#killed her boyfriend likeee

[suncaptor]

like a major underlying part of who feferi is is literally "wants to genuinely make the world and those around her better and replace the murder around her thats abound with taking care of others instead" and she's like 13 and raised to be something very very different.

[llegato]

this megan vs nicki shit is so funny

[desmoonl]

This song is so Hürrem and Ibrahim coded

[trulymadlykiki]

bree needs to get her daughter into therapy quickly omg

[rzyraffek]

tw i found it in my drafts 3am

guys i love fallout new vegas i love it so much man this characters are so well written please give me more arcade and benny i fucking love benny please imainge my suprise when i played first time and it was 2am and i had to kill this silly goof and i got jumpscared by Black widow perk i i didnt know you could do the nasty with him and i did it for goofs adn then he commented on curier charlies and i lost it i fucking lost it i laughed so hard my mom woke up and took my pc she litteraly turned it off and took it with her to her bedroom so i wont play at 4fucking am and i just sat there blushing like teenager girl in those drama romance series and i was like damn benny why would you do that and the fucking letter he left is so sweet and i then i i found out he got kindaped by my bebygirl vuplus and i felt betrayed like babi why why would you do this to me i i noo why beni and i got upset becasue i didnt want to whoop vulpes cuz i love this furry sexists peace of doodoo but like i i i had month break from fallout cuz its so fukicng intense and then i oh no then i started dlc just to clear my mind out of benny being kindaped by half naked men that he probably liked idk he smells like bisexual  and omg omg ulysses my guy my guy i said i many times and i will say it again when i played this game first time i was sure that ulysses and curier are like ex boyfriends because ulysses acted all emo and shy and misterious and deep and my englsih was so bad oh it was so bad man i couldnt understand what tihs guy was saying and then i had to kill him and i said no and i reloaded game and leveled up untill i gained enough skills to talked him out blowing vulpes and kimball and and imagine my sorrow when i found out this guy and benny were suppose to be companions but obsydian didnt have enouth time please if fallout 5 will come out i want i want idk what i want please give me idk sometinh and omomgogmomgogm guys i hear me out joshua is a bab person  i knowwww but likeee its joshua like he did all this redempion arc and then went all british on this people of course it was nasty and he should not but its rather obvious is it wrong to simp over bab characters?

[tshxrin]

hello, roaches and rats❤️

If you've known me from my insta/discord, hi bro, if you know me from somewhere else- i think you should kill yourself, jk. (Why would you follow a stranger-)

EITHER WAY IM GONNA YAP HERE, I dont got no one to yap to, coz I usually spam their texts and theyre too busy with their partners (mahi reference btw) to pay attention to me even though im the realest one out there fr.

Anyway hi, im ren, but i think i've got a few nicknames, like rennie, renpodd, shurin. Also people, ESPECIALLY MEN love to call me a piece of shit or mentally unsound/insane, love you all fr😇🤞

I  have the humor of a plastic spoon, but like its okay because people vibe w it fr; also i REALLLYYY like kuromi, i kin her tbh, daydreaming about men is so real, SPEAKING ABOUT MEN SIMON GHOST RILEY IS SO ARRUGGGHJHH, masked men are actually🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏,, i also gane religiously, but im mid at all the games I play😝😝. (Valorant, overwatch, codm & fortnite 4 any1 whos wondering.)

Also I think I have a caffeine addiction, like actually idk, but monster tastes good, like diabetes and synthetic flavors yum😍😍. But ong, the cherry flavored monster and ALL the punch flavors (except pacific punch, whoever likes that I wish death upon you, you fucking weirdo.) Slap fr. Also I have an emotional attachment to fruits basket, (the anime) shit was an emotional roller coaster but I think its a suggestion, shit actually had me in emotional distress for a week, NOT MORE THAN THIS ONE BOY WHO HAD ME DISTRESSED FOR 2 MONTHS LMAOAOAOAOA, speaking about boys lemme give you guys some ren lore.

Back in the old days (2021) I was a discord kid (still am), met a filipino guy through a mutual friend, bro was a sweetheart n shi we talked, he admitted he liked me, and when he was courting me he went offline GHOSTED ME FOR A MONTH, and GUESS.FUCKING.WHAT. he comes back, WITH A BOYFRIEND. A BOYFRIEND. Actually had me flabbergasted, but tbh i should've known better, I mean he was an asian twink, who was 100% a bottom, toxic relationship and bad parents so shi thats kinda canon, WUBDIAISKSKWO either way my point is crying over relationships is kinda gay, cry over your grades instead you fucking loser🤑🤑. Being suicidal over grades is a big W, being suicidal over a boy/girl just means youre an insecure piece of shit, okay maybe i shouldn't be so harsh but ykwimykwim.

BUT LIKEEE, despite all these I met some actual homies online, like ongod theyre my second family, i would 100% eat rusty nails coated with sulphuric acid if they asked me to, and im pretty sure if theyre reading this they know who they are LMAOOOO.

Anyway I had my english final today, lemme tell you the paper was so GAY. The reading part made me want to gouge my eyeballs out and submerge them acid, LIKE BRO-paper was pretty easy even though i went unprepared, barely touched the book LMAOO, but it was really lengthy. Like really lengthy, 6 PAGES WORTH OF A QUESTION PAPER, it took me 3 hours to finish it (we get 3 hours for the test), but bro☹️ i wanted to take a big fat nap in the class after i speedran the english paper but NOOOO, she had to make it so fucking big like girl I bet the reason why you make everything so fucking lengthy and big is because you dont get the satisfaction of big things with that undercooked ground beef patty ass husband you got, ongod who gives assignments a weel before finals, AND THEYRE SO TIME CONSUMING TOO LIKE TFF??? OTHER SUBJECTS EXIST??!??!, wow thats a lot of yapping, i love yapping tho, im a professional yapper, I think its just my undiagnosed adhd because I just went from talking about my love for kuromi and masked men to absolutely shitting on my english teacher's existence- maybe i'll drop some ren lore next time 🙏🙏

[shatterstag]

IT’S BELLAMY BRIAR!!! HE’S MY DND OC. HERE’S SOME ART OF HIM. NOW IM GONNA TALK ABOUT HIM THANK U FOR VIEWING AND MAYBE READING PLEASE LOVE MY BOY THANKS.

Bellamy Briar is an undead revenant ghost, who was brought back from death by an evil god of the unknown, dreams and secrets, The Hidden One, after Bellamy ritualistically sacrificed himself in a failed attempt to save his dying daughter. 

He’s my oc and dnd character, and he is my favourite and most developed and complex oc I have ever made in my 15+ years of writing ocs. I originally created and played him for a (currently on hiatus) Curse of Strahd dnd campaign where he’s a plague doctor grave cleric with a penchant for being undead, rapier fighting, letting party members die before deciding he should heal them, and generally being the freaky resident cryptid everyone hates. He hides his appearance and nature behind a plague mask; in the campaign the party has no idea that he’s dead, and until I revealed it outside of the game during the current hiatus, the other players had no idea either.

💉💀 🌹  DR BELLAMY BRIAR  🌹💀💉

Age: ~100 at time of death, ~160+? at campaign start

Height: 6’4”

Pronouns: he/him

Race: sun elf w/ UA Revenant subrace

Class: grave cleric

Occupation: surgeon, physician, apothecary, plague doctor, failed dad, local sad ghost boy, horny goth priest dtf

Other shit: Gay, aspie, occultist, left handed, in love with fantasy satan oops

Alignment: neutral good (alive) / chaotic neutral (dead)

Proficiencies: Medicine (expertise, +10 babyee), history, insight, perception, intimidation

BACKSTORY!!!

In life, he was a gentle, mild mannered genius surgeon and doctor obsessed with the occult and stalked by a sinister figure in his dreams - the Hidden One  (true name Indrik, @jacobin​ my dm’s oc and npc), watching and waiting for his prophecy to begin, of which Bellamy was supposed to be a core part of. Born in Barovia to displaced elven parents, he had a childhood of emotional neglect and abuse as his parents attempted to shape him into the black sheep prodigal son they believed would absolve him of his crime of being accidentally born, which trapped them forever with a newborn son in the purgatory-esque demiplane of Barovia.

When his sleepy rural village is obliterated by a terrible plague, Bellamy becomes the town’s plague doctor, desperately attempting to halt the inevitable. But then his adopted daughter - Anya, who Bellamy adores more than anything in the world -  falls ill to the plague. Unable to find a way to save her he turns to occultism, black magic, blood magic and cannibalism, necromancy, all the while rapidly losing his grip on sanity and wildly experimenting with darker and darker magic.

With all his options exhausted, his village in ruins and Anya dying, he turns to long gone old gods in desperation. Alone, insane with grief, with nothing left to live for, he cuts out his own heart in ritualistic sacrifice, offering his own life and body in return for Anya’s to an unknown god he preys to........ who turns out to be the Hidden One, watching god from his dreams, furious that his prophecy tool has managed to kill himself before the prophecy could even begin.

The Hidden One, far from done with him, forms a pact with Bellamy to exchange Bellamy’s life for Anya’s.... but instead, brings Bellamy back to undeath as an empty ghost - devoid of body, emotion and humanity after the Hidden One eats his heart, ‘blessed’ with clerical powers over life death and the grave - and steals Anya’s dying soul to keep her ‘alive’ with him in the Abyss as his carrot on a stick to control and pacify Bellamy. Now he’s doomed to wander the countryside as a puppet spy for his god, obsessed with the idea of saving Anya’s soul, terribly lonely and unable to relate with the living he hides among while being forever cursed to haunt the plague doctor suit he died in.

Outside of current canon dnd story, I have likeee 70k+ words of prose written about Bellamy and uhhhhhhh also he and the Hidden One/Indrik end up oops enemies to lovers and my dm @jacobin and I are furiously obsessed with these two and I have literally not cared about or been more obsessed with a ship in my entire life, they are terribly sad boys in intense terrible love and have no idea how to make it work because one is a broken lonely god and the other is a broken lonely ghost and ALL THEY WANNA DO IS KISS AND BE HAPPY!!!!!

anyway thats my boy and his god boyfriend thanks for listening to my ted talk please direct your questions and queries straight into my heart

also hey follow me on twitter! I’m way more active and post art regularly! @ shatterstag

[eternlmisery]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MELISSA YOU ARE SO GOOD

HAHAHAHAH HE FEARS OF BEING BLIND

stiles is way too unlucky for this world 

we need to just kill it 

I am stiles at EVERY situation 

Peter is mood 

and did he get a heaircut? 

this is a shitty medusa thing 

I HOPE HE DOESN’T DIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OH NO MALIA FEAR IT’S THE FEAR THING 

NOOOOO

NOOOOOO

NOT PETER 

I am in denial he can’t be dead fuck you 

jackson is so hot 

the guard is hot tho 

jackson literally is so weird

i know i know it sucks 

“he’s not dead” 

ME ME ME ME always 

His beard is on point tho 

IT;S LITERALLY DOLLAR STORE MEDUSA

AT LEAST SHE HAD SNAKES IN HER HAIR 

he is like “shit” 

SHIT 

hey boy HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS THIS IS SO CUTE 

THIS IS ADORABLE 

I SHIPPED THEM 

I LOVE THIS 

I’M CRYING 

HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO GOOD 

FUCK YEAH 

FUCK IM CRYING ETHAN? HAHAHAHAHAHA

WTF BRO? 

shook 

BI 

BI 

BI 

OKAY COOL 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THEY ARE SHOOKETH 

oh my god 

I LOVE LYDIA MARTIN 

I LOVE HER 

I LOVE LYDIA MARTIN 

SHE AND JACKSON ARE LIKE BFFS AND SHE SHIPS THEM WITH ETHAN FUCKKKKKK 

i think the hospital people are gonna wake up and attack him 

yeah 

thought so 

FUCK YOU MAN 

like UGH 

is this theo? 

I WAS SURE 

BOYFRIENDS 

ME ALWAYS 

Malia is so bad ass 

oh good okay

thank you derek we really appreciate your commentary 

mood always 

boyfriendssss

9i love this 

MOOD 

hahahahahahah these two are killing me 

they are so gay 

just kiss

OH MY GOD KISS

GOD 

JUST KISS

I just want them to kiss is this bad? Like just make out in the elevator 

like it’s that easy 

also i’m bummed peter isn’t here for the fight 

MAMA MCALLL COMING AT YA LIKEEE

KILL HIMMMMMMMMM 

NOLAN IS GONNA DIE PROBS 

THEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

so many boyfriends in this episode 

“the boyfriends of war” 

NOT AGAIN DEREK 

me at all times every time something minor happens to me 

OH NO 

NOT BABY DEREK 

NOT DEREK 

i think everyone is gonna be stone and scott is gonna save them 

or lydia scott and stiles or something? 

WHERE IS STILES? wtf 

me slowly losing my shit 

this episode is just... me 

I LOVE HIM 

PARENTS ARE THE BEST 

I LOVE HIM 

I LOVE YOU NOAH STILINSKI 

THIS FINALE IS SO GOOD THIS FAR

IT’S SO GOOD BOY

I DONT WANNA JINX IT 

FUCK YOU MAN 

HE DA SHERIFF BOYYYYYY

SHERIFF STILINKSI FFUCK ME UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

i get way too excited for shit like this i love my life 

but also too sad so there is that 

where is lydia and everyone going 

MALIA 

oh my god 

ME 

me when i’m shocked af 

next up i think is ethan and then jackson 

me looking for my will to live  

oh so it was javcckson 

HA I WAS RIGHT 

also does he shop at hot topic?

he is in the fucking FBI and they are like wtf 

NOT JENNIFER 

NOOOOOO

IS THIS? NO? YES? IDK 

OH SHE IS 

HE IS LIKE 

“I am gonna fight her blind bitchhhhhh” 

he is totally gonna det frozen 

bitch noooooooo

i would as soon as gouge out my eyeballs 

no we don’t 

honey you ruined the season 

HE IS TOUCKING THE ANUKATE 

please dont finger her 

thought so 

scott mcallllllllll

HE HAS TO FIND STILES 

WHERE IS YA BOI 

oh i need kate and gerard fighting 

bitch you a supernatural you a black sheep

i am surprised... and kinda shook 

she has... weird fetishes 

DONT BREAK THEM PLEASE 

that’s like only thing to not do 

OHHHH FMAILY REUNION 

DAD 

fuck you man 

he doesn’t really but 

maybe it’s with stiles 

IT’S NOT 

no 

no nononononononono 

NOGITSUNE 

NOGITSUNE STILES 

YES 

AH BABY 

I really loved that storyline 

thank you dylan for coming back for the finale 

ALLISON 

OH NO BOY 

HE BROUGHT UP ALLISON 

OH NOOOOOO

Tyler posey is a gift 

he is a gift 

NO honey i dont wanna open my eyes