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maeamian · 7 months ago

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Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.

They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.

So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.

#We will fight them on the shores in the trenches etc etc etc #I know it's been said before but the people who said it were right to beat back fash for whatever else they weren't right about #Fuck these fucking little bastards who want to rule our fucking lives and destroy our communities #They've got too much power as is and right now is our moment to crush them and take it back #If you're not into Harris fine work to kick the GOP off your city council they're shitty little gremlins there too I guarantee it #(Hell if you're in LA there's two good chances to swap a shitty Dem for a good dem on the council)#But it's time to fucking break their necks and if we do it here the worldwide movement of these fuckers is gonna follow #Not because we're particularly special but because our fascists are pretty large exporters of the stuff #A loss for them is going to shred their party this unholy alliance is already fraying between the fundamentalists and the tech ghouls #Let's magnify that shit for them by making them eat it.#Don't mind me I'm just sick of these fucking ghouls and ready to make them suffer for what they've tried to do #All implied violence in this post is metaphorical ;)

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phantomrose96 · 1 year ago

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“The story tells you what happens” acceptable, expected, standard fare.

“They story never tells you what happens but the implications are there” losing my mind, chewing the drywall, punching patrons on the bus, throwing myself in the river

#kicking off the walls like a 3am cat. even #Chrissy speaks

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thefrsers · 3 months ago

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#BOBBY NASH THIS WAS SO HOT OF YOU

#911 #911 abc #911 spoilers #911edit #8.07 #bobby nash #bobbynashedit #brad torrence #gifs #mine #THE WAY BOBBY SET HIS ASS STRAIGHT CHEEEOOOOWWWWWW #HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN SEEING FATHER GO OFF #DONT PLAY WITH ROBERT WADE NASH OR HE'LL KICK YOUR LIMEY ASS

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egophiliac · 4 months ago

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should've just let Vil be the one to fly, it would've gone SO much easier. 😔

also HEY how are everyone else's pulls going, because I have had the most RIDICULOUS luck, seriously, halloween magic is 100% real

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #kicking around some ideas for scully's UM poster so i'll talk about all that when we get to it #in the meantime i just have to show this off because...seriously look at it #is the halloween pickup count cumulative?! because i only did two ten-pulls for jamil...#i've only done three ten-pulls total in this event and yet somehow ended up with leona and two consecutive jamils #now it would be extremely funny if i didn't get sebek when he's the one i want the most...but let me hope #(i choose to believe this is an apology from the universe for my lack of both fairy gala ortho and masquerade malleus)#(thank you universe)#anyway i realize there is some irony in bragging about my jamil pulls and yet drawing vil instead #but...i just really wanted to draw nightmare vil okay #i thought i had posted art of good ol' pumpkin-stroker jamil already but i think i might actually have just dreamt that #brb gotta get onto fixing this problem

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nightmare7612 · 9 months ago

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They had a great time! 👍

#hermitcraft #mcc #minecraft championships #mcc kick off #mc championship

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elene78-blog · 22 days ago

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Andrew looks at Kevin after the game against the Trojans.

"How does it feel?" He asks Kevin.

"Losing is not pleasant for anyone," says Kevin.

"Sorry," Andrew says without meaning it at all. "I wanted to say, how does it feel to know that Monsieur Misérable and Mr. Golden Smile are fucking together and have agreed to beat you up?"

Kevin turns to him with a growing bad mood.

"They're not having sex."

"D'Artagnan hit you too hard with the racket. You don't know what you're saying."

"They're not having sex, Andrew!"

"New bet then. I say that France conquers California before the end of the year... In two months if Monsieur Trauma takes care of his shit."

"...Jeremy has never told me he's gay."

Andrew remains silent. He turns his head towards Kevin very very slowly.

"300 dollars."

"We're not going to bet on this..."

"500 dollars."

"Why are you so happy to do this?"

"What do you mean, Kevin? I'm a very happy man."

It's impossible to tell if Andrew is joking with that unflappable expression.

And so the betting returns to the Foxes.

#jean moreau #the sunshine court #jeremy knox #all for the game #jerejean #aftg #neil josten #Nicky bursts out laughing when he has to bet if Jeremy is gay because that's not a bet!#the foxes #kevin day #andrew minyard #Allison analyzes Jerejean and bets that they are not involved because they are too hot and she always wanted to try a French guy #Renee refuses to participate because she knows the answer (Jean has told her)#Dan and Matt think Jeremy isn't gay and are surprised that Jean likes boys too (really Kevin?)#Aaron doesn't care and has no idea #but he wants the money to give Katelyn a nice gift and says they're involved to piss off Kevin.#Neil bets on Jerejean #When Neil is accused of having inside information Neil says he doesn't have it because he and Jean get along badly.#Neil doesn't understand why they don't believe him and is very indignant because he never lie!#The Foxes kick him out of the bet

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chinelacanta · 10 months ago

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i like to think that ever since they met it was mutually ON SIGHT bullying <3

they’re both losers (said with love)

#firm believer of shanks being the last to genuinely warm up to luffy but the one who loves him the most #its a dad and the cat situation #also luffy befriend ALL the other akagamis before shanks is so funny #shanks being like: this pint sized toddler is stealing my crew <:(((#thus the bullying instincts kick off #also also imagine like #shanks laughing and going :its ok they’re just entertaining a kid #and the akagamis are like: we’d trade you for him without second thought #their beloathed high maintenance captain who they unfortunately love #oughghhh i love the red hair pirates being luffys family hold on i need to have a quick cry abt it #monkey d luffy #red haired shanks #benn beckman #yasopp #lucky roux #red hair pirates #one piece #my art!!

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lucabyte · 14 days ago

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some thoughts on Claude

alt title: diversity win! this Butch Nun is crafting bombs in an unventilated room in her convent while actively courting Mother Superior! Do Not Give Them Access To Unlimited Power No Matter How Nice They Are

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#reminder that Claude is one of the only other housemaidens present in Start Again: A Prologue! Think about this for me <3 #isat spoilers #isat fanart #in stars and time #isat #in stars and time fanart #isat claude #isat loop #isat siffrin #isat odile #isat mirabelle #start again: a prologue #lucabyteart #some of these punchlines have been sat around in my files for almost a year at this point LMAOOO.. they were good enough to persist.#anyway yes i know claudes spectacles are small on her sprite but i like doing the dot eye in glasses thing so thats what ur getting !!#also swearing forever yay yay yay. sorry to fake swear lovers but sometimes i need it for the comedy to hit. sorry #... i might post that sasasap kick in the teeth on its own later just because i do like it a lot.#but yeah i have a decent amount of thoughts on claude. mostly informed by that i read both her and & euphrasie as rlly obvious signifiers #that like. mirabelles house is more than a little bit disorganised and way too lax on certain ethical ... concerns....#girls and guys youre in a place that lacks need for even a police force.... why were you workshopping rock traps and pungee pits...?#who signed off on that... are you guys like. you guys seem nice but are you alright. should i be worried #gotta respect the hustle of trying to fuck the head priest of your organisation though. genuinely love that for her #but WHAT a workplace ethics nightmare!! I thought it was bad enough reading it as unrequited. YOURE TELLING ME SHE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO HIT?#INSANE. I DONT WANT TO BE IN THE BUILDING FOR THAT BREAKUP. GET ME ON A PILGRIMAGE *STAT*

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago

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All he knows is flirt with men and lie.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #su she #jin guangyao #Jin Guangyao smelt the 'no one appreciates me' wafting off this guy and said 'is anyone else going to manipulate that to their benefit?'#Su minshan fans...I get it. He's so deep into his role as a pawn he thinks he might have a chance of being someone bigger in this game.#He does play a key role but he's never actually out of anyone's shadow! That's brutal!#JGY's manipulation games are always so fun to see in action. His words are his weapon!#He's getting verbally kicked around only to have someone acknowledge his achievements! Just like how NMJ did for JGY.#He is a master of honeyed words and gentle appreciations. His instrument is *your* heartstrings.#He might see himself in Su She; They both feel under valued and hungry for more importance -#-but it's also a means for JGY to know how to pull his strings.#(IN THIS MOMENT. I very much realize he does come to care for him later on.)#It is also funny how much his powerplays involve sweet talking men. Where did he learn that from?#(Most likely the brothels he grew up in. It's a kick in the gut once you see that link!)

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hleamii · 11 months ago

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Every time I'm on the CityLink, I think about Jason drop kicking Bruce.

#jason todd #bruce wayne #batfam #batman #red hood #PUNT BATMAN #bat family #dc comics #dc #i rotoscoped this off Charlie Curnow's torp in the longest kick competition #Hleamiart

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applestruda · 1 year ago

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#why not kick off the new year with renchanting huh #martyn littlewood #inthelittlewood #inthelittlewood fanart #rendog #rendog fanart #3rd life smp #traffic smp #trafficblr #cw blood #my art #renchanting

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angelthemanspanker · 1 year ago

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the thing about xander I think is that getting fucked in the ass once would fix HIM but there's not a single dude in the cast that wouldn't become worse as a result of being The Guy Who Fucked Xander Harris

#this was collecting dust in the drafts on my main so I'd say this is as good a post as any to kick this guy off with #xander harris #buffy the vampire slayer

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jayjay-thejet-plane · 5 months ago

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They play animal crossing together <3

(sleepy mornings while on leave)

Bonus:

og sketch and lineart below:

#jaydraws #jake insulted bradleys decorating until he threatened to kick jake off his lap #he shut up very quickly after that #sereshaw #hangster #top gun maverick #rooster x hangman #hangman x rooster #bradley bradshaw #jake seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #tgm #top gun #fanart #art #cuddles #hangster fanart

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forestofsprites · 1 month ago

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as a wizard said but a few moments earlier, there are other forces at work in this world besides the will of evil! and as a friend will say a great many months later, it'll be spring soon! and as frodo himself did, we will arm that beautiful lovely knowledge & carry on

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secretagentspydetectiveninja · 10 months ago

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posting this with absolutely no context

#am i a cryptid now? i log on like once in a blue moon to post cringe and then leave again #ace attorney #apollo justice #tikki #random stuff #my stuff #ooookay okay okay okay. anyone reading the tags can have a LITTLE context‚ as a treat #so. sitting on my ao3 currently is an unfinished fic with exactly this premise #i want to finish it so bad. it haunts me every day. people leave such nice comments and everything #but i just have no motivation. trust me i've tried #i thought that perhaps drawing it might finally kick my brain back into gear #i'm so sorry readers i'm sorry i WILL finish it i promise it's not abandoned #it was so much fuuuuun #tikki are you seeing this. cringefail author who keeps playing video games instead of writing lmao #anyway goodbye friends i am gone again. logging off once more

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deep-space-lines · 11 months ago

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okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.

yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything

((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))