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forbidding-souda · 2 years ago

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Can i request headcanons about kyoko and mahiru with an S/O who is like izuru kamukura?

Kyoko Kirigiri and Mahiru Koizumi with a S/O who is like Izuru Kamukura headcanons

these are my favorite type of requests

BRUH IN REFERENCE TO THE THING I TALKED ABOUT IN THE A/N IN YESTERDAYS POST LIKE WHY IS MY HEART STILL BEATING SO FAST EVERYONE OF HIS FRIENDS IS TALKING ABOUT HIM AND POSTING PHOTOS OF HIM FROM THEIR SHOW YESTERDAY I'M LIKE GONNA FAINT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I MISS HIM UGH

currently listening: KING CRAB SEAFOOD BOIL MUKBANG | LOBSTER TAILS SEAFOOD BOIL MUKBANG | ASMR EATING | MUKBANG

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-Mod Souda

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Kyoko Kirigiri

❤ She likes the fact that she doesn't have to pretend to be something she's not. This is in the sense that whenever she's around people who are outgoing and extroverted, she feels an annoying urge to stop being the outcast, and this results in her completely leaving the situation. She should not have to conform for people to like her, and you don't care about the way she is.

❤ You know better than to correct her on something investigation-based. She will figure out the case anyway, plus it annoys her. You just stare at those pretty eyes of her as they phase in and out of reality. She's always been a hard thinker.

❤ Something you do that does freak her out a little bit is when you just sit in the living room and stare at the wall. She comes home to find you like this, almost as if you don't know what to do without her. The outside world is boring, anyway. You don't go out unless you have something truly important to do, and she knows that, so in the times she's come home and you weren't there it stresses her out, because what on Earth would you consider important?

❤ ^ Getting her flowers after you predict she's going to be stressed and easily annoyed lol.

❤ But just in general, you never complain about how boring something in relation to her is. If the thing isn't in relation to her, and you complain about it being boring, she'll probably agree with you.

❤ When it comes to you committing illegal activities, she will never realize it's you since you know all of her tricks and all of her processes. You have the perfect skillset in terms of having the ability to frame somebody else.

Mahiru Koizumi

❤ She likes brushing your cheek with her hand whenever she tells you to lighten up. Sometimes you'll even lean into her touch.

❤ The two of you have that relationship where she (in a positive way) feels as if it's the 'treats everyone like ass but treats me good so I feel special' dynamic. Whenever you do something kind for her she automatically melts.

❤ ^ Like when she broke her camera and then like five minutes later you just hand her another one.

❤ "Woah! Uhm... where did you get this from?"

❤ Walks away.

❤ She tries to get you to smile all the damn time for pictures. You don't give her the satisfaction because to be fair, you consider it a bit amusing. She gets so flustered at your lack of compliance.

❤ When it comes to hypothetical criminal activity, you don't bother hiding it from her, because she isn't going to do much beyond scold you like a mother and pull you by the ears.

❤ She is skeptical of you rather often but it's not as if it affects her feelings towards you (in the bad way). She thinks the world of you.

❤ And you keep her away from all harm. Whenever she goes out on commissions you literally stalk her the entire time. It's not that you can't just predict danger (bc of course you can), you just like looking at her 'natural self'.

❤ She is a lot softer less complacent when she is with you.

#kyoko kirigiri x reader #mahiru koizumi x reader #x reader #danganronpa #izuru kamukura

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4filen0tfound4 · 2 years ago

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Hi my brother is forcing me to watch king crab asmr mukbangs again. I fucking hate it here

#ty has something to say #CRYINGG SHITTING SCREAMING LET ME OUT OF HERE

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themonotonysyndrome · 3 years ago

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REDACTED verse - A dinner and a show

Prompt: any | any | competition

Word Count: 2,460

Author/Team: LadyMonotone

Fandom/Original: Redacted ASMR (Vincent Solaire/Lovely)

Rating: T

Triggers: Explicit implications

Summary: It's a tradition within the Solaire Clan that the King would visit his progenies from time to time. Tonight, Will is coming over to Vincent & Lovely's apartment for dinner. What's not a tradition is the karaoke competition that comes afterwards.

ConCrit: Y

I don’t know what happened. This oneshot just went out of my control but I had so much fun writing it today! I hope you guys enjoyed it!

Also, I just realised that all the characters in my oneshots have been eating lately. Oh my god, I got so hungry when I was writing them that I subconsciously includes food in some of the scenes 😭 Food is my love language so I guess it’s cute that the bois and their lovers would sit down and eat together.

That being said, I hope you guys will crave Korean food as much as I am in this oneshot! 😅

“Vincent? I need your help. Can you tell me what’s Will's favourite colours?”

“Lovely - ”

“Because I have some formal outfits in our closet, but they don’t mean shit if Will hate the colours.”

“Lovely, hang on - ”

“Is he allergic to perfumes? Colognes? I have some soft-scented bottles that should be Vampire-friendly! I think? Most of them are floral though… oh! Does he have a favourite flower? Do you think I should buy some before he comes over?”

“What? No, Lovely, I think you’re working yourself up - ”

“I know you bought some blood bags for dinner but do you think we should cook some food too? Does Will like to eat? Shit, I knew I should have bought some groceries yesterday after class!”

“You’re not listening to me at all, Lovely…”

“We have to clean up the whole place too. I don’t know how our furniture gets so dusty so quickly! I just wiped them down a few days ago!”

“...”

“Do you think I should do my hair too? It’s a bit of a mess lately; I could use a trim. Does Will - ”

Lovely's eyes widen as a deep kiss suddenly silences them. Their heart pounds when Vincent brings them close to his chest, trapping his lover in his arms. Lovely's eyes flutter close when he pulls away to press butterfly kisses on their neck. They couldn’t help it; they moan and tilt their head back when they feel fangs delicately drag down their tender skin.

“Vincent!” Lovely hisses, not sure for what, though, when Vincent's fangs pinprick where their pulse is.

“Oh? Are you finally with me again, Lovely?” Vincent breathes, loving how their heart begins to beat faster and faster in anticipation. His chest reverberates when he chuckles deeply. “There we go… I have your attention again, little one.”

They grumbled at the unfairness of it all. Just as Lovely knew all of Vincent’s weaknesses and tickle spots, he knew how weak their knees behaved when he pressed his fangs to any parts of his partner's body. Especially down south.

“I’m serious here, Vince.” Lovely whines. “There are so many things we have to do before Will comes over for dinner tonight. I want to make sure everything’s perfect.”

Vincent gives Lovely a deadpan look. They would’ve coo at how adorable he looks if it weren’t for his Vampiric speed and his habit of chucking them onto the bed whenever Lovely is being too stubborn to listen to reason. “Lovely? A question: are you dating my Sire or me?”

Lovely blinks; they didn’t expect that. “Uh, you, duh.”

“Then trust me, as your boyfriend,” Lovely has no idea why Vincent emphasised that last word, but they knew better than to interrupt him when he gets like this. “That everything’s going to be fine. Besides, I told you that while this might look like the whole ‘meeting the parent’ shtick, the relationship between a Sire and their Progeny is way more than that.” He patiently reminds them.

“Well yeah, but he means a lot to you.” Lovely points out. Now, why did Vincent look so surprised at that? “So that means he’s important to me too. That’s why this dinner has to be perfect.”

For a moment, Vincent said nothing. He just stares at them in wonderment.

Lovely let out a surprised squeak when Vincent suddenly crushed them in a hug. “How did I get so damn lucky with you, Lovely?” He murmurs, face buried on top of their head. “Sometimes I think that you’re… too amazing to be real.”

So soft and sweet; that’s Vincent. Lovely lets him cuddle them like his personal teddy bear until he's satisfied.

“Now, I need you to do something for me, Lovely. Do you think you can do it?”

Lovely raise an eyebrow. “Depends on what it is, Vince. I haven’t eaten anything yet, so I can only give you at least four hours in bed - ”

“N-Not that!” Vincent hurries to interject, a brilliant red blush runs across his cheeks despite him being a Vampire. He coughs once to get them on track, playfully glaring at Lovely for trying to distract him. “Geez, Lovely. It’s still way too early for… that. But we're definitely going to revisit that. Anyway, I need you to calm down for a second, OK? Will is a pretty chill guy and an open-minded Sire. He knows how much I love you, so you have nothing to worry about.” He gently assures them, rubbing calming motions up and down Lovely's back.

Lovely could feel their anxiety melts away. Just enough for them to finally breathe again ever since Vincent dropped the bomb that William Solaire will be coming over for dinner tonight.

Apparently, everyone in the Clan knows that the King would visit his Progenies at least once a month to check up on them. Just like how a parent would drop by their children's home for a visit, in Lovely's opinion.

“Ok. You win, baby.” Lovely sighs, loving how his rubbing eases the tense muscles. They arch their back like a pleased, spoiled cat when Vincent messages that spot below their shoulders. “Ooooh, yes, that’s the spot!”

Once Lovely's bones feel like they could melt at any time, they throw Vincent a grateful smile.

“Now, there’s the smile I’ve been missing the whole day!” Vincent teases. “C’mon Lovely, let’s plan for dinner before we take our nap. How do you feel about seafood?”

“Oh, I can go for some seafood. It’s been a while.”

“Spicy steamed crabs with scallops, battered pan-fry oysters and some chilled bowl of rice top with raw salmon and sea bass with slices of your favourite veggies? All Korean-style."

“Hell yes. I think we have all the ingredients for that. Wait. Err, can Will handle spicy food?”

"Uh... I have no idea. Maybe we should hold back on that spicy steamed crabs with scallops just in case."

Ever since the two started living together, Vincent really took a shine when it came to cooking and baking. The idea of providing for Lovely makes him ridiculously happy, and besides, him whipping up healthy and delicious food for them results in much richer and sweeter blood flowing within his lover for him to feed on so… win-win!

As the two of them traverse to the kitchen to start preparing the ingredients for dinner, Lovely slowly gain the confidence that their dinner tonight with Vincent's Sire will turn out alright.

And before both of them knew it, the sun had set.

After a fresh shower, the entire apartment is now spotless (to Lovely's standard), and dinner is served on the table, the doorbell rings.

"I'll get it!" Lovely announce just as Vincent finish putting down the plates. They smoothen out the creases on their clothes, roll their shoulders before taking a deep, calming breath and answer the door. Like a soldier marching towards the battlefield.

Seeing his partner's dramatic reaction, Vincent just shakes his head.

As soon as Lovely opens the door, William Solaire greets them. "Good evening. I hope I'm not too early. The evening traffic has been quite a hassle lately. I figured that even if I'm a bit early, I could help you and Vincent in the kitchen." Will explains. In his arms is a bouquet of white pear blossoms, yellow gladioluses and red tulips. When Lovely stares at them curiously, Will smiles knowingly. "Vincent informed me that you don't drink, so I decided that flowers would be the appropriate gift as oppose to a bottle of champagne."

"They're so pretty." Lovely reply, breathless when they receive the bouquet. "Thank you so much, Will! I'll put them in a vase now. Oh, and please come in." They graciously step aside to let Vincent's Sire in.

While Lovely is busy rummaging for a vase in the storeroom, Will and Vincent make small talks over at the dining table. Vincent passes the ancient Vampire a tall glass of blood which Will accept with gratitude.

"Hey, Will. How's it going?"

"I'm fine, Vincent. Thank you for asking." Will reply after dabbing the bloodstain on the corner of his lips. "The Clan is the same as usual; Our Newborn members have finally settled in nicely, much to Sam's relief. I plan to visit them next week."

Vincent tops up Will's empty glass before replying. "That's great to hear." He's about to say something else before a loud bang against the wall in the storeroom stops him. "Uh, Lovely? Is everything OK in there?" He calls out.

"It's fine, it's fine!" Lovely shouts back. "I found the perfect vase for the flowers!"

Vincent groans in exasperation. When Will throws him a confused expression, Vincent is compelled to explain. "Look, Will, Lovely has been freaking out about tonight's dinner the whole day. They think that if it turns out anything but perfect, you're going to be disappointed in them. So just... just play along, alright?"

Will chuckles; his heart warms at the thought that Lovely holds him in such high regard. What an adorable human. "Is that so? Very well then, I will play the perfect guest towards such kind hosts."

And true to his words, when Lovely joins them at the table after putting the vase full of flowers on the coffee table in the living room, Will waste no time in kicking his charm to the max. In between their meal, Will makes sure to compliment Lovely's outfit (which earned him a shy yet pleased blush from Lovely and a jealous kick at his shin from Vincent). He then comments that the spicy steamed seafood dish is his favourite, and when desserts are introduced, Will gently helps Lovely open up by asking about their interests and hobbies.

Will is pleasantly surprised to find one of the many common grounds they share: their love for analysing music.

"I find RM to be one of the most brilliant lyricists in this generation." Will states once his bowl of red bean shaved ice is empty. "His songs are undoubtedly impactful for the youths of today. Not to mention that I'm quite fond of his wordplays."

"You're into K-pop!?" Lovely ask, utterly gobsmacked. Their eyes are wide in shock.

Vincent snorts. "Alexis is a BTS fan. Somehow, she managed to convert Will too."

When Lovely turn to face Will once more, their expression frozen in disbelieve, he adds, "We're planning to catch their concert once the situation permits it."

Will's pop culture admission finally broke the ice. Lovely laughs in delight before launching themselves into an animated conversation about modern music with Will.

However, it wasn't long before their topic suddenly went off the rail when Vincent claimed that he's a better shower singer than Lovely.

"Oh please, Vince, I thought you were dying in the bathroom," Lovely interjects with a roll of their eyes. Vincent splutters at his partner's cruel remark, but Lovely presses on without mercy, much to Will's amusement. He resolutely keeps his mouth shut despite his growing grin slowly making its way up to his face. "Face it, you're tone-deaf. Being a Vampire doesn't magically make you a good singer."

"Those are some fighting words, Lovely. Can you back them up?"

"We can settle this tonight if you want. You and me; we can duke it out in a singing swag off with Will as the judge." Lovey declares with a smirk before they head into the living room. All revved up as if their previous anxiety over dinner had never happened.

"Oh my..."

Vincent turns to Will with a grateful nod. "Thanks for helping them relax. And hey, you don't have to stay if you have some other plans tonight, Will."

Will stares back at his Progeny with a faux, scandalous look on his face, complete with a hand on his chest. "Why, Vincent, where would I be anywhere but here? It's not every day that I get to see you humbled by your lover. Don't think I forget that you were once known as the Playboy of the Solaire Clan."

Shock looks good on Vincent's face. It's cute that he actually forgot how he was before Lovely walks into his life. Oh, Will is going to milk this for all its worth.

"Alright! The system is set up!" Lovely announce from near the TV with a microphone in their hand. "Will, come on! You need to help me prove that Vincent sings like a dying cat. Here, here!"

"Oi, oi! We haven't even started yet!" Vincent rebuke and flits over to grab the spare microphone. "You know what, Lovely? I'm so confident that I'll win this that I'll let you go first."

Lovely grins viciously and accepts his offer. Once Will makes himself comfortable on the couch and signals for them to begin, Lovely open their mouth,

Will couldn't stop smiling as Lovely sings their heart out, and Vincent makes his grand entrance after they're done (singing one of Will's favourite songs in hopes to sway his Sire to his side). Vincent and Lovely are having the time of their life, teasing one another as they sing. Will commits this night into one of his most cherished memories.

*"Dari apa yang aku perhatikan

Manusia mahu senang tapi tak semua mahu berkorban

Dari apa yang mereka katakan

Ada yang jawab jujur tapi selebihnya kuat beralasan..."

However, as the night grows long, Will doesn't have the heart to tell them that they both are horrible singers.

Tonight, it's Sam's turn. Will deliver three knocks on his door before Sam swings it open. He looks exhausted, unamused and seconds away from running out of the house.

"Good evening, Sam."

"Good evening, William. Before you come in, can I ask why my Progenies insist on having a karaoke competition tonight? On the night where they knew you were coming?"

Will begins to smile widely. Both he and Sam could hear a heated argument between Frederick and Bright Eyes from the living room.

"No, you can't sing Bambi, Bright Eyes. I won't allow it! You're going to break the windows!"

"Oh my god, would you let me live, Freddy!?"

"We've been over this; you can't sing! Wait. What are you - put down that microphone - "

Music starts to play at maximum volume, and then,

Sam closed his eyes and sighed deeply and in resignation when Bright Eyes began to sing louder to drown out Frederick's shrieking.

**“Feel it like memalla itteon mam wiro

seumyeodeun danbi

dabi piryo eopji

Because you’re my favourite..."

"I don't know what had happened - and I honestly don't want to know - but I hope you're ready to deal with these two tonight."

"Why, Sam, where would I be anywhere but here?"

These are the English translations & link to the songs that Lovely and Bright Eyes were singing:

*“From what I can see

People want the good life, but are not willing to sacrifice

From what I hear

Some are honest but others are full of excuses...”

**“Feel it like timely rain that seeps into my dry heart

No other answer is needed

Because you’re my favorite...”

#redacted asmr #fanfic #they/them pronouns #gender neutral s/o #vincent solaire #lovely (listener)#william solaire #sam collins #frederick #bright eyes (listener)#pop culture references

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goldemas1244 · 4 years ago

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Heyyyy I have a question :3

Do you have any headcanon/s for these character : Scraptrap, Scrap Baby, Lady Dimistrecu, the three daughter of Lady D, Heisenberg and/or Molten Freddy ? :3

You don't have to do all the proposition, you can choose what character you want to do :3

Have a good day/evening and stay safe ! :3

*Cracks knuckles* \(^v^)/

You already know I'm doing all of them! Thank you for the ask! Headcanons under the cut!

FNaF6

Scraptrap

He loves rice and would do anything to get his paws on it. Fortunately, the pizzeria is quite close to a Chinese restaurant so rice is easy to get.

He orders a rice-based menu at least three times a week, so the owners aren't at all that surprised to see a tuxedo-clad zombie-rabbit come in and ask for their signature fried rice with buttered lobster on the side.

Since he like to dine-in there, he usually asks Michael to give him a bath in exchange for pizzeria improvements. Michael usually shrugs and gives him a well-deserved bubble bath and his tuxedo.

He likes it when Michael gives him head pats and rubs. It makes him feel loved and appreciated.

He has a pet pigeon named Fernando Buschmann. It's German and likes to listen to the violin.

He likes ASMR and memes. ASMR makes him go feral with murderous intent while memes make him question the modern generation.

He has social media accounts, all named "Willton-Moldover". He usually posts cosplays and furry art on them and has 93 followers on his Reddit profile, 1.5 million followers on his Instagram, 550 followers on his Tumblr, 35 on his Snapchat, and 3.95 million on his TikTok.

He also has a YouTube channel with 10.784 million subscribers called "Willton-Gameover". He plays videogames one-handed and roasts popular YouTubers and famous people. He would never roast Keanu Reeves though, because Keanu Reeves is precious bean.

Due to his popularity he gets a lot of hate mail and private pics. He doesn't like them at all so he blackmails the people who post them. And if the media and police are involved? Well, he has a strong fanbase that's not going down as well as a good alibi so that works out well for him.

Yes, his fanbase also knows of the Fazbear Murders, and he admits to it but frankly, he's shown them the approving ghost kids (who've bonded and gamed with him) so that's no big deal. Only Cassidy hates him, but it's usually constipated anger.

He's bisexual and has an ENORMOUS crush on one of his favourite game characters, Karl Heisenberg. Something about that man reminds him of himself and Henry, although he's not sure what. Still, don't let that distract you from the fact that he owns a nude Karl Heisenberg body pillow, CAPCOM official.

Scrap Baby

Her favourite Monster High doll is Draculaura. She doesn't understand how pink goes well with black but oh boy, pink goes so well with black.

She knows how to skateboard like a pro. Despite her weight, her trusty skateboard still stands and, if she falls, she's always got her skates to spare. She likes to impress the boys at the skatepark with her ability to perform even the most difficult of moves with ease.

She's subscribed to fifteen different tabloid subscriptions. She likes to read them and criticize the stupidity of the human race, like her father. Hey, it's hereditary.

The lights in her boobies glow in the dark. They also glow whenever she gets tired.

She likes reading furniture and gardening catalogues. She's judgy of the prices though and usually becomes a full-on critic with Lefty listening.

She owns a crab named Mr. Tootie. No I will not elaborate on the name. I'll only tell you that it's taken a liking to kazoos and party favours.

She's listed as the No. 1 Best Fan of her father's social media accounts. Michael's in nineteenth place but don't worry, he's as emotionless as a mushroom.

She likes to make origami lotuses. She's such a pro at it that she's even got a mini-stall at the pizzeria: 1 lotus for 50 cents. It's a lucrative business, and it's still growing. Oh, and she switches to other origami works of art every week such as origami guns and origami nine-tailed foxes.

She's the Restaurant Rescue manager. Usually she saves kids from trouble. For this reason, yes, she's commonly seen in the pizzeria itself. Kids love her though the claw worries the more irksome parents.

She's a professional Karen dealer. Karen comes to see the manager? She's hypnotically talented in weaving her words through the toughest of craniums so don't be surprised if a Karen walks out with a new viewpoint of life.

She performs on stage on the occasion, which usually gets her a lot of fan love. She cherishes everything good they give but ignores the problematic everythings. Problematic stuff? Oh, she's good friends with the police chief.

Molten Freddy

He loves noodles. Give him a bowl of ramen and he'll shut up for the entire night. Enter him in a noodle-eating competition and his high metabolism rate means absolutely non-stop spaghetti.

He misses Bon-Bon very much. To the point where he's even tried to make a scrap version of him. Sadly, it doesn't work. He cried that day.

He dies inside whenever he finds out there's a spaghetti shortage in Utah. Poor Molten.

He's a bit wonky, but if he tries to play with you or get into your personal space, don't get mad at him! He's just lonely and wants someone to talk to and play with.

He likes to play Exploding Kittens. It's the only card game he's good at. It's also the only card game he owns.

He sees Helpy as a little brother and boops his nose on a daily basis. He also likes to reenact The Lion King with him (It's the ciiiiiircle of liiiiiife~). Hopefully Helpy doesn't mind.

He knows a lot of jokes in a lot of languages. So German-speaking Molten Freddy wouldn't be too far away from expectation. His favourite jokes are in French though; the wordplay is just immaculate.

He's good in French, English, German, Russian, and Malay. He's currently learning Japanese because he's a mega weeb.

His favourite cartoon is Charlie and Lola. He just likes to see the sibling shenanigans as it somehow reminds him of the good old days.

His favourite shows would be prankster shows. He especially loves the ones that give him new and creative ideas. He doesn't like the scary ones though. They make him feel unsafe and give him anxiety.

Surprisingly, he has a distinct taste for opera. He can modulate the remnants of his voice box to perfectly sing I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General. This both pisses off and impresses Henry to an extent.

Resident Evil 8

Lady Dimitrescu

She might act like the opposite but she really loves Heisenberg as her little brother. His determination, strength, speed, dexterity, and workaholic nature impresses her, who can't even fit through a doorway. She sometimes wishes she's as short as him too.

She's an avid collector of glass, porcelain, and anything fragile. It's a good reason to always be careful where you tread in her lair. She'll make you swallow every last shard if you don't.

She's an avid romance fanatic and is very loving towards the romance novels she owns. All those books you see in the in-game library? They're her collection of lesbian romances that she's collected over the past decades.

She doesn't like hats and prefers to stick to the one she wears in-game. She DOES have a collection of hats though. Last anyone counted, there were over fifty, one or two for each decade she's lived through.

She files her nails on a constant basis and owns an ornately decorated nail-clipper. Hygeine is of the utmost importance. She doesn't want to be compared to that filthy Heisenberg.

Despite her size and carefulness she keeps losing her stuff. Over the course of a week she could misplace three wine glasses, two reading glasses, and fifteen bottles of wine.

She's an expert at dodgeball and golf and even owns a lifetime access to the most prolific Country Club in Romania. With permission from Mother Miranda she goes there every year for the yearly party. It's one of the times she gets to see modernity (and Ed Sheeran) at its finest.

She loves bands from the 1920s and 1940s. However, she gets bored of them occasionally and switches them to something more modern, like Ed Sheeran. Seriously though, what is up with mums and Ed?

She's into executions and torture methods. So it's no surprise that she's a HUGE fan of Horrible Histories; even if she can't watch the show, she'll binge-read the books over and over again. She's even had the chance to encounter (and receive an autograph from) Terry Deary. They have sworn a bond not to tell anybody about this.

She loves exotic animals like anacondas and jaguars. She may or may not have owned a 10ft long Saltwater Crocodile (which was also about 5ft wide).

She's an incredible physicist and mathematician. She's also created many original formulae but unsurprisingly, she doesn't tell anyone about them, for fear that either more people may know of her, or that she may be wrong.

Dimitrescu Babes

They can devour an entire human being in mere seconds as flies. It's sort of like the scarab beetles in The Mummy movies. However, unlike the beetles, they are able to strip the bones as well. They leave nothing behind.

They all know how to play the piano with varying levels of success. Daniela can already play professionally while Bela is still stuck on Grade 5.

They love to listen to their mother when she tells them stories. Gotta hand it to 'em, when you're a fly, you know how to enjoy life in its most simple of moments.

They all love being around the hunky Soldats of Uncle Karl. Fortunately, they don't know of the rebellious plan to conquer Miranda.

Bela is bisexual, Cassandra is asexual and pansexual, and Daniela is demisexual.

It gets hard when you're a fly during the summer. If it's not the lizards, spiders, and other predators, it's the heat. Because of this, despite the material waste, they have invented the world's first blood-powered air conditioner.

The three girls have never ever ever touched a stove or oven in their life. They HAVE touched the hot end of an iron though. A good reason to not touch a bloody oven. Alcina has though, but doesn't tell them that.

They love puppies! Uncle Karl brought them a baby labrador. For the rest of the week Alcina had lost quite a bit of favour from them. Not that they minded of course. IT'S A PUPPY.

They don't like snow one bit. Not just because it's cold, but because it's too white. Too bright. Too shiny. They just can't focus on their prey!

They like to go over to Auntie Donna to play with Angie. Well, you know what they say, crazies attract the crazies, and the crazy has attracted the crazies.

They also like to go to Uncle Moreau's because he's the only one in the village with a PS4. Usually they'd spend about three-quarters of a day playing his games and eating his cheese.

Karl Heisenberg

He owns a dark blue armchair named Junkyard. Despite the name, he loves it dearly because it was a gift from Alcina for his twenty-first birthday. It became part of his final transformation too. Right under the hat.

He's a little blind in the right eye, much to his annoyance. It was a minor accident with Sturm; another reason for him to hate the uncontrollable wretch. He'll never live that day down.

Somehow, he sees better in the dark, which is why he wears such tinted glasses. He also wears them to hide his expressions, since, more often than not, he tends to end up wearing his heart on his sleeve, and his emotions in his eyes.

He's under a lot of pressure so it's no surprise that he breaks down in his factory when he knows he's alone. And by break down I mean crumple into an exhausted heap on the floor. Not even his Soldat Jet squad can wake him up until he's had a reasonable eight hours of rest.

He bathes once a day, every evening, but only three times a week. Perfume, tobacco, and cologne keep care of the rest.

He's the only Lord with a daily contact with the outside world due to his electrical abilities. Don't tell Miranda, but he can electrically CONNECT TO GOOGLE AND THE ENTIRE INTERNET IN GENERAL. He likes to play funny YouTube cat videos in his head when Miranda's having a boring meeting. It's also how he finds out that Chris is a boulder-punching asshole.

He does stimming! He likes to tap his fingers on his desk and the metal rails in his factory. He also buys stim toys from the Duke and keeps them in a well-kept box. His favourite is a non-ripping squishable toy duck. He also sings to chill out.

He's absolutely in the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise, and may have once believed in the pizzeria's existence. Come on, he's a mutated Overlord with magical magnet powers. Children souls stuck inside animatronics isn't too far-fetched of an idea. His favourite characters are the Funtimes and the Scraps, mainly because of the blueprint complexity. He HAS tried to replicate the animatronics in his spare time, but he's usually too busy with his Soldats so the project gets scrapped. He loves The Living Tombstone's songs and remixes though.

He doesn't like William Afton at all (though he marvels at his survivability). William's nature and habits remind him of Mother Miranda. He DOES however enjoy Michael Afton and often thinks how it would be absolutely amazing to have that resilient being in his Soldat army.

He's scared of what lurks below the watery depths and fire. Ironic because his brother is a literal fish and he works in one of the most hazardous fire-conducting environments. He's also scared of heights, though he doesn't get airsick.

He once died due to a killing electric shock whilst working on Sturm. It's the only time he's felt that sort of pulsing agony and also the first time he's had the confirmation that yes, Hell is real and yes, he'll end up in quite a dark pit in it. Or it could've been an electric dream, who knows? Anyways his soul apparently ran towards the opposite direction of the flames and he woke up alive after the passing of FIVE ENTIRE WEEKS. Oh boy did Alcina get worried when she couldn't find him.

Thank you for the ask! I hope you enjoy!

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bitch-im-your-biggest-nightmare · 4 years ago

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Hey shut the fuck up I’m trying to whisper! [Cr1tiKal x ASMR!Youtuber!Reader]

Warning: Swearing (obviously) Summary: Being an ASMR YouTuber and living with Cr1tiKal is hard. Request: No A/N: This was gonna be a Corpse x Reader oneshot but decided that my page needed more Cr1tiKal. I thought the idea of a ASMR YouTuber would be fun to write so here we are! No tags yet but p l e a s e ask if you wanna get tagged in Cr1tiKal writings. I needa fill that tag list up lmao. Also, the asmrist in this video does mukbang asmr- which is basically someone eating for an audience. FYI: C/N=Channel name

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Y/N was very well-known in the asmr/mukbang side of the internet. She was known as C/N, and had eight million subscribers on YouTube. She made videos at least twice a week, and loved it. But the problem was, he lovely (and chaotic) boyfriend Charlie was also a YouTuber. We all know the legendary Cr1tiKal, the guy who isn’t afraid to drop sex jokes and f bombs on a website where it is an obvious rule to not dop sex jokes and f bombs. Charlie hated mukbangs and ASMR videos- especially the eating ASMR videos- well.. Y/N did those kinds of videos.

Y/N tried to do her videos when Charlie wasn’t home. Charlie is also the reason her upload schedule is uncommon in the mukbang community. Usual if you do ASMR, you have videos out everyday. But Y/N can only get videos out twice a week at random times. She doesn’t hate this schedule, but her fans would like for her to post more.

Even if Charlie hates the fact she does mukbangs and does not like the concept of mukangs at all- he still loves her. He loves the fact that when she has food shipped, she gets double of it so Charlie can have some. Because of her, he was opened up to a whole new rainbow of different kinds of foods from different cultures.

Dango, mochi, kimchi, kasha, macarons, ramen, sushi, pocky, cheese filled corn dogs, gelatin desserts, crepe cake, king crab, octopus, crab, you name it. Y/N will buy and order all kinds of unique foods and eat them for her channel. She always gets extra so Charlie can try some and give his opinion.

But even if Charlie gets free food, he still likes to interrupt Y/Ns videos every once in a while. Well.. no. All. The. Time. One day, Charlie pissed her off so much she straight up got her cameras and her food, and left the house and went to her friends house. There, she was able to eat her food in piece and share her food with her friend.

Though Y/N running away for hours worried and upset Charlie so he was silent and kinda sad throughout his whole entire stream. The worry and fear of her not coming back really unsettled him and after the stream he immediately called you in a panic. There was a very loud sigh of relief when you picked up.

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“Hey guys!” Y/N whispered into the mic, “Welcome back to my channel. Today we will be eating Macarons, rainbow crepe cake, mochi, and jello spheres.” There was a colorful assortment of pastel macarons, a nice crepe cake, two pieces of pink mochi, and three light pink jello spheres. The platter with blossom tree petals and mini pink roses. It was aesthetically pleasing, just how Y/N liked it.

She began to eat, munching down on a yellow macaron first. Her microphone was very expensive and it worked very well for ASMR videos. She got through three macarons before Charlie decided to be loud while streaming Among Us.

“OH!” Charlie shouted.

Y/N sighed, waiting for a second before eating another macaron. This time, she got to the crepe cake before she was disturbed again.

“I SAW HIM MEDBAY! I SAW HIM IN MEDBAY!” Charlie shouted, making you regret having your recording room right next to his.

Y/N smiled to the camera, though you looked frustrated and looked perfect to be on one of those ‘watch people die inside’ videos. She was looking forward to this video, but Charlie was making it very hard. Like always.

Y/N chose to ignore Charlie, taking a sip of G-Fuel out of her sponsor, the coldest water bottle. She wasn’t sure if cotton candy g-fuel was supposed to be in this water bottle, but she didn’t care. While finishing her crepe cake, Charlie rudely interrupted her again.

“OOHH! That was HUGE!” He yelled even louder than the first time. Y/N swore that the entire house shook. She let out a frustrated sigh and stood up, running over to where Charlie was.

She bursted the door in and yelled “Hey shut the fuck up I’m trying to whisper!!”

Charlie looked at you and grinned, then he looked back at the screen and typed into the chat on Among Us. “Sean you owe me 10 bucks now.” he typed. Then he looked back at you, “I knew you would get angry.”

Y/N gasped, stepping more into the room. “I- You- Wh- You just fuckin’ love to annoy me, huh?!”

“Well no, but actually yes.” Charlie replied, and you sighed.

“You know what? That's it. I’m not sharing my macarons.” Y/N said, walking out of the room and slamming the door shut. You hear a muffled “Waaait! Nooo!” from Charlie. He loves macarons.

Even through all this fury and annoyance, she still cracked a smile. Even if Charlie is the most annoying person on the planet, she still loved the man.

Now shes gotta go hide these macarons-

#cr1tikal #penguinz0 #cr1tikal x reader #cr1tiKal x Y/N #youtube #mukbang #asmr #fanfiction #oneshot

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citylightsrpmemes · 4 years ago

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Things Said By My Friends On Discord Part 2

[ be sure to specify on multis || feel free to change is necessary ]

“Not the tortilla press!”

“I was lead to believe that [insert profession] were a different subspecies of human.”

“Two trucks: Having sex.”

“I will not shut up and in fact go on for two more paragraphs.”

“I fucka you good.”

“We are haunted by the star trek catgirl twitter.”

“I know that because I’m gay!”

“Time to do some SPEED.”

“Get your weird kink out of my good Christian Trader Joe’s.”

“Imagine an emo Trader Joe’s, if you will.”

“I’m not a shrimp, I’m a king.”

“They fistbump after sex.”

“Two dilfs having sex by lemon demon.”

“I’m terrified of salad and I will not explain why.”

“Eat your salamander bread, your father put a lot of anger into it.”

"People look at me like I'm an idiot a lot but I'm always right."

“Kidnapping? Don’t be so dramatic!”

“God, our brains are too big.”

“She’s miserable here in the godless Two Trucks future.”

“Well if fanfics have told me anything--”

“Jokes on you, now I have a boner.”

“Sorry I said that.”

“Which is actually a hot take in this economy.”

“December 27th. Assigned fat ass homosexual at birth.”

“A rare appearance by my ‘romanticizing the government’ brain today.”

“Ah! Ass!”

“You’re too young and too smart to become a thembo.”

“You can bring a kinnie to water but you cannot make them kin.”

“I really like that he brought the drip on the day he died.”

“It’s three hundred words how horny can it be.”

“What are y’all furries up to now.”

“We are two gays being homophobic.”

“I guess you could say that really was a no nut November.”

“We’re not gonna fucking impale my horse, right?”

“Is that a FUCKING crème brulee?”

“This is so inconvenient to me specifically.”

“Babies are no thoughts, head empty.”

“Yeah! They agree on the daddy issues!”

“Signs point to badly.”

“Humans are cowards to unevolve penis bones.”

“Wanna see a racoon penis bone.”

“Dictators! That’s so much worse than gamestop!”

“February fourth, a day that will live in infamy.”

“Gotta hype it up! Crab rave before sex get hyped for boning!”

“Crab rave stays on during sex!”

“You’re all out of your own blood? Shit I hate when that happens.”

“This is why I don’t let people touch my blood.”

“Well. That includes his penis.”

“Lobotomize that little bitch!”

“Hey are you having a good day because I’m here to ruin it.”

“I have been perceived!!”

“The ten thousand hour rule but make it Jesus.”

“Thinking about that WAM (wet ass mushroom).”

“This is my ASMR suffering chart.”

“I am crying because Taio Cruz.”

“Oh dude I am going to make this suck so much for you.”

"WOAHHH THAT IS RIGHT IN SOME MAN'S ASSHOLE I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT ANYMORE!”

#rp meme #rp memes #rp prompts #sentence starters #roleplay starter #mod leo

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beatles-lover24 · 4 years ago

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another asks thing that no one asked for

red: describe your favorite shirt band merch tshirts from cotton on

orange: if you could, would you change your eye color? why? to what color, if so? maybe green because it’s pretty

yellow: name of an artist you think is underappreciated the killers

green: do you have a favourite flower? sunflower🌻

blue: preferred type of weather? early march (fall/autumn where i live)

purple: a poem you think describes your closest friend i’m not a writer but our colours are purple and green we love bubble tea i pretend to be vego for you we share a love for music, for that is how we met @alsodragon

magenta: do you keep your fingernails long or short? short bc piano and it happens to be a gay stereotype

turquoise: favorite sea animal? crabs are pretty cool

fuchsia: favorite land animal? zoo animal, giraffes. other animal, cats

cyan: are you religious? spiritual? karma and reincarnation is cool. i don’t eat meat on good friday and i believe only chocolate eggs should be given on easter. it’s not an excuse to spoil kids.

sea green: can you fold a fitted sheet? no lol

violet: are you a part of the lgbt+ community? ya girl is grey-ace // panromantic

amber: what's saved as your phone's lockscreen? my cats and a pic of @alsodragon and i

aqua: do you thrift? sometimes

pink: what's your natural hair color? blonde

beige: have any pets? what're their names? 2 cats. chai and poppy

black: would you ever try going vegetarian or vegan? yeah if i dated @alsodragon 😂

coral: an animal you wish hadn't gone extinct tazzie tiger

grey: how many languages do you speak? do you want to learn any more? i can read and sing italian, german and french. i can understand some maltese.

maroon: do you care for clothing brands? only because of quality of the clothes, not to be materialistic

rose: favourite scent on a person? floral

charcoal: have you ever been camping? yeah a few times

claret: do you play an instrument? do you want to learn to play any? piano, guitar and i sing. i study music ahahaha

copper: gold or silver jewelry? gold earrings and rings, silver necklaces

cream: any piercings or tattoos? do you want any? doubles in my ears

salmon: how many pairs of sunglasses do you own? only 1 because prescription sunglasses are expensive

ebony: would you ever want to play a game on television? (jeopardy, family fued, etc) no way. too embarrassing

indigo: have you ever lived on a farm? no

emerald: if you had the option, would you choose to move and live in another country? which one? germany or the uk

lavender: relationship status? single pringle

erin: what was/is your best school subject? music, obviously

mauve: any unpopular opinions? i don’t think so

fulvous: another name you think would suit you idk, i guess some other name that is never on souvenirs

coconut: a subject you enjoy learning about music therapy

frost: a -core you enjoy cottage core

porcelain: a tv show you used to love packed to the rafters

fawn: any interesting family stories? my parents got divorced when i was 4, i have a half brother, my dad has been married 3 different times. pretty boring tbh

gold: do you wear your socks mismatched? never

honey: your thoughts on magic- does it exist? nah

rust: form of art you enjoy doing? music

ginger: any sideblogs? nope

cherry: YouTubers you enjoy watching? beatles or queen ‘crack’ or bloopers, mukbang asmr videos

wine: do you have a 'type' ppl that play piano and sing, autistics, girls

mahogany: your sun, moon, and rising signs aries, cancer and taurus i think

blood: twin beds, queen, or king? queen

hot pink: did you/do you had/have strong feelings against the color pink? it’s fine. i prefer pastel or baby pink

plum: a food you've never tried venison

lilac: dogs, cats, or fish? cats

amethyst: do you collect anything? scrunchies and socks

mulberry: earbuds or headphones? both at different times

azure: jean jackets? YES. with pins

teal: have a job? i did pre covid lmao

denim: kill the spider or take it outside? outside

sapphire: do you think you can sing well? i mean, i’m a professional singer so yeah i guess

mint: favourite flavour of gum? none

pecan: shuffle your playlist, what's the first song that comes up? strawberry fields forever

penny: icecream or cake both

ash: can you do your own makeup? no

jade: ever written fanfiction? no

grape: how many blogs do you follow? many

umber: do you brush your teeth before you eat? no

chestnut: type of phone you have samsung

prussian blue: what's your first choice at the vending machine chips or chocolate

aquamarine: beach or pool pool

brass: least favorite food condiment ketchup

mustard: how much sugar in your tea/coffee? 1 in coffee, half in tea

silver: ever broken a bone? no

rose quartz: rings or necklaces both

onyx: do you still play Minecraft? never played

burgundy: ever ridden a motorcycle? no

scarlet: favorite holiday destination: vanuatu public holiday: christmas i guess

apricot: opinion on 3 in 1 body wash/hair wash no thanks

platinum: do you follow politics? not really

magnolia: your Instagram handle? nah

#me #more ask bullshit

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