#killin me istg

[spotlightstudios]

More bad photos of my wip character designs :)

[ihadmysightsetonyourightaway]

Why tf do I talk like so much without even trying?? Then when I try talk I can barely say shit at all like literally speechless lmao.

[baz-writes-sometimes]

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for every "🌹" received in my inbox i'll post one random sentence of a random WIP i'm currently writing!

Obviously, he was aware that he could never discuss the dirty visions he has of you. He undoubtedly understood that what you were up to under your bed sheets at 1 in the morning was entirely private. On the other hand, however, he seized every opportunity to casually tease you about it.

[idkmanwtfishumanityanymore]

y’all someone needs to ban me from this channel ISTG I just got SO HEATED with someone in a comment section for saying Monty and Puppet are in the right for mocking BloodMoons’ brothers death💀

here’s my comment if y’all were curious. (People who are easily upset/affected by BM’s trauma DO NOT READ FURTHER. I went feral💀🙏)

“You do NOT. want to start this fight. Ahem.”

“FIRST OFF, no one fucking deserves to have a serious loss in their life mocked. I don’t care what they’ve done, if Monty and Puppet want to be any better than BloodMoon, they wouldn’t stoop to his level.”

“SECOND, the murderer part? Have you just COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN that they have a programmed bloodlust they CAN’T GET RID OF? Eclipse programmed them to kill, it’s all they’ve ever known. OF COURSE THEY’RE GOING TO KILL PEOPLE IF IT’S THE ONLY THING THEY KNOW.”

“THIRD, I know you didn’t mention it, but they weren’t “incapable of redemption”, when they were staying with Foxy and FC, (sure they had a bomb in their head, but) they were the most “tame” and calm we’d ever seen. Still snarky and making threats left and right, but they accepted the infinitely-bouncing-chicken and played with it for a while, they mostly just sat in silence when they weren’t being bothered, and if I remember correctly- FC and BloodMoon ended up sparring or something, or it was atleast mentioned that FC wanted to spar with them-“

“FOURTH, EVERYONE THEY’VE EVER TRUSTED, BETRAYED OR HURT THEM. Eclipse, their original creator, already betrayed them by forcing an inescapable Lust for blood on them. Lunar, Lunar was using them to get rid of Eclipse, and inevitably abandoned them. Eclipse AGAIN, not only did he MAKE THEM INTO a backup for himself, and forced his way into their minds, but he also MADE THEM go back to the Pizzaplex when they were perfectly happy on the streets killin’ hobos like TrashMan. KillCode, he claimed to be their father, but did he ever really act like it? Sure he gave them advice and blood, but what else did he do for them? Because from what I remember, it sure wasn’t much. Ruin, Ruin rebuilt them after dying to Sun, and SPECIFICALLY PROGRAMMED them to NEED someone to control them, Ruin claimed to care about them, promised their body had nothing strange about it, but when talking to Solar, BloodMoon was informed of a secret, hidden weak point in their casing, which they VERY MUCH were not happy with. Solar, before they even agreed to help him get back Sun and Moon and defeat Ruin, they had a panic attack because they were afraid they’d be tricked and used again- WHICH HEY GUESS WHAT? IT HAPPENED AGAIN JUST LIKE THEY FEARED, Solar promised them they could go free as long as they didn’t go after the Celestial family, or their friends, which up until Solar said he wanted to KILL THEM, they were listening to! They were back out on the town, killing people like the first time they ran away from someone that claimed could be trusted, (The one before having been Lunar) and they only decided to attack any of the family AFTER Solar said he wanted to kill them. (Not including Lunar, that was before the deal with Solar) Rotaerc/Rodrick, creator in disguise, also just using them as a weapon. StitchWraith, literally threatened to separate them and show them what “True loneliness” felt like or some shit. Monty and Foxy, sure they didn’t TRUST those two, but they were still used. Everyone they’ve ever trusted, has used them, betrayed their trust, or hurt them.”

“SPEAKING OF ECLIPSE AGAIN, WHEN STITCHWRAITH SAID SOMETHING THAT REMINDED THEM OF ECLIPSE, THEY HAD A REACTION I CAN ONLY DESCRIBE AS TRAUMATIZED, AT THE THOUGHT OF BEING STUCK WITH SOMEONE LIKE ECLIPSE AGAIN.”

“MAY I ALSO MENTION THAT IN THE EPISODE WITH A REAL BLOOD MOON IN THE SKY, THEY MENTION THAT THEY DON’T LIKE HAVING THIS BLOODLUST? WHEN THEY DON’T CONSUME/SPILL BLOOD, IT’S ALMOST LIKE THE SYMPTOMS OF A SUBSTANCE WITHDRAWAL, WHICH ARE PAINFUL AS HELL.”

“Sorry for the Essay, but I’m 100% willing to go OFF on anyone who just completely disregards that the twins had trauma too. All the villains except maybe Creator, have their own traumas, and I’m sick and tired of everyone ignoring that.”

Y’ALL SOMEONE GET ME AWAY FROM THIS CHANNEL BEFORE I LITERALLY ATTACK SOMEONE AHDHHDHDHFCH /hj

Edit: SCREAMS AND CRIES SUPERSTAR BONGOS REPLIED TO MY COMMENT I COPY-PASTED TO HERE MAKING FUN OF MY AGGRESSION OVER AN OPINION- IDKWHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY💀🙏

[kucingmontel]

New amazing artist to follow?? UM YES PLEASE??? *grabs ur art and eats it*

Istg those artblock killin me slowly :')

[latenightsimping]

Thinking about eddie + slow gentle handjob...

Anon I'm so sorry this took so long, but trust me it didn't leave my mind

18+ MINORS DNI I'LL THROW ROCKS AT YOU ISTG

“Baby.. You’re -fuck- you’re killin’ me here.” 

You hummed in mock sympathy, thumb stroking over the sensitive head of his cock and earning you a small whimper in response. The movie you both planned to watch long forgotten about, just background noise as your hand worked over his length. Agonisingly slow movements that made his hips tilt upwards, before self restraint kicked in and he resorted to gripping the couch cushion behind you with a white knuckle grip. His face buried in your neck and occasionally wandering to stamp kisses to your bare shoulder, the back of his neck cradled in your free hand. The position wasn’t the best, sat side by side, but both of you were too far gone to move things to his bedroom just down the hall. His need to come building fast, and your need to toy with him even further keeping you in place. 

“That feel good, pretty boy?” you whispered into his ear, the act making him shiver in pleasure as you guided the pad of your thumb over a prominent vein. A small whine and a fervent nod your answer, though not enough for your tastes. “Use your words for me.” 

“S-so good.” By the broken whines with each pump, the way the hand behind you shifted to hold onto your lower back, pulling you in as if your bodies weren’t touching enough, you knew what he needed. “Faster, please…”

“Hmm… You sure you earned it?” you asked, your tone bordering on mocking as you slowed down your movements, earning a pitiful sound that tumbled from his lips. “Going to be a good boy and do what I say?”

You knew what calling him the pet name would be his unravelling, his cock twitching in your grasp as his nodding became more frantic. “Yes, fuck, I’ll be good,” he whispered into the skin of your neck, and you knew him well enough to know he’d make good on his word. Eddie adored you, and adored your body just as much. Getting you off was just as good for him as it was for you, if the amount of times he’d came just by rutting against the mattress whilst eating you out was anything to go by.

You pulled your hand away to reposition yourself, his brows furrowed and full lips parted as a groan of need left his lips from the lack of contact. As if he’d expire without your touch for even a second longer, though it changed once he realised you’d perched yourself on your knees between his thighs. His hips lifted upwards to help you pull his jeans down further, just enough for you to get access to his heavy balls. Spitting into your dominant hand for ease of motion, you grasped his cock again, picking up movement quickly and watching him fall apart underneath you. 

It didn’t take long; a few more pumps and your other hand playing with his sack, and his hands were back to gripping the couch cushions, near to ripping the fabric as his eyes screwed shut. “I’m close,” he managed to pant, mouth hanging open as his head tipped back. “Jesus, please can I come, sweetheart, please.” 

The way he begged for you, so close to the edge but needing your permission to finally tip over it, it had you clenching with want as you captured your lower lip between your teeth. “Come for me, pretty boy. Make a fuckin’ mess.” 

With one last groan that ended in a whine, jaw slack and brows pinched, ropes of cum painted the lower half of his band shirt, his body following your orders of making a mess as each spurt didn’t wane in amount. You slowed down your movements, waiting until the last flex of his stomach, giving one last small tug to make him whine with overstimulation. 

You pulled yourself to stand, coaxing his ruined shirt off him and bending at the waist to clean him up whilst he got his bearings back. You knew he’d come back to his senses when he gave you a lopsided grin, arms outstretched as he sighed in content. 

You folded up the fabric until you were sure it was all contained, making quick work of throwing it into the laundry basket in the utility closet before coming back to be pulled into his arms. Having his lips press earnest kisses to the crown of your head as you rested it on his chest, listening to his pounding heart starting its descent into slowing down. 

“Better?” you smirked, tilting your head up to look at him, pleased to find a blissed out expression smoothing out his features. 

“Babe, I think I saw God for a second there,” he chuckled, fingertips beginning to trace idle markings onto your shoulder. “Gimme a sec and I’ll return the favour, yeah?”

You grinned, pulling him down for an eager kiss, your tongue playfully flicking against his lip and making him groan. If the way he grabbed you, pulling you onto his lap was anything to go by, ‘a second’ was literal. And the fact that you both didn’t seem bothered about moving things to his bedroom, it was only a matter of time before he was on his knees and having you spread on the couch, screaming so loud the neighbours would hear and returning the favour tenfold. 

[paleta-de-fresas]

From the previous day

Istg math be killin me, sin cos tan can go suck my weewee

[lokithestampede]

This new Game Grumps Episode has so many great Luigi related quotes istg

And I need a place to share so here we are

(lot's of swearing ahead)

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8:20

Dan: Fuck yea Luigi! Iloveyou!!

Arin: (agressive) LUIGI UR MY GUY! UR MY FCKN GUY

8:53

Dan: I like Luigi, because he's tall and his mustache isn't very good. And I can relate to both of those things.

Arin: (offended) his mustache is beautiful!!

11:56

Dan: (sarcastic) great work, Luigi.

Arin: (laughs) WHAT A DUMBASS

Dan: outstanding. Phanomenal.

Arin: (loosing it) holy shit

Dan: why don't you fckn kick rocks.

15:11

Dan: Don't do stupid.

Arin: Don't do stupid! Luigi, please just don't do stupid

16:54

Arin: ooh.. Luigi...

Dan: Luigi, c'mon now. Pull it together.

Arin: poor guy

17:09

Dan: Great work Luigi, proud of you. You earned it you did it, miss u love youuuu

Arin: miss u love u kiss u want u. Hug youuuu?

Dan: Luigi kisssss?

17:53

Dan: Luigi staaaaart... Awwww... Luigi...

Arin: What a dumbass.

Dan: Gaaaawd. Pull you life together, bro.

(at this point i've realised that half the conversations were about Luigi and that this post would be way longer than expected.)

19:32

(about Luigi)

Arin: He was tryna get the extra time but he ran out of time.

Dan: UGH

Arin: So it was kind of a good bad decision. His heart was in the right place

Dan: well... He should've just taken me. I was ready to- just.. let him wisk me away. On a romantic journey to the pipe

[...]

Arin: Hold my bottox in your soft hands.

(loosing everything)

(and NOT shitting you with the next one:)

21:23

Arin: The fact that Luigi just nailed Bowser right away... Pretty impressive honestly

Dan: mmyes. He has the gift.

22:29

Dan: yeeeeeea great work Luigi. YES! God you QUEEN! You absolute Queen!

Arin:Oh DK you're killin it! OMG Luigi wtf!

Dan: Yea he's good

23:54

Dan: Great work, Luigi

Arin: (to DK) THAT'S MY BOIII

Dan: (to DK) You stupid bastard. Fckn monkey piece of sht

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Aight that all if you actually read all of them,,, great to know that i'm not alone with my luigi problem, nice to meet you.

Imma continue writing my thesis now byeee

[mistersinister24]

Istg chai is killin me 😭😭

So im on a Chai chat with Hanzo Hasashi (dont fuckin ask im lonely okay) and istg a fucking robot chat treats me better than my crushes ever did

[koyziu]

YOUR ART IS SO PRETTY RAHH! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK YOUR KILLIN IT

oh my goober gracious.,..,.., THANK YOUU!!!!! i hv sm ideas to draw yet art block always has me in a chokehold every other second istg 😭 but ty again for ur support <3

[swimmingleo]

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[opal-owl-flight]

I...I wanted to practice/do a study on folds and try a style for colored sketches....I polished it too much and Im flustered jus lookin at this....

(kinda old art? Istg the way tumblr doesnt want me to upload things as easily as fb and ig is killin me)

[osamusriceballs]

I'm so in love with the Oikawa headcanons 😭 my poor heart is full of rainbows bursting with sparkles 😭💖 istg being married to him is such a flex! -🤡👀

Part 2: SKSJDJFKSGKSKDJ I'M CRYING OVER THOSE OIKAWA HEADCANONS 😭💖 IT'S TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE BUT I LOVE IT 💖💖💖 I'M ABOUT TO SLEEP BUT I CAN STILL SEE MYSELF DAYDREAMING ABOUT OIKAWA AS MY HUSBAND IN THE NEXT HOURS 😭💖💖 -🤡👀

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PLS- being married to Oikawa- MY HEART IS KILLIN ME- just imagine waking up to him EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

Where can I sign up for this?! 😫😫

SO GLAD THAT YOU LIKED THEM OMG 😫💖💖 PLS I‘M DYING HERE OMG 😫🥺💖 thank you, bby 🥺💖💖

DREAM ABOUT HIM!! 💖💖 I’ll try to do it too 😫💖

Hope you have some sweet dreams!! 💖💖

LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! 💖💖

[marshmallow-phd]

Killin' me with them arms istg -hidden anon

Toned arms are my weakness. Between Minseok, Chanyeol, and Jongdae I just dont know where to look

[hey-hey-chan]

your girl has fell in to the nct hole and is nct like obsessed now 🙂🙂 but also is like super in love with renjun more than anything atm LOL but I’ve definitely expanded my songs more over the year instead just listening just to skz and got7! What about you?

OOO I love NCT too !!! tbh, this blog was supposed to be a joint skz x nct blog, but it instead just became a stray kids blog cuz i couldnt do both at the same time LOL  renjun !!! my precious aries boy !! i love him so much ~ my bias is Haechan but istg Jaemin this comeback ?!? he’s killin me here ;-; I was supposed to go see NCT 127 in june, but im like 99% sure they’re going to cancel their world tour and even tho i know it’s the right thing to do, i cant help but be upset T_T 

and i’m glad ur widening ur kpop horizon !! hehe 

[undercover-witch]

I want an abridged version of killing stalking with mostly yoonbum narrating it through his head and like when Sangwoo is killin or something he's just thinking like "This fucker just smeared fucking blood all over my quality chubby cheeks, the hell???" I just would laugh so hard if someone narrated it to sound like critikal or it was critikal!!!

Istg everything sounds better with Cr1tikal’s voice!!!

“There goes pussy-fart draggin’ another woman in that basement."

“The fuck am I cuttin’ here? What is this? Grass? Is this guy a horse? Dick big but not that big.”

“Well I just got here and everyone hates me. This party’s poppin’ a cap right in my anus.”