#kermity da frog

[kermit-ydafrog]

Hi! I was wonder if you can do Baldi basics dating headcanons just fluff please and thank you 😚

Kemirty Da Frog: On it!

Hope you like it :3

Baldi Dating Headcannons!

He is a Yapper and Your The listener and usually he always Yaps about his students and the lessons he teaches(Math obviously), Things he admires from his students and things he DESPISE

Unfortunately if you try to flirt with him, He would be oblivious to it and it will take some time for him to finally understand...either that or The Principal tells him what it is

He actually is a Gentleman surprisingly... Like the usual opening of doors, helping you in anything like chores, work or paying for the bills

His love language is "Gift Giving" by leaving it at your front door which are really random gifts from him which are either a new notebook for you to use for anything, a picture frame of you both or a can of your favorite drink or food

Although in some cases whenever you two go out on a date he would pay for the bill and if you try paying it he already did after booking the place

But if your the one who book the place he will not eat and just watch you eat because he rather be the one paying for his and your food than you so it's better if you pay your own food without him buying anything for himself which works and now you have to no choice but to let him book for any food related dates and let him pay

His an early bird although ever since he met you he waits for you to wake up so he just stays there and cuddle with you until you wake up

He gets shy and easily red in the face whenever you kiss him(His still getting used to it just be patient)

He loves it whenever you play with his singular hairline although he hates it whenever you throw those suction darts on his bald part of his head but he can't do anything about it because he loves you way too much to do that

He loves to cook for you if you two Arents eating out his a very much of a Househusband to be honest

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hyde: yes yes this is a marvelous script the angel and tv's love life this is the greatest script ive ever came up with and you both are the perfect actors

Emily: Script?

Vox: Actors???

Kermity Da Frog: Kermity!!!

Emily & Vox: Wrong Blog Kermit

Kermity Da Frog: Hello Darkness my old friend...

I would like to talk to you again...

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Kermit-y Da Frog: You learn something new everyday

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

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I miss my dog...I miss her so much...I love you BecBec 💕

[thedarkcircuswritings]

Kermity Da Frog: Yo Shadow out your device down right now and get your butt on bed and rest

*Sweats in being on my laptop in bed*

[hugemilkshake]

Kermity Da Frog: I don't like spicy food but Burning Spice Cookie is an exception

(Shadow Milk Cookie getting jelly in the background)

Honestly same tbh!

(Also smilk getting jealous lmao-)

[kermit-ydafrog]

@factual-fantasy What about you?

[kermit-ydafrog]

Masterlist:

Writing:

Creepypasta:

Pokémon:

Imposter V4:

CG5 Among Us:

Among Us Logic:

Rainbow Friends:

Helluva Boss:

Hazbin Hotel:

Cookie Run Kingdom:

Cookie Run Ovenbreak:

FNF:

Pico x Small Grumpy Reader

Cult Of The Lamb:

Gravity Falls:

MLP:

Baldi Basic:

Baldi Dating Headcannons

FNAF:

Bendy And The Ink Machine:

Bugsnax:

Minecraft:

Welcome Home:

Willy's Wonderland:

Stardew Valley:

TF2:

The Stanley Parable:

The Amazing Digital Circus:

Caine x Reader Headcannons

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Kermity Da Frog: Excuse me what?

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5 🐸

who do yall sit with🤔🤔🤔🤔

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Kermity Da Frog: Hello Everyone...I have an announcement to make

As you all noticed that there's a lot of me posting people who needs financial help because of the war in Gaza Palestine

And I just noticed that some of them kept on resending the same thing to me in my inbox and I have this tingly feeling that some of them is a scam...

But that's the thing I don't know how to deal with that let alone know if it's a scam

That's why I'm sorry to say this but if someone is going to send something to me in my inbox about giving them financial help is going to be deleted immediately

I just don't want to risk getting some of my followers and readers get scammed by this and I hope you all understand

PS: It's not like I don't want to help the people from Gaza Palestine it's just hard for me to tell which is a scam or not and the fact my inbox is always full of this topic as if I'm some advertisement for this when clearly I'm not and I know this is not what some of them intended to do but it just feels like that to me

So again please understand what I'm coming from

[kermit-ydafrog]

The Anon List!

None...

[kermit-ydafrog]

welcome everybody

I am Muhammad Imad Abdel Latif Sharab

First, after an aggressive war on Gaza City and its revival, we were displaced from our 3-storey house in which I and my family of 3 members live.

My father's family consists of 8 members

My grandfather, may God have mercy on him, was martyred by occupation aircraft on 12/14/2023.

The one who was martyred while he was leaving the house to check on our house next to him, which could not be reached due to a brutal enemy who does not differentiate between anyone in death, went out to check on our house, which we were not in because of my displacement to Rafah, me, my father, and our families due to the intensity of the fighting in Khan Yunis, and after that A few days ago, our store in which my father and brothers work was bombed by occupation aircraft. He was working to gather his strength from it and meet the needs of our house, which no longer exists due to the bombing. We ask you to help and contribute, even if just a little, by donating to us so that we can compensate for a little of what we lost.

Many thanks to you 😢

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

If you do not understand the words well, because I am not very good at English, but I ask you to help me with money so that I can compensate for even a little of what I lost, and I am very grateful to you, my dears😢🥺😢🥺😢🥺🥺😢

[kermit-ydafrog]

Kermit-y Da Frog: Kermit-y has started school this morning

Sighs

Kermit-y Da Frog is not ready

Though it got suspended tomorrow since the weather is bad

But Still...

Though I will focus on grades because Kermit-y is going to be a Varsity Basketball Player

Though I have to get 82+ Grades if I have to stay in

BUT KERMIT-Y WILL DO THERE BEST SO WISH ME LUCK!!!

[kermit-ydafrog]

Could u do some dating headcannons with Pico and a very devious, small, aggressive S/O plz! If not that's fine! :D

Kermity Da Frog: Here ya go Bud! To the others his 20 Years Old

Pico x Small Grumpy Reader!

Look he doesn't care if your grumpy it's actually cute for him that's why he calls you "Shortie" everyday

He would tease you to no end and would continue to tease you every chance he gets

Although if someone else teases you he will end them in just a second

Keith and Grace calls you two the "Demon Couple" because despite always fighting you two still finds a way to get back together and have "FUN" aggressively

Both You and Pico would start robbing everyone you two met and even mug the person who mugs both of you or one of you

But despite the Hard shell you both have your days of vulnerability and would comfort and be there for eachother if the time needs it

The way to you two tease eachother would look like as if you two are wrestling LITERALLY with blood and all and it concerns Keith and Grace to another level

Since your small Pico tends to put everything up high where you can't reach it just so you could go and ask for his help and what you meant help is to kick his balls and stand on his back for him to be your boost

Despite being small you get to hide at places no one can you see that's why whenever you piss Pico off he has a hard time looking for you either up high or down low which actually helps him be more alert actually in real cases