#kinda me

[melty-heart]

hey

[churlishopossum]

Yes, I am alive, but you’d all currently much rather see Shrimp’s visage believe me 🖤

[averil-of-fairlea]

An AI interpretation of my face! The hair, teeth and skin tone are wayyyyy off, but the cheekbones and dimples are accurate.

[cellophane-wasp]

Androgyny is the ultimate fuck you (and is sexy as hell)

We owe fat LGBT people everything

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[yumenikkii]

just another average day in gravity falls

[shamefulzombie]

Not Perfect

[sapphosdickandballs]

5 sexiest things a woman could wear

Full suit of armor

Just an oversized teeshirt

blood of her enemies

leather jacket

Super cool sword on her back

[1000fingers]

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

[mintaii]

had to draw him

[marsstarsdoesart]

"doesn't it make you feel wrong, how they treat you?!" the young girl asked, grabbing the knife from the boy. "you're not a monster, no matter what they say. you live, just as we do."

the boy sighed, patting the child's head. "i do feel wrong, little one. but i can do nothing about it. a star is born and goes through no change."

"but it's human to change!" pleaded the girl, trying to convince them to stay.

"and i am no human." said the starboy, already drifting to the heavens.

[ruporas]

don’t worry about me. goodbye, big brother

[kitsu-katsu]

A group of queers of all types is a pride

A group of aces is a deck

A group of aros is a quiver

A group of trans women is a code-camp

A group of enbies is a byte

A group of bi people is a tandem

A group of pan people is a panic

Thank you for coming to my wilderness documentary

[itsscaredycat]

the truth is stranger than my own worst dreams

oh the darkness got a hold on me

[sanct1f1ed]

favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

[the-vengeful-demon]

The way my jaw dropped