#kili fili ftw
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Durin Brothers 馃馃枻
Fili and Kili 馃
#the hobbit#lotr#kili fili ftw#fili#kili#durin bros#need more brotherly content on my timeline#dwarves#the ponies are actually horses with fluffy sweaters
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Watch all three extended Hobbit films.
Cry.
Reject the deaths of the Durins.
Find fix-it fic.
Cry.
Rinse, and repeat as needed.
Best when used in accompaniment with all three extended Lord of the Rings films.
#the hobbit trilogy#the lord of the rings#the lord of the fandoms#in this house we reject the deaths of durin鈥檚 folk#sons of durin do not die that is a filthy orcish lie#kili is alive and shooting shit with tauriel#thorin is alive and sittinf under a shady oak tree with bilbo#fili is alive and far too epic to ever succumb to a knife in the back and an ignominious fall#fuck the canon in this house we celebrate the durins#fix it fic ftw
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Fili
Sexuality Headcanon:
Ace-aro ftw!
Gender Headcanon:
Cis dude probably
A ship I have with said character:
no! my boy is ace-aro and he鈥檚 cool by himself.
A BROTP I have with said character:
Him and Kili honestly put every other sibling duo to shame.
A NOTP I have with said character:
Durinc*st. just. no. incest isn鈥檛 good, children.
A random headcanon:
He鈥檚 the most agile on horseback (ponyback?) out of all the Company.
General Opinion over said character:
Everyone needs a brother like Fili. He deserved More development and More screentime than he got in the movies D:.
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Thorin: what's "STD"?
Bilbo: it's-
Fili: strong thick dick
Kili: stand tall dick
Bilbo: *sigh*.. it's sexually transmitted diseases..
#the hobbit#lotr#incorrect the hobbit quotes#incorrect lotr quotes#this might actually happened idk#bilbo is so done#the brothers are so dumb i love them#kili fili ftw#i side with the brothers
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