#kiki familia

[rabbittraps]

old work from 2021: patty fox and kiki familia for blaseballcares's tlopps project

[lovelandfrogman]

blaseball request: quack enjoyable :3c

day 5: quack enjoyable

omg i had no clue abt this guy and now i love him. this is a slightly different spin on him than the wiki lore, instead of being an animal familiar he’s a plushie animated by magic, and switches between little plush form and human sized form!! (this idea came to me when i saw someone w a duck keychain today)

[cryinginblaseball]

I forgot to post this here! My Midwinter trade for @bread--quest about Parker trying to find a way to fight The Boss, and ending up in Elsewhere way over his head.

[polkadotpatterson]

Moist Talkers as text posts, part 18! Art by HetreaSky!

[waveridden]

52 and/or 63 & dealer's choice blaseball player(s) for the spotify wrapped drawing prompts?

[ID: Digital art of Kiki Familia from the video game Blaseball. Kiki is a teenage catgirl. The first image is a bust of her crying and looking upset, with one hand reaching out. The second is a silhouette of her caught on fire, in the process of being incinerated. Lyrics in the background of the images say "Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, you were bigger than the whole sky." The images are entirely in black and grey except for the text in the first image and the fire, which are both rendered in shades of red, orange, and yellow. /end ID]

you were more than just a short time

[kosmosxipo]

It rotates throughout the day but right now it’s this lol

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

[y2k-2day]

Jay-Z - I Just Wanna Love U (Give it to Me), 2000

[rubywolffxxx]

Pole Position (Formula 1 x lectora)

Resumen: la semana de entrenamientos finalmente comenzaba, pero no como Tania esperaba. Mary le había advertido mil y un veces sobre la vida mediatica, pero al final fue Franco quien necesitaba tantas advertencias.

~ Capítulo anterior Capítulo siguiente~

Masterlist de capítulos

Masterlist de mi autoría

~ XIV ~

Ese fin de semana, Franco recibió demasiadas reprimendas.

De Williams, De General Racing, de su familia y más que nada del agresivo mundo de internet. No hubo un alma que no lo advirtiera ni retara por ser foco de tan tonto escándalo. Pero hubo una persona que no le dijo ni una sola palabra. Y para intranquilidad de Franco, esa era su mejor amiga.

—... La gente se olvidará de esto, no es para tanto.—Mary miraba al chico del otro lado del escritorio, quien tenía el foco de atención en la tercera persona de la oficina—. Algunos sponsors de Argentina no quieren verse involucrados con esa señorita... Pero no hay que impacientarse, de seguro se les pasará. Por otro lado, espero que entiendas la seriedad de esto ahora, Franco. Williams te soltará la mano pronto, pero no necesito que acarrees problemas a nuestro equipo... ¿Me estás escuchando?—

—Si, Mary. Lo lamento mucho. No volverá a pasar.—la mujer asintió más tranquila.

—Bueno, eso es todo. Puedes retirarte.—miró a Tania, quien se mantenía en silencio—. T�� quédate, querida. Tengo que consultarte algo de los coches.—

Franco esperó paciente a la salida de la oficina, sin saber muy bien qué le diría a la mujer. Lo único que sabía era que odiaba esa indiferencia. Tania salió un rato después.

—¿Vamos... por unas hamburguesas?—se levantó de su asiento.

—No tengo hambre.—

—¿Y un helado?—

La chica lo miró, y Franco supo que se venía el discurso.

—... Llevo casi dos años trabajando con Mary para construir esta oportunidad... Y te elegimos por sobre decenas de pibes para ser parte... Y vos... En solo una noche, por pelotudo calentón... Casi te cagas en media docena de sponsors...—la chica lo miró sumamente enojada—. Por querer cogerte a esa impresentable, tambaleó todo nuestro esfuerzo, pelotudo.—

—No pensé que sería para tanto...—

—¡Estamos en la Formula 1, Franco! No son los kartings, o Formula 4. Todo el puto mundo está mirando qué carajos hacés. Así que la próxima vez que quieras cogerte a alguien, hacelo. Nadie te lo impide. Pero no lo muestres a los 4 vientos ni te metas con la mujer más odiada de Argentina... Boludo.—

La chica salió del edificio, dejando a Franco más que dolido.

—En una escala del uno al diez... ¿Qué tan enojada estás?—

—¿Ahora? ¿Contigo acompañándome? Cero, Kiki.—

Esa mañana, Tania entrenaría junto a Kimi. Puede que sean de escuderías diferentes, pero sus superiores no tenían problemas en dejarlos usar simuladores ajenos. Y esa semana, Kimi entrenaría con Tania en la central de General Racing.

Tania sacó una fotografia al simulador y se acomodó en el asiento. Kimi se sentó en la butaca de al lado.

—Te conozco y no, no quiero hablar de eso ahora... ¿Corremos uno contra uno?—

—El que pierde paga la hamburguesa.—la vio sonreír antes de alistar el simulador—... ¿Oliver te mandó algún mensaje estos días?—

—Ahora que lo mencionas, no... ¿Esta entrenando?—

—... Supongo, si.—

Antes de empezar la carrera, Tania publicó la foto.

Silenció el celular y se concentró en el entrenamiento.

Esa misma noche, mientras Lando curioseaba en las redes el tema del momento -si, Franco Colapinto- encontró una nota de Tania recién salida del horno. La habían interceptado a la salida del entrenamiento junto al piloto de Mercedes.

~No voy a negar que fue algo molesto lidiar con la onda expansiva del bombazo de mierda que le lanzaron a Franco. El argentino es una persona pasional, muy leal e incondicional... Nos apoyan de forma hermosa. Pero parece que lo que hizo Franco no le gustó a nuestros seguidores. Lo entiendo, pero también la gente debe entender que Franco es nuevo en todo esto... Y en todo caso, yo no tengo nada que ver. Yo no compartí la cama ahí, eh.~rió de forma tonta~. Así que dejen de tirarme mierda a mi, gente.~

~¿Crees que esto se solucione?~

~Si, sin duda. Franco aprendió por las malas la importancia de cuidar la reputación propia... Ya vi lo bravos que son mis compatriotas cuando algo no les gusta, anoto en mi lista de prohibidos no salir a caminar con gente que no le agrada a mi fandom.~

Lando entonces comprendió la insistencia de la mujer con todo el tema de los rumores.

Si él y Tania hubiesen pasado la noche juntos y la gente se enteraba...

¿Hubiese sido así de masivo el drama?

Decidió que era mejor no pensarlo mucho.

A esas alturas, los rumores eran lo último que le importaba. Quería arreglar las cosas con la chica, pero entendió que en ese momento, lo último que necesitaba Tania era a él fastidiando. No la conocía mucho, pero si lo suficiente para entender que lo mandaría al diablo... Otra vez.

Era martes, y esta vez Tania estaba sola en la central. No era nada nuevo, pues no había más corredores además de ella. Franco entrenaba con Williams.

Asi que ahi estaba, sola en la horrible pileta helada después del entrenamiento físico. Revisaba su celular por fuera del agua con cuidado de no mojarlo, cuando un mensaje de Carlos apareció en su pantalla.

—Entonces vos crees que él sabía de lo de Hamilton.—

—Estoy casi 100% seguro de que Charles sabía que no me renovarían contrato. Y no me dijo nada.—

Tania entró al departamento seguida de Carlos, quien a esas alturas de su amistad, ya se sentía más que en casa. Se tumbó en el sofá.

—Bueno, en su defensa, no es algo que se diga a la ligera... Ni le corresponde a él informar esas cosas.—

—Y parece como si últimamente me ignorara.—la chica se sentó a su lado—. ¿Puede un siete veces campeón destruir una amistad asi de rápido?—

—... Ustedes son mis papás, no se divorcien.—Carlos resopló con una gracia apagada

—Es como si todo el equipo se olvidara de que aún soy parte de Ferrari... Y es frustrante.—

—Bueno, querido.—Tania le dio unas palmaditas en la pierna—. Asi es el apático mundo del automovilismo. Deberías saberlo mejor que yo... Asi que dejá de lloriquear y hacé que tus últimas carreras en un auto de primer nivel sean legendarias.—

—... ¿Y Charles? ¿Qué hago con él?—

—Si te ignora, mandalo a la mierda. Si hay algo que yo le dejé muy en claro a Mary cuando armamos el contrato, es que yo no voy a dejar que nadie me perjudique. Ni como compañeros ni contrincantes... Si yo estoy por delante de vos, es porque lo merezco. Dejá de llorar y corré.—

—Que mala... Y luego por el niño Antonelli casi te vas a los golpes.—

—Si, bueno... Pero eso fue por una injusticia.—se levantó del sofa—. Además, a Kiki nadie le hace nada o nos vamos a las piñas... ¿Pedimos la cena?—

Lando vio aquella foto con cierta envidia. Le hubiese gustado que la cena de la mujer terminara con un lindo posteo en redes. Pero no, no fue nada de eso.

El piloto tuvo la necesidad de mandarle un mensaje a Carlos, para que le preguntara a la chica qué opinaba de él.

Pero lo que Lando no sabía, es que Carlos le mostraría el mensaje desesperado a la chica.

—"pregúntale qué opina de mi, si te dice de la cena".—Carlos le mostró el mensaje a Tania, quien se llevaba algunas papas a la boca—. Él me contó un poco de lo que pasó, y me imagino el mal rato... Asi que jodámoslo un poquito.—

Tania sonrió, pues se le ocurrió una idea.

[cryinginblaseball]

the catboys i signed for my all-catboy baseball team dont know what baseball is and theyre actively loudly sobbing whenever they miss a swing and whenever they dive to catch a ball it bonks them on the head and they go "uweh" and our pitcher closes his eyes whenever he throws because hes scared and we're beating every other team in the league

[cyndakip]

I was tagged by @orbleglorb to do Wip Whateverday! Thanks blestie!

RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs (lol. lmao)

Blaseball wips:

abner and parker fight in an arby's parking lot

all of the eyes on the pitcher throwing

before

dust bunny

dust to dust

jesus elsewhere

keep on, keep on, keep on

Kiki Familia 3

Milky Way Wanderers

Pods Dot AU

SALT SALT SALT SALT

semicentennial

simon's quest

squiddish

star-crossed

THE GANG GETS BENADRYLED

the hand that you were dealt

the streets in light

YEAH COFFEE

your name is polkadot patterson

ziwagenia

Everything else is not in an Actual Wip Folder bc I only have one for blaseball, but here's the main other fandom stuff I've got lying around rn:

go loud

firegray but queerplatonic

suddenly, dovebriar

warriors story

nuzlocke bonus stories

platinum storylocke

nuzlocke forums pride month create-a-thon

absolutely not tagging that many people but uuuuuhhhh @mossy-kit @kosmosxipo @luckyowl21 @charaznablescanontoyota @waveridden @chuthulhu-writes show off those wips! (if you want) (no pressure)

[blazeball]

she has kiki familia energy tbh

MAYA FEY??????? i see thta... the tragedy......... this is awesome.......... oh my god blaseball

[imsosocold]

A very (un)comprehensive review of the TOH Season 2 Finale: 

Me: This episode is our finale to this little series. We’re taking a long break after this, I can’t handle making these, it took like fourish days to do so. I do hope to release an OPM MA arc review eventually. I chose this episode in particular because it at least resembles a finale, unlike the season 1 finale. 

Lomes: The fact you complimented this episode means we’re going to insult it purposefully more.

Me: You foolish fools-

Lomes: Check out this castle, it’s so boring. Where’s my Luang Prabang?

Sunniva: I want it more to be like the Sagrada Familia.

Jorah: I don’t care if it’s not canon accurate or not, Belos should wear outfits in the same style those saint statues do.

Me: I haven’t been this scared since you’ve last taken control of my tumblr account.

Sunniva: What happened to the wild witches and demons like Hooty?  What did the witches think would happen on the Day Of Unity? Taking over the human realm?  

Lomes: If the latter is true, Belos’s hatred makes more sense.

Me: It’s white boy stuff and white boy stuff doesn’t make sense.

Lomes: Dana is a white girl so it’s white girl stuff.

Sunniva: Stop blaming Dana alone, there was a whole team-

Lomes: She’s the big guy, and besides, she did the same to Belos, our favorite mysticist-

Sunniva: Dana is a real person-

Divorce arc no fun </3

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Jorah: Okay, what is Belos planning do once he goes to the human realm? Is he planning to stay in it or just checking it out before he dies or something? Did he not even know, like the Collector implied?

Sunniva: I like the idea of him going to live in an eco village.  

Lomes: He was going to take down the rich and him being defeated leads to a Trolley sort of problem- 

Me: Belos is letting Jesus take the wheel on that one. But yeah, they should’ve at least elaborated on his plans more.

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Jorah: Belos does not take well to family abandonment.

Lomes: The series writers killed Kiki long before this. The fact they conveniently made her know all this supposedly secret information just made canon events so much more confusing.

Me: Kikimora is a real figure in Slavic mythology, like how the TOH Titans bears similarities to the Titans in Greek mythology. In universe, did the Boiling Isles influence these myths or, somehow, was it the other way around?

Sunniva: The fact we know these questions won’t ever be answered and yet we ask…

Jorah: It’s All Futile.

Me: It’s All Pointless.

Lomes: William Gold is cooler than Wilbur Soot.

…

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Me: Stop doing thumb wars, you’re missing the episode. 

Lomes: We need stimulation. 

Me: So do I, and I only get it from people liking my content even though it also makes me disgusted and uncomfortable! At least talk while doing it, silence makes me incredibly uncomfortable and I myself struggle to fill it myself. I am constantly searching for what I need from others.

Lomes: Bro who asked.

Me: I will force you to watch more series with me, like the anime version of Turnabout Big Top.

Jorah: That’s the good one!

Lomes: You’d suffer, since you would have to write our reactions and organize them and deal with your hyperempathy.

Me: I wish I had a whip, I like hitting and breaking things.

Lomes: You would probably hit yourself.

Me: Yeah, I would, but that makes it more fun.

Sunniva: Guys, we are missing the plot! And I just lost…

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Sunniva:  Belos is still an asshole even when trying to convince people. 

Lomes: You are what you eat.

Me: “ I’m gonna give all these witches lobotomies!”

Sunniva “Stop it… get some help…”

Jorah: The fact even Steve left meant his plan was doomed from the start, Belos should’ve focused on getting him back.

Lomes, while throwing a Swedish Fish at me: I found Steve the Ceasg!!

What happened next stays in Oakland baby.

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Me: I don't think Belos being cocky is a good enough explanation for his actions, specifically for all the times he loses, in my opinion. His desperation makes sense but it’s not fleshed out enough to feel justified. I like the idea of him knowing Luz is lying and just saying anything she can to avoid turning into stone but taking her hand anyway. Because Luz wasn't much older than he was when he first came to Isles and even he had moments of temptation. She was stranded alone with nowhere to go and was taken in by a wild witch who taught her black magic. Sure, she's "crazy" in his eyes but her "sense of reality" has been warped but if she can go home maybe she still has a chance to be saved. Plus Belos heard her apologize to her mother before in the season 1 finale and he wouldn’t want to break apart a family. Anything to potentially save a human life. Sure, Belos still gets tricked because he didn't expect her to have a sigil, but it then becomes a mistake he made due to being merciful for once in his life.

Jorah: You are so right. *Places something in my hand.*  Have a Sanrio copper penny.

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Lomes: The Collector returned from the shadow realm!  [ Noelle’s] home.

Sunniva: It’d be cool if they were from the celestial realm.   

Me: Our northern circumpolar star! Play honeysuckle lavender butterscotch!

Jorah: Mad favorite gendervoid. 

Lomes: Mae is the ultimate gendervoid.

Jorah: Imagine if the Collector was so bright he overtook the screen until all the characters’ eyes adjusted to them.

Me: Imagine if there was a moment where Cole and Belos just paused to look at each other, being in the same plane and being able to see each other’s full forms.   

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Lomes:“ I need you back Cole, how else am I supposed to get the waiter to realize I asked for no pickles.”

Jorah: Awww, look at him and his jelly bean toesies!~

Me, watching Belos get splattered: It’s a better death than he got in the finale, especially if we are viewing the Collector through the lens of them being a representation of wild magic.

Jorah: I thought the Collector wasn’t trying to kill Belos, splattering was a non lethal yet tortuous punishment. They still cared for him, with all the memories of centuries spent with him, in the sense they wanted to understand why he did that. And for Belos to have somebody know how he is and face betrayal similar to what Caleb did to him yet still want to stay, it’d be something irreplaceable. 

Sunniva: I like the idea that Belos will never go away entirely, like the toxic ideologies he’s supposed to represent, methinks.

Lomes: Pog. I don’t think there’s anything to this story. 

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Lomes: I'd take this for the permanent finale, however dark it is. 

Jorah: You are a fan of the likes of Replica.                         

Sunniva: Even if it’s not well written, TOH needed a happy end.

Lomes: I don’t care if it’s better for society or people or whatever to have a happy end, I care about good writing, morals attached or not. 

Jorah: Yeah, art should exist for its own sake and trying to censor and cut it up to make it palpable to others insults its existence.

Sunniva: Nothing exists in a vacuum-

Me: Guys, guys.

I just  realized… TOH is bad. Not DSMP bad, not Daganronpa 3 bad, not even OPM bad, but… bad.

Sunniva: Acceptance is the first step.

Me: This is the last of the TOH stuff for now, thanks for coming along for the car ride but it’s over now.

Jorah: Back to the void we go. Schrodinger’s existences. 

Sunniva: Check out the Coffin of Andy and Leyley!

Lomes:Unfollow Noelle.

Baiii

[cryinginblaseball]

tell the world about the hobbs hall fic 👀

In all of his grief that he and Richmond were separated, for all of his pushing for the Necromancy, Hobbs Cain never really though that those actions would fall back on people he cares about (the good old Blaseball concept of "Hubris"). So Hobbs dies in season 8, and goes to the Hall feeling that his actions caused Ruby Tuesday, and the disaster that was Jaylen's resurrection in general. He's terrified that Richmond could be hurt in the same way that people were during Ruby Tuesday. So when Hobbs gets to the Hall, he's not in the best frame of mind.

I see The Hall as this huge building with enormous gathering spaces, high arches, marble floors, very old feeling and grand, and off to the side everyone on the Hall has their own little space, a little apartment for themselves. Hobbs isolates himself in the Hall, hiding in his apartment from the other Talkers that were there, including his old teammates, Trevino and Kennedy and Tyler, and Elijah and Workman eventually. But there's one other person there too, one Talker he wasn't teammates with, one that died on Ruby Tuesday.

When Kiki Familia finds out Hobbs is hiding from them, she takes it upon herself to pull him out of his apartment and this spiral he put himself in. Kiki joined the Talkers as basically a kid, just barely an adult, a magical girl who wanted to help save the players of the ILB. She's still a plucky teen, and she still has fire inside her that drives her to help people, and she's not going to take Hobbs's moping laying down, especially when she has a say about Ruby Tuesday.

Anyway, I think they'd be cute surrogate sibling; Kiki basically activates Hobbs's Older Sibling instincts that Richmond does. Hobbs would never admit it, but he's a big sweetheart full of love. That's why he's so willing to fight the gods.

[polkadotpatterson]

Rules: Make a poll of your favorite female characters (no limits - as many or as little as you want) and see which your followers like the most!

inspired by @waveridden! thought it would be fun to do an entirely blaseball version :)

[thehallstara]

for the lore you made up ask meme: beans mcblase? eye emoji

okay first of all it needs to be stated that all of this lore owes equal credit to kt (who doesn't have tumblr) but everything here was created with hir mwah!!and obviously this is just my personal lore for her. now into the good stuff:

-beatrix "bea" mcblase is acadian, from prince edward island, and moved to ottawa for school! - met kiki familia as co-workers for ccohs (canadian center for occupational health and safety), which was bea's first job after law school -beans was actually kiki's cat/familiar!! the two (three ig) of them were in halifax for work, kiki joined during ruby tuesday, and after kiki died bea ended up w/ beans and also. had to play blaseball now oops -is a trans woman– started transitioning towards the end of undergrad!!! -hates it when you call her french. speaks french passably but not particularly well. -gets little crops of mushrooms that show up on her ribs when she's stressed (shoutout to the mushroom blessing) -is known to get sea sick -beans will always always always take up at least half the bed and is unashamed about it

[kosmosxipo]

I was tagged by @polkadotpatterson. Thank you, Blestie!

Current time: 8:01pm

Current activity: just hanging out, watching YouTube with my partner

Currently thinking about: it just started fucking POURING out. It's really dark and lightning is really close and I'm sitting here looking around like a small frightened creature

Current favorite song: "Your Favorite One to Break" by The Garages just dropped on Friday but holy shit have I listened to it 100 times already. The VIBES.

Currently reading: look, I've been really bad about books lately. I really want to read again but nothing has sounded good. I should jump back into the Shotgun Seamstress omnibus. Or get another Becky Chambers book.

Currently watching: Top Chef lol

Current favorite character: Eugenia Garbage is never far from my mind. She's just such a perfect character and I love this amazing person we (the Canada Moist Talkers) made.

Current wips: God, okay. Working on Salt stuff, I have a few semi-abandoned Talkers fics, including a story about Kiki Familia trying to get Hobbs to snap out of his wallowing in The Hall. I'm also working on developing a project I've been calling "Space Raccoon," but I'm really vibing on the name Midway.

I don’t have people to tag, so if you want in on this, consider yourself tagged!