#kicking him everytime he messes up 💀

[pbjhellyeah]

curtis bros hcs because I'm locked out :(

- soda is so insanely good at chugging drinks, darry will get him a glass of smth, turn around for five seconds and it'll be gone.

- darry has such a fascination with little trinkets like tins or lighters. he has a collection of them in his room.

- pony once found a spider in his hair when he was 9 and ever since has been paranoid that they've always been there. sometimes steve will mess w him and pretend he sees spiders and pony hates it so much.

- soda has such a natural feeling of rhythm and time involving music. because of this he's an incredible dancer and no one knows where he got it from. this also means he's throwing a lil dance step into everything he does, it may not even be intentional, but the guy was just born to move.

- when darry was around 12 he went through a phase of wishing he had a rlly outlandish name like his brothers did. but he got over it after a few months bc he was so proud to be named after his father.

- (kinda canon but) whenever the gang would play football pony INSISTED that darry was on his team and if he ever even made a hypothetical point of switching teams then pony would straight up dip and walk off in a huff💀

- soda has the biggest habit of eavesdropping on strangers' conversations and will always add his input even if only he can hear it. "Can you believe he said that-" "that's outRAGEous" as he struts off thinking he's a comical genius.

- when darry went on that gymnastics course all the instructors absolutely adored him. they loved how down-to-earth he was and they just knew he would be able to do anything they taught him. he kinda became the golden student and was constantly being used as an example of perfect form and all that.

- pony has attacked soda in his sleep so many times. he's the type to move around alot in his sleep so he's always accidentally smacking soda in the face or kicking him as he's changing sides, and everytime soda complains about it he denies it without fail.

[lookingformoondrop]

OMG FINALLY SOMEONE WHO WRITES ABT THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND LEYLEY AAA

Honestly I'd take any writing about Andy LMFAO whatever you want to write, I'd just love to read something, be it headcanons or some short story <3

Absolutely! I was shocked when I tried finding content for TCOAAL, and there was none💀. For the sake of fluff Andy, the reader is the closest thing Andy has to a sister!

*Leyley doesn't exist*

P.S. Hopefully, this isn't OOC. This is also not proofread, so

I hope these meet your expectations <3

Andrew Graves x female best friend! Reader

TW: Everyone has a filthy mouth (swearing)... N/M = Nickname ♡

♡925 WORDS♡

Ever since Andrew was a kid, he was treated more as his parent's friend than their kid.

This often meant that Andrew was forced to miss out on childish routines like throwing a tantrum, making a mess, having fun the loud way, and making mistakes, simply because "he was so easy."

If he were to add to his parents' load of problems, he wouldn't be able to live with himself, let alone sleep.

But that was all before he met you.

Every Friday, Mrs. Graves would give Andrew money to go on a snack run for the weekend.

But no matter what he did, no matter when or how he entered the grocery store, this little girl (no less than five) would terrorize Andrew.

"She's so annoying, mom! She always snatches the snacks I go for and then bolts for the next aisle. Then she just giggles and runs away with MY TOMATO SOUP."

Mrs. Graves sighed and turned around to face her son, "Andrew, just because a little five year old girl is taking some of the same snacks as you DOES NOT MEAN I am letting you shop at a different store! 'Shop Shop Shop and Shop, with more Shop' is the best for low-deals and prices. Please don't be difficult."

With no other choices, Andrew was forced to continue shopping.

Every week, she did the same thing. She'd sneak up behind him when he wasn't paying attention. She'd snatch the poor snack out of Andrew's hand and would bolt out of the aisle.

And everytime she did this, Andrew would grow angrier and angrier.

Finally, when the little girl stole the hundredth can of soup from his hand, Andrew turned around and grabbed the little girl's hair.

"AHH! Get off of me asshole!"

"You little shit! Give me that can back!"

They'd fight over the can of soup in the middle of the aisle for the next 10 minutes before the store owner kicked them out for "public disturbances."

Now, without his can of soup, sitting at the curb outside the store, with new bite marks along his arm, Andrew was more pissed than ever.

"What the hell is your problem? Do you just find malicious torment funny, you borderline psycho?"

Andrew turned towards the girl. She turned her smile towards Andrew, "Nah, just you."

Annoyed and exhausted, he put his face in his hands.

She thought for a moment , "No one plays with me, so I figured I should play with someone who looked as miserable as me."

Andrew looked at her through his fingers, "What about me screamed misery?"

She put a finger on her bottom lip, deep in thought, "You just have this face,"

Andrew scoffed at the girl, burying his face in his knees. She giggled.

"You just naturally look like an asshole"

"Watch your language, you fucking shit!"

Andrew went to grab the girls hair, "You dont even know my name, and yet you're calling me an asshole!? No wonder you dont have any friends."

She slapped Andrew's hand before it could reach her, "Well, what's your name?"

Andrew hesitated, "It's...Andrew Graves. What's yours?"

The little girl smiled, "Y/N L/N, your new best friend, Aaaaandy."

Andrew sat lazily with Y/N, laying on his lap. He cringed when he thought about their first meeting.

Of all the things they could've fought about, it was a can of soup... God, they're fucking stupid.

Since that day, Y/N would beg Andrew for attention and fun. She'd stalk him when he was out and about and would drag him away from any errands he was requested to run on.

"Leave me alone, N/M"

"Make me~"

"Please?"

"Lame. Now I have to come with you! With that bitch ass attitude you'll get beat up."

"Great."

And when Andrew accidentally reveal his address? Andrew was permanently stuck with Y/N.

Every Friday, she'd follow Andrew home, and even when Mr. and Mrs. Graves questioned the foul-mouth girl Andrew would never offer an explanation better than, "Some stray I picked up that won't let go. I have to keep her."

"Aaaaandyyy, can you change the channel? I don't want to lift my eyelids."

Andrew sighed, "The remote is right by your leg, dumbass"

"So?" She scoffed, "reach it for me."

"It's closer to you than it is to me!"

"Andy change the goddamn channel!"

"i'm not getting up just because your ass wants to be lazy!"

"ANDREW"

"Y/N"

Even if that meant pissing each other off with meanless schemes.

Despite their bickering that has made local pedestrians' ears bleed, they still were there for each other in everything.

"Whatever, you dumb bastard," Y/N mumbled to herself.

Andrew played with Y/N's hair as he stared at the mindless TV.

"Veronica Steveson asked me out to the date."

"Aw, poor hussy"

"Ouch, you think so lowly of me?"

"No, I just assumed you said no," Y/N continued to watch the TV.

"Why would I...?" Before Andrew could finish his sentence, Y/N sat up and stared at him with intense eyes.

"Do you like her?"

"W- Well no, but it's not like any other girls are crawling to date me"

Y/N scoffed at Andrew, flicking his forehead, "That's because you're stupid to notice."

She laid back down on his lap, and Andrew secretly smiled to himself. "So...who aren't I noticing?"

"Your mom."

"Y/N GROSS!"

And even if no one admitted it out loud, and even if you blushed one too many times around each other, you belonged with each other.

"But seriously, Andy, pass me the remote"

"Eat shit, N/M"

Thank you for the ask <3

[tainsan]

YES I DEF THINK THAT TOO!! im just rlly bad at spelling and meant jongho might just use ur name/a shortened ver 😞 yeosang would DEF use ur name but like in the nerdiest way im sorry. hes just a little dorky if that makes sense! i 🫶🏻 nerds tho

on the contrary wooyoung would use the cringiest nicknames ever whether ur there or not. 'my little sugarplum cupcake' 'my honey booboo bear' hed start saying into recipes atp like 'my 1/4 cup of sugar with five large marshmallows!!' thanks man. how sweet!

IM SOO EXCITED!! i need fluff rn these past few chapters have hit me like a train and i am SICK and TIRED of their shenanigans. just kiss it out! i will not sue promise maybe just scream a little 🤗 this fic has everything i love AND an amazing incredible spectacular funny kind author

yeah its not terrible until you have to do it ☹️ its a workout esp when ppl keep messing up 👿👿👿 i think im the side kick here tbh! us against the world though 🤞🏻(and misfit atz. ik yk what theyre gonna do and how theyll improve but IIII dont so until then.. they better sleep with one eye open)

hopefully ur mental health is good or i will uh. fight ur brain! 🤺 and i hope ur inside and safe now 🫶🏻🫶🏻

ok thats my super duper long message for now 😎 thank u for listening and sorry for the wall of text. i WILL be back🐺

-🦝

ME TOO I’m terrible at spelling bc I’m dyslexic😭 auto correct and grammarly are my saviours omg

OKAY I feel like Jongho would be too shy to call you a nickname at the start of the relationship but when he gets fully comfortable he will use babe and baby. Yeosang is such a nerd I love him. I have a thing for nerdy boys (seonghwa and Yeosang have me in a chokehold) (everytime I see seonghwa geek over Star Wars and Lego I will go feral)

NO BC YOU HAVE A POINT😭😭 wooyoung would 100% be using all the cringey weird petnames UNIRONICALLY. Bro woukd come up to you and be like “what’s up my pookie bear” dead serious and won’t understand why you are laughing at the name💀 LDKAOAOA 1/4 CUP OF SUGAR HAD ME ON THE FLOOR. But cupcake and muffin are defo gonna stick bc he thinks you’re the sweetest person alive!!!!

The past few chapters have been HEAVY and I’m so happy to be finally releasing some chapters which I know everyone has been waiting for😭. YOURE FLATTERING ME STOP ILY I’m happy you like the story and also me 🥹

I can’t understand :(( when I was in high school we did Matilda the musical and I was one of the kids in the back 😭😭 my teachers loved the fact that I have a history in gymnastics so they made me flip around and do tricks off a mini trampoline. And OMG THE LEAD FOR MATILDA WAS SO BAD IT WASNT EVEN FUNNY idk who casted but she couldn’t sing or dance or act😭 we did so so so many retakes and every retake I had to be flipping around and I was so done by the end of it

We can both me main characters 🤭 us against the world bae🫶 yeah yeah I have no idea what they are going to do we are both in the blind….🤫

I’d love for you to fight my brain it’s a mess but I’m improving slowly. the last few months have been super super tough for me so I hope that I will get out of this period. But I’ll be fine !!!

NEVER APOLOGISE FOR RANTINGGG

You better be back 🐺AWOOOO

[miraclecherryblossomsblog]

Hi bby 🥺

I saw ur post earlier about how you were struggling and I amn here to help 💖

As much as Zoro hates him, he would sit through hours of Sanji’s crap to learn about how to make the best soup there ever was for your hurting throat. Not just any soup. Not the kind he’s used to, no. Something specifically that he knows you would like <3. Something that not only makes your body warm, but warms your heart. He wants to make the best version of your favorite soup so that you can taste the love and care he has for you in every bite. Make your tastebuds dance and whatever is affecting your throat go away the fastest.

Man’s knows his way around a sword no issue, but when he turns a smaller blade (a knife) towards food it’s a bit of a different story;;. He struggles, but he still does his best. The flavor of the soup is spot on once you taste it, but you also notice how bits of vegetable or meat or whatever is in the soup are cut unevenly. Some pieces are a mouthful and others minuscule. Some pieces are harder to chew than others. It’s because he was trying to cut fast like how Sanji showed him, but didn’t do the best. He may have also burned some parts a lil when sautéing them before adding them to the broth. He knows he could have had the blonde help, but he insisted he did everything himself. The only thing he really let Sanji do was teach him, and add some spices to cover up the burnt flavor.

He present a bowl of his handiwork to you with a certain warmth dusting his cheeks.

“It’s for you, Cherry.”

He offers to spoon feed it to you, if you want. He wants to be there with you while you eat it. Not so much to know how well he did, but just to be there for you. To hold you. To let you know how much he loves you. To kiss your forehead and will your pain to go away.

He loves you more than anything 💚💚💚

DERE I SWEAR IF I COULD I WOULD SMOOCH U RIGHT NOW JJJJFJTJTJTJRJJRJJTJTJRJRJ4J💘💕💘💕💘💕💘💕💘💕💕💘💕💘💕💘💘💕💘💕💘💕💘💕💘💕💕💘💕💘

im going to fucking cry u have no idea how spot on and adorable this is! THE FACT THAT HE LETTED SANJI TEACH HIM AND WANTED TO DO THE SOUP BY HIS HAND ITS SO DAMN MEANINGFUL I SWEAR I CANT I HDHRBNRNRNENENEN😭😭💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

U captured his loyalness and clumsyness to its finest! Wonderful! Beautiful!

I would be tearing up sm man would thought he messed up until i snuggle to him and tell him i love him sm 💘

I LOVE THIS I LOVE HIS DUMMY MOSSY HEAD SM MY HEART THANK U THANK U SO MUCH SRSLY

[livelaughlovekageyama]

HI!!! I just NEEDDD a timeskip! Kageyama x model! Reader one shot/headcannons bcs I just KNOWW they’re such a hot couple and plus kageyamas canonically attractive like??? Preferably fem reader bcs I’m fem and if u wanna add some spice then even betterrr 😙 tyyy so looking forward to it xx

hey hey hey!!

i absolutely LOVE this idea and i hope u like it!!

timeskip kageyama x fem model reader

~~~

-So you guys probably met at a party or something right

-Like kageyama would be dragged there by the japan team

-And youd just be there on ur own

-And once ur there kageyama would see u and just OMG

-Like ur??? So??? Pretty??? Is that even allowed???

-And he probably wouldnt even know ur a model tbh😭…like if ur outside of the vball world he has NO IDEA you exist

-And he also had no idea he was staring at u for like five minutes

-And you being a confident hottie decided to approach him first

-Despite his non stop blushing and stuttering, u guys hit it off!!

-And before he left he somehow managed to get ur number

-Once he got back to the team they asked who he was with

-Still being oblivious to ur fame, he would just respond “oh, i met this girl named y/n l/n and we were kinda hanging out”

-AND THE TEAM WOULD BE SHOOK

“y/n l/n???? You mean the model????🤨”

-KAGEYAMA WOULD JUST STARE AT THEM CONFUSED LMAO

-But once someone looks u up online BRO IS FLABBERGASTED💀

-LIKE WHAT???

-HE WAS TALKING TO A MODEL THIS WHOLE TIME AND HAD NO IDEA???

-WAS HE SURPRISED THAT U WERE A MODEL?? ABSOLUTELY NOT, UR GORGEOUS…BUT AT THE SAME TIME HOLY SHIT

-YOURE A MODEL.

-So once he got home he would be stalking ur socials and completely fanboying over u

-AND UD PROBABLY CALL HIM OR SOMETHING AND HED BE SCARED HE GOT CAUGHT LMFAO

-But you just wanted to make sure u had the right number and tell him you had a nice time

-And during that call hed manage to ask you on a date, and you agreed!

-And thats kinda where it all started

-You probably figured out abt his volleyball career on ur own after you first met, so at ur first date u guys would talk abt both of your fame and such

-And let me just say, KAGEYAMA IS SO SUPPORTIVE OF U😩👏

-Like everytime u go to a new shoot or something and wanna show him the photos he gets all blushy and just kinda mumbles “youre so pretty, y/n” AND JUST UGHH

-He is also so soft with you as a bf❤️

-Like give him cuddles once and he will NEVER wanna leave ur arms😩💕

-And he would always look at ur work and anything ure in and just be so damn proud

-AND YOU ARE ALWAYS SUPPORTIVE OF HIM TOO OFC

-Like u go to ALL of his games, and he is always so happy to see u there

-But lets say u guys havent told the public abt ur relationship

-FANS WOULD START TO SEE U THERE AND MAKE THEORIES

  “Omg did you see that y/n l/n has been at every japan game this year??”

  “You mean the model??”

  “Yeah! I saw her too! I bet shes dating one of the players”

   “I wouldnt be surprised, any of them would compliment her SO WELL..like a 

    hot athlete plus a hot model?? Its perfect”

-You guys would just ignore the comments tbh

-Like u liked the secret relationship

-But then SOMEONE had to go mess that up🤨

-And that someone would probably be hinata😭

-HE WOULD JUST POST A PICTURE OF U GUYS KISSING AFTER A BIG GAME OR SOMETHING AND CAPTION IT “always gotta be the third wheel with these two smh🙄”

-AND LIKE ATSUMU AND BOKUTO WOULD COMMENT “FRRR, like get a room ong👆” “istg, theyre making me feel more single every day😪”

-AND FANS WOULD ABSOLUTELY FREAK OUT

-YOU AND KAGS WOULD SEE ALL THE COMMOTION AND JUST LET IT BE PUBLIC ATP

-(hinata would still be getting his ass kicked by kags tho🪦)

-BUT FANS WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE U GUYS

-Like constant ship edits, ship names, ALL OF IT

-You guys would be absolutely iconic

-Certain modeling companies would probably have u guys do couple shoots too

-AND LET ME JUST SAY THAT MODELING KAGEYAMA…<333

-U GUYS ARE SO HOT

-But now that u guys have open relationships you guys could actually show affection

-And even though kags is usually shy with that he would not hesitate to hype u up still

-Hed repost ALL ur work, and hed comment things like “❤️” "😊👏" “So pretty baby” AND HES SO AWKWARD BUT ITS SO CUTE

-And you would post his volleyball highlights and just AHHH

-But ofc internet fame has its downsides

-And usually it wouldnt get to u guys, but sometimes you two can get a teeny bit self conscious from it:((

-Like if kags sees a comment saying that you could do better than him he would honestly start to worry that u felt that way too:((

-Please tell him that hes perfect and u love him and give him all the cuddles and kisses in the world❤️❤️❤️

-He is probably still scared that he will be left behind (like in middle school) so for you to hold him and promise him that you wont leave him no matter what will calm him down sm

-And if people do the same for YOU kageyama would actually be in shock

-Like you are the most perfect thing to him

-And if he sees any type of hate getting u down he will not hesitate to wrap his arms around u and try to just squeeze all ur sadness away😩❤️

-Hed kiss ur head and just whisper “please dont listen to what they say, i love you so much and i would never even think about leaving you for someone else”❤️❤️❤️

-AND HE MEANS IT

-HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH

-AND IS SO PROUD OF YOU AND IS STILL ASTONISHED OF HOW HE EVEN PULLED YOU

-But you guys would try your best to ignore all the negatives in your world and just focus on being happy:))

10/10, power duo + super cute and supportive couple👏❤️

[dnbup]

Thoma relationship headcannons

///Thoma x GN!reader (sfw)

--Warnings: Slight swearing

Send me requests! <-- heres what I write

•Probably draws you a bunch of stick figure drawings of you two holding hands. PLSS hang them on the fridge or he'll throw a tantrum. "DID YOU NOT LIKE MY DRAWING!!!"

•You guys go on walks together at night. He tries to scare you by claiming he hears footsteps.

"Thoma, when you walk you hear YOUR footsteps"

"Oh."

• If you have night terrors he'll imediantly wake you up when he feels you shuffling out in the bed. He really tries his best at comforting you, reassuring you that you can talk about it whenever you feel comfortable. — If you just cant get your body to go back to sleep afterwards he'll make you your favorite drink and stay up with you until you fall asleep again.

• A lot of stray cats in your area? Yea, good luck with that — He'll stop everytime he sees one just so he can pet the little ball of fluff.

"This one! Can we take this one home!"

"Thoma thats a rock."

• I feel like he'd be a restless sleeper, you woke up for the third time this night because you felt him kicking you again. Honestly just jump on him and suffocate him with a pillow at this point <//3

• Great cuddler until he starts squeezing you to death in your sleep. You have claw your way out of his arms like a bat from hell. Maybe you should start being the big spoon before you get a broken rib.

• Male housewife Thoma, you cannot change my mind. He'll cook you your favorite meal but leave a huge ass mess in the kitchen. "Its just a little mess!" but it looks like a hurricane just passed through.

• He loses things a lot, and they always end up in the most random places. Oh he lost the house key? Its in the blender.

• Brings you a lot of gifts. On good days he'll buy you a plushie or a ring. Other days he buys you a "I ♡ hot moms" shirt.

• If you see a roach he'll go apeshit and almost burn the house down with his vision.

"That'll teach the roach."

• Hugs 24/7! He'll lay on your lap while hugging you waist. If you arent a fan of cuddling then he'll just hold your hand.

• Calls you endearments like "Baby" or "My light". Insists on being called something embarassing like "pookie" 💀

• Hes fine with PDA. But nothing more than holding hands, a close hug, or a slight peck on the cheek.

• Takes you out on picnic dates. When it turns night he takes you to sit on the edge of a cliff with him, watching the stars flicker in the nightsky.

HI PLS SEND REQS MY INBOX IS SO LONELY!!