#kinda like how monch was at first

[adairtrashart]

im counting it in the cotltober stuff because i consider the mushrooms to be somewhat a different character and sozo ate the mushrooms so plot (also ive been working on this for a while and just now got it done so theres that too)

(also the mushrooms dialogue is literally just the mushroom tumblr post)

day one you are who you eat

[cconfusedkat]

Spooky month means spooky ideas and spooky ideas ??? Lead to AU's!! >:-D i was dwelling on it for a few months and wasn't really sure on how i wanted to create this up?? But nonetheless i managed :-]

"Vampyres of the Old Faith" is an AU centered around the sudden uprise of vampyr (which are the Bishops in this case) and the vampyre hunters intend to stop this revolt before it gets any worse !! This takes place in the eaaaarly 2000's ,,, so it's a modern au ,,, and is a little funny to consider that the vampyr are Old as hell and arent adapted well enough to modern society 😭😭

YIPPEE Now that i got that down here are the four main vampyres :-3c there is a Green Coven, Golden Coven, Blue Coven, and Purple Coven. Each vampyre is able to shapeshift into smaller forms—like how a vampyre can change into a bat—these four can turn into different animals !! Theyve all been alive for different amounts of time, yet 300 years ago they all managed to find eachother and create a pact of vampyr covens!!

Leshy is Def known as the cruelest and invasive one,, he does happen to be the only one to mess with the shaping and mirroring of reality,,,, which honestly is concerning the most 😭 throughout history people have claimed they've seen "a big tree creature walking and taking people's skin" ,,,, So the eldritch rumors are NOT very helpful for him-

Originally i wanted to give heket a hellhound form but i actually liked the snake form better :-] !! Deciding her outfit was a little complicated but ,,, i think it turned out well ? Hekets known for being the most angry and cold vampyre. Despite , yknow, using fire magick . HELP

Kallamar o kallamar !!! She is a siren and she stays only in the water :-) if her siblings needs to speak to her then they make sure to have a water circle in the middle of their meeting room so they can all talk with her there,,, kallamar is known for her manipulative tactics and ways of persuasion which help her catch and convert people into vampyrism

Lastly is our main coven leader Everyone knows that built up the ideas for a vampyre uprising would be none other thann Shamura 👍👍👍 known for their sadistic self and invincibility , using wind magick to get away with a variety of things in a literal snap of a finger ,,, because of being a vampyre longer than all of them they're uniquely the one with sensitivity to blood?? They can still take blood but they dont drink it as often as the other three do (minus the way leshy does it because he literally latches himself onto a victim's shoulder with his mouth ,,,, )

With all the vampyres in mind who are our hunters ???

Well here's the first three bigshots of the company >:-D Sozonius has been hunting and obtaining information about vampyr for years, narinder is fairly new to vampyr bounty hunting yet still exceeded the expectation of a regular bounty hunter (surprisingly the strongest 23 year old), and lamb only recently started researching the vampyr after they lost their mother to vampyrism,, they are mainly known for being a detective and trying to help people out with finding their lost family members or attempting to help revert a vampyr they found back into a mortal !!!!

The company (which im,,,, Honestly not sure of a name about still 😭 i dont know what to call it) has been a benefit to society more than they realize. The unmentioned references happen to be Forneus and Monch. The head scientist is Monch, and Forneus IS the founder of the company to hunt down vampyres! Shes lost her family to vampyrism all the same, especially her two sons (aym & baal) which were kidnapped by Shamura too since theyve stalked narinder and knew he had a fondness over those two kittens just as much as forneus did.

There are more roles within this universe,, ive also been trying to think of how many characters I could add into this,, BUT YEAH !!!! Something really silly and self indulgent over the past few days of making finalized refs for them :-D

Ive been kinda plotting out another secret story for Narinder on how *he* was the one who caused this sudden uprising,, how the betrayal of leaving his siblings caused them to rage in revolution,, but that can be for another time 🕺

[adventurous-adventures]

12 July 2024

"Immortal steamed ham"

"That is not my character sheet." - Mick

"Oh(哦)" - Georgie

The party travels to Axeholm to clear out the area and make it safe for inhabitation.

Uber kids: a child trafficking app.

"Why the fuck are you eating children for?"

Mick makes a lord of the rings reference.

Lara remembers that Iphigenia can fey step.

Iphigenia cannot find a way to open the portcullis.

"Ahhh yes the three sizes: small, medium and ghost."

Raven climbs the portcullis and onto an arrow slit. He sees the lever to pull the portcullis open.

The party makes a lasso and Raven is able to get it around the lever. Then the party tries to pull on the rope.

Raven goes big and makes the portculus open up to 10 feet.

Alistair is a godly fucker. Dewdrop is an Orc prostitute.

Raven and River-Lea go ham on the bolted door (it has to be this way.mp4)

Lara suggests using fire on the bolted door. Iphigenia uses fire bolt and sets the door on fire.

Raven destroys the door with a nat 20. The party can now venture into the abandoned settlement.

It is not abandoned. There are 15 undead creatures.

"They're a bit corpsy and smell kinda bad."

They are 15 undead ghouls HOLY SHIT.

Zain and Lara both get the same initiative. Zain won the roll off and got to go first.

"I've got good spells." - Mick

"And I'm pretty big." - Zain

Lara shows Zain and Georgie a game called 'we know the devil'. "We know the devil may cry." Zain and Georgie go AYYYYYYYYYYYY in unison.

"Hard? More like hard on!" - Mick

Cbat.mp4

Juniper is horny.

"Hah! Look at that it's the actions to your own consequences." - Georgie

Iphigenia and Juniper are now in a relationship (they're at A support)

Must be noted that this was suddenly decided because Alex told Mick whether or not ghouls were resistant to fire, and we decided that if Juniper was going to tell anyone, it would be Iphigenia. We couldn't remember if they were actually together or not. They spent the previous night together at the bakery, things happened.

One step closer to the polycule

"Yall need a new bar of soap." - Alex

"Beige" - Zain and Mick (slams hand(s) on table)

"What are we doing?" - Georgie

Ghoul jumpscare

Raven is OP and badass (and still pretty big)

Alex takes the time to monch on some chicken.

Juniper, a death domain Cleric, can use destroy undead THIS ENTIRE FUCKING TIME!!!

River-ree. Liver-lee.

BITCH LASAGNA.

Georgie's signature sound effect for tonight: eeeEEE

River-Lea gets paralyzed by a Ghoul. Breaks out of it immediately after.

Juniper activated insta kill and killed 2 ghouls.

Raven with the fire rune = he has the fire emblem.

Live Raven reaction: use the stone rune to charm a Ghoul.

The charmed Ghoul is getting fucked by Alistair. (That is how Zain flavors it.)

"It is a bit salty not gonna lie."

The homebrew cumshot.

The fight is over. Raven killed 10 of the 15 ghouls.

TO BE CONTINUED

[xxgothchatonxx]

I’m lowkey scared but also excited & a bit Sad. I don’t want this to end, so I’m milking this second to last episode for all it’s worth! I GASPED SO MANY TIMES THIS EPISODE I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE FUNNY!!!!

The Number of the Beast is 666

* OHHH, The DRAGON!

* OH FUCK IS THAT MOLLY???

* BEDELIA?? OMG I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN!

* “What’s he going to take from you [Bedelia]?” Your leg.

* “He’s in no position to eat me now.” She’s so insane.

* God, William you are so dumb & in love & smart but also dumb & in love.

* AT LAST! A STAB OF HUNGER!!!

* BUT DO YOU ACHE FOR HIM?😭😭😭😭

* And who is the lamb WILLIAM? HANNIBAL BASTARD LECTER

* Lamb to Lion Magical Girl Transformation

* Jack likes being God, Hanni.

* SO YOUR EX BOYFRIEND IS THE SACRIFICIAL LAMB, HANNIBAL?

* NOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, FRANCIS??

* FREDICK, THE RETURN OF MY FAVORITE ASSHOLE!!!!

* Oh, he’s MAD MAD!

* & Hanni is just standing there, LOVING IT!

* “But this was quantifiably bitchy!” EXACTLY, FREDICK! GET HIS ASS!

* Fredick is so mad, I love it. There’s so much truth to him!

* & again, Hanni is just there, Having His Fun! This is pure entertainment to him! Cat & mouse, forever they go!

* Hannibal is gonna be someone’s bitch? Fuck no babeyyyy

* OHHHH FREDDIE & HER SHITTY BLOWOUT!

* I loooooove this translation decision!

* Oh no, not the evil shoulder touch!!

* Francis is back in his leather straightjacket, what FUN!

* OH NO NO NO FREDICKKKKKKK

* LMAO HE PUT A PAD ON HIS EYES

* Need some chapstick, love?

* I loooooove the Dragon’s voice so MUCH! Terrifying & everywhere! Clearly in opposition to Hannibal, who is whispers and influences!

* OH HE IS STUCK YUCKYYYYYYYYYYYY

* “Believe me?” BITCH, YOU KNOW THE LINE OF WORK YOU’RE IN! AT LEAST ADMIT TO A HINT OF CURIOSITY!

* All Fredrick does is LIE! (Notice how I spelled his name correctly this time? Wow, what a first!)

* OH FREDICK OMG HE IS TERRIFIED WOWWWWWW I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THE DAY

* “And does God help you?” “No.”

* REBA COCKBLOCKED HIM OH MY GOD DONT YOU DARE PUT HER LIFE ON THE LINE, DRAGON!!!

* SHE BROUGHT SOUP😭

* GOD I LOVE REBA SO MUCH!! I love her love!

* He’s an artist, Fredick!

* “A SLUG IN THE SUN!” WOWWWWW

* Oh my god. I LOVE YOU, RICHARD!

* Oh, here comes Dr. Chilton into Francis’ little home movie!

* OH NO DONT PUT THE MASK BACK ON! DONT TAKE THE TEETH OUT, NO WHAT THE FUCK???? YOU TOOK HIS LIPS??

* WHAT IS WITH THE PIANO?? OH MY GOD NO WAIT HE’S GONNA GIVE HIM THE LIPS!! He’s gonna have a snackkkkk

* “Where’s the other one?” MONCH!!!! STRAIGHT TO CAMERA MONCHHHH

* Oh, he’s in a great mood, I kinda love it.

* “That would’ve been you lip is was tasting. Again.” YUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP, BASTARD!

* “You publicly discredited Dr. Chilton.” No offense, Alana, but everyone else had probably been wanting to do that for ages, Hannibal just finally beat you all to it!

* “From my own lips,” OH NO HE DID NOTTT NO STOP TURN IT OFFFFFFFFFF

* “We’re not pilgrims, we’re pets!” OH I LIKE THAT!

* There’s no wondering with Will Graham.

* There is, however, always curiosity!

* oh FUCK NOT THE PARTICIPATION CALLBACK TO THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE OF THE SEASON!

* William is his agency? Hmmm, I’ll bite

* OH MY GOD AN ACTUAL FREDDIE LOUNDS MURDER FOR FREDRICK!!!

* WOAH THIS IS SOME CURLY HAIR WILLIAM RIGHT THERE

* Look, we all know medically, he’s Very Dead. But the idea of having him still be alive post-fall will never not be funny to me.

* OH MY FUCKING GOD NO YOU KIDNAPPED REBAAAAAAA

* What are we doing back at the house? WHY HAVE YOU KIDNAPPED HER?

* STOP TELLING HER TO SHUT UP!

* UUGHHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS BUT HATE THIS I JUST WANT REBA TO BE WELL BUT THAT WONT HAPPEN

I promise, Reba is going to be okay.. well, physically. She is going to live, she'll just need some therapy.

What I love about Fredick in this episode is I piss myself laughing whenever I watch that scene of him and Will discrediting Dolarhyde and Raul's face-acting when Francis is crawling towards him makes me cackle, because I've got a warped sense of humour. But right at the end, despite Fredick being, well, a dick, I do kind of feel bad for him. But the fact he didn't realize he was being used is a testament to just how stupid our boy Fredick is. Side-note, that was REALLY cool makeup!

Adaptation-wise it was a really cool twist because in the book it's Freddy Lounds but because that character's been genderswapped in this show and Bryan didn't want to put his Freddie in that kind of situation, which does have sexual undertones (remember Bryan had a very strict "no rape storylines" policy which is greatly appreciated), he was like "...well let's use our other Fred!"

The fucking *lip slurp* is just comedy gold! "That could've been your lip I was tasting... again" ooohhhh where's Bella when you need her??

But yes... now we come to the ending... *le sigh*

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

Skadi feels extremely transgender to me, especially with the whole thing of having the seaborn misgendering her and calling her a name that is not hers. It’s more like a reverse deadname to be fair, like it will be her name when she dies and her body is taken over by Ishar’mla, but the rest of her character still reads as transgender to me anyway.

“Skalter” or Ishar’mla is transgender because despite everything she is a girl now when she takes over Skadi’s body in the bad ending doomed future she exists in. I don’t think seaborn necessarily do gender the way we do, but I’m almost certain Ishar’mla is referred to with he/him at some point whereas Isharm’ladi is her now coming to terms with having some of the lingering memories and feelings that Skadi did, so she’s transgender too.

For Nearl it’s a combination of things. The obvious ones are the swimsuit outfit that had bulge before it was removed and the many many community jokes about her having a horse cock (which kinda sucks but also I do enjoy the ones made by people I know have an actual understanding of the character). As amusing as those are, I think her character does very much read well as being a trans woman. I’m not entirely sure how to explain why, but she does. Honestly the bulge incident was enough to put her here anyway.

Miss Saluzzo and Blaze don’t have anything actually resembling canon but they feel like they belong here and so I put them here. Basically every trans woman I know who is into the game as well as a handful of other people, also headcanon them as trans and that’s good enough for me.

Monch gets misgendered in the game. It could have been a localization mistake for the English translation, but idc we take those. Also look at her. She’s wearing a gray sweater, a sick really big black coat with pink accents, has a scarf covering her neck, a skirt over tights, and has a hairband that makes it look like she has horns and is wearing a flower in her hair. Then add the enormous pigtails, the bags under her eyes, the depressed look, the fact that she bonded and swore her service to the first person to treat her nicely, and the fact that she was mistreated by said person being an asshole taking advantage of her. To me she’s one of those skinny trans girls who doesn’t eat enough and is kind of a doomer and a goth little weirdo. She’s perfect. And now she’s back to doing yuri stuff with a married woman, Monch is truly one of the best characters in this game.

Blue Poison basically wears trans flag colors, and since that wasn’t obvious enough her outfit made them pastel and arranged them as a just slightly out of order trans flag. Also she’s producing liquid poison somehow and getting it milked from her on the daily, it’s so much more fun to think about that if she’s trans :3

Vulcan straight up has a deadname according to her and Pallas’s files, is based partially on a male Roman god, and reacted to being called ma’am by Ceobe in a way that made it seem like she didn’t feel like she deserved to be called that bc she’s not a feminine enough person. But she let her keep calling that anyway bc she likes how it feels. I’m not even talking about the headcanon stuff here this is all pretty much game text.

Pudding, Kirara, and Lava all come across as various types of nerdy and kinda lame trans girls, and I refuse to see them any other way. Pudding is the agoraphobic engineer and Closure is the chaser who hired her explicitly to “make her wildest fantasies a reality”. Kirara is a shut in gamer girl with really bad anxieties who is haunted by memories of people treating her like some kind of weirdo for just being who she is, also her color scheme is kinda trans flag colors. Lava is a lame ass chuuni tgirl who just so happened to get a demigod to fall in love with her and indulge her weirdness, she’s adorable.

And lastly Bison. Reading Code of Brawl I didn’t see any way to read “his” character other than being about “his” trans awakening. I’ve made posts about that before. Many others have as well. She’s so so so so easy to read as transgender it’s not even funny. And of course as a newly hatching egg she decides to latch on to the worst woman possible and become unhealthily down for her (Mostima).

Are there any Arknights characters that strike you as more likely to be transfem than others? AKA any particularly strong transfem headcanons?

This is a lovely question bc I love talking about this topic! Instead of trying to list them all I decided to make a “tierlist” of the characters I feel strongly about their gender:

I can go further in detail about any of these placements if you’re curious. My opinion on some of these shifts depending on how I’m feeling, so I tried to get all of those characters in the either way tier, but even then if you asked me to fill this out tomorrow I probably would give a slightly different tierlist.

Seriously though if you want me to elaborate on anyone here I’d be happy to 👍

[poisonouswritings]

Hi there bro. I hope you're doing well 💞

I want to tell you that your hcs make my day. They are amazing 😭💞

Can I have hc of mc is very chill and pretty much doesn't give a shit about anything?

Like they don't get flustered ever, is confident , has a solid comeback and don't get unnerved.

They can get stabbed and goes "Damn can I keep this dragger though?"

The first time they met sage and got flattened on the wall and they just blinked slowly like they've been in a situation like this before and went "you smell like a wet dog bro"

Balsam turned into a fucking monster and they are like "damn bruh u r ugly"

Rime told them they took everything from him and they just " bitch I don't even know who u r"

I'm doing okay! Hope you're good too! And I'm glad I can make a difference in your day 'u'

Ah, casual nihilist MC my dear friend

Sage being like 'I can smell your fear' 'I'm not afraid' 'you should be' 'whatever edgelord hurry this up cause you smell like a damn drunk tank'

He likes trying to get you flustered, but the fact that you don't ever seem to react to his flirting/teasing actually gets him a little flustered. Asks you to let him know if you're ever not okay because he genuinely can't tell

Elowen pulls her sword on you and you just use the tip of your finger to push it away like 'okay sis let's not run with scissors or you'll end up hurting yourself'

Rime going on his massive rant about how much you've taken from him and you kinda just look up from the book you're reading like 'babe ive never seen you before in my life are you done yet?' because you honestly just have no idea what the hell he's going off about

You get stabbed and just pull it out, wipe off the blood, put it in your pocket 'yeah I'm taking this what ya gonna do about it, stab me? With what fucking knife?'

Balsam goes all monster and you just snack on an apple like '*monch* yo dude.... *monch* thats gotta....... *monch* be bad for your skin man.. *monch*'

Sage is getting all Angry And Growly And Corrupted and you kinda just lean over and pat his head like 'mate are you a fucking doberman? No? then chill fr'

That memory of Corrupted!Lucan and Elowen is crying and Sage is crying and you just go 'man dark magic really breaks a motherfucker huh'

You face off against Gramme and kinda just 'dude your graphics are wack' he tries to kill you with those shadow tendrils and you're like 'sir did you get your inspiration off of those creepypasta quotev smutfics about slenderman'

Your goal is to make everyone you dislike just rage quit because your nonchalance is so infuriating

Literally this

[hxneekyuu]

accidental kiss || tsukishima kei, ennoshita chikara, miya atsumu, lev haiba

request :  Hey Can I request a headcanon or one shot with Haikyuu characters (any of your choices) having an accidental kiss with their crush, you know, the cliché romance scene in drama's where the girl fell and male catches her and end ups kissing, or something when the girl turn around not noticing the close distance between the male, and their lips touches. Anything that is accidental

warnings : miya atsumu, Suna Gets a Haircut

a/n : so i did one of those random hq generator things bc i could only decide on one boi and that was tsukki,,, the results made me laugh so here you go -- btw these are all gonna be pre-dating bc thats just wonderful we love that

tsukishima kei

this is definitely all tsukkis fault

you two are at your house just vibing and at some point you head into the kitchen to make food

and hes leaning against the counter right in front of the cabinet you need to get to

but he has the audacity not to move the fuck outta the way when you tell him you need to get past 

so youre like ok fuck it and just reach around him to open it 

but the bowl you need is pretty high up so youre like on your tippy toes tryna get the damn thing and hes just sitting there watching you struggle 

instead of helping you like he isnt damn near 6′3″

but riiiiight as youve got the bowl, you end up grabbing it a little too forcefully and you bring like a million dishes down with it 

so ofc even though he definitely deserves it, youre not trying to concuss the poor guy with literal ceramic dishes raining down on him 

so you kinda lunge forward to stop them all from falling 

and, hearing the crash of dishes over his head, he naturally ducks because he doesnt want to die

honestly,,,, its more of a crash of your noses and foreheads but theres such chaos of like,,, trying not to die?? 

that at some point you just feel his mouth on yours and it deadass just stays there while you both are figuring out what the hell is happening 

eventually he kinda pulls back but only a little bc he knows youre struggling to hold onto the dishes and he doesnt wanna screw that up

and he doesnt even say anything he just reaches up awkwardly and helps you set the dishes back on the shelf

and then he grabs the bowl youd been trying the get the entire time and hands it to you with a completely blank face 

its a very awkward dinner im not gonna lie

mostly bc at some point he just starts cracking jokes about it and refuses to acknowledge it seriously bc he sucks

ennoshita chikara

ennoshita’s taking a break from studying with the second years on the team

mostly bc he never gets any studying done with them 

so youre studying together for a test at his house

and its just been many many hours of studying so ofc youre both exhausted

so its not surprising to him when you just pass out on your notes

but the thing is,,, your heads right on top of a sheet that he needs

and for a while he just kinda studies without it

he studies other stuff and tries to remember it on his own so he can fill in the gap in his notes

but eventually hes like fuck i really need these notes

so he just,,, tries to slide it out from under your head really carefully

and it involves a lot of him getting really close and trying to lift your head and a bunch of really soft cute things that would be super embarrassing for him to be caught doing

like,,, if you happened to wake up

which of course, you do

and youre really confused bc you can feel his breath fanning over your face and his eyes are really close but not focused on you, theyre focused on smth under your face

so you lift your head to see what hes doing

but he freaks out and moves his face when he notices youre awake

and its just a litto brush of your lips over his as your faces are passing each other

but the poor bub jumps back like you just shocked the crap out of him

and then he apologizes for like the next ten minutes and its impossible to get back to studying bc youre both just panicking internally

miya atsumu

this literally happens like it does in the movies

it all starts with a chase scene

that really you should never have been a part of

youre just minding your business walking down the hall after school on your way to get your stuff

and its pretty empty bc you had a club thing so its late afternoon and no ones around

and you just hear it

men screaming

and then he appears, barreling around the corner like his life depends on it

and youre like

this cant be good

and when he sees you hes yelling out for you like HELP ME 

but you somehow always manage to get caught in the miya twin antics so youre like

fuck no im out

but apparently youre not out bc atsumus grabbing your arm and dragging you behind him yelling smth about scissors and a haircut

and when you look back you just see suna rounding the corner, half of his little triangle haircut chopped off so he looks like a sad half onigiri,,,

but you know it was atsumu and that this man is definitely dead when suna catches him

so youre like okay fuck it i guess im helping him AGAIN 

and you get outside to a section of the school where theres still sports teams practicing and lots of people around so you hide in a corner together

but the Suna Energy is approaching so atsumu fuckin freaks and does that cheesy movie thing where he ducks his head down so he wont be seen 

but theres like a group of guys passing by and one of them just bumps into atsumus back and that shit just sends him right into you

and all he can think is “oops”

he only has one brain cell give him a break

but he just stalls completely and forgets about the whole suna thing

but ofc his hair is fucking piss yellow and suna has not forgotten

he ends up totally getting his ass beat  but after that little smooch atsumus definitely a bit keen to see you more often 

lev haiba

i fucking love this gif look at the litto shoyou go

this tall babie does not know the meaning of personal space he has no functional understanding of a Bubble

honestly he probably gets dangerously close to kissing you on a regular basis, considering you’re seatmates in class

he’s just ALWAYS in your space

at first he’s probably shy bc he doesn’t know you

but once you become friends he’s like THIS IS NOT YOUR DESK THIS IS JUST MY SECOND DESK

so every day there’s always one thing that’s super dangerous

last week it was him looking over your shoulder while you did work silently

yesterday it was him reaching across you to open the window on your left side

today he just really wants a bite of the bread you bought and are currently already eating

and when he wants smth, he gets Very Whiny

he’s so clingy and adorable that you can’t ever get mad

he’s like a little puppy how can you resist him

so when you’re finally like okay fine you can have a bite he’s like

MONCH

he doesn’t even wait for you to tear off a piece he just leans in for a bite

but you had said yes while in the middle of biting it so he essentially does that thing where you’re both biting it at the same time

but, again, he doesn’t know what personal space means

so he also doesn’t have the ability to gauge distances well

so he straight up just meets you halfway and presses his mouth to yours while he’s biting down

the boi probably doesn’t even notice

he just pulls back quickly once he has his bite and goes about his life

you literally are going to have to tell him he just kissed you

and after that he’s a total fucking mess

he doesn’t know what to do he never knows what to do

he’s just going to keep causing Chaos while he panics

[maximumcheese]

218. Mission

Season: Summer

Location: Stage

Hiiro: “♪～♪～♪”

“—Mission, Start!”

Aira: “～……♪ Everyone, thank you so much for coming to see us!”

Tatsumi: “Fufu. It’s like all the ES idols at MDM are here—Although the people who came to see only us are probably in the minority.”

“And yet, such a great number of people are watching us on stage now.”

“I thank God for that fact, so at the very least, I hope you don’t think it was a waste of time—”

Hiiro: “Yes! If this performance just does neither harm nor good, at least I hope you don’t think it was a complete waste of time!”

Mayoi: “We will sing and dance as best we can! Please enjoy yourselves, the night is just beginning—Ufufufufu ♪”

Aira: “Yeah! Since the skies have been summer-clear since this morning, today’s a great day for stargazing! But while the stars in the night sky are great and all, please look at us shining on the ground! ♪”

“Hey! So watch us carefully, alright? Mayday, mayday, come in—♪”

Hiiro: “We can see all of you, as well! I hope that you all will have sparkling smiles on your faces—So we pray, we shout, we march!”

Hiiro: “Army, charge!”

Tatsumi: “Hallelujah……☆”

Mayoi & Aira: “♪～♪～♪”

Rinne: …Those guys, they’re really the rather happy-go-lucky MCs, aren't they?

Kohaku: That kinda vocab comin’ outta you’s a little unsettling, huh?

Rabu-han’s tryin’ to replace the doom and gloom motif of “soldiers” given from the higher-ups with somethin’ a little more positive and peaceful, ya know?

HiMERU: —Yes, soldiers were originally supposed to be a symbol of hope and peace, not bloody, murderous maniacs.

In ancient Rome, it seems that the ceremony for a triumphant return was the most cheerful and joyful festival for the people.

The stage being full of brilliance and happiness is somehow reminding me of that. Well, that sort of stink is somewhat hypocritical—Very Tatsumi, if I’d say so myself.

Niki: Wheh, Idols all think about small, difficult things, don't they~?

Even though I get all hungry and don’t want to think about anything, singing and dancing for people is a whole lotta fun—

If it’s fun, then it’s right! This is how life’s outta’ be……monch monch ♪

Kohaku: How long are ya gonna keep eatin’ for, Niki-han?

HiMERU: —Yes. It's time to stop eating. We'll be summoned onto stage soon enough.

I don't think it's right to be seen sloppily devouring food from a festival stall in front of the customers.

It goes against HiMERU's aesthetics—Even if it's only to be mercilessly executed, let's at least stand firm.

Rinne: Nah, it’s not gonna be an execution at all.

They seem to be good, kind people, and it seems that even in Ancient Rome, prisoners of war from the defeated side were brought to the return ceremony.

But, things like getting executed as an example and gettin’ rocks thrown at you were a rarity…

If only just to show that they had won, I’m told that even the prisoners were treated with a certain amount of respect.

It's really not for me to say, but there are rules in war. Even if your opponent is an inhumane barbarian, you’re a civilized person if you respect them without excess humiliation.

No. That's exactly how we keep our pride, our justice.

......Will those ES idols who insist that they are the "real thing" be able to keep their pride until the end?

I'm looking forward to it. That’d really be nice. Well then, I won’t have to worry any longer—

Niki: ……

Hiiro: “♪～♪～♪” 

Aira: “Come on! We've got plenty of time, but we're still just newborn idols!”

"We can't waste a second, so let’s get a move on ♪”

Tatsumi: “Yes ♪ Let's live life to the fullest, this irreplaceable, human life!”

Hiiro: “Now! For what you all have been waiting for! Crazy:B, you are invited to the stage as promised at the opening ceremony!”

“Please, I wish you direct your attention to our costars!”

Mayoi: “Fufu. Crazy: B has probably earned enough likes in the beginning of the first half of the match though…”

“To that extent, I suspect that our combined efforts have given us a considerable amount of time.”

Aira: “Ah, now that you say it, maybe? I was wondering why they were treating newcomers like us so well?”

Hiiro: “Hmph. If that's the case, I'm going to need you guys to come up on stage even more—Crazy: B.”

“We don't want to be the robbers who steal the results of your hard-earned time.”

“We are, as I keep saying, soldiers. Looting is never a soldier's style.”

“We exist only to protect something. That is why we train ourselves, run around carrying equipment, and do the best that we possibly can.”

Mayoi: “Yes. So please, without being frightened or confused, come out from your hiding place. Don't be afraid~ We are your allies ♪”

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[probably-haven]

Hello!! After seeing what you wrote about xiaoven fics I went to see what things you usually write and omg, your archon Venti headcanons????? I am absolutely in love. So if it isn't annoying, could you talk about xiaoven or Venti or Xiao or whatever ship or character you like? I don't care what you are going to say, I just want to know more about your thoughts ^^

I- is this... bestie, this is essentially a free ramble pass- kerujsgheskdfug. Trust me when I say that in no way is this, and in no way will it ever be annoying in the slightest- i literally- lets just say rambling off thoughts is kind of my specialty, especially when provided a topic to branch off of because otherwise I'm just- really indecisive about it so- iujskdh yeah- 100% definitely down to talk about Venti, Xiao, and/or Xiaoven XD. Also, yes- it may have been awhile since i last posted one(cuz again, indecisive about which direction to take part 5), but the Archon War Era Venti headcanons are still without a doubt my favorite posts I've made. It's just such an interesting topic with such endless potential that so few people actually think about or consider or even realize is there, so i always just get really psyched whenever i see someone interact with them lol.

.... this ended up being a bit of a mess: warning in advance

Anyway! onto the actual content!

- You see the thing about Xiaoven is that there's a lot of different ways that it could end up working out, and just personally my favorite way of portraying Xiaoven in my mind is as an unlabeled relationship because if anyone in genshin would give off that vibe its these two. And a number of other reasons.

- Firstly, I heavily headcanon Venti as being an aroace polyplatonic or perhaps heavily demiromantic. However, regardless of this I just don't think that Venti is really the kind of person to worry about how he should label his feelings, thinking it's silly to try to put them in one box or the other, especially with feelings and emotions being as fluid as they are in general. Plus it fits his whole God of Freedom vibe. I just- dont think he's the biggest fan of labels or social categorization in general.

- And secondly on the hand of Xiao... his defense mechanisms are very much ingrained in his personality. It's probably hard enough for him to not go into fight or flight(the answer is fight) at the slightest affection at first, at the slightest feeling of vulnerability. Even further down the line, with his fierce dedication to Liyue, I cant help but get the vibe that the moment he recognized that he was falling for Venti he would begin avoiding him, not only to avoid distraction from his duty, but to avoid corrupting him or losing him in general like he has with like basically every other person he gets close with(even believing that the cycle had repeated once more when he first heard of Morax's death)... now imagine Venti tryna slap a label on their relationship and tell me Xiao would have a positive reaction.

- The thing with Xiaoven.... honestly, i feel like theres more ways that it can go wrong than it can go right, but if they do manage to make their relationship work out, it's just simply beautiful in all terms of the word.

- Lets talk about killing. - During the Archon War, both were forced to kill a large number of people and gods alike- Venti out of a need to remain alive to protect Mondstadt, it's freedom, and the nameless bard's legacy by extent- and Xiao out of servitude to the god that was once his master

..... actually- break here- ive talked a lot about Venti on this blog but I havent actually spoken about Xiao all that much- so i should probably do that a bit first... do note though that my characterization of Xiao is pretty flexible actually- this is just- the possible characterization of him that i tend to favor as being the most- uh- "realistically complex"

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Theres a line I saw this one time in a certain story: "He is a trained weapon. That's what he is, was, and always will be. You cannot change that so stop trying." And i just- think its a really interesting concept- that applies pretty well to Xiao now that i actually think about it. - the concept behind it is this: After spending more than a vast majority of his life killing or otherwise in battle, it's become a part of who he is, a normalcy that after centuries and centuries would be near impossible to get rid of or reverse, and even if it was possible, with his karmic debt constantly eating away at him its unlikely he has enough time left for that to happen. - it sounds like a cruel thing to say about him- but in context it's actually pretty layered and i think about it a lot. It's not as much a "he's a killer lol, that his whole personality" its more of a "The centuries of trauma he experienced have conditioned him into a constantly alert and battle ready mindset while also shaping his dehumanizing inferior-in-worth-but-superior-in-capability view of himself that would have likely been necessary to get through those time, and at this point he's been under that conditioning for long enough that it's essentially ingrained itself in his personality."

- the main idea is- it's a part of who he is, that needs to be accepted as who he is because its not something that he can just up and change. It's not all he is of course but his constant battle mode, as though always waiting to be ambushed or to be granted a new target to eradicate.

a couple character story quotes:

-"His past of service under the evil god had rid Xiao of his innocence and gentleness. All that remained within him was the means to kill and the weight of his sins. The only way he could be of service to mortals was in combat." -"Xiao does not feel any hatred. Having lived for over two thousand years, no single karmic debt constitutes anything more than a fleeting memory. No grudge can last a thousand years; nor is any debt so great that it cannot be paid off in this time. Xiao has spent many long years alone. But his battles have never been in vain." -"where did Xiao have to return to? He was merely leaving the battlefield." -"since Xiao wages a constant war against dark forces powerful enough to devour Liyue in its entirety, any bystanders who witness him in the heat of battle are likely to end up as collateral damage." -"The war he fights can never be won, and will never come to an end." -"Because ultimately, the one with whom Xiao wrestles is himself."

i feel like at some point this very nearly did consume his whole personality, almost turning him into nothing more than a being of slaughter under Morax's control, devoid of any "humanity" at all, consumed and corrupted by his karmic debt like his fellow yakshas before him. - until he experienced a moment of clarity- a song in the wind, the peaceful melody of a dihua flute. - and pulled back from the border of something he wouldnt have been able to return from, there a was a shift in his mind- a concept grown unfamiliar enough with time that it took him a great time to identify what it was; a curiosity. Something that there was no place for on the battlefield, something that by all means should have been completely useless to Xiao, and yet he held onto that curiosity, slowly regaining over time, a sense of who he was and who he could choose to be with each song that the wind chose to carry towards him every once in a blue moon.

and eventually that curiousity turned to longing. Longing "for a day to come when he will wear the mask and dance — not to conquer demons, but to the tune of that flute amid a sea of flowers"

...... uh- heh- if you couldn’t tell already i have a tendency to make my characterizations/analyses of characters more serious that i probably should. 

to summarize: Xiao is constantly toeing the line between his ingrained nature and his humanity- almost as though still trying to decide how much of that humanity he deserves to have, how much he is allowed to have, and how much is safe to have.

^looking back after writing this, i think the best way to explain it is that this is the view that i keep in mind/the lense that i tend to most enjoy looking through and refering back to while examining and/or analyzing his character, actions, story, lines, and overall personality.

idk- i kinda got off track but i just think its a really interesting interpretation to think about because it has some really interesting implications ig- it’s not the full extent of how i view him of course, but i kinda got ahead of myself and its long enough as is so ill just elaborate as i go- Lol i actually have in progress playlists for both him and venti and just- vibes- i could ramble about the playlists alone for hours explaining everything... It’s probably a problem- uh- ill keep going now lol.

anyways! stepping off the angst path for a brief break! Brought to you by their lines in the snow: both waiting for it to get thick enough, Venti for the purpose of a snowball fight and Xiao for the purpose of a tasty and nutritious breakfast.

but its actually something of note that Xiao doesnt actually need to eat so anything he does eat is usually out of obligation or enjoyment- so like.... snow.... like i dont blame him, but of all things- an adeptus who refuses to eat basically anything but almond tofu looks at the freezing-cold-floor-water that yeeted itself from above and decided at some point- damn- that seems more edible than basically ever single actually edible thing ever.... im gonna eat it- like- im glad if eating snow makes him happy but- at the same time...

He probably convinces Venti to eat snow too though and Venti wouldnt even resist I mean he’s wind and has probably consumed worse things in his time so- 2 anemo cryptids with glowing tattoos sitting in Dragonspine monching snow in the dead of night is an amusing thought to me.

- kay, now back to more serious-toned thoughts

One of the things about the ship that i really like is the different contradicting parallels between them:

A lot of how i view Xiao’s character is someone formed largely by the things he cant control and who was forced to accept that accepted that and learned to thrive in it as much as he can.  Venti on the other hand is surrounded by things he cant control and is ever adapting to control as much as he can while embracing whatever he cant as being part of the unpredictability of the world, seeing beauty in it. 

both of them have lost people and do what they do to honor their memory: Xiao continues to do what the Yakshas once did And Venti chooses to do what his friend couldn’t

Xiao’s power coming from himself  and Venti’s from others And both seem to appear to use their power for their own gain while truly helping others behind the scenes

both have killed a lot of people during the archon war Xiao views it as another necessary event out of his control and Venti would likely view it as a tragedy he chose to enact himself

and this is where we meet out balance

Xiao- contrary to how i think a lot of people view him as thinking of himself as a monster- seems canonically to have accepted this as part of his duty, as long as those he killed are not mortals. I dont think he enjoys it no- but someone has to do it and he’s just accepted that its a part of his duty Venti on the other hand-

See the beauty of the ship- as someone with an angst-centric mind- is this- these are two of the most traumatized mfers in the game 

Xiao is by far the one who needs the most help and who can serve to benefit most from the ship- but he is nowhere near self aware enough to recognize that there’s anything wrong or unhealthy about his mindset in the slightest-

whereas you have the contrast with Venti who sorted through most of his trauma with the nameless bard alone during the archon war and while the result appears more healthy- is still really not- but he’s not self aware of that either because i mean- who’s going to tell him? nobody even knows. 

however- venti is aware enough to notice flaws in Xiao’s mindset and “Venti” enough to want to help them through it-

Xiao- while not aware enough to recognize the flaws in Venti’s mindset, can recognize where it contrasts with his own, and is blunt enough to point it out- and then it’s out there to be mulled over- 

they’re so similar and yet so different and a feel just conversing between the two of them, being in each others precense, just being exposed to two mindsets that are so very different could do both of them a whole lot of good.

GEEE THAT BIT OF RAMBLING HAD LITTLE TO NO DIRECTION AT ALL- LET ME-- LET ME MAKE THIS START MAKING SENSE- WITH... DYNAMICS OR SOMETHING

I don’t think Xiao needs to sleep really- and i dont think that sleeping would do anything except make him uneasy at first- he’d probably just get nightmares after all he’s been through- but with Venti he would soon learn that it doesn’t have to be that way, lulled into the first peaceful sleep he’s had in... as long as he can remember.

anywho back to not making sense cuz im fickle and i think most questions about ships are best displayed through character interactions so like- a possible exchange thats cliche but cliches exist for a reason

Xiao: Why do you try so hard to help me, it isn’t easy. I know that much Venti, with the most adoring expression: Because you’re worth it, obviously Xiao: But surely there are others more deserving of- Venti: No Xiao, everyone is just as deserving as the next person, you included Xiao: Then why me above others? Venti: ehe, cuz ur my warrior of course [O//////O oh shit, hes right] Xiao: My contract is with Morax alone [gay panic but in broody yaksha]

it’s kinda difficult cuz neither of them really address their feelings.  I mean Venti does but he does it very indirectly and its rare that he ever does it with like- genuine directness- even spilling his backstory was in the form of a song- and told in the third person- so a lot of their interactions would often have some deeper meaning, especially with Venti being the bard he is. 

I come up with a lot of- errant thoughts about Xiaoven- but this is making me realize that a true analysis of their ship is rather difficult because it just encompasses so many dynamics so its hard to settle on just one and not go rambling about who knows what bouncing from one end of the ship to the other-  Because you truly can and thats the beauty of it

within one moment you can be having a heartfelt conversation about the archon war the impact of lost friends and times past, and the next moment Venti is trying to forcefeed Xiao an apple while Xiao screams about disrespecting the adepti and its just- so lovely

so while they have picnics with nothing but apples, dandelion wine, and almond tofu they can sit down and talk about the dreams Xiao once devoured, and the dandelion wine and apple cider that the first Ragnvindir invented from the plants that never could have grown in Old Mond. The foods that tasted of familiarity, or of the grilled ticker fish Pervases always used to eat, foods that tasted of friends and frankly family that had since passed, glaze lilies and cecilias and qingxin flowers scattered in the surroundings and woven into Xiao’s neat braids and Venti’s now messy ones, rebraided by the steady and inexperienced hands of one unused to gentle action. 

and then of course Venti steals Xiao’s tofu once the mood becomes too grim and replaces it with a bottle of wine that Xiao refers to as “vile poison,” a remark that fatally wounds Venti as he collapses on the floor, proclaiming how he can only be healed by a Yaksha’s kiss. Xiao ignores this of course and simply takes back his tofu with a slight smile on his face, but as Venti persists he soundlessly places a kiss on his own palm before intertwining their fingers and pulling him back up from where he was dramatically sprawled on the floor, grumbling about how such action was “unbecoming of an archon.” A sign of affection only Xiao would ever know about. But Venti is literally wind and I hc his senses work differently anyways so he definitely knows- plus Xiao’s face is red as the blood of his enemies and the way he is pointedly not looking at Venti at all really speaks volumes anyways. 

 -Venti playing epic battle music whenever Xiao goes into fights in what looks like a ridiculously extra performance to anyone else but is actually doing wonders to keep Xiao’s karma at bay

-Venti preaches the practice of “kissing wounds better” and Xiao is unfamiliar with this medical treatment but views it as unnecessary regardless because adepti have accelerated healing, doesn’t mean he’s going to stop him though. 

-Messages whispered on the wind

-Venti’s 1000 year sleep- an accident, not a fun time for the yaksha, and not a fun time for Venti once he woke up. Venti is actually more afraid of restful sleep than Xiao is, hence the sleeping in trees thing, but when Xiao is there, he can sleep restfully with faith that Xiao wont let another millennia slip through his fingertips. 

- Xiao tends to make excuses when doing things that aren’t necessary to his duty, like in his birthday voice line “Have this, it’s a butterfly i made from leaves... Okay. Take it. It’s an adepti amulet -- it staves off evil” because at the current point in his progress it helps him to feel like he’s allowed to do these things. Not wanting to put him off from progress, Venti never comments on his excuse but never fails to whisper a quick reminder of how proud he is of how far Xiao had come.

- Xiao’s karma saddens Venti greatly- not only because of how it effects Xiao but also because its a reminder that as much as Venti tries to honor the memory of those he’s killed, there will always be those who resent him for it, and when he took the option of living away from them, he truly can’t blame them. - And when he gets too wrapped up in thoughts, whether around this topic or similar ones or otherwise, eventually, he’ll hear the sound of a flute on the wind. It’s not divine by any means, but as his own wind connects him to the source, he gets the sentiment all the same. “What impact does one individual’s remaining wrath have on the present. You have done much to help the living in the present” the unspoken idea that Xiao has included himself in that statement, because now, with Venti’s help he’s beginning to learn just how to experience living for himself. 

- Venti’s form and Xiao’s mask are off limit topics though because if either mentions it the other will counter with the opposite and the mood will turn immediately bitter at the idea that both know that what they’re doing is destructive but neither are willing to change

- Venti who has different tells for negative feelings than most people because as much as he likes to pretend it is- this form isnt his, and Xiao who is able to identify those

- many fanfics and headcanons have Venti recognizing when Xiao is uncomfortable and getting him out of those situations. I see that and I love it but i raise you: - Venti taking Xiao to Mondstadt, careful that he doesn’t get to the point that he’s uncomfortable. And nothing goes wrong exactly, but Xiao notices the the way Venti’s cape is blowing in the wind, the way he’s holding his weight, barely on his feet so much as floating on the wind, connected with the ground only for the sake of appearance, all the while he looks just as happy go lucky as ever. And without a word, he grabs his hand and teleports them both out of Mondstadt.  - turns out it was just a slight thing that reminded him of the archon war (cuz i will die on the hill of him having more tragic backstory than just Decarabian), and he of course gives a sincere if not flustered thanks to Xiao, because he’s really not used to people noticing. 

- Venti trying to vent sneakily through fictional stories and Xiao is just like “Didn’t that basically happen to you” and Venti is just like “<_< shit”

- Venti once said affectionally that he wished he had met Xiao sooner and Xiao immediately and seriously shot it down by saying “If you had, I would have been forced to kill you” and both of them now stay up at night wondering who would have won that fight, not sure which result would have hurt more. (because honestly I have no idea who would win in that fight and that terrifies me- I like to think it would have been one of those legends that end with “and the fight persists to this day” or something along those lines)

- “How long have you been together?” “Adepti have no need for-” “1000+ years T^T how dare you deny our love” “O///O our...? ...useless”

- its disney- let me explain- i have this- i have this headcanon inspired by watching too many animatics- - so venti has a human form that isnt his- which he would have had to get used to moving in- and he’s a bard- - uh- anyway- as a third degree black belt in mixed martial arts, i can speak as an authority on this(not really an authority since i havent gone since quarantine but lets pretend). We have a thing referred to as the big three(most things do), and those things are martial arts, gymnastics, and dance. The idea is that they reflect really well off of each other and the best in any one category are good in all three. Timing, balance, form, discipline, technique, hand-eye coordination, grace, ease of motion, they all play a part- anyway-

- Venti taking Xiao’s prowess in martial arts and acrobatics and teaching him how to dance, and as someone who’s extremely skilled in the first two, the third comes easy to him, almost naturally. And it’s delicate and beautiful and lovely and it isn’t hurting anyone. And Venti points all these things out and more and despite how much Xiao insists that he feels ridiculous he truly does enjoy it and it goes a long way towards helping him form more healthy views of himself and his worth.  - Verr Goldett walked in on him once and made a joke about performing at the inn. unfortunately Venti was there and agreed on Xiao’s behalf before he could protest and- and it wasn’t as bad as Xiao thought it would be... he still wouldn’t do it again though without reason, but with good enough reasoning he could probably be convinced. 

- anyways point is he likes dancing to Venti’s songs and i just think that’s really cute - just picture the idea that all the animatics you see actually have the potential to be canon- ugh

- venti tries holding something out of Xiao’s reach since he’s taller and Xiao just fucking teleports 

- both need their space but when they dont, all they have to do is speak the other’s name and they’ll be there.

- and because i just had to.... love languages

- lets start with Xiao- i don’t think he’d view acts of service or quailty time as a love language tbh, and he blunt but really bad with words so affirmation is out, leaving gift giving and physical touch. However, he seems to view most material things as meaningless so- - Xiao who’s love language is in his fleeting touches, something he’s only recently grown comfortable with because of Venti, and now is giving back, which he knows he doesn’t have to do, but that he want’s to, though he’ll still continue to make excuses for each one. “you were shivering” “The inn is high up, you could have fallen..... I said what I said, you’d question an adeptus?”

- and as easy as it is to say words of affirmation for Venti- he does that for everyone- i want to say his is actually acts of service - its the acts of service that let him see just how much Xiao has progressed afterall, from teaching him to dance, to playing another song on the flute, to supplying him with the almond tofu he seems to enjoy so much. Every little thing he does helps Xiao to grow and he couldn’t be happier about that. 

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- of course most of my headcanons for the ship do take place latter into the relationship because- y’know the less serious unhealthy vibes allow for greater range of thought, but i do still love to think about the serious implications so i kinda hopped back and forth. So sorry about how messy it is btw, i kinda- got carried away- it kinda got some kind of structure near the end tho so- maybe it’s okay. anyway- back to... lol something, we’ll see where thought forests lead. 

[kiriluvbot]

NO ONE ASKED BUT IM HERE TO SUPPLY ANYWAY!

sero hanta headcanons for the soul

- asexual, pan-romantic!

- uses they/he pronouns (didn’t know they could have different pronouns until he met tokoyami, and they spent their entire first year having a crisis over it)

- i know it’s old and overused but this kid is a hufflepuff, through and through

- CHILD OF APHRODITE. i take no criticism.

- a heartthrob among his entire grade, not just class A, but B as well, and the general course, and the business course,, AND the support course. everyone loves sero hanta.

- a natural charmer but is literally not aware that they make everyone within a 400 meter radius of them swoon

- until kaminari tells him in their second year. homie. youre fucking hot. and mina says, use it to your advantage. SO HE DOES.

- third year sero hanta is a force to be reckoned with, let me tell you. using their charm along with their natural ability to just. Befriend anyone (including a brick WALL tbh) to get his way. they get their way, they Know Everything. everyone knows his name by the time he graduates.

- The Older Sibling friend. not quite the mom friend or even the dad friend, but the older sibling. he’s a constant source of comfort and dependability among his class, but theyre also an agent of chaos that likes to cause problems On Purpose just to see what’ll happen. they never get caught being the instigator tho. no one can ever catch him.

- likes to watch aforementioned chaos from the sidelines. a mediator and an excellent negotiator. keeps his friends (cough, bakugo) from murdering each other or other people (cough, monoma)

- i like to think he’s the eldest child with two or three younger sisters and maybe a baby brother. their parents divorced right before sero started high school, and he and his siblings live with their mom. she’s a real lovely lady.

- since he’s the eldest, he kinda knows how to take care of people. sick people, sad people, hungry people. they can read and understand people really well if they really matter to him.

- most of the time there’s just wii music in their head tho

- they weren’t super great at prioritizing themselves/taking care of themselves when he first moved in to the dorms, but with time and help from his friends, they keep getting better at it

- sero gets his looks from his dad and his attitude from his mother. again, i imagine she’s a real lovely lady.

- their love language is physical touch! with so many younger siblings and his natural Eldest Sibling Vibe, it’s only natural for him to be super cuddly and affectionate!

- while it may not be their love language, sero also probably really likes spending quality time with his friends. they like going out, they like being loud and having a blast, but the kid also wouldn’t mind sitting in his room with his friends in silence while everyone did their own individual thing.

- the kind of person that sleeps with one pillow only and one blanket only

- probably runs warm, kicks off the blanket in the summer time. either sleeps on his back stretched out like a starfish or curled into themselves like a baby. no in between.

- has a pair of underwear they call their “lucky underwear” and it’s just a pair with spider-man’s face as the pattern.

- the kid does not have regular chairs in his dorm. it’s bean bags or the floor, man.

- they also have a hammock . i’ve seen this repeating trope in every single fic i’ve ever read

- keeps a stash of snacks in his room! but it’s a trade system. kaminari gets m&ms for cheek kisses, kirishima gets beef jerky for his most rib crushing hug, and todoroki gets gummy worms if he shares his manga.

- has led lights that are connected to his speaker and changes color every time a song changes

- has only three playlists. only three.

- they’re titled, respectively: “u yearning bastard,,” “monch monch”, “for pissing bkg off”

- he still listens to the jonas brothers, lots of big time rush, but also fleetwood mac and abba. frank ocean, lorde,,,, but also. they know every word to both mama mia soundtracks.

- absolutely adores horror + romance movies and not much else

- he tries getting into star wars for kirishima’s sake but he literally cannot keep up with the plot for shit.

- can quote the entirety of the notebook with mina (it infuriates bakugo to no end when those two ask to watch it for the fifth time in a week)

- has never tried an energy drink in their life, absolutely refuses to because caffeine makes him Shake and he hates the feeling

- drinks a lot of tea tho! with momo and todoroki!

- favorite snack is oranges. this kid always has oranges.

- aside from satou and bakugo, sero is probably one of the best cooks in their class

- resident pretty boy. did i mention everyone loves them? seriously. he even has the ever so stoic shouto todoroki pining after him.

- had a huge growth spurt the summer after second year began. it pissed off all their friends because he finally passed 6’ while the others were still stuck at 5’9 or below.

- by graduation, sero reached 6’3, and bakugo was still mad, because bakugo never passed 5’10.

- really grew into himself by the end of high school, finally learning how they wanted to express themselves with his clothing style, hair and *clenches fist* piercings

- started painting his nails the summer before their third year and hasnt stopped

- glorious, curly mullet. bejeweled hair pins. jean jackets and platform docs. piercings all the way up his ears. a nose ring and a smiley. (if you don’t know what a smiley is, i beg you to search it up. it’s the cutest fucking thing i’ve ever seen in my life and i want one so bad)

- ochaco is the one who cuts sero’s hair in third year.

- he got most of his piercings alongside bakugo or kaminari, but when they went to get the nose ring, they’d gone with iida and midoriya. and when he got the smiley, he went with todoroki, who squeezed his hand when the needle went through, even if todoroki wasn’t the one getting pierced.

- one time he and denki shaved their legs and arms and Everything to see if it would make them “more aerodynamic” ( “haha dont u mean /sero/dynamic?” “shut up”)

- strangely flexible. everywhere. it makes shouji shiver and jirou gag. it makes todoroki stare with wide, disbelieving eyes.

- really bad handwriting. like. what the fuck.

- that doesn’t stop them from writing cards for each of his friends for their birthdays, for christmas. it doesn’t stop them from writing letters to todoroki (even if he ended up shredding them and throwing them away after they were finished so no one would ever find them. he wanted to ask bakugo to incinerate them, just to be safe, but they didn’t want bakugo, or anyone else, that he had written love letters to shouto todoroki.)

(....not until after they confessed and finally started dating in their third year.)

- finger guns. unironically.

- is a surprisingly good dancer and a passable singer!!!!!!!!

- sings in the shower. also dances in the shower, but one time they fell and hit the wall connecting his and todoroki’s room, and todoroki thought he might’ve died. came to his door and didn’t bother knocking to check and see if they were alright. sero didn’t dance in the shower for a long time after that.

- his favorite color is yellow, but they also really, really like red.

- doesn’t have a fucking phone case on their phone.

- earbuds falling apart but he just keeps putting more tape over them because they really don’t wanna buy new ones (kirishima bought him a pair for christmas because he didn’t want sero to get electrocuted from broken earbuds. sero ensured him he would likely not get electrocuted just from some earbuds, but took the gift anyway)

- smell checks their clothes like a HEATHEN

- is in love with shouto todoroki.

that’s all :) sero hanta is my number one best boy and i love them dearly.

[boxbusiness]

Totally didn’t try to make a bootleg card with a devilgram story or nothing... 

👀💦

But if ya wanna read some fluff with Fem!Beel check under the cut~ 🙃🙃🙃

Also apologies if it’s wonky~ I’ve never written a self insert and it’s kinda not and is at the same time >3>”

Hungry Eyes

It was a typical morning at the House of Lamentation. A majority of the residents finished their breakfast and had left to take care of their tasks for the day. Only three girls remained in the dining room. Lucifer and Asmo sat at one end of the table causally chatting about various topics, while their younger sister Beel sat on the other side. She was starting her brunch meal.

The two ladies were enjoying their conversations until the sound of loud monching and crunching ramped up. Lucifer and Asmo paused to awkwardly look at each other then awkwardly look at Beel.  Beel never paused. She simply continued gorging on her meal. 

“Oh wow! She’s really going at it... Ah Ha-ha.“ Asmo commented ending her sentence with a nervous laugh. “Umm... Should we stop her? This is getting hard to watch...” The ferocious pace Beel was eating at was quite intimidating.  Lucifer sighed and nodded agreement.

“Beel...” The first born called out to no response as Beel was too consumed in consuming. “Beel.” She repeated more sternly, but still no response. “BEELZEBUB!” Shouting finally got sixth born’s attention. The sudden call of her name made her flinch in the middle of taking a bite out a danish.

“Hmm... What’s up?” Beels asked then continued to take a bite. 

“Ah... Well... Don’t you think you shouldn’t be eating like that, dear?” Asmo started to say. “You know... Unladylike.” 

“Oh...” Beel looked at the empty plates surrounding her. “Well I don’t care about that as long as I get to eat.” 

“You don’t view this a problem, Beel?” Lucifer questioned. “Aren’t you worried of what others might think?” 

“No.”

“So you’re okay with others thinking of you as a pig then?”

Beel flinched at that statement and there was twinge of hurt in her face. Her cheeks turned bright pink and she quickly looked down at her lap. Even Asmo flinched at the harsh comment. 

“Hey~ She didn’t mean it like-” Asmo attempted to console her sister, but was cut off by her suddenly standing up. 

“I understand.” Beel was still looking down as she picked up her plates and hurried off drop them in the kitchen and then run back to her room. Asmo shot Lucifer an accusatory look after Beel left.

“Wow Lucy... Bold of you to call her a pig to her face. Totally not a bitch move or anything...” She scolded.

“What? I didn’t call her a pig. I was simply implying that-” 

“Oh sure sure... You didn’t mean it like that.”

“I wasn’t trying-”

“HMM-MMM...”

The two continued to bicker. 

~*~*~

Beel entered her shared bed room face still flushed from earlier. Lucky for Beel, her twin went back to napping after breakfast, so she couldn’t ask about her pink face. She proceeded throw herself in her bed and began clutching the sheets and pillows.

“Do people actually think I’m a pig?” She softly questioned herself. 

Beel never really thought about it. She was the avatar of Gluttony. It was in her nature to like eating... a lot. If anyone had an issue with her eating habits that was their problem not hers. However, all of a sudden she felt so self-conscious at the thought of someone judging her.

“Do... they think I’m a pig?” 

“Haaah...? What are you mumbling about?” 

Beel’s eyes widen and she flipped around on her bed to see her sister Belphie was no longer swaddled in her own covers, but instead looming over her. 

“Belphie... Did I wake you? I’m sorry.” Beel sat up in her bed still clutching a pillow. “I was just thinking about... Things. I’m fine.” She gave a small smile to assure her twin everything was alright. Not that Belphie was buying it.

“Things? What things?” Belphie crossed her arms and frowned at Beel. She knew something was up and intended to find out what.

“Ah... Well I thinking about how good breakfast tasted.” Beel’s kept darting around avoiding Belphie’s glare.

“And...?”

“...And I like what you did with your hair.”

“And...?”

“...And how it’s nice weather out today.”

“Annnnd...?”

“...And maybe I want to not eat so much anymore.”

Belphie would have done a spit-take if she was drinking something. She gripped her taller sister’s shoulders.

“Beel what is going on? Are you sick? Hurt? Does Belphie have to smack a bitch?” Her stare was so serious. Beel shook her head.

“I just think it would be a good idea for me... to cut back. I don’t want anyone thinking I’m a pig or anything...” Beel turned her head and quietly murmured that last part.

“Beelzebub... The always-famished sixth born... Avatar of Gluttony... Is on a diet?” She was utterly dumbfounded.

“Not a diet, per se, I’m just going to eat less. Like normal portions like everyone else!” Beel beamed. Belphie arched a brow. 

“So are not going to eat for the rest of the day? You ate enough that would last anyone else the rest of the week actually.” Beel pouted. Belphie sighed. “Why are you so worried about what others think about your eating habits all of a sudden. This never bothered you before...” Beel refused to make eye contact as her cheeks turned light pink. “Is there a certain someone you’re worried about looking down on you?” Beel perked up turning bright red. “Ha. Gotcha.” 

Before Beel could protest, her DDD sounded with a text. She took out her device and read the message and promptly got up to leave.

“Hey where are you going?”

“MC and I had plans to walk around Devildom today.”

“Hehehe... Good luck walking around the food vendors, sis.” Belphie teased.

Beel merely shot her twin a frown and shut the door behind her. She sighed. She knew how badly she was going to need that luck.  

~*~*~

“Oh Lady Diavolo give me the strength to endure this hell...” Beel quietly chanted to herself. 

“Isn’t this great, Beel? There seems to be some sort of food festival today. Look at all the different stalls! Where do you want to go first?” MC cheerfully asked. “I bet you want to visit all of them. Haha~” Oh how badly she wanted to do that. Beel’s face turned pink and she quickly brushed passed MC. 

“L-Let’s keep walking.” She blurted out before continuing down the side walk. MC immediately pegged this as strange. She wasn’t a picky eater unless it came to Mammon or Solomon’s food, but they weren’t around so what could be wrong? They followed after her. 

Trailing behind her for a couple minutes it was absolutely clear to MC that Beel was denying herself the pleasure of eating for some reason. She’d eye other people snacking on delicious goodies and stared at plated meals on display with deep longing in her eyes. Her stomach would growl occasionally scaring anyone in earshot. It was very strange, and every time MC tried to point out how weird she was acting she’d quickly change the subject. 

MC got tired of going circles. They were going to get to bottom of this.

The two decided to take a break from their stroll to sit at an open cafe, and of course Beel wasn’t ordering anything. MC was fiddling with the laminated menu while Beel looked off to the side miserable.

“Ahem- So what are you going to get? This crepe looks-” 

“I don’t want anything.” Beel lied.

“You don’t want anything? Anything at all?” MC asked.

“I’m not hungry.”

That was it. MC wasn’t going to be nice about it anymore. It was time to go for the throat. MC flagged down a waitress and placed an order.

“Hey~ You better not be ordering something for me!” Beel said eyeing the waitress walking away.

“I wasn’t.” “Good... Because I wasn’t going to eat it.” 

“I know.”

Moments later, the waitress returned balancing an immaculate sundae on a silver platter. The waitress placed it on the table told MC to enjoy and left. The two of them stared, one with more desire in her heart. Beel stared in a daze which was broken when MC picked up the cup.

“MMMM! Doesn’t this look just scrumptious?” MC started playing it up. Not that it was really needed as Beel couldn’t shake her gaze. “The freshly cut strawberries smells so sweet and look how the sugary syrup oozes down the soft ice cream!” There was an audible gulp. “This dessert is truly divine if I do say so myself~” MC eyed Beel for a reaction. 

“W-w-Well go head and enjoy it!” She crossed her arms and pretended not to be fazed. 

“Okay~ Here I go!” MC scooped at the sundae making a big show out of it. They examined the spoonful, and wafted the aroma, and even closed their eyes to take a bite. “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~”

“Wait.”

MC opened their eyes to see Beel madly blushing with tear welling in her eyes,  one hand over her mouth, and the other raised giving the stop hand sign.

“I want it.” She whimpered. 

MC chuckled. They shifted their chair over to her and offered her the spoonful. She took a bite and her expression of relief, pleasure, and happiness made MC’s heart feel light.

“That’s my girl. Now after this let’s properly enjoy today.”

Beel smiled and nodded, licking the sweetness off her lips.

[yandere-mha-blog]

Here some headcanons I thought of the top of my head lemme know whatchu think it’s kinda fluffy I’m unsure if you’d like this but I wanna see your take on bakugo with movie nights and a bit of stalking cuz Ik in one of your baku series that I’ve read he is a stalker.

Aight we talking hcs then you know yandere Bakugo would just hate seeing his darling sad and would go out of his way to have movie nights with them even if they are being bratty. He may be all brawn and no brain but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a heart. He’d watch whatever sappy movie they’d like if it meant them finally start to warm up to him. He’d have his arm wrapped around their shoulder, barely paying attention to movie, choosing to admire the way their darling gets lost in whatever they’re watching. Looking at memorizing every single expression his darling makes.

He’d also stalk his darling lots before actually realizing he does and then when he does he just makes excuses like: the darling would get hurt if he doesn’t watch over them or they’d forget to take care if themselves if he didn’t leave that note on their front door reminding them to take a different route to school cuz their normal one is closed off due to construction.

This is my first time talking hcs lmao I don’t know why I went on as if I knew what I was doing. I just wanted to think bout smth fluffy lemme know whatchu think. It may be a bit ooc for Bakugo but I just wanted some fluff lmao. I’d like to see how you’d interpret bakugo wanting to get close to his darling even though they are still resistent to his advances. And what you think if baku leaving notes for reader even tho they don’t remember telling anyone their address…let alone the route they take to work/school…

anyways maybe you like this maybe you don’t either way I hope you have a great day/night :3 feel free to just ignore if it’s that bad.

Hey, a yandere Bakugou, is a yandere Bakugou, all writers will have a different interpretations that doesn't mean it is bad, and with the sticky notes all I can think is:

Y/n: goes to get breakfast and see a sticky note that reads

"You are almost out of milk put it on the list."

y/n(half asleep): oh yeah I am I better put that on the list -WAIT A SECOND I LIVE ALONE!

(and just a heads up Bakugou patience is running thin, maybe you would enjoy cute aggression more if you are looking for a bit of fluffy yandere Bakugou :3)

Also Bakugou watching the movie inner dialogue (looks t this dumbasses cute stupid face) then proceeds to just monch on their cheek.

[everything-laito]

In most of the routes, Yui seems to grow more comfortable in the Sakamaki household, not just with the brother she chose, but all of them. How exactly does Laito react to seeing the other brothers grow closer to her in his HDB and MB self after his route ends? If this is too confusing or something feel free to ignore it., I was just thinking about it randomly 😛 thank you sm again! ❤️❤️❤️

Kai I am so freakin sorry that this has been sitting in my ask box for so long, I just wanted to make sure I can answer it thoroughly and get all the resources I need to answer it!!! (also school bleh) I know I dmd you my apologies but I'm saying it here too haha

also not a problem, you are always welcome in this inbox! thank YOU for still supporting me omg laskfdjl 

As always, rant under the cut! 

First of all kudos to you for picking up that, I never really thought about it too much in the front of my brain until this, and now its been living in my head rent free; I've been thinking about this ask for a couple months now so time to finally answer it! 

So in HDB, which I just replayed, we don’t see much of anyone in Laito’s route, or even after his route. In his after story, it’s a bit different––but that’s a long chapter, and it’s still primarily Laito. It also was added in the Limited V Edition I believe, but correct me if I’m wrong. 

I think that by the end, Laito knows Yui’s devotion to him, but still gets jealous. However in his heaven scenarios and the end of his Ecstacy chapter, his voyeurism shows and he just really might love seeing Yui be “pleased” by other men (DFLSDLF LAITO’S A CUCK HOLD ON LOL). 

However, after taking notes of his HDB route, I realize more strongly now that Laito believes that jealousy further proves love. He straight up says this in his Ending 01/Vampire Ending: 

Jealousy, you see, is the essence which makes love grow even stronger. I was able to realize that thanks to you.

He even says in Dark 10 that it’s ok for Yui to be jealous, and in Maniac 03 he tries to make Yui jealous as well. Although in his flashbacks and even throughout his chapter, he says that when he feels jealousy it slowly turns to pleasure. Again, he does have a facade. It could be true and he could be a cuckhold, or it’s just regular learned cognition because of Cordelia. Or both, to be honest. I believe he kind of “tests” his love via jealousy??? If that makes any sense. Even in the Ecstacy chapter in HDB, Yui just converses with Reiji and has tea with him and Laito is pretty peeved. in MB, I remember Yui would just talk to You and Laito would get all pissy as well. 

Laito has pretty big possessiveness related issues, as do most of the diaboys, but again since we don’t see a lot of the other diaboys in Laito’s route (especially when Laito’s around Yui), it’s a big enough of an issue that seems to deter the other boys away from her. In the very beginning of MB, when Yui just has been living at the mansion for some time and didn’t go down any “routes,” she just kinda vibes and tries to get used to that lifestyle. But it doesn’t bother Laito since Laito’s not attached to Yui. 

On top of Laito being jealous of other people around Yui (even her teacher in that one scene and her merely saying a couple sentences to Ayato offscreen), Laito also just has a major corruption kink. Again, Laito do be out here projecting himself onto Yui. But that’s a whole other post. I know I’ve been saying how some things I’m gonna do for separate posts, but that’s just because I don’t want to diverge much from this topic. 

Laito’s jealous of other people’s purity. He’s jealous of Ayato in that sense too, it’s confirmed in the Versus II CD. His jealousy of other’s purity causes him to want to corrupt others. But since after his route, Laito’s more attached to Yui and basically she’s able to “fall” with hm (in HDB at least), he becomes more possessive over her. In MB, it’s the same protocol but Yui’s teaching him what love is etc, so he’d probably lighten up a lot in MB in that regard after his route has ended. 

I believe you dmd me about an additional analysis thing to this, but I totally forget; if you remember don’t hesitate to dm it to me or put it in my ask box, I’ll reblog it with the answer too :’’’) Hopefully I was able to answer your initial question though! 

Hope you enjoyed! -Corn

Edit: I’m so sorry I forgot to add in your post-ask addition to this! 

Part 2 electric boogaloo, let’s go! 

I personally believe that Laito wants to monopolize Yui more than recognize that his brothers forming some type of emotional and not intimate attachment to Yui is positive for them. In MB it’s quite refreshing to see Yui get along with all the brothers and not being one of their possessions (in the prologue at least). 

It would take a long time for Laito to learn his unhealthy way of coping and obsession; although he does care about his brothers like I’ve said before, he does put himself before them, in a selfish way (and rather than a mentally healthy way). Sure he’s done some bad stuff to Ayato in the past (locking him up in the dungeon for him to be tortured) and pushes his brothers away with his facade, but I know he cares for them as well. He does give advice here and there to Kanato, Ayato, and Subaru. But considering he is so wrapped up in himself and his ego is incredibly large––rivaling Ayato’s and Reiji’s––he would care more about monopolizing Yui. He does find her special in his own Laito way, but considering how peculiar he finds her, he’s not open to “sharing” her like that. I don’t mean sharing the intimacy, because he does like to see his brothers monch on Yui (kind of? He likes it and doesn’t like it, it’s weird but I know it’s part of his coping mechanisms), but he still hates it even when Yui just exchanges words with them. 

[kingarmorking]

god there’s not a day in my life that goes by where i don't think about Soul’s love of eating souls (heheh)

as far as I'm aware he’s the only weapon we see straight up nommin on those bad boys. I don’t recall ever seeing Liz, Patti, Tsubaki, Harvard, Jaqueline, Thunder, Fire or ANYONE ELSE just monch like Soul does

WHY’S HE LIKE EM SO MUCH??? HE SAYS THEY DON’T HAVE A FLAVOR BUT HE LIKES HOW THEY GO DOWN HIS THROAT??? COULD SOUL (and by extension any of the other weapons) SUSTAIN HIMSELF OFF OF NOTHING BUT THE SOULS HE EATS IF HE REALLY WANTED TO???

do they provide any nourishment to him??? I know the dub has him make a lot more comments about it compared to the sub such as when fighting Rasputin in his dream he says that his soul is about to be his dinner and when he’s fighting Sid he says “I’M HUNGRY CAN WE JUST GET HIS DAMN ZOMBIE SOUL ALREADY?!”

there could be more but I’m still rewatching and even then they’re still kinda suspect since they were in the dub and not the sub but REGARDLESS HE LOVES HIS SOULS

was this boy confused as fuck but went “FUCK IT I’LL EAT IT” cause honestly that sounds like something he’d do (as opposed to Liz and Patti who seem to just… absorb it?? while they’re in weapon form)

and yeah Ragnarok eats them too but 1. he’s all sorts of fucked let’s be real and 2. he eats them in weapon form not when he’s coming out of Crona’s back

i just wanna know MORE AND GOD WOULD I KILL FOR A PRE-CANON FIC OF WHEN SOUL AND MAKA FIRST BECAME PARTNERS AND SOUL EATS HIS FIRST SOUL AND HOW THAT ALL WENT DOWN

[tillman]

I just saw your post about Tristan and Isolde. I will be honest, it was something of a surprise to come across a teenager on the internet defending Mark, of all people. Truly every generation loves a villain... if it's not Kylo Ren it's King Mark!

okayt. okay i am finally emotionally prepared (tipsy) enough to answer this ask  afte.r. 

an unknown amount of time. so here. here is my IN DEFENSE OF MARK post before the tea hits and i getg drunk for real:

1 he is funny. i think this si avalid point to defend him on. hes fucking weird and funny and a nut. thats it. 

2 in the beginning of gottfried and . thomas. and uhh well the courtly branch actually he is legally asigned TRISTANS DAD. this is really downplayde in a lot of stuff but in gottrfied specifially he is made tristans dad LEGALLY and he very much is proud of this and dodes a lot to like... u know.... dad him. hes cool. it addsa lot to his decent into hating him later and i think the choice to remove this aspect of him really donwplays a lot of marks nuance and charm in the first place. he is just a dude shoved into this situation in which the two people closest to him are lying directly tohim over a matter he literally would have been fine with. 

3 in the texts hes also very... sympathetic. which i like to bring out cus i think its weird everyone just ignores it fully. i WILL ADMIT mark is a fucking bitch. he tries to set isolde on fire. he in some verisons kills tristan which then kills isolde. he just kinda sucks hes  very ... shitty. i dcant think of a good word think of like.... devious but devious implies hes the one doing it on purpose u know. anwayys marks like..... decent into this evil character is always as like a . he was .... led into it ? like..... like people who hate tristan and isolde are alwasy teh ones to like taint his mind and amek him distrust the people closest to himn. in the beginning he has NO PROFF they r fucking yet still is distrustful cjust cus... he.... like. doesnt want them to be. he wants to trust them both so much but he canttt you know. you know.

4 his name is mark and thas tfunny 

5 hes like .. nice :-) hes nice!!!!!!!!!!!! go look at tristrant . hes like friends with arthur tahts so funny hteyre FRIENDS hes friends with most of the court. 

6 in the post vulgate he for some reason (well reason: galahad called him a whore once) after camleot falls is like. well cool. and goes to camelot and burns it all down and destroyes everything. he commits HATE CRIMES !!!!! CANONICALLY!!!!!!!!! HWAT OTHER ARTHURIAN CHARACTER CNA SAY THAT!! he went to joyous gard and destroyed lancelto and galehauts corpses cus htey were homos. BRO WHO ELSE CNA SAY THAT> i lov eit its so fuckung ufnny. its the post vulgates excuse for why camelot and whatver istn around anymore IM PRETTY SURE but its so funny mark is canonically homophobic how doy ou not love that in a man. i love that in aman thats so funny..

7 anwyays i think hes fun. hes not kylo ren hes not some weird pissy baby hes just tristans weird uncle who didnt even want to marry in the first plaace btu was constantly lied to by thw two most close to him in the world and that led him down teh deep edn and now he kills t[opele... in most tales hes honestly so fucking upset over tristan and isoldes death he has them SUPER honored. in als monc. mocnh ? monch? hoqw od you spell taht one. anwyays in tristan becomes a monk he is SO UPSET over the idea tristan dies he drops his whole charade and immedietly is like isolde im so fuckiugn sorry are YOU okay. its really upsetting i like amrk so ufkcuing much OH my god the world is spinning hi 

[sparklecryptid]

Re: Prompto and SW Clones, imagine Prompto, as the only firearm specialist in Senator Luna's Retinue, going to check out the local range, which is the GAR one and learning to fire all sorts of blasters in like, a minute each bc they're different from guns sure but not THAT different and immediately catching the eye of every single clone there bc the twiggy blond man does not LOOK like someone who is that good with a firearm. So he kind of amasses a crowd before he notices? (1/4)

And he kinda starts and blushes and stammers once he realizes he's being watched by 10 or 15 strangers. THEN he notices they all have the same face. And he blurts out something about clones and weirdness and they all look vaguely offended but more than a little resigned to casual clone bigotry and oh no, he didn't mean it like that! So he ends up blurting out that HE'S a clone and flashing them his barcode (assuming he's a bit less conflicted about it in this AU) (2/4)Which, wait what? bc look, set next to a clone of Jango Fett, a clone of Verstael Besithia probably doesn't seem very impressive? And shooting aside Prompto is a smol sunshine man. Whom they had taken for the new senator's personal camera man frankly despite him being listed as security on his papers. SO they do what any curious clone would do and drag him to the mess and ask QUESTIONS. Which Prompto answers honestly, bc this is mostly common knowledge on Eos now that the Empire is gone(3/4)Lemme tell you, the full story equals instantly pissed off clones. If Verstael wasn't dead already,,, ("They were gonna turn you into a /clanker/?!?" is the first horrified whisper after Prompto finishes talking) SO, yeah, Prompto is promptly (hah never tire of that pun) adopted and once it comes out that there's like 20,000 baby and child clones still alive on Eos that they're honestly having trouble finding homes for, well, a lot of the GAR did retire when Ardyn ate Palpatine sooo *G* (4/4)

I LOVE ALL OF THIS? SO MUCH? JUST SO MUCH YES HERE? and just. yes. i like this. *slams cup on the ground* ANOTHER

but ahem. also dont mind if i just-

Verstael clones wind up being adopted left and right. and suddenly a bunch of SW clones are settling down on Eos with their adopted kids and Prompto is just. GOOD MY SIBLINGS ARE GETTING HOMES BUT ALSO IF YOU FUCKING HURT THEM ANY OF YOU I WILL END ALL OF YOU.

 and so SW clones get to see how scary prompto can be.

(but also i really want Prompto and SW clones to go on a mission together and Rex and Cody and Fives and Echo and everyone else get to watch as Prompto just. Doesn’t miss. Ever. And how much ass this scrawny little man can kick. They decide to never get on his bad side ever because FUCK HE’S SCARY.)

But also please imagine all The Adult Clones pushing for rights for each other and Luna and Padme help while Anakin hovers ominously in the background because hey he’s all for living things having human rights actually fight him.

(also i am cackling at the wording of Ardyn Ate Palpatine. Because while Ardyn might have monched on the dark side of Palpatines Force Energy he didn’t actually eat the asshole.

“It would give me a terrible stomach ache,” he claims later and everyone comes to the conclusion that no he totally ate a dark lord of the sith)