#kholb talks weird

[kholb2010]

hehehehe i love it when they talk to o me like this >/////<

[kholb2010]

is it bad that this turns me on

Volume Rendering CT scans by voxel123 

[kholb2010]

oh wow… haha he-hay there •////• wow you lookso hahah woww heh yoyour wires are uhm uhစ//////စ ahem ur so gorgeous please have sec with me ahhh wow i can’t believe i said that! would you like to go on a date with me??? ;)

[kholb2010]

woagh

oughhhh i think i hve a bonar

[kholb2010]

the little stifled moan that trent reznor does at 1:20 in The Only Time..omgggggg holy fuck that man makes me feel things ughhhhh

[kholb2010]

id probably suck a gun like a dick if someone put it in my mouth as a threat

[kholb2010]

i wanna have sex with that triangle

[kholb2010]

i think there is something seriously wrong with me because why am i so attracted to the backup singer's voice in "wont say i feel flushed" by Broadway karkat. his voice is so nasally and he sounds like a nerdy loser who cant sing at all but it is so sexy(?) to me, why??? idk...

[kholb2010]

i wanna fuck both of thwm

Treznor on his 'puter photographed by Jonathan Rach

[kholb2010]

writing smut on ao3 is making me realize why other writers use so many euphemisms for "dick" cuz im not gonna be saying that like 30 times over in one chapter. ive had to say "length" and "member" so far and i know its bad but it feels worse saying "cock" in a slower romantic sex scene.

[kholb2010]

Is this too gay

[kholb2010]

fiening to draw me and my crush as homestuck characters

hes like a mix of john and dave and im gamzee and karkat which means we should make out and kiss and stuff

[kholb2010]

sometimes i have too much fun thinking abt doing it. i think it just makes me horny

when ur out in public and u remember u can cut urself when you get home

[kholb2010]

um.. i think i should write a t-boy bella x edward fic thats super gothic romance and less mormon than the originalbook i. think that would be cool actually and yeah.

[kholb2010]

trent reznor makes me horny

[kholb2010]

i just saw a gif of an alien bursting out of someone’s back from alien: covenant and i audibly moaned