#killthetoy

[asexualmew]

killthetoy replied to your post “This is not the first long DND personality quiz I’ve taken that has...”

<b>Chaotic Neutral Halfling Wizard/Sorcerer. Spell slots for days.</b>

Nice nice!! We’re so similar!! 

[acidmatze]

killthetoy replied to your post “Im hungry and wanna go get some food but the guy who always complaint...”

eat the guy and take his gf that's how that works right

He’s all skinny and wiry I don’t think that will taste good. Like Im hungry but not THAT hungry

[mediatechy]

Ding Ding, Barkbox here! Finn & Javert having a Barkbox “BeBe the Burrito” for lunch! #barkboxday #barkbox #barkboxtoys #bebeburrito #finn #greatdane #greatdanesofinstagram #javert #chowpei #chowpeisofinstagram #killthetoy @barkbox https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsxx2FtFHO9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nmd3log535u9

[ccapriotti13]

I bought this jackass a toy at the store.....she gutted it in the ten minutes it took me to drive us home. #mylittleidiot #nomoretoys #furbaby #littlejackass #iloveherbut #wasteofmoney #itmadeherhappythough #killthetoy #furbabylove #doxie #doxiesofinstagram #doxiesrule #dogstagram #sometimesiwanttokillher #shelovesit

[wholesome-yandere]

killthetoy replied to your post: if youve been following me for more than like..6...

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yooo john you know im in dallas until sunday right

[meandthecats]

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So...maybe toys with feathers are just too too much for these kids! Now Andee has the toy and is growling at it like crazy. I may never get it back! #mytoy #killthetoy #cat #kitten #AndromedaRex #notsharing #catswithtoys

[useless-austriafacts]

Ich dachte Vorarlberg war den schwarze Loch von Österreich. Ist es nur die Arsch der Gebirge?

Vorarlberg ist der incognito schweizer Teil Österreichs ;)

[transashketchum]

: “Friend are you doing ok”

I was not, however, i am recovering

[massivelimestonecube]

Pythius if that hasn't already been asked.

pythius: out of all the lies you have ever told, which is your favorite?

when i lived in hawaii on that farm everyone pretty much would just believe anything i told them because they thought i was smart so i said that hawaii was actually in the hawaiian time vortex which existed due to fluctuations in the earth’s magnetic field. hawaii was therefore always around three days behind the mainland, give or take, depending on the strength of the magnetic fluctuations.

they believed me for weeks until i broke the news 

[asexualmew]

*Hello yes did someone say electroswing? Parov Stelar and the other artists people have mention so far are all pretty rad, but I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Caravan Palace or Electric Swing Orchestra. Also, if you've got a Facebook or Skype (or really anything besides Tumblr) I would be happy to gift you the electroswing mp3s I've collected over the years.

Oh yes, thank you! Just.. posting this.. so other people can get those names as well. But I’ll message you in a bit when I’m more free to get those MP3s. Thank you so much!

[acidmatze]

freckles, dimples, mochi, plush

freckles - most-worn article of clothing?

Currently that would be my red plaid shirt... its very warm and cozy. And my black sweatpants that are equally warm and cozy

dimples - most attractive features of a person’s face?

Eyes... i guess? Kinda funky since i almost never hold eye contact but if i do then it either means i am very interested in that person or their eyes look interesting

mochi - favorite studio ghibli film?

Tie between Spirited Away and My Neighbour Totoro

plush - how many stuffed animals do you still own?

Uuuuuh... i have to count them...... at least ten (plus my cat, which is just a very lively plushie) plus an unknown number of stuffed animals that are still at my parent’s house

[otterftm]

I may be feeling more like my self... #pitbullsareloved #pittyparty #killthetoy #,5sec

[wholesome-yandere]

40-44

sorry for not answering these last night!!

40. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?

this was a morning where i tried my best not to have to wake up on time, so i turned off my 730 alarm and slept until 900, at which point i was somehow able to get to class on time

41. When was the last time you got really really happy and why?

its so silly i know but the last time i remember being just overflowing with happiness and not just sort of happy was when faris asked to be my girlfriend, which was I think 2 months ago! i remember reading my phone and just rolling around with joy!

42. What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?

oof, on my birthday my parents took me to a korean bbq and they had pork tripe available and i was like “well obviously this is a thing people eat, so how bad can it be?” and i did not like it at all!

43. How do you start a conversation?

it really depends on the person! i usually like to say hello first and then ask how the other person is doing. i want to make sure that they’re doing ok before i go on with what i need to talk about because i think its very important that my friends be in a good mental state

44. What’s a band you’ve been obsessed with lately?

oh gosh ever since i saw Fall Out Boy live they’ve been all ive listened to x.x

[radiant-array]

killthetoy replied to your post “did i ever tell yall about the time the tsa had to check my vibrator...”

STORY TIME

ask and ye shall RECEIVE

[thetruthaboutnobodies]

I MISSED SEEING KTT TODAY

Nooiooooiiooooooooooo (I left at halfway through my break to get food BC I didn't see them out there and I didn't think they were coming and I SUCK)

[acidmatze]

🍦🎨🍸

🍦 Favorite ice cream?Lemon and walnut

🎨 Favorite color? Uuuuuuuuuuuhh.... light blue atm

🍸 Beer or wine?  I dont drink but if I had to I would go with beer, assuming I can choose which beer