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i FUCKING hate periods, with ALL my soul and anger. i HATE it.
yapping under cut🦅💥
it's fucking awful, the pads are fucking UNCOMFORTABLE and TOO SMALL TO USE
and the fucking period cramps... oohgrhgrgehrv the period cramps, it hurts as FUCK and not even the meds can help you BECAUSE IT CAN TAKE 10 FROM 15 MINUTES TO GET THE EFFECTS
FUCK U
AND U GET MORE STRESSED JUST BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT, AND WHY????????? BECAUSE YOUR BODY WANTS !!!!! OF COURSE
but then you can think "oh! nah he's just a lil angry now, he will forget it later" I'M SAYING AND HATING THIS SAME THING FOR YEARS NOW YOU MOTHER FUCKER👹
and even if i COULD stop having periods
i don't need to
because i think i need to have a fucking child
BUT HOLY SHIT I'M STARTING TO THINK OF DOING THIS BECAUSE THAT'S ANNOYING AF
.... anyways- 😟
#killer yaps#..... yeah#i think i'm okay-#i#i think#i just think#please yap with me i swear i'm normal😞
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To further explain on the first one, I think he can't talk because he just ends up producing unintelligible noises and it kinda hurts for him to do it(?
#idk if that makes sense#if someone is smarter than me pls help#also they get no bitches Toby's just yapping#creepypasta#ticci toby#eyeless jack#jeff the killer
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The Dellamortes
#Rook being denied her stupid ass pointy Tevinter mage shoes made her almost leave him at the alter#something something rook you know nothing about fashion leave this to the antivans#but also she would’ve had 0 interest in planning it I know her ass showed up to her own wedding like a modern groom does#just shows up 0 input#the wedding portrait is FINALLYYYY here#when I tell u I redesigned rooks dress 1000 times#I was fighting with making it Tevinter styled because she’s a Mercar rook but then I was like no no she’s marrying into a crow family those#mf’s would GLUE feathers to her if they could#also do love the idea of them both being like do we have to wear white I don’t think anyone is thinkin the god killers r pure pious virgins#of course you have to wear white I SAID SO DAMNIT#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#rookanis#lucanis x rook#datv#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook mercar#rook dragon age#I was tryna keep it ‘humble’ cause chantry but also the antivans….. do not do humble#also I wonder if Rook Mercar saw a woman leading the chant and was like w hat the fuck#cause imperial chantry#also the idea that illario was at the wedding??? I know my rook was PISSSED#also so funny to think lucanis was desperate to leave his own wedding because p arty ugh#I know this is so much yapping but I just have so many feelings about their wedding lol#Vivienne Rook Mercar#well Vivienne Rook DELLAMORTE NOW BOYS AM I RIGHT HAHAHA#I just know lucanis would’ve heard the chantry mother say ‘do you Vivienne take this man’ and he would’ve been like#who the fuck is Vivienne
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A small headcanon related to Cross: he looks quite intimidating and cold to strangers even though he doesn't mean it but when he's with people he's comfortable with he's loud and can't hide his emotions at all- he's easily excited, he can't keep that serious royal guard persona
Though now that I think about it even when he's trying to look intimidating he's adorable I'm SORRY I CAN'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY I LOVE HIM A LOT
Btw I literally drew this as quickly as I could so it's messy but I had to convey my vision before heading off to bed
Killer belongs to rahafwabas Cross belongs to jakei Nightmare belongs to jokublog
#undertale au#ut au#utmv#killer sans#cross sans#nightmare sans#kross ship (implied? maybe? who knows?)#Look at how cute he is when he's happy look at what has been taken away from us#those Swap references were fully intentional btw hehehe#Cross has been stuck in my mind for days ughhh I wanna ramble about him more!!#I'm already yapping a lot today I think I'll consider this a small win over my anxiety#mmelyapping#mmelart
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So I was thinking about how the Joker is canonically more of a concept rather than one specific person. So when it comes to alternate universes, 80% of the time Batman will always be Bruce Wayne but Joker could literally be anyone.
In this essay, I will be proposing the idea of Jeff the Killer being a Joker varient-
#batman#the joker#dc joker#headcanon#jeff the killer#creepypasta#creepy pasta#jeff the killer headcanons#jeff the killer x reader#batfam#batfamily#dc#dc comics#Redacted Yapping
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I find it so funny that killer sans can reset.
Like oh my god lmfaoo😭😭 Imagine he's dying in such a dramatic ass way after dream shot him right in the soul with his arrow, dream be freaking out because oh shit he killed colors bf, while dust and horror are just staring at killer making a scene "tell color i love him" until he dies dramatically, then dust just sighs annoyed and is like "come on killer we don't have time for this shit." And killer just respawns like a fucking roblox avatar "ugh you're such a bitch"
#killer sans#undertale#sans au#color sans#yapping#sans#killer x color#murder time trio#headcanon#dream sans
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I genuinely don’t understand how anybody could look at his dumb face and perceive him as some flirty overly sexual alpha wolf or whatever cause LOOK AT HIM 😭😭

art belongs to rahafwabas
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Not romantic or platonic but a secret third thing (this guy is my sleep aid and using him like a body pillow knocks me out)
Just the outlines under the cut:




#UTDR#UTMV#Killer Sans#Cross Sans#My Art#Kross ship#<Not necessarily but y'know. could be if you wanted it#I don't know why when I'm drawing for comfort it's always these two cuddling#Something about it just soothes my brain#I need these two to hold each other like a beloved childhood stuffed animal#And be the absolute last people to notice it#Cross off-handedly mentions he's going to bed soon and somebody's like ''ok I'll go get Killer'' and he's like ?????#''Why would they tell Killer I'm going to bed? That's weird'' (cue montage of them falling asleep together everyday for the last 12 days)#Horror and Dust ping-pong between mercilessly teasing them about it and gently throwing a blanket over them when they doze off#Also these were just gonna stay in krita for me but Pidge's art of them cuddling started me barking and yapping so here we go lol
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Hi, Howdy! Hey! I really love your novel!! I got a little confused by the 4 day, may maybe you help me please? who is it? why we got the bad end staying the night in Ren’s apartment and he disappear of the home screen? I can’t understand “unset memory” game, sorry if I wrote smth wrong or smth sounds rude, I swear that I didn’t mean it if happened, I’m really a fan of the novel, I’ve been playing the game since day 1 or 2 I guess, probably day 1, english isn’t my first language, but I tried lol
⌞♥⌝ I hope you don't mind me answering these as bullet points!! ^^
"It" will be revealed later in the game! So I won't reveal too much right now.
You can only get the Dead End in Day 4 by staying at Ren's apartment — the rest of your choices before that don't matter. I'd also pay closer attention to the black smoke and Ren's reaction towards it!
Ren disappears from the home screen because he promised to help the player out (and stop them from getting the Dead End again). Try replaying the game again from the beginning for a surprise!
"Unsent Memories" was another visual novel (initially being written by @10chimes / @unsentmemory, though the project has since been dropped and handed back to me /pos) and is set in the same universe as 14 Days With You. Its storyline and characters are completely separate from 14DWY, so you don't have to worry about them while playing 14DWY.
#I don't think a lot of people know this but River was originally my OC lmao#Obviously BEFORE Jesse picked him up and turned him into an entirely different character /pos#We originally planned for Riv and Ren to have a Billy and Stu dynamic; except River would pretend to be a himbo—#— The same way Ren would pretend to be some Normal Empathetic Guy™️ kjgskg#River was also going to be a lovesick serial killer who incapacitated Bunny so that they'd stay with & depend on him forever#Also because Jesse and I wanted to have a ''same production factory; different yandere'' kind of vibe with Riv and Ren (and their dynamic)#Like... Ren puts Angel above himself and craves THEIR satisfaction whereas River cares about himself and prioritises HIS own satisfaction#Ren would hit his best friend (River) with a car if it meant keeping Angel happy & by his side forever#River would hit Bunny with a car if it meant keeping them by his side forever (thus making him happy)#But!! After everything that's happened in the yandere community; Jesse (understandably) wanted to get away from that kind of environment#So he's since dropped Unsent Memories and hasn't really got any plans to work on it again or return to da yan vn circle#I'm also continuing to write 14DWY the way it was originally planned (with 2017!River only getting a brief cameo to serve up some lore </3)#—But I'm lowkey holding out just in case Jesse ever considers returning hehe :3 I like their version of River and I wanna do him justice#Until then though?? I'll yearnfully clutch my locket and wait for my lover to return from war.... (she has a literal 9-5 job now) /hj /p#GKJSDG I scrolled up and??? NOT ME RANTING IN THE TAGS AGAIN?????????? WHY DO I UNINTENTIONALLY YAP SO MUCH#I will 🤫🤐 now#💌 — answered.#💖 — 14 days with queue.#🖤 — shut up sai.#to be tagged later#weird0nerd
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high profile megacelebrity luo binghe who is deeply in love with his acting coach(sj)’s younger brother, shen yuan. sy is literally Just Some Guy compared to lbh—he’s had a couple recurring minor roles on popular tv shows and a number of award winning stage performances, but he turns down movies, interviews, tv main character roles, etc.
he turns down basically every role he’s offered until his asshole friend asks him to voice the teacher in his in-progress xianxia video game. sy’s been tearing the story to shreds since airplane first brought it to him, so he agrees.
(it’s only so he can see firsthand what a nightmare it’ll be!! definitely not because airplane is his closest friend and of course he wants the project to succeed and knows that his name unfortunately carries a liiiitle bit of star power)
it’s not until he arrives in the studio to get covered in little mocap balls that he realizes who else is in this stupid disaster of a game. luo binghe (his favorite actor??? airplane you asshole why didn’t you SAY luo binghe was playing the lead???????). video game set romance ensues.
#full disclosure when i started writing whatever this is my idea was serial killer luo binghe#i don’t know how this happened#i’ll try serial killer bingbong again later lmao#svsss#luo binghe#shen yuan#shen jiu#scum villain au#scum villain’s self saving system#scum villains self saving system#scum villain#svsss au#svsss actor au#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#yapping
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-> SCOTT PATTERSON as (Special Agent) PETER STRAHM and BETSY RUSSEL as JILLIAN ‘Jill’ TUCK KRAMER in ‘SAW lV’.
#what was he even yapping about#this whole scene is so funny to me for some reason 😭#<- the way he was so fed up with her bs HAHA#saw#saw franchise#sawtism#saw 2010#saw 2004#saw mark hoffman#saw movies#sawposting#saw rp#saw wallpaper#saw 3#saw vi#saw 3d#sawtistic#jigsaw#jigsaw killer#peter strahm x reader#peter strahm#special agent strahm#special agent peter strahm#saw strahm#agent strahm#jill tuck#john kramer#saw iv
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HOW
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT A GARCHOMP CAN FLY?????????????
A
GARCHOMP
CAN FLY
MY LIFE WAS A WHOLE LIE
#talking trash#NO NO#I'M MAD RN#WHAT THE HELL???????#look i#oh my GOD i'm gonna FUCKING SCREAM WHAT THE FU- 👹👹💥💥💥💥#i look the pokemon anime for YEARS now. but i never got so choked and mad at the same time#THAT FAT FUCKING DRAGON SHARK FLYING ON MY TV#I CAN'T#i'm on the sun and moon series rn (or alolan how i like to call it)#it's going great. but THIS broke me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#pokemon#.... alright this is so funny now seeing what i write-#EEHHWEJQKQKKAAKAKAKAKAK#killer yaps#my mom just coming in WHILE I'M SCREAMING AT THE TV 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#BUT GARCHOMPS CAN'T FUCKING FLY AND IT WILL NEVER BE NORMAL TO ME
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I didn't draw Dusts ass bc I couldn't 💔
#dust sans#horror sans#killer sans#horrordust#“i aint reading allat”#<- killer#probably#Horror wrote a romantic letter in order to yap his way into Dusts heart#killer decided he didnt want to be the messanger though#cw suggestive joke
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Just a reminder that Ink, Fresh and Killer are all numb emotionless morons who have (at least some decent) knowledge of the 4th wall.
(Killer calls us "The Player," but he's aware of much more than any of the other characters.)
#Should I draw them interacting?? Should I?? 😏#mordantt yaps#ink sans#ink!sans#inktale#inktale sans#killer sans#killer!sans#something new au#fresh sans#fresh!sans#underfresh#fresh parasite#utmv#undertale au#undertale#utmv au#sans au
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Toby is a deer-dad and Jeff is a dog dad.
Toby comes home with a random fucking deer he befriended and is begging Jeff to keep it while Jeff is staring at Toby with like the millionth stray he found being cradled in his arms. Doesn’t matter how big or sickly the dog is. It’s getting babied. So are the random deers Toby befriends.
God this is making them sound like hannigram 😭 LMAOAOooo
Just… Jeff would most definitely have a thing for collecting stray animals (usually dogs) and Toby is like Sofia the first and adores befriending and bringing random wild animals that aren’t so pet friendly home. Trust this is canon im Jeff’s shoe laces
#creepypasta#fandom#slenderverse#ninathekllrr yaps#ticcijeff#Ticci Toby#Jeff the killer#I hate them#yaoi#ngl
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HAPPY 9TH ANNIVERSARY UNDERTALE !!!


and a couple silly things from the past couple of months
#art#undertale au#doodle#fanart#utmv#utmv au#utmv sans#killer sans#sans au#swap sans#muffet#xmuffet#the xmuffet was a request from a friend at school#hi pookie#undertale#can you tell some of these are old#they’re alil old#sorry the foods not fresh#I like yapping in the tags#anyway#HAPPY ANNIVERSARY UNDERTALE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RAAHHH#me when the rot has plagued my brain for over 9 years now#help#ok bye bye#love you guys#stay hydrated#💥
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