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Stop sexualising penises, they are for peeing >:(

Joke’s on you, we’re also sexualizing peeing

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woaw she’s peeing so hard, i’m so proud of her (staring out the window at a thunderstorm)

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dj piss kink wants everyone to grab another drink before the next set :)

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Thank you @uhtceara and everyone who got me to 250 reblogs!

Yeah this will do numbers on robokisser tumblr

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obsessed with the idea of a letting a guy grind on my leg to help keep from pissing but then he accidentally makes himself cum in the process 😫😫 like we’re laying on the bed together, the bathroom’s occupied, and he’s gotta go baddd, and what kind of boyfriend would i be if i didn’t help him out a little, right? so i let him wrap his shaky legs around my thigh and he ruts his hips up against it, little moans and whimpers leaving his lips at the relief, barely aware of how hard he’s getting from the feeling of all the pressure inside him and the friction from my leg right on his cock. but, oh, fuck, it feels too good, and he’s suddenly losing control of his pace, his muscles tightening up in his abdomen, having to bury his face into my shoulder to keep quiet. the dumb baby thinks it’s just because of how bad he has to go, but his breath starts to hitch, and “fuckfuckfuck– oh, no!” he leans forward, hand racing to grip the bottom of my shirt for something to hold onto as he spills over into his jeans, his eyes wide with panic, thinking he’s pissing himself, until he feels the sweet, jolting release throughout his twitching cock and stains the inside of his jeans with his cum.

extra points if the toilet is open by the time it’s over but he’s too exhausted from the orgasm to move fast enough and ends up uncontrollably letting go all over the bed. maybe he would’ve made it if he hadn’t been such a slut 💕💕

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Yeah this will do numbers on robokisser tumblr

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distance as a reality sucks shit i should be having an ill-advised overly handsy emotionally codependent homoerotic frienduationship with many of you but you live in fucking whoville

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"Testosterone will turn you into a violent pervert", do you fucking promise????

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Confession time...

Please re-blog this if it is okay to anonymously confess a fantasy to you.

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YES IM INTO OMORASHI GOSH like im still cool as fuck okay omg

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i always feel like i wouldnt like being called mommy but then i think about a sub desperately rutting against my hand and shakily moaning "please mommy" and then its like oh okay there goes that feeling

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The need to be put in a sex crazed state, eyes hazy from want. Heavy breaths and needy whimpers while twitching on your tigh. You telling me what a pathetic little slut I am with an amused grin on your face, and me repeating every degrading word you say.

Yes, I'm a pathetic little slut

I'm a silly whore, please let me come

Please, I'm such a airheaded, needy mess, pls pls pls, let me come on your tigh

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I'm totally not thinking about grinding on someone's bulge. whining and moaning like a stupid slut begging for more…..that would be crazy

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pretty boys that grind against anything they can when theyre desperate. pretty boys that just sit there and let themselves get annoyingly hard until they leak into their boxers and their hips are unconsciously twitching into the air for any friction they can get. pretty boys that mindlessly suck on a pretty girls fingers and grind their bulge against her leg just because she said so

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Feeling so hot thinking about getting teased all over and he's so needy to feel my warm wetness he practically begs to put just the tip..agreeing makes him moan out at the feeling and eventually he cannot take it anymore. He mutters a "Mm'sorry" before pushing in deep without much of a warning