#killer tournament

[consumeroflemoans]

Art by @/rahafwabas

I do not wish to burn out my eyes by looking at Fanon artwork. You what know what I’m referring to 👀

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ROUND 6: POLL #1 - Semifinals

ROUND 6 POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Siffrin/Isabeau:

I've put mid paragraph spoilers in || brackets || and paragraphs of spoilers make "spoilers ->"

I should mention that them having romantic feelings for each other is a partial spoiler?

What if. A silly little he/they guy. But! He's really messed up emotionally and mentally. Like. Constantly puts others first to his own detriment and calls himself manipulative kind of messed up. Also he's in a time loop. NOT a fun one. But! There's this jock in his party that he can joke with. And they looove making him smile! And! That jock is head over heels for our tiny hero. But! Neither of them can admit their feelings! ||Even if they know the feelings are mutual!!|| AND THE JOCK DOESN'T KNOW HE'S IN A TIME LOOP!!! AND LITTLE GUY WON'T TELL HIM! CAUSE THEY DON'T WANT HIM TO WORRY!!

I love them sooo much! They are my favorite he/they x ||trans masc|| couple <3

Siffrin is soooo insecure and I'm 100% sure Isa could fix him if he wanted to. They love telling each other just the worst puns and jokes imaginable.

[SPOILERS] -> Isa was a big nerd before he decided he wanted to be a huge jock and now he wants to design clothes now that he saved his county (along side his other friends)

Siff is just a little guy (literally)(he is short) who loves the stars abs doesn't remember a lot about his past. He constantly worries if he's being enough for the rest of his companions and always tries his best to make sure they're happy. He has soooo much trouble seeing value in himself and prioritizing his own needs and it makes me soooo sad :( he deserves to have someone like Isa.

[SPOILERS] -> Siff knows that Isa wants to confess after thier battle w the bbeg, but siff can't get Ida to say it no matter what they try :(

Eustass Kid/Killer:

Propaganda by @chronoirrai [HERE]

Friends/lovers since childhood, would kill and die for each other. [SPOILERS for those who have not watched/read the Wano arc yet] Killer ate a defective SMILE fruit to safe Kid, making him unable to swim and show any other emotion than laughing (and gains him nothing), and he also knew exactly where to cut off Hawkins' arm so he wouldn't harm Kid (because he knows his body so well). Kid promises to kill whoever makes fun of his partner, and lets himself be recaptured after escaping prison because Killer had gotten himself captured.

If this ain't love idk what is.

The captain/right-hand man dynamic. They call each other aibou (partner). If your partner doesn't tell you that he will send whoever laughs at you to hell then he is not worth it. Killer hates his own laugh to the point that he stopped laughing out loud and started wearing a mask. But then he was forced to eat a defective devil fruit (because they promised he could see Kidd if he did) so he's been cursed to only laugh no matter what emotion he's trying to express. That's why Kidd said that, it's so full of weight for someone like Killer. And when Kidd was imprisoned and he worked so hard to escape, but as soon as he saw Killer being pulled into the same prison he just broke out from mans did not hesitate for even a second to go right back in.

[best-overplayed-song]

[aseuki]

Heard there was an @kirbyoctournament going on and decided to join the bandwagon like any good upstanding citizen--and also use this as an excuse to let folks be properly introduced to my little menace hahaha

He has a Reference Sheet and their own dedicated tag, but for those that want the quick rundown of his deal:

Parhelion Knight is the lone guardian of the ancient wishing star Parhelic Anima. A volatile, foul-mouthed spitfire, Stell isn't exactly the most sociable puffball in the cosmos, quicker to resort to violence and insults over diplomacy. To be fair, when the extent of one's social interactions for the past several centuries is speaking to a soulless AI, talking to oneself, and spewing death threats, it makes sense that their conversational ability vastly suffered. It certainly doesn't help that they're desperately pasting flex tape over their many, many complexes over their short stature and lack of wings. Projecting? Overcompensation? What's that?

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THE BUNNY RABBIT BRACKET: ROUND TWO

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UTMV SHIP NAME TOURNAMENT: Semi-Finals

the full semi-finals match-ups here

[now-a-normal-account]

After much work, trials, and tribulations, the official winner of the killer women tournament is....

🎉🎉MISS PAULING! 🎉 🎉

Let's give a round of applause to this killer lady!

And thank you to everyone who voted!

[dr-survivor-tourney]

Worst Killer Semis

[humancelltournament]

Human Cell Tournament Round 1

Propaganda!

A killer T cell is a T lymphocyte (a type of white blood cell) that kills cancer cells, cells that are infected by intracellular pathogens (such as viruses or bacteria), or cells that are damaged in other ways. Most cytotoxic T cells express T-cell receptors (TCRs) that can recognize a specific antigen. An antigen is a molecule capable of stimulating an immune response and is often produced by cancer cells, viruses, bacteria or intracellular signals. Antigens inside a cell are bound to class I MHC molecules, and brought to the surface of the cell by the class I MHC molecule, where they can be recognized by the T cell. If the TCR is specific for that antigen, it binds to the complex of the class I MHC molecule and the antigen, and the T cell destroys the cell.

In biology, histones are highly basic proteins abundant in lysine and arginine residues that are found in eukaryotic cell nuclei and in most Archaeal phyla. They act as spools around which DNA winds to create structural units called nucleosomes. Nucleosomes in turn are wrapped into 30-nanometer fibers that form tightly packed chromatin. Histones prevent DNA from becoming tangled and protect it from DNA damage. In addition, histones play important roles in gene regulation and DNA replication. Without histones, unwound DNA in chromosomes would be very long. For example, each human cell has about 1.8 meters of DNA if completely stretched out; however, when wound about histones, this length is reduced to about 90 micrometers (0.09 mm) of 30 nm diameter chromatin fibers.

[divorced-tournament]

Round 3, Side A: SamSam (FATT) vs Loustat (IWTV)

[consumeroflemoans]

And the winner of the Killer Tournament with 59% of the votes is Hacker from Dreamswap!

Everyone congratulate the boy, he deserves it after a hard fought battle against Killer.

This brings the Killer tournament to a close! Thank you everyone for participating in it!

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ROUND 4: POLL #4

ROUND 4 POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Eustass Kid/Killer:

Friends/lovers since childhood, would kill and die for each other. [SPOILERS for those who have not watched/read the Wano arc yet] Killer ate a defective SMILE fruit to safe Kid, making him unable to swim and show any other emotion than laughing (and gains him nothing), and he also knew exactly where to cut off Hawkins' arm so he wouldn't harm Kid (because he knows his body so well). Kid promises to kill whoever makes fun of his partner, and lets himself be recaptured after escaping prison because Killer had gotten himself captured.

If this ain't love idk what is.

The captain/right-hand man dynamic. They call each other aibou (partner). If your partner doesn't tell you that he will send whoever laughs at you to hell then he is not worth it. Killer hates his own laugh to the point that he stopped laughing out loud and started wearing a mask. But then he was forced to eat a defective devil fruit (because they promised he could see Kidd if he did) so he's been cursed to only laugh no matter what emotion he's trying to express. That's why Kidd said that, it's so full of weight for someone like Killer. And when Kidd was imprisoned and he worked so hard to escape, but as soon as he saw Killer being pulled into the same prison he just broke out from mans did not hesitate for even a second to go right back in.

Crowley/Aziraphale:

Literally THE demon and angel ship. Spent thousands of years dancing around each other since they were so opposite even though they loved each other.

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Asexual lovin'

Don't need to vote for best romantic ship, just your favourite pairing, qpr or friendship (some characters are aromantic/arospec). Some of these are also headcanons.

Extra info under the cut

Ishii Shinobu/Miya (Is Love The Answer?) Great friends who got married for convenience (visiting eachother in the hospital), say there's a very low chance they will fall in love. Shinobu is aroace, Miya I don't know.

Vinny/Liv (Emmerdale) Liv is asexual.

Tsukasa/Anzu (Romantic Killer) Tsukasa is afraid of romantic relationships, Anzu prefers her cat's company. But they have a good friendship and enjoy living together.

Rei Suwa/Kazuki Kurusu (Buddy Daddies) Friends that are raising a daughter together. Qpr is a common interpretation.

Sakuko Kodama/Satoru Takahashi (Koisenu Futari) Two aroace people who start living together. Enjoyed as a qpr by fans.

Yuriko/Gakurouta (I want to be a wall) Aroace woman and her gay husband, living together platonically.

Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Often seen as asexual.

10th Doctor/Rose (Doctor Who) 10th Doctor is implied to be asexual. (Don't quote me on that).

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[aurora-starlight-silly]

Hi ! It's the first time I make a little comic so I'm very proud of thiiiisss ! It's for the sans AU sexyman tournament of course. LET ERROR WIN THIS YEAR ! HE NEEDS TO WIN ! VOTE ERROR !

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UTMV SHIP NAME TOURNAMENT: Semi-Finals

the full semi-finals match-ups here