#keshiro yozakura

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Kenshirou: *been lying on the ground for 15 minutes*

Samon: What’s up with you?

Kenshirou: I’m a little overwhelmed.

Samon: Why?

Kenshirou: Warden smiled at me.

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Kenshirou, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me.

Mitsuba, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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(Some of the guards riding the teacups at Tokyo Disneyland)

Kiji and Kenshirou: (spinning calmly while chatting)

Hajime and Samon: (spinning slightly faster while having a heated argument)

Momoko and Mitsuru: (spins past them as fast as possible, screaming)

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I love both of you, but I swear to God, sometimes it’s like talking to a couple of goldfish.

Kenshirou to Samon and Kiji

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[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker, Momoko stands in front of the pot with her arms crossed]

Momoko: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Houzuki, quickly: I did. I broke it.

Momoko: No. No you didn’t. Mitsuru?

Mitsuru: Don’t look at me. Look at Hajime.

Hajime: What?! I didn’t break it.

Mitsuru: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Hajime: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Mitsuru: Suspicious.

Hajime: No it’s not.

Samon: If it matters, probably not, but Kiji was the last one to use it.

Kiji: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Samon: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Kiji: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Monkey!

Houzuki: Okay let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.

Momoko: No! Who broke it?!

Hajime, softly: Warden…Kenshirou’s been awfully quiet.

Kenshirou: REALLY?!

Hajime: Yeah, really!

Kenshirou: Oh my God!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Momoko: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. *Looks back at the group with a smirk* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

(Source: Parks and Recreation)

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Kenshiro: #11 said a swear word in the game room

Hajime: I'll talk to him about it

Hajime, to Uno: What the fuck, dude

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Kenshiro: Don’t be intimidated, try to imagine him in his underwear.

Kenshiro: [imagines Hajimes rippling abs and bulging biceps]

Kenshiro: OH NO HE’S HOT