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Villains I dont see very often; mute. Mute villains are the best, nothing can convince me otherwise.
One idea thats been on my mind is a mute villain confessing to the hero, either through sign language, or a perfectly executed scheme. You’re choice :))
Not sure if this counts, but I ran with it. Might try this again after I gather some ASL knowledge. Hope you enjoy :)
A Silent Movie
It wasn’t exactly easy to get Hero sat in front of the cinema screen. In fact, the planning for this trap had taken over sixth months. Not to mention the money it took to buy this building off foreclosure, and the multitude of investments into Hero-proofing the location.
It was even harder to get said hero to stop yelling long enough to pay attention to the image being projected from the back of the room. Not that their sense of hearing was needed for this experience, but Villain imagined Hero would appreciate the lack of noise-based distractions, including sounds they themselves were making.
The theater was notably large, probably the most expensive showing room of its day. That is to say, the upholstery was a little outdated. The popcorn had been swept off the floor, the swirling carpet surprisingly clean. The velvet of the seats did not appear stained, and the cupholders were absent of any discarded snacks or tickets.
The glow of the emergency exit lights were the only thing illuminating the room, and they revealed a dim image of the hero situated in the center of the third row, which was optimal seating in the villain’s opinion.
Clearly, Hero did not agree, considering how hard they were pulling at the restraints to try and exit their carefully selected theater chair.
It was futile, of course, and the hero finally stopped straining when the villain appeared a row below them, quiet as a mouse, standing with a finger pressed to their lips.
Villain retreated when the hero quieted, letting their attention shift to the screen and this special showing. Images flicked past, and Hero became engrossed in the story unfolding on the screen.
Shown was a news reel Hero recognized as the time Villain had crashed their Election Day speech. A zoomed out map of the city, marking City Hall with a red square. Grainy footage of two figures dancing around next to a dumpster. Once again the map appeared, now with two squares pasted on top. The pattern continued, and Hero was amazed.
It was an agglomeration of every moment they had spent together, every public battle, every nighttime-shady-alley encounter.
There was only one reason to collect these momentos, these reminders. It had all meant something to the villain.
The complete lack of kernels on the carpet certainly pointed to a level of dedication and commitment to this scheme.
Maybe, they were hoping it meant something to the hero, too.
Another scene zoomed out a final time, revealing all the markers spread across the city. Only, now, Hero noticed, a rather distinct pattern had formed.
Villain moved like a phantom, appearing again, this time at the hero’s side. The ropes at their wrists fell away like magic while Hero gazed at the awkwardly hovering villain. They presented the hero with a glittering object hung from a chain held loose around their fingers. It was a large ruby gem, expertly cut into the shape of a 3-D heart.
Stolen, no doubt, Hero suspected possibly from the large jewelry exhibition that had just entered town.
The screen flashed bright, and lit up the hero’s face as it contorted in surprise. They processed the scene as fast as they could.
A heart of red markers, a heart of ruby, a heart fluttering in their chest, a heart laid open in front of them.
“Oh,” Hero breathed, “Oh.”
Villain sucked in a breath.
This was it, this was the moment they got rejected because they couldn’t-
“I had no idea.”
Of course they didn’t know, it’s not like Villain had ever spoken about it.
Preparing automatically for the rejection, Villain started to withdraw their hand, cold-as-steel demeanor returning to them with all the familiarity of a security blanket.
It was so stupid of them to think that they deserved any kind of reciprocation, so stupid to think that the hero could possibly-
The hero snatched the charm from their fingers before they fully withdrew.
“I didn’t say no,” they spoke softly, and the villain’s heart skipped a beat.
They reached out their other hand, wrapping their fingers over the still-outstretched hand of the villain. Instead of elaborating, Hero pulled the frozen criminal closer, connecting their lips in a gentle proclamation.
Actions spoke louder than words anyway.
#hero x villain#EW ROMANCE#hero#villain#hero/villain#mute villain#hero x villain community#wrote this instead of studying the IPA#kinda ironic actually#request#writing#heroes and villains#hero/villain snippet#if this is bad blame my beta reader#she got a life#nvm#she still made time for me 🩷
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Why am I the only person in this house who ever reliably puts away leftovers smh
We got pizza for dinner last night and I went to sleep before everyone had finished so the leftovers simply never got put in the fridge
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serious gaming
#homestuck#dave strider#karkat vantas#davekat#dress to impress#roblox#this is so rushed#my art#said smth like this on twt before but in short i think that#karkat is just genuinely kinda bad at dti#and dave is bad on purpose of course. but sometimes his outfits are actually kinda good. both ironically and not yk yk#I hate them#i got a stomache right when i finished that drawing#davekatweek#davekatweek2024#day 2#this might be my only contribution.. i'm a bit too busy this week#but we will see!
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don't listen to him everybody look at his nice dress :)
#furry#furry art#headworld#rueben#original character#he was actually originally naked but now he is tumblr friendly....ironically i think theres kinda something more to this version haha.....#the babygirlification of rueben clement#forcefem
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me Omw to annoy you about more Francesca content 😼😼
you and my entire inbox my friend strap in everyone this is gonna be The Francesca Mega Collection. part one The Bed Collection ft You HAVE To Click/Tap To Read Anything ESPECIALLY The Asks
thank you for joining me for the Francesca Bed Collection im going to pass out
#xmen#xmen comics#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#francesca the cat#snap sketches#OK HI HERE been tryin to posts this for ten asks now cause i severely underestimate the speed of my inbox once it picks up#ironically my sis dropped her cat off for the weekend so. i have much fran inspo LMAO she loves doing the bed thing i confess..#i will be candid and say right now that like. two(? maybe just one) of the asks in this post arent fran related#theyve been sitting in my inbox for weeks but they were used for inspo in this post SO IT COUNTS IM POSTING IT TO FEEL LESS GUILTY OK !!!!!#these arent meant to be a cohesive story or w/e but i mean if you try it can prob be. at least the last two#i was gonna try to knock out all my fran asks today actually but 1.) i underestimated how slow i draw#2.) i got to the thirdv (i made it first in this list but i mean he cutie in the third too..) comic and my brain decided i drew erik too ho#and ive decided to dedicate the rest of my night praying for forgiveness for my lascivious thinkings <- they will continue#but yeah like i said i have all the comics and the sort sketched out buuut i might redo one of them#its kinda nsft flavored (but still cute + sfw) and thats not usually a prob but the asks themselves are wholesome i felt awkward jerLJLK#maybe ill repurpose the beginning panels ... or hell maybe ill just finish them and post them as is#spoilers its more Superhero Roeplay bullshit so it can def be posted on its own without fran.. idk ...#we know how my brain goes Thats Why We're In This Sitch once im given an inch i run a marathon and i dont stop#i be having such intense visions im gonna throw up. anyway wtf was i saying i forget. oh well thaat means EnjoYWAIT I REMEMBER#im tempted to close my inbox for a bit just until i clear out all the asks i wanna draw and ik i dont HAVE to draw them#but as ive said i get visions so easily ...... and i must see them realized ... but then id miss talking to everyone :(#so we ball is simply the answer. ok fr enjoy now LMAO BYYYYEE im gonna go redraw some old stuff i think to wind down#maybe ill touch one more asks cause . cause like Many Of Them its got stuff ive been wantin to draw all week ... heh ...#ok bye we'll see what happens im not checking over these if theres a mistake then by god theres a mistake BYE
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Splatoon AU with Deep Cut except their band name actually fits their songs (because metal)
#Splatoon deep cut au#yeah#art#fanart#my art#big man is kinda hard to draw honestly#I still love him#original art#Splatoon#Splatoon au#splatoon art#splatoon fanart#deep cut#Splatoon deep cut#Splatoon shiver#Splatoon Frye#shiver frye and big man#Splatoon metal au#I’m on team Iron Maiden idk bout y’all#also shiver got that fuckin will-beat-your-ass body build#and no their splatfests are still the normal stuff not just metal bands n shit#actually they look kinda intimidating but they all like kittens and flowers and rainbows#they watch mlp equestria girls on sundays#Splatoon big man
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A couple pages from today and a couple pages from Friday
#doctorsiren#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#thalassa gramarye#trucy wright#ace attorney fanart#art#digital art#my art#fanart#procreate#sketch page#Thalassa had eyes originally but I didn’t like how they looked so I covered them lmao#I guess that’s kinda ironic actually now that I think about it…
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@vulpixisananimal
[Soothing Restful Song]
[You hear a bell. Chiming, tolling, calling your name.]
#HIIII PIIIIIX DID U MISS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#i have. normal thoughts on mirabelles new attack. anyway did u know the script project refers to the sound of her reflecting—#—the kings attack as a bell sound. bc i do!#smth smth the bell it tolls for thee. u get it#dont worry abt the fact that theres tears in the attack. im sure thats fine and means absolutely nothing#in other news i found it kinda ironic that her attack is full of change circles. bc its the opposite of change. so i changed it!#all the circles are now incomplete! symmmmbolismmmm :3c#i also think its neat that yours doesnt have her actual Craft Shape so i kept that. instead i made the clock hands into stars. :3c#love drawing meeble. i figured her out last week and its great#my art#sifstem#siffrin system au#isat mirabelle#mirabelle isat#isat spoilers#in stars and time#i was also considering showing her danglys but. hides her change symbols. :3cccccccc#im SO proud of how this turned out. god. i literally went into my sketchbook to doodle it and then suddenly this was on my tablet#its got so many goddamn effect layers too...#worth it lol#im sure mirabelles feeling SO normal abt freezing someone in time. yknow. the thing the king did. im sure thats fine.#im sure its not worrying at all that shes capable of doing that. using the Craft That Fucking Kills You.#god i love the sifstem au its SO COOL
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you can really tell the different audience demographics of Lifesteal vs Hermitcraft by the comment sections because the average spokeishere or whatever comment is like “LIKE THIS if you are a real Spoke fan!!! ❤️👊😎 if this comment gets 100 LIKES ill tell my mom to subscribe 🤪 who else is watching in 2028❓❓😂” whilst the average ethoslab comment is like “my wife is giving birth but this is more important”
#this is no hate to either lifesteal or hermitcraft im a fan of both. i just find the contrast between comment sections funny#its kinda wild being in both communities as an older teenager#like sometimes ill watch a lifesteal video and then glance at the comments and its like. woah. you guys are so young#especially squiddo videos…#like woah you are all children. im glad 12 year olds are watching squiddo though shes so fucking funny they got good taste#watching squiddo videos the same way adults were watching horrible histories because its funnier than any comedy show aimed at adults#<- fun fact for you. they started broadcasting horrible histories in the evenings because it had so many adult fans because its so funny#like sorry but squiddo is consistently the funniest content creator i watch beyond even mcyt like. actually nobody doing it like them#sorry to tommy or any other mcyt tryna get into comedy your bits will never come close to squiddo#also the ethoslab one isnt ironic i very much imagine one of those 30yo software developers in love with etho to have typed that#hermitcraft#lifesteal smp#mcyt#locus fandom time#this one may flop but i cant stop thinking about this
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Angel, can I see you in your dressing room for a moment?
#hazbin hotel#angel dust#hazbin angel dust#valentino#hazbin valentino#hazbin hotel edit#hazbin edit#masquerade#valentino hazbin#angel dust hazbin#my gifs#there's only two moments in the entire show that make me cringe + grimace and physically shut my eyes and look away from the screen#one of those is done with laughter and the ironic fun that comes with the heebie-jeebies. the other is with ACTUAL fear and dread.#this is the Actual Fear moment because....... wow. holy shit. it kinda speaks for itself.#you FEEL this stare. oh my god you can fucking FEEL it through the screen.#this entire sequence is fantastically done
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out w these tall clowns 🌲🌸
#who up yume-ing their ocs w characters (me)#yumeship#matsukawa issei#haikyuu oc#hanamaki takahiro#haikyuu#mblue art#self insert#ocsona#or animesona either way its still an oc who may look similar to my sona 🧍#seijohbros au#this thing took too long (can you tell. this was for halloween. it is now 11/5 and i am queueing this)#and i keep taking it out of queue to drafts and putting it back bc im overthinking things and i rlly just need to drop it and move on</3#i love my blorbos sm they look ok in here actually but the process was shinji chair meme worthy i was suffering </3#context is halloween party das it (left is dressed up as that stabby ghostface guy. knife prop and mask not shown)--#--(he may have joked abt stabbing once. maybe a few times)--#--(right is an angel. kinda low effort/simple fit. ironic bc none of the ppl in the friend group are angels /hj)#in the group; ocsona is the closest to these two goofy mfs (not surprising i am in the utmv fandom. lots of goofy skeletons in there)--#--but the one they trust the most is the guy on the left !#((used the yumeship term bc my ocsona (specifically)'s main thing w them is platonic (i love silly shenanigans what can i say)--))#((--even if i sometimes want to rom smooch these dorks))#yearning about f/os (rom or plat) is so nice n fun you guys should do it n have fun n get some more whimsy in ur life 10/10 i recommend
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#jesus h christ#judas iscariot#jesus x judas#This is absolute brainrot btw#its actually kinda ironic lol#Judas x Jesus
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Qin Zheng to Zetian: 20 years from now I guarantee you I will be your second husband
Zetian: what happened to my first husband
Qin Zheng: nothing you can prove.
(Gao Yizhi, in the back: will become our* second husband)
#the funny thing is that zetian actually can't prove that shimin is alive or anything rs#sorry making suffering into jokes is my religion here#also canon#qin zheng kinda becomes zetians second husband right#iron widow#iron widow incorrect#iron widow memes#wu zetian#li shimin#iron triangle#gao yizhi#xiran jay zhao#qin zheng
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explained exactly why I'm convinced that Bruce Wayne is autistic to my therapist and she said that it actually made a lot of sense now that she was thinking about it. Therapist approved autistic Batman headcanon.
#batman#bruce wayne#autistic bruce wayne#the whole “are you the man or the mask” dilemma is the most autistic-coded thing ever to me#its also kinda ironic since its more like he's mentally unmasking when he has an actual physical mask on#i swear i could write a whole essay about this
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its still incredibly funny to me that the end of the first series tries so hard to go "Luke still cared deep down! He was a good person at heart! Annabeth was his family who he would do anything for! The only thing that mattered to Luke in the end was keeping Annabeth from being hurt further!"
and then you remember in Sea of Monsters he just straight up commands a monster to kill Annabeth and Grover and force Percy to watch them die and they're only saved because the Party Ponies show up. Like.
#pjo#riordanverse#luke castellan#ironically this is like the same way Percy acts towards Nico#Percy: I care about Nico! | Also Percy: I want to strangle Nico so bad right now#Percy and Luke really do have so much in common#actually if Percy is Luke and Nico is Annabeth that makes Thalia Bianca which also works#Grover is Grover though he's just kinda There with both#Nico/Annabeth: I have a puppy crush on you ✪_✪ | Percy/Luke not paying attention in the slightest: That's nice#< clearing out drafts. unfortunately this post is so old it uses the old post editor so i cant add an alt text for the image LOL
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hey guys guess who accidentally got suuuper hyperfixated on pikmin😅😅
#i actually havent played pikmin 3 yet sorry if i mischaracterized alph or something#<im gonna start playing it like. tomorrow or something :3#pikmin#pikmin 2#pikmin 3#pikmin 4#louie pikmin#alph pikmin#loualph#captain olimar#olimar#olimar pikmin#i got hyperfixated on pikmin while watching videos abt it as bg noise for working on af attacks#<and ironically now i physically cant draw anything but pikmin art lol#i like drawing louie with big chompers i think its fun lol#gore cw#<kinda
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