#kenta yumyiya

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Incorrect beyblade quotes of stuff my friends have said (or texted)

Ginka: “Dude bro lets yeet this yeast”

Masamune: “I like big pepe”

Tsubasa: “I swear to god, if you don’t shut up, I will tie the long hairs on your head to the short hairs in your ass and roll you downhill like a snowball”

Yu: “IT AINT THE DOWNWARD DOG ITS SPIRALING DOWN TO HELL”

Madoka: “you even sit like an anime girl”

Benkei: “Excuse me miss, you dropped your coochie”

Kyoya: *VERY loudly* “B L A D D E R”

Kenta: “No, I didn’t leave you at the corner store at lunch with that guy to set you up, I just didn’t wanna eat another sandwich at the fucking corner store.”

Toby: “I’m gonna have a fucking seizure”

Zeo: “Just tell that guy to stick his d!ck in a meat grinder or somethin, I dunno”

Dashan: “I’m gonna yell at him tomorrow”

Chao Xin: (in a public mall about our empty-handed friend) “[FRIEND’s NAME] PUT THE GUN AWAY”

Chi Yun: “just in case someone offended rubber ducks like that”

Mei Mei: “i am a B U I L D I N G”

Julian: “I am literally the biggest asshole ever”

Sophie: “I want fries”

Wales: “I cursed at our gym teacher and I don’t regret it”

Klaus: “STRONG BOI”

Hyoma: “that does not sound natural”

Hoikuto: “I’m so done being a person.”

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Ryo: Ginka, how do I yeet?

Ginka: Which one of you fuckers taught my dad slang?

Benkei, knowing full well that it was him: it was Kenta!

Kenta: wHAT

Tsubasa, sipping a green tea in the background: you’ve started something that cannot be stopped

Hikaru: Director, please stop.

Ryo: OK BUT WHAT IS A LIT?? WHY WON’T HE HESITATE, BITCH?? WHY DOES THAT KID HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON HIS SIDE?? HURRICANE KATRINA, BUT WHATS HURRICANE TORTILLA??

Hikaru, annoyed because her shift was supposed to end a half hour ago: AND NOW ITS MY JOB TO EXPLAIN IT TO HIM, THANKS GUYS

——-

And that’s an average evening at the WBBA

[a-bored-writer]

Look Kenta’s parents fuckin disappeared miraculously at the beginning of Masters when he needed to go to Brazil. Nine-ish y/o Kenta went to the other side of the world with just Benkei with him.

if Ryuuga was actually talking to Kenta I'm pretty sure this is what he'd be saying

“you will never understand the level of ‘I don’t fucking care’ that I am at with you right now”

“no stop, man I’m serious cut it out”

“omg dude stop I’m trying to look badass what’s everyone gonna say when I have a little kid following me around”

“where’s your fucking parents do they not even give a shit oh my god”

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A concept: Hunger Games AU with Ginka as Katniss and Kenta as Rue

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“Yknow Kenta, the one with the green hair? I think he might be stronger than Ginka. He kept battling when there was a crack on his, I think it’s called a face-bolt, but Ginka lost the battle when he got a crack like that.”

—food for thought from the Babyblader

(I have no clue which instance she’s referencing since I haven’t watched fury entirely in a hot minute but Kenta and Ryuga battled recently so I’m guessing from there.)

[a-bored-writer]

Where are Hikaru, Kenta, Tsubasa, Madoka, and Ryo in their work?

What’s going on in Shogun Steel with the original MFB cast? Madoka is apparently 17-18 in that show and that fact makes me a little uncomfortable.

She has a full-time job (seemingly), and a part-time job at the B-Pit. She works for Tsubasa, who’s also wayyyy too young for the job he’s got. Ryo was easily in his thirties when he was the WBBA director, if not his forties. Kenta was shown at the end of the series to be in an office with someone who looked like Hikaru, and Ryo was also in that frame.

Ryo is still in the WBBA, so why is Tsubasa the director? Did he ask to take on the role? Is Ryo preparing to retire? There’s so much happening that doesn’t make sense.

Also, Hikaru is still there, so why is Madoka taking on her old role?

The only explanation I have for that is that Hikaru is training Kenta, who’s most likely an intern being that in the B.S. canon timeline of this series (it makes no sense, but I’ve addressed that before. Benkei went from a 15 y/o to a full adult but Kenta looks like he’s barely aged three years despite being in a time of his life where growing is kinda the point), he’s apparently 15-16 in Shogun Steel and there’s no way he has experience in an office setting.

Ryo preparing to retire makes sense, so that’s the explanation we’ll roll with here for why he’s no longer the director.

Madoka has always been shown to be a very hardworking character since her introduction episode. That being said, her working two jobs isn’t really that far fetched. What is far fetched is that she gave up on traveling with her friends and being a mechanic in order to work a standard job like a tech advisor (what does that even entail for a beyblade organization? Is she just an IT person to fix computers? There’s so many questions about her role and some of her lines were kinda confusing when analyzed).

And with this information, it only makes sense that Ryo would pass the role of director into Tsubasa, and with the logic of the series, nobody stopped him because....beyblade reasons. Benkei is the same age as Tsubasa and he opened a successful business, so the age factor seems pretty nonexistent in this discussion.

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I feel called out

its been 7 years i say to my mutuals, none of which have ever seen an episode of metal fusion

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May I have a Benkei/Kenta for the pair dynamic ask?

A/N: AHhhhhhhhh Ok I finally got around to this one!! As usual, revisions/feedback are welcome. I hope you enjoy. I know this took me a while. I was honestly planning to get around to it the day I got the ask but I’ve been either uninspired/unmotivated to write or busy. I did the other one on my phone in the car and planned to get this one done too but the ride was shorter than I thought so here we are, with this typed out in full on my computer.

It was late now--well, maybe not, but it sure as hell felt like it. The sun had been down for a few hours now, leaving the silver, blinking moonlight in its wake, shining itself down on the little green head of hair on top of Benkei’s shoulders. 

Benkei wasn’t so sure when they’d started doing this, watching the sun go down while they talked about God-knows-what. He wasn’t even sure when he’d gone from the vicious face hunter Kenta had known him as to one of the boy’s closest friends. Either way, here he was, with Kenta on top of him, right by the water. 

“Tired up there?” He asked, smirking. 

“Nope,” Kenta replied, but Benkei could hear the lulling in his voice. Kenta had been doing that for a while now, trying to keep himself awake, trying to cling to the moment. He’d never been the type to want to cut the fun times short, and Benkei knew that. 

“So I can finish my story--” Benkei cut himself off when he felt Kenta’s head leaning against his own, his ears filling with the subtle sound of snoring. 

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Benkei, talking about Metal Fusion Kenta:

“Before my training, he was just another weak blader in short pants.”

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Gan Gan Galaxy trying to figure out the NY subway system is so fucking funny

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Ginka routing for Kenta in the first episode of Fury is so soft and probably the cutest part of this season

You can fight me on this.

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Nobody:

Literally nobody:

Not a single soul:

Yuki: kEnTa’S nOt A lEgEnDaRy BlAdEr

[a-bored-writer]

Kenta is so frikin short and I love it

[a-bored-writer]

For Kenta week, since my fic was so bad: should I do a character analysis or another fic?

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Metal Fight Beyblade | Beyblade: Metal Fusion Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Kenta Yumyiya, Ryuga Additional Tags: I took so long to actually start this, I'm so sorry Summary:

Kenta and Ryuga often spent their nights, sitting by the fire while Ryuga bitched about things that were...well, were they his fault?

A/N: FUck, this one got darker than intended. I mean, not dark, but pretty angsty. Anyways, this was requested by an anon and @ryugakishat , who actually wanted me to write this, so here it is!! Enjoy. 

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I FUCKIN FORGOT ABT THIS

Ryo: Ginka, how do I yeet?

Ginka: Which one of you fuckers taught my dad slang?

Benkei, knowing full well that it was him: it was Kenta!

Kenta: wHAT

Tsubasa, sipping a green tea in the background: you’ve started something that cannot be stopped

Hikaru: Director, please stop.

Ryo: OK BUT WHAT IS A LIT?? WHY WON’T HE HESITATE, BITCH?? WHY DOES THAT KID HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON HIS SIDE?? HURRICANE KATRINA, BUT WHATS HURRICANE TORTILLA??

Hikaru, annoyed because her shift was supposed to end a half hour ago: AND NOW ITS MY JOB TO EXPLAIN IT TO HIM, THANKS GUYS

——-

And that’s an average evening at the WBBA