#kersplat

[macguffinandco]

Ker-Splat, our Saturday-morning-cartoon chaos-generator RPG is now only £14! Why? Because we were selling it at that price at UKGE and we sold a bunch more than when it was £16. The free market really does work (in this one specific instance)!

If you want to get your hands on arguably* the funniest TTRPG around for only £14 physical/£7 PDF, you now can! The new price is available on our website (link above) and on our Itch store (https://macguffinandcompany.itch.io/)

*if we had lawyers, we're pretty sure they'd advise us to say this, because lawyers famously love an argument.

[macguffinandco]

This is pretty much the entire premise of our Saturday-morning-chaos-generator Kersplat!

The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. He’s fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, he’s a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people assume that you just have to not fall for the jokes. If he hits you with a pie, you don’t flinch, and eventually you’ll ware him down. The issue is, misery will only last you so long. There’s only so much bits to endure before it becomes funny. And whoever is getting laughed at is losing. Instead, to kill bugs bunny, you have to beat him at his own game. When he throws a pie, don’t try to sidestep or be a sourpuss, that’s playing into his hands. Instead, you comically open your mouth and swallow it whole. This is how you kill a god.

[jackthesleepy]

Story update finally!

Someone might remember that I set out to write a story, now ages have passed an I am not writing that story, but another one, better in all ways, prologue is halfway there but yall wont see it for a while because i didnt flesh out anything yet and its still debatable if I will continue but Ill be posting a short synopsis so you know what youre getting into

[jennycalendar]

hello!! in the event that tumblr does go down i am on discord — and if you are mutuals and would like to stay in touch, let me know so i can toss you my handle :)

[bubzterr]

thinking abt the raditz au that lives in my head once again god bless

[artbybai]

CHRISTMAS PARTY WAS A BLAST!! I had fun and won a cookie decorating contest!!! 😭✨

(As soon as I got the cookies home they slid off the plate and fell face-first on my driveway. RIP in peace)

Agreeing to go to a Christmas Party but forgetting you have social anxiety thanks to your ADHD + poor memory until the day before/day of

[savage-rhi]

Fuchsia 😂

[choccymilkblehhh]

omg O.R.C.A. angst is real??!??!??!

audio: the accident / lucids: part three

also wow an actual animation. kinda lazy ish bc it’s late n im eepy but i had to do this rq goonighttt (5:16am😭😭😭👍🏻)

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

rfhhhrggghh

[alpinefrsh]

Hello, Alpine! How you doing this nice evening(day, night, morning)? Here, have a cupcake! <3

Hello, Cat (can I call you Cat?)! Doing pretty good, I recently rediscovered a fic I wrote in a minecraft book, so that's kind of funny (It's a relatively short and slightly out of context Tommy and Macaque fic for one of my numerous Tommyinnit crossover AUs, lmao).

Thank you! <3

[freesomebodybyluna]

[littlemisssyreid]

Next step of my mermaid painting! 😍 block colours mostly done now. Only some shading and detailing next!

[sour-sprite]

They really just give me anything to do at this job

Today I am rewriting copy for a city award like

When is that “lead” role pay kicking in just asking 🙄

[flock-talk]

What's the silliest/funniest thing you've ever seen a bird do?

A few things come to mind

The great bird crash where Mia and zeeb sat on one another when I recalled one of them

Newt’s rolly poly kersplat

Or the tusty + newt wrestling antics where tust is just…… tust

[alilarew23]

stop doing shit you don’t want to do

if you had what you wanted and were who you wanted to be and wouldn’t, then, feel the need to REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT, you do realize you simply…don’t have to repeat? like by all means if it feels good to tell yourself the same story over and over again until you have a migraine, do your thing, but if your brain is exhausted and hurting and keeps screaming, “YEAH I KNOW I AM LOVED PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP, RESPECTFULLY,” you can just be loved. i know girlie on twitter is preaching you gotta do this to get this and that tiktok coach with the SuCcEsS sToRiEs PiNnEd At ThE lInK iN hEr BiO is telling you you gotta flip this to get that but what if all those voices you’ve absorbed over the months/years since you discovered the law just…disappeared? deadass, what if you decided you never consumed anything except info from the few teachers with whom you truly resonated? what if everything went quiet? so blissfully quiet. and you had a moment, finally, to check in with yourself and be real honest. if, then, you wouldn’t still be doing everything you’re doing, stop doing it. right now. drop it. beep. boop. kersplat. you’re free. now go put your energy into something that truly lights you up. or go, with your energy, and light something up. or take a nap. you are safe. you are held. everything you want is here right now. you see it, don’t you? you feel it, don’t you? oh, thank god. you don’t need to keep reminding yourself.

[callsign-relic]

dont look at me ive just been like fiending over the titan au for the past . 30 minutes just foaming at the maw about it

also my first anon here yay yay yay! yippee! but anyways onto BUSINESS.

ive mainly just been thinking about titan!megatron being a tiny bit . obsessed????? possessive? over a little human like sorry i just enjoy the difference in culture, language, and size especially TOO much.

something ive mainly been thinking about is just. this little human walking around in this strange, dangerously alien city thats absolutely massive, the buildings a cold steel, but the second they put their hands on anything the warmth from their hands just barely stir the nanites in the titan that makes whatever they touched bloom into a soft blue hue

colored footprints leave behind a trail that fade slowly over time, the blue hues melding into greens and yellows the longer the human lingers in an area as the surrounding area soaks in the warmth

meanwhile megatron has been keeping an eye on the little thing since minute one, shifting things around quietly to keep the human close and most importantly safe, one wrong move and the little guy would go kersplat if he didnt keep an eye on them

so he does, watching the human just taking in the alien cityscape with an awe in their eyes that megatron could barely understand

also something ive always like. not really disliked ?? more like. gotten enough of the “waah im a little human who knows nothing!! ):>” thing, like I KNOW ITS MOST TIMES SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE. A READER INSERT but idk! i just wanna see people flesh out the human more in these kinda things

like what if they were a architect before finding themselves in the depths of the titan? what if they studied everything interesting about the structures inside megatron, said titan watching them with curiosity as they quickly write down something in a notebook that they slowly fill over time the longer they spend inside him

or maybe a linguist! slowly deciphering the little bits of cybertronian that they can find to understand the alien language, over time learning that the walls were almost covered in poetry, maybe making some of their own in inspiration of the titans, maybe megatron would be elated to learn that someone else has the same interest? like i mean the guy is probably extremely lonely, even if its self imposed there would still be some kind of yearning to be understood if you catch my drift??

gahh SORRY FOR THESE THOUGHTS BEING SO JUMBLED i just had to write this stuff down or it’d never leave my head lol BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOY THESE? MAYBE?

Eeeee these are so cool thank you so much for sharing!!!

I love the idea of the human having some background to them. An architect or a linguist or anything, just something that gives them a purpose to be interested rather than just “ooo big alien”. I feel like once Megatron sees the human’s attempts to reach out and communicate, maybe he would try and reach out too.

This tiny creature, smaller than dust, yet he still tries to communicate with them, because of how interested they seem in him too…