#killerbeets

[weyounbathwater]

I'm pretty sure I would die for your goats

[killerbeetes]

I just have to THINK about carbs and my blood sugar starts climbing.

[little-lady-bird]

Guess what!!! I started Omnipod recently (paired with my Dexcom) and I've realized a few things.

I've subconsciously decided to call them Omni and Dex. Or collectively as Omni and Dex my robot friends/assistants.

I eat too fast, I get done usually before Omni gets done administering my dosage.

Dex either yells at me about every little change (high) or only tells me once at 68 and nothing as it keeps dropping in the middle of the night. The app however will yell at my parents so that's a plus I guess.

Gotta trust Omni to not kill me in my sleep, little hard.

@killerbeetes

[mcfoodie]

Bowl of goodness! Had plenty of pork tenderloin leftover from the other night, so we made a kickass salad. #saladbowl #porktenderloin #cucumber #radishes #classicredtomatoes #yellowpeartomatoes #freshherbs #grilledbeets #killerbeets

[pactography-blog]

#killerbeets .. U gotta try these juices #juiceservedhere #jshdailyritual #jshcleanse @matthew_rac as #Christianbale from #americanphysco

[myhonestimpression]

#modernart #killerbeets

[killerbeetes]

Wondering why I had a headache this morning... Oh. Shit.

[killerbeetes]

*Ringmaster voice* Now, Ladies and Gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure

THE... HUMAN... YO-YO...

[killerbeetes]

Diabetic Pick-up Line

So, you say you like rollercoasters?

*Checks BGL*

Then you'll loooooove me.

[killerbeetes]

Weird Confession

I actually kinda like the smell of insulin.

It smells clean, and kinda like home to me

[killerbeetes]

Lantus has been hurting a lot lately, so I've written a song for the occasion

*to the tune of The Sound Of Music at 12:05am*

The Diabetic's awake, with the fear of Lantus,

The needles have stung, For a thousand yearssssss!