#kimona wanalaya

[littletroubledgrrrl]

[rawiswhore]

Various WWF and ECW Wrestlers x Fem Reader- "Striptease"

I was unsure if I should post this fanfic yesterday or today.

Not to mention, I wasn't sure when to set this fanfic, as well as yesterday, I did eventually find a website where I can watch Kimona Wanalaya's iconic ECW striptease without having a Youtube account (her striptease on Youtube is blocked unless you have an account).  

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One of the most iconic moments in professional wrestling, especially in ECW, was when Asian wrestling valet Kimona Wanalaya (try saying that name out loud) danced on top of the ECW building and did a striptease for the unruly fans angry over the ECW ring collapsing before the main event.

Her striptease is probably the most iconic moment of her career.

That was such a hot, sexy striptease no doubt, so much that you'd love to recreate it many times, especially for men you lust over.

And those men you lust over are some of the sexiest men in the World Wrestling Federation.

There's other sexy men you lust over, including other men in wrestling companies like WCW and ECW, but sadly, you're not allowed to cross over into other wrestling companies due to being signed to the World Wrestling Federation.

However, at the beginning of 1997, ECW did briefly invade the World Wrestling Federation, which made you really happy, and even better: some sexy men from ECW did briefly appear in the WWF for a while.

Near the beginning of 1997, you invited some of who you think are the sexiest men in the World Wrestling Federation to that room where "Shotgun Saturday Night" was filmed at the beginning of 1997.

When you invited these wrestlers to that room, there were no fans behind the gates swarming around the ring and there weren't cameramen filming what you're about to do.

The sexiest men that you've invited were Shawn Michaels, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Jeff Hardy, Brian Pillman, Rob Van Dam, Raven, Tommy Rogers, and Nova from ECW.

When you invited them, Shawn and Hunter both had their long hair hanging down and not tied back in ponytails, because they look their best when they look like that.

Nova didn't have a fake beard drawn on his face with black marker or even a blue painted diamond on one of his eyes, he was dressed casually.

Thank God he didn't wear a drawn on beard and marker like he did during his BWO days.

You wore a bikini and a towel wrapped around your body when you invited these wrestlers to this room.

You would dance inside the ring where "Monday Night Raw" and other pay-per-views are filmed, and while provocatively dancing in a wrestling ring is sexy, you're afraid these wrestlers might not be able to see what you're doing inside that ring and the ropes will block you.

You brought a CD player with you as well as a compact disc with a playlist of songs for you to dance to.

While you and these wrestlers were in this room that "Shotgun Saturday Night" was filmed in at the beginning of 1997, you stood on one of those little tables/stages with slick black floors that those female dancers on "Shotgun Saturday Night" would dance on.

Those dancers were the same dancers you'd see in D Generation X's titantron.

These wrestlers you've invited, meanwhile, stood in front of you.

You handed that CD player and compact disc to one of the wrestlers you've invited, whose eyes looked around the room to find an electrical socket.

He did eventually find one near the corner of the little stage/table you were standing on, where he walked over to that electrical socket and shoved the plug of that CD player in the socket, where the CD player turned on.

Luckily, the CD with the playlist of songs was already inside the radio, and you let go of the chord of the plug and turned the dial's volume up loudly, but not too loud.

Was it necessary to bring a CD player with you?

You can always find someone at the sound mixing studio to play that song on the overhead speakers.

The first song on that CD was "Spinning Wheel" by Love/Hate, a song that played when Divine Brown (the same prostitute Divine Brown that Hugh Grant had sex with in the 1990's) came out to when she appeared in ECW, as well as the first song Kimona Wanalaya danced to during her striptease at "Hardcore Heaven" 1996.

Many of the male wrestlers you've invited recognized that song, clapping their hands and cheering.

You dropped that towel on the stage/table and let it lay there, you'll need it later.

When opening guitar riff of that "Spinning Wheel" song began, you strutted up to the front of the stage in front of these eager, smiling wrestlers you've invited.

Because you were dressed in a bikini, you couldn't unzip a one piece swimsuit you weren't really wearing that Kimona had worn during her notorious striptease.

However, you did slide your hands down the front of your thighs, slightly bending your chest down as your hands slid down your thighs.

Your hands were near the floor, and you removed your hands off of your knees and placed them on floor, where your legs split apart from each other and your vulva touching the floor, doing the splits after you put your hands on the floor.

These male wrestlers could see you were wearing a thong bikini when you did the splits.

You lifted one of your legs up after doing the splits and then rolled over until your ass was in front of these wrestlers, sticking your ass out and one of your hands stroking one of your ass cheeks, one of your hands nearly touching your vulva.

Shawn Michaels, Brian Pillman, Jeff Hardy, Rob Van Dam, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley were cheering for you, whistling for you and smiling from ear to ear.

You then rolled your body over again, now your torso was in front of these men, where you raised your legs and feet up in the air slightly spread your legs out for these wrestlers to see your vulva.

"I'd give her a dollar" Shawn Michaels said with a smile with his head turned to Hunter.

"Me too!" Hunter chimed in. "I'd make it rain!"

You began to sexily crawl up closer to these men on this stage, and when you stopped crawling, your hands caressed and elevated up your body while you writhed and gyrated, sitting on your knees as your hands stroked up your body.

After your hands caressed up your body, you lifted your legs up sideways again and rolled your body over until your ass was showing in front of these men.

While you poked your ass out in front of these men, one of your hands placed on your right buttock, where your hand stroked up from the top of your ass and slid down it, nearly touching your vulva.

What you were doing was a replica of Kimona Wanalaya's iconic striptease at "Hardcore Heaven '96".

You then raised yourself up and stood up, where you walked somewhere away from these men in front of you, these men staring at your back as well as your ass and back of your legs.

You then stopped walking, but you bent your chest and head down until your hands could touch your ankles, where you stuck your ass out as you bent down.

Your hands tried to slide up the back of your legs, slightly successfully, and your hands actually tried to touch your vulva despite that it was covered by your bikini bottoms.

"Maybe we should start throwing dollar bills at her!" Rob Van Dam suggested, smiling while he said that.

Brian, Shawn, Hunter and Jeff agreed with that.

Shawn, Hunter, Jeff, Brian, and Rob were getting erections underneath their pants and shorts from your performance.

One of your hands stroked up your right ass cheek, and after your hand slid up your buttock, you then turned your body around and stood straight up this time, your head and torso standing up straight and not bending down.

You began to strut back to the front of the stage again, where when you stood at a certain spot, your hands reached behind the back of your neck and undid your bikini top, where your hands pulled the strings of your bikini top out.

Hunter, Rob, Shawn, Brian, Jeff, and even Raven and Nova chanted "Show your tits! Show your tits!" at you, whereas you crossed your wrists and forearms for your hands to cover your breasts.

Your hands were pulling your bikini top off of your tits, but you didn't show your breasts to them, though maybe you can.

These men's eyes grew wide when your hands were gripping the strings of your bikini top.

You then turned your body around and began to walk away from these men, where you bent your body down again---at least bending down your torso forward, where you stuck your ass out in front of these men again, wiggling your ass back and forth in front of them.

You wish you could have more wrestlers watching you do this striptease, like Scott Hall, Jim Powers from WCW, Chris Jericho, even Chris Benoit (yeah, THAT Chris Benoit), but sadly, they weren't in the WWF in 1997.

You would invite Bret Hart and Davey Boy Smith, but there's something about them that doesn't turn you on that much.

Besides, Bret wouldn't really like your sluttiness too much.

You would invite Leif Cassidy (not Shaun and David Cassidy and Leif Garrett), but he grew this really tacky handlebar moustache at the end of 1996 that looked so unflattering on him, and he kept that handlebar moustache in 1997.

You didn't know who Christian Cage was in 1997, but you'd invite him to watch you dance, no doubt.

There's other certain wrestlers from the WWF, WCW and maybe even ECW you would invite to watch you strip.

You then raised your body back up until you stood up straight, only for you to turn your body around until your stomach and chest were in front of these eager men.

Your hands were holding up the strings of your bikini top and keeping your bikini covering your breasts and nipples.

You began to strut and saunter back to the front of the stage, your hands holding the strings of your bikini top up and letting your top cover your nipples.

When you were near the front of the stage/table, you then lowered your body down until until you were sitting down, where you raised your legs and feet up in the air, your legs and ankles so close together they were touching, only for you to separate and spread your legs as well as your feet and ankles apart.

Your right leg crossed over above the opposite leg, whereas your left leg ducked under your right leg, and you rolled your body over sideways until your ass was in front of these men again.

You stuck your ass out again, your vulva nearly peeking out of your bikini bottoms, where you then rolled your body over sideways again towards the right side.

You sat on your knees and began to grind and gyrate your ass and hips, your hands caressing and stroking up from your thighs and sliding all the way up to your chest.

You don't care if your bikini top becomes undone and falls off and your bare tits are showing, you're gonna bare your tits anyway.

Some of these male wrestlers watching you are tempted to pull their dicks out and masturbate to you.

You then turned your body sideways, where you began to crawl on your hands and knees to the towel you laid on that stage.

One of your hands grabbed that towel, where you raised your body back up while holding that towel.

As you stood up, both of your hands were holding the corners of that towel, where you raised that towel up your mouth until you held that towel with your teeth, where the towel still covered and blocked your body.

While that towel was in your mouth, your hands grabbed the back strings of your bikini top, undoing and untying it.

Surprisingly, your bare breasts weren't shown while that towel was dangling out of your mouth and covering your chest.

These wrestlers saw your hands undoing your bikini top, where their eyes were growing wide in excitement and preparation.

Your bikini top seemingly dropped off of your chest after it was undone, and some of these wrestler's noticed your bikini top at your feet.

Granted, some of them know what you're going to do since they've seen Kimona's notorious performance and striptease.

When your bikini top was untied, your hands grabbed the corners of the towel and let that towel cover your torso, whereas your teeth let go of that towel.

Your hands wrapped your towel above your tits and wrapped it around your body.

One of your hands swerved and slid the top of your towel across and above your chest, whereas your other hand grabbed the towel behind your back and turned it across one of your sides and in front of one of your breasts.

When one of your hands swerved your towel across to your right breast and the back of your towel to your left one, you made sure the towel was still covering both of your tits.

Pretty soon, your hands were covering and holding your breasts---especially your nipples and areolas, whereas your towel was slung sideways on your hips and showing off your navel and your chest.

These men watching you got a rise out of this, their eyes growing wide while they cheered happily many of them whistling.

You then turned your body around until your back was in front of these men, and then you bent your torso and head down until your ass was sticking out.

As your ass stuck out, one of your hands was behind your ass and grabbed the fabric of your towel, raising and pulling your towel up in an attempt to show your ass off to these men.

Your other hand was holding on to your towel, making sure your towel was covering your chest---especially your tits.

You then raised yourself up, standing straight up with your back turned in front of these sexy male wrestlers, where you walked away from them and both of your hands held the top of your towel.

You then turned around until your torso and your face were in front of these men, and one of your hands shed one part of your towel off of you until you were showing off your bare hip.

Your other hand was holding the other part of the towel---especially the top of it--- in front of your breasts and covering them up, and the towel was also covering the left side of your body.

While your right hip was in front of these men, your right hand grabbed the strap of your thong and pulled it down your hip and buttock.

You began to strut to the front of the stage again with one part of your thong slung sideways whereas your other hand was holding a towel covering both of your tits.

During your strut, your other hand grabbed the back of the towel again and this time let both of your hands as well as both corners of the towel cover both of your tits.

When your hands were covering your tits again, the song you danced to had ended and was beginning to play another song.

That other song was the theme song to ECW.

You've memorized Kimona Wanalaya's entire ECW striptease, you even studied it and copied it.

In fact, even Raven, Nova and Rob Van Dam mentioned how much you've completely memorized her striptease and nailed it, where they smiled and agreed with each other.

Yeah, they've seen it before, but you wish that could've been you doing that striptease at "Hardcore Heaven" 1996 instead of Kimona, too bad you weren't signed to ECW.

Now that ECW's theme began to play, you turned your body around again until your back was in front of these men.

When there was a male voice roaring out "Extreme...championship...WRESTLING!", Brian Pillman, Rob Van Dam, Nova and Raven said it along with him in unison, they all said it with smiles on their faces.

Even Raven smiled.

Hell, Shawn Michaels and Hunter smiled along with them too.

You wish during your Kimona Wanalaya recreation that you could've worn the pink one piece, high rise swimsuit Terri Runnels wore at "WWF Insurrextion" 2000, but did that swimsuit exist in 1996?

The opening techno notes to ECW's theme song make you want to sway your hips on beat with it, but you're doing Kimona's recreation.

As the drums to the ECW theme began to kick in, you then began to strut up to these men while holding your towel in front of your tits and your hands and towel covering your nipples and areolas.

Once you were in front of the stage, your hands laid that towel on the floor and you crouched down as your hands laid down on the towel.

You were completely topless and laid that towel on the floor.

These wrestlers' eyes were wide and their eyebrows raised, secretly worried you'd get arrested for indecent exposure.

You're even worried about getting arrested for indecent exposure.

But...if Terri Runnels could flash one of her opponents wearing nipple pasties, and Sable could take her shirt off while she had hands painted on her tits, you can do this dance topless.

Some of these male wrestlers whistled at the sight of your barenaked tits.

Now that the towel was laying on the floor, you sat your knees on top of it, where you began to sexily crawl on your hands and knees closer to the front of the stage to these men.

You then placed your hands on your head and straightened your torso up, sitting straight up, where one of your hands placed and cupped in front of your right nipple and areola, covering your nipple up.

You then rolled your body over until now your back and your ass were in front of these men, where you stuck your ass out, your head turned sideways to the right and looking behind you while your hand stroked down the top of your thigh.

Your legs began to do the splits, where you flipped your head back and arched your head back.

You began to rotate your body sideways and change how you were sitting until your chest was in front of these men.

Your hands grabbed the towel as you stood up, where you slung that towel over your head and let the corners of the towel as well as your hands cover your breasts.

But then, you turned your body around and your back was in front of these men again, walking far away from them.

But then you turned around until your torso and face were in front of them, where while one of your hands was covering both ends and corners of the towel covering your breasts, your other hand shoved away one corner of the towel and showed off your hip and top of your thigh.

Your other hand grabbed the left strap of your thong, where you slid that thong down your ass and your thigh, nearly exposing your vulva.

You turned your body around once more until your back was in front of these men again, where you bent your torso down, your head turning sideways to the left and your right hand now holding the top of your towel covering both of your breasts.

One of your hands grabbed the bottom of that towel and raised it up until your bare ass cheeks were showing, and the towel was placed above your ass and not dangling in front of it.

After pushing that towel asside and away from your ass, your hand was covering in front of your vulva, elevating up your twat and across your left buttock until it slid down your leg while you bent down.

Your hand tried reaching back up to your vulva again and covered it, although your vulva has been covered this entire time by your thong.

You then turned your body back around until now your navel and torso were in front of these male wrestlers, where they could see your belly button and abdomen.

One of your hands tried sliding the right side of your thong down your hip and ass.

You began to strut to the front of the stage again while your hand still clutched the top of that towel in front of your breasts.

The guitar riff to the ECW theme makes you want to roll your hips back like Britney Spears iconic "I'm A Slave 4 U" dance, like this:

But during this performance, you're entirely nearly recreating Kimona Wanalaya's performance.

You then turned your body around until your back was in front of these men, where you walked away from them but not off of the stage.

"She needs to be in ECW!" Rob Van Dam stated.

Indeed, you should've been, especially considering you were a stripper before joining the World Wrestling Federation.

You'd love to be a part of the ECW roster, but you're happy being in the WWF too.

When you stopped walking, both of your hands grabbed the top of your towel and separated it apart, only for your hands to grab the back of your towel quickly.

When your hands grabbed the back of your towel, you raised that towel off and exposed your ass cheeks, where your thong was now slung across the middle of both of your ass cheeks.

These men seeing your ass cheeks cheered and whistled while smiling as they saw your ass showing off.

Your head was turned sideways to the right while one of your hands was placed near your vagina, nearly rubbing it a little.

You turned your body around and let one of your hands hold that towel covering your breasts, whereas your other hand shed the opposite part of your towel off of your hip and exposed the right side of your waistline.

With your thumb in between the right strap of your thong, you tugged and pulled your thong strap down.

Your thumb quickly slid out of that strap of your thong and grabbed the top of your towel, where you walked and strolled up to the stage with that towel covering both of your breasts.

Both of your hands grabbed that towel and let it cover your chest up, especially your tits.

You stopped walking and then bent your chest down forward, showing these men your cleavage off and fondling your breasts a bit.

After showing your cleavage off, you raised your torso and your head straight up, where you turned around once more until your back was in front of these men and walked away from them.

As you walked away, you dropped and let go of your towel, but your hands were now covering and cupping your breasts, your hands covering your nipples and areolas while your wrists were crossed in an "X" shape.

You rotated and turned your body around until these male wrestlers could see your stomach and navel again, where you began to strut and walk up to these male wrestlers while your hands were covering your breasts and your wrists were crossed in an "x" shape.

The sight of you giving yourself a "hand bra" made many of these men whistle at you and their eyes widen, nearly popping out of their sockets, but not in a grotesque way.

You swerved and turned your body around again until your back was in front of these men, where you walked away from them.

As you walked away, one of your hands as well as your forearm attached to that hand covered across both of your breasts, nipples and areolas, and when you stopped walking, you bent your torso down and your opposite hand reach behind your back and stroke your pussy with your forearm covering across both of your breasts.

You then raised and straightened your torso and head up, where you swayed your ass and hips back and forth.

Soon, a new song began playing, and it's Slam Jam's "We're All Together Now".

That heavy metal-ish song where the guitar riff played to "up next" segments on "Monday Night Raw".

You then turned your body around and let forearm cover both of your nipples and areolas.

Your forearm was placed horizontally across your breasts.

You walked up closer to the front of the stage with your forearm covering your nipples and areolas, and once you stopped walking, your opposite hand stroked your vulva a little bit.

You then turned your body around until your back was in front of these men, where you got down on the floor and sat on your knees.

While you were sitting on your knees, you spread your legs out a little bit and leaned your torso forward as well as laid on your stomach.

You then raised your stomach up from the floor until you were sitting straight up on your knees.

Shawn Michaels, Jeff Hardy and Hunter Hearst Helmsley were actually singing along to Slam Jam's "We're All Together Now" song.

You rolled and gyrated your hips a bit, but then you arched your head back while your hands and forearms were covering your breasts.

You then raised your head back up and stuck your ass out, your stomach sometimes touching the floor.

You turned and rotated your body using your legs until now these wrestlers could see your chest and torso this time.

Unlike Kimona, you're not going to let one of your breasts hang out and lick your nipple like she did in her striptease, much to the dismay of horny fans.

You then laid on your back sideways in front of these men, your hands covering and cupping both of your breasts while your wrists were crossed in an "x" shape and your head arched back, your eyes closed and your face looking orgasmic.

You rolled your body over and raised yourself up from the floor, standing up and walking away from these men with your back turned in front of them.

"These other men don't know what they're missing" Shawn Michaels said while his head was turned sideways to Hunter.

Some other wrestlers heard that, and they nodded their heads and agreed with him.

Those men he's referring to are other male pro wrestlers in the WWF and probably in WCW and ECW.

Though, you don't want ugly men in the WWF and other wrestling companies looking at you.

There's a reason why you invited Shawn Michaels, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Jeff Hardy, Rob Van Dam and even Raven and not Mick Foley.

You wiggled and swayed your ass back and forth a little bit while you stood, then you turned your body around until your navel was in front of these men you've invited.

You squatted down to the floor where your thighs were spread out, and you removed your hands off of your tits and placed them on your knees, closing your thighs and knees together as you raised your body up.

When you showed your tits off to these men, they really roared and cheered for you, smiling from ear to ear and giving you those "wolf whistles" as they're called.

The grand finale was when you grabbed that towel on the floor and wrapped it around your chest and torso until it covered your tits.

However, while one of your hands was holding that towel together, your other hand was pulling and removing your thong down your legs.

These men saw your thong sliding down your legs, which they really cheered for.

Once your thong was at your ankles, you raised your feet out of it and you were pretty much naked except for a towel covering your naked body.

At the end of this performance, you got a standing ovation (although these men were already standing up), where they clapped their hands, cheered and whistled at you.

Brian Pillman and Shawn Michaels were the ones who whistled at you.

These men you've invited to see you strip all had their eyes on you throughout this performance and almost nothing else.

You grabbed your bikini top off of the floor and soon put it back on as well as your thong, not to mention covering your body back up with a towel as you walked off of the stage with a smile on your face.

You also brought a dress that you wore so you won't get arrested for indecent exposure.

When the World Wrestling Federation was going through their Attitude era, you wanted to recreate Kimona's striptease on a "Monday Night Raw", "Sunday Night Heat", "Saturday's Night Main Event", a pay-per-view or even maybe a "Smackdown" or "WWF Jakked/Metal" episode, and while working as a wrestling valet during the Attitude era, you wanted to recreate her striptease to distract an opponent with it.

Soon, when other wrestlers joined the WWF, like Christian Cage and Chris Jericho, you did that Kimona Wanalaya striptease for them privately, and when you were a part of the ECW and WCW rosters, you did that recreation of Kimona's striptease for them privately.

Fun fact: after Kimona's iconic ECW striptease, she left ECW.

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RINGSIDE WRESTLING : JANUARY 1997

ECW tag mayhem!

GORDY & DREAMER VS ELIMINATORS

By George Napolitano 

[The ECW tag team of Terry Gordy and Tommy Dreamer was in the mood for a little EXTREME violence. Well, they had come to the ring place and they had signed to fight the right opponents (The Eliminators)!]

Tommy Dreamer has had quite a few problems since joining ECW, but most of his troubles had stemmed from the fact that he was a longer and had no one to help him in time of need. Sure he’s managed to spend time with both Beulah and Kimona Wanalaya, but when it was time to fight his battles inside the ring Tommy had no one to watch his back. Now however, Tommy shouldn’t have a fear in the world as he has two of the roughest, toughest, meanest men in the sport in his corner: “Dr. Death” Steve Williams and former Freebird, Terry “Bam Bam” Gordy. With Williams and Gordy around, the Eliminators, Brian Lee and everyone else in ECW better be very careful. 

[Power-bomb–Gordy-style!]

[Gordy uses his brute strength to topple his foe.]

[Naturally, there were chair shots outside the ring.]

“I’ve only been in ECW for a while but I see that there are quite a few men around here who think that they are really tough,” said Williams. “Well, where I come from you have to make your reputation inside the ring. You can talk big and bad, but you better be able to back it up in the ring. Right now, me and Bam Bam are here to help Tommy Dreamer in his battles with the Eliminators and Brian Lee. Once we straighten that out we are going after Raven and his crew. I’ve been watching this Raven ever since I got here and he really thinks he is something else. Well, he better not cross paths with me or Bam Bam or he’s going to have to pay a huge price.”

[Dreamer has that gagging feeling.]

“Tell him about Shane Douglas, too,” added Terry Gordy. 

“He’s another one who’s really stuck on himself.” said Steve Williams. “He struts around like he’s God’s gift or something and I’ve heard that he’s even said a few thing about us. Well he’s going to kiss that belt of his good-bye if he ever gets in our way!” 

For the past several years Williams and Gordy have not been seen in the States as they have concentrated all of their time and energy to wrestling in Japan. There they are two of the top stars in the Orient and they are constantly in demand. Now that the two stars are back in the States and wrestling in ECW, the knowledgeable East Coast fans are in for quite a treat.

“I’ve had a few different partners in my day, but none of them were ever quite as tough or possessed as much wrestling knowledge as Steve Williams and Terry Gordy.” said Tommy Dreamer. “They are simply phenomenal. I’ve learned more just being around them the last few weeks than I’ve ever learned in all the years I’ve been wrestling. Having Gordy and Williams around all I have to do now is concentrate on my opponent as I know that they will be there to watch my back if anyone tries to interfere.”

[Beulah McGillicuddy kept a close eye on Dreamer throughout the match.]

[Gordy uses his size and strength to his advantage.]

[Dreamer gets a face full o’ guard rail.]

It’s going to be interesting to see what happens in ECW now that Terry Gordy and Steve Williams have joined the ranks. Both are proven champions and , with them in the fold, the balance of power could very well change in the coming months. 

[Gordy goes for the pin, but Eliminator teamwork breaks it up.]

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middle left design (front and back both shown): an image of the sandman with his right arm raised, holding a torch. POP ONE OPEN FIRE ONE UP NOW LET’S GET EXTREME. (the “x” in “extreme” is two crossed “singapore canes,” which are actually kendo sticks)

Kick back, crack one oopen, light ‘em up, and get ready for Extreme Lifestyle as ECW’s most Politically Incorrect Superstar is immortalized on this way-cool T-shirt.

middle right design (front and back both shown): Red Hook, N.Y. (a headshot of taz) TAZ. PATH OF RAGE.

Join the Orange and Black ATTACK!

bottom left design: The NEW Tommy Dreamer COMING SOON! SURE TO SELL OUT!

The Innovator of Violence! His first 3 designs have sold out. Don’t miss this opportunity to show your support for the Leader of the Revolution by wearing his new T-shirt

third right design (front and back both shown): (photo of sabu in his signature “pointing at the lights” pose) SABU. HOMICIDAL!!! SUICIDAL!!! GENOCIDAL!!!

The most homicidal, suicidal, genocidal T-shirt you can ever wear!

bottom right design (front and back both shown): (a headshot of brian pillman with his modified four horseman symbol over his face” BRIAN F’N PILLMAN. The Rogue Horseman Goes EXTREME!!!

FOR FAST ORDERING CALL 1-800-854-5831

From ECW catalog sent to me in spring/summer 1996.

[hostilecityshowdown]

raven’s nest: stevie richards, raven, kimona wanalaya, the blue meanie

[nwonitro]

LEIA MEOW gets a shock pinfall on Mike Sanders! WCW Thunder 2000

Happy Birthday Kristina Laum!

[jasvvy]

[keitelsborne]

[getyourfuckingheadkickedin]

[littletroubledgrrrl]

[rawiswhore]

Triple H, Shawn Michaels x Fem Reader- "Some EnCHANTed Evening"

Hopefully this fanfiction won't offend you readers, but viewer discretion is advised.

Also, there's a reddit forum I found where people can post fanfiction about female wrestlers, and I'm thinking of typing and posting my own fanfiction on that forum.

Should I post my reddit fanfiction and show it to you on tumblr, if you get what I mean?

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In ECW, fans in the audience would often chant "Show your tits!" to the women's division, especially the pretty ones that were often depicted as eye candy (Francine, Beulah, Dawn Marie, Kimona Wanalaya, Sunny).

During the World Wrestling Federation's Attitude era---an era heavily influenced by ECW---many male wrestling fans in the audience would chant "We want puppies!" to the women's division, and "puppies" was Attitude era lingo for a women's breasts.

Occassionally, there can be times when wrestlers are in the audience, and you actually love that for this certain reason.

While the Attitude era slang "puppies" was introduced in 1999, on a "Monday Night Raw" episode that aired at the beginning of 1998, there was a moment where Triple H and Shawn Michaels were sitting front row in the audience.

Both Shawn and Triple H had their long hair hanging down and they both couldn't wrestle.

When you were standing in front of those 2, Triple H and Shawn began chanting "Show your tits!" happily in unison at you.

That began catching on, because soon other male wrestling fans around Triple H and Shawn began chanting "show your tits!" in unison at you.

You weren't offended over Triple H and Shawn chanting that at you, you were a WWF star.

Because of what Triple H and Shawn were chanting at you, with a smile on your face you did show them your bare breasts, which got a pretty loud pop/cheer from the male fans in the audience, including from Triple H and Shawn.

Months later...Triple H would ask female planted fans in the audience to flash him.

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Since tonight is the Oscars, I planned this month on typing a fanfiction set at the WWF's former Slammy Awards, but I wanted to post that fanfiction on a day that wasn't during the Oscars night.

Maybe I should've posted that Slammys fanfic today!

[november-2-remember]

[closetofanxiety]

If you remember the ECW ads with Joey Styles salivating about “THE NIGHT KIMONA WANALAYA DANCED ATOP THE E-C-W ARENA,” this is an interesting, albeit slightly cursory, read. 

[mengs-mullet]