the toilet is open by the time it’s over but he’s too exhausted from the orgasm to move fast enough and ends up uncontrollably letting go all over the bed. maybe he would’ve made it if he hadn’t been such a slut 💕💕