#kermity da frog

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Hi! I was wonder if you can do Baldi basics dating headcanons just fluff please and thank you 😚

Kemirty Da Frog: On it!

Hope you like it :3

Baldi Dating Headcannons!

He is a Yapper and Your The listener and usually he always Yaps about his students and the lessons he teaches(Math obviously), Things he admires from his students and things he DESPISE

Unfortunately if you try to flirt with him, He would be oblivious to it and it will take some time for him to finally understand...either that or The Principal tells him what it is

He actually is a Gentleman surprisingly... Like the usual opening of doors, helping you in anything like chores, work or paying for the bills

His love language is "Gift Giving" by leaving it at your front door which are really random gifts from him which are either a new notebook for you to use for anything, a picture frame of you both or a can of your favorite drink or food

Although in some cases whenever you two go out on a date he would pay for the bill and if you try paying it he already did after booking the place

But if your the one who book the place he will not eat and just watch you eat because he rather be the one paying for his and your food than you so it's better if you pay your own food without him buying anything for himself which works and now you have to no choice but to let him book for any food related dates and let him pay

His an early bird although ever since he met you he waits for you to wake up so he just stays there and cuddle with you until you wake up

He gets shy and easily red in the face whenever you kiss him(His still getting used to it just be patient)

He loves it whenever you play with his singular hairline although he hates it whenever you throw those suction darts on his bald part of his head but he can't do anything about it because he loves you way too much to do that

He loves to cook for you if you two Arents eating out his a very much of a Househusband to be honest

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hyde: yes yes this is a marvelous script the angel and tv's love life this is the greatest script ive ever came up with and you both are the perfect actors

Emily: Script?

Vox: Actors???

Kermity Da Frog: Kermity!!!

Emily & Vox: Wrong Blog Kermit

Kermity Da Frog: Hello Darkness my old friend...

I would like to talk to you again...

[kermit-ydafrog]

Erm hiii! Not to bother but could u uhm plz write a small, cute, gothic s/o x Boyfriend and Pico (separate)? If not that's okay!!!

Kermity Da Frog: Okie!

BF

You have a LOT of overprotective friends and family members so it won't be called FNF if he didn't had a singing battle with everyone in your family and friends

It was chaotic

But he loves you still land will do anything for you

He isn't that possessive but he will be if someone did crossed the line which will end badly for that person as they get roasted by a rapper/singer like him

His very clingy and affectionate

Love language? Touch and Words

It's no surprise if he starts singing for you and only for you

Pico

He will DEFINITELY kill for you unlike BF he is overprotective and possessive

His love language are more of his overprotective actions

He is both your bodyguard and lover carrying a gun 24/7

Outside his this aggressive man but behind closed doors his still the same but more teasing and a bit cuddly

He loves to impress you by showing you his battle skills and cooking skills which surprised you that he actually knows how to cook

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Kermity Da Frog: Why is Blueberry Ice Cream so cute!?! Like I just want to hold the little Cookie and just cry at how cute they are!!!! (PS: Your art style is amazing!)

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Kermity Da Frog: Yo Shadow out your device down right now and get your butt on bed and rest

*Sweats in being on my laptop in bed*

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Kermity: HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!! FROM KERMITY DA FROG!!!!

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Kermity Da Frog: I don't like spicy food but Burning Spice Cookie is an exception

(Shadow Milk Cookie getting jelly in the background)

Honestly same tbh!

(Also smilk getting jealous lmao-)

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YT Channel!

Kermity: I made my first video! It's about my oc and different versions of her self across the multiverse! I'll be making more in the future! :3 Subscribe if you're ever interested

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I miss my dog...I miss her so much...I love you BecBec 💕

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Kermit-y Da Frog: You learn something new everyday

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

[kermit-ydafrog]

Masterlist:

Writing:

Creepypasta:

Pokémon:

Imposter V4:

CG5 Among Us:

Among Us Logic:

Rainbow Friends:

Helluva Boss:

Hazbin Hotel:

Cookie Run Kingdom:

Cookie Run Ovenbreak:

FNF:

Pico x Small Grumpy Reader

Cult Of The Lamb:

Gravity Falls:

MLP:

Baldi Basic:

Baldi Dating Headcannons

FNAF:

Bendy And The Ink Machine:

Bugsnax:

Minecraft:

Welcome Home:

Willy's Wonderland:

Stardew Valley:

TF2:

The Stanley Parable:

The Amazing Digital Circus:

Caine x Reader Headcannons

[kermit-ydafrog]

[kermit-ydafrog]

Hey Kermity!

I got 2 things I wanted to say!

1. Happy late Birthday! Sorry I'm late, I've just discovered your blog but hey! Better late than never! 😁

(Also, Merry late Christmas and a Happy not late New Year!)

2. Are your requests open? You have kind of given me an idea for a request! 🤩

Kermity Da Frog: Yes Request are open and Thank you!!! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too

[kermit-ydafrog]

@factual-fantasy What about you?

[kermit-ydafrog]

Kermity Da Frog: Excuse me what?

[kermit-ydafrog]

Kermity Da Frog: Hello Everyone...I have an announcement to make

As you all noticed that there's a lot of me posting people who needs financial help because of the war in Gaza Palestine

And I just noticed that some of them kept on resending the same thing to me in my inbox and I have this tingly feeling that some of them is a scam...

But that's the thing I don't know how to deal with that let alone know if it's a scam

That's why I'm sorry to say this but if someone is going to send something to me in my inbox about giving them financial help is going to be deleted immediately

I just don't want to risk getting some of my followers and readers get scammed by this and I hope you all understand

PS: It's not like I don't want to help the people from Gaza Palestine it's just hard for me to tell which is a scam or not and the fact my inbox is always full of this topic as if I'm some advertisement for this when clearly I'm not and I know this is not what some of them intended to do but it just feels like that to me

So again please understand what I'm coming from