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dayurno · 9 months ago

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the worst first date ive ever been to was with a goth girl who took me (tennis skirt collector) to this underground goth club with the most anti autistic flashing lights ever and we smoked a joint together and i genuinely thought i was seeing hallucinations on the dance floor. then her friends and her drank a bucket of alcohol essentially and her friend started throwing up in the bathroom while i very sadly apologized for needing to leave (because i was hallucinating) and we kissed goodbye as her friend retched with the lung capacity of an airplane engine. i heard the album the entire night was about five minutes before. anyway kandrew

#kevin: sorry im having hallucinations :( nicky retching so hard he coughs blood:#and then i had the best uber driver ever on my way back so i guess things were meant to be #hmmm let me see. neil was kevins uber driver. (nodding sagely)#it was not my first time trying weed but it was my first time smoking in essentially a goth torture chamber #full of people dancing in strange and peculiar ways #i love the goths i believe in their beliefs but it was then i realized i did not have what it takes #and it was UNDERGROUND I CANT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. we were under the ground. it Felt like we were underground #andrew: its really underneath the ground kevin: wow :)#it was so awful all around even though she was so nice about it 😭😭😭🤏#miss dani if youre out there im sorry your friends were nice i hope their band works out #im going to a gig as soon as i remember what it was called

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