#kinda lazy on the clothes and you can see it but i'm tired and won't complete it if i sleep before its done so yk

[belorussiandino]

qing 🐉

[cutiecutedoll]

my guide to wonyoungism, improve your life, glow up, be THAT girl:

🎀 have a routine: this is something I learned from being on therapy for so long. It is really important to have a routine because if not you can have bad sleeping, be tired all day, get bored easier, you won't be able to finish your responsabilities, it can bring you bad self esteem and in general is a complete mess.

🎀 work out: always do what's best for you and do what you feel comfortable doing but please! work! out! I'm such a lazy person and at some point it was really hard for me to have motivation to do anything, but once I put my mind into it, and force myself a bit and started with 10 mins of pilates everyday (since it was something easy to start with) my life and my self esteem improved a lot. Working out is another way to have schedules and a routine, also improves your self esteem by making you feel capable of doing stuff, and ofc is good for your body.

🎀 have a good skincare routine: first, do some research about your skin type and see what products can work better for you (you can also go to have a skincare treatment and ask the beautician or search on internet) but always do what's more comfortable and affordable for you, don't use stuff that influencers recommend bc you can alter you skin type based on the products you use too (as a beutician I know) Also don't DON'T do it everyday, some products can be used everyday like the cleanser but others not. As I said just do a good research. Besides skin stuff it's really interesting!!

🎀 improve your diet: with diet I don't mean to specifically have a diet, actually I'm a bit against them, since being strict about what we eat can cause stress and guiltiness, it's really important to have a balance, eating healthy at the end of the day means nothing if you don't enjoy it. And you can enjoy it by having fun creating new healthy recipes, doing a journal about your fav healthy recipes, buying new cookware (pink plates, pots, pans, etc) or eating a hamburguer, a chocolate cookie sometime

🎀 journal: this is something I do since 2014 lol it's without doubt one of the best things the human has created. It has helped me to improve my writing skills, to get to know me better, to vent about stuff idk how or whom to talk about, also make it fun! In my journal I vent and write about my feelings,fears, dreams, goals, etc but also write down my travels, concerts or fav kpop artists, decorate with stickers, a piece of confetti, even dried flowers!

🎀 hobbies: this is something I also learned recently on therapy, I mean we all had hobbies from time to time but do we know about the importance of having them? I spent this whole year doing nothing since I can't work or study, and without hobbies I can tell you life is too boring, and it can lead you to bad self esteem too I mean, I kinda got crazier for spending so much time alone with literally nothing to do. So find new and fun stuff to do just for the pleasure of doing it, you don't have to be the best at it. I bet you can find hobbies ideas on YouTube as well.

🎀 be more femenine: this is ofc an optional step but I think it can be important, since always either wonyoung or it girls usually look very femenine. Don't forget to make it a fun thing to do! Finding your aesthetic, maybe trying a new one, enjoy going shopping..you can be femenine with your clothing, with your skin care routine, with your jewlery...this is just about feeling beautiful and also powerful.

🎀 improve your behaviour towards other people: with this I mean basically being more open. To meet new people, to make new plans...also fixing your body gesture (at least mine is shit and It always end up hurting my back and shoulders)

🎀 affirmations: good affirmations are a thing, this I learned in therapy too. The way you talk to yourself is important and changing the mindset too. If you tell yourself "I won't be able" then for sure you won't. This is not an easy thing tho I know, but is a necessary thing. Forcing yourself to change your mind every time a negative thought pass by is a hardwork but is well payd, cause the price is your happiness. For this is VERY important to have some help and work things up in therapy. But to give you a little tip, surround yourself with good energy, put some pictures of good affirmations in your room, as background of your phone, even on a shirt!

🎀 enjoy and trust the process: as I kept saying in each step, making it something fun to do it would help you to don't feel it like an obligation cause it's not. It's ofc a responsability to improve your life so you don't fall in depressed behaviours for example, but by making it something fun, then you won't feel guilty if someday you don't feel like functioning and need a lazy day in bed. And by trusting the process, we keep motivated to keep going.

🌼hope this works for you, please let me know if so, have a great day and a great life! 🌼

[justcallmeaubs-blog]

Since I haven't had the motivation to make the ej and Jeff edit (I'm working on it I swear, as well as the bloody painter 🥲) I will give you some headcanons of them separately and then as a couple.

★°•Eyeless Jack•°★

Eyeless Jack probably listens to cannibal by Kesha just saying

Eyeless Jack is not as soft as other people stress him to be in my eyes. I think he is nice to people he cares about (even though he probably is still pretty quiet about it even if he really cares or respects you) but to the people either he is told to kill by slenderman or he just doesn't like he will not give two fucks

This goes two ways, if you are someone he is sent out to kill, it doesn't matter what you do he will kill you with no remorse. (unless it's a kid then he feels a little guilty but gets over it fairly fast)

On the other hand... If you are someone he has to tolerate (like another creepypasta) he won't hurt them but it will be obvious he does not like you

He will do things such as take longer to answer a question or not answer at all if someone he doesn't like asks.

But then he would answer it normally if someone he tolerates or likes. Even if it's the same question

He won't wait for the unlikable person leaves either, it would just go like: *unlikable pasta* hey do you know what time it is? EJ:............................ *Likeable pasta* hey EJ what time is it? EJ:........2.......45.......... *Unlikable pasta just standing there* ...the fuck...?

I see him as someone that would also help the injured (especially ticci toby since he can't feel pain so he probably gets regular check ups just to make sure he isn't literally bleeding out) but god forbid if someone he doesn't like gets hurt and he has to bandage them up (lets say nurse ann or doctor smile are busy) he would not only do a half ass job, he would also (depending on how mich he doesn't like them) br a lot more rough with the bandages

It's kinda hard to tell if he likes someone since he's so calm and quiet but there are some ways you can tell

One way to find out is if he will speak/text to you first (but thats pretty rare)

Another way is if he asks you to go and kill someone for kidneys. He is a pretty independent individual and he is not lazy in any way. But, if he trusts you and is too tired to go out and find a human to eat he will probably ask someone responsible. (Though if they say no he might never ask them again)

I believe he is self conscious about how he looks since he sees himself as a monster ever since he got sacrificed. He probably wears the mask 24/7.

You couldn't imagine the surprise one of the pastas got when they went to wake him up one day and he was still wearing his mask

And sometimes proxies like masky or hoodie will leave their clothes on after a long mission but that's out of exhaustion. EJ CHOOSES to do this so when he wakes up he won't have to see his face in the mirror

Because of all of this he isn't one to show you his emotions or talk about his feelings (and it would be hard to tell what he's feeling anyway)

Something that makes him feel better about himself is that Sally likes doing his nails (claws) that includes painting them, putting anything shiny on it and even trimming them.

★°•JEFF THE KILLER•°★

Let's get the basic stuff out the way

Absolute menace

Listens to metal or rock

Best friends with BEN and toby

Probably emo

Has a knife collection

He is (in my headcanon) not aroace or asexual but he does not feel love or intimacy that often. It is possible and he is (again in my headcanon) pansexual

The reason I think this is because he probably thinks "why the fuck does it matter who I'm with? As long as they don't piss me off it's fine"

Anger issues²

Alright now that's out of the way let's get started on the real stuff

Jeff and toby are the most annoying duo

They are the most clever and the most stupid duo anyone has ever seen

What I mean by this is when they pull pranks on a creepypasta they calculate everything, where they are, where they're gonna be at anytime, what they would fall for, what they would and wouldn't believe, who they trust, who they hate, everything comes into consideration for some stupid whoopie cushion prank.

But at the same time they would have a rock eating competition -_-

And when Jeff is by himself he is most likely killing or running away from something jane threw at him

He does have mental breakdowns at night and rethinks his life and how it could've turned out

By the morning though he doesn't regret anything and he goes through this cycle of "pfft why would I give a shit?" To "I'm a horrible person"

When he's on a mission none of these thoughts go through his head tho

Him and Liu do not speak unless they have too and it is kinda awkward

That's all I could think of :/

★°•EJ x JEFF•°★

This relationship would take a WHILE to bloom as they are both so different and I think they would talk but it would be so awkward (even for someone as loud as jeff)

I think the way Jeff would hint at EJ is he would continuously say things like "having a boyfriend wouldn't be so bad huh?" Or "being pansexual is cool" and ej would just....never understand

Eventually EJ would get the hint and after enough of these awkward hints he would just straight up say "if you wanna date just say so"

And Jeff would just stand there like 0_0

Either that or Jeff would get fed up with EJ not getting the hints and he would just yell at him "DATE ME PLEASE!!"

The first week of this relationship would have little to no communication because neither of them expected to get this far

Literally Nina and maybe Ben (teasing Jeff) would talk more about their new relationship than they would

Eventually EJ would ask him out (and probably give him a real beating heart as a gift T_T) and Jeff would just be like: okay 🙃👍🏻

On their first date (shockingly) EJ would do most of the talking since Jeff is horrible with serious shit

And it would be generic questions like "what do you want to do?" Or "how are you feeling?" And Jeff would have no idea what to say

After a couple of these dates they would eventually get used to each other and talk out how they feel about each other and what their boundaries are, what they're comfortable with, what they like and don't like, etc

Idk how long the relationship would last but I hope I pleased you and thank you for reading this! :D (this took me an hour lmao, I really like making these and I plan to make more in the future! Tell me if you enjoyed reading this and what character/characters you would like headcanons for next!)

[libertybri]

Fallout 4 - Various Flirting Lines!

MacCready:

"I heard super mutants were kidnapping their victims. *chuckles* So, someone as cute as you should stay far away."

"You know... if you wanted a sniping lesson or something, I could help you out with that."

"You could steal my sweetroll and I wouldn't even be mad. *laughs* Sorry, heard that one from a couple a while back."

Hancock:

"Seeing double of you has got to be the greatest thing ever discovered by, well, me."

"Do you ever get tired of being the most beautiful woman/man of the wastes? Must be exhausting..."

"If you get cold just let me know, sunshine. I don't have a problem warming you right up."

Cait:

"Yer really special to me, ya know that?"

"If ya weren't so busy gettin' chased by super mutants all th' time, I'd be kissin' ya more often."

"I'm startin' to see that a lot of 'em Diamond City guards look at ya th' way I do. I outta kick 'em where it hurts for that."

Piper:

"Wow Blue, I think your best lighting may be the moonlight. You look amazing."

"If you want to take the night off and relax, I know a place where we can get some privacy..."

"I really can't decide what my favorite version of you is. The badass, war-machine... the cute, lovable... The nifty, brainiac... All of you is just amazing."

Nick:

"No one can work as hard as you do and still look that damn great."

"So, you're into robots? Hm..."

"Maybe we should look into repairing these old parts so I can take care of you good, doll."

Preston:

"No one can wear blue quite like you, General."

"I consider myself to be one of the luckiest men alive, all thanks to you."

"Maybe we should both take some time off from work... to do some things... together."

Danse:

"Solider. (Blushes) Um, a mission, just the two of us..."

"I am somehow always at a loss of words around you... may just be the affect you have on me, but I won't be one to complain."

"Would this be an inappropriate time to kiss you?”

Maxson:

"Did you do something new with your hair? It's nice."

"I haven't slept that good since... ever. I feel safe with you."

"If you wanted to call in sick today, just stay here with me, you know... I wouldn't mind."

Curie:

"Maybe you should stay around a little longer, madame/monsieur! So I can... make sure you are well, of course!"

"There are still so many fascinating things I want to learn about you, madame/monsieur! You truly are someone special.”

"How is it possible for someone to be so filled with danger but cute as a button? Very confusing, no?"

Deacon:

"Stop giving me that look or I'll make out with you right now. — Okay, don't say I didn't warn you. Come here!"

"Has anyone ever told you how nice of an as– smile you have?"

"It seems like we're always on the move. I'm up for a lazy day and some cuddles if you are."

Desdemona:

"How about you take me as your partner this time? Hm, sorry, Deacon."

"This mission is a little more dangerous than others. While I don't doubt your abilities, I recommend you take extra precautions... I just really look forward to your return."

"Another success? Well, I can't say I'm surprised. You are the best."

Sturges:

"Hey, I- uh, found this dress the other day and I was thinking about how purty you'd look in it."

"I was thinkin' of making something special just for you, because, well, I think you're special. (Heh)"

"Anythin' you can think of, let me know, and I'll try my best to make it or recreate it just for you, doll.”

X6-88:

"You look very flattering today, ma'am/sir."

"While I recommend you should stay in your armor, you do look very nice in your regular clothes."

"You have nice eyes, ma'am/sir."

Gage:

"Has anyone ever told ya, you kinda resemble Nuka-Girl? Or maybe I'm jus' imaginin' you in that suit and getting a little excited. (Heh)"

"Pre-war couples used to kiss at the top'a the ferris wheel from what I heard. Kind of stupid if you ask me... but if you were willing, then I can't say I'd be one to argue with ya, boss."

"Watchin' you fight, all badass-lookin' an' all, has got me feeling some type'a way. I'm not hatin' that either."

Mason:

"Let me know if there's anyway I can please you, boss. Anyway at all... (Heh)"

"I know a few ways I can make you howl."

"There's this fantasy I have between you and I... let me know if you'd ever be willing to act on it with me.”

Mags Black:

"People can be stupid enough to ignore your greatness and I pity them for that."

"If you don't invite up to the Grille soon, I might just have to call a secret meeting between you and I down here at the Parlor, if you get what I mean."

"Have you considered making love at the top of the ferris wheel? I can't deny the thought has been playing on my mind a lot recently..."

[mysteryshoptls]

SR Idia Shroud Lab Coat Personal Story: Part 1

"It's all about aesthetics."

Part 1 (Part 2)

[Ignihyde Dorm – Idia's Room]

Ortho: Hey, Nii-san. Since it's Saturday and we have the day off, let's play together～

Idia: Sorry, Ortho. I already have plans with my online friend "Crimson Muscle" today.

Idia: After this little breather, I need to get right back to my game. Can we play tomorrow instead?

Ortho: That's totally fine, but… A game? Even though you're wearing your lab wear?

Idia: Eh? …Oh, you mean why I’m wearing this?

Idia: It's got a ton of pockets for me to stick my smartphone and remotes in, so it's pretty convenient.

Idia: Also, it's fine if it gets dirty, so even if I spill a drink on it in the middle of my game, it's OK.

Ortho: I don't really think it's OK at all, though…

Idia: Fufufu… But anyway, there is another reason I'm wearing this.

Idia: I swapped the lens in my goggles to something that'll protect my eyes from blue light.

Idia: This way, even if I'm staring at the display for long hours, my eyes won't get tired.

Ortho: Eh, when did you make that kind of mod?

Idia: This awesome eye-protection of mine will guard against more than just hazards and chemicals!

Ortho: I get the goggles, but what about your gloves? Aren't they just in the way?

Idia: Well, yeah, it's not like I'm wearing these gloves all the time.

Idia: It's just, sometimes my fingers get a bit cold when I'm holding the gamepad.

Ortho: I don't think using a pair of rubber gloves would really help in that regard.

Idia: It's all about aesthetics. Plus, this way the gamepad won't slip if my palms start to sweat.

Idia: And on top of all that…!

Idia: You listening, Ortho-kun? This is the most important part.

Ortho: Y-Yeah.

Idia: …Even if I'm wearing my pajamas, as long as I'm wearing my lab coat over it, no one would know!!

Ortho: That's what you mean by important!?

Idia: It's so practical, since no one can tell if I'm wearing proper clothing underneath. Fufufu… these lab coats are the best.

Idia: Maaan, tools like these that can be used in so many different practical ways is where it’s at! Gets me all excited.

Ortho: Sounds more like laziness to me, but… I suppose if you're happy with it, Nii-san…

Ortho: Ah, but… it's fine if you're only wearing that lab coat over your pajamas in your room. Don't go outside wearing it, okay?

Ortho: If a professor catches you, you'll get in trouble again.

Idia: Ah, yeah, yeah. They'd be like "Shroud, you need to keep in mind the time, place, and occasion."…

Idia: Trein-shi is really particular about things like that.

Ortho: Nii-san, you're the dorm leader, the guy in charge, so it would be bad if your decisions influence the other dorm students.

Idia: I'm deffo not the guy in charge. A dorm leader's nothing more than a glorified errand boy for the rest of the dorm.

Idia: And I don't think I have any kind of influence, anyway…

Idia: I doubt anyone would care what I went outside wearing, though.

Ortho: Even so… I don't want anyone to say anything bad about you.

Ortho: So, please make sure you're only wearing that lab coat during class or in your room, okay?

Idia: …Fine.

Idia: Oh, the rest of my party are back online. Guess it's time to get back to our quest～!

Ortho: Don't play too hard, okay?

Idia: …Aaahhh～～! Nice, we finally beat the boss… Man, this is the best kind of day off.

Idia: But now I'm feeling kinda hungry. …Oh, I see, 'cause it's almost 2 in the morning.

Idia: It's so late that Ortho's already in sleep mode, no wonder I'm hungry.

Idia: I think I'm good for one more game, so I'll take a quick break here.

Idia: Alright, it's the time we've all been waiting for, it's time for my Midnight Snack ♪ Today, I'll have…

Idia: …Ack, nothing!?

Idia: Oh, right, yesterday's game was crazy intense… So I ate it all then.

Idia: Auuugh～ That's right, I was going to express order online for some today, but I totally forgot… Damn.

[stomach growls]

Idia: … Yeah, I'm still hungry, though.

Idia: The only food being sold this late at night would be… The chocolate bars from the vending machines in the school store, huh.

Idia: That's… outside my room…

Idia: …I don't really like it, but I doubt anyone's still around this time of night. Yeah, it'll be fine.

Idia: Ortho said to not go outside wearin’ my lab coat, but as long as I don't run into anyone it'll be okay, so I'll just keep it on.

Idia: Besides, it'd be too troublesome to change now.

Idia: 'K, mission start. I'll do a quick re-supply and then dive back into the game!

Part 1 (Part 2)

Requested by Anonymous.

[writer-loogi2]

♡︎𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙼𝚒𝚌 𝙷𝙲𝚜 ( 𝚙𝚝. 3 )♡︎

A/N: Welp, I did another one of these! I believe this will be the last one ( with Present Mic at least ) since I can't think of anymore headcanons for him..

I hope you enjoy these- ( and if you have any headcanons you'd like to tell me, don't be shy and drop them in the ask box! Keep in mind I'll use them as reference! )

♡︎𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚎: Read part one [ here! ] Read part two [ here! ] Read part four [ here! ]

♡︎♡︎♡︎

♡︎𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝: Random Present Mic headcanons ( part three!! )

♡︎𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐!! None, just funny crap-

♡︎♡︎♡︎

( ♡︎𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚞𝚝!♡︎ )

• Okay so for my first headcanon. I do remember saying in one of my posts, that he owns a motorcycle, well now I change my mind, instead he actually owns two!

• ^He has a regular motorcycle that he doesn't use, he just kinda has it for decoration, but the other one ( that he does use, mind you ) is one of those motorcycles with the long ass handlebars. ( He looks really funny when he's riding it )

• I dunno why, but I kinda feel like Present Mic is the type of guy that when he gets a sunburn, he's red as a fucking tomato the first day, but the next day he's completely normal. Mans can't even get a tan.. 😔

• Hardly ever gets sick, but when he does, he makes a huge fuss about it. He also hates taking medication ( at least if its pills, he'll drink any type of medicine, but he's tired of taking pills )

• Totally random but his fangs are a bit sharp- ( it's not like he has vampire teef ok? It's only a little bit- )

• This is not exactly a headcanon perse, but if Present Mic had an aesthetic, I think it would be either glitchcore or vaporwave. Idk, I think it suits him.

• Ooh ooh! I got one. He really likes flowers! He won't admit it, but his favorite are yellow petunias.

• DADMIC HC!! He totally plays dress up and has tea parties with Eri. Like this grown ass man will wear a pink frilly skirt, a tiara, some fairy wings and go to tea parties with Eri's stuffed animals.

• ( It's even funnier when Aizawa walks in on him doing that- )

• He's all like: "What on Earth are you doing?"

• And 'Zashi will respond with: "I'm havin' a tea party with Eri, duh!! What does it look like I'm doin'??"

• *Insert confused Aizawa*

• Okay now back to the headcanons-

• Alright so I know it's canon that Present Mic kinda has a thing against Jirou, especially after the whole bug incident. I wouldn't say he hates her but he doesn't exactly like her either ( it's stated in One's Justice 2, and for some reason he views himself as 'superior' that her. Like bruh he's so full of himself lmao ) anyway, so like I know he doesn't like her, but I like to think that despite him disliking Jirou a bit, he genuinely cares about her and thinks she'll be a great hero someday.

• Absolutely looks good in any green clothing ( you can't change my mind )

• And finally, this headcanon is kinda gross, but I think that he's a messy eater. Well at least sometimes, but it's still gross seeing this man with his face full of crumbs or pizza grease sjsjsj 😖

♡Bonus..♡

• I stated before that I headcanon that Present Mic in his teen years used to do a lot of graffiti. ( he probably owned a skateboard as well and would ride it to school like the rad little dude he was )

• And a totally random and stupid headcanon, but Present Mic owns a keytar and he knows how to play it very well. ( not a lot of people know he can play it btw, people just assume he's only good a being a DJ- )

A/N: Oof, so I got kinda lazy with these headcanons, but I did have a bit of fun while writing them!

I just wish I had more but I can't think of anything else, so I might just end the random Present Mic headcanons right here.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy!

°.♡┈┈∘*┈୨୧┈*∘┈┈♡.°

♡︎𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝♡︎

[jay-durian]

BESTIE HEYYYYYY I would like to ask for a ship <33 I've seen so many of these and it's my first time asking for one, cause it's you <3. okay so, I'm a virgo, and im an infp, and I'm so so short like everyone keeps using me as an armrest (I'm legal I just dont feel good saying my age, but i think yk that) okay what do I say now,,,,, I like baking, late night drives, I can cook,,,, (kinda)(not really) im the baby of my friend group, every single friend I have mothers me around, I like fall sick so easily it's like funny at this point and I get so stressed like all the time. i love reading and listening to music (currently obsessed w olivia rodrigos new album) I have a good sense of fashion but I'm too lazy to actually put that sense into something good (ykwim?) I love love love pastries and cupcakes, I have some almost every other day, they're so good I cant, ah yes and I tend to get insecure pretty easily. and I guess that's it?!?!! this is so chaotic im sorry😭😭

Awie your so cute pls-🥺 the fact that you tried it bc it's me I'm TOT also I got your other ask too so I'll just add the screenshot of it on this answer itself ^^

I ship you with jay!!!

No matter how many times I say this, I'll never get tired of it. Jay loves the fact that your short 🤩 it's just that he wants to take care of you and treat you like a baby 🥺 (even though your prolly older than him)

Since you can cook and bake I totally feel like you and jay would spend lots of time trying out new recipes and experiment with dishes

He'd love taking you to long drives in the middle of the night (who knows y'all might do something more than just going for a drive 😗😗)

Jay would love taking care of you when you get sick, he'd make you soup, buy you medicines, frequently check your temperature and just pamper you 🤧

He'd basically spoil you with all sorts of shit may it be clothes, accessories, Food, skin care/make up products... You name it he'll buy it

I can totally see you both reading a book on the couch while Olivia's songs play in the background (I love her songs :3 )

He'd help you pick outfits and dress up so that you won't have to do any of that on your own 🤩🤩🤩

He'll frequently buy you pastries and sweets (I bet he'd buy you something or the other everyday ☠️)

As for you being insecure, he loves you for who you are, he loves everything about you, may it be physical appearance, voice, or any habbits. He thinks your amazing and he lets you know by reminding you about it or leaving small notes around the house 🥺 (and yes your amazing, I won't take a no 😁)

Since you use Corny pick up lines and shit... Both of yall would be huge ass flirts (anyone looking at y'all would think y'all are just random people flirting around 🤡)

Since your not so great at romance, jay will do it for you 🤩 there's no way someone can say that he isn't romantic. That boy will do such sweet and cute stuff. He would even plan a candle light dinner for your anniversary or smn 🥴

He loves it when your all happy and bubbly cause hello?! We all know jay is soft for such stuff 😂

Overall y'all would be such a cute couple who constantly flirt with eachother like it's no big deal 🤠 *cries in single*

Tysm for sending this love, have a nice day 🥰

[priyankaraa]

Sneaky Lovers||P.P

Summary: The reader and Peter are secretly dating. But they find it hard to keep their secret when Tony starts to get suspicious.

A/N: Hi. This is my first ever post. I hope you'll enjoy it.

Paring: Peter Parker × Female!Reader

Warnings:Swearing,fluff,light/implied smutt

WC:🤷‍♀️(I'm too lazy to count)

There you was, standing in your underwear in the middle of Peter's room in the avengers compound. Things were about to get heated when you heard a knock on the door that almost made you jump out of you skin. "Peter, you in there?" You were gonna jump out the window when you heard your father's voice.

Peter was enjoying watching you stripping for him. The way your black lace panty's hugged your ass. And how your matching black bra cupped you boobs. But he just sat on his bed shirtless and frozen when he heard Tony's voice. You had a worried look on your face and Tony continued to call out for Peter when you'll kept quiet. So you hid yourself in the bathroom. You grabbed all your clothes and ran in there like your life depended on it. Maybe it did, if your father found you you'd be dead.

You had your ear on the door, trying to listen to the them.

"I just came to remind you that you have training tomorrow morning with Steve. He wants to teach you how to throw his shield or something like that. Don't be late. " Tony caught a glimpse of his daughter's favourite scrunchie around Peter's wrist. You only had one to give to your boyfriend and your dad knew this.

"I won't Mr Stark." His voice was shaky and Tony could sense the nervousness. Instead he wished Peter Goodnight and left. You came out from the bathroom relieved that you'll didn't get caught.

"So, where were we." You said seductively, making Peter lick his lips and smile. You pressed a small kiss to his lips and went back to what got were doing. You removed your bra and panty and left Peter grabbed your waist and pulled you closer. Your naked body felt so good against his. He leaned in kissing you gently and then he deepened the kiss. Grabbing your ass and placing you on the bed. And we all know what happened next. You'll thought that you'll had gotten away with it. But you'll had no idea what was gonna happen next.

You woke up in Peter's shirt and to an empty bed. You'd figured that Peter left for training. He was trying so hard to impress you dad. You couldn't keep this relationship from him for long. Peter wanted Tony to accept him as his eldest daughters boyfriend. But Tony already figured out about the two of you. He was totally cool with it. He trusted Peter like his own son. But the was no way that he was gonna let the two of you have it easy.

Peter was working hard with Steve on the battle ground. Steve was teaching him how to properly block an enemies attacks and counteract them. Tony watched closely, inspecting Peter's every move. Ready to criticise him just so that his plan to impress your dad went in vain. But before your father could say anything, all eyes were on the elevator that dinged open. You stepped out and walked towards your father. Peter froze. He was taken back by your beauty. And Tony had noticed this.

"Hey pumpkin, what are you doing down here?" Tony said.

"I was getting bored sitting upstairs so I thought that I can watch you'll train." You just wanted to see Peter and your father knew this.

"Well get comfortable. Peter is getting his ass kicked by Steve. It's actually kinda funny." He said with a small chuckle.

It was true though. Peter was doing terrible. He tried hard to not get his butt whipped but somehow he failed. At the end of the training session, Peter was tired and he just wanted to take a hot shower with you. You both left and went to Peter's room.

He went into the bathroom and dragged you along with him. He took off his clothes until he was standing naked in front of you. "Wanna join me?" He asked you with a small smirk.

"I just had a shower babe." You tried letting him down easily but he wouldn't back down. He was persistent.

"Please love. I promise after this we can do whatever you want to do. I'll spend the entire day with you." He knew how to get what he wants but you're no fool. But you were gonna play along because you got what you wanted at the end of day.

"Fine, Parker but only cos I love you." You said sweetly. You know how to get what you want too.

As you got into the shower with Peter, your father was just getting ready to mess with you. He knew that you would probably be in the shower with Peter having sex. And boy was he right. It started out as a make out session and ended up in full blown sex. Soon the only things that could be heard was the sound of the shower and your combined moans.

Peter didn't lock his door room thus letting Tony into the room. At least he locked the bathroom door. But Tony was standing outside the bathroom door and he heard the moans. He put two and two together and figured out that you'll were having sex.

He knocked on the door." Hey kid, everything alright in there. You don't sound too good." Tony had to hold back his giggles. He heard you say"oh shitt" and he almost burst out laughing. Everything went silent until Peter spoke.

"Everything's good Mr Stark. Don't worry about it." Peter was not convincing at all.

"You sure? It's sounds like you're nailing someone in there." He pushed further hoping that Peter should crack but he wouldn't, not when you're naked and next to him.

"What? That's ridiculous. I'm just masturbating." You wanted to slap Peter. His excuse was worse. How is he supposed to impress Tony when he's 'masturbating in the shower'. For a nerd Peter was pretty dumb.

But that was just the first incident. The second one was easy weirder. It was at breakfast. Peter had just gotten back from an all night mission. He was sitting next to you at breakfast and he couldn't keep his hands to himself.

His hand started off on your thigh. It moved higher until the only thing between his finger and your clit was you panty. He rubbed his finger on the material for a while until he pushed your panty to the side and shoved his fingers in. You were biting your tongue trying to hold back your moans. And ofcourse your father noticed this so he started taking to you and asking you questions.

Peter made you cum under the table and you tried so hard to hold back your moans. After you released all over his fingers he lifted it to his mouth and licked them. You're father knew exactly what happened and he was amazed when Peter licked his fingers. You gave a sigh of relief when Peter pulled out. You were also very upset at him.

You couldn't take it anymore. Everytime you and Peter were gonna get intimate your father showed up making you and Peter freak out. You were gonna tell you're father about everything. So the whole day you were being super nice to everyone and that evening you told your father.

You waited until you were alone with your dad to break the news to him, sincing the rest of the team would start making it weird. You didn't want them freaking out your dad cos then he would probably ban you and Peter from ever looking at each other let alone dating. So private was the best option.

"Hey daddy. There's something that I need to tell you." He just nodded in response and you started. "Peter and I are dating and we have been for a while. I was scared to tell because that you would very upset and stop us from even looking at each other." You stopped when Tony burst out laughing. Like, what the hell. Why the hek is he laughing.

"Honey, I known for a while. I've been messing with you. It was fun." Your father had been playing you. You wanted to start crying. You were mixed emotions right now, words couldn't explain how you were feeling. One part you were relieved and the next you were hurt that your dad messed with you like that.

"Listen kiddo. I'm totally fine with you and spider boy. Just don't do anything that I would do and dont do anything that I wouldn't do." You just looked at him. Like is he fucking serious. If he was okay then why did he mess around and scare the shit out of you. And on top of it all you were confused.

"Wait, so you're not upset?" You questioned.

"I'm just disappointed that I had to find out on my own but if I had to choose someone it would be Peter." He gave you smile and pulled thinly in for a hug. Wait a minute. How did he know? "How did you find out?" Now you had to know.

"When I went to Peter's room to remind him about training,I noticed that he was using the scrunchie that you were gonna give to your boyfriend. So I put two and two together." Peter that dumbass. "I told him not to use my scrunchie but noooo he had to show everyone that he belonged to me." Tony let out a small laugh before sending you off to your room.

Wow! That went better than expected.

[sainadazai]

When your crush is angry all the time

Ch. 2

Ch.2

DontCryDontCryDontCry

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Y/n pov

First day at U.A. high. This is actually going to be so sick, think of all the boys and girls and weird quirks. Best of all I get to meet boom boom. Hopefully I don't do that thing where I think about him so much I forget we don't know each other, that would be embarrassing. 

I smile to myself as I approach the tall building with students flooding in and out. A couple of kids seemed to notice how strange I looked, I didn't have the uniform yet because my mother refused to let me have it. She told me I'd have to get it from her during school so she could show her students how dope her kid was. 

Not sure if I should be flattered though. Mom always compliments me like I actually did something to have the power I have. When really all I did was not die. Usually the interaction goes -

"Oh my god, honey you are so fucking cool, look how good you control your quirk, you train so hard!"

"Yea mom, it's crazy how after psychopaths try to breed you at ten years old you learn a thing or two about combat."

Then her face falls into a deadpan to cover her guilt and we move on. Sarcasm is honestly one of my all time favorite coping strategies. Like you can even make it better by not making any facial expression so people's minds are just fully fucked. 

My outfit couldn't feel more out of place right now, but I obviously notice the profuse blushing of boys and girls as I make my way through the halls of U.A. If my bestie was here I'm sure people would be fainting, since she makes a habit of dressing in fishnets and chains. I guess I could wear clothes like that but im tired most of the time. So if I don't have to dress up, I won't. 

However that doesn't mean I still don't look good. Well, at least I think I do...

This morning I was lazy so I just threw on Baggio black jeans, a cropped tee, and a baseball jersey that I got from when I flew with my dad to America. We watched the game together, but I kinda zoned out the whole time. Of Course I added a couple chains just in case I get to be on top of somebody. Hehe call that ✨funcional fashion✨

Dw of course I took a picture in the morning to post on insta and brag to my old friends about how I got out of that hell. 

I rushed in a door that said 1-b just before I heard a bell go off. The door shut behind me with a loud thud the second the bell stopped. That is one way to get attention, I guess. I didn't even care to take in the faces of the students in front of me. After all, I was only here for one reason. I skimmed the room trying to find that ominous glare, but to no avail. My first thought was that maybe he wasn't in class today. That was before I peeked out the window of the door and realized there were more than one hero classes here. 

If he is in the other class, I'll just have to be in there too. Is this stalking? Yes. Will it end badly? Probably yes. However, do I have anything to really lose? Nope. Not a single thing.

"Katsuki Bakugou." I figured I'd say it out loud with a Stern face, just to see if the teacher would be intimidated enough to take me to him. 

The teacher and the rest of the class visibly tensed at my stare, but apparently I wasn't intimidating enough. 

"Whatever business you have can be settled after class. Now, students, this is the newest addition to class 1-b y/n l/n."

"No."

"Pardos me Ms. L/n"

"I said no, im not gonna be an addition to your dumb class" I mocked him 

He then sent me a very odd face, in which he pursed his lips but simultaneously glanced at his students in fear. I suppose they might not be pleased at my rejection, but that's irrelevant. I'm not here for them. 

"Oh, so you think you're too good for us!? Huh?"

"Yes."

"Class 1-a scum can have you, you vial worthless, dumb, fat, stup-"

Some angry blonde kid was interrupted by an aggressive bonk on his head. I glanced to his side and made eye contact with a girl, she was quite pretty, but not prettier than boom boom. 

"Cool, okay so i'm gonna go to the other class then....sir?"

"Pft, you wish. Sit down. Now."

"I literally didn't ask dude...sir."

"Adding sir doesn't make what you're saying any less disrespectful, now sit down."

I pouted a bit in realization that he wasn't as dense as the police usually are. However that didnt mean I wanted to listen. Plus if I got in trouble, that might be even more fun. 

"Again. No." 

Suddenly I felt a hard push on my back, I fell to the floor and felt a foot pushed against my back. 

"Nooo.Mom, please. Not right now."

"I came here to teach historia you brat."

She took her other leg and swung it back, leaving all her body weight on my back. Then launched it forward to meet with my side just as she took her top foot off my back. I felt the contact of her boot on my bare side and felt the tingle of what I assume is pain rattle through my left side, to my right. Only to be cut off when a new sore of pain spread through my back. 

That was what I assumed was my body slamming against the front wall of the class. I kept my eyes clenched shut the whole time, only flinching the impact of the wall. I bounced right off and landed on the floor. 

"Yea...okay," I said between groans. 

*timeskip*

Lunch 

Midoriya pov 😗

It was finally lunch time after miss midnight taught us history. It wasn't my favorite subject, but I still look at pretty good notes. I'll be sure to read over them later in case we have a pop quiz or something. 

This lunch period is kinda more exciting than usual because I heard rumors that there is a new hero course student, and new additions don't happen often, so he is probably really good. 

After getting my food from lunch rush, I rushed over to my table where me, uraraka, iida, and todoroki sit everyday.

I plopped the food down onto the table and followed by sitting down and saying hi to my friends. It didn't take that long into their strange conversation about water volcanoes and cheese for me to zone them out in search of the new face. 

I don't really know everyone at U.A. that would be crazy. Still, I feel like I have enough knowledge to spot an obviously new face. Plus he is probably with the 1-b students right now. I scan over the whole lunch room, eager to say hi, but I don't see any new guys, or any new faces at all. 

Maybe the rumors were just rumors. That's really a bummed, I was hoping I could get yet another cool quirk to write about in my journal. 

Most of lunch was spent with my friends talking about weird things called memes (he calls them me me's) and me trying desperately to find the new guy. 

Until lunch was just about to end and in came a girl out of uniform, but she seemed to hold one in her hand. She looked fairly (tall/short) and had pretty (h/l) white hair. It seemed almost to glow as she walked in. To me the whole scene played slow motion, her hair bouncing up and down as she walked and the sports baggy jeans risking and falling. They teasingly revealed her belly button every other step as they lifted and sunk. 

I sorta wished she would have just put her uniform on because I feel pretty stupid for staring at her belly button. 

Her face was pretty too, catching the light above on her cheek bones(im sorry if u dont have prominent ones, just take out bones and leave it as cheeks) making her seem shiny.

I felt my face heat up uncontrollably before I felt a nudge on my thigh. 

"Hey deku, I heard that the new girl is actually a midnight daughter. She is in class b, and I guess this morning midnight kicked her against a wall." Uraraka whispered in my ear, loud enough for just the people at our table to hear.

Now that I think about it, everyone was whispering. 

"Midnight's daughter. Wahhh! Then she must have a quirk like midnights. If she does then it'll be hard for our classes to keep up with her. Midnights quirk is strong and considering the already rising testosterone level in the boys in 1st year, we could all-"

"Shut up you damn nerd"

I cut off my rambling and looked up to make eye contact with kachan. Why is he even over here? Is he here to beat me up? Or to get ochako? 

"Katsuki, that's not nice, plus he is right, what if she can seduce us."

Kachan only furrowed his brows, however me, iida, and even todoroki a little went red with the image in our minds. 

"Izuuukuuu"

"Baby, why do you keep looking at my belly button"

"Do you wanna show me how cool your quirk is"

"Nn Gg plus u-ultra"

Oh no. No. No. No. No. Well....wait. no. 

I took a quick glance back at the girl who had halted her movements. She seemed like she was frozen and had a big, wide smile plastered on her face. It was pretty cute. Like a little kid looking at candy. 

It almost felt like she was looking at me, but I didn't wanna wave, in case she wasn't. 

"Oh my, holy fuck, I knew this would pay off!!!!" She yelled, not even minding that the whole cafeteria now had eyes on her. 

She began running over to ...my table? Again it was slow motion, and again I kept looking at her stomach. I guess I don't see girls in short shirts often. I felt myself un-blush forcibly just for, you know, protection from bullies. 

"Boom boom, shit, I Promised I wouldn't do that. Fuck it. Hi, im l/n y/n and you are boom boom. Wait...."

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING POOP YOU FUCKING EXTRA!"

My eyes can't pick who to look at and they keep going back and forth between the girl and kachan as they ....communicate. 

"No I called you boom boom." She dead panned 

"THE FUCK, YOU THINK YOUR CLEVER ON SUM SHIT?"

"Well, I am, and I do." Again the girl seemed completely serious. 

"WHO THE-"

"Wait, let's go back. You call people extras? Like in a movie, so then you think your the star."

"I AM THE FUCKING STAR YOU WORTHLESS PIECE O-"

"Babe, that's so much better! You're conceited too." She gushed 

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING BA-" bakugou almost launched forwards but ochako grabbed his arm to pull him back. 

"You are kinda loud, but I guess that makes sense. Hey! I know, tell me something about yourself"

"STOP FUCKING INTERUPTING ME!"

"Oh, my bad hon, go on." She looked up at him like...oh. He is the candy she was looking at. 

"Fucking hell, im not your babe or your hun, extra. I'm not telling you shit about myself. Fuck you think this is, the sharing circle?"

The girl didn't speak for a minute, her face was quick to go from anticipating, to confused. What was she confused about? 

"I have a new idea" she instantly had a change of aura and her serious face remained, with one eyebrow cocked. 

She lifted her hand and pointed a finger at bakugou, then slowly walked forward. 

"How. About. You. Tell me what you are sharing..." she winked "circle is." 

I noticed that Ochaco , who was now a coward behind the kachan , flushed red. I don't think she was for the same reason as everyone else though. I could tell she was trying to be angry, but seemed to be failing. Bakugou seemed to notice this too.

I wonder why this girl is flirting with him right now, and what was with that nickname. 

"H-hey. Um do you two know each other or something."

"No" they replied simultaneously. 

"I-um..huh?"

"Oh, right, my bad. Hi, I already introduced my name, but I should explain. You are the attractive fire quirk boy I saw at the sports festival. When I saw how angry you looked, and the fucking DOPE aura you gave off, I begged to get transfered here. Got in on recomendaciones so I could meet you." She said not seeming to care about how truly creep that all sounds. 

"THE FUCK, YOU STALKER!ILL KILL YOU!" kachan screamed, subtly grabbing onto his girlfriend's hand, I suppose an effort to comfort her without being 'nice' 

"Hm? Oh...yeah. Well, you could say I am like a stalker. However, for a stalker i'm very pretty, so if you could just ignore that..."

"YOU AREN'T PRETTY BRAT, GO SUCK A DICK AND GET OUT OF HERE!"

"Well, that is what I came to you for..." she, again, had a serious aura change and a cocked eyebrow, this time retracting her finger to put her hands in her pockets. 

"I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND YOU SLUT" 

"Woah, woah, hey, calm down"

I get that he is trying to be protective, but calling a girl a slut is never okay. I wish I could fight back more, but it's not every hero- like to do so without talking first. 

"SHUT UP NERD" 

After that small exchange everybody's attention fell back to the girl. I think her name was y/n. She looked a bit defeated, I could tell she had a crush on kachan, even if it was small. Her face is blank but usually in situations like this girls get all...tears eyed and. Oh no. 

I stood up right next to her. 

"Dontcrydontcrydontcrydontcry"

"Huh?" She looked over at me confused. 

"Dont cry?"

"Why would I cry?"

"Because he has a girlfriend" Ochaco  seemed to be making her way out from behind kachan, also a bit nervous for if y/n was to get sad. 

"Oh, uhm, I guess i'll just have to be the better person for him or something?" She ...asked herself.

"I've never done this before, but the look in your eyes has a fire behind it, and I wanna see it up close. I'm not gonna give up, we only spoke this once and that's definitely not enough." She made eye contact with him the whole time. Even stated her words like fact. Now, it may have just been me, but he almost smirked. 

"That's all, see you in class later!" In class? She is in 1-b? Did she transfer? 

Ochaco  was now side by side with bakugou looking furious at the new girl. While I eerily peeked up at him and his scary red eyes. They did a quick, up and down movement...I don't think anyone else could have seen it, but I did. Then he went down again and stayed there a bit, he was looking straight past me, so I turned. 

There I saw...the new girls butt! He? He checked out her- oh no. Why do I feel like this is the start of something terrible for me....

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Hello new readers, it is me...the autor. Anyone who is ready for this is my favorite bc I don't get many ready. Also sorry for the horny midoriya, if I'm making the characters not innocent, he isnt an exception lmao. 

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