#killer string

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

The truth about the cat  :3

[chemilico]

Happy Halloween , I don't have any spooky art so I'm gonna just scare u with gay people

Bonus funny thing since it's the anniversary or something and nothing more halloweeny than vandalism

[gh0styai]

That one family who decorates for Christmas before Thanksgiving :

… I am part of one of those families…

[wintaebear]

i want to take mr. "maybe if i fuck him he'll go away" probable ex boyfriend murderer "making burgers is my passion project" fadel, put him in a microwave and watch him spin

[chicademartinica]

Oh nice a Red string of fate handrail ! Shot between bars ! Cool cool cool.

[somegrumpynerd]

My idea for how Killer got his first cat while living with Nightmare

Text under the cut in case you can't read my writing:

Killer: Pleeeeeeaaase boss?

Nightmare: You want to bring another destructive creature into my home Killer: Not as destructive as me!

Nightmare: Where did you even find this thing?

Killer: It was on our last exploration run

Killer: He must have been the only one left...

Killer: ...all alone in an abandoned au...

Killer: It seemed like he needed a home

Killer: I couldn't just leave him with nobody like that

Killer: ...cause I know how that feels...

Killer: Sorry for not asking first boss

Nightmare: You will be responsible for any damage it- Killer: WAIT REALLY??

Killer: Thank you boss!! I promsie I'll feed him and train him and only let him bite Dust and make sure he never goes out without... Nightmare: I have gone so soft...

[jjsanguine]

Bison: can I stay over? Please?

Kant: ...alright but let's not be too loud tonight

Bison: that's ok :) I can cover your mouth <3

[eyeris-moni]

Hey Raz my man <3 Why are you asking <3 (: ?

[creepylittlelady]

How old is everyone in your AU? Like, could you list their ages.

Hi! Thank you so much for this ask, and thanks for everyone else for sending me asks whilst this account lay dormant lol. I’ve been super busy with school and now I’m on break for 2 weeks so hopefully I’ll get to everyone!

This is an ask I’ve been waiting for LMFAO I love to make master lists!

Youngest - Oldest

Oliver Henderson: Eternally 7 years old, died in 2007

Lily Kennett: Eternally 8 years old, died in 1998

Lifeless Lucy: Eternally 8 years old, died in 1997

Sally Williams: Eternally 8 years old, died in 1966

Lazari: Between 8-10 (the forest works in confusing ways)

Grinny Cat: 11 years old (made in 2013)

BEN: Eternally 12 years old, died in 2002

Nina the Killer: 13 years old

Lost Silver: Mentally about 14 years old

Smile Dog: 15 years old (made in 2009) (damn he’s the same age as me)

Lulu: Eternally 15 years old, “Died” (sacrificed her eyes) in 2003 (resurrected immediately after)

X-Virus: 16 years old

Judge Angels: 16 years old

Bloody Painter: 17 years old (I know he’s canonically like 40 but I aged him WAY down for plot convenience)

Puppeteer: 17 years old

Nathan the Nobody: Unknown, but assumed to near Jeff’s age

Jeff: 17 years old

Liu: Eternally 18 years old, “Died” in 2008 (resurrected in 2012)

Jane: 18-19 years old

Clockwork: 18-19 years old

Toby: 19 years old

Kate the Chaser: 19 years old

Stripes: 20 years old

Bleeding Man: 20 years old

Zero: 20 years old

Eyeless Jack: 21 years old

Sadiya: 22 years old

Masky/Tim: 25 years old

Hoody/Brian: Eternally 26 years old, “Died” in 2014 (resurrected shortly after MH ended)

Rouge: 30 years old

Nurse Ann: Eternally 35 years old (died in 1945, resurrected in 1958)

The Dollmaker: 45 years old

Hobo-Heart: Claims to be exactly 100 (unknown creation date)

The Rake: 100 years old

Jason the Toymaker: 124 years old (created in 1900)

Dr Smiley: 125 years old (born in 1899, made immortal in 1936)

Candy Pop: 150 years old (created in 1874)

Laughing Jack + Jill: 159 years old (created in 1865)

Splendorman: 164 years old

Trenderman: 166 years old

Slenderman-

Body itself: 124 years old

Charles: Either 45 or 169 years old

The Operator: 1000+ years old

Zalgo: 170 years old

[lunhasissues]

I don’t typically talk about my AUs or ocs here but this was a rlly fun idea so I’m gonna share it

New AU Modern. HorrorDust / Kist flavored. [End goal: Poly]

Horror and Dust are married, and they are very happy. They might not be the most perfect couple but they usually can get through everything together with no problems.

Except one day they have an argument.

It’s not unusual for them to Argue. But this one of the more severe ones. Both were screaming, Dust was on the verge of crying, his voice cracking with each word he yelled at Horror.

He gets so worked up that he takes off his wedding ring and throws it at Horror, declaring that they were breaking up.

A divorce.

Horror is in shock, but he snatches the ring and snarls at Dust saying that “He’ll come back eventually” and stomps off, expecting Dust to return to their bedroom within a few hours.

But Dust doesn’t.

He doesn’t show up for days.

Horror is upset all over again, And decides to go out and see if he can find his runaway “husband.”

He eventually finds him! At a bar. (Note: it’s a gay bar but that’s not important. Except to me) Dust is practically in the lap of some dude that Horror has never seen before.

He marches up to his supposed Ex-Husband and demands he comes home. But Dust refuses, staying nice and snug against some skeleton with dripping mascara.

“I told you, we broke up.”

“I thought you were joking.”

“And I thought you were smarter than that, guess we’re both stupid.”

Horror bristles, looking From Dust to this new skeleton. He asks who the hell is this guy and Dust goes “Killer, he let me stay at his place when he caught me sleeping by this bar.”

Horror is livid, but he doesn’t say anything else and eventually leaves — not without glaring at the skeleton named Killer

Horror is constantly going back to this bar to see Dust, but he never approaches. Because Dust seemed perfectly fine snuggled up with some random ass dude. (Seriously, how much bonding did they do for them to be so touchy?)

Its takes time, could be weeks or even months, but eventually, Dust decides to make a compromise. Since Horror seems so keen on him returning and putting the argument behind them (And truly, Dust still had feelings for Horror. He still loved his husband — they never got officially divorced after all — and well, he missed Horror. He missed being in the larger skeletons arms, missed his cooking, missed his touch.)

So Dust talks to Horror and says “I’ll come back” and just before Horror can relax, Dust adds on “But only if Killer can come too, and you get along with him.”

Horror doesn’t want Killer to ““come along”” he doesn’t want anything to do with the cretin that sole his husband’s heart. But, he wants Dust back. He misses him desperately.

So he agrees, and now the three have to work together (more like Horror and Killer sksk)

Way way wayyy down the line Horror will catch feelings for Killer but there’s gonna be a lot of conflict in between.

I wanna write this one day, a friend of mine has been geeking out with me in my DMs and it makes me happy to be passionate about something again. Au is called “Second String” like the red string of fate trope :3

[slapthebass]

DIR EN GREY - GALACAA MOVIE「DIR EN GREY TOUR21 DESPERATE LIVE & DOCUMENTARY -Vol.5-」 

[starship-buccaneer]

Steve: Well yeah, Eddie flirts with me constantly and touches me all the time and I do it back and everything, but we're just two guys horsin' around, y'know?

Everyone: No Steve. We do not know.

Steve: Yeah, Eddie's fruity with me, so what? Just because I'm a guy and he likes guys doesn't automatically mean he's into me. He's just comfortable being himself with me!

Everyone: Steve. He's sitting in your lap, playing with your hair. He calls you pretty boy, Steve. He's wearing your sweater, Steve. Steve, please.

[druidshollow]

It's super interesting how the 4 antagonists (villains?) sorta work.

Dune is Karma 1 who hurts the goobers physically

Guy-who-hates-Space-because-they-were-with-Dune who tries to tear them apart mentally-ish

And rosemaries who is the most ancient-like from everyone. Vey seem to be more interested in just ascending or speaking the word of the void than actually hurt the team.

At least, that's what I see, so I might be dumb and not realizing some stuff

yeah dunes thing is shes like "i will go against my purpose. i will indulge in the natural urges and i will object to every single thing i was ever told to do or be. in the master of myself and i will do as i please forever"

dy is like "adamant dune murdered someone very important to me and ive been monitoring her for a long time now so i cant trust hollow space because i know what theyve done. these people that theyre with seem like genuinely good people so i need to separate them. they deserve to be safe and not travel in the wake of a serial killer"

rosaries is like "in mutilating ourselves and abandoning our purpose we have betrayed the void sea and the only way to make up for it is to dedicate ourselves to enlightenment and follow the old path to ascension. as we are now we dont deserve to exist in this world. the void doesnt forget. we must follow a path to ascension it is the only way to be forgiven. be DISGUSTED with yourselves :)"

the last guy is uh. im not saying anything yet teehee

[carefulfears]

thinking of ed jerse and eddie van blundht and philip padgett and the indignity of desire. phoebe greene and diana fowley, kristen kihlar, self-flagellation as addictive and reverent. the ouroboros of mulder not allowing himself any indulgence and therefore denying scully being chosen: punished for her sin of just adoring him. "[diana] protects everything but you." (and he needs it that way.)

[charlottesuzee]

Favorite Animated Film To Watch With You (Modern One Piece X Black Reader)

Monkey D Luffy

- This boy loves The Lion King

- He's watched it at least a million times

- He knows all the words to the songs

- His favorite song is I Just Can't Wait To Be King and trust me, he will scream that shit at the top of his lungs randomly. Your neighbors absolutely hate you and people stare at you two in public but he obviously doesn't care

- He loves watching it with you, and one time, during the Can You Feel the Love Tonight scene, he started play fighting with you line Simba and Nala were doing on screen but when he pinned you to the bed and looked into your eyes, something more escalated.

- Let's just say, he always looks forward to watching it with you again, especially in bed.

Roronoa Zoro

- Luffy dragged him to see Kubo and The Two Strings and he honestly thought it was going to be boring and that he'd fall asleep

- Instead, he left the theater with tears in his eyes and a new favorite movie.

- He was embarrassed to introduce you to it though, when you asked what was his favorite movie. He didn't want you to make fun of him for enjoying something that was considered a kids film

- But when you watched it with him and he saw that your eyes were fixated on the screen in amazement and wonder, he became more at ease and was open to talking about it more and how the movie made him feel like he could be connected to his feelings and realize that he doesn't have to go through grief alone and it helped him deal with losing Kuina.

- Because of this movie, if he ever has a kid with you, especially a son, he wants to name him Kubo.

- He's also trying to learn how to play the shamisen in secret.

Blackleg Sanji

- Most people assume that his favorite movie is Ratatouille but that's just in his top five. His real favorite movie is Lupin the Third: Castle of Cagliostro.

- He sees himself in both Lupin and Clarisse, with him wanting to save a lady in need and he himself wanting to be rescued from his terrible home life.

- No matter how many times he's seen this movie, it still leaves him bawling. He tears up in the opening when he hears the films theme Fire Treasure, he cries when Clarisse is being mistreated by the Count, he cries when Lupin finally saves Clarisse and he absolutely sobs at the end, when Lupin says goodbye to Clarisse.

- Doesn't like to admit it, but he loves watching The Count's demise because the Count looks like and acts like his father.

- If you ever marry him, he'll insist on you wearing a wedding dress that resembles Clarisse's and will want Fire Treasure as your dance song for your wedding.

Charlotte Katakuri

- His favorite film is A Monster in Paris. Something gets accused and judged of being a horrifying monster because of how they look ? That's him to a T.

- He found this movie when he was younger, by accident. It was family movie night and he and his siblings were trying to figure out what to watch when Daifuku suggested that they watch something new and unheard of and Perospero decided to pick A Monster in Paris because it sounded like it was interested.

- Most of his siblings walked away from the movie uninterested and unaffected, but not him. The movie touched his soul and became his instant favorite.

- He used to like watching the movie when eating donuts, alone, wondering if anyone could ever love him like Lucille loved Francoeur.

- Then he met you. He was hesitant to watch the movie with you at first, because he thought you'd judge him for loving a kids film but when he saw that you actually enjoyed the film, he felt his heart swell.

- Shortly after watching the movie, he removed his scarf to show you his face for the first time and was overcome with joy and relief when you accepted him. Him watching the movie with you gave him the confidence he needed to move forward with you.

- He'll shyly ask you to do a couples cosplay with him as Lucille and Francoeur for Halloween and even has a pretty, custom blue scarf made for the costume that he wears sometimes.

Eustass Kid

- He just saw it on Netflix one day and watched it because he was intrigued by the animation style. After watching it, he quickly called you over to watch it for a second time. You were confused when he asked you to come over and watch a movie called Mutafukaz.

- Kid is a sucker for movies with unique styles. He'll deadass grab you by the shoulders and explain to you why a gang leader who speaks in Shakespeare quotes is one of the coolest things he's ever seen.

- Vinz and Angelino also remind him of him and Killer, with the way the two are ride or die for each other.

- He will fight people online for saying that this movie is a bad movie and will also buy the comics the movie is based off of. He might also try to get you to dress like the main characters love interest, Luna, since he thinks you'd look good in a gothic Bratz doll type style.

- He's mostly into the movie because of the animation style and the creative choices of writing and characterization, because deep down, Eustass Kid is a creative type at heart.

Killer

- Heavy Metal is one of his all time favorite films, mostly because of how well the music went with the animation on the screen.

- A majority of his playlist comes from this movie. When you asked him why his playlist is full of old school rock songs, he grabbed your hand, took you to his room, sat you down, and without another word, turned on Heavy Metal.

- His favorite songs from the movie comes from his favorite scene. Queen Bee by Grand Funk Railroad and I Must Be Dreamin by Cheap Trick in the segment So Beautiful & So Dangerous, when the aliens abduct a female stenographer from the Pentagon and she falls in love with a robot while the alien pilots do space cocaine. He thinks it's the funniest thing ever and even though he's insecure about his laugh, he'll still burst into chuckles during the scene.

- Kid was actually the one who showed him this movie when they were teens. Let's just say that the introduction to heavy metal rock music and women drawn in such detailed ways awakened something in them at a young age. You don't know if that was a good thing or a bad thing, but it gave you the Killer you know and love today.

Law

- You actually picked this movie out to watch for a date night and he ended up loving it.

- At first, he thought that it was just going to be some silly kids film but was quickly captivated by the metaphors, the character designs, the symbolism, the music.... and he related to Jack more than anything.

- When Jack's heart started burning at the sight of Miss Acacia, he realized that's how he felt when he met you. When Jack started tearing out the screws of his heart out of anguish, that's how he felt when he lost Rosiante.

- Law would never admit it, but he actually teared up at the end of the movie. He was grateful it was dark, because he didn't want you seeing him cry over a movie with a boy with a clock for a heart.

- The movie made him realize some things about himself and learn how to just let go of all of his pain and hurt, instead of clinging to it and letting it fester and realize that he can start a new, and let himself be happy, with you.

[killersnas]

What is your honest opinion of the taste and look of cheese?

Cheese… my honest opinion? It’s tasty cold. I like those pull string cheese that you can buy in packs. But the looks? GOD they can look disgusting. But I mean.. hey, I’ve eaten worse.