#kill me now please

[maddgarbagemonkey]

There’s a part in Spirit of Justice that confirms the defiant dragons named a fucking cactus after Apollo once Dhurke had to send him to the states because it was pointy and small (and I can’t find it because it’s an optional piece of dialogue that’s in none of the playthroughs online!!!)

But anyways hey capcom, who named the cactus?? Did Nahyuta grow up fucking nurturing and protecting that shitty cactus before leaving it behind with the rest of his flesh and blood family? Did he wake up at the tender age of fuck you and found out he didn’t have a brother anymore so he latched onto a fucking cactus instead? A cactus? He couldn’t even take care of a cactus right? A cactus? A cactus?

[evandorkin]

Thanks to those who let me know that yesterday marked the 30th anniversary of The Eltingville Club's first appearance in Instant Piano #1 from Dark Horse Comics. I had no idea! Terrifying!

[wafflesrisa]

Currently vibrating at the frequency of an exploding jacket potato between:

Delulu imagining Daniel in the Red Bull seat after all and a scant possibility of a Maxiel podium vs nauseous at the thought of him going back into that cesspool of a team

[tonystarkdeservesthewholeworld]

do not DO NOT watch venom the last dance its for your own good I promise but if you do watch out for the mermaids and the dancing queen

[polyamorouspunk]

Ah ha ha I can’t believe I ACTUALLY thought things were going to get better lmao MY FUCKING BAD-

[manicmanuscription]

UGHHHHH YOU EVER JUST EMBARRASS YOURSELF SO BAD BECAUSE YOUR AUTISTIC AND HAVE NO FUCKING FILTER OR VOLUMN CONTROL

WHY AM I SO LOUD AND UNAWARE OF MY SURROUNDINGS

IM NEVER TALKING AGAIN OR GOING OUT IN PUBLIC

KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME

[pandaemoanium]

i forgot that some construction guy was coming to do a quick check-in at everyone's apartments today... and all my toys were still in the bathroom on full display 🫠

[i-hope-you-step-on-legos-and-die]

I want Matsukawa Issei to blow smoke on my face and then kiss me I DON'T want to study for my 4 upcoming quizzes next week

[t-s-n]

Is Ed helms a whore

only for me.

[skindibbdid]

How to cut deep again?

I used to be able to cut to deep styro but now i can barley get light styros most of the time :(

also i almost completely lost my drive to sh but i dont feel any better? i just feel more depressed!!!! yay..........

[shehadthewrld]

unfortunately i don’t have a single nonchalant bone in my body

[pomegranate-watermellon]

I have these 2 characters who are really worming themselves into my brain and i really want to add them to the main f/o list but it feels like iam cheating on scott and I don't like that :[[ scott is my bbg but so are these other characters

Thinking about this makes me feel icky :[[

[stupid-landmine-girl]

Everything feels like a cardboard cutout (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡

　

[sistercara]

gals help im so fuckin stupid ive been using the nose emoji instead of the praying hands just smh gotdamn send thoughts and prayers for my lobotomy recovery 👃👃👃

[darknesspervades]

I have my final exam today, someone kill me

[stemacademics]

today will go down in my secret diary titled Hall of Shame as one of the most embarassing days of my life