#killer bean forever meme

[celestite-caroline]

kaffedansen

[vegantinatalist]

One thing that I've noticed, that is hilariously tumblr-coded, are the mass of posts with paragraphs of self-victimisation and the notes begging for enablers. It's ALWAYS "well I'm not rich enough to learn basic cooking (life) skills with vegetables, beans, grains, tofu, legumes, fruit, nuts, you name it (all cheaper than the standard vegan diet...), but as I'm (enter any demographic whatsoever) you couldn't possibly suggest that I engage with ideas, literature and options outside of my close circle, unless you're a facist."

I used to think it's bizarre, but I've come to understand as I'm older, that Tumblr really is rife with the Oppression Card and Anti-Intellectualism stereotypes. I only engage with cat memes and fandom stuff now, while I have words like "opinion" and "PSA" just straight blacklisted, because these people will forever be locked into self-victimising, enabler, self-absorbed loop. And I'm saying this a POOR vegan woman of five years!!!! Who's also healthy!!! Lmao

If there's any sensical blogs about nice vegan food and activism that you know of, tag 'em, because the non-stop circlejerk of "I'm the REAL victim for xyz, give me notes, no I won't include any alternative perspective" is getting boring as hell.

SERIOUSLY.

I am physically disabled and neurodivergent in a way that gives me constant severe daily struggle, I am highkey suicidal with a plan and timeline for when I will take myself out, I have shitloads of secondhand trauma from witnessing all kinds of things happen to the people around me growing up, including kidnapping/trafficking and death, I've been actual dirt poor for years lengths of time multiple times. BELIEVE me when I say I hate toxic positivity and unreasonable expectations and calloused attitudes towards the suffering, but being a "pushy vegan" is not the same as telling an adhd person to get over their study anxiety. Its not the same as telling a homeless person to get a job. Because BEING A PERPETRATOR IS UNACCEPTABLE! OPPOSING PERPETRATORS IS IMPERATIVE! It's closer to telling a pedo they cant fuck kids and face no judgement just because they were preyed on as a kid, they have a developmental disability, they have poor impulse control, etc. I don't fucking care. You can't fuck kids and if you cant stop yourself you should be killed. i just hate everybody who would farm/torture/kill to sustain themselves and then think this is a good world and their life is good and a net positive some fucking how. and then on top of that create more fucking babies who will do the same thing. and some people think they can get out of having to think about veganism because "well im super smart, i know that life is bad, therefore i dont have to be the change or kill myself cause none of this is my fault or my responsibility" (pedos and killers love having this attitude too) i swear never trust an efilist/antinatalist who isnt also vegan especially if its a man. they dont actually truly care or understand that the world is bad. 9 times out of 10 theyre just an asshole coping with being an asshole. and the vegans who arent antinatalists are always at least 20 percent delusional (far less than the general population but still annoying to deal with if youre a sane person) anyway if you really wanna do activism go on fb groups for animal rights activism in your area. pick someone in there and talk to them and use them as your guide. someone in there will be willing to send you updates, show you how they do things when they get together etc. shut your ego off, dont be looking to make a close friend, dont pitch a fit when/if they or the people in the group might have some views you disagree with. focus on getting together for the sake of the cause you agree on. theyll usually show you ways of doing online activism that are relevant to your area like political stuff going on in your state or county that you can support.

[thebeastunleashed]

King Crimson slaps one of Cappucino’s minions - FHD 1080P 60FPs Version

Credit to whoever made the original meme.

Download Link: https://drive.google.com/file/d/19JG0-uIJDrZd4HLOLMj6kwR78jFj9qwK/view

[monkey-network]

Maybe college life would’ve been easier if you stanned Killer Bean

[sammiethelattie]

Me and the Boys at 2AM Looking for BEANS.

From the Beans’ Perspective.

[artisticlicenserpmemes]

Saberspark’s What the HELL series Sentence Starters 1

Saberspark losing his mind over weird animated films.

Movie: Killer Bean Forever.

We have a city to burn.

I never heard of ___ before, but the __ was enough to grab my attention.

It’s like The Matrix, but with ___.

Guns. So many guns...

What do you need besides a miracle?

Guns, lots of guns.

Seriously, __ is a beast!

___ is a true artist who loves his craft.

This dude is a like a __ version of Keanu Reeves.

__ is like one of the best killers in the fictional history.

Take a shot everytime I say “bean”.

Over-the-top choreography and Ridiculous Physics.

What feels to be killed by your own gun?

Funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.

I’m a pretty cool dude and that’s just a fact.

Alright, let’s go to my five points.

We are dealing with mercenaries, gangsters, guns, drugs... And beans.

This movie ain’t for children.

No blood, just a bunch of dead beans.

I’m willing to let __ slide over here.

__ spoke like a cocky asshole who is full of himself.

Oh, I’m the badass and I don’t give a damn about you.

Don’t you dare to cross me or I’ll murder your ass.

__ is a pro.

They could improve a couple of things.

I had seen studios and more workers and bigger budgets do a worse job.

[jesterofinaba]

Things I Like to Know About RP Partners - Meme                

REPOST .   DO NOT REBLOG .

I LIKE TO BE CALLED: Star! Or Ginger, if someone has a similar alias, since Star is a pretty common one lol

MY FAVORITE COLOR IS: Yellow, purble, blue...

GENDER: Female!

ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME: I take.. a long time with replies, generally about a month or two with non-crack, non event kinda stuff. I also have, between both of my blogs, ~100 multi-para threads. I promise that I haven’t forgotten you, and I’m sorry if replies take a bit, both ic and ooc, but I love being here and I love interacting with all of you!

I also know Adachi is... Adachi, and he’s going to be prickly and insulting, but I promise I am not like that at all - I don’t bite! I’m not all “uwu soft bean” ooc (I hope I don’t give off that impression anyway alfjsdl), but once you and I start talking, I go ham when it comes to headcanons and plotting. Conversing with friends/rp partners ooc is one of my favorite parts of this hobby.

ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MY MUSE(S): First of all,

IF YOU SHIP ADACHI AND THE P4 PROTAGONIST, OR PUT THEM IN ANY KIND OF ROMANTIC OR SEXUAL SITUATION TOGETHER - AND THIS GOES FOR ANY MINOR CHARACTER IN THE SERIES - STAY THE HELL AND FUCK AWAY FROM MY BLOG. THIS GETS A HARDBLOCK FROM ME. THE P4 PROTAGONIST IS A MINOR - EVEN IF YOU “AGE HIM UP”. END OF STORY.

Secondly, I will not ship my interpretation of Adachi, or have him engage in/talk much about any sexual topics. This is for several reasons: mostly because Adachi’s character, and the irredeemable actions he’s committed (which I of course do not condone by writing him) deter me from putting him in those situations - they make me uncomfortable, even in AUs where Adachi isn’t the killer. (Not to say that I hate people who do ship Adachi, I just won’t partake in it). I also see my interpretation of Adachi as romance- and sex-repulsed, and so I put a lot of focus on enemy/rival, platonic, and familial relationships with him.

Finally, I put a lot of focus on all of Adachi’s different facets of his personality on this blog, and I try to portray them accurately. My arcanaswap au Adachis are still Adachi - just different sides of him that he shows (Magician!Adachi his childishness and showmanship, Hierophant!Adachi his intelligence and sense of justice, I could go on). I could talk forever about how Adachi very much shows different sides of himself to different people, and so he kind of acts differently with other muses based on who they are. It’s something I love discussing ooc, too!

FIRST LANGUAGE:  English

SECOND LANGUAGE:  French! I can read, write, and speak it decently well - I’ve been studying it for uhhh 5 or 6 years? - but I’m not anywhere near a native speaker.

AGE RANGE: under 13  |  14 – 17  |  18 – 22  |  23 – 25  |  26 – 29  |  30+  |  70+

AM I OKAY WITH NSFW?: yes |   no (see above, and I myself am mildly sex-repulsed)  |  once in a blue moon

MY FAVORITE/MOST COMMON THING TO RP IS:  angst  | fluff | smut  | crack | other | all

OC FRIENDLY?:  yes  |  no  |  depends

RP BLOG:  Contains ooc posts  |  Doesn’t contain OOC posts

TAGGED BY: @chibitantei​ I’m stealing from you!! I’m stealing from you!!!

TAGGING: take it whoever hasn’t

[celestite-caroline]

aaaughh..... turns into this

[frankendykes-monster]

Killer Bean Forever (2009) is one of the only times where I'll unironically remark that the world wasnt ready for it yet or that it was too ahead of its time. Only post-2014 meme culture could have propelled it to the heights it now sits at.

[tickle-bugs]

For the ask meme! Something you'd like to rant about? Be well! // @fanficsandfluff

I don’t want to bring any negativity here so I’ll do a silly/weird rant.

Y’all I’m a single bean and I’ve been suffering the past few weeks. I’m a lucid dreamer and tend to remember most of my dreams. Normally it’s a quirk I love about myself because my dreams are pretty freaking cool. Recently, however, it’s been hell. Why you ask?

A) every single time I have an unbelievably hot bf/gf that is PRECISELY my type

B) they tickle me to pieces

It’s been weeks on end and I lose my mind because it’s so r e a l. I can feel it. I can literally feel it and I wake up giggling and blushing and the madness must end. It’s so bad like!!! I can’t escape because I know my weak spots, which means my Unbearably Hot S.O. Knows my weak spots, which means I get wrecked.

For example?? Last night I had a really pretty bf who was a painter (I’m 99% sure he was one of the characters in one of the novels I’m writing, so that was extra fun). Painter means paint brushes. You see where this is going. He invited me over to help him with an art project themed around celebration of the body, which involved painting famous masterpieces on people and sharing their stories. It was actually a really cool concept and I might try it out irl after this whole virus thing clears up.

Anyways so he planned to paint ‘Starry Night’ on my back and all the way down my leg. This was a huge problem for me because the back of my thighs is a killer spot for me (and I remember thinking that the bastard knew that) so I was immediately like no. He managed to talk me into somehow and just like I predicted it was horrible (I could FEEL the brush and I was losing my mind). After he got some really nice pictures, he started tickling me for real, which turned into a messy tickle fight and got paint everywhere. After that we got all sappy and we kissed, he tickled me during the kiss and I jolted awake.

This is not the first time!! Last week it was a gorgeous barista girl and we had a soft tickle fight in our tiny apartment while it rained outside. I told her I loved her and we cuddled and then I woke up.

In conclusion, either the universe is gonna give me a bf/gf or I’m entering people’s consciousness while they sleep. Either way the tickling needs to stop because I cannot handle it omg. It’s so realistic and I’ve been in such a mood for the past FOREVER. Anyone else have an experience like this? I might just be weird but I’m curious.

[digitalbyte357]

After noticing some memes of the movie, Killer Bean Forever, I decided to watch it. After seeing it, I want to ask myself “What the hell did I watch and why is it so awesome?” XD A movie about a war between coffee beans, as so ridiculous and stupid the idea is, it’s pretty hilarious and the action scenes and legitimately awesome. XD Most of it is thanks to the main character Killer Bean, a coffee bean that is considered to be the best assassin. Here is a drawing of him after I saw the movie. XD Background is Fourside as how it looked in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. #killerbeanforever #killerbean #coffeebean https://www.instagram.com/p/B9xXA7Vptu0/?igshid=o490ed2z2hoj

[ilovepauljack]

The story behind killer bean meme

Killer Bean is surely a well-known internet character. Many online users like Killer Bean because of his lovely appearance and extraordinary ability. The Killer bean meme has now gone popular on social networking platforms. So, what is the background story? Let’s find out in the next article.

What is killer bean? 

Killer Bean refers to a series of computer-animated web shorts and a feature show following the story of an anthropomorphic assassin coffee bean Killer Bean. After that release of the 2009 film Killer Bean Forever, the series gained the cult following and have been referenced in memes online, with the interest towards those films increasing significantly following a June 2019 review by YouTuber penguinz0.

Killer bean meme

The killer bean generator 

On 1996, engineering graduate Jeff Lew created a three-minute short film “The Killer Bean’’ The Interrogation” for the purpose of teaching himself computer animation. On August eighth, 2000, second seven-minute short _The Killer Bean 2: The Party” was released. That video accumulated over 1 million views.

The Killer Bean The Interrogation

The Killer Bean 2 The Party

On January 1st, 2009, Jeff Lew posted Killer Bean Forever, an 85-minute feature film taking place in a world at anthropomorphic coffee beans and following the story of a hired assassin named Jack Bean’’’, working under alias Killer Bean. The film was animated entirely by Jeff’’ Lew over the course of approximately five years. On May 19th, 2018, that official Killer Bean Animation YouTube channel uploaded a 4K-resolution version of the show, with the movie accumulating over 3.7 million views in one year.

Read more: Popular funny memes you must know

The Return of Killer Bean and the Killer Bean Show

On March third, 2020, Jeff Lew tweeted that he had been working on the latest Killer Bean series. On March 5th, he announced that a ten-episode Killer Bean shows would be released on YouTube in 2020. On May 2nd, Jeff Lew started a Pateron account to support the production.

The Return of Killer Bean

On May 10th, 2020, Jeff’’ Lew uploaded The Return of KIller Bean, a five-minute standalone short in whereupon Killer Bean retrieves his car from a group of armed thugs. The short took in nearly one million views on YouTube in five days .

The reaction towards the character

The show gained mixed reviews from viewers, maintaining a 6.3 rating on IMDb as in June 13th, 2019. Critic reviews of the film varied with both strongly pessimist and strongly positive reviews submitted, with multiple reviews pointing out a “so awful it’s good” vibe to the film.

…What the fuck did I just see? It was like watching a feature-length “crazy frog” commercial that doubled as idiotic gun porn. Why… why would anybody make this?

– Films In Boxes, December tenth, 2011

So that was my thoughts on Killer Bean Forever. Is that bad? Yes. But is it not worth watching? Not exactly. Since it is the action film, the action should be the primary subject, and the action scenario are very good. It could have been a lot better, but I appreciate what it gave us. So I’ll give this film a 3/10.

– The Animation Files, October 6, 2013

No description of this masterpiece’s plot would ever give it the credit it deserves, so I highly recommend you see this fantastic dumpster fire yourself. Even though the movie is an absolute terrible disaster, I still highly recommend it as a “it’s-so-bad-it’s-good” flick.

– RMU Sentri Media, January 31, 2019

Related: Ever Given memes: let’s rescue the ship! 

The killer bean memes

Online, the film gained a cult following similar of that of the 2003 film The Room. The film started gaining notable existence in memes with May 22nd, 2017 montage parody video MLG Killer Bean of YouTuber Bucket which gained over 268,000 views in two years. On February twentysecond, 2018, YouTuber Fluffe posted a You So Fucking Precious When You Smile alteration based on scenes from the film which gained over 200,000 views in sixteen months. On the following day, YouTuber MaximilianMus posted a dubbed scene from the show, gaining over 262,000 views in the same period. On December 16th, 2018, user Instagram bepiz.man posted an I’m Gonna Say the N-Word edit which received over 740,000 views in seven months.

MLG Killer bean

You So Fucking Precious When You Smile

Watch this video Killer Bean Meme Compilation for more interesting killer bean memes. 

On June 4th, 2019, YouTuber penguinz0 made a video titled Killer Bean Is An Animated Masterpiece which gained over 1.5 million views in one week. In the following days, multiple memes based in scenes from the film were posted on Reddit and other platforms. For instance, on June 6th, 2019, Redditor Vanimal58 made a post in okbuddyretard subreddit which received over 16,800 upvotes in one week. On June 12th, Redditor Borfotron made a Boys Locker Room meme based on the film to dankmemes subreddit, receiving over 34,000 upvotes in ten hours.

Funny killer bean meme

Killer bean memes

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[web1-0]

alternate scene of the video i made

[mouthmoodz]

ALL THE QUESTIONS

YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN

ok here we goooo

1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

Spotify

2. is your room messy or clean?

Usually messy

3. what color are your eyes?

Hazelicious

4. do you like your name? why?

yeah i like my first name a lot actually? (riley) i like that it’s a gender neutral name; idk why exactly but i wouldn’t want to have a girl’s name. and i’m glad my parents spelled it right. 

5. what is your relationship status? 

Singlé

6. describe your personality in 3 words or less

“annoying little fucker”

7. what color hair do you have?

Red

8. what kind of car do you drive? color?

silver 2002 oldsmobile intrigue

9. where do you shop?

the world wide web

10. how would you describe your style?

executive dysfunction femme (with occasional bursts of lolita or otome)

continued under the cut

11. favorite social media account

tunglr dot net i suppose, i have the most followers and pals here by far

12. what size bed do you have? 

Twin.

13. any siblings?

I have an older brother

14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

hmm, to be honest it’s hard to say because I’ve been hardly anywhere so I don’t know what kind of place I would enjoy being the most. But probably a fairly large city somewhere in the US, i just don’t know which one.

15. favorite snapchat filter? 

doggo

16. favorite makeup brand(s)

I love Too Faced. love to actually own some of their products someday

17. how many times a week do you shower?

i have depression

18. favorite tv show?

the x-files or always sunny

19. shoe size?

6

20. how tall are you?

5′1″

21. sandals or sneakers? 

sneakers

22. do you go to the gym? 

who the fuck do you think i am,

23. describe your dream date

I never know how to answer this question because not to be corny but if I really like the person I’m on the date with then it doesn’t matter that much what we’re doing??? as long as it’s not something really boring.

24. how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? 

$6.03

25. what color socks are you wearing? 

white

26. how many pillows do you sleep with?

two

27.do you have a job? what do you do? 

ya i’m a library page

28. how many friends do you have? 

Depends how narrowly you define the term “friend.” Also I’m not going to try to count because that’s just not chill

29. whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

Depends on your perspective

30. whats your favorite candle scent? 

I like vanilla scented candles

31. 3 favorite boy names

32. 3 favorite girl names

this is super hard for some reason? once my friend made me decide what i would name a boy and a girl if i had them and eventually we came up with alice and tristan. other than that i’m not sure, though recently I have thought that Neil is a very nice boy name. we all know why this is, of course, but it really is I swear. 

33. favorite actor? 

34. favorite actress? 

I don’t really know or care about famous people that much ever so I’m just gonna say like.... everyone from star wars.

35. who is your celebrity crush?

Like I said, I don’t really know or care much about famous people. And most of them are shitty people and/or not interesting.

36. favorite movie? 

i have seen like 0 movies ever but i like edward scissorhands a lot

37. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

yeah i do and i guess my favorite book is the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy

38. money or brains? 

money my dog i’m neither a sapiosexual nor a fool

39. do you have a nickname? what is it? 

there have been a number of variations applied to me over the years but the most common one at the moment is probably riler

40. how many times have you been to the hospital?

none for an emergency, several times for gettin my brain scanned by a big ol magnet and shit like that

41. top 10 favorite songs

i answered this not that long ago when i reblogged this ask meme before so i will just endeavor to say 10 DIFFERENT songs that i like a lot, again in no particular order

love is greed- passion pit

soratobu toshikeikaku- capsule

1901- phoenix

undercover martyn- two door cinema club

untrust us- crystal castles

orpheus and eurydice- allegra rosenberg

drunk drivers/killer whales- car seat headrest

life on the nickel- foster the people

dirty paws- of monsters and men

wallspin- neil cicierega

42. do you take any medications daily? 

ya lexapro and wellbutrin

43. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

dry

44. what is your biggest fear? 

never accomplishing anything worthwhile

45. how many kids do you want? 

zero

46. whats your go to hair style?

doing absolutely nothing to my hair

47. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

small

48. who is your role model? 

my boy neil c, unproblematic fave of the century

49. what was the last compliment you received?

I think it was when i was in the grocery store and someone said “I love your red hair!” They also had red hair. feels good feels organic even though I don’t like talking to strangers

50. what was the last text you sent?

51. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

I never really "found out,” I just sort of figured it out. I forget when exactly, but it was pretty early on.

52. what is your dream car?

nyan cat lamborghini

53. opinion on smoking?

it’s bad for you but i’m not an Ass to people who do it

54. do you go to college?

ya

55. what is your dream job?

artist, author, some sort of independent content creation like that

56. would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?

the suburbs i guess? unless the rural place was exceptionally beautiful

57. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

no ‘cause i’m not a CRIME DOER

58. do you have freckles?

fuck dude i sure do

59. do you smile for pictures?

yes but only with my mouth closed and if the person taking the picture isn’t taking their sweet time about it

60. how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

1559

61. have you ever peed in the woods?

nope

62. do you still watch cartoons?

I haven’t lately since I stopped watching su and nothing else has caught my attention but I’m not opposed to the idea

63. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

I don’t really eat fast food

64. Favorite dipping sauce?

ranch dressing

65. what do you wear to bed?

i usually wear a nightgown

66. have you ever won a spelling bee?

no but i came in third place in one once

67. what are your hobbies?

reading, drawing, not writing, lolita fashion, collecting obscure pictures of internet funnyman neil cicieregegerega

68. can you draw?

allegedly

69. do you play an instrument?

haha funy sex number. no but i used to play the viola

70. What was the last concert you saw?

I’ve never been to a proper concert

71. tea or coffee?

tea

72. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

i don’t go to either of those places

73. Do you want to get married?

I go back and forth on this. It’s not super important to me, but if I was ever truly convinced I wanted to stay with somebody forever I’d go ahead and do it

74. what’s your crush’s first and last initial

FUCK both their first and last initial are not that common so people would be able to tell who i am talking about probably

75. are you going to change your last name when you get married?

I’m a gay but I guess if my wife had a cooler last name I might take it

76. what color looks best on you?

black probably

77. Do you miss anybody right now?

Ya my friends!! We haven’t hung out very much lately :(

78. Do you sleep with your door open or closed?

Closed

79. Do you believe in ghosts?

Yes because I am one

80. What’s your biggest pet peeve?

I fucking hate it when people crack their knuckles!! Stop it what are you doing to your APPENDAGES you weirdoes!!!

81. last person you called?

my mom

82. favorite ice cream flavor?

chocolate chip cookie dough

83. regular oreos or golden oreos?

Golden oreos tbh

84. Chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?

Sprinkles don’t taste very good and they’re essentially pointless but at least rainbow sprinkles are pretty

85. What shirt are you wearing?

A plain black pullover hoodie

86. What is your phone background?

Unico in Bloomland 

87. are you outgoing or shy?

shy

88. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

idk no one does that but it depends who it is i guess

89. do you like your neighbors?

I don’t know them but they have never been annoying so they’re cool i suppose

90. Do you wash your face? At night? In the morning?

no i just cleanse it along with the rest of me the way god intended, in the Shower

91. Have you ever been high?

yeah once it was pretty fun

92. have you ever been drunk?

nope

93. Last thing you ate?

A green bean. except it wasn’t a green bean, but some other bullshit type of bean that’s practically the same thing only not.

94. favorite lyrics right now

“if you were a piece of dust, I’d shine a light through the busted window and I’d learn to trust in the updraft that you’re on.” -The Only House That’s Not On Fire (Yet) by Lemon Demon

95. summer or winter?

summer

96. day or night?

time is fake my guy

97. dark, white, or milk chocolate?

milk

98. favorite month?

Hmm... maybe october

99. what is your zodiac sign?

pinchy the crab

100. who was the last person you cried in front of?

my best friend